Fred: The Show 1x21

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Fred asks Holly to look through old photos in his basement so she can advise on his haircut for class picture day. Once a decision has been made the kids discover they've gotten trapped in the basement and Fred goes to extremes trying to survive.

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1. - HEY, GUYS. GOOD THING YOU'RE HERE.

2. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

3. THIS SHIRT OR THIS ONE?

4. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS ONE'S TERRIBLE.

5. - ALL RIGHT, SO SCHOOL PICTURES ARE COMING UP.

6. AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE I LOOK GOOD.

7. I MEAN, I ALWAYS LOOK GOOD,

8. BUT I WANT TO LOOK EXTRA GOOD.

9. MAYBE EVEN EXTRA, EXTRA GOOD.

10. SO I HAVE THE SHIRT.

11. NOW ALL I NEED IS THE HAIR.

12. THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.

13. THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.

14. THIS DEFINITELY WON'T WORK.

15. BETTER CALL IN SOME REINFORCEMENTS.

16. HOLLY, GOOD.

17. YOU GOT MY VOICEMAIL.

18. - YEAH, ALL 17 OF THEM.

19. - I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

20. I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT FOR THE SCHOOL PICTURE,

21. AND I CAN'T FIND THE PHOTO OF ME WITH PERFECT HAIR

22. TO SHOW THE BARBER.

23. - THAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?

24. HAIR?

25. - COME ON.

26. A SCHOOL PICTURE IS FOREVER.

27. PLUS, IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE TO HANG OUT

28. IN MY COLD, DARK BASEMENT.

29. - DOES YOUR BASEMENT HAVE RATS?

30. - YEAH, BIG ONES.

31. - I'M IN. - COME ON.

32. - IT'S CREEPY DOWN HERE.

33. I LIKE IT.

34. - ALL RIGHT, SO THE PICTURE WE'RE TRYING TO FIND

35. COULD BE IN ANY OF THESE BOXES.

36. IT COULD TAKE US A DAY, A WEEK, A MONTH,

37. EVEN A YEAR TO FIND IT.

38. - IS THIS IT?

39. - YEAH.

40. EVERY STRAND OF HAIR IN PERFECT POSITION,

41. THE PRECISE PART,

42. THE SHIMMER,

43. FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL WEEP WITH JOY WHEN THEY SEE THIS.

44. WHO KNOWS?

45. IT MIGHT EVEN LEAD TO A MODELING CAREER.

46. - OH, BRIGHT LIGHTS!

47. MAYBE MODELING ISN'T FOR ME.

48. - I'M SURE IT'S NOT.

49. - BUT I STILL WANT TO LOOK GOOD.

50. TIME TO SEE A MAN ABOUT MY HAIRCUT.

51. - WHAT'S WRONG?

52. - THE DOOR WON'T OPEN.

53. IT MUST HAVE LOCKED BEHIND US.

54. - YOU MEAN I'M STUCK DOWN HERE WITH YOU?

55. - LOOKS LIKE IT.

56. BUT DON'T WORRY.

57. MY MOM WILL BE HOME IN AN HOUR.

58. - WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL MOMMY DEAREST GETS HOME?

59. - OH, THERE IS PLENTY OF FUN STUFF TO DO DOWN HERE.

60. OOH.

61. WHAT DID THEY USE THESE FOR IN THE OLDEN DAYS?

62. HUH, YEAH LOOK AT THIS. WE'RE HAVING FUN.

63. IT'S LIKE A MOLDY AMUSEMENT PARK.

64. LOOK.

65. THERE'S MY BABY BOX.

66. OH, CHECK IT OUT.

67. IT'S MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

68. - YOUR FIRST NAME IS BAGEL?

69. - YEAH, MY MOM LOVES BREAKFAST.

70. OOH, CUTE.

71. - WHAT IS THAT?

72. - OH, THAT'S THE FIRST DIAPER I EVER USED.

73. MY MOM IS VERY SENTIMENTAL.

74. - YOUR MOM IS VERY WEIRD.

75. - OH, I REALLY JUST DON'T GET IT.

76. MY MOM HAS BEEN GONE FOR OVER AN HOUR.

77. MONDAYS ARE ALWAYS HER EARLY DAY.

78. - MONDAY?

79. IT'S FRIDAY.

80. - WHAT?

81. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY.

82. - FRED, IF YOUR MOM IS NOT GETTING BACK TILL MONDAY,

83. THAT MEANS WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE FOR THREE DAYS.

84. - THREE DAYS?

85. THAT'S AN ETERNITY.

86. - DUDE, I KNOW.

87. WE GOT TO FIND FOOD.

88. - WELL, THERE'S THAT GIANT RAT IN THE CORNER.

89. - I'M GONNA ASK THAT YOU NOT EAT ME.

90. - IT WAS HER IDEA.

91. - THERE'S GOT TO BE FOOD IN ONE OF THE BOXES.

92. NOPE.

93. OH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

94. - WHAT?

95. - OH, UH, A GIANT SWEATER.

96. - YEAH.

97. - I'LL TAKE THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

98. - MMM.

99. - GIVE ME THAT.

100. - GIVE YOU WHAT?

101. AH, OH, GIVE YOU WHAT?

102. EXCUSE ME.

103. - THAT WAS ME.

104. - OH.

105. - FRED, I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.

106. MY BRAIN IS TURNING TO MUSH.

107. - OH, MUSH SOUNDS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.

108. - WE HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING, LIKE, A PHONE.

109. - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I DON'T HAVE A PHONE?

110. - WHAT?

111. - I BUILD ONE.

112. - THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS GONNA WORK.

113. - DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS?

114. - YEAH, WE COULD— - DIDN'T THINK SO.

115. ALL RIGHT.

116. HELLO?

117. IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

118. THIS IS FRED FIGGLEHORN.

119. ANYONE?

120. I GUESS IT DOESN'T WORK.

121. - HELLO?

122. HELLO?

123. HUH.

124. MUST BE THOSE KIDS FROM JUPITER PRANK CALLING ME AGAIN.

125. PUNKS.

126. - HOLLY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

127. THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT WITH.

128. - AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE

129. I'D RATHER BE TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT WITH.

130. THERE'S STEVE AND PAUL AND A LEPRECHAUN.

131. - AWW, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL TOO.

132. YOU KNOW, WE MAY NEVER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE.

133. - IT'S LOOKING THAT WAY.

134. MAN, THERE WAS SO MUCH I WANTED TO DO.

135. - I KNOW.

136. I NEVER EVEN GOT TO WIN A SOUP EATING CONTEST.

137. - AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET TO MARRY THAT FIRE-EATER.

138. - AND I'LL NEVER OWN A REMOTE-CONTROLLED ROBOTIC MONKEY

139. THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES.

140. - I'M PRETTY SURE THOSE DON'T EXIST.

141. - OH, THEY DO.

142. HEY, SINCE WE'RE GETTING ALONG SO WELL,

143. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BASEMENT PROM WITH ME?

144. - I'M GONNA FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.

145. - OH, NO WORRIES.

146. I DON'T NEED AN ANSWER JUST YET.

147. JUST WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

148. I'M SORRY, BUDDY.

149. YOU HAD SUCH A FULL LIFE AHEAD OF YOU,

150. WHAT WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND ALL.

151. I REALLY LET YOU DOWN.

152. - YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN, FRED.

153. - YOU CAN HEAR ME?

154. - UH, YEAH.

155. I'M YOU.

156. DUH.

157. - THAT MAKES SENSE.

158. - IF YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THAT AMAZING HAIRDO.

159. WHAT CAN'T YOU ACCOMPLISH?

160. THE SECRET IS TO NEVER GIVE UP.

161. - NEVER GIVE UP.

162. WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT?

163. - I JUST SAID IT.

164. OH, RIGHT.

165. - SO YOU CAN STAY IN THIS BASEMENT WITH HOLLY...

166. - WHY WON'T YOU DIG?

167. - OR YOU CAN KEEP TRYING TO GET OUT.

168. - THANKS, PHOTO FRED.

169. I REALLY NEEDED THAT.

170. - HEY! WE NEEDED THAT.

171. - HOLLY!

172. - WHAT?

173. - PACK UP YOUR BAGS.

174. WE'RE GOING HOME.

175. - I DIDN'T BRING ANY BAGS.

176. THERE HAS GOT TO BE A WAY TO PUSH THIS DOOR OPEN.

177. - WAIT, PUSH?

178. DON'T YOU MEAN PULL?

179. - THAT IS JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK.

180. OKAY.

181. YOU CAN DO THIS.

182. YOU CAN DO THIS.

183. WE'RE SAVED!

184. I DID IT!

185. - YOU'RE TELLING ME, THIS ENTIRE TIME

186. THE DOOR WASN'T EVEN LOCKED?

187. YOU COULD HAVE JUST OPENED IT?

188. - YEP.

189. BUT YOU CAN THANK ME LATER...

190. AT THE UPSTAIRS PROM.

191. - I THINK I'LL JUST STAY IN HERE.

192. - BUT—

193. WELL, SOMEBODY IS GOING TO BE MISSING OUT ON MY DANCE MOVES.

194. - ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT?

195. - HEY FIGGLEHORN,

196. NICE HAIRCUT, BRAH.

197. HA!

198. WHOA!

199. WHAT?

200. - IS THAT A ROBOT MONKEY?

201. WHAT? AH!

202. OH, MY—