Fred: The Show 1x20

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Fred has been put in charge of watching Grandma while his mom sets up for her surprise birthday party, however in true Fred fashion he gets distracted and loses her.

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1. - HEY, GUYS, FRED HERE!

2. I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT A LITTLE!

3. OH!

4. WHERE IS IT?

5. IT HAS TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

6. TODAY, I HAVE TO BE AT MY HANDSOMEST.

7. I'M SPENDING THE DAY

8. WITH THE MOST INCREDIBLE GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

9. IF ONLY I COULD FIND THE SWEATER SHE MADE ME.

10. OH, HERE IT IS.

11. SHE MADE IT FOR ME THREE YEARS AGO,

12. AND IT STILL FITS PERFECTLY.

13. HANDSOME.

14. GRANDMA!

15. - COME HERE, FREDDY, AND GIVE YOUR GRANDMA A KISS.

16. - OH. MUAH!

17. HEY, GRANDMA, I GOT YOU A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

18. - OH, BOY.

19. JEEZ, GRANDMA, YOU LOOK SO GLAMOROUS.

20. - OH, THANKS.

21. IT'S THE NEW SCOOTER.

22. IT MAKES ME LOOK A LITTLE THINNER.

23. - IT DOES.

24. - MAYBE I SHOULD GET ONE.

25. - COME ON, GRANDMA.

26. LET'S GO TO THE LIVING ROOM AND LIVE IT UP.

27. SUPER DUPER, FREDDY.

28. - AND, REMEMBER, FREDDY KEEP YOUR GRANDMA OCCUPIED

29. AND OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM

30. SO I HAVE TIME TO SET UP FOR HER SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

31. - I KNOW.

32. PSYCH!

33. - AND REMEMBER, HAVE HER BACK HERE BY...

34. - FIVE. - THREE.

35. THREE.

36. - THREE.

37. - FIF—

38. - FOUR. - FIFTEEN.

39. - 3:15.

40. DUH.

41. - AND REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR FLAPS SHUT,

42. 'CAUSE IT'S A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY,

43. AND I LOVE SURPRISING.

44. - OH.

45. UH-UH.

46. UGH.

47. OH!

48. MM. NO.

49. YUCK!

50. GROSS!

51. - COME ON, THE LIVING ROOM'S OVERRATED, GRANDMA.

52. LET'S GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN THE DEN UNTIL 3:15.

53. - SUPER DUPER, FREDDY!

54. - YOU READY, GRANDMA?

55. - READY, FREDDY.

56. - ALL RIGHT, THE FIGGLEHORN DANCE-OFF STARTS

57. IN THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

58. - HOW ARE YOU BEATING ME?

59. - I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD DANCER.

60. - IT'S DOWN TO THE WIRE WITH ONLY A FEW MORE BEATS TO GO.

61. IT'S NUMBER ONE GRANDSON AND GRANDMASTER FIGGLE

62. NECK AND NECK.

63. IT'S GONNA BE A PHOTO FINISH.

64. AND THE WINNER IS...

65. A TIE?

66. - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

67. - WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE THIS THE FIGGLEHORN WAY.

68. - YOU GO FIRST.

69. "A,"B,"C,"D,"E."

70. I CAN'T DO ANY MORE.

71. "F,"G,"H,"I,"J."

72. - IT SMELLS BAD.

73. "K,"L,"M,"N,"O,"P."

74. - LET'S GO SHOW THE WORLD THIS TALENT, GRANDMA.

75. COME ON.

76. "Q,"R."

77. "S."

78. "T,"U,"V," "W,"X,"Y," AND "Z."

79. - WOW, GRANDMA, THAT WAS REALLY—

80. NOW I KNOW MY ABCs.

81. NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME!

82. - THAT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS.

83. - WHOA, THERE'S A HOTTIE.

84. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE NURSING HOME, BERT?

85. - I KNOW I'M EARLY,

86. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THE PART—

87. - PART WHERE GRANDMA BEATS ME AT BURPING.

88. "A,"B,"C."

89. - ISN'T SHE A DOLL?

90. - SHE IS, AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE A YOUNGER VERSION,

91. GO INSIDE AND TALK TO MY MOM.

92. ding! ding!

93. ding!

94. - SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYE, SON, YOU—

95. OH.

96. - FREDDY.

97. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

98. I'M ON A NEW MEDICATION.

99. IT TENDS TO MAKE ME A LITTLE DROWSY.

100. - DON'T LET HER FALL A-WHAT?

101. WHAT WAS MY GRANDMA GONNA SAY?

102. JEEZ, SOMETIMES OLD PEOPLE CAN BE

103. A LITTLE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

104. GRANDMA?

105. GRANDMA?

106. GRANDMA!

107. GRAND-MAAAA!

108. GRANDMA!

109. GRANDMA!

110. GRANDMA!

111. OH, OKAY, RELAX, FRED.

112. SHE STILL HAS PLENTY OF TIME TO SHOW UP.

113. - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

114. HI. OH, YOU LOOK GOOD.

115. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

116. COME ON.

117. HURRY.

118. SHE'S GONNA LOVE THIS.

119. OH, NO!

120. I'M TOO LATE!

121. IF GRANDMA DOESN'T SHOW UP

122. TO HER OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY,

123. I'M IN BIG TROUBLE!

124. OH, BOY.

125. OH, GRANDMA, I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME WITH YOU.

126. BUT YOU HEAD RIGHT IN.

127. I'LL BE IN THERE IN A FEW.

128. - OKAY, SHH!

129. THEY'RE HERE. EVERYBODY HIDE.

130. FRED DID IT.

131. OH, GEE, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

132. SURPRISE!

133. - OH, SUPER DUPER.

134. THAT WAS A COMPLETE SURPRISE.

135. YOUR FREDDY DID A GOOD JOB OF KEEPING IT SECRET.

136. HE'S A GOOD BOY, I TELL YOU.

137. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MA.

138. - LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE.

139. - I NEED TO VISIT THE LADIES ROOM.

140. - OH!

141. START THE MUSIC.

142. LET'S PARTY.

143. GOT TO DO THIS FAST.

144. GREAT PARTY, MA.

145. - YEAH, IF ONLY THE GUEST OF HONOR WAS HERE TO ENJOY IT.

146. I'M GETTING WORRIED ABOUT GRANDMA.

147. SHE'S BEEN IN A CAN FOR AN AWFUL LONG TIME.

148. - WELL, YOU KNOW US FIGGLEHORNS AND OUR DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS.

149. - OH, YEAH.

150. I'M WELL AWARE OF IT.

151. - HEY, ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYELASHES?

152. - I'M AT THAT AGE, MOM.

153. GROWING HAIR EVERYWHERE.

154. - OH!

155. TOO MUCH INFORMATION, FREDDY.

156. T.M.I.

157. WELL, I BETTER GO CHECK ON THE OLD BROAD.

158. HEY.

159. SCOOTCH, TOOTCH.

160. GOT TO CHECK GRANNY.

161. - MA, ANY LUCK?

162. - OH, YOU DON'T SOUND SO GOOD, HONEY.

163. ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT TIME.

164. I'M FINE.

165. - OH, MA.

166. JUST GO AND ENJOY THE PARTY.

167. - ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD.

168. JUST BREATHE.

169. - OH, POOR MA.

170. I'VE BEEN THERE.

171. - HEY, WHERE'S YOUR GRANDMA?

172. I WANT TO WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

173. - OH, SHE'S UPSTAIRS LAYING DOWN.

174. - HUH?

175. GRANDMA NOT FEELING WELL ON HER BIRTHDAY?

176. I'LL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.

177. BERT'S JUST THE CURE FOR THE BIRTHDAY BLUES.

178. COME ON, LET'S GET FUNKY.

179. - I'M AN OLD LADY.

180. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA.

181. SORRY YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL.

182. WHY, GRANDMA, WHAT UNWRINKLY HANDS YOU HAVE.

183. - THE BETTER TO SLAP YOU WITH.

184. - AND WHAT REAL TEETH YOU HAVE, GRANDMA.

185. - THE BETTER TO ENUNCIATE, "GO AWAY."

186. - AND WHAT AN ODD WALKER YOU HAVE, GRANDMA.

187. - THE BETTER TO GET AWAY FROM YOU WITH.

188. - OH, COME BACK HERE, YOU MINX.

189. - STAY AWAY, BERT.

190. GRANNY'S NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY.

191. - COME ON, GRANNY.

192. - OW!

193. EASY.

194. I'M COOKING HERE.

195. - OH, I'M GAINING ON YOU.

196. - BERT! EASY, BABY.

197. COME BACK TO ME. COME ON.

198. - OH, LEAVE ME ALONE.

199. - OH, YEAH.

200. YEAH!

201. I'M COMING.

202. - BERT, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

203. SHOO! STAY AWAY!

204. STAY AWAY, BERT!

205. STAY BACK!

206. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MASHER!

207. - I'LL MASH YOU.

208. - SORRY ABOUT THAT, FREDDY.

209. I'VE NEVER BEEN A GOOD DRIVER.

210. - IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA.

211. AT LEAST YOU GOT HOME IN TIME TO ENJOY YOUR SURPRISE PARTY.

212. - SURPRISE PARTY?

213. I HATE SURPRISES.

214. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MOTHER?

215. COME ON, BERT.

216. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

217. HERE, FREDDY, COVER FOR ME.

218. - OH.

219. - MA, COME AND EAT YOUR PRUNE CAKE.

220. O. M. GAMMIT!

221. OOPS.