Fred: The Show 1x2

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Kids and neighbors have witnessed Fred committing petty crimes, most of which happen to Kevin's house. Fred declares his innocence but nobody believes him.

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1. - WA-BAM! CHECK IT.

2. TWO TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S

3. MATTHEW AND THE EQUATIONS CONCERT

4. AT THE POWERDOME.

5. WHAT'S THAT? WHO ARE THEY?

6. MATTHEW AND THE EQUATIONS ARE ONLY THE MOST TALENTED,

7. MOST BRILLIANT, MOST SPECTACULAR BAND

8. THAT HAS EVER LIVED.

9. THEY DO THAT SONG LOVE MATH.

10. YOU DON'T KNOW LOVE MATH?

11. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD,

12. 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT,

13. I'M NOT GONNA SING IT FOR YOU.

14. - FRED, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

15. - BUT, MOM, I'M SINGING A REALLY PASSIONATE LOVE SONG!

16. - NOW, FREDDY!

17. - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TAKE FIVE.

18. WHEN I GET BACK, WE'LL PICK IT UP ON THE SECOND VERSE.

19. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

20. - I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY, DON'T YOU, FRED?

21. - YEAH, I KIND OF DO.

22. WRAPPING MY CAR IN TOILET PAPER ISN'T FUNNY.

23. IT'S DESTRUCTIVE AND, QUITE FRANKLY,

24. A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD TOILET PAPER.

25. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MR. VAN DER MULLER?

26. I DIDN'T TP YOUR CAR.

27. - AND I SUPPOSE YOU DIDN'T SUPERGLUE FEATHERS

28. ALL OVER MY BIKE EITHER.

29. - YEAH, OR BREAK MY MOM'S FAVORITE YARD GNOME.

30. - OR PUT BLUE DYE IN MY FACE CREAM.

31. IT'S NOT FUNNY, FREDDY.

32. LOOK AT ME. I'M HIDEOUS.

33. - BUT, MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT.

34. I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THESE THINGS, I SWEAR.

35. - OH, NOW YOU'RE SWEARING?

36. OH, I'M SO, SO, SO, SO PROUD OF YOU, FREDDY.

37. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

38. MY MOM SAW YOU, FIGGLEHORN, BREAK HER YARD GNOME.

39. - AND I SAW YOU TP'ING MY CAR.

40. - WE ALL SAW YOU, FRED.

41. WE ALL SAW YOU WITH OUR VERY OWN EYES.

42. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, WITH A DOUBT, 100% YOU.

43. - I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

44. HE WAS LIKE A PART OF THE FAMILY.

45. HE WAS LIKE THE SON I NEVER HAD.

46. - OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

47. - OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

48. YOU ARE GONNA DO CHORES TILL YOU PAY BACK

49. EVERY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE FOR WHAT YOU DID.

50. - BUT, MOM—

51. - AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, MISTER.

52. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANY CONCERT.

53. NO WAY!

54. pop!

55. - EVIL KID. YOU'RE BAD.

56. - YOU'RE BAD. - YOU'RE JUST BAD.

57. - EVIL. - YOU'RE EVIL, FREDDY.

58. - EVIL. - EVIL.

59. - GOOD BIRD, BAD KID.

60. - BAD BOY. EVIL.

61. - YOU MADE ME BLUE.

62. - EVIL!

63. - HEAR THE BIRD! CAW!

64. NO!

65. - THE TOQUITAS ARE READY.

66. - OOH! - OH, YES!

67. TOQUITOS. - FUN!

68. HOW COULD THIS BE?

69. I'D NEVER SUPERGLUE FEATHERS TO A BIKE

70. OR TP A CAR OR BREAK A LAWN GNOME

71. OR PUT BLUE DYE IN MY MOM'S FACE CREAM!

72. OKAY, MAYBE I'D DO THAT ONE. THAT SOUNDS KIND OF FUN.

73. BUT, I MEAN, THE OTHER STUFF,

74. THAT'S, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'D DO, OKAY,

75. THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

76. THAT'S IT!

77. OH, MAN, THAT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION

78. FOR ALL OF THIS!

79. AN EVIL VERSION OF ME FROM ANOTHER PLANET

80. IS DOING ALL OF THIS.

81. YOU SEE, IN SCIENCE CLASS,

82. WE LEARNED THAT THE UNIVERSE IS JUST SO BIG.

83. I MEAN, THERE ARE LITERALLY BILLIONS OF PLANETS OUT THERE.

84. SO OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S ANOTHER PLANET OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

85. THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF OUR OWN.

86. IT'S PRETTY MUCH A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

87. SO ON SOME PLANET OUT THERE,

88. THERE'S AN OPPOSITE VERSION OF ME, EVIL FRED.

89. - HEY, GUYS.

90. EVIL FRED HERE.

91. I DID SO MANY EVIL AND HORRIBLE THINGS TODAY.

92. IT WAS SO AWESOME.

93. - HELLO, EVIL FRED.

94. DID YOU DO ANYTHING EVIL TODAY?

95. - YEAH, MOM, SO MANY EVIL THINGS.

96. - THAT'S NICE, DEAR.

97. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

98. I'M SO, SO, SO, SO PROUD OF YOU.

99. EVIL COOKIE?

100. - NOT CONTENT WITH DOING EVIL THINGS ON HIS OWN PLANET,

101. HE DECIDED TO BUILD A PORTAL GENERATOR

102. THAT WOULD TAKE HIM TO OTHER PLANETS...

103. zap! - OW!

104. zap! OW!

105. THAT ONE HURT.

106. - WHERE HE COULD SATISFY HIS EVIL CRAVING.

107. AND THEN LAST NIGHT,

108. WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LIKE AN ANGEL...

109. EVIL FRED CROSSED OVER INTO OUR WORLD.

110. AND THE REST, AS THEY SAY, IS HISTORY.

111. YEAH!

112. - FRED, STOP LAUGHING SO LOUD.

113. I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY STORY.

114. - SORRY, MOM.

115. OH, GAMMIT!

116. IF I HAVE ANY CHANCE OF GOING TO SEE

117. MATTHEW AND THE EQUATIONS TONIGHT,

118. I HAVE GOT TO CATCH EVIL FRED

119. AND EXPOSE HIM TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.

120. BUT HOW?

121. HOW DO YOU TRAP AN EVIL VERSION OF YOURSELF?

122. LET'S SEE.

123. EVIL FRED IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME,

124. SO IF I LIKE MYSELF

125. SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES,

126. EVIL FRED MUST LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

127. BUT WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF PEANUT BUTTER?

128. JELLY!

129. AND THE OPPOSITE OF JELLY IS...

130. PEANUT BUTTER!

131. SO THAT MEANS EVIL FRED MUST LIKE

132. JELLY AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES.

133. I'M A GENIUS!

134. FRED, YOU ARE A GENIUS.

135. ANY MOMENT NOW, EVIL FRED'S GONNA COME WALKING UP

136. TO GET A SANDWICH,

137. BUT WHAT HE'S REALLY GONNA GET IS A SAND TRAP.

138. SAND TRAP. GOOD ONE.

139. OKAY, ANY MOMENT NOW.

140. ANY MOMENT NOW, EVIL FRED'S GONNA COME WALKING UP,

141. AND, BAM, I'M GONNA CATCH HIM.

142. ANY SECOND NOW.

143. OH, THIS ISN'T WORKING.

144. IT'S ALREADY BEEN...

145. SIX WHOLE MINUTES?

146. WHAT?

147. I'M SO TIRED,

148. SO HUNGRY.

149. WELL, THEY ARE JUST SITTING THERE.

150. AND THEY DO LOOK REALLY GOOD.

151. MMM, ALMOST TASTES LIKE

152. A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH—

153. ALMOST BUT NOT EXACTLY.

154. OH, MAN!

155. IT'S HIM!

156. IT'S EVIL FRED!

157. AH! AH!

158. GOT TO CATCH HIM!

159. HEY!

160. HEY, KID, LET ME BORROW YOUR BIKE.

161. WHY DIDN'T I PICK THE OTHER BIKE?

162. AH!

163. NO.

164. COME ON!

165. COME ON!

166. REALLY?

167. GO AROUND. GO AROUND.

168. SO WHAT?

169. OW!

170. NO!

171. - CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY BIKE BACK NOW?

172. - OH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE.

173. - FREDERICK FIGGLEHORN,

174. YOU'RE GONNA DO CHORES.

175. THEN AFTER YOU'RE DONE CLEANING THE LIVING ROOM,

176. I WANT YOU TO WEED THE GARDEN.

177. - WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A GARDEN, MOM.

178. - THEN PLANT ONE AND WEED IT.

179. - HOW ABOUT I WEED YOU?

180. - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

181. - H-HOW ABOUT I FEED STU?

182. - WHO'S STU?

183. - OUR PARROT, MOM. STU, THE PARROT.

184. - WE DON'T HAVE A PARROT.

185. - OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD,

186. 'CAUSE THEN I WON'T HAVE TO FEED HIM.

187. - THAT KID AIN'T RIGHT.

188. - OH!

189. - OH, THIS WIG IS MAD ITCHY.

190. OH, MY GAMMIT!

191. - HEY, SOMEBODY THERE?

192. - COO! CA-CAW!

193. - STUPID BIRD.

194. HOO-HOO! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

195. - SO EVIL FRED

196. IS KEVIN!