Fred: The Show 1x16

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Fred and Starr are Home Economics partners and their homework assignment is to take care of a 5-pound sack of flour for a week. At first their partnership is perfect, but things quickly unravel!

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1. - HEY, GUYS, IT'S FRED.

2. I'M SO EXCITED.

3. MY HOME EC. TEACHER TOLD ME

4. THAT WE HAVE A BIG PROJECT STARTING TODAY.

5. WHAT IS IT? BAKING COOKIES?

6. GIANT CHEESE FRIES? TURKEY BASTING?

7. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S FOOD, AND IT'S EXCITING.

8. OKAY, PEOPLE,

9. WE'RE GONNA BE STARTING A VERY EXCITING PROJECT TODAY.

10. - YAY!

11. JEEZ, SHOW A LITTLE ENTHUSIASM.

12. - WE'RE GOING TO PAIR UP, AND THEN YOU'RE ALL

13. GONNA TAKE CARE OF A TEN-POUND SACK OF FLOUR.

14. YOU'LL ALL LEARN VERY VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS

15. AS YOU'RE PARENTING...

16. UH... FLOUR BABY.

17. - THAT'S NOT EVEN A FOOD PROJECT!

18. - WHO'S A BIG GIRL? WHO'S MAMA'S ANGEL?

19. THERE HER IS.

20. EVERYONE, BUDDY UP!

21. - HEY, DO YOU WANT TO BE PARTNERS?

22. MAYBE YOU?

23. HEY, WE USED TO BE FRIENDS.

24. MAYBE? UH...

25. - KEVIN.

26. - WHO'S YOUR PARTNER?

27. - FRED!

28. - KEVIN'S PARTNER'S FRED.

29. - WHAT? - WHAT? KEVIN?

30. NO! NOT HIM!

31. - WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR, DUDE?

32. - LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR PARTNER EITHER.

33. BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORK SO WE WON'T GET A BAD GRADE.

34. YOU'RE JOKING.

35. THAT'S FUNNY. I'M NOT LAUGHING!

36. DUDE, I'M NOT TAKING CARE OF A BAG OF FLOUR WITH YOU, DORK.

37. TAKE IT. - OH.

38. - HEY, YOU BETTER NOT MESS UP, EITHER.

39. YOU BETTER GET US BOTH "A's.

40. - UGH, DEADBEAT DAD.

41. OKAY, BE GOOD, FLOUR BABY.

42. I HAVE TO DO A SCENE WITH STARR.

43. - OF COURSE YOU CAN WATCH.

44. AH, FLOUR BABY, YOU'RE SO SWEET.

45. - AND BEGIN.

46. - HONEY, I'M HOME.

47. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...

48. - GEORGE.

49. - YES, GEORGE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

50. - 15 YEARS TOGETHER, MARTHA.

51. THIS LIFE HAS BEEN AN AMAZING TRIP.

52. - THE ONLY THING I'VE LOVED MORE THAN YOU

53. HAS BEEN RAISING OUR TEN CHILDREN.

54. WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE HAD TIME

55. TO STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS, BABY.

56. FLOWERS, BABY.

57. - AND SCENE!

58. BRILLIANT! WONDERFUL!

59. OH, DON'T FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT WEEK.

60. - DID YOU SEE THAT?

61. SHE'S SUCH AN AMAZING ACTRESS.

62. AND SOMETHING TELLS ME SHE'LL BE A GREAT MOM TO FLOUR BABY.

63. STARR, I JUST HAVE TO SAY, YOU ARE FANTASTIC.

64. - OH.

65. - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? - OH, OF COURSE.

66. WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN?

67. - ACTUALLY, I'D THINK YOU'D BE A GREAT MOM.

68. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO HELP ME RAISE FLOUR BABY?

69. I'D BE HONORED.

70. - GOOCHIE, GOOCHIE, GOO. OH.

71. - GOODNESS. - OH, LOOK, WHAT A CUTE BABY.

72. - OH, YOU TWO HAVE A BABY TOO.

73. IT'S SO...

74. DISTURBING.

75. EXCUSE ME.

76. - LISTEN, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

77. - MM-HMM.

78. - OH.

79. I THINK WE SHOULD NAME HIM.

80. - UH, I THINK SHE'S A HER.

81. - HE'S A HIM.

82. - SHE'S A HER.

83. - OKAY, WE'LL NAME IT.

84. LET'S BOTH SAY THE BEST NAME WE CAN THINK OF AT THE SAME TIME.

85. READY? GO.

86. - STARR. - FRED.

87. OKAY, HE/SHE/HIM/HER/IT'S NEW NAME IS...

88. FRARR.

89. FRARR.

90. BEAUTIFUL.

91. - OOH.

92. - WE ARE SUCH COOL PARENTS.

93. ISN'T FLOUR BABY SO CUTE?

94. I SAID, "ISN'T FLOUR BABY A CUTIE?"

95. LOOK.

96. POSE.

97. EH? - MMM, I GUESS.

98. DO YOU WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE...

99. WITHOUT FRARR?

100. - WHY WOULD WE GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT FRARR?

101. - I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT...

102. F.B.

103. WE NEVER EVEN GO OUT ANYMORE.

104. - IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE DAY.

105. - AND WHEN IS HE/SHE/IT GOING TO, YOU KNOW, DO SOMETHING?

106. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT/HIM/HER.

107. - OKAY, HE/SHE/IT IS SLEEPING.

108. PROBABLY.

109. - YEAH?

110. WELL, I JUST NEED SOME ME TIME.

111. - WHAT? - DON'T FREAK OUT.

112. I'LL BE BACK LATER.

113. PROBABLY. - WHY WOULD I FREAK OUT?

114. I AM NOT FREAKED OUT!

115. WHY DOES SHE THINK I'M FREAKING OUT?

116. I AM NOT FREAKING OUT! - SEE YA.

117. - BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU'RE MY FLOUR BABY MAMA.

118. WELL, I GUESS IT'S JUST ME AND YOU NOW, FRARR.

119. - PARENTING IS SO HARD.

120. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER SAY THAT?

121. - UGH, I CAN'T HANDLE LITTLE FRARR ALL BY MYSELF.

122. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE/SHE/HIM/IT DOESN'T EVEN LIKE GETTING BATHS?

123. FRARR!

124. FRARR, NO!

125. NO!

126. MY SON!

127. DADDY'S HERE.

128. - THE END.

129. - OH.

130. I LOVE THE UNICYCLE.

131. AND NOW FOR FRED'S MONOLOGUE.

132. FRED!

133. DO YOU HAVE YOUR MONOLOGUE?

134. - MONOLOGUE?

135. NO, I DON'T HAVE A MONOLOGUE.

136. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT TAKING CARE OF FLOUR BABY!

137. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MONOLOGUES TODAY?

138. I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE ASSIGNMENT.

139. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MONOLOGUE IS ANYWAY.

140. EVEN AS A YOUNG BOY, I DIDN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF A MONOLOGUE.

141. I'M SURE I'D BE GREAT AT IT IF I JUST KNEW WHAT IT WAS.

142. OOH.

143. FINALLY WE ARE SETTLED DOWN AND CAN JUST RELAX.

144. THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY STUFF, RIGHT, FLOUR BABY?

145. FLOUR BABY?

146. FRARR!

147. FRARR! FRARR!

148. STARR, HAVE YOU SEEN FRARR?

149. I CAN'T FIND HIM/HER/IT ANYWHERE?

150. I MEAN, I'M SURE HE/SHE/IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT—

151. OH, SORRY. SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.

152. STARR!

153. HEY, STARR, YOU'RE HERE, SO I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL BACK, OKAY?

154. - I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD OUR PRECIOUS FRARR IS MISSING.

155. crash!

156. - NO.

157. NO.

158. WHAT?

159. AH.

160. - I'M OVERWHELMED.

161. OUR POOR, POOR FLOUR BABY'S...

162. UM... UM...

163. - FRARR.

164. - YES, FRARR. APPLE OF MY EYE.

165. - OKAY, WELL, HELP ME LOOK.

166. I'LL GET UPSTAIRS. THEN MAYBE YOU CAN GET—

167. - FRED, WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!

168. I HAVE CALLED THIS PRESS CONFERENCE

169. TO ANNOUNCE THE TRAGIC DISAPPEARANCE OF ONE OF OUR OWN.

170. I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL BE AS SHOCKED AS FRED AND I

171. AT THIS TRAGIC DISAPPEARANCE.

172. IT PAINS ME TO INFORM YOU ALL GOOD PEOPLE THAT...

173. FLOUR BABY IS MISSING.

174. KIDNAPPED. - KIDNAPPED?

175. - KIDNAPPED!

176. - MISSING HEIR FRARR FIGGLEHORN, WHERE IS HE/SHE/IT?

177. - WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

178. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO FRARR.

179. I HAD HIM/HER/IT IN THE KITCHEN.

180. DELISH! EAT UP!

181. MMM.

182. SO GOOD.

183. O-M-G!

184. WE'RE EATING FLOUR BABY!

185. FRARR!

186. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

187. WE ALWAYS WANTED OUR FLOUR BABY

188. TO GROW UP TO BE SOMETHING GREAT.

189. NOW IT'S A DELICIOUS FLOUR BABY CAKE!

190. FRARR SURE TASTES YUMMY.

191. MMM, WE CAN NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.

192. - ABOUT WHAT?