Fred: The Show 1x14

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Fred decides to pull an all-nighter to study for his History final. However, even with the best of intentions, Fred's study time quickly turns into a night of distractions.

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1. - THIS BALL'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT.

2. - WELL, THIS BALL'S GOT YOUR FACE ON IT.

3. - PLEASE! MY NOSE IS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT.

4. - LET'S DO THIS.

5. - DODGEBALL!

6. thud!

7. crash!

8. thud!

9. LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH!

10. clank!

11. GET READY FOR THIS ONE.

12. thud!

13. - WAH!

14. crash!

15. AAH!

16. whoosh!

17. clank!

18. clank!

19. crash!

20. thud!

21. - AHH!

22. thud!

23. WAH!

24. - OH!

25. thunk!

26. OH! OH!

27. ALL RIGHT...

28. BEFORE WE BREAK SOMETHING.

29. GOOD GAME.

30. - YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

31. - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

32. WATCH TV.

33. - I CAN'T.

34. IT'S DINNERTIME, AND WE HAVE THAT TEST IN THE MORNING.

35. - TEST?

36. MORNING?

37. TEST!

38. - YEAH, OUR HISTORY FINAL.

39. - REMEMBER?

40. - WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

41. IT'S ABSURD!

42. IMPERVIOUS! INCONCEIVABLE!

43. IMPROBABLE!

44. PREPOSTEROUS!

45. - FRED!

46. PUT DOWN THE DICTIONARY.

47. - LOOK, THERE'S NO HISTORY TEST TOMORROW.

48. I WOULD KNOW. I WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN.

49. SEE?

50. "BUY COOKIES."

51. "EAT COOKIES."

52. "BUY COOKIES."

53. - "MONDAY HISTORY TEST. DO NOT FORGET!"

54. FOR ONE SECOND.

55. NO!

56. AHH.

57. OKAY, I FEEL BETTER NOW.

58. NO, I DON'T! THIS IS AWFUL!

59. IF I FAIL HISTORY, I'LL BE GROUNDED ALL SUMMER!

60. - HEY! NO SPLASHING IN THE POOL!

61. - THIS IS TERRIBLE!

62. IT'S AWFUL! IT'S TRAGIC!

63. IT'S— IT'S—

64. WHERE'S MY DICTIONARY?

65. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

66. - UH!

67. - SORRY. REFLEXES.

68. - GOOD REFLEXES.

69. - LOOK, CHILL OUT.

70. I'LL HELP YOU STUDY FOR THE HISTORY TEST.

71. IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

72. - WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

73. - UH!

74. - SORRY. THREE YEARS OF KARATE.

75. I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.

76. - I-I UNDERSTAND.

77. ALL RIGHT, TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED

78. IN ALL OF HISTORY.

79. EVER.

80. - OKAY.

81. THE BIG BANG,

82. OF THE UNIVERSE.

83. WHEN THE 11 SOUTHERN STATES

84. OF AMERICA.

85. MADE OF MEAT,

86. WHICH BRINGS US UP TO NOW.

87. FRED?

88. - OH!

89. I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

90. - COME ON!

91. FOR THE HISTORY TEST,

92. AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING!

93. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW.

94. - SORRY, I ZONED OUT AFTER ALL THE DINOSAURS DIED.

95. BUT LOOK!

96. RIDING A PTERODACTYL,

97. AND HERE'S YOU GETTING EATEN BY A T-REX.

98. COOL, RIGHT?

99. LOOK,

100. HE'S SWALLOWING YOUR ARM.

101. TOMORROW.

102. - WAIT! DON'T LEAVE.

103. WE HAVE ALL NIGHT.

104. OOF! thud!

105. OKAY, IT'S ONLY MIDNIGHT,

106. LEFT TO STUDY FOR THE TEST.

107. DEEP BREATH.

108. NOT THAT DEEP.

109. BOY, BREATHING IS HARD.

110. OKAY.

111. WHEW. HAH.

112. CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE.

113. ALL RIGHT.

114. WHEW.

115. OKAY, FOCUS.

116. OKAY.

117. "IN THE SIXTH CENTURY, KING ARTHUR AND HIS KNIGHTS"--

118. OOH! PENCILS!

119. zip!

120. HMM.

121. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

122. GOOD.

123. NOW I CAN STUDY.

124. OKAY.

125. "IN 1969, MAN LANDS ON THE MOON."

126. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.

127. HAM SANDWICH?

128. splat! splat!

129. splat! splat!

130. YUCK!

131. I DON'T THINK THAT WAS HAM.

132. "IN 1492, COLUMBUS DISCOVERS AMERICA."

133. AMERICA, WHERE ARE YOU?

134. AMERICA?

135. AMERICA!

136. AMERICA? AMERICA?

137. AMERICA?

138. AMERICA!

139. IS ANYBODY HOME?

140. ECHO!

141. "1775, THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE."

142. OH.

143. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING! THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!

144. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING! TELL EVERYONE!

145. SORRY.

146. - THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.

147. DID YOU TELL HIM?

148. YOU TOLD HIM, DIDN'T YOU?

149. YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH.

150. OH!

151. OH!

152. OH!

153. IT'S 3:00 A.M., AND I AM SO SLEEPY!

154. KIDS, IT IS NOT FUN TO STAY UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

155. I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STAY AWAKE.

156. STAY AWAKE!

157. OH!

158. OOH! OH!

159. splash! splash!

160. thud!

161. OH!

162. splash!

163. WHEW.

164. - HMM.

165. - AND DONE.

166. THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.

167. - THANKS, FRED.

168. - THAT'S WEIRD. THIS IS HISTORY CLASS!

169. TEACHES GYM.

170. OOH!

171. OOH! THAT WAS JUST A DREAM.

172. I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

173. WAIT! WHERE'S THE TICK-TOCK!

174. THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TICK-TOCK!

175. WHAT TIME IS IT?

176. I'M MELTING!

177. I'M MELTING!

178. - GOOD LUCK, FRED.

179. - FRED?

180. - HANG ON, I'LL GET HIM.

181. YEAH?

182. - ALL RIGHT, CLASS.

183. YOU MAY BEGIN.

184. - "NAME."

185. WHAT'S MY NAME?

186. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

187. IS IT BARRY?

188. I THINK IT'S BARRY.

189. RIGHT.

190. ALL RIGHT, BARRY, YOU'VE GOT THIS.

191. "WHAT DID PAUL REVERE WARN THE COLONISTS?"

192. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING.

193. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING! THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!

194. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!

195. - THAT'S JUST GREAT. THEY KNOW!

196. DID YOU TELL THEM?

197. I—

198. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE LYING.

199. I KNOW YOU TOLD THEM.

200. WOULD YOU—WHAT? WILL YOU TALK TO ME?

201. COMMUNICATION. IT'S KEY.

202. - ALL RIGHT, CLASS. PENCILS DOWN.

203. REMEMBER, YOUR GRADES WILL BE POSTED LATER THIS AFTERNOON.

204. OOH!

205. UH.

206. OOH, WHERE'S MY NAME!

207. WHERE'S MY NAME!

208. WHERE'S MY NAME?

209. - I DON'T KNOW,

210. WHAT THAT LOSER BARRY GOT.

211. - EWW.

212. I AM SO GROUNDED!

213. BARRY IS SO GROUNDED.

214. WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SLEEP NOW

215. FOR, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS.

216. HUH?

217. - HEY, FIGGLEHORN, YOU'RE LATE FOR GYM.

218. - UH! thud!

219. - FRED!