1. - THIS BALL'S GOT YOUR NAME
ON IT.Copy !req
2. - WELL, THIS BALL'S GOT
YOUR FACE ON IT.Copy !req
3. - PLEASE!
MY NOSE IS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT.Copy !req
4. - LET'S DO THIS.Copy !req
5. - DODGEBALL!Copy !req
6. thud!Copy !req
7. crash!Copy !req
8. thud!Copy !req
9. LAH-LAH-LAH-LAH!Copy !req
10. clank!Copy !req
11. GET READY FOR THIS ONE.Copy !req
12. thud!Copy !req
13. - WAH!Copy !req
14. crash!Copy !req
15. AAH!Copy !req
16. whoosh!Copy !req
17. clank!Copy !req
18. clank!Copy !req
19. crash!Copy !req
20. thud!Copy !req
21. - AHH!Copy !req
22. thud!Copy !req
23. WAH!Copy !req
24. - OH!Copy !req
25. thunk!Copy !req
26. OH! OH!Copy !req
27. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
28. WE BETTER STOP
BEFORE WE BREAK SOMETHING.Copy !req
29. GOOD GAME.Copy !req
30. - YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.Copy !req
31. - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
32. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
WATCH TV.Copy !req
33. - I CAN'T.Copy !req
34. IT'S DINNERTIME, AND WE HAVE
THAT TEST IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
35. - TEST?Copy !req
36. MORNING?Copy !req
37. TEST!Copy !req
38. - YEAH, OUR HISTORY FINAL.Copy !req
39. - REMEMBER?Copy !req
40. - WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
41. IT'S ABSURD!Copy !req
42. IMPERVIOUS!
INCONCEIVABLE!Copy !req
43. IMPROBABLE!Copy !req
44. PREPOSTEROUS!Copy !req
45. - FRED!Copy !req
46. PUT DOWN THE DICTIONARY.Copy !req
47. - LOOK, THERE'S NO HISTORY TEST
TOMORROW.Copy !req
48. I WOULD KNOW.
I WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN.Copy !req
49. SEE?Copy !req
50. "BUY COOKIES."Copy !req
51. "EAT COOKIES."Copy !req
52. "BUY COOKIES."Copy !req
53. - "MONDAY HISTORY TEST.
DO NOT FORGET!"Copy !req
54. PLEASE EXCUSE ME
FOR ONE SECOND.Copy !req
55. NO!Copy !req
56. AHH.Copy !req
57. OKAY, I FEEL BETTER NOW.Copy !req
58. NO, I DON'T!
THIS IS AWFUL!Copy !req
59. IF I FAIL HISTORY,
I'LL BE GROUNDED ALL SUMMER!Copy !req
60. - HEY!
NO SPLASHING IN THE POOL!Copy !req
61. - THIS IS TERRIBLE!Copy !req
62. IT'S AWFUL!
IT'S TRAGIC!Copy !req
63. IT'S—
IT'S—Copy !req
64. WHERE'S MY DICTIONARY?Copy !req
65. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?Copy !req
66. - UH!Copy !req
67. - SORRY.
REFLEXES.Copy !req
68. - GOOD REFLEXES.Copy !req
69. - LOOK, CHILL OUT.Copy !req
70. I'LL HELP YOU STUDY
FOR THE HISTORY TEST.Copy !req
71. IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.Copy !req
72. - WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH!Copy !req
73. - UH!Copy !req
74. - SORRY.
THREE YEARS OF KARATE.Copy !req
75. I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.Copy !req
76. - I-I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
77. ALL RIGHT, TELL ME EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENEDCopy !req
78. IN ALL OF HISTORY.Copy !req
79. EVER.Copy !req
80. - OKAY.Copy !req
81. AT FIRST THERE WAS
THE BIG BANG,Copy !req
82. A THEORY THAT EXPLAINS
THE COSMOLOGICAL ORIGINCopy !req
83. OF THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
84. THEN THE CIVIL WAR STARTED
WHEN THE 11 SOUTHERN STATESCopy !req
85. FORMED THE CONFEDERATE STATES
OF AMERICA.Copy !req
86. AND THEN LADY GAGA WORE A DRESS
MADE OF MEAT,Copy !req
87. WHICH BRINGS US UP TO NOW.Copy !req
88. FRED?Copy !req
89. - OH!Copy !req
90. I'M SORRY,
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
91. - COME ON!Copy !req
92. I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOURCopy !req
93. HELPING YOU STUDY
FOR THE HISTORY TEST,Copy !req
94. AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING!Copy !req
95. I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
96. - SORRY, I ZONED OUT
AFTER ALL THE DINOSAURS DIED.Copy !req
97. BUT LOOK!Copy !req
98. I DREW THIS PICTURE OF ME
RIDING A PTERODACTYL,Copy !req
99. AND HERE'S YOU
GETTING EATEN BY A T-REX.Copy !req
100. COOL, RIGHT?Copy !req
101. LOOK,Copy !req
102. HE'S SWALLOWING YOUR ARM.Copy !req
103. - GOOD LUCK WITH THE TEST
TOMORROW.Copy !req
104. - WAIT!
DON'T LEAVE.Copy !req
105. WE HAVE ALL NIGHT.Copy !req
106. OOF!
thud!Copy !req
107. OKAY, IT'S ONLY MIDNIGHT,Copy !req
108. SO THAT MEANS I HAVE EIGHT HOURS
LEFT TO STUDY FOR THE TEST.Copy !req
109. DEEP BREATH.Copy !req
110. NOT THAT DEEP.Copy !req
111. BOY, BREATHING IS HARD.Copy !req
112. OKAY.Copy !req
113. WHEW.
HAH.Copy !req
114. CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE.Copy !req
115. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
116. WHEW.Copy !req
117. OKAY, FOCUS.Copy !req
118. OKAY.Copy !req
119. "IN THE SIXTH CENTURY,
KING ARTHUR AND HIS KNIGHTS"--Copy !req
120. OOH!
PENCILS!Copy !req
121. zip!Copy !req
122. HMM.Copy !req
123. THAT SHOULD DO IT.Copy !req
124. GOOD.Copy !req
125. NOW I CAN STUDY.Copy !req
126. OKAY.Copy !req
127. "IN 1969,
MAN LANDS ON THE MOON."Copy !req
128. ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN.Copy !req
129. ONE GIANT—Copy !req
130. HAM SANDWICH?Copy !req
131. splat! splat!Copy !req
132. splat!
splat!Copy !req
133. YUCK!Copy !req
134. I DON'T THINK THAT WAS HAM.Copy !req
135. "IN 1492,
COLUMBUS DISCOVERS AMERICA."Copy !req
136. AMERICA, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
137. AMERICA?Copy !req
138. AMERICA!Copy !req
139. AMERICA?
AMERICA?Copy !req
140. AMERICA?Copy !req
141. AMERICA!Copy !req
142. IS ANYBODY HOME?Copy !req
143. ECHO!Copy !req
144. "1775, THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL REVERE."Copy !req
145. OH.Copy !req
146. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!
THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!Copy !req
147. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!
TELL EVERYONE!Copy !req
148. SORRY.Copy !req
149. - THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.Copy !req
150. DID YOU TELL HIM?Copy !req
151. YOU TOLD HIM, DIDN'T YOU?Copy !req
152. YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH.Copy !req
153. OH!Copy !req
154. OH!Copy !req
155. OH!Copy !req
156. IT'S 3:00 A.M.,
AND I AM SO SLEEPY!Copy !req
157. KIDS, IT IS NOT FUN
TO STAY UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME.Copy !req
158. I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO STAY AWAKE.Copy !req
159. STAY AWAKE!Copy !req
160. OH!Copy !req
161. OOH!
OH!Copy !req
162. splash!
splash!Copy !req
163. thud!Copy !req
164. OH!Copy !req
165. splash!Copy !req
166. WHEW.Copy !req
167. - HMM.Copy !req
168. - AND DONE.Copy !req
169. THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
170. - THANKS, FRED.Copy !req
171. - THAT'S WEIRD.
THIS IS HISTORY CLASS!Copy !req
172. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
TEACHES GYM.Copy !req
173. OOH!Copy !req
174. OOH!
THAT WAS JUST A DREAM.Copy !req
175. I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.Copy !req
176. WAIT!
WHERE'S THE TICK-TOCK!Copy !req
177. THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A TICK-TOCK!Copy !req
178. WHAT TIME IS IT?Copy !req
179. I'M MELTING!Copy !req
180. I'M MELTING!Copy !req
181. - GOOD LUCK, FRED.Copy !req
182. - FRED?Copy !req
183. - HANG ON, I'LL GET HIM.Copy !req
184. YEAH?Copy !req
185. - ALL RIGHT, CLASS.Copy !req
186. YOU MAY BEGIN.Copy !req
187. - "NAME."Copy !req
188. WHAT'S MY NAME?Copy !req
189. OH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
190. IS IT BARRY?Copy !req
191. I THINK IT'S BARRY.Copy !req
192. RIGHT.Copy !req
193. ALL RIGHT, BARRY,
YOU'VE GOT THIS.Copy !req
194. "WHAT DID PAUL REVERE
WARN THE COLONISTS?"Copy !req
195. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING.Copy !req
196. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!
THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!Copy !req
197. THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!Copy !req
198. - THAT'S JUST GREAT.
THEY KNOW!Copy !req
199. DID YOU TELL THEM?Copy !req
200. I—Copy !req
201. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE LYING.Copy !req
202. I KNOW YOU TOLD THEM.Copy !req
203. WOULD YOU—WHAT?
WILL YOU TALK TO ME?Copy !req
204. COMMUNICATION.
IT'S KEY.Copy !req
205. - ALL RIGHT, CLASS.
PENCILS DOWN.Copy !req
206. REMEMBER, YOUR GRADES WILL BE
POSTED LATER THIS AFTERNOON.Copy !req
207. OOH!Copy !req
208. UH.Copy !req
209. OOH, WHERE'S MY NAME!Copy !req
210. WHERE'S MY NAME!Copy !req
211. WHERE'S MY NAME?Copy !req
212. - I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
213. BUT LOOK
WHAT THAT LOSER BARRY GOT.Copy !req
214. - EWW.Copy !req
215. I AM SO GROUNDED!Copy !req
216. I—I MEAN
BARRY IS SO GROUNDED.Copy !req
217. WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SLEEP NOWCopy !req
218. FOR, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS.Copy !req
219. HUH?Copy !req
220. - HEY, FIGGLEHORN,
YOU'RE LATE FOR GYM.Copy !req
221. - UH!
thud!Copy !req
222. - FRED!Copy !req