Fred: The Show 1x13

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Fred and Kevin discover that their opponent for class president, Starr, is bribing students in order to win. Wanting to expose Starr as a cheater, the boys ban together.

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1. - WHAT THE...

2. WHERE AM I?

3. AND WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT?

4. AND MY ARMPITS.

5. WHY AM I ON A TEAM WITH KEVIN?

6. SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE.

7. - AH!

8. NICE WAKE-UP CALL, DUDE.

9. WHY AM I WEARING A SHIRT WITH YOUR FACE ON IT?

10. WHAT IS GOING ON?

11. DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?

12. I DON'T REMEMBER A THING.

13. - ME NEITHER.

14. BUT MAYBE HE DOES.

15. - BAKA-NEEN-TOKO.

16. AI-EEYO.

17. - ARE WE ON ANOTHER PLANET?

18. - DON'T GO ALL FRED ON ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

19. - OKAY.

20. - LAST THING I REMEMBER IS WE WERE FOLLOWING SOMEBODY.

21. - BUT WHO?

22. STARR!

23. - THAT'S RIGHT!

24. WE WERE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAINST HER.

25. - AND WE CAUGHT HER TRYING TO PAY STUDENTS TO VOTE FOR HER.

26. SO WE WENT TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL, REMEMBER?

27. - AH, YOU— PULL THOSE PANTS UP, SON.

28. YOU, NO GUM CHEWING.

29. YOU! AH—

30. I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS FOR A REPORT.

31. NO CROSSBOWS ON CAMPUS.

32. - YOU NEED TO DISQUALIFY STARR FROM THE ELECTION.

33. OKAY? SHE'S CHEATING.

34. - YEAH, WE SAW HER TRYING TO BUY VOTES.

35. - DO YOU HAVE PROOF?

36. - NO, BUT—

37. - DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A CHEATER?

38. - PRETTY GOOD.

39. - ONE DAY, THAT GIRL WILL SING FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.

40. - BOYS, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

41. - WHAT?

42. - THE ELECTION WILL PROCEED THIS AFTERNOON AS PLANNED.

43. GO TO CLASS.

44. - HEY. I CAN SING TOO, MAN.

45. - OH...

46. SO THAT EXPLAINS THIS CROSSBOW.

47. - FASA-OOLUK-ALLOO.

48. - SORRY, BLUE JANITOR.

49. - OKAY, CAN WE JUST SPEED THINGS UP A BIT?

50. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU

51. ANY LONGER THAN I HAVE TO.

52. AFTER THE PRINCIPAL BLEW US OFF, WHAT DID WE DO?

53. - DID WE VISIT THE OBSERVATORY?

54. I FEEL LIKE WE WERE TRYING TO FOLLOW A STAR.

55. - NO, STARR!

56. STARR, THE GIRL.

57. STARR.

58. - OHH. OKAY, OKAY.

59. - ALL RIGHT.

60. I'M GOING TO GO LOOK FOR PROOF. YOU DISTRACT HER.

61. - BUT HOW?

62. OOH!

63. OOH!

64. GAMMIT!

65. I BROUGHT EVERYTHING I NEEDED EXCEPT FOR MY KEYS.

66. - OH, OKAY.

67. HEY, STARR.

68. UM, I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATS

69. ON YOUR HUGE LEAD OVER ME AND KEVIN.

70. - UH, THANKS.

71. - WAIT, WAIT. UM...

72. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU

73. THAT I CAN ARMPIT FART THE ENTIRE SCHOOL SONG?

74. CHECK IT.

75. - OKAY. DO THAT.

76. OKAY, THAT'S GREAT, FRED.

77. I GOT TO GET TO CLASS, OKAY?

78. - PITSKY!

79. - SO THAT'S WHY MY ARMPITS ARE ALL CHAFED.

80. WE SOLVED IT!

81. - MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE GOT THE PROOF THAT WE NEED

82. RIGHT HERE ON MY TRUSTY LITTLE CAMERA PHONE.

83. OH, MAN, I HAD THE CAMERA POINTED THE WRONG WAY.

84. - AND WOULD IT KILL YOU

85. TO TRIM YOUR NOSE HAIRS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

86. IT LOOKS LIKE A REDWOOD FOREST UP IN THAT HIZZY.

87. - WHOA!

88. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT MY NOSE, MAN.

89. WAIT.

90. FOREST.

91. WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?

92. - I AM CHEATING.

93. IF THE PRINCIPAL FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS,

94. HE'D NEVER LET ME BE PRESIDENT.

95. - WHOA!

96. - THAT'S ALL THE EVIDENCE WE NEED RIGHT THERE, BRO.

97. - WE GOT HER.

98. - DENNIS!

99. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

100. - I'M WATERING THE PLANTS.

101. - NO. NO, LIKE—

102. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?

103. - TONIGHT'S MY NA'VI BOOK CLUB MEETING.

104. WE'RE READING JAMES CAMERON AND THE GIANT PEACH.

105. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS DENNIS!

106. - 'SUP, GUYS?

107. I MEAN KELT SKEE...

108. GUYS?

109. - WHAT'S UP, DENNIS?

110. OKAY, CAN WE CHECK OUR POCKETS?

111. MAYBE THERE'S A CLUE IN THERE OR SOMETHING.

112. - NOPE. I'VE GOT NOTHING.

113. WELL, ASIDE FROM THIS "ANOM-Y-NOUS" NOTE

114. SAYING THAT THEY'LL HELP US BREAK THE STARR STORY

115. WIDE OPEN.

116. - GIVE ME THIS.

117. DID YOU MEET THIS PERSON?

118. - I THINK WE BOTH DID.

119. REMEMBER?

120. PST. OVER HERE.

121. I'M GLAD YOU CAME.

122. WHO ARE YOU?

123. - NAMES AREN'T IMPORTANT.

124. - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'LL CALL YOU SORE THROAT.

125. YOU SOUND TERRIBLE.

126. - HOW DO WE TAKE DOWN STARR?

127. - FOLLOW THE JELLY BEANS.

128. - FOLLOW THE JELLY BEANS?

129. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

130. - WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT OF METAPHOR

131. THAT MEANS SOMETHING REALLY DEEP.

132. - OR MAYBE IT JUST MEANS TO FOLLOW THESE JELLY BEANS.

133. - OH. DIBS.

134. UH-UH, FIGGLEHORN. I SAID DIBS.

135. - LEARN TO SHARE.

136. - OKAY, WE FOLLOWED THEM.

137. NOW WHAT?

138. - I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

139. - SHH!

140. - YOU ARE ALL...

141. UNDER MY...

142. CONTROL.

143. - WHOA!

144. NOT ONLY IS STARR PAYING OFF THE STUDENTS,

145. BUT NOW SHE'S HYPNOTIZING THEM TOO?

146. IF SHE WANTS TO WIN THE ELECTION THIS BAD,

147. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK

148. OF WHAT KIND OF SINISTER PLOT SHE HAS PLANNED.

149. WE'VE GOT TO STOP HER.

150. - YEAH, WELL, WE BETTER HURRY UP.

151. THE VOTING STARTS IN 20 MINUTES.

152. - I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

153. - WE PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE TO WASTE THREE HOURS

154. MAKING THESE T-SHIRTS.

155. - I THINK IT'S A NICE TOUCH.

156. - ATTENTION, STUDENTS,

157. VOTING HAS ENDED AND I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

158. THAT YOUR NEW CLASS PRESIDENT IS...

159. STARR!

160. - OH, NO! WE'RE TOO LATE!

161. - YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONY

162. SET TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY IN THE DRAMA/SPEECH ROOM.

163. THANK GOODNESS THOSE TWO OTHER TWERPS RUNNING DIDN'T WIN, HUH?

164. WHAT? IT'S STILL ON?

165. OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PUSH THE BUTTON.

166. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.

167. I'VE GOT MY FIRST SURF LESSON TODAY,

168. AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE LATE.

169. ALL RIGHT, REPEAT AFTER ME.

170. I, STARR, SOLEMNLY SWEAR—

171. - OH, NO. THE PRINCIPAL THINKS HE'S STARR!

172. SHE'S HYPNOTIZING HIM TOO.

173. - WELL, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM.

174. - I, STARR—

175. NO!

176. - THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

177. WE GOT KNOCKED OUT

178. WHILE TRYING TO INTERRUPT THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONY.

179. - OH, YOU INTERRUPTED IT, ALL RIGHT.

180. - MM-HMM.

181. - HEY, GUYS.

182. - YOU GUYS WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME?

183. - YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE TWO MINUTES?

184. - SO THAT MEANS THAT STARR ISN'T PRESIDENT YET!

185. I STILL HAVE TIME TO SAVE THE DAY

186. WITH MY BOMBSHELL NEWS

187. THAT SHE CHEATED IN THE ELECTION.

188. I LOVE BEING THE HERO.

189. OKAY, HERE IT GOES.

190. WHEW.

191. HEY, EVERYBODY, STARR—

192. - I CHEATED.

193. - HEY, THAT'S MY LINE.

194. - YOUNG LADY, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

195. - I ONLY RAN BECAUSE FRED AND KEVIN

196. WERE RUNNING SUCH DIRTY CAMPAIGNS,

197. AND I WANTED TO TEACH THEM A LESSON.

198. BUT THEN WHEN I STARTED WINNING—

199. NO?

200. WELL, I REALIZED

201. THAT I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE PRESIDENT ANYWAY,

202. SO I STARTED CHEATING TO HELP THEM WIN,

203. WHICH I GUESS DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ME ANY BETTER THAN THEM.

204. - BUT WE SAW YOU PAYING OFF STUDENTS IN THE HALL.

205. - BOOM.

206. - TO VOTE FOR YOU.

207. - AND WHAT ABOUT HYPNOTIZING YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE DRAMA CLASS?

208. - BOOM.

209. - WELL, I WAS PERFORMING MY SIGMUND FREUD MONOLOGUE.

210. I JUST LED YOU THERE

211. BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D JUMP TO THAT CONCLUSION.

212. - OH, SO YOU WERE SORE THROAT!

213. - BOOM.

214. WAIT. WHAT'S SORE THROAT?

215. JELLY BEANS?

216. - YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE.

217. NOW, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DROP OUT OF THE RACE?

218. - WELL, I GUESS I HAVE A FLARE FOR...

219. THE DRAMATIC.

220. - AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

221. - CLICK, FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED.

222. - FINE.

223. I GUESS NO CLASS PRESIDENT THIS YEAR.

224. SURF'S UP, DUDES.