Fred: The Show 1x10

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When Fred accidentally injures Kevin, he tries to make up for it by becoming Kevin's assistant. When Fred finds out Kevin was never really hurt, he sets out for his revenge.

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1. - EVERYONE MARK TODAY ON YOUR CALENDARS.

2. I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GET KEVIN BACK.

3. I'M GOING TO PRANK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM.

4. I'M GOING TO LURE HIM OVER TO MY HOUSE,

5. THEN, RAM, PUDDING BALLOONS.

6. VANILLA PUDDING, CHOCOLATE PUDDING,

7. TAPIOCA PUDDING, RICE,

8. BANANA PUDDING.

9. THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.

10. I'M GOING TO GET PUDDING IN HIS EARS AND ALL IN HIS HAIR.

11. HE'S GOING TO SMELL LIKE PUDDING FOR A WEEK.

12. EVERYONE AT SCHOOL'S GONNA CALL HIM LITTLE PUDDIN'.

13. "HEY, LITTLE PUDDIN'. WHAT YOU DOING, LITTLE PUDDIN'?

14. "L-L-L-L-L-L-LITTLE PUDDIN'.

15. LITTLE PUDDIN'. LITTLE PUDDIN'."

16. HE'S GONNA BE SO EMBARRASSED.

17. WAIT. HOW DO I GET HIM INTO MY HOUSE?

18. I'VE GOT TO THINK OF A PLAN.

19. SOMETHING SUPER CLEVER AND SUPER SUBTLE.

20. HMM.

21. HEY, KEVIN!

22. YOU HAVE A MEDIOCRE SINGING VOICE.

23. - NO, I DON'T.

24. - YEAH, YOU DO. - DON'T.

25. - DO. - DON'T!

26. - DO. - DON'T.

27. - DO TOO. - DON'T!

28. - DO! - DON'T!

29. - DO! - WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH?

30. - DO!

31. WHERE YOU GOING, FIGGLEHORN?

32. - BUTTERSCOTCH?

33. - CHOCOLATE?

34. - UH-OH.

35. - OW.

36. HELP ME.

37. WHAT?

38. MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD.

39. UH, NO, NO.

40. UH-OH.

41. - I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE THIS IS PARTIALLY MY FAULT.

42. OKAY, ALL MY FAULT.

43. I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

44. - FRED.

45. UH, KEVIN, IT'S YOUR PALLY-WALLY FRED.

46. - GET HIM OUT OF HERE! I HATE HIM!

47. - HE'S QUITE THE MR. GRUMPY PANTS TODAY.

48. - KEVIN, I'M SO SORRY. I LOVE YOUR SINGING VOICE.

49. - APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED.

50. - MMM.

51. - NO, KEVIN, I'LL DO ANYTHING.

52. - ANYTHING?

53. - YES, ANYTHING. ANYTHING YOU SAY.

54. I'M JUST SO SORRY.

55. - I'M LISTENING.

56. - AH, BESTIES.

57. I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN.

58. - ONE FOLD, TWO FOLD, THREE FOLD, FOUR.

59. PUT THE UNDIES IN THE DRAWER.

60. ONE FOLD, TWO FOLD—

61. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. STOP.

62. I DON'T FOLD MY SKIMPIES, BRO. I ROLL 'EM.

63. - I JUST FOLDED 100 OF YOUR UNDIES.

64. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING BEFORE?

65. - AH!

66. OH, MY LEG.

67. HOW DID I EVER GET IN SUCH A PREDICAMENT?

68. - I'M SORRY. I'LL ROLL 'EM.

69. - YEAH.

70. - ONE ROLL, TWO ROLL, THREE ROLL, FOUR.

71. PUT THE UNDIES IN THE DRAWER.

72. ONE ROLL, TWO ROLL, THREE ROLL, FOUR.

73. PUT THE UNDIES IN THE DRAWER.

74. ONE ROLL, TWO ROLL, THREE ROLL, FOUR.

75. PUT THE UNDIES IN THE DRAWER.

76. DONE.

77. - WHOA, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

78. WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?

79. I DON'T WANT YOU TOUCHING MY MAN-DERWEAR

80. WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.

81. THAT'S GROSS. GO WASH 'EM AGAIN.

82. - YOU KNOW WHAT? KEVIN'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.

83. IT'S FUNNY, WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE VULNERABLE,

84. YOU GET A WHOLE NEW PERCEPTION OF THEM.

85. KEVIN USED TO BE A BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR

86. WITH TEETH MADE OF PIRANHAS.

87. NOW HE'S A PUPPY COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.

88. - BACON SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS LONG!

89. - COMING RIGHT UP.

90. HERE YOU GO.

91. OKAY.

92. THAT'S GARBAGE!

93. I LIKE IT CRISPIER.

94. - OKAY.

95. CRISPITY, CRISP, CRISP BACON.

96. JUST HOW YOU LIKE IT.

97. IT'S BURNT.

98. PERFECT BACON IS MADE AT 138 DEGREES.

99. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

100. WHAT, WERE YOU RAISED BY WOLVES

101. WHO HAD NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE A COMPLETE NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST?

102. - TOOK ME THREE HOURS AND EIGHT PACKS OF BACON,

103. BUT IT'S FINALLY PERFECT.

104. TA-DA.

105. - OH, ARE THOSE EGGS? - YEAH.

106. - THAT'S FUNNY.

107. I ASKED FOR EGG WHITES.

108. - KEVIN!

109. OKAY, I KNOW I MESSED UP, BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL

110. LIKE MAYBE I'M BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.

111. - FRED, I'M DONE IN THE BATHROOM.

112. HELP ME.

113. - KEVIN, WHY DON'T YOU INFORM THE CLASS

114. ABOUT SOME OF THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF JOHN PHILIP SOUSA TO MUSIC?

115. - YES, I'D LOVE TO.

116. LET ME JUST CONFER WITH MY ASSISTANT HERE.

117. - SEARCHING FOR IT RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME A SEC.

118. - HURRY UP, JEEVES.

119. - IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM WRITING CAT IN THE HAT.

120. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS MIKE MYERS.

121. - ANYTIME, KEVIN. - EPIC FAIL, FRED.

122. MONKEY.

123. - WHAT? - MONKEY!

124. - THAT'S MY MONKEY.

125. - NO ONE TOUCHES THE MULLET.

126. - I NEED 20 CCs STAT.

127. I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.

128. LIVE, DARN YOU. LIVE!

129. - BORING. CLICK.

130. - MI AMOR. HOLA, MI AMOR QUE PAPAS.

131. AYE, AYE, AYE. MI AMOR.

132. - DON'T SPEAK POLISH.

133. - TOM BRADY FALLS IN THE POCKET.

134. - NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

135. - HE TURNS LEFT. HE TURNS RIGHT.

136. HE SCRAMBLES.

137. HE THROWS THE BALL REALLY FAR.

138. HE MAKES A POINT. HOME RUN!

139. THE CROWD GOES WILD.

140. AH, YEAH, TOM BRADY.

141. FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL!

142. WE'RE MEN. YEAH. TOUGH.

143. - YEAH. OOH, YEAH.

144. NO, LEFT. LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT.

145. OH, OTHER LEFT.

146. NO, NO, NO, THE OTHER OTHER LEFT!

147. - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

148. - JUST DO IT!

149. - NO, YOU DO IT!

150. YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

151. - WELL, FINE! YEAH, I CAN DO IT MYSELF.

152. I'M NOT HANDICAPPED. I'M HANDI-CAPABLE.

153. WATCH. JUST PEEP IT.

154. - KEVIN! ARE YOU OKAY?

155. - I MAY HAVE BROKEN MOST OF THE BONES IN MY BODY.

156. BUT THE ONLY THING THAT HURTS THE MOST IS MY PRIDE.

157. - OKAY. LET ME HELP YOU UP.

158. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THAT FOR YA.

159. - THANKS, FRED.

160. - NO PROBLEM.

161. KEVIN'S ASLEEP.

162. I FELT SO BAD AFTER THE LEG THING,

163. I HAD TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM.

164. HE ASKED ME TO GET HIM HIS FAVORITE ICE CREAM SUNDAE

165. WITH BROWNIE BITS, BUTTERSCOTCH CHIPS,

166. WALNUTS, MARSHMALLOWS, SPRINKLES.

167. IT'S FROM A LITTLE ICE CREAM PARLOR

168. A COUPLE OF TOWNS DOWN CALLED ICE, ICE CREAM, BABY.

169. IT'S PRETTY COOL.

170. I HAD TO TAKE SIX BUSES AND WALK EIGHT MILES,

171. BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT TO SEE THE SMILE ON KEVIN'S FACE.

172. - GONNA BEAT MY HIGH SCORE.

173. CRUSHING IT, YO!

174. - HE WAS FAKING.

175. HE'S A TOTAL FAKER!

176. I AM SO MAD. I HAVE TO GET BACK AT HIM.

177. REVENGEANCE.

178. AH, FIGGLEHORN. GET MY SUNDAE, BRAH?

179. - I SURE DID, KEVIN.

180. AND I ALSO PICKED YOU UP SOME ITCH CREAM.

181. - AH, THANK YOU, BUDDY.

182. BEEN MAD ITCHY IN THIS CAST, BRO.

183. LATHER IT UP.

184. - OKAY.

185. - EW.

186. HURRY UP.

187. OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ITCHIEST SPOT RIGHT THERE.

188. AH.

189. - ALL GOOD. - THANK YOU.

190. - TIME FOR YOUR SUNDAE, KEVIN.

191. - DOESN'T IT?

192. - WHOA, STOP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

193. - GOOD CHOICE, KEVIN.

194. THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS THING I'VE EVER ATE-EN.

195. - FIGGLEHORN, THAT'S MY SUNDAE, BRO.

196. STOP OR I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE!

197. - HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT, KEVIN?

198. YOUR WHOLE BODY'S BROKEN.

199. - OH, YEAH? YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

200. WHAT IN THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS

201. IS GOING ON HERE, FIGGLEHORN?

202. - WELL...

203. HA!

204. - NO.

205. NO. YOU WOULDN'T.

206. - I WOULD.

207. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - I DID.

208. OH.

209. - NO. FIGGLEHORN, STOP IT!

210. - OH, THIS TASTES SO GOOD. DO YOU WANT SOME?

211. OH, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'D LIKE IT,

212. 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE SPRINGTIME.

213. - REVENGEANCE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD.

214. FIGGLEHORN!