Fred: The Show 1x1

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Fred makes a love potion for the girl he likes as his experiment for the Science Fair. When he goes to spray the girl, Fred accidentally sprays Kevin and he falls in love with Fred.

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1. - HI, GUYS! IT'S FRED!

2. UGH! DOWN, BOY. DOWN!

3. IF IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT

4. TRYING TO FIND A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,

5. IT'S 'CAUSE I HAVE.

6. I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING YET.

7. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING SCIENCEY IN HERE.

8. ARE YOU IN THERE, SCIENCE? WHERE ARE YOU, SCIENCE?

9. COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

10. SCIENCE! WHERE ARE YOU?

11. WHERE IS IT?

12. THIS ISN'T FUNNY, SCIENCE.

13. I WILL FIND YOU, SCIENCE.

14. thud!

15. AND I WILL ALSO LOOK WHERE I'M GOING.

16. I CANNOT BELIEVE MISS KOVACKS

17. IS MAKING US COME UP WITH AN EXPERIMENT

18. FOR OUR CLASS SCIENCE FAIR.

19. I MEAN, THAT IS TOTALLY SCIENCE UNFAIR.

20. - SHE GAVE US EIGHT WEEKS.

21. - YEAH, AND ALL I CAME UP WITH WAS THE RUBBER PENCIL TRICK.

22. - YEAH, YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY DUMB TO GO WITH THAT IDEA.

23. - HEY!

24. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

25. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE DOING

26. STEALING MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT?

27. DON'T EVEN. RUBBER PENCIL IS MINE.

28. PEEP-SKIS.

29. I MEAN...

30. WHATEVER, MAN!

31. IT WAS WORKING LAST NIGHT.

32. YOURS IS CLEARLY BROKEN.

33. - YEAH, IT'S SO BROKEN.

34. OH, MY GOSH, KEVIN!

35. PENCILS DON'T GROW ON TREES!

36. - WHOA, THAT BACKPACK'S LOOKING A LITTLE HEAVY THERE.

37. HEY, I HOPE IT DOESN'T GET ANY HEAVIER.

38. - KEVIN! GROW UP!

39. - THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS ERGONOMICABLE WHEELIE BACKPACK.

40. WHEELS AROUND.

41. JUST FEEL THAT, MAN.

42. I CAN DANCE WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

43. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

44. NICOLETTE!

45. - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU

46. THIS IS MY HALLWAY, KEV-DORK.

47. - YOU AND YOUR DANCING BACKPACK

48. BETTER BOUNCE!

49. - OKAY.

50. YEP.

51. GOT A CLASS I HAVE TO—

52. - I LOVE MESSING WITH THAT GUY.

53. - WHO IS THAT GIRL?

54. - NICOLETTE, THE NEW GIRL,

55. AND APPARENTLY KEVIN'S NEW BULLY.

56. I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

57. - MY DEAR FRED, DO YOU FANCY A SPOT OF CHEESE FRIES?

58. - OH, LOVE, WHEN DO I NOT?

59. - LET'S, THEN.

60. KEV-DORK!

61. - YES!

62. YES, MASTER FIGGLEHORN?

63. - THE LADY AND I WOULD LIKE CHEESE FRIES OUT ON THE VERANDA.

64. - YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER, FRED. I DON'T HAVE TO DO—

65. - SWEETHEART?

66. A GIRL WHO BULLIES KEVIN?

67. BE STILL, MY HEART.

68. - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET TOO...

69. - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

70. - OH, OKAY.

71. - SO COME TO THIS SCHOOL OFTEN?

72. YOU KNOW, I'M USUALLY NOT THIS FORWARD,

73. BUT YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ELEGANT, REFINED,

74. AMAZING CREATURE I HAVE EVER MET.

75. - ARE YOU OKAY?

76. - OH, IT SMELLS LIKE LOVE.

77. AND HONEY MUSTARD PRETZELS.

78. OH, NICOLETTE.

79. I LOVE THE WAY THAT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE.

80. NICOLETTE.

81. NICOLETTE!

82. NICOLETTE!

83. YEAH, LIKE THAT.

84. BUT ONCE NICOLETTE FINDS OUT

85. THAT I DON'T HAVE A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,

86. SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO DATE ME.

87. I'VE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING. FAST.

88. EW!

89. WAIT.

90. THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

91. YAY.

92. MOM!

93. - WHAT? DO YOU WANT SOME?

94. - THAT WAS FOR MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

95. PLUS, IT'S MOLDY.

96. - SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS CHEESE.

97. - NOW I DON'T HAVE A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT

98. TO IMPRESS NICOLETTE.

99. - FREDDY, NO GIRL IS GONNA BE IMPRESSED

100. BY A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

101. UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S A LOVE POTION

102. AND YOU DUMP IT OVER HER HEAD.

103. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

104. I'M GONNA GO HAVE MY STOMACH PUMPED.

105. - THAT'S IT!

106. I'LL MAKE A LOVE POTION FOR NICOLETTE,

107. AND THEN I'LL GET AN "A" AND THE GIRL.

108. IT'S DONE.

109. NOW TO TEST IT.

110. ALSO ATTRACTS WILD DOGS.

111. CAUSES UNCONTROLLABLE HICCUPS?

112. HEY, LITTLE GUYS, I FIGURE,

113. SINCE YOU'RE ALL LIVING TOGETHER,

114. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE IN LOVE.

115. CAN ALSO BE USED AS ANT SPRAY.

116. - GET AWAY FROM MY ROSES, YOUNG MAN.

117. - UGH.

118. - I'M SORRY, MRS. HABERSTAN.

119. IT'S JUST THAT I—

120. KERPLUNKY!

121. - WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL? YOU—

122. OH, FRED.

123. IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING,

124. I WOULD HAVE WORN MY BEST HOUSECOAT.

125. OH, TAKE ALL THE ROSES THAT YOU NEED.

126. - IT WORKS.

127. SO, NICOLETTE, WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIMENT?

128. - WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIMENT?

129. - IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER IF I SHOW YOU.

130. - OKAY.

131. - HERE GOES NOTHING.

132. - OH, DROPPED MY PENCIL.

133. - MMM...

134. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

135. BACK THOSE LIPS UP, ANGELINA.

136. UGH!

137. - OH, NO, IT DIDN'T WORK!

138. WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?

139. - HI, FRED.

140. - WHAT DO YOU WANT, KEVIN?

141. - NOTHING.

142. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ANTICS

143. AND YOUR GOOFY LITTLE VOICE, AND...

144. I DON'T KNOW.

145. DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING?

146. - UM, NO, KEVIN. YOU'RE WEIRD. GET AWAY.

147. - THAT'S OKAY, FIGGLY-WIGGLY.

148. I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A POEM.

149. - WHAT?

150. - I KNEW HE WAS A SWEETIE AT HEART.

151. HI, KEVIN. - DON'T HURT ME!

152. - I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU!

153. SILLY.

154. I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY I PICKED ON YOU.

155. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

156. - WHAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

157. THE LOVE POTION I MADE FOR NICOLETTE

158. MADE HER LIKE KEVIN?

159. UGH!

160. - PERFUME.

161. HELLO, SKELLY.

162. OH, YOU.

163. - "F" IS FOR THE FANTASTIC THINGS YOU SAY.

164. "R" IS FOR THE WAY YOU ROCK.

165. "E" IS FOR EVERYTHING THAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.

166. AND "D" IS FOR...

167. WELL, "D"...

168. DUDE. DUDE.

169. WHAT AM I DOING?

170. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, DUDE?

171. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, KEVIN. YOU'RE THE ONE ACTING WEIRD.

172. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SPELL YOU HAD ME UNDER,

173. BUT IT'S GONNA SPELL T-R-O-U-B-L

174. FOR YOU!

175. - OW!

176. - KNOCK IT OFF, KEV-DORK!

177. - AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD CHANGED!

178. - I MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SPRAYED THE POTION ON KEVIN.

179. SO THAT MEANS THE POTION DOES WORK.

180. WHERE DID IT GO?

181. - ANTS CAN ACTUALLY HOLD TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF—

182. OH!

183. MY RAMP! POISONOUS ANTS.

184. - POISONOUS ANTS? - POISONOUS ANTS.

185. - WHY AM I MAKING OUT WITH A SKELETON?

186. OH, NO!

187. NO ONE PANIC!

188. IF ONLY SOMEONE'S SCIENCE PROJECT DOUBLED AS ANT SPRAY.

189. - MY LOVE POTION KILLS ANTS.

190. BUT I ONLY HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO USE IT

191. TO MAKE NICOLETTE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.

192. BUT IF I USE IT ON NICOLETTE AND NOT THE ANTS,

193. EVERYONE IN THE CLASS IS GONNA DIE.

194. WHATEVER.

195. - LIKE, THEY'RE POISONOUS AND EVERYTHING.

196. HELP, FRED. HELP!

197. - OUT OF MY WAY!

198. SAY GOOD-BYE

199. TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

200. AND THE ANTS ARE DEAD!

201. - OKAY.

202. WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR TODAY.

203. EVERYONE GETS AN "A" ON THEIR SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS.

204. - YOU KNOW, I COULD MAKE ANOTHER BATCH OF THIS IF YOU WANT.

205. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.