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1. - HI, GUYS! IT'S FRED!

2. UGH! DOWN, BOY. DOWN!

3. I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT

4. A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,

5. IT'S 'CAUSE I HAVE.

6. I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING YET.

7. SCIENCEY IN HERE.

8. ARE YOU IN THERE, SCIENCE? WHERE ARE YOU, SCIENCE?

9. COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

10. SCIENCE! WHERE ARE YOU?

11. WHERE IS IT?

12. THIS ISN'T FUNNY, SCIENCE.

13. I WILL FIND YOU, SCIENCE.

14. thud!

15. LOOK WHERE I'M GOING.

16. FOR OUR CLASS SCIENCE FAIR.

17. I MEAN, THAT IS TOTALLY SCIENCE UNFAIR.

18. - SHE GAVE US EIGHT WEEKS.

19. - YEAH, AND ALL I CAME UP WITH WAS THE RUBBER PENCIL TRICK.

20. - YEAH, YOU'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY DUMB TO GO WITH THAT IDEA.

21. - HEY!

22. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

23. MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT?

24. DON'T EVEN. RUBBER PENCIL IS MINE.

25. PEEP-SKIS.

26. I MEAN...

27. WHATEVER, MAN!

28. IT WAS WORKING LAST NIGHT.

29. YOURS IS CLEARLY BROKEN.

30. - YEAH, IT'S SO BROKEN.

31. OH, MY GOSH, KEVIN!

32. PENCILS DON'T GROW ON TREES!

33. - WHOA, THAT BACKPACK'S LOOKING A LITTLE HEAVY THERE.

34. HEY, I HOPE IT DOESN'T GET ANY HEAVIER.

35. - KEVIN! GROW UP!

36. - THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS ERGONOMICABLE WHEELIE BACKPACK.

37. WHEELS AROUND.

38. JUST FEEL THAT, MAN.

39. I CAN DANCE WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

40. THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

41. NICOLETTE!

42. THIS IS MY HALLWAY, KEV-DORK.

43. BETTER BOUNCE!

44. - OKAY.

45. YEP.

46. - I LOVE MESSING WITH THAT GUY.

47. - WHO IS THAT GIRL?

48. - NICOLETTE, THE NEW GIRL,

49. KEVIN'S NEW BULLY.

50. I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

51. - MY DEAR FRED, DO YOU FANCY A SPOT OF CHEESE FRIES?

52. - OH, LOVE, WHEN DO I NOT?

53. - LET'S, THEN.

54. KEV-DORK!

55. - YES!

56. YES, MASTER FIGGLEHORN?

57. CHEESE FRIES OUT ON THE VERANDA.

58. - YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER, FRED. I DON'T HAVE TO DO—

59. - SWEETHEART?

60. A GIRL WHO BULLIES KEVIN?

61. BE STILL, MY HEART.

62. - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET TOO...

63. - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

64. - OH, OKAY.

65. - SO COME TO THIS SCHOOL OFTEN?

66. YOU KNOW, I'M USUALLY NOT THIS FORWARD,

67. BUT YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ELEGANT, REFINED,

68. I HAVE EVER MET.

69. - ARE YOU OKAY?

70. - OH, IT SMELLS LIKE LOVE.

71. AND HONEY MUSTARD PRETZELS.

72. OH, NICOLETTE.

73. THAT ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE.

74. NICOLETTE.

75. NICOLETTE!

76. NICOLETTE!

77. YEAH, LIKE THAT.

78. THAT I DON'T HAVE A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,

79. SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO DATE ME.

80. I'VE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING. FAST.

81. EW!

82. WAIT.

83. FOR MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

84. YAY.

85. MOM!

86. - WHAT? DO YOU WANT SOME?

87. MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

88. PLUS, IT'S MOLDY.

89. - SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS CHEESE.

90. - NOW I DON'T HAVE

91. TO IMPRESS NICOLETTE.

92. - FREDDY, NO GIRL

93. BY A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

94. UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S A LOVE POTION

95. AND YOU DUMP IT OVER HER HEAD.

96. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

97. I'M GONNA GO HAVE MY STOMACH PUMPED.

98. - THAT'S IT!

99. I'LL MAKE A LOVE POTION FOR NICOLETTE,

100. AND THEN I'LL GET AN "A" AND THE GIRL.

101. IT'S DONE.

102. NOW TO TEST IT.

103. WILD DOGS.

104. UNCONTROLLABLE HICCUPS?

105. HEY, LITTLE GUYS, I FIGURE,

106. SINCE YOU'RE ALL LIVING TOGETHER,

107. YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE IN LOVE.

108. AS ANT SPRAY.

109. - GET AWAY FROM MY ROSES, YOUNG MAN.

110. - UGH.

111. - I'M SORRY, MRS. HABERSTAN.

112. IT'S JUST THAT I—

113. KERPLUNKY!

114. - WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL? YOU—

115. OH, FRED.

116. IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING,

117. MY BEST HOUSECOAT.

118. OH, TAKE ALL THE ROSES THAT YOU NEED.

119. - IT WORKS.

120. SO, NICOLETTE, WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIMENT?

121. - WHAT'S YOUR EXPERIMENT?

122. - IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER IF I SHOW YOU.

123. - OKAY.

124. - HERE GOES NOTHING.

125. - OH, DROPPED MY PENCIL.

126. - MMM...

127. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

128. BACK THOSE LIPS UP, ANGELINA.

129. UGH!

130. - OH, NO, IT DIDN'T WORK!

131. WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?

132. - HI, FRED.

133. - WHAT DO YOU WANT, KEVIN?

134. - NOTHING.

135. AND YOUR GOOFY LITTLE VOICE, AND...

136. I DON'T KNOW.

137. DO YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING?

138. - UM, NO, KEVIN. YOU'RE WEIRD. GET AWAY.

139. - THAT'S OKAY, FIGGLY-WIGGLY.

140. I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A POEM.

141. - WHAT?

142. AT HEART.

143. HI, KEVIN. - DON'T HURT ME!

144. - I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU!

145. SILLY.

146. I'M SORRY I PICKED ON YOU.

147. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

148. - WHAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

149. MADE HER LIKE KEVIN?

150. UGH!

151. - PERFUME.

152. HELLO, SKELLY.

153. OH, YOU.

154. - "F" IS FOR THE FANTASTIC THINGS YOU SAY.

155. "R" IS FOR THE WAY YOU ROCK.

156. "E" IS FOR EVERYTHING THAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU.

157. AND "D" IS FOR...

158. WELL, "D"...

159. DUDE. DUDE.

160. WHAT AM I DOING?

161. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, DUDE?

162. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, KEVIN. YOU'RE THE ONE ACTING WEIRD.

163. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SPELL YOU HAD ME UNDER,

164. BUT IT'S GONNA SPELL T-R-O-U-B-L

165. FOR YOU!

166. - OW!

167. - KNOCK IT OFF, KEV-DORK!

168. YOU HAD CHANGED!

169. SPRAYED THE POTION ON KEVIN.

170. DOES WORK.

171. WHERE DID IT GO?

172. OH!

173. MY RAMP! POISONOUS ANTS.

174. - POISONOUS ANTS? - POISONOUS ANTS.

175. WITH A SKELETON?

176. OH, NO!

177. NO ONE PANIC!

178. IF ONLY SOMEONE'S SCIENCE PROJECT DOUBLED AS ANT SPRAY.

179. - MY LOVE POTION KILLS ANTS.

180. TO USE IT

181. FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.

182. AND NOT THE ANTS,

183. IS GONNA DIE.

184. WHATEVER.

185. - LIKE, THEY'RE POISONOUS AND EVERYTHING.

186. HELP, FRED. HELP!

187. - OUT OF MY WAY!

188. TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

189. AND THE ANTS ARE DEAD!

190. - OKAY.

191. WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR TODAY.

192. EVERYONE GETS AN "A" ON THEIR SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS.

193. - YOU KNOW, I COULD MAKE ANOTHER BATCH OF THIS IF YOU WANT.

194. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.