1. Hey, lindsay,Copy !req
2. Do you ever think about heavy stuff?Copy !req
3. "Heavy stuff"?Copy !req
4. Like...death and the meaning of life?Copy !req
5. Well, yeah.Copy !req
6. When my grandmother died,Copy !req
7. I was pretty depressed.Copy !req
8. I took it pretty hard.Copy !req
9. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah.Copy !req
10. I knew that u were like me.Copy !req
11. I can't even talk to those otheruys.Copy !req
12. Ken and daniel,they don't think aboutand
they don't they're jokethink about...Copy !req
13. Why we're hereCopy !req
14. And they don't think
about the they don't think-Copy !req
15. The point of it all.Copy !req
16. Are you stoned?Copy !req
17. A little bit.Copy !req
18. Do you wanna smoke?Copy !req
19. No, thanks.Copy !req
20. Oh, ok.Copy !req
21. Oh. Hey, you know whatwhere
is john bonham i'thright now?Copy !req
22. I don't
- john bonham?Copy !req
23. I thought d, but what i'm sayingCopy !req
24. Is that where is he?Copy !req
25. Like, is he in the ground
rotting away somewhere,Copy !req
26. Or maybe he's up in heaven...Copy !req
27. Partying with jimi and janis.Copy !req
28. Look at you. you were so cute.Copy !req
29. Yeah. That's the, uh...Copy !req
30. That's the year i won mvp.Copy !req
31. Well, who's this?Copy !req
32. That's me.Copy !req
33. No.Copy !req
34. Who's this girl?Copy !req
35. That's heidi henderson.Copy !req
36. I went out with her for a whileCopy !req
37. Before you came along.Copy !req
38. Who's lincoln?Copy !req
39. Our rivals.Copy !req
40. We made regionals. isn't that cool?Copy !req
41. In what?Copy !req
42. Basketball.Copy !req
43. Will you stop jerking it out of my hand?Copy !req
44. You're gonna rip it.Copy !req
45. God.Copy !req
46. Hey.Copy !req
47. Did you guys hear about the basketball game?Copy !req
48. Pretty exciting.Copy !req
49. I'm so sick of all this
rah-rah crap everywhere.Copy !req
50. These jocks think they're such badasses,Copy !req
51. Walking around like they cured cancer.Copy !req
52. They're just monkeys.Copy !req
53. Hey, guys.Copy !req
54. Hey. hey.Copy !req
55. Where's lover boy?Copy !req
56. Nick? I don't know.Copy !req
57. I thought you two re joined
at the tongue or something.Copy !req
58. Hey, kim, can i talk to you for a second?Copy !req
59. Woo... woo...Copy !req
60. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
61. Hey! no!Copy !req
62. Don't be such a pig.Copy !req
63. God. She wants to talk to me.Copy !req
64. Excuse us.Copy !req
65. So...are you pregnant?Copy !req
66. No.Copy !req
67. I'm thinking of breaking up with nick.Copy !req
68. Why?Copy !req
69. I like him, but he's just...Copy !req
70. He's really intense, kim,Copy !req
71. And he's always stoned.Copy !req
72. I just don't...Copy !req
73. Something just isn't right.Copy !req
74. Don't do it, lindsay.Copy !req
75. What?Copy !req
76. Let me straighten him out.Copy !req
77. I'll beat some sense into him.Copy !req
78. It'll be fine.Copy !req
79. No. Kim, don't.Copy !req
80. I'll figure itut. it's not a big deal.Copy !req
81. Ok, just don't break up with him.Copy !req
82. The last time nick got dumped...Copy !req
83. He kinda went a little berserk.Copy !req
84. You mean with heidi henderson?Copy !req
85. He told you about that?Copy !req
86. No.Copy !req
87. What happened?Copy !req
88. No, nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
89. I don't even know, really.Copy !req
90. Hello.Copy !req
91. I've been looking all over for you.Copy !req
92. Well, here i am.Copy !req
93. I'll see you guys later, then.Copy !req
94. Ok. Bye. ok.Copy !req
95. Hey, cindy.Copy !req
96. What are you doing?Copy !req
97. We decided to decorate the players' lockersCopy !req
98. To pump them up for the big game.Copy !req
99. Ok.Copy !req
100. If this was your locker,
would you be pumped?Copy !req
101. Yeah, i'd be really pumped.Copy !req
102. Do you think todd will be pumpedCopy !req
103. 'Cause it's his locker.Copy !req
104. Well, i think it looks really good.Copy !req
105. All the other girls wanted to do it,Copy !req
106. So i had to beg them to let me.Copy !req
107. Oh, my god. here he comes.Copy !req
108. Hey, todd.Copy !req
109. Me and all the cheerleadersCopy !req
110. Wanted to pump you up for the big game.Copy !req
111. Cool.Copy !req
112. Um, i'll take that. sorry.Copy !req
113. Later.Copy !req
114. He didn't seem very pumped.Copy !req
115. If i were him, i'd be really happy.Copy !req
116. I think it was really nice what you did.Copy !req
117. Thanks, sam. you're sweet.Copy !req
118. Do you remember how i told youCopy !req
119. I had a crush on todd?Copy !req
120. Yeah.Copy !req
121. Well, i don't.Copy !req
122. You don't?Copy !req
123. No.Copy !req
124. It's not, like, a crush.Copy !req
125. It's, like, an obsession.Copy !req
126. Chewin' tobacco, chewin' tobaccoCopy !req
127. Spit, spit, spit!Copy !req
128. We make lincoln look likeCopy !req
129. Shift to the leftCopy !req
130. Shift to the rightCopy !req
131. Stand up, sit down...Copy !req
132. The mascot is depressing me.Copy !req
133. Look at him. he's running in place.Copy !req
134. What is that?Copy !req
135. Is that supposed to be funny?Copy !req
136. He's trying to get us excited.Copy !req
137. Well, i'm not excited.Copy !req
138. I wish he'd sit down. he's blocking cindy.Copy !req
139. Hey. Take 5, all right?Copy !req
140. We haven't made regionals since 1971.Copy !req
141. All right? Saturday is an
important day for our school,Copy !req
142. So i expect to see some butts
in those bleachers saturday, huh?Copy !req
143. Now i wanna bring up my team captain-Copy !req
144. Todd schellinger.Copy !req
145. Come on up here, son.Copy !req
146. It's always todd schellinger.Copy !req
147. Thanks, coach.Copy !req
148. This season's been fantastic.Copy !req
149. I wanna thank coach fredricksCopy !req
150. And god.Copy !req
151. Why does cindy like him? he's such a jerk.Copy !req
152. He's not even nice to her.Copy !req
153. Cheerleaders have to date athletes.Copy !req
154. It's the law.Copy !req
155. I wanna see all you guys
out there this saturdayCopy !req
156. To watch us destroy lincoln.Copy !req
157. All right!Copy !req
158. What do we need?Copy !req
159. Spirit!Copy !req
160. Whado we got?Copy !req
161. Spirit!Copy !req
162. That's
s-p-i-r-i-t!Copy !req
163. That's spirit!Copy !req
164. For victory!Copy !req
165. That's spirit!Copy !req
166. To win this game!Copy !req
167. Come on, norsemen!Copy !req
168. Put lincoln to shame!Copy !req
169. See?Copy !req
170. He can't even fall funny.Copy !req
171. Good job, man!Copy !req
172. Whoo!Copy !req
173. comin' through! comin' through!Copy !req
174. oww! somebody get the head off!Copy !req
175. Somebody get the head off this kid.Copy !req
176. I heard that stevie wonder was jewish.Copy !req
177. You're thinking of sammy davis jr.Copy !req
178. Hi, sam.Copy !req
179. No. I read it in the newspaper.Copy !req
180. Hi, cindy. how's everything?Copy !req
181. Not good.Copy !req
182. Our mascot broke his arm,Copy !req
183. And he got a concussion, too.Copy !req
184. Now his mom won't let him go to bed tonightCopy !req
185. 'Cause she's afraid he's
gonna slip into a coma.Copy !req
186. My cousin slipped into a coma once.Copy !req
187. And then when he woke up,Copy !req
188. He spoke fluent spanish.Copy !req
189. Anyways, um...Copy !req
190. We're all freaking out.Copy !req
191. I mean, we really need a mascot.Copy !req
192. All right, well, i'll see you guys later.Copy !req
193. Bye.Copy !req
194. Sam, i think that was a subliminal message.Copy !req
195. She wants you to be the new mascot.Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. "We really need a new mascot."Copy !req
198. I really need a new mascot.Copy !req
199. I really need sam to be the new mascot.Copy !req
200. You really think i should try out?Copy !req
201. Open your eyes, sam.Copy !req
202. That was the biggest
come-on i've ever seen.Copy !req
203. She was practically feeling you up.Copy !req
204. Neal: HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
205. What are you doing?Copy !req
206. I'm gonna be the new norseman.Copy !req
207. No. No, sam's gonna be the new norseman.Copy !req
208. But sam's not funny.Copy !req
209. Oh, yeah, i am.Copy !req
210. And cindy asked me to do it.Copy !req
211. If i could just spend some time with her,Copy !req
212. Then she'd start to like me.Copy !req
213. You wanna deny the school big laughsCopy !req
214. Just so you can hit on a girl?Copy !req
215. This is my chance.Copy !req
216. You know how important this is to me.Copy !req
217. You know how important this is tome.Copy !req
218. Being the school mascot
has always been my dream.Copy !req
219. Yeah, since lunch.Copy !req
220. Come on, neal.Copy !req
221. I don't know.Copy !req
222. Help me, obi-wan kenobe.Copy !req
223. You're my only hope.Copy !req
224. You had to go and quote
thestar wars,didn't you?Copy !req
225. All right. Sure.Copy !req
226. Yes!Copy !req
227. Thank you.Copy !req
228. At the cafeteria today, the school
mascot fell and broke his arm.Copy !req
229. It was pretty scary.Copy !req
230. Yeah. They oh, poor thing.Copy !req
231. Need a new mascot for the game,Copy !req
232. So i think i'm gonna audition.Copy !req
233. Oh, that'll be fun.Copy !req
234. You know how i love to
watch you kids perform.Copy !req
235. You're notoing to the game, are you?Copy !req
236. Of course we are.Copy !req
237. It's a big community event.Copy !req
238. So?Copy !req
239. So i'm expected to be there.Copy !req
240. I'm a community leader.Copy !req
241. Since when?Copy !req
242. Heh heh...Copy !req
243. It's just a dumb basketball game, dad.Copy !req
244. I know why you don't want us to go.Copy !req
245. You have a date with your
new boyfriend, nick andopolis.Copy !req
246. I mean, we're gonna get to
know him sooner or later.Copy !req
247. Why don't we just all go together?Copy !req
248. Mom...no.Copy !req
249. I'm a member of the rotary, you know.Copy !req
250. And the masons.Copy !req
251. And councilman applebee, just last week,Copy !req
252. Asked me to run for the school board.Copy !req
253. That's great, dad.Copy !req
254. Boy, i could be the mayor,Copy !req
255. I wouldn't get any
respect around this house.Copy !req
256. What are you doing here?Copy !req
257. But my parents...Copy !req
258. Go home.Copy !req
259. Hey.Copy !req
260. Nick...what are you doing here?Copy !req
261. I couldn't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
262. I just had to see your face.Copy !req
263. Ok.Copy !req
264. Well, i don't wanna get you in trouble.Copy !req
265. Sleep tight.Copy !req
266. Don't let the bedbugs bite.Copy !req
267. Good night.Copy !req
268. Bye.Copy !req
269. Hey, sam, i heard the mascotCopy !req
270. Has to change with the cheerleaders
in the girls' locker room.Copy !req
271. Really? That doesn't sound right.Copy !req
272. Hey, cindy.Copy !req
273. Hey, sam. hey. Uh...Copy !req
274. Guess what? what?Copy !req
275. I'm gonna audition for the school mascot.Copy !req
276. Really? yeah.Copy !req
277. Sam, being a mascot's a
lot harder than it looks.Copy !req
278. I mean, you have to be super coordinated.Copy !req
279. I'm really coordinated.Copy !req
280. You'd be surprised.Copy !req
281. All right, cool.Copy !req
282. Not up to me.Copy !req
283. Vicki's head cheerleader.Copy !req
284. Ok. Can you put in a good word for me?Copy !req
285. Ok. But it's not like vicki
and i are best friends.Copy !req
286. She's kinda bossy.Copy !req
287. I'll do what i can, though.Copy !req
288. All right. see you at auditions.Copy !req
289. Ok. bye.Copy !req
290. You thinCopy !req
291. There's a subliminal
message in there somewhere?Copy !req
292. For your sake, i hope not.Copy !req
293. Hi, heidi.Copy !req
294. I'm lindsay.Copy !req
295. I'm in your spanish class.Copy !req
296. Um, you went out with nick andopolis, right?Copy !req
297. Don't remind me.Copy !req
298. Do you mind if i ask what happened?Copy !req
299. What, are you dating him or something?Copy !req
300. Sort of.Copy !req
301. You better ditch him. he's crazy.Copy !req
302. What do you mean?Copy !req
303. Breaking up with him was, like, a nightmare.Copy !req
304. He started stalking me.
he broke into my house.Copy !req
305. He got in this insane fight with my dad.Copy !req
306. Oh, god.Copy !req
307. Hey.Copy !req
308. Why were you talking to heidi?Copy !req
309. Because we're in the same spanish class.Copy !req
310. What were you guys talking about?Copy !req
311. Spanish stuff.Copy !req
312. Well, you know, just be careful with herCopy !req
313. Because she's a liar.Copy !req
314. She likes to screw people over.Copy !req
315. Um...i'm gonna go to woodworking.Copy !req
316. I'll see you.Copy !req
317. Ok, boys, i wanna see the funky chicken.Copy !req
318. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
319. How loose is your goose?Copy !req
320. Sam's pretty good, isn't he?Copy !req
321. Yeah, but he's not very funny.Copy !req
322. Well, at least he's
better than the old mascot.Copy !req
323. That guy was as funny as a car wreck.Copy !req
324. I-i-i was
just kidding.Copy !req
325. Hey, herbert, you didn't fall
asleep last night, did you?Copy !req
326. No. My mom's not gonna let
me sleep tonight, either.Copy !req
327. Yeah, well, if you feel
yourself start to fall asleep,Copy !req
328. Pull out a nose hair.
it'll wake you right up.Copy !req
329. So come on, everybodyCopy !req
330. And shake your cabooseCopy !req
331. You're pretty good, sam.Copy !req
332. You should try out for the
musical. We're doingfiddler.Copy !req
333. You could be a dancing yeshiva student.Copy !req
334. Ok, um...Copy !req
335. This was not an easy decision for me.Copy !req
336. The norseman head could've fit nicelyCopy !req
337. On any one of your shoulders.Copy !req
338. But, um, the next school mascot will be...Copy !req
339. Sam weir.Copy !req
340. It's all politics!Copy !req
341. Sam, you are so coordinated!Copy !req
342. I had no idea.Copy !req
343. This is gonna be so much fun.Copy !req
344. I'm gonna teach you all
my cheers and everything.Copy !req
345. Cool! When do we start?Copy !req
346. Assassinate Lincoln !Copy !req
347. This place is turning into a cult.Copy !req
348. These jocks, they put
a ball through a hoop-Copy !req
349. Whoop-de-freakin'-do.Copy !req
350. My parCopy !req
351. Ents are making me go to the game with them.Copy !req
352. They're really into it.Copy !req
353. I'm going.Copy !req
354. What? really?Copy !req
355. Yeah. I heard we're gonna lose, right?Copy !req
356. I kinda think it's funny
when the jocks cry, you know?Copy !req
357. "Ooooh, they cheated!"Copy !req
358. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
359. Here comes nick.Copy !req
360. Hey, lindsay... What's up with you and nick?Copy !req
361. Nothing.Copy !req
362. Nothing? KCopy !req
363. Im says you're gonna dump him.Copy !req
364. So it's true?Copy !req
365. Lindsay, don't.Copy !req
366. Hey, lindsay.Copy !req
367. Hey, nick. i'm great.Copy !req
368. Thanks for asking, though.Copy !req
369. Hey, ken. hey, guys.Copy !req
370. Nick, could you give me a ride home ?Copy !req
371. Ok.Copy !req
372. See you guys later.Copy !req
373. See ya.Copy !req
374. Hey, lindsay.Copy !req
375. Don't do it. Please.Copy !req
376. See you, man. good luck.Copy !req
377. I'd hate to be that guy's drum set tonight.Copy !req
378. Get those arms up there!
get that crowd to cheer!Copy !req
379. ...Spit! Spit! Spit!Copy !req
380. Give me more! i want more energy, sam!Copy !req
381. You're a norseman! i wanna see power!Copy !req
382. Come on, sam! i need to see it!Copy !req
383. Be strong! Be powerful!Copy !req
384. I want pep!Copy !req
385. I need a bigger ending, sam.Copy !req
386. All right, girls, funky
chicken. Let's see it.Copy !req
387. All right, hit it!Copy !req
388. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
389. Come on, sam! flap those wings!Copy !req
390. I wanted to be funny.Copy !req
391. Vicki didn't want comedy.Copy !req
392. ...Your caboose!Copy !req
393. Not funky enough, sam.Copy !req
394. Ok, that was really good, girls.Copy !req
395. It'll be better when you have your head on.Copy !req
396. Yeah. Can i try that on today?Copy !req
397. Um, no. It's still being fixed.Copy !req
398. Now, are you ready to try the pyramid?Copy !req
399. Uh...yeah.Copy !req
400. Um, ok.Copy !req
401. It's pyra-time, girls.Copy !req
402. Uh-oh. Pyramid.Copy !req
403. He's gonna need some pointers, right?Copy !req
404. Hey,am, see, uh... when
you're climbing them,Copy !req
405. Be careful not to pull their hairCopy !req
406. 'Cause they'll jerk up, and you'll fall.Copy !req
407. Ok? And when you're climbing them,Copy !req
408. Be careful not to pull their bra straps...Copy !req
409. 'Cause they'll wiggle, and you'll fall.Copy !req
410. All right. all right.Copy !req
411. Now, if you fall, be
careful to cover your headCopy !req
412. So you don't break your neck, ok?Copy !req
413. Herbert! do you mind?Copy !req
414. Sam, it's pyramid time. let's go.Copy !req
415. Ok, girls, hit it.Copy !req
416. Gimme an "m"! "m"!Copy !req
417. You got your "m"! you got your "m"!Copy !req
418. Gimme an "h"! "h"!Copy !req
419. You got your "h"! you got yourh"!Copy !req
420. Gimme an "s"! "s"!Copy !req
421. You got your "s"...Copy !req
422. Man, i love the smell of gasoline.Copy !req
423. Yeah? It gives you brain damage.Copy !req
424. You guys go to mckinley?Copy !req
425. Yeah.Copy !req
426. Norsemen suck!Copy !req
427. Aah!Copy !req
428. Dammit! i'm soaked!Copy !req
429. Will you do something, daniel?!Copy !req
430. What do you want me to do, blow on you?Copy !req
431. That better have been water.Copy !req
432. That's all i'm sayin'.Copy !req
433. Oh, eww! Man!Copy !req
434. I think he'd be cute with
that mask on and everything.Copy !req
435. It would be so funny.Copy !req
436. Hello?Copy !req
437. Oh, hi, nick! how you doin'?Copy !req
438. I'm not here.Copy !req
439. Oh...yeah-no. you know, she's not.Copy !req
440. She's, um...Copy !req
441. Uh, out with her father.Copy !req
442. Yeah. I don't know what they're doing,Copy !req
443. But they're out there doing it.Copy !req
444. Ok. I'll let her know you called.Copy !req
445. Bye-bye, sweetie.Copy !req
446. Lindsay, i don't like to lie.Copy !req
447. Mom, i know. i'm sorry.Copy !req
448. You gonna let me know what's going on?Copy !req
449. Mom, it's complicated.Copy !req
450. I see.Copy !req
451. I wanna break up with nick.Copy !req
452. You do? Why?Copy !req
453. It's just...it's going too fast, you know?Copy !req
454. I need my space.Copy !req
455. And everyCopy !req
456. Time i try to do it, mom, i chicken out.Copy !req
457. I'm afraid i'll hurt his feelings.Copy !req
458. You don't keep going steady
with a boy just to be nice.Copy !req
459. If it's not gonna work out,Copy !req
460. You need to muster your
courage and let him know.Copy !req
461. Yeah.Copy !req
462. Yeah?Copy !req
463. No. I gotta go call him.Copy !req
464. I gotta go do it right now.Copy !req
465. Hmm.Copy !req
466. Hello.Copy !req
467. Hello?Copy !req
468. Ken, if this is you, behere an hour ago.Copy !req
469. I don't like having to wait around.Copy !req
470. I got other stuff to do.Copy !req
471. Are you gonna answer me, keennn?Copy !req
472. Hello-Copy !req
473. Hey, how'd it go?Copy !req
474. Well, i think i should tell him in person.Copy !req
475. Ye dot you?Copy !req
476. Ah. Remember, you have to
do what's right for you.Copy !req
477. I'm just gonna tell him
tomorrow before the game.Copy !req
478. Ok. Night, sweetie.Copy !req
479. Oh, and...if there's anything
else you want to talk over,Copy !req
480. I'm always here for you.Copy !req
481. Fine. If this isn't ken,Copy !req
482. You better not call back here...Copy !req
483. Or i'll find you.Copy !req
484. Hey, harold. what is it?Copy !req
485. I just had a conversation with
lindsay about her love life.Copy !req
486. She doesn't like her boyfriend.Copy !req
487. She's gonna break it off.Copy !req
488. Oh, praise god.Copy !req
489. She confided in me, harold,
and she took my advice.Copy !req
490. I feel like... a mother, you know?Copy !req
491. Yeah.Copy !req
492. You're on my leg.Copy !req
493. Oh, oh. I'm sorry.Copy !req
494. I just
- i'm so tickled!Copy !req
495. Hey, lindsay, you wanna driveCopy !req
496. With your father and i to the game?Copy !req
497. Yeah. I'd like to introduce you
to the pillars of the community,Copy !req
498. Also known as my friends.Copy !req
499. Well, i have to take
care of something first,Copy !req
500. So i'll just meet you guys there, ok?Copy !req
501. Oh, that's right. What will you say to him?Copy !req
502. Mom, i don't know.Copy !req
503. Why don't you tell him he's a greasebucket,Copy !req
504. And you deserve better?Copy !req
505. Harold. dad!Copy !req
506. I'll see you guys there.Copy !req
507. Ok. Good luck, honey.Copy !req
508. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
509. I'm sore.Copy !req
510. I had mascot practice yesterday.Copy !req
511. Um, dad?Copy !req
512. I think cindy sanders likes me.Copy !req
513. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
514. Yeah.Copy !req
515. I got to form a human pyramid on top of her.Copy !req
516. Well, that'll do it.Copy !req
517. No. I mean, nick's cool, you know?Copy !req
518. It's just that when he gets a
girlfriend, he just goes psycho.Copy !req
519. Maybe he just gets so horny,
his brain fries, you know?Copy !req
520. No. Dumbest thing you can do...Copy !req
521. Let a girl know how much that you like her.Copy !req
522. Then they just run.Copy !req
523. Oh, is that why you're such a bastard to me?Copy !req
524. Yeah. Well, you're still here, aren't ya?Copy !req
525. Oh, man, there's that car!Copy !req
526. Those jerks from Lincoln
that nailed ud, that's them !Copy !req
527. Go. Go. Go. Go. before they get away!Copy !req
528. Go. Go. Go!Copy !req
529. How funky is your chicken ?Copy !req
530. Flap your wings!Copy !req
531. I want 'em harder!Copy !req
532. So come on, everybodyCopy !req
533. You see that phony sword?Copy !req
534. That is a great prop.Copy !req
535. Sam's not even using it.Copy !req
536. What do you do with a phony sword?Copy !req
537. A million things. You fall
on it. You stab yourself.Copy !req
538. You stab the other mascot.Copy !req
539. That's not funny.Copy !req
540. It is if you do it right.Copy !req
541. So come on, everybody and shakeCopy !req
542. The norseman should be doing schtick,Copy !req
543. Zany dance moves, like this.Copy !req
544. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
545. How loose is your goose?Copy !req
546. Why is that funny?Copy !req
547. 'Cause i'm a norseman in a chorus line.Copy !req
548. Or-or wait, this one.Copy !req
549. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
550. Hula dancer norseman.Copy !req
551. Yes. A norseman in hawaii. That's funny!Copy !req
552. I can't be seen with you.Copy !req
553. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
554. How loose-Copy !req
555. Hey !Copy !req
556. Your dad let me in.Copy !req
557. LookCopy !req
558. Nick, i don't have much time
because i told my parentsCopy !req
559. I was gonna meet them before the game.Copy !req
560. Um, i wanna talk to you. Ok?Copy !req
561. Will you sit down for a second, please?Copy !req
562. Please?Copy !req
563. I just-i want-i want to
tell you what happenedCopy !req
564. With me and heidi henderson.Copy !req
565. Yodon't have to do that.Copy !req
566. I know. I know i don't have to,Copy !req
567. But i want to, ok?Copy !req
568. All right.Copy !req
569. I had this really huge crush on her.Copy !req
570. And, uh, when she broke
up with her boyfriend,Copy !req
571. We went out for, like, a week.Copy !req
572. I wrote her poems...Copy !req
573. Lots and lots of poems.Copy !req
574. It turns out that sheand she was trying to
was just on the rebomake her boyfriend jealous,Copy !req
575. And she wasn't even really
interested in me at all.Copy !req
576. So when she got back
together with her boyfriend,Copy !req
577. She started showing him
all of my poems, right?Copy !req
578. AnCopy !req
579. She's just showing everybody my poems.Copy !req
580. And it w rCopy !req
581. Ul.Copy !req
582. Because i want to get
those poems back, right?Copy !req
583. And her dad catches me,
and he starts yelling at me.Copy !req
584. And then the cops came. it was-Copy !req
585. The whole thing just got blown...Copy !req
586. Totally out of proportion.Copy !req
587. But the thing is, it just-it all
made me end up feeling really...Copy !req
588. Really, really insecure...Copy !req
589. About girls.Copy !req
590. Nick, i would never show
your poems to anyone.Copy !req
591. You rule...Copy !req
592. So hard.Copy !req
593. Let's go to the game.Copy !req
594. Shelley, you have a
huge stain on yourweater.Copy !req
595. I told you guys not to
wear these when you eat.Copy !req
596. Hey, cindy, you'd make a
really great head cheerleader...Copy !req
597. Much nicer than vicki.Copy !req
598. Thanks, sam.Copy !req
599. She's just so rude sometimes.Copy !req
600. I mean, we're all here
to have fun, you know?Copy !req
601. Hey, cindy.Copy !req
602. Hey Todd have a great game.Copy !req
603. Thanks. Thanks.Copy !req
604. Uh, hey, i-i need to ask you something.Copy !req
605. Yeah.Copy !req
606. Schellinger! You wanna
quit chattin' up the ladiesCopy !req
607. And get over here?Copy !req
608. Yeah. Uh, it wasn't important anyway.Copy !req
609. All right.Copy !req
610. Good luck!Copy !req
611. Oh, my god.Copy !req
612. What do you think he wanted?Copy !req
613. Do you think he was gonna ask me out?Copy !req
614. I don't know. i don't think so.Copy !req
615. Yeah, but what if he was going to.Copy !req
616. Maybe i should talk to him after practice.Copy !req
617. Oh, this is gonna drive me crazy.Copy !req
618. I'm not gonna be able to
remember my cheers or anything.Copy !req
619. Cindy, he probably has a
lot of other girlfriends.Copy !req
620. Sam, don't say that.Copy !req
621. Todd is a really popular guy.Copy !req
622. I just don't want you
to get too hung up on himCopy !req
623. Just in case, you know, he won't
go out with you or something.Copy !req
624. I guess. maybe you're right.Copy !req
625. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
626. I saw 'em. Do it.Copy !req
627. Why don't you do it?Copy !req
628. 'Cause i'm a girl.Copy !req
629. Just hurry up, man, ok?Copy !req
630. What are you doing?Copy !req
631. Uh-Copy !req
632. We're giving your car a new paint job.Copy !req
633. What are you gonna do about it, huh?Copy !req
634. Th what the hell?Copy !req
635. At's what you get, water balloon boy.Copy !req
636. Yeah man ! Thanks a lot.Copy !req
637. Yo, something-something
tells me it's time to go.Copy !req
638. Yeah, kim, let's go.Copy !req
639. These losers are from mckinley.Copy !req
640. Look what that bitch just did to my car.Copy !req
641. You're the bitch, man!Copy !req
642. Come on, daniel, kick his ass.Copy !req
643. Kick my ass?Copy !req
644. Tell my mother that i love her.Copy !req
645. Here's your head.Copy !req
646. Please don't break it. it costs like $600.Copy !req
647. Jeez. It's heavy. It's gonna be
harder to do the cheers with this on.Copy !req
648. No duh. That's why you better stay focused.Copy !req
649. Why don't you put it onCopy !req
650. And walk around with it for
a while to get used to it?Copy !req
651. Yeah.Copy !req
652. Ok. oh, man.Copy !req
653. Whoa.Copy !req
654. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
655. Sorry.Copy !req
656. All right. See ya.Copy !req
657. Hey, man. Give me 5 for
the big game, all right?Copy !req
658. Oh, my god, sam. You are never
gonna believe what just happened.Copy !req
659. He todd asked me out.Copy !req
660. Said that he liked me, and then
i told him that i liked him back,Copy !req
661. And then he kissed me.Copy !req
662. And then he said that he
didn't have a girlfriend.Copy !req
663. So see? You were wrong.Copy !req
664. Todd's a jerk.Copy !req
665. What?Copy !req
666. He's a jerk. I hate to
say it, but it's true.Copy !req
667. He's not even nice to you.Copy !req
668. He's all cocky.Copy !req
669. Sam!Copy !req
670. It's jusstupid that you like him.Copy !req
671. I mean, just because you're
a cheerleader and he's a jock.Copy !req
672. It's so obvious.Copy !req
673. Sam, just because you're
nervous about the big game,Copy !req
674. It doesn't mean you should
take it out on me and todd.Copy !req
675. Triplets.Copy !req
676. When i try to do it-Copy !req
677. Come over here.Copy !req
678. Well, no, i'll be right back.Copy !req
679. Like you to meet a few
very good friends of mine.Copy !req
680. This is councilman appleby,Copy !req
681. Stan miller of stan miller motors,Copy !req
682. and sheriff macgruder.Copy !req
683. This is my daughter lindsay.Copy !req
684. It's a pleasure to meet you, lindsay.Copy !req
685. Your father has told us all about you.Copy !req
686. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
687. Sam, what are you doing?Copy !req
688. Get dressed. the game's about to start.Copy !req
689. Cindy kissed todd schellinger.Copy !req
690. Sam, who cares ?Copy !req
691. You're the school mascot.Copy !req
692. Now's not the time to get all weepy.Copy !req
693. You gotta go out there and be funny.Copy !req
694. Well, i don't feel like being funny.Copy !req
695. You think steve martin
always feels like being funny?Copy !req
696. No, but he goes out on
that stage every nightCopy !req
697. With his arrow and his banjo, and he kills.Copy !req
698. I'm not going out there.Copy !req
699. Then give me that head.Copy !req
700. Don't do it, sam. He's only
worried about getting laughs.Copy !req
701. Sam, hand me the head of that norseman.Copy !req
702. So, uh, dale, do you think i
should be running for school board?Copy !req
703. Definitely. We could use a man like you.Copy !req
704. Oh, my god. Wh-what happened to you guys?Copy !req
705. We got jumped by some boneheads at lincoln.Copy !req
706. Yeah. why?Copy !req
707. We trashed their car.Copy !req
708. They had it coming.Copy !req
709. Dad, you remember daniel
and kim, and this is ken.Copy !req
710. Hey.no hey, how's-Copy !req
711. . I don't believe i've had the pleasure-Copy !req
712. Yeah. Mr. Weir. You remember.Copy !req
713. How's mrs. Weir doing?Copy !req
714. Oh, well, she-she's ok. look, uh, lindsay,Copy !req
715. Why don't you just run along
with your friends now, ok?Copy !req
716. Ok.Copy !req
717. Go, norsemen!Copy !req
718. GO, mckinley!Copy !req
719. Te lindsay: bye, dad.Copy !req
720. Enagers. what are you gonna do?Copy !req
721. Oh, hey, nick. Hi.
lindsay's mom, remember me?Copy !req
722. Of course. Hi. Yeah. mrs. Weir. Hi.Copy !req
723. Yeah. How are you holding up, huh?Copy !req
724. Ok.Copy !req
725. Yeah. I am so sorry about everything.Copy !req
726. You know, lindsay really
does care about you.Copy !req
727. She told me so last night.Copy !req
728. She just feels overwhelmed right now.Copy !req
729. She needs her space, you know?Copy !req
730. Is that what she said?Copy !req
731. Uh, didn't-didn't lindsay talk to you?Copy !req
732. Yeah. She talked to me.Copy !req
733. Oh, good.Copy !req
734. Um, it was nice seeing you.Copy !req
735. You-you, too, nick.Copy !req
736. Hey!Copy !req
737. Honey, didn't you talk to nick this morning?Copy !req
738. Why, what did you say to him?Copy !req
739. Well, i was just trying to be nice.Copy !req
740. And, uh...Copy !req
741. Mom, did you break up with my boyfriend?Copy !req
742. I don't-no, i just,
uh- oh, my goodness.Copy !req
743. I knew i shouldn't have told you anything.Copy !req
744. You know, from now on, just
stay out of my life, please.Copy !req
745. Hey, honey.Copy !req
746. Oh, hey.Copy !req
747. Hey. Are you all right?Copy !req
748. Yeah, i'm fine.Copy !req
749. Are you sick?Copy !req
750. No. It's just nerves.Copy !req
751. Hey, you're that new mascot, right?Copy !req
752. Yeah.Copy !req
753. You know, you were really funny, man.Copy !req
754. We saw you doing the funky
chicken. Were all cracking up.Copy !req
755. Thanks.Copy !req
756. You zone that area, and then
you can bring in the business-Copy !req
757. Harold, i think that
lindsay's upset with me.Copy !req
758. Jean, shh. The game's about to begin.Copy !req
759. GO, mckinley! Shut them down.Copy !req
760. Lincoln, you suck!Copy !req
761. Yeah, todd! way to go, buddy!Copy !req
762. Get down there! get down to defense!Copy !req
763. Way to go! all right. Hands up.Copy !req
764. Schwartz, get your hands up.Copy !req
765. Ugh. Man alive, this thing is heavy.Copy !req
766. GO, mckinley!Copy !req
767. Whoo!Copy !req
768. Man wi neal: watch out.Copy !req
769. Th a big head coming through.Copy !req
770. It's show time, folks!Copy !req
771. Sam, get over here. sam!Copy !req
772. Weir, get off the floor!Copy !req
773. What are you doing? are you crazy?Copy !req
774. Wild and crazy!Copy !req
775. Come on. Heads up! heads up!Copy !req
776. Time out. Time out! time! Get over here!Copy !req
777. All right. Time out.
let's do the funky chicken.Copy !req
778. All right Funcky Chiken !Copy !req
779. Hey. Hey, watch out.Copy !req
780. Whoo hoo hoo hoo!Copy !req
781. All right. funky chicken!Copy !req
782. Sammy is so cute!Copy !req
783. Well, he may be cute, but
that mascot head is disturbing.Copy !req
784. How loose is your goose?Copy !req
785. So come on, everybodyCopy !req
786. And shake your cabooseCopy !req
787. Look out. Sam, move!Copy !req
788. How funky is your chicken?Copy !req
789. How loose is your goose?Copy !req
790. Sam, if you're mad at me,Copy !req
791. This is a really obnoxious
way of showing it.Copy !req
792. Ladies, keep your hands off the hat.Copy !req
793. I can't understand
anything that you're saying.Copy !req
794. NorsemenCopy !req
795. Watch it !Copy !req
796. "Lincoln, lincoln, i'm just thinking,Copy !req
797. What the hell have you been drinking?"Copy !req
798. Yeah! Nothing but net, baby. Whoo!Copy !req
799. In your face, losers!Copy !req
800. Kill lincoln!Copy !req
801. Yeah. that's the spirit, guys.Copy !req
802. You rock.Copy !req
803. Let play some "d"Copy !req
804. It's called defense, feldman, come on.Copy !req
805. What's in there ?Copy !req
806. Mmm. Tasty.Copy !req
807. Cry at nightCopy !req
808. No one in sightCopy !req
809. And we got so much to sayCopy !req
810. Cindy, where's sam? We're
about to do "chewing tobacco."Copy !req
811. He's over there.Copy !req
812. Oh, i stabbed myself!Copy !req
813. Oh, my god. he's gonna die.Copy !req
814. Help me. I'm dying.Copy !req
815. You are in so much trouble, sam weir.Copy !req
816. Uh-oh.Copy !req
817. Ugh. Thank you, sir. may i have another?Copy !req
818. Hey, nick.Copy !req
819. Hey.Copy !req
820. Well, i waCopy !req
821. S looking all over for you.Copy !req
822. Listen, uh...Copy !req
823. I've been, um, thinking a lot.Copy !req
824. I really like you...Copy !req
825. But we've been spending so
much time together, you know?Copy !req
826. Um, i
can't-i-Copy !req
827. I haven't beenand i
hanging out with my friends,Copy !req
828. Haven't really been spending
time on my drumming at all.Copy !req
829. And so, i sort of thought thatCopy !req
830. Maybe you and me should
take a break for a while.Copy !req
831. Good.Copy !req
832. Great.Copy !req
833. No hard feelings, right?Copy !req
834. Right.Copy !req
835. All right, well i'm gonna go, um...Copy !req
836. Practice, or
- i'll see you on monday.Copy !req
837. Nick.Copy !req
838. Foul! that's a foul!Copy !req
839. Come on! Come over here! come over here.Copy !req
840. Get over here!Copy !req
841. SpiritCopy !req
842. Come on !
Put Lincoln to shame.Copy !req
843. They're loving it!Copy !req
844. Ow! Vicki: what is your deal?Copy !req
845. That girl just punched my little boy!Copy !req
846. Ok, girls ! It's pyramid timeCopy !req
847. I don't know what your problem is,Copy !req
848. But you'd better get to the
top of that pyramid, now!Copy !req
849. I mean it!Copy !req
850. Ok girls, hit it !Copy !req
851. Give me an "m"! "m"!Copy !req
852. You've got your "m"! you've got your "m"!Copy !req
853. Gimme an "h"! "h"!Copy !req
854. Neal: ELEVATOR, GOING UP!Copy !req
855. Girl: HEY, THAT'S MY BRA STRAP!Copy !req
856. Neal: NO, IT'S THE TEAM'S BRA STRAP!Copy !req
857. Nooo!Copy !req
858. Oh, my god, honey! Oh!Copy !req
859. Oh, he's all right. he'll be all right.Copy !req
860. Sam, you've ruined everything!Copy !req
861. Where am i?Copy !req
862. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
863. Neal schweiber, at your service!Copy !req
864. You're dead.Copy !req
865. Nate schweeber, you're a jerk.Copy !req
866. It's neal schweiber!Copy !req
867. The song is overCopy !req
868. It's all behind meCopy !req
869. I shoulda known itCopy !req
870. She tried to find meCopy !req
871. I'll sing my songCopy !req
872. To the wide open spacesCopy !req
873. I'll sing my heart outCopy !req
874. To the infinite seaCopy !req
875. I'll sing my visionsCopy !req
876. To the sky-high mountainsCopy !req
877. I'll sing my song to the freeCopy !req
878. To the freeCopy !req
879. Fredricks: ALL RIGHT? COME ON!Copy !req
880. Boy: LET'S GO, GUYS. 1...2...3...Copy !req
881. Norsemen!Copy !req
882. Come on! relax, buddy!Copy !req
883. Get the norseman off the floor!Copy !req
884. Woo! woo!Copy !req
885. Yeah!Copy !req
886. Cindy. Hey.Copy !req
887. Sam, what's going on?Copy !req
888. Why weren't you out there?Copy !req
889. I just got really nervous.Copy !req
890. I didn't mean to take
it out on you and todd.Copy !req
891. He's all right.Copy !req
892. That's ok.Copy !req
893. Look, i gotta go, all right?Copy !req
894. Ok. bye.Copy !req
895. Bye.Copy !req
896. Keep yourself aliveCopy !req
897. Come on, keep yourself aliveCopy !req
898. You take your time and take my moneyCopy !req
899. Keep yourself aliveCopy !req
900. Come on, keep yourself aliveCopy !req
901. All you peopleCopy !req
902. Keep yourself aliveCopy !req
903. Neal, that was incredible.Copy !req
904. You're the funniest mascot i've ever seen.Copy !req
905. Thanks, bill.Copy !req
906. No, no, you're a comic genius!Copy !req
907. Uh, did you see when she
hit me? Wasn't that funny?Copy !req
908. You guys should be, like, a comedy team.Copy !req
909. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
910. There he is. get him, girls!Copy !req
911. Oh, no. Here.Copy !req
912. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
913. Come on, please! Let's talk about this!Copy !req
914. Yeah we'll take !Copy !req
915. No ! Oh God ! I'm a bleederCopy !req