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Donkey basketball Saturday.
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466. Being a freshman stinks.
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467. I know, it's like
everyone pigeonholes you
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468. and expects you
to act a certain way.
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469. It's like if
you're a cheerleader,
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470. you're supposed to be
in a good mood all the time.
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471. Yeah,
that must be tough.
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472. I know!
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473. It's like
there are some days
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a little bit cranky.
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475. Like today.
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476. I just got my period.
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477. So what?
Deal with it.
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478. All right,
thanks, Mike.
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479. Oh, and good luck
with that bomb shelter.
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480. Thank you.
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481. Sam?
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482. I thought you were going
to help me out today.
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483. Oh, yeah, I was
at a yearbook meeting.
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484. Yearbook? When the heck
did you join that?
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485. Uh, today.
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486. This is
my friend Cindy.
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487. Hi.
Nice to meet you.
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488. Hello.
Uh, look, Sam.
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489. Now, look,
you gotta put in your time.
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490. I'm trying to teach
you a work ethic here.
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491. Now, if you want to buy
those crazy micronaut things,
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492. you're going to have
to earn the money.
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493. Oh, for cryin' out loud,
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494. who mixed up the balls?
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495. Um, you have a really
nice store, Mr. Weir.
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496. Dave, break up
those boxes back there.
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497. Uh, Dad, Cindy and I‒
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498. well, we're
selling yearbook ads.
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499. And 1/8 of a page is $25.
Do you want to buy one?
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500. 1/8 for $25?
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501. Sam, that's
highway robbery!
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502. I can get a full page in
a Sunday paper for a hundred.
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503. But this is
really important
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504. that Cindy and I
sell these.
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505. Oh, well,
tell you what.
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506. Give me a full page.
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507. Wow!
Thank you, Mr. Weir.
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508. No problem.
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509. Sam is my best
salesman, you know?
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510. Really?
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511. Okay, so we've got
16 more ads to sell,
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512. and I think we should go
to the big stores first
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513. since they'll probably
buy more space.
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514. Yeah, but the small stores
close earlier, so‒
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515. Oh, wait a minute now.
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516. You're squandering
your manpower.
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517. What you gotta do
is split up,
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518. and, you know,
take separate routes.
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519. That way you can
cover more ground.
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520. Thank you.
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521. But then again,
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522. some of the greatest
salesmen work in teams.
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523. Yeah, maybe
we should stick together.
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524. Yeah, but we'll both
finish sooner if we split up,
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525. don't you think?
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526. Yeah, I guess so.
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527. Thank you, Mr. Weir.
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528. See ya, Dad.
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529. Sir, don't open that bait.
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530. So I saw Sam's yearbook
partner at the store today.
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531. Quite a cute
little number.
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532. - Hmm.
- God, Dad!
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533. What?
What's wrong with that?
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534. She's cute.
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535. Am I supposed to call her
"Ms." or something?
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536. See, Lindsay, Sam's not afraid
to show off his girlfriend.
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537. Mom!
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538. What's eating you?
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539. Ah, just...
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540. Lindsay has a boyfriend.
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541. Oh, my god!
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542. What? Who?
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543. Someone sent her
a red rose.
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544. He must be
some kind of Romeo.
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545. Yeah, I'll say he is.
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546. Who the hell
is this joker?
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547. He's just a friend.
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548. Nobody who's "just a friend"
sends a single rose.
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549. I know all about
single roses.
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550. I sent one
to your mother,
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551. and I know when
and why I sent it.
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552. Harold.
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553. Lindsay, you can
tell us who it is,
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554. and we won't make a big deal
out of it, all right?
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555. Okay.
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556. Okay, it's Nick.
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557. - Nick?
- Nick?
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558. It's not another one
of those burn-outs.
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559. No!
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560. Nick?
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561. Was he the one that
ate all my fruit roll-ups?
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562. Well, you said
he could have them.
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563. No, I‒I know.
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564. Well, you'd better
know right now
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565. that your mother and I
are not taking care of
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566. some "wedlock" baby,
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567. while you're off
gallivanting at college.
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568. Dad!
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569. I'm warning you,
Lindsay.
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570. I absolutely forbid you
from seeing this boy.
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571. At least
she didn't yell.
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572. Honey.
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573. See, you don't know
what it's like
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574. to have a daughter
and want to protect her.
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575. Well, I mean,
you will someday.
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576. But we'd like that day
to be a long time from now.
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577. We just want to be sure that
this boy respects you, honey.
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578. Not all of them do.
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579. Trust me.
I know what they're like.
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580. I was one of them.
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581. Ugh! He was.
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582. I know, you find it
hard to believe,
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583. but I did some stupid things
when I was young.
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584. Honey.
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585. Tell her about Korea.
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586. Korea.
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587. Well, one day,
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588. I, uh, went into Seoul
on a weekend pass
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589. and went to this bar.
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590. And I had
a few too many.
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591. And...
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592. I followed a couple
of my buddies to the...
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593. Red-light district.
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594. Your father's first time
wasn't special,
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595. and he's always
regretted it.
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596. It was the worst
$5.00 I've ever spent.
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597. And I wish I could get
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598. that $5.00 back.
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599. Ohh, come on!
Please stop!
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600. W-what your father
is trying to say is...
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601. That your virginity is a gift.
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602. Ooh, every, every day.
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603. Let's get out of here.
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604. Hold on a second.
I gotta find my smokes.
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605. Did you take 'em?
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606. No.
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607. Hey, man, we're goin'
to Des's tonight.
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608. Are you coming?
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609. No. Oh, hey.
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610. No, actually,
I'm hangin' out with Linds.
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611. Hey.
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612. Ohh, all right.
Make it happen.
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613. Oh, tonight's the night!
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614. - Ooh!
- Call me tomorrow, Lindsay.
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615. I want to know
everything that happens.
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616. So do I, Lindsay.
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617. Keep yawnin' like that,
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618. you're gonna dislocate
your jaw.
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619. Guys, wait up.
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620. Hey, Sam, you know what Cindy
said last night?
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621. What, that she's
in love with you?
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622. That—that she thinks
you're smart and funny
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623. and you don't care
if she cuts the cheese?
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624. You know what, Bill?
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625. Why don't you
just go out with her?
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626. Why don't you marry her?
I don't care anymore, okay?
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627. I don't care.
God!
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628. I was gonna say
she said she thought
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629. you were the nicest guy
in school.
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630. Cindy said that?
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631. Yeah.
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632. No, wait.
No, seriously.
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633. You don't like Cindy?
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634. No, man, I was just
messin' with you.
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635. Sam, Bill's been in love
with Melissa Karpinski
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636. ever since he stood behind
her at the Dairy Queen.
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637. She was wearing
this halter top.
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638. She is one foxy lady.
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639. She doesn't
cut the cheese.
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640. Come on, everybody
cuts the cheese.
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641. Anyways Melissa Karpinski
is way out of your league.
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642. She goes out with, like,
the big football players.
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643. - Ooh.
- Hey.
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644. I'm going
to fill out soon.
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645. You know
my cousin Jeff?
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646. He was a shrimp
until he turned 16,
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647. and then he got all
tall and muscular,
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648. in, like, a month.
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649. Now he looks
like the hulk.
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650. You really think
I'll fill out?
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651. Yeah, not like me,
though.
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652. In three years,
I'm going to be enormous.
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653. Oh, yeah. Me, too.
My dad is 6'3".
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654. Hey, listen, you guys.
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655. Why don't we go see
"Airplane" again on Saturday?
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656. Surely you will.
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657. Okay.
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658. And don't call me
Shirley.
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659. Billy,
have you ever seen
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660. a grown man naked?
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661. Hey, why don't we go
ask Gordon to come with us?
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662. But...
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663. He smells.
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664. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
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665. But he's really cool.
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666. Maybe he doesn't
even know he smells.
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667. Are you gonna tell him?
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668. Hey, Gordon.
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669. Hey, uh, how's it going
with you-know-who?
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670. Did you
join her clubs?
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671. Yeah, yeah.
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672. And we got to hang out,
uh, sort of.
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673. Cool.
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674. You know,
she smells great.
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675. It must be her shampoo,
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676. or deodorant
or something.
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677. What kind of deodorant
do you use?
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678. I know I smell, Sam.
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679. W-w-what
are you talking about?
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680. I may be smelly,
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681. but I'm not stupid.
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682. Okay, so...
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683. What is that?
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684. It's a medical
condition.
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685. It's called
trimethylaminuria.
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686. It's genetic.
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687. Wow!
Is there a cure?
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688. Not yet, but research
is progressing.
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689. So you're
going to be smelly
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690. the rest of your life?
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691. Mm-hmm.
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692. But I don't mind.
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693. Nice people don't care,
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694. and it weeds out
the jerks.
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695. My mom says
it's a gift.
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696. Cool.
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697. You know...
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698. Uh, Neal, Bill, and I
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699. are going to the movies
Saturday night.
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700. You want to come with us?
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701. Okay.
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702. I'll try not to
stink up the joint.
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703. Just kidding.
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704. Yeah, I know.
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705. Hey, Sam.
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706. So how'd it go?
Did you sell all your ads?
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707. No, not really.
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708. That's okay.
No one else did except for me.
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709. So I'm really glad
that you joined the yearbook.
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710. I had a lot of fun
yesterday.
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711. Yeah, me, too.
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712. So anyways, what are you
doing after school?
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713. Well, is there
another yearbook meeting?
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714. Well, no, I was just
going to go to Sackie's,
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715. and I was wondering
if you wanted to come.
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716. Don't touch the hair!
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717. Stop it!
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718. Yeah, yeah, I'll come.
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719. Definitely. Sure.
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720. Great.
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721. All right,
I better go sit down.
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722. See you
after school.
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723. See ya.
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724. "See you
after school."
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725. Shut up.
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726. Thanks, Sam.
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727. Look, are you sure
you don't need any money?
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728. Y-yeah, I'm fine.
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729. Mmm, I love
bacon cheeseburgers.
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730. Really?
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731. I kinda expected you
to like, you know,
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732. healthy food,
like carrots.
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733. Yuck!
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734. If I never saw another carrot
again, it'd be too soon.
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735. I mean, my parents
never take us to Sackie's.
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736. That's why I have
to sneak here after school.
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737. Uh, want some?
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738. Sure, thanks.
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739. He's smiling and nodding
because he wants me
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740. to pass him the ball.
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741. So I throw it to him,
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742. and he ducks like a girl.
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743. Do you know
Todd Schellinger?
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744. Yeah.
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745. Well,
not personally.
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746. But...
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747. Why?
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748. I... I don't know.
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749. He's kinda cute,
don't you think?
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750. I‒I guess.
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751. Okay, I've never really
told anyone this before.
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752. But I have, like,
the hugest crush on him.
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753. At last week's game,
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754. he asked my friend Joe
for my phone number.
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755. Do you think that means
he likes me?
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756. He‒he asked for
your phone number?
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757. Well, yeah, but...
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758. I mean, he never called.
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759. And every time I see him,
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760. he acts like he doesn't
even know I exist.
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761. Well, maybe
he's just shy.
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762. You think?
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763. I don't know.
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764. It's, like, I'm always
so nervous around him.
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765. I never know what to say.
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766. It's not like with you.
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767. You're so easy
to talk to.
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768. You're just
like my sister.
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769. Thanks.
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770. My god,
did he just look at me?
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771. Don't look.
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772. Go, go, go, go, go!
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773. Have a nice time, honey.
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774. Don't stay out
too late.
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775. I won't. Bye.
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776. Bye.
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777. We need backup.
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778. Sam?
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779. Hey, son.
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780. Yeah?
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781. Come on over here and
join your mom and dad.
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782. Why?
What did I do?
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783. Nothing, silly.
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784. - Come on.
- Get your butt over here.
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785. "What did I do?"
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786. Come on.
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787. Um...
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788. I have homework.
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789. You can do it tomorrow.
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790. Family time's
more important.
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791. Oh, hi!
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792. You must have been
right there.
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793. Perfect timing.
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794. Come on in.
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795. I hope you like
The Moody Blues.
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796. Oh, yeah,
they're really great.
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797. I know,
they're kind of wimpy,
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798. but I think
this song's okay.
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799. Yeah.
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800. So...
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801. Wow!
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802. Whose basketball trophies?
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803. Yeah, they're mine.
I actually used to play.
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804. Ohh.
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805. Well, why'd you quit?
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806. They found a dime bag
in my locker,
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807. and then they kicked me
off the team.
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808. And then I just lost
interest.
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809. Oh, yeah. No, that one's
actually for bowling.
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810. Do you want to hang out
downstairs for a while?
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811. Whoa! Uh...
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812. - Yeah.
- Great.
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813. Nick, what is all this?
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814. Come here.
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815. Sit down.
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816. Lindsay...
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817. This song says
all the things
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818. that I haven't been able
to say to you.
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819. It's a little corny.
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820. But I mean it.
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821. When you're with me,
I'm smiling.
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822. Give me
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823. all, all, all your love.
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824. Your hands
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825. build me up
when I'm sinking.
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826. Touch me
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827. and my troubles
all fade.
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828. You see, Lindsay,
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829. nothing about you and me
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830. should ever be rushed.
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831. I made that mistake before.
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832. But I'm not gonna
make it with you.
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833. Because we've got time.
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834. We got all the time
in the world.
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835. And you know why?
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836. 'Cause you're my lady
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837. of the morning.
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838. Love shines
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839. in your eyes.
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840. Sparkling,
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841. clear and lovely.
Copy !req
842. You're my lady.
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843. See, Lindsay,
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844. we were made
for each other.
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845. You want to make out
or something?
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846. No.
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847. All guys
want to make out.
Copy !req
848. But I just
want to hold you.
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849. What's better than this?
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850. Hey.
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851. Hey.
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852. Can I have
the Ding Dong?
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853. Sure.
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854. How was your date?
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855. It was okay.
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856. What'd you do?
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857. Mom and Dad made me watch TV
with them all night.
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858. They were weird.
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859. Yeah, what else is new?
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860. So‒so is Nick, like,
your boyfriend now?
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861. I guess so.
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862. But‒but he likes you
a lot, right?
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863. Oh, yeah.
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864. I wish Cindy liked me.
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865. She likes you.
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866. Yeah, like a friend.
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867. Ooh.
That's the worst.
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868. I don't need
another friend.
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869. I already have two.
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870. I mean, how many
more friends does a guy need?
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871. Hello?
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872. Oh, hi, Cindy.
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873. Todd called?
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874. Yeah, it's great.
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875. He said that?
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876. Oh... no!
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877. No, no,
no, I'm not busy.
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878. Tell me
what else happened.
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