1. Invisible airwavesCopy !req
2. crackle with lifeCopy !req
3. Bright antennae
bristle with the energyCopy !req
4. Emotional feedback
on timeless wavelengthCopy !req
5. Bearing a gift
beyond priceCopy !req
6. Almost freeCopy !req
7. All this machineryCopy !req
8. making modern musicCopy !req
9. You look a little bit
like my grandpa.Copy !req
10. Oh, is your grandpa
super cool?Copy !req
11. All right.
Simmer down, petunias.Copy !req
12. Let's go. We got
a busy week ahead of us.Copy !req
13. It's time to start trainingCopy !req
14. for the president's
physical fitness test.Copy !req
15. Jimmy Carter's a wimp!Copy !req
16. Hey, can it, White.Copy !req
17. Now, we're gonna start
on upperbody strengthCopy !req
18. with a little
ropeclimbing.Copy !req
19. Yeah. That's gonna help us
get into a good college.Copy !req
20. All right, fellas, Let's-
oh, one more thing.Copy !req
21. New district policy-Copy !req
22. everybody must take a shower
after class starting today.Copy !req
23. And, hey, look, I'm gonna
be checking for wet hair,Copy !req
24. so don't think
you can pull a fast one.Copy !req
25. Is Weir allowed
to shower with us?Copy !req
26. 'Cause he's a woman.Copy !req
27. Come on, ladies,
let's move!Copy !req
28. Get up there.Copy !req
29. Kiss the beam,
you're on my team.Copy !req
30. What do I look like,
a freakin' Tarzan?Copy !req
31. - You got it.
- Okay.Copy !req
32. Whoa.Copy !req
33. - Come on, Bill.
- Okay.Copy !req
34. They cannot make us
take a shower.Copy !req
35. This is school.Copy !req
36. They can make us
do anything.Copy !req
37. Don't you think
it's kinda weirdCopy !req
38. that they want us to,
you know, get naked?Copy !req
39. It's not
a burlesque show, Sam.Copy !req
40. They just want us
to shower.Copy !req
41. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
42. Stop lookin' up my shorts.Copy !req
43. Why would we?Copy !req
44. There's nothing to see.Copy !req
45. Just keep climbing,
Wonder Woman.Copy !req
46. There is something
to see.Copy !req
47. Well, I'm not
gonna do it.Copy !req
48. Why, because you don't
have any pit hair?Copy !req
49. I have pit hair.Copy !req
50. And besides, I think
it's kinda weirdCopy !req
51. that you wanna get naked
in front of everybody.Copy !req
52. Hey, Schweiber.Copy !req
53. You gonna show us
your circumcisionCopy !req
54. in the showers today?Copy !req
55. Yeah. Take a number.Copy !req
56. Well, I guess it is
kinda weird.Copy !req
57. All right.Copy !req
58. Then that's settled.
We're not doing it.Copy !req
59. I can't go up
any farther, guys.Copy !req
60. How do I get back down?Copy !req
61. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
62. If you're just a boy or girl
who can't say no...Copy !req
63. then you won't be able
to say no to ticketsCopy !req
64. to the Mckinley Drama Club's
presentation of...Copy !req
65. What? What?Copy !req
66. "Oklahoma!"Copy !req
67. Oh, no!Copy !req
68. No way.Copy !req
69. So come on down,
partner,Copy !req
70. and leave the ducks
and geese at home.Copy !req
71. Oh, what a beautiful evening
you'll have.Copy !req
72. Yeehaw!Copy !req
73. Okay, tickets are $2
at the box office.Copy !req
74. Don't miss it.
It's a great show.Copy !req
75. Wow. You'd look good
in that dress.Copy !req
76. Thanks.Copy !req
77. Hey. You guys wanna
rehearse today?Copy !req
78. - Hell yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
79. - Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
80. Yeah?Copy !req
81. Oh, is this your guys'
rock band?Copy !req
82. Yeah.Copy !req
83. We got an audition for
Battle of the Bands coming up.Copy !req
84. Man, winner
gets 300 bucks.Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
86. I bet you guys
are really good.Copy !req
87. I don't think so.
Come on.Copy !req
88. - Do you guys have a name?
- Yeah.Copy !req
89. Creation.Copy !req
90. No, we don't have a name.Copy !req
91. Come on.
I like that name.Copy !req
92. All right. 3:00.Copy !req
93. No. I gotta do something
with Kim at 3:00.Copy !req
94. Ahh. How about 3:01?Copy !req
95. How about 3:15?Copy !req
96. I gotta fit in
your mother.Copy !req
97. You wanna sleep
with my mom?Copy !req
98. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
99. You know, to be honest,
I don't smell so good.Copy !req
100. I could probably
use a shower.Copy !req
101. No!Copy !req
102. We have to stick
together.Copy !req
103. Hey, if we don't shower,Copy !req
104. then we are gonna
stick together.Copy !req
105. You get it?Copy !req
106. Weir!Copy !req
107. Are you ladies
having a nice timeCopy !req
108. at the beauty parlor?Copy !req
109. Um-Copy !req
110. You see, uh,
Mr. Fredricks,Copy !req
111. the thing is that-
- Schweiber?Copy !req
112. I told you guys,
everybody has to shower.Copy !req
113. Well, we- we didn't
even sweat.Copy !req
114. Smell us.Copy !req
115. Uh, you know what, Weir?Copy !req
116. I'll put that
on my "to do" list, all right?Copy !req
117. Fellas,
hit the shower.Copy !req
118. Well, see, we're gonna
be late for class,Copy !req
119. and I have an algebra test
that I cannot make up.Copy !req
120. And I can't be late
for class.Copy !req
121. Just go to class.Copy !req
122. All right. Go-Copy !req
123. Tomorrow, you will
get in the shower.Copy !req
124. And if you don't do it,
I'm gonna know about it.Copy !req
125. That guy's really into
making guys shower.Copy !req
126. Tell me about it.Copy !req
127. I've been waiting so longCopy !req
128. Yes, I've been waiting
so longCopy !req
129. I said, I've been
waitin' too longCopy !req
130. to be where I'm goin'Copy !req
131. in the sunshine
of your loveCopy !req
132. - Ahh!
- Good night, Detroit!Copy !req
133. Ahh! Yeah!Copy !req
134. That was amazing.Copy !req
135. Baby, you look so hot
when you play.Copy !req
136. I wish I could
smash this thing.Copy !req
137. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
138. What'd you think?Copy !req
139. That was
pretty amazing, huh?Copy !req
140. That was really wild.Copy !req
141. Hey. Hey, hey,
listen, uh,Copy !req
142. Lindsay came up withCopy !req
143. some great names
for the band.Copy !req
144. Tell 'em, Lindsay.Copy !req
145. Oh, yeah? I hope
it's something catchy,Copy !req
146. like, uh, the Mathletes.Copy !req
147. All right. Let's hear 'em.Copy !req
148. Well, I thought the band
needed a nameCopy !req
149. that not only said
who you were,Copy !req
150. but what you want to represent
to the audience.Copy !req
151. - So-
- Say it.Copy !req
152. Go tell 'em.Copy !req
153. Okay. Here's one.Copy !req
154. Mission Control.Copy !req
155. - No way.
- Why not?Copy !req
156. 'Cause it sounds like
some space thing.Copy !req
157. So?
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
158. Space blows?Copy !req
159. Yeah.Copy !req
160. Okay. Hey, tell 'em the next
one that you thought up.Copy !req
161. You guys are gonna
love this one.Copy !req
162. - Tell 'em.
- Okay.Copy !req
163. Anarchy's Child.Copy !req
164. No way! Boo!Copy !req
165. What does that
even mean?Copy !req
166. I don't see you guys
coming upCopy !req
167. with any names
for the band.Copy !req
168. Hello, ladies,
gentlemen.Copy !req
169. - Hello, Mr. Andopolis.
- Hey, Dad.Copy !req
170. I take it
the symphony is over.Copy !req
171. I'm sorry, Dad.
We just finished.Copy !req
172. It sounded a lot better,
though, right?Copy !req
173. Nick, can I talk to you
for a moment?Copy !req
174. Yes, sir.Copy !req
175. I'll be upstairs.Copy !req
176. Ladies, gentlemen.Copy !req
177. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
178. Hey, uh,
I'll just be a minute.Copy !req
179. Yeah, but he won't.Copy !req
180. Hey, I'm hungry.Copy !req
181. Can we get
something to eat?Copy !req
182. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
183. Hey, you working
the drivethrough?Copy !req
184. Yeah, in an hour.Copy !req
185. All right!
Let's go there,Copy !req
186. get a bunch
of free crap.Copy !req
187. You've got to at least
buy a pop, man,Copy !req
188. or I'm gonna
get caught.Copy !req
189. Hey, can't you
just wait for me?Copy !req
190. Just meet us there.Copy !req
191. This is mission control,Copy !req
192. requesting permission
to rock out.Copy !req
193. Hey, I'll wait for you.Copy !req
194. Yeah?Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. Hey, Dad, I know I'm not
supposed to play past 5:00.Copy !req
197. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
198. Well, if you're sorry,
you wouldn't keep doing this.Copy !req
199. I guess I just forgot
to look at the clock.Copy !req
200. Nick, you're
killing me here.Copy !req
201. Jeez, I keep trying
to be a good guy.Copy !req
202. You're pushing me.Copy !req
203. I'm not pushing you, Dad.Copy !req
204. You're pushing me, Nick.Copy !req
205. I want your drums
out of the basement.Copy !req
206. Dad, you already made me move
the drums out of the garage.Copy !req
207. PI...Copy !req
208. Where am I supposed
to put themCopy !req
209. if I can't keep them
in the basement?Copy !req
210. Instead of practicing
with your friends,Copy !req
211. why don't you try practicing
at keeping your grades up?Copy !req
212. 'Cause your 18th birthday
is coming up fast.Copy !req
213. You've got to maintain
a C+ average.Copy !req
214. You know our deal.Copy !req
215. Dad, I really-Copy !req
216. I don't wanna
join the army, okay?Copy !req
217. I'm not cut out
for the army.Copy !req
218. C+.Copy !req
219. It's not too much
to ask for, Nick.Copy !req
220. I'm studying
as hard as I can.Copy !req
221. Maybe I'm not smart enough
or something,Copy !req
222. but I'm doing
the best that I can.Copy !req
223. You're not working
hard enough, Nick.Copy !req
224. Yes, sir.Copy !req
225. Dad?Copy !req
226. I really think that
I can make it as a drummer.Copy !req
227. Nick, I really thought that
I could walk on the moon,Copy !req
228. but you just don't seeCopy !req
229. any moon rocks
around here, do ya?Copy !req
230. Thanks for the talk, Dad.Copy !req
231. Your mom cans
her own vegetables?Copy !req
232. Yeah.Copy !req
233. Are you okay?Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. Look, why don't you go,
um-Copy !req
236. why don't you go meet up
with those other guys?Copy !req
237. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
238. Look, Nick, I couldn't help
overhearing.Copy !req
239. And I know maybe
it's none of my business,Copy !req
240. but you're the one who told me
when I first met youCopy !req
241. that your drums are
your reason for living,Copy !req
242. and I don't think
you should let anyoneCopy !req
243. talk you out of that.Copy !req
244. You just need
to stick with itCopy !req
245. and prove everybody wrong.Copy !req
246. Is that really
what you think?Copy !req
247. Absolutely.Copy !req
248. You can do whatever you want
if you believe in yourself.Copy !req
249. No one's ever said that
to me before.Copy !req
250. Well, it's true.Copy !req
251. Thank you.Copy !req
252. Lindsay,Copy !req
253. you're, like,
the only personCopy !req
254. who's ever gotten
what I'm about.Copy !req
255. Yeah, well,
we're not that different.Copy !req
256. Except you're gonna be
a famous drummer.Copy !req
257. Yeah.Copy !req
258. Do you wanna come with me
to meet up with those guys?Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
261. I should probably change
out of these shorts first.Copy !req
262. I think they look good.Copy !req
263. It's just a lot easier
for me to drumCopy !req
264. without fabric
around my thighs.Copy !req
265. This earth ball
doesn't look like the earth.Copy !req
266. Whoa!Copy !req
267. That's it.
I'm gonna die in gym glass.Copy !req
268. Guys, okay.
Everybody hit the shower.Copy !req
269. Come on, that's it.
Good job.Copy !req
270. Good job today.Copy !req
271. Come on,
this is ridiculous.Copy !req
272. My hands are filthy.Copy !req
273. Yeah, and I can't say no
to a long, luxurious shower.Copy !req
274. No! You can't!Copy !req
275. You're on your own.Copy !req
276. I'm farshtinkener
and I'm showering.Copy !req
277. Oh, come on.
Just one more day.Copy !req
278. Come on, one.Copy !req
279. Would you quit being
such a baby?Copy !req
280. Just close your eyes,
and it'll be overCopy !req
281. before you know it.Copy !req
282. I'm with him.Copy !req
283. Oh, thanks!Copy !req
284. You know?Copy !req
285. Friends.Copy !req
286. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
287. Are, uh-Copy !req
288. Are you taking French
next year?Copy !req
289. Uh-Copy !req
290. I don't know.Copy !req
291. I'm thinking of taking German,
since I'm 1/4 German.Copy !req
292. C-could you put on
a towel?Copy !req
293. Why?Copy !req
294. Well-Copy !req
295. 'cause you're naked.Copy !req
296. Sam, our bodies
are merely a shellCopy !req
297. which conceal
our heavenly souls.Copy !req
298. Try not to get
too uptight.Copy !req
299. Auf wiedersehen.Copy !req
300. When did you get chest hair?Copy !req
301. What?
I have chest ha-Copy !req
302. Oh!
Would you look at that?Copy !req
303. Gonna slow you down
in the pool.Copy !req
304. So, you guys
are gonna do it.Copy !req
305. I mean-Copy !req
306. you're gonna
take a shower.Copy !req
307. It's just water.Copy !req
308. What could happen?Copy !req
309. Well, you could stop smelling
like my butt, for one.Copy !req
310. Oh, shoot!Copy !req
311. I was gonna
bring some cologne.Copy !req
312. I completely forgot.Copy !req
313. Nail the geeks!Copy !req
314. No! Ow! Ow!
Get away from me!Copy !req
315. Aah!
Ow!Copy !req
316. Ow!
Stop it! Stop!Copy !req
317. I hope I can
still have kids.Copy !req
318. Come on. You got hit
in the groin.Copy !req
319. You didn't have
a hysterectomy.Copy !req
320. Ow! Oh, my god!Copy !req
321. Weir, what are you doing?Copy !req
322. Look at that
head of hair, huh?Copy !req
323. You just get that cut?Copy !req
324. That is very stylish
and very, very dry.Copy !req
325. Come on. I'm not
going through this again.Copy !req
326. Off with the clothes
and into the shower.Copy !req
327. No.Copy !req
328. What?Copy !req
329. I mean-Copy !req
330. I don't feel too well.Copy !req
331. You don't feel well.Copy !req
332. You think I'm new?Copy !req
333. Now, don't pull the fake
sick crap on me. Come on.Copy !req
334. No, no, no.
I-I am sick.Copy !req
335. I'm dizzy.Copy !req
336. And-and
I have a headache.Copy !req
337. And I'm nauseous.Copy !req
338. All right, okay.Copy !req
339. Just go
to the nurse's office.Copy !req
340. Thank you.Copy !req
341. Pick up the academy award
on the way there, Weir.Copy !req
342. Sheesh.Copy !req
343. Schweiber,
put on some clothes.Copy !req
344. You look like
a 50-year-old man.Copy !req
345. Hey.Copy !req
346. Hey, I thought you guys
were practicing today.Copy !req
347. Yeah. I don't know
if those guysCopy !req
348. are coming or not.
Um-Copy !req
349. They went down
to the junkyardCopy !req
350. to get a carburetor
for Kim's gremlin.Copy !req
351. Yeah, it might
take awhile.Copy !req
352. What?Copy !req
353. No. I just-Copy !req
354. I think you guys
need to rehearse more.Copy !req
355. I thought that you said
that we were good.Copy !req
356. Yeah, but you guys
aren't good enoughCopy !req
357. to win any competitions.Copy !req
358. Thanks a lot, you know?Copy !req
359. Thanks a lot, Lindsay.Copy !req
360. No. I-Copy !req
361. Well, I mean,
it's true, Nick.Copy !req
362. If you wanna
prove your dad wrong,Copy !req
363. then the band
has to be really great,Copy !req
364. or else he's gonna
send you to the army.Copy !req
365. I know.
I know.Copy !req
366. You just need
to work harder.Copy !req
367. You think so?Copy !req
368. Uh-huh.Copy !req
369. Yeah. When I was
in the mathletes,Copy !req
370. we did logarithms until
we couldn't see straight.Copy !req
371. You know,
but it paid off.Copy !req
372. We were state champions,Copy !req
373. and we went to nationals
two years in a row.Copy !req
374. Yeah.
I don't know.Copy !req
375. Daniel isn't really
into practicing.Copy !req
376. Well, who's the leader
of this band?Copy !req
377. You or Daniel?Copy !req
378. Ooh, it's hot!Copy !req
379. It's smokin'-
it's so hotCopy !req
380. So hotCopy !req
381. On the drums.Copy !req
382. Thank you!Copy !req
383. I like it fast.Copy !req
384. Hey, uh,
listen, guys.Copy !req
385. Listen, uh,Copy !req
386. that wasn't very good.Copy !req
387. Let's try it again.Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. Let's, uh, try
"Sunshine of Your Love" again.Copy !req
390. Well, we just
played it, man.Copy !req
391. Why would we
do it again?Copy !req
392. 'Cause it wasn't, uh
it wasn't right, man.Copy !req
393. It was really sloppy,Copy !req
394. and it didn't really sound
anything like the record, so-Copy !req
395. I don't care what the record
sounds like, okay?Copy !req
396. We play it the way
we play it.Copy !req
397. Are you still buyin' pot
from the same guy?Copy !req
398. You mean me?Copy !req
399. Look, guys.Copy !req
400. I just wanna play
the song right, you know?Copy !req
401. Look, any way we play
is the right way.Copy !req
402. Not if we want to get into
Battle of the Bands-Copy !req
403. I could give a crap
about Battle of the Bands!Copy !req
404. Who cares?Copy !req
405. You were right, Lindsay.Copy !req
406. Right about what?Copy !req
407. Please. Do tell.Copy !req
408. I'll tell you.Copy !req
409. That you guys don't care,
you know?Copy !req
410. Look, maybe you guys
are just screwin' around,Copy !req
411. but I-I want us
to be good, you know?Copy !req
412. I'm tired of sucking
at everything in my life,Copy !req
413. and I wanna nail
that audition, all right?Copy !req
414. But we're not gonna
nail that auditionCopy !req
415. unless we play the songs
over and over and over againCopy !req
416. until they're perfect.Copy !req
417. All right, Daniel?Copy !req
418. So can we just play the song
right once?Copy !req
419. Please?Copy !req
420. All right?Copy !req
421. Let's play
the stupid song.Copy !req
422. Thank you.Copy !req
423. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
424. Did you hear
any sticks, man?Copy !req
425. Wait for my sticks,
all right?Copy !req
426. Gee, this is
really fun, guys.Copy !req
427. I'm glad we have a band.Copy !req
428. I've been waiting so longCopy !req
429. to be where I'm goingCopy !req
430. in the sunshine of yourCopy !req
431. loveCopy !req
432. Wow, that sucked.Copy !req
433. Royally.Copy !req
434. No, wait- hey.Copy !req
435. Hey, it sounded better.Copy !req
436. Yeah, it really did
sound better.Copy !req
437. Oh, did it, Lindsay?Copy !req
438. Do you approve?Copy !req
439. Come on, Daniel.Copy !req
440. I'm outta here.Copy !req
441. You're a piece of work,
Lindsay.Copy !req
442. Daniel, where you going?Copy !req
443. Anywhere!Copy !req
444. We need to rehearse more,
Daniel!Copy !req
445. No, you need
to rehearse more.Copy !req
446. We need to get the hell
out of here.Copy !req
447. I hate this song now.
We played it, like, six times.Copy !req
448. I never wanna hear it again.Copy !req
449. It sounded better.Copy !req
450. Who cares, man?Copy !req
451. We're in a paneled basement,
not the Silverdome.Copy !req
452. You know, you and Yoko here
have turned music into school.Copy !req
453. What are you gonna do,Copy !req
454. start handing out
band homework?Copy !req
455. I just wanna
play the song right, Daniel!Copy !req
456. Then go join
the marching band, geek.Copy !req
457. You know what?
Shut up!Copy !req
458. At least
the marching band canCopy !req
459. play something right
twice in a row!Copy !req
460. You are a dumb ass,
Andopolis!Copy !req
461. Rock 'n' roll
don't come from your brain.Copy !req
462. It comes from your crotch.Copy !req
463. And if you ever got any,
Mr. Cute Shorts,Copy !req
464. you'd know that.Copy !req
465. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
466. I quit.Copy !req
467. Fine!Copy !req
468. I guess that means I quit.Copy !req
469. Fine! Quit!Copy !req
470. You're not even good enough
to be in Creation!Copy !req
471. Thanks a lot, Lindsay.Copy !req
472. I don't get it.Copy !req
473. What do they have
that we don't?Copy !req
474. Good bodies.Copy !req
475. So he can throw her
over his shoulder?Copy !req
476. Big deal.Copy !req
477. He should
use his legs more.Copy !req
478. He's gonna throw out
his back.Copy !req
479. I don't know.
I mean-Copy !req
480. my mom says
that women preferCopy !req
481. guys with
a good sense of humor.Copy !req
482. But you're not
very funny.Copy !req
483. Screw you.
I'm hilarious.Copy !req
484. Ooh, how witty.Copy !req
485. Get this guy on
"Hollywood Squares."Copy !req
486. I overheard
that Todd ShellingerCopy !req
487. takes off his shirt
when he makes out.Copy !req
488. Why would he do that?Copy !req
489. Why would anybody
do that?Copy !req
490. Probably to show off
his chest hair.Copy !req
491. I know that's
what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
492. Go ahead, laugh,Copy !req
493. but all cool guys
have hairy chests:Copy !req
494. Selleck, Reynolds,
Rockford.Copy !req
495. Hey, what about Mork?Copy !req
496. He's got more hair
on his handCopy !req
497. than Sam has in his pits.Copy !req
498. Shut up!Copy !req
499. Will girls ever like us?Copy !req
500. I think our best play
is to go forCopy !req
501. the smart,
sexy librarian type.Copy !req
502. You know,
she's sweet and shy,Copy !req
503. but then she takes off
her glasses andCopy !req
504. Like Bailey on
"WKRP in Cincinnati."Copy !req
505. Yup.Copy !req
506. But Cindy Sanders
is like a librarian type.Copy !req
507. Yeah. Librarian for
the Playboy mansion.Copy !req
508. This Push-Up's
too hard to push up.Copy !req
509. Oh!Copy !req
510. - Oh, man!
- Gross!Copy !req
511. Oh, you're sick.Copy !req
512. Oh, my god.
It's cold.Copy !req
513. Hey.Copy !req
514. So, where is everybody?Copy !req
515. No idea.Copy !req
516. Well, that's kinda weird,
isn't it?Copy !req
517. I mean, that no one
is around,Copy !req
518. not that you don't have
any idea where anyone is.Copy !req
519. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
520. Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
521. Thanks for breaking up
the band.Copy !req
522. What?Copy !req
523. What?Copy !req
524. I didn't
break up the band.Copy !req
525. I just thought you guys
should learn one song.Copy !req
526. So, you admit it.Copy !req
527. Yes, I admit it.
I-Copy !req
528. God!
How could I be so awfulCopy !req
529. to suggest that you actually
play an entire songCopy !req
530. correctly
all the way through?Copy !req
531. God knows Zeppelin only plays
half of "Stairway to Heaven,"Copy !req
532. and The Who never even
practices "Teenage Wasteland."Copy !req
533. "Baba O'Riley."Copy !req
534. What?Copy !req
535. The name of the song
is "Baba O'Riley."Copy !req
536. - Oh.
- It's on "Who's Next?"Copy !req
537. You know, I didn't
break up the band.Copy !req
538. I just wanted
to help Nick.Copy !req
539. Nick doesn't need
any help.Copy !req
540. How can you say that?Copy !req
541. If he doesn't make it
as a drummer,Copy !req
542. then he has to go
into the army.Copy !req
543. What?Copy !req
544. He's not gonna make it
as a drummer.Copy !req
545. So why don't you just
let him have some funCopy !req
546. before he has to ship off?Copy !req
547. Yeah? Well, you sound
just like his dad.Copy !req
548. Well, maybe
his dad is right.Copy !req
549. I can't believe
you're saying that.Copy !req
550. Lindsay, he's not gonna be
the next Keith Moon.Copy !req
551. So if he's got someplace to go
that's gonna take care of him,Copy !req
552. why don't you just stay
out of his way?Copy !req
553. Daniel, that is not
how it has to be.Copy !req
554. Oh.Copy !req
555. Okay.Copy !req
556. Schweiber.Copy !req
557. Here.Copy !req
558. - Trinsky.
- Ich bin hier.Copy !req
559. Weir.Copy !req
560. Weir!Copy !req
561. Anybody seen Weir?Copy !req
562. Weir!Copy !req
563. Yeah, man,
and this kid,Copy !req
564. he was, like,
"Redrum! Redrum!"Copy !req
565. Get it, man,
redrum's "murder" backwards.Copy !req
566. Hey! Come on.Copy !req
567. This ain't tea
with the queen.Copy !req
568. You leave now,
you're still 10 minutesCopy !req
569. late to class.Copy !req
570. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
571. Redrum.Copy !req
572. Ah, get out of here,
you nut!Copy !req
573. Who was that?Copy !req
574. Who's in there?Copy !req
575. Hey, you know
it's a little easierCopy !req
576. if you sit down
and drop your pants.Copy !req
577. Hey!Copy !req
578. Hey.Copy !req
579. So, uh, how come you weren't
in English today?Copy !req
580. I bailed.Copy !req
581. The, uh, whole band
breaking up thingCopy !req
582. has gotten me really down.Copy !req
583. You know?Copy !req
584. Yeah, well,
it shouldn't.Copy !req
585. And it wasn't
a real band.Copy !req
586. Those guys were
just screwing around.Copy !req
587. You're the only one
trying to be a professional.Copy !req
588. Yeah.Copy !req
589. I still don't have a band
though, you know?Copy !req
590. Well, maybe you
could join this one.Copy !req
591. What are you talking about?Copy !req
592. Dimension is looking
for a new drummer?Copy !req
593. Yeah, it was up
at the record store.Copy !req
594. These guys are, like,
the top working band in Detroit!Copy !req
595. I saw them open for Jethro Tull
at Cobo Hall last year.Copy !req
596. Tull could barely
follow them.Copy !req
597. Oh, man!Copy !req
598. You could be getting paid
to drum, like a real job.Copy !req
599. Oh, hell, yeah!Copy !req
600. Oh, man, I gotta go
call these guysCopy !req
601. and set up an audition.Copy !req
602. And then I gotta go practice.
It's-Copy !req
603. it's not 5:00 yet,
is it?Copy !req
604. - Mm-mm.
- Yeah!Copy !req
605. Oh!Copy !req
606. Thank you.Copy !req
607. You're welcome.Copy !req
608. I don't want to get naked
in front of other guys.Copy !req
609. Well, who does?Copy !req
610. Do you know how many men have
seen me naked in my lifetime?Copy !req
611. A lot.Copy !req
612. Do you think I'm
comfortable with it?Copy !req
613. No, but I live with it.Copy !req
614. I just don't want them
to tease me.Copy !req
615. Oh, who would tease you?Copy !req
616. All right, look,
here's what you do.Copy !req
617. You tell them
you're proud of your body.Copy !req
618. That'll show 'em.Copy !req
619. Sam, you have
a beautiful body.Copy !req
620. Doesn't he, Harold?Copy !req
621. Yes.Copy !req
622. I just said
he had a beautiful body.Copy !req
623. Those other boys are
probably just jealous.Copy !req
624. Lindsay, tell your brother
what a beautiful body he has.Copy !req
625. - Mom!
- Mom!Copy !req
626. - Lindsay.
- What?Copy !req
627. Your mother asked you
to tell your brotherCopy !req
628. that he has
a beautiful body.Copy !req
629. That is so stupid.Copy !req
630. Lindsay, tell him.Copy !req
631. It's not gonna help him.Copy !req
632. Lindsay,
just say the words.Copy !req
633. It'll make him
feel better.Copy !req
634. Sam,Copy !req
635. you have a beautiful body.Copy !req
636. You're an adonis,
a slab of beef.Copy !req
637. If I wasn't your sisterCopy !req
638. oh, my god.Copy !req
639. Lindsay, can it!Copy !req
640. See, sweetheart?Copy !req
641. Wow!Copy !req
642. That was great, Paul.Copy !req
643. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
644. I never played on a drum kit
this small before.Copy !req
645. I'm sure it'll be fine.Copy !req
646. Hey, are you Nick?Copy !req
647. Yeah.Copy !req
648. - Hey, I'm Scott.
- Hello, Scott.Copy !req
649. This is Alex,
and that's Vance.Copy !req
650. Hey, Alex.
Hello, Vance.Copy !req
651. - How's it goin', man?
- Great.Copy !req
652. I hope this kit's
okay with you.Copy !req
653. Oh, yeah.
No, it's fine.Copy !req
654. The one I normally play on
is a lot bigger.Copy !req
655. Oh, wow, really?
How many piece?Copy !req
656. 29.Copy !req
657. Whoa!Copy !req
658. 29-piece kit.Copy !req
659. Wow, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
660. You should
be auditioning us.Copy !req
661. Psh. Yeah, right.
Right?Copy !req
662. I saw you guys open
for Jethro TullCopy !req
663. at Cobo Hall last year.Copy !req
664. You guys blew them away.Copy !req
665. Yeah, well, you must've been
there Friday night,Copy !req
666. 'cause Saturday night
we got booed off the stage.Copy !req
667. We didn't get booed
off the stage.Copy !req
668. So what do you say?
You wanna jam or what?Copy !req
669. Yeah!Copy !req
670. Cool.Copy !req
671. Let's rock it, man.Copy !req
672. Cool. Jump on.Copy !req
673. You call the tune.Copy !req
674. Um, how about
a little Cream?Copy !req
675. Yeah, let's do "Crossroads."Copy !req
676. What do you, uh- what about
"Sunshine of Your Love"?Copy !req
677. I hate that song.
Let's do "Crossroads."Copy !req
678. We do it live.Copy !req
679. No problem.
All right.Copy !req
680. Count it off, my man.Copy !req
681. All right.Copy !req
682. Yeah.Copy !req
683. That was good, but let's
try it a little bit tighter.Copy !req
684. - Tighter?
- Yeah.Copy !req
685. All right.
Let's do it.Copy !req
686. - Count it off.
- Right.Copy !req
687. Hold it.
Yeah, hold it.Copy !req
688. Hold on. Let's try it
just a little bit quicker pace.Copy !req
689. Oh, a quicker pace.Copy !req
690. - Yeah, just a little bit.
- Okay.Copy !req
691. Sorry 'bout that.
Ready?Copy !req
692. All right,
here we go.Copy !req
693. Count it off.Copy !req
694. I went down to the crossroadsCopy !req
695. Got down on my kneesCopy !req
696. Got to the crossroadsCopy !req
697. Dropped down on my kneesCopy !req
698. Asked the Lord above
for mercyCopy !req
699. Save me if you pleaseCopy !req
700. - Great.
- All right. Great job, man.Copy !req
701. Cool. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
702. What do you mean?
That's it?Copy !req
703. What, that's it?Copy !req
704. Yeah. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
705. I- I, uh-Copy !req
706. Hey, uh, good luck with
that 29-piecer, man.Copy !req
707. Maybe someday, you'll
knock it up to an even 30.Copy !req
708. Thanks.Copy !req
709. So, what are you
gonna do now?Copy !req
710. Join the army,
I guess.Copy !req
711. No. I mean,
right now.Copy !req
712. Do you want to go
to the record store or anything?Copy !req
713. I suck, Lindsay.Copy !req
714. No, you don't.Copy !req
715. You were in there
with me, right?Copy !req
716. You- you heard me playing?Copy !req
717. I was a joke.Copy !req
718. You know, Nick,
those guysCopy !req
719. are five years older
than you.Copy !req
720. In five years, you're gonna
be way better than they are.Copy !req
721. No, I'm not.Copy !req
722. Sometimes I go down
in my basement,Copy !req
723. and I put on a live album,Copy !req
724. I can see myself
on the stage.Copy !req
725. Do you understand
what I mean?Copy !req
726. I can see it.Copy !req
727. And I'm playing
a ten minute solo,Copy !req
728. and I'm on one of those
hydraulic risers, you know,Copy !req
729. that make the drum kit
go way up high,Copy !req
730. like I'm Peter Criss
or something.Copy !req
731. Oh, man.Copy !req
732. I'm not gonna be that guy.Copy !req
733. I'm never gonna be
that guy.Copy !req
734. I'll be lucky
if I get to be the guyCopy !req
735. who pushes the button
and makes the riser go up,Copy !req
736. but I'm not even gonna be
that guy.Copy !req
737. I'm not even gonna be
that guyCopy !req
738. 'cause I can't even
keep a C+ average, man.Copy !req
739. Well, Nick, I could-Copy !req
740. I can help you
get your grades up.Copy !req
741. He's gonna make me
join the army.Copy !req
742. Oh, man, I'm gonna
have to join the army.Copy !req
743. I'm gonna be surrounded
by a group of psychopathsCopy !req
744. like my brothers
and like my dad.Copy !req
745. Nick, come on.Copy !req
746. That's not gonna
happen to you.Copy !req
747. I wouldn't let it.Copy !req
748. Oh, my god.Copy !req
749. I'm done, man.Copy !req
750. I'm done.Copy !req
751. What is wrong
with them?Copy !req
752. Why do they think that
hitting people with towelsCopy !req
753. is still funny?Copy !req
754. If it wasn't usCopy !req
755. it would be kinda funny.Copy !req
756. Afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
757. Hey,
have you lost weight?Copy !req
758. Shut up!Copy !req
759. Get out of my way.Copy !req
760. I'm gonna
take a shower.Copy !req
761. Look who finally decided
to take a shower.Copy !req
762. Nice pecs, Weir.Copy !req
763. You look like
a flatchested girl.Copy !req
764. Flatchested girl.Copy !req
765. Well, I'm proud
of my body.Copy !req
766. Oh, he's proud of his body.Copy !req
767. Oh, well, you should be proud.
Look at this.Copy !req
768. Get out of my way.Copy !req
769. Maybe you should show it
to everybody then,Copy !req
770. - Huh, Weir?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
771. Come on, guys.
Guys, come on, don't-Copy !req
772. I wouldn't want you
to miss class.Copy !req
773. Oh, come on!Copy !req
774. Let me in!
Mr. Fredricks!Copy !req
775. So, uh, how long
have you been teaching?Copy !req
776. Two months.Copy !req
777. Two months?
Do you like it?Copy !req
778. I love it.
I love it, too.Copy !req
779. Mr. Fredricks!Copy !req
780. Oh, I'm sorry, Weir.Copy !req
781. I forgot to take that!Copy !req
782. God!Copy !req
783. Got some shorts
in my locker.Copy !req
784. Why?Copy !req
785. Sam, Alan's gone.Copy !req
786. It's all clear,
you can come back now.Copy !req
787. Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
788. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
789. Can I, uh- can I talk to you
for a second?Copy !req
790. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
791. Yeah?
Come on.Copy !req
792. Streaker!Copy !req
793. Go, Sam! Go!Copy !req
794. But where you from?Copy !req
795. I'm from here.Copy !req
796. I actually
live down the street.Copy !req
797. You're from right here?Copy !req
798. - Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my-Copy !req
799. Yeah, right.
You know-Copy !req
800. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
801. Well, what the hell
are you looking at?Copy !req
802. Weir, the shower's
that way.Copy !req
803. I just wanted you to know
I can't stopCopy !req
804. thinking about
that kiss.Copy !req
805. Oh, good.Copy !req
806. It really meant a lot to me.Copy !req
807. I'm glad.Copy !req
808. Let's, uh, go out
to the patio.Copy !req
809. Patio?Copy !req
810. I thought you were fighting
with those guys.Copy !req
811. Yeah, we were,
but not anymore.Copy !req
812. We fight like that
all the time.Copy !req
813. - It doesn't mean anything.
- Oh.Copy !req
814. They heard what happened
at the audition.Copy !req
815. They came over last night,
we're cool.Copy !req
816. No, you guys,
I'm serious.Copy !req
817. I think my mom, like,Copy !req
818. wants to come see the band
play or something.Copy !req
819. When she gets
out of rehab?Copy !req
820. Shut up.Copy !req
821. Ringo Starr.Copy !req
822. You finally got
your wish, Nick.Copy !req
823. You're as good a drummer
as John Bonham.Copy !req
824. Of course he's dead.Copy !req
825. You should've seen the looks
on those guys' faces, man.Copy !req
826. I think I ruined their
love of music forever.Copy !req
827. Hey, hey, is Dimension
gonna charge youCopy !req
828. for the pee stain
you left on the drum seat?Copy !req
829. Shut up.
Look, Dimension sucks, man.Copy !req
830. You're too good for them.Copy !req
831. I saw 'em open for Tull,Copy !req
832. they got
booed off the stage.Copy !req
833. Thanks a lot, man.Copy !req
834. Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
835. We have to talk.Copy !req
836. So are we gonna rehearse
at your house today,Copy !req
837. or is the old man
gonna pop a vein?Copy !req
838. You are such a slut.Copy !req
839. No. it's cool.
We just gotta be out by 5:00.Copy !req
840. Hey, let's play
some real songs for once.Copy !req
841. I wrote out some Iggy Pop
and Ramones songs.Copy !req
842. Aw, the Ramones?Copy !req
843. The Ramones only play,
like, three chords, man.Copy !req
844. All right,
so I'll learn another one.Copy !req
845. I gotta pee.Copy !req
846. I heard that
you jumped him.Copy !req
847. What?Copy !req
848. You don't have
to act innocent, Lindsay,Copy !req
849. I know you're a slut.Copy !req
850. I'm pretty sure
Cindy didn't see you.Copy !req
851. And if she did, it was just
with her peripheral vision, soCopy !req
852. you know, it wouldn't be bad
if people saw my back.Copy !req
853. But my front's
a whole 'nother story, you know?Copy !req
854. Maybe I could transfer
to another school.Copy !req
855. Well, well, well.Copy !req
856. Hey, Weir, that was fun
in gym class today, huh?Copy !req
857. Leave me alone.Copy !req
858. I heard they're bringing
in the psychiatristCopy !req
859. for all the kids
who had to see you naked.Copy !req
860. Shut up, Alan.Copy !req
861. - There he is!
- Whoo!Copy !req
862. Hey, Sam,
I heard you streaked!Copy !req
863. Way to go!Copy !req
864. Hey, shut up!Copy !req
865. All right, Sam.Copy !req
866. You guys are losers,
and you always will be.Copy !req
867. Then how come
you're the oneCopy !req
868. riding home
with no friends?Copy !req
869. You're like a god.Copy !req
870. People are gonna
worship you.Copy !req
871. I play so much better
when you're around.Copy !req
872. Hey, I want
to play it again.Copy !req
873. Put more dry ice
in the bucket.Copy !req
874. Sure.Copy !req
875. Thanks.Copy !req