1. You look a little bit
like my grandpa.Copy !req
2. Oh, is your grandpa super cool?Copy !req
3. All right. Simmer down, petunias.
We've got a busy week ahead of us.Copy !req
4. It's time to start training for
the president's physical fitness test.Copy !req
5. Jimmy carter's a wimp.Copy !req
6. Can it, White.Copy !req
7. We're gonna start on upper-body
strength with a little rope-climbing.Copy !req
8. Yeah. That's gonna help us
get into a good college.Copy !req
9. Oh, one more thing.
New district policy.Copy !req
10. Everybody must take a shower
after class,Copy !req
11. starting today.Copy !req
12. And I'll check for wet hair,
so don't think you can pull a fast one.Copy !req
13. Is Weir allowed to shower with us?
'cause he's a woman.Copy !req
14. Come on, ladies, let's move!Copy !req
15. Get up there.Copy !req
16. Kiss the beam, you're on my team.Copy !req
17. What do I look like,
a freakin' Tarzan?Copy !req
18. Come on, Bill.Copy !req
19. They cannot make us take a shower.Copy !req
20. This is school.
They can make us do anything.Copy !req
21. Don't you think it's kinda weirdCopy !req
22. that they want us to,
you know... get naked?Copy !req
23. It's not a burlesque show, Sam.
They just want us to shower.Copy !req
24. What are you guys talking about?
Stop lookin' up my shorts.Copy !req
25. Why would we?
There's nothing to see.Copy !req
26. Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman.Copy !req
27. There is something to see.Copy !req
28. Well, I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
29. Why, because you don't
have any pit hair?Copy !req
30. I have pit hair.
Besides, I think it's kinda weirdCopy !req
31. that you wanna get naked
in front of everybody.Copy !req
32. Hey, Schweiber.Copy !req
33. You gonna show us your circumcision
in the showers today?Copy !req
34. Yeah. Take a number.Copy !req
35. Well, I guess it is kinda weird.Copy !req
36. Then that's settled.
We're not doing it.Copy !req
37. I can't go up any farther, guys.Copy !req
38. How do I get back down?Copy !req
39. Hi, everybody. If you're just
a boy or girl who can't say no...Copy !req
40. Then you won't be able to say noCopy !req
41. to tickets to the McKinley
drama club's presentation of...Copy !req
42. What? What?Copy !req
43. Oklahoma!Copy !req
44. - Oh, no!
- No way.Copy !req
45. So come on down, and pardner,
leave the ducks and geese at home.Copy !req
46. Oh, what a beautiful
evening you'll have.Copy !req
47. OK. Tickets are $2.00
at the box office.Copy !req
48. Don't miss it.
It's a great show.Copy !req
49. Wow. You'd look good in that dress.Copy !req
50. - You guys wanna rehearse today?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
51. - Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
52. Is this your guys' rock band?Copy !req
53. Yeah. We gotta audition for
a battle of the bands coming up.Copy !req
54. The winner gets 300 bucks.Copy !req
55. I bet you guys are really good.Copy !req
56. I don't think so.Copy !req
57. - Do you guys have a name?
- Yeah.Copy !req
58. Creation.Copy !req
59. No, we don't have a name.Copy !req
60. Come on.
I like that name.Copy !req
61. All right. 3:00.Copy !req
62. No. I gotta do something
with Kim at 3:00.Copy !req
63. How about 3:01?Copy !req
64. How about 3:15?
I gotta fit in your mother.Copy !req
65. You wanna sleep with my mom?Copy !req
66. You know, to be honest,
I don't smell so good.Copy !req
67. I could probably use a shower.Copy !req
68. No! We have to stick together.Copy !req
69. Hey, if we don't shower,Copy !req
70. then we are gonna stick together.Copy !req
71. You get it?Copy !req
72. Weir!Copy !req
73. Are you ladies having a nice time
at the beauty parlor?Copy !req
74. You see, uh...
Mr. Fredricks, the thing is that...Copy !req
75. I told you guys,
everybody has to shower.Copy !req
76. Well... we didn't even sweat.Copy !req
77. Smell us.Copy !req
78. You know, Weir,
I'll put that on my "to do" list.Copy !req
79. Fellas, hit the shower.Copy !req
80. See, we're gonna be late for class,Copy !req
81. and I have an algebra test
that I cannot make up.Copy !req
82. And I can't be late for class.Copy !req
83. Just go to class.Copy !req
84. All right. Tomorrow,
you will get in the shower.Copy !req
85. And if you don't do it,
I'm gonna know about it.Copy !req
86. That guy's really into
making guys shower.Copy !req
87. Tell me about it.Copy !req
88. That was amazing.Copy !req
89. You look so hot when you play.Copy !req
90. I wish I could smash this thing.Copy !req
91. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
92. What'd you think?
That was pretty amazing, huh?Copy !req
93. That was really wild.Copy !req
94. Hey. Hey, hey, listen, uh,Copy !req
95. Lindsay came up with some
great names for the band.Copy !req
96. Tell them, Lindsay.Copy !req
97. Oh, yeah? I hope
it's something catchy,Copy !req
98. like, uh, the math-letes.Copy !req
99. All right.
Let's hear 'em.Copy !req
100. Well, I thought the band
needed a nameCopy !req
101. that not only said who you were,Copy !req
102. but what you want to
represent to the audience.Copy !req
103. - So...
- Say it.Copy !req
104. Go tell 'em.Copy !req
105. OK. Here's one.Copy !req
106. Mission control.Copy !req
107. - No way.
- Why not?Copy !req
108. 'cause it sounds like
some space thing.Copy !req
109. So? What's wrong with that?Copy !req
110. Space blows.Copy !req
111. Tell 'em the next one
that you thought up.Copy !req
112. You guys are gonna love
this one. Tell 'em.Copy !req
113. Anarchy's child.Copy !req
114. No way! Boo!Copy !req
115. What does that even mean?Copy !req
116. I don't see you guys coming up
with any names for the band.Copy !req
117. Hello, ladies, gentlemen.Copy !req
118. Hello, Mr. Andopolis.Copy !req
119. I take it the symphony's over.Copy !req
120. I'm sorry, Dad.
We just finished.Copy !req
121. It sounded a lot better,
though, right?Copy !req
122. Nick, can I talk to you
for a moment?Copy !req
123. Yes, sir.Copy !req
124. I'll be upstairs.Copy !req
125. Ladies, gentlemen...Copy !req
126. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
127. - I'll just be a minute, you know.
- Yeah, but he won't.Copy !req
128. I'm hungry.
Can we get something to eat?Copy !req
129. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
130. - You working the drive-through?
- Yeah, in an hour.Copy !req
131. All right! Let's go there,
get a bunch of free crap.Copy !req
132. You've got to at least buy a pop,
or I'm gonnahe get caught.Copy !req
133. Can't you just wait for me?Copy !req
134. Just meet us there.Copy !req
135. This is Mission control
requesting permission to rock out.Copy !req
136. Hey, I'll wait for you.Copy !req
137. Hey, Dad, I know I'm not
supposed to play past 5:00.Copy !req
138. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
139. If you're sorry,
you wouldn't keep doing this.Copy !req
140. I guess I just forgot
to look at the clock.Copy !req
141. Nick, you're killing me here.
Jeez, I keep trying to be a good guy,Copy !req
142. - you're pushing me.
- I'm not pushing you, Dad.Copy !req
143. You're pushing me, Nick.Copy !req
144. I want your drums
out of the basement.Copy !req
145. Dad, you already made me move
the drums out of the garage.Copy !req
146. Where am I supposed to put them if
I can't keep them in the basement?Copy !req
147. Instead of practicing
with your friends,Copy !req
148. why don't you try practicing
at keeping your grades up?Copy !req
149. 'cause your 18th birthday's
coming up fast.Copy !req
150. You've got to maintain a C+ average.Copy !req
151. You know our deal.Copy !req
152. Dad, I really... I don't
wanna join the army, OK?Copy !req
153. I'm not cut out for the army.Copy !req
154. C+. It's not too much
to ask for, Nick.Copy !req
155. I'm studying as hard as I can.Copy !req
156. Maybe I'm not smart enough,
but I'm doing the best that I can.Copy !req
157. You're not working
hard enough, Nick.Copy !req
158. Yes, sir.Copy !req
159. Dad?Copy !req
160. I really think that I can
make it as a drummer.Copy !req
161. I really thought
that I could walk on the moon,Copy !req
162. but you just don't see any
moon rocks around here, do ya?Copy !req
163. Thanks for the talk, dad.Copy !req
164. You mom cans her own vegetables?Copy !req
165. Are you OK?Copy !req
166. Look, why don't you go, um...Copy !req
167. Why don't you go meet up
with those other guys?Copy !req
168. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
169. Look, Nick, I couldn't help
overhearing.Copy !req
170. And I know maybe
it's none of my business,Copy !req
171. but you're the one who told me that
your drums are your reason for living,Copy !req
172. and I don't think you should
let anyone talk you out of that.Copy !req
173. You just need to stick with it
and prove everybody wrong.Copy !req
174. - Is that really what you think?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
175. You can do whatever you want
if you believe in yourself.Copy !req
176. No one's ever said that
to me before.Copy !req
177. Well, it's true.Copy !req
178. Thank you.Copy !req
179. Lindsay...Copy !req
180. You're like the only person
who's ever gotten what I'm about.Copy !req
181. Yeah, well, we're not
that different...Copy !req
182. Except you're gonna be
a famous drummer.Copy !req
183. Do you wanna come with me
to meet up with those guys?Copy !req
184. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
185. I should probably change
out of these shorts first.Copy !req
186. I think they look good.Copy !req
187. It's just a lot easier for me to
drum without fabric on my thighs.Copy !req
188. This earth ball doesn't
look like the earth.Copy !req
189. Watch out!Copy !req
190. That's it.
I'm gonna die in gym class.Copy !req
191. OK, everybody hit the shower.Copy !req
192. Come on, that's it.
Good job.Copy !req
193. Good job today.Copy !req
194. Come on, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
195. My hands are filthy.Copy !req
196. Yeah, and I can't say no to a long,
luxurious shower.Copy !req
197. No! You can't!Copy !req
198. You're on your own.
I'm farshtinkiner, and I'm showering.Copy !req
199. Oh, come on.
Just one more day.Copy !req
200. Would you quit being such a baby?Copy !req
201. Just close your eyes,
and it'll be over before you know it.Copy !req
202. I'm with him.Copy !req
203. Oh, thanks!Copy !req
204. You know?Copy !req
205. Friends.Copy !req
206. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
207. Are you taking French next year?Copy !req
208. I don't know.Copy !req
209. I'm thinking of taking German,
since I'm 1/4 German.Copy !req
210. C-could you put on a towel?Copy !req
211. Why?Copy !req
212. Well...
'cause you're naked?Copy !req
213. Sam, our bodies are merely a shellCopy !req
214. which conceal our heavenly souls.Copy !req
215. Try not to get too uptight.
Auf wiedersehen.Copy !req
216. When did you get chest hair?Copy !req
217. What? I have chest ha...Copy !req
218. Oh! Would you look at that?Copy !req
219. It'll slow you down in the pool.Copy !req
220. So, you guys are gonna do it.
I mean...Copy !req
221. You're gonna take a shower.Copy !req
222. It's just water. What could happen?Copy !req
223. Well, you could stop smelling
like my butt, for one.Copy !req
224. Oh, shoot! I was gonna bring some
cologne. I completely forgot.Copy !req
225. Nail the geeks!Copy !req
226. I hope I can still have kids.Copy !req
227. Come on. You got hit in the groin.
You didn't have a hysterectomy.Copy !req
228. Weir, what are you doing?Copy !req
229. Look at that head of hair, huh?
You just get that cut?Copy !req
230. That is very stylish
and very, very dry.Copy !req
231. Come on. I'm not
going through this again.Copy !req
232. Off with the clothes
and into the shower.Copy !req
233. What?Copy !req
234. I mean...Copy !req
235. I don't feel too well.Copy !req
236. You don't feel well.Copy !req
237. You think I'm new?Copy !req
238. Don't pull the fake
sick crap on me. Come on.Copy !req
239. I am sick.Copy !req
240. I'm dizzy...Copy !req
241. and I have a headache,
and I'm nauseous.Copy !req
242. All right, OK. Just go
to the nurse's office.Copy !req
243. Pick up the Academy Award
on the way there, Weir.Copy !req
244. Schweiber, put on some clothes.
You look like a 50-year-old man.Copy !req
245. Hey, I thought you guys
were practicing today.Copy !req
246. Yeah. I don't know if those guys
are coming or not.Copy !req
247. They went down to the junkyardCopy !req
248. to get a carburetor
for Kim's Gremlin.Copy !req
249. Yeah, it might take a while.Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. No. I just...Copy !req
252. I think you guys
need to rehearse more.Copy !req
253. I thought that you said
that we were good.Copy !req
254. Yeah, but you guys aren't good
enough to win any competitions.Copy !req
255. Thanks a lot, you know?
Thanks a lot, Lindsay.Copy !req
256. No. I...Copy !req
257. Well, I mean, it's true, Nick.Copy !req
258. If you wanna prove
your dad wrong, then...Copy !req
259. the band has to be really great,Copy !req
260. or else he's gonna
send you to the army.Copy !req
261. I know.Copy !req
262. You just need to work harder.Copy !req
263. You think so?Copy !req
264. Yeah. When I was in the mathletes,Copy !req
265. we did logarithms until
we couldn't see straight.Copy !req
266. You know, but it paid off.Copy !req
267. We were state champions,Copy !req
268. and we went to nationals
2 years in a row.Copy !req
269. I don't know.
Daniel isn't really into practicing.Copy !req
270. Well, who's the leader of this band?
You or Daniel?Copy !req
271. - Thank you!
- I like it fast.Copy !req
272. Listen, guys...Copy !req
273. Listen, uh...Copy !req
274. That wasn't very good.
Let's try it again.Copy !req
275. What?Copy !req
276. Let's try
Sunshine of your Love again.Copy !req
277. We just played it, man.
Why would we do it again?Copy !req
278. 'cause it wasn't...
It wasn't right, man.Copy !req
279. It was really sloppy, and it didn't
really sound anything like the record.Copy !req
280. I don't care what
the record sounds like, OK?Copy !req
281. We play it the way we play it.Copy !req
282. Are you still buyin' pot
from the same guy?Copy !req
283. You mean me?Copy !req
284. Look, guys... I just wanna
play the song right, you know?Copy !req
285. Look, any way we play
is the right way.Copy !req
286. Not if we want to get into
Battle of the Bands.Copy !req
287. I could give a crap about
Battle of the Bands!Copy !req
288. Who cares?Copy !req
289. You were right, Lindsay.Copy !req
290. Right about what?Copy !req
291. Please. Do tell.Copy !req
292. I'll tell you.
That you guys don't care, you know?Copy !req
293. Look, maybe you guys
are just screwin' around,Copy !req
294. but I want us to be good, you know?Copy !req
295. I'm tired of sucking
at everything in my life,Copy !req
296. and I wanna nail
that audition, all right?Copy !req
297. But we're not gonna
nail that auditionCopy !req
298. unless we play the songs
over and over and over againCopy !req
299. until they're perfect.Copy !req
300. All right, Daniel? So can we just
play the song right once?Copy !req
301. Please?Copy !req
302. All right?Copy !req
303. - Let's play the stupid song.
- Thank you.Copy !req
304. Did you hear any sticks, man?Copy !req
305. Wait for my sticks, all right?Copy !req
306. Gee, this is really fun, guys.Copy !req
307. I'm glad we have a band.Copy !req
308. - Well, that sucked.
- Royally.Copy !req
309. No, hey.
Hey, it sounded better.Copy !req
310. - Yeah, it really did sound better.
- Oh, did it, Lindsay?Copy !req
311. Do you approve?Copy !req
312. - Come on, Daniel.
- I'm outta here.Copy !req
313. You're a piece of work, Lindsay.Copy !req
314. - Daniel, where you going?
- Anywhere!Copy !req
315. - We need to rehearse more!
- No, you need to rehearse more!Copy !req
316. We need to get the hell out of here!Copy !req
317. I hate this song now. We played it
6 times. I never wanna hear it again.Copy !req
318. It sounded better.Copy !req
319. Who cares, man?Copy !req
320. We're in a paneled basement,
not the Silverdome.Copy !req
321. You know, you and Yoko here
have turned music into school.Copy !req
322. What are you gonna do,
start handing out band homework?Copy !req
323. I just wanna play
the song right, Daniel!Copy !req
324. - Then go join the marching band, geek.
- You know what? Shut up!Copy !req
325. At least the marching band can play
something right twice in a row!Copy !req
326. You are a dumb-ass, Andopolis!Copy !req
327. Rock'n roll don't come from your brain.
It comes from your crotch.Copy !req
328. And if you ever got any,
Mr. Cute shorts,Copy !req
329. you'd know that.Copy !req
330. Let's get out of here.
I quit.Copy !req
331. - Fine!
- I guess that means I quit.Copy !req
332. Fine! Quit!Copy !req
333. You're not even good enough
to be in Creation!Copy !req
334. Thanks a lot, Lindsay.Copy !req
335. I don't get it.Copy !req
336. What do they have that we don't?Copy !req
337. Good bodies.Copy !req
338. So he can throw her
over his shoulder.Copy !req
339. Big deal.Copy !req
340. He should use his legs more.Copy !req
341. He's gonna throw out his back.Copy !req
342. I don't know.Copy !req
343. I mean, my mom says that women prefer
guys with a good sense of humor.Copy !req
344. But you're not very funny.Copy !req
345. Screw you! I'm hilarious.Copy !req
346. Ooh, how witty.Copy !req
347. Get this guy on Hollywood squares.Copy !req
348. I overheard that Todd ShellingerCopy !req
349. takes off his shirt
when he makes out.Copy !req
350. Why would he do that?Copy !req
351. Why would anybody do that?Copy !req
352. Probably to show off his chest hair.
I know that's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
353. Go ahead, laugh,Copy !req
354. but all cool guys have hairy chests:Copy !req
355. Selleck, Reynolds, Rockford.Copy !req
356. Hey, what about Mork?Copy !req
357. He's got more hair on his hand
than Sam has in his pits.Copy !req
358. Shut up!Copy !req
359. Will girls ever like us?Copy !req
360. I think our best
play is to go for...Copy !req
361. the smart, sexy librarian type.Copy !req
362. You know, she's sweet and shy,Copy !req
363. but then she takes off
her glasses and rrrowf!Copy !req
364. Like Bailey on WKRP in Cincinnati.Copy !req
365. But Cindy Sanders
is like a librarian type.Copy !req
366. Yeah. Librarian for
the Playboy mansion.Copy !req
367. This push-up's too hard to push up.Copy !req
368. Oh, man!Copy !req
369. Gross!Copy !req
370. Oh, you're sick.Copy !req
371. Oh, my god.
It's cold.Copy !req
372. So, where is everybody?Copy !req
373. No idea.Copy !req
374. Well, that's kinda weird, isn't it?Copy !req
375. That no one is around...Copy !req
376. Not that you don't have
any idea where anyone is.Copy !req
377. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
378. Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
379. Thanks for breaking up the band.Copy !req
380. - What?
- "What?"Copy !req
381. I didn't break up the band.Copy !req
382. I just thought you guys
should learn one song.Copy !req
383. So, you admit it.Copy !req
384. Yes, I admit it. I...Copy !req
385. God! How could I be
so awful to suggestCopy !req
386. that you actually play an entire song
correctly all the way through?Copy !req
387. God knows Zeppelin only plays
half of Stairway to Heaven,Copy !req
388. and the Who never even
practices Teenage Wasteland.Copy !req
389. Baba O'Reilly.Copy !req
390. What?Copy !req
391. The name of the song
is Baba O'Reilly.Copy !req
392. It's on Who's Next?Copy !req
393. I didn't break up the band.
I just wanted to help Nick.Copy !req
394. - Nick doesn't need any help.
- How can you say that?Copy !req
395. If he doesn't make it as a drummer,
he has to go into the army.Copy !req
396. What?Copy !req
397. He's not gonna make it as a drummer.Copy !req
398. So why don't you just let him have
some fun before he has to ship off?Copy !req
399. Yeah? Well, you sound
just like his dad.Copy !req
400. Maybe his dad is right.Copy !req
401. I can't believe you're saying that.Copy !req
402. Lindsay, he's not gonna be
the next Keith Moon.Copy !req
403. If he's got someplace to go
to take care of him,Copy !req
404. why don't you just stay
out of his way?Copy !req
405. Daniel, that is not
how it has to be.Copy !req
406. Schweiber.Copy !req
407. - Here.
- Trinsky.Copy !req
408. Ich bin hier.Copy !req
409. Weir.Copy !req
410. Anybody seen Weir?Copy !req
411. Yeah, man, and this kid,
he was, like,Copy !req
412. "Red-rum! Red-rum!"Copy !req
413. Forget it, man,
red-rum's murder backwards.Copy !req
414. Come on.
This ain't tea with the queen.Copy !req
415. You leave now, you're still 10 minutes
late to class. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
416. - Red-rum...
- Aw, get out of here, you nut!Copy !req
417. Who's there?Copy !req
418. Who's in there?Copy !req
419. You know, it's a little easier
if you sit down and drop your pants.Copy !req
420. So, uh, how come you
weren't in English today?Copy !req
421. I bailed.Copy !req
422. The whole band breaking up thing
has gotten me really down.Copy !req
423. You know?Copy !req
424. Yeah, well, it shouldn't.Copy !req
425. And it wasn't a real band.
Those guys were just screwing around.Copy !req
426. You're the only one trying
to be a professional.Copy !req
427. I still don't have a band, you know?Copy !req
428. Well, maybe you could join this one.Copy !req
429. What are you talking about?Copy !req
430. Dimension's looking
for a new drummer?!Copy !req
431. It was up at the record store.Copy !req
432. These guys are like the top
working band in Detroit!Copy !req
433. I saw them open for Jethro Tull
at Cobo Hall last year.Copy !req
434. Tull could barely follow them.
Oh, man!Copy !req
435. You could be getting paid
to drum, like a real job.Copy !req
436. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
437. Man, I gotta go call these guys
and set up an audition.Copy !req
438. And then I gotta go practice.
It's not... it's not 5:00 yet, is it?Copy !req
439. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
440. I don't want to get naked
in front of other guys.Copy !req
441. Well, who does?Copy !req
442. You know how many men have
seen me naked in my lifetime?Copy !req
443. A lot.Copy !req
444. Do you think I'm
comfortable with it?Copy !req
445. No, but I live with it.Copy !req
446. I just don't want them to tease me.Copy !req
447. Who would tease you?Copy !req
448. All right, look, here's what you do.Copy !req
449. You tell the you're proud
of your body. That'll show 'em.Copy !req
450. You have a beautiful body.Copy !req
451. Doesn't he, Harold?Copy !req
452. Yes. I just said
he had a beautiful body.Copy !req
453. Those other boys are
probably just jealous.Copy !req
454. Lindsay, tell your brother
what a beautiful body he has.Copy !req
455. - Mom!
- Mom!Copy !req
456. - Lindsay.
- What?Copy !req
457. Your mother asked you to tell
your brother he has a beautiful body.Copy !req
458. That is so stupid.Copy !req
459. Lindsay, tell him.Copy !req
460. It's not gonna help him.Copy !req
461. Just say the words.
It'll make him feel better.Copy !req
462. You have a beautiful body.Copy !req
463. You're an adonis, a slab of beef...Copy !req
464. If I wasn't your sister,Copy !req
465. oh, my god...Copy !req
466. Lindsay! Can it.Copy !req
467. See, sweetheart?Copy !req
468. That was great, Paul.
We'll be in touch.Copy !req
469. I never played on a drum kit
this small before.Copy !req
470. I'm sure I'll be fine.Copy !req
471. You Nick?Copy !req
472. - Hey, I'm Scott.
- Hello, Scott.Copy !req
473. - That's Alex, and that's Vance.
- Hey, Alex. Hello, Vance.Copy !req
474. - How's it goin', man?
- Great.Copy !req
475. I hope this kit's OK with you.Copy !req
476. Oh, yeah.
No, it's fine.Copy !req
477. The one I normally play on
is a lot bigger.Copy !req
478. - Really? How many pieces?
- 29.Copy !req
479. 29-piece kit.Copy !req
480. What are you doing here?
You should be auditioning us.Copy !req
481. Yeah, right. Right?Copy !req
482. I saw you guys open for Jethro Tull
at Cobo Hall last year.Copy !req
483. You guys blew them away.Copy !req
484. You must've been there Friday, 'cause
Saturday we got booed off the stage.Copy !req
485. We didn't get booed off the stage.Copy !req
486. So what do you say?
You wanna jam or what?Copy !req
487. - Cool.
- Let's rock it, man.Copy !req
488. You call the tune.Copy !req
489. How about a little Cream?Copy !req
490. Yeah, let's do Crossroads.Copy !req
491. What do you...
what about Sunshine of your Love?Copy !req
492. I hate that song.
Let's do Crossroads.Copy !req
493. We do it live.Copy !req
494. - No problem.
- All right. Count it off, my man.Copy !req
495. That was good, but let's
try it a little bit tighter.Copy !req
496. Tighter?Copy !req
497. - All right. Let's do it.
- Count it off.Copy !req
498. Hold it. Hold it.Copy !req
499. Hold on. Let's try it
just a little bit quicker pace.Copy !req
500. Oh, quicker pace.Copy !req
501. Sorry'bout that.
Ready?Copy !req
502. - All right, here we go.
- Count it off.Copy !req
503. Good. All right.
Great job, man.Copy !req
504. Cool. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
505. What do you mean?
That's it? What, that's it?Copy !req
506. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
507. Hey, good luck with
that 29-piecer, man.Copy !req
508. Maybe someday,
you'll knock it up to an even 30.Copy !req
509. Thanks.Copy !req
510. So, what are you gonna do now?Copy !req
511. Join the army, I guess.Copy !req
512. No. I mean... Right now.Copy !req
513. Do you want to go to
the record store or anything?Copy !req
514. - I suck, Lindsay.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
515. You were in there with me, right?Copy !req
516. You... you heard me playing?Copy !req
517. I was a joke.Copy !req
518. You know, Nick,
those guys are 5 years older than you.Copy !req
519. And in 5 years, you're gonna be
way better than they are.Copy !req
520. No, I'm not.Copy !req
521. Sometimes I go down in my basement,
and I put on a live album,Copy !req
522. I can... see myself on the stage.Copy !req
523. Do you understand what I mean?
I can see it.Copy !req
524. And I'm playing a 10-minute solo,Copy !req
525. and I'm on one of those
hydraulic risers, you know,Copy !req
526. that make the drum kit
go way up high.Copy !req
527. I'm Peter Chris or something.Copy !req
528. Oh, man...Copy !req
529. I'm not gonna be that guy.Copy !req
530. I'm never gonna be that guy.Copy !req
531. I'll be lucky if I get to beCopy !req
532. the guy who pushes the button
that makes the riser go up,Copy !req
533. but I'm not even gonna be that guy.Copy !req
534. I'm not even gonna be that guy 'cause
I can't even keep a C+ average, man.Copy !req
535. Well, Nick, I could... I can
help you get your grades up.Copy !req
536. He's gonna make me join the army.Copy !req
537. Oh, man, I'm gonna have
to join the army.Copy !req
538. I'm gonna be surrounded
by a group of psychopathsCopy !req
539. like my brothers and like my dad.Copy !req
540. Nick, come on.Copy !req
541. That's not gonna happen to you.Copy !req
542. I won't let it.Copy !req
543. Oh, my god.Copy !req
544. I'm done, man.Copy !req
545. I'm done.Copy !req
546. What is wrong with them?Copy !req
547. Why do they think that hitting
people with towels is so funny?Copy !req
548. If it wasn't us...Copy !req
549. It would be kinda funny.Copy !req
550. Afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
551. Hey, have you lost weight?Copy !req
552. Shut up!Copy !req
553. Get out of my way.Copy !req
554. I'm gonna take a shower.Copy !req
555. Look who finally decided
to take a shower.Copy !req
556. Nice pecs, Weir.Copy !req
557. You look like a flat-chested girl.Copy !req
558. Flat-chested girl.Copy !req
559. Well, I'm proud of my body.Copy !req
560. Oh, he's proud of his body.Copy !req
561. He should be proud.
Look at this.Copy !req
562. Maybe you should show it to
everybody then.Copy !req
563. What are you doing?!Copy !req
564. Come on, guys.
Guys, don't...Copy !req
565. I wouldn't want you to miss class.Copy !req
566. Come on!Copy !req
567. Let me in!
Mr. Fredricks!Copy !req
568. So, how long have you been teaching?Copy !req
569. - 2 months.
- 2 months? Do you like it?Copy !req
570. - I love it.
- I love it, too.Copy !req
571. Oh, I'm sorry, Rear.Copy !req
572. I forgot to take that!Copy !req
573. Got some shorts in my locker.Copy !req
574. What...Copy !req
575. Sam, Alan's gone.Copy !req
576. All clear, you can come back now.Copy !req
577. Can I talk to you for a second?Copy !req
578. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
579. - Streaker!
- Go, Sam! Go!Copy !req
580. - Where you from?
- I'm from right here.Copy !req
581. - I actually live down the street.
- You're from right here?Copy !req
582. Yeah, right.
You know...Copy !req
583. Well, what the hell
are you looking at?Copy !req
584. The shower's that way.Copy !req
585. I just wanted you to know I can't
stop thinking about that kiss.Copy !req
586. Oh, good.Copy !req
587. It really meant a lot to me.Copy !req
588. I'm glad.Copy !req
589. Let's go out to the patio.Copy !req
590. Patio? I thought you were
fighting with those guys.Copy !req
591. Yeah, we were, but not anymore.Copy !req
592. We fight like that all the time.
It doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
593. They heard what happened
at the audition.Copy !req
594. They came over last night,
we're cool.Copy !req
595. You guys, I'm serious.Copy !req
596. I think my mom, like, wants to come
see the band play or something.Copy !req
597. - When she gets out of rehab?
- Shut up.Copy !req
598. Ringo starr.Copy !req
599. You finally got your wish, Nick.Copy !req
600. You're as good a drummer
as John Bonham.Copy !req
601. Of course, he's dead.Copy !req
602. You should've seen the looks
on those guys' faces, man.Copy !req
603. I think I ruined their love
of music forever.Copy !req
604. Is Dimension gonna charge you for
the pee stain you left on the drum seat?Copy !req
605. Shut up.
Look, Dimension sucks, man.Copy !req
606. You're too good for them.
I saw them open for Tull,Copy !req
607. they got booed off the stage.Copy !req
608. Thanks a lot, man.Copy !req
609. Lindsay, we have to talk.Copy !req
610. You are such a slut.Copy !req
611. No. It's cool.
We just gotta be out by 5:00.Copy !req
612. Let's play some real songs for once.Copy !req
613. I wrote out some Iggy Pop
and Ramones songs.Copy !req
614. The Ramones? The Ramones
only play, like, 3 chords, man.Copy !req
615. - So I'll learn another one.
- I gotta pee.Copy !req
616. I heard you jumped him.Copy !req
617. What?Copy !req
618. You don't have to act innocent,
Lindsay, I know you're a slut.Copy !req
619. I'm pretty sure
Cindy didn't see you.Copy !req
620. And if she did, it was just
with her peripheral vision.Copy !req
621. You know, it wouldn't be bad
if people saw my back.Copy !req
622. But my front's a whole
other story, you know?Copy !req
623. Maybe I could transfer
to another school.Copy !req
624. Well, well, well.Copy !req
625. That was fun
in gym class today, huh?Copy !req
626. Leave me alone.Copy !req
627. They're bringing in the psychiatrist
for the kids who had to see you naked.Copy !req
628. Shut up, Alan.Copy !req
629. There he is!Copy !req
630. Hey, Sam, I heard you streaked!Copy !req
631. Way to go!Copy !req
632. Hey, shut up!Copy !req
633. All right, Sam.Copy !req
634. You guys are losers,
and you always will be.Copy !req
635. How come you're the one
riding home with no friends?Copy !req
636. You're like a god.Copy !req
637. People are gonna worship you.Copy !req
638. I play so much better
when you're around.Copy !req
639. I want to play it again.
Put more dry ice in the bucket.Copy !req
640. Sure.Copy !req
641. Thanks.Copy !req