1. Come on, you guys.
This is so stupid.Copy !req
2. No, this is not stupid.Copy !req
3. - This is a tradition.
- That's right.Copy !req
4. Disco sucks!Copy !req
5. Oh... my... god.Copy !req
6. Can't wait to get
the new yearbook.Copy !req
7. I'm only gonna
let girls sign it,Copy !req
8. 'cause that way,
when I have kids,Copy !req
9. they'll think
I was a big stud.Copy !req
10. I bet we'll find out
some girls have crushes on us.Copy !req
11. "Dear Sam, I've been in love
with you since September.Copy !req
12. True love always..."Copy !req
13. No, they always
write the same thing.Copy !req
14. "Neal, you're
a wild and crazy guy."Copy !req
15. Never a wild
and sexy guy.Copy !req
16. Geek clean out!Copy !req
17. Yeah!Copy !req
18. Hey, thanks
a lot, guys!Copy !req
19. Real mature!Copy !req
20. I hate when they do this!Copy !req
21. I mean, why do jocks
think it's so funny?Copy !req
22. They think
clean outs are funny.Copy !req
23. They think
wedgies are funny,Copy !req
24. they think
swirlies are funny.Copy !req
25. Where do they find
time to play sports?Copy !req
26. I'm sick of
being called a geek.Copy !req
27. I mean, what's so geeky
about us, anyways?Copy !req
28. We're just guys.Copy !req
29. Gentlemen,
good news.Copy !req
30. New Dungeons
and Dragons handbook,Copy !req
31. Deities & Demigods.Copy !req
32. We're gonna have fun
Friday night.Copy !req
33. Are you guys coming
to the disco on Friday night?Copy !req
34. Why would we do that?Copy !req
35. Well, because Nick
is entering the dance contest.Copy !req
36. Wow, really, Nick?Copy !req
37. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
38. All right, uh,
we better get going,Copy !req
39. 'cause they're gonna be
reviewing for finals and stuff.Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah. Finals.Copy !req
41. Who cares, right?Copy !req
42. Right. Dave Fleury,
I hope you've studied.Copy !req
43. Yeah.Copy !req
44. So are you like paying
Dave FleuryCopy !req
45. to help you cheat
or something?Copy !req
46. Uh, yeah, but, um,
you know, don't tell anybody.Copy !req
47. Oh, no!Copy !req
48. I'd never do that!Copy !req
49. Okay, well,
we'll see you guys later.Copy !req
50. - All right.
- All right.Copy !req
51. All right,
see you guys later.Copy !req
52. What in the name
of God is going on?Copy !req
53. Oh, that is so sad.Copy !req
54. I don't know.
Sara's cool.Copy !req
55. I'll bet he's probably hoping
that you get jealous.Copy !req
56. Oh, hey, you guys.Copy !req
57. Sorry 'bout the smoke.Copy !req
58. These things
are gonna kill me.Copy !req
59. I know I might look cool
with a cigarette in my hand,Copy !req
60. but, remember,
it's just a crutch.Copy !req
61. Don't forget that,
got it?Copy !req
62. Yes, Mr. Fleck.Copy !req
63. How's tricks?Copy !req
64. We got cleaned out.Copy !req
65. Jocks?Copy !req
66. Yeah, who else?Copy !req
67. Let me tell you something
about the jocks.Copy !req
68. Take a seat, fellas.Copy !req
69. Watch my hand.Copy !req
70. This is a graph of their lives.Copy !req
71. Ooh, I'm in pee wee football!Copy !req
72. I'm pretty good.Copy !req
73. What? I can be first string
on a high school team,Copy !req
74. and get to wear
a jacket with leather sleeves?Copy !req
75. Hooray!Copy !req
76. Now, right there,
where they cleaned you outCopy !req
77. that's the pinnacle
of their lives.Copy !req
78. Hey, I want
to play college ball.Copy !req
79. What? My GPA's not high enough
to get a sports scholarship?Copy !req
80. Ow, I just blew my knee out
during practice!Copy !req
81. Oops, I'm out of school
and selling used cars.Copy !req
82. What? I'm fired?Copy !req
83. Hand me that
bottle of booze, man.Copy !req
84. Now, let's take a look
at your lives, shall we?Copy !req
85. You get called geeks,
you get cleaned out,Copy !req
86. girls don't even look at you.Copy !req
87. I thought this was supposed
to make us feel better.Copy !req
88. Hold on, cool breeze,
it gets better.Copy !req
89. What? I'm accepted
at an Ivy League college?Copy !req
90. Hey, chicks dig smart guys!
Who knew?Copy !req
91. Whoa, look at me. I'm head
of a fortune 500 company.Copy !req
92. And yes,
Mr. Jock who cleaned me out,Copy !req
93. I will have fries with that.Copy !req
94. But wait!Copy !req
95. No, but that's like a long time
from now.Copy !req
96. We have to put up with this
for another three years.Copy !req
97. That's why you have
to learn to enjoy...Copy !req
98. The simple pleasures of life.Copy !req
99. A 16 millimeter printCopy !req
100. of "Monty Python
and the Holy Grail"?Copy !req
101. Yup.Copy !req
102. Guys at A.V. at Lincoln got it
on loan from the Air Force base,Copy !req
103. so I traded them a copy
of "Hemo the Magnificent."Copy !req
104. It's ours for a week.Copy !req
105. A.V. is paradise
on earth.Copy !req
106. I'm so happy
I think I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
107. All right, boys and girls,
come on, settle down.Copy !req
108. It's test time.
You know the rules.Copy !req
109. If you pass, you fly.Copy !req
110. If you fail, you get to look at
my pretty face again next year.Copy !req
111. Hey.Copy !req
112. Where's, uh, Dave Fleury?Copy !req
113. He's never late.Copy !req
114. Didn't you hear?Copy !req
115. Broke his arm
in gym this morning.Copy !req
116. Fell off the ropes
and missed the mat.Copy !req
117. It was hilarious.Copy !req
118. Hey!Copy !req
119. Better be a fire, bro.Copy !req
120. Think you're pretty cool,
don't you, Mr. Desario?Copy !req
121. No, I don't
think I'm cool.Copy !req
122. Yeah?Copy !req
123. You don't think
you're the Fonz or something?Copy !req
124. If a jukebox was broken,Copy !req
125. think you could hit it
and it'd start playing?Copy !req
126. I feel like we've
been here before, Daniel.Copy !req
127. I'm a nice guy.Copy !req
128. But you know
when I stop being nice?Copy !req
129. When people take advantage
of my niceness,Copy !req
130. and that's
what you've been doing.Copy !req
131. So guess what.Copy !req
132. I'm not gonna
be nice right now.Copy !req
133. How do you like them apples?Copy !req
134. I like them fine, sir.Copy !req
135. Okay, cool guy.Copy !req
136. I've got a real cool wayCopy !req
137. for you to spend the rest
of the school year.Copy !req
138. You're now in A.V.
Congratulations.Copy !req
139. I have an announcementCopy !req
140. that is going to make someone
in this room very, very happy.Copy !req
141. You're quitting?Copy !req
142. No, Ms. Kelly.Copy !req
143. Every year,
the University of MichiganCopy !req
144. picks from the top 1% of
the students in the stateCopy !req
145. to take part in
an academic summit,Copy !req
146. and it seems that
our very own Lindsay WeirCopy !req
147. has been selected.Copy !req
148. What's an academic summit?Copy !req
149. Two glorious weeks
at the U of M campus,Copy !req
150. reading, debating, matching wits
with the best and brightestCopy !req
151. students in Michigan.Copy !req
152. You'll be ranked daily.Copy !req
153. There'll be competitions
and rivalries.Copy !req
154. Oh, you are one lucky girl!Copy !req
155. Well?Copy !req
156. What do you have
to say about that?Copy !req
157. Um...Copy !req
158. I'm one lucky girl?Copy !req
159. See, here's
the weird thing.Copy !req
160. Okay, usually
students are happyCopy !req
161. about being selected
to attend the academic summit.Copy !req
162. How can I be
in the top 1%?Copy !req
163. I don't study that much.Copy !req
164. I mean, are the kids
in Michigan schools that stupid?Copy !req
165. No, you're
just that smart.Copy !req
166. Maybe you're tired
and broken.Copy !req
167. Your tongue is twisted
with words half spokenCopy !req
168. and thoughts unclear.Copy !req
169. What do you
want me to do?Copy !req
170. To do for you,
to see you through?Copy !req
171. Why are you
talking like that?Copy !req
172. Just quoting the Dead.Copy !req
173. I know it always
makes me feel better.Copy !req
174. Quoting the who?Copy !req
175. Not The Who. Ha Ha.Copy !req
176. The Grateful Dead.Copy !req
177. When I was in college,
back in the early 1700s,Copy !req
178. I'd put their album
"American Beauty" onCopy !req
179. whenever I was stressing out.Copy !req
180. It always helped.Copy !req
181. You know what?Copy !req
182. I'm gonna loan it to you.Copy !req
183. Put it on while
you're studying for finals,Copy !req
184. and soon you'll be rarin' to go
to that academic summit.Copy !req
185. I got kinda woozyCopy !req
186. when I had to show that girls'
time of the month film.Copy !req
187. They didn't even let me
into the class to show that one.Copy !req
188. They said the girls would be
too embarrassed.Copy !req
189. I heard that's because you
could see a girl's boobs in it.Copy !req
190. All right, fellas,Copy !req
191. looks like our
happy little A.V. familyCopy !req
192. is about to
get a new addition.Copy !req
193. Daniel Desario is going
to be joining us hereCopy !req
194. for the rest of the year.Copy !req
195. Why?Copy !req
196. Well, I guess he was
having a little trouble,Copy !req
197. and Mr. Rosso thought
that a stay in A.V.Copy !req
198. might be a good
attitude adjustment for him.Copy !req
199. Wait a minute.Copy !req
200. He's putting him
in A.V. as punishment?Copy !req
201. Speak of the Devil.
Here he is.Copy !req
202. Welcome to the audio/visual
department, Mr. Desario.Copy !req
203. Thank you.Copy !req
204. Hey, Daniel,
how's it going?Copy !req
205. Fine.Copy !req
206. Hey, Daniel, do you know
how to fix a projector?Copy !req
207. No.Copy !req
208. We can teach ya.Copy !req
209. Great.Copy !req
210. This is terrible.Copy !req
211. Daniel's gonna ruin the only
place we like in school.Copy !req
212. Yeah, why did Mr. Rosso
do this to us?Copy !req
213. I'll bet that Daniel guy
is high on drugs,Copy !req
214. and if we make him angry,Copy !req
215. he'll freak out
and wreck the A.V. room.Copy !req
216. Oh, no!
No, he won't.Copy !req
217. He's not a bad guy.Copy !req
218. I mean, he's friends
with my sister.Copy !req
219. I've talked to him.Copy !req
220. Sam, he gave you a porno.Copy !req
221. I wouldn't exactly say
you haveCopy !req
222. a meaningful relationship
with him.Copy !req
223. Um, none of us really
know him that well, Neal.Copy !req
224. All I know is what
we've gotta doCopy !req
225. is get him
to show movies every day.Copy !req
226. It's the only way we'll be able
to get rid of him. Agreed?Copy !req
227. Agreed.Copy !req
228. Lindsay, I understand
congratulations are in order.Copy !req
229. Welcome to the 1% club.Copy !req
230. I was one back in 1956.Copy !req
231. Look what it did for me!Copy !req
232. Thank you.Copy !req
233. Oh!Copy !req
234. Oh, my god!
I am so sorry!Copy !req
235. That was my fault!
That was me!Copy !req
236. I'm the clumsy clod!Copy !req
237. Hey, "American Beauty."
That is a great album, man.Copy !req
238. Oh, yeah,
that's what I've heard.Copy !req
239. Are you a Deadhead?Copy !req
240. Um... no.Copy !req
241. I... someone just gave it to me
to listen to.Copy !req
242. Oh, well, if you
never heard it before,Copy !req
243. you're in for a treat,Copy !req
244. 'cause it's like the best
album of all time.Copy !req
245. Really?Copy !req
246. Yeah.Copy !req
247. Is it that great?Copy !req
248. I wish I'd
never heard it,Copy !req
249. just so I could hear it again
for the first time.Copy !req
250. This is such
a cool vest, Kenny.Copy !req
251. Kenny?Copy !req
252. Why don't you come over
to Nick's after school?Copy !req
253. We're gonna go over
some new dance moves.Copy !req
254. I don't think so.Copy !req
255. Uh, Ken doesn't
really like to dance.Copy !req
256. Oh, well, Kenny,Copy !req
257. that's just because
you don't know how.Copy !req
258. I taught Nick how to do the
hustle in less than an hour.Copy !req
259. And you know what?Copy !req
260. You'll probably learn
even faster than that,Copy !req
261. because you'll have both of us
teaching you at the same time.Copy !req
262. Um... no?Copy !req
263. Okay, your loss.Copy !req
264. Um, do you guys
want anything?Copy !req
265. I'm gonna go
get some more milk.Copy !req
266. No, I'm okay.Copy !req
267. - I'll be right back, baby.
- OK, I'll be here.Copy !req
268. All right.Copy !req
269. I give up, Nick.Copy !req
270. When does Allen Funt
come boogieing out?Copy !req
271. You know,
that's not cool, man.Copy !req
272. Come on.
That's my girlfriend, man.Copy !req
273. Do I need to remind you
that you used to hate disco?Copy !req
274. Look,
what's the differenceCopy !req
275. between Zeppelin
and disco really?Copy !req
276. No, listen, they both
have heavy drumsCopy !req
277. and they have bass.Copy !req
278. Have you heard that Foxy song,
"Hot Number"?Copy !req
279. It rocks, man.Copy !req
280. No, I don't know
that song, thank God.Copy !req
281. But I can guarantee
it sucks.Copy !req
282. All right, you know
what sucks, man?Copy !req
283. You suck.Copy !req
284. No, I've been
trying really hardCopy !req
285. to get a decent girlfriend
for a long time.Copy !req
286. And now I've got one,
and you're being a real jerk.Copy !req
287. Nick, you are only
going out with SaraCopy !req
288. to make Lindsay jealous,Copy !req
289. and it isn't working.Copy !req
290. Admit it.Copy !req
291. You know what?
Screw you, man.Copy !req
292. Thanks for... the support.Copy !req
293. What's that all about?Copy !req
294. Lindsay, can you please start
going out with Nick again?Copy !req
295. I... I can't take
much more of this.Copy !req
296. Our daughter
in the top 1%.Copy !req
297. Like my grandpa
used to say,Copy !req
298. if I was wearing my vest,
all the buttons would pop.Copy !req
299. Here, I didn't think
you were applying yourself,Copy !req
300. and now look.Copy !req
301. You must be
absolutely thrilled.Copy !req
302. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
303. I mean, I'm not even
sure if I want to go.Copy !req
304. What's the point?Copy !req
305. Are you wacky?Copy !req
306. Wacky?Copy !req
307. Can it!Copy !req
308. You're going
to that summit, Lindsay.Copy !req
309. This isn't even
open for debate.Copy !req
310. Dad, I didn't say
I wasn't gonna go.Copy !req
311. Just sounds kinda dumb.Copy !req
312. Dumb?Copy !req
313. To spend two weeksCopy !req
314. with the intellectual elite
of your peers?Copy !req
315. Oh, yeah,
that sounds pretty dumb.Copy !req
316. Honey, think of
all the people you'll meet.Copy !req
317. Yeah, Mom, I know.
It's just...Copy !req
318. It's just nothing!Copy !req
319. This is your key to the best
schools in the world.Copy !req
320. Harvard, Yale,
Princeton.Copy !req
321. Don't blow this,
Lindsay.Copy !req
322. Dad! I didn't say
I wasn't gonna go.Copy !req
323. God.Copy !req
324. Can't we have a normal
discussion about something?Copy !req
325. When it comes to
something like this, no!Copy !req
326. Well, everyone,
last week of schoolCopy !req
327. can only mean one thing,Copy !req
328. and that's that
today is movie day.Copy !req
329. But just so that we don't
completely waste time,Copy !req
330. we'll be watchingCopy !req
331. the 1968 Franco Zeffirelli
version of "Romeo and Juliet."Copy !req
332. If one of our astute members
of the A.V. squadCopy !req
333. would get his butt in here,Copy !req
334. we'd be able to get
this show on the road.Copy !req
335. Hi, I'm here
to show your movie.Copy !req
336. I'm glad you could make it.Copy !req
337. I was starting to think I'd have
to act out the film myself.Copy !req
338. Oh.Copy !req
339. Where was I?Copy !req
340. Geek!Copy !req
341. Ah! Uh...Copy !req
342. This version
of "Romeo and Juliet"Copy !req
343. is unique in that it is
the first time that a filmCopy !req
344. had chosen to let
teenage actors play -Copy !req
345. Do you need a hand, sir?Copy !req
346. No, I think I got it.Copy !req
347. In the version before
Mr. Zeffirelli's masterpiece,Copy !req
348. the roles were played
by actors well into their 30s,Copy !req
349. which caused it to have
an artificial feel.Copy !req
350. Will somebody please
help Mr. DemilleCopy !req
351. set up the projector?Copy !req
352. All right, I got it.Copy !req
353. Any chance of being ready
in the near future?Copy !req
354. Yeah, just one second,
all right?Copy !req
355. Okay.Copy !req
356. Ready.Copy !req
357. Well... saints be praised!Copy !req
358. Instead of hitting it,
could you pleaseCopy !req
359. just make the film loop
a little bigger?Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. Make the film
loop bigger.Copy !req
362. Thanks.Copy !req
363. So you guys
just drive aroundCopy !req
364. and follow
the Dead everywhere?Copy !req
365. Yeah, it's great.Copy !req
366. You meet a lot
of really cool people.Copy !req
367. Yeah.Copy !req
368. Well, are the concerts
that different?Copy !req
369. Yeah, it's like nothing
you've ever experienced.Copy !req
370. This one time,
we were in New Jersey,Copy !req
371. and it started rainingCopy !req
372. right in the middle
of the show.Copy !req
373. Suddenly everybody goes
running down into the pit,Copy !req
374. and they start
dancing in the mud.Copy !req
375. And then
the sun comes out,Copy !req
376. and there's this rainbow
right over the stage.Copy !req
377. I started crying.Copy !req
378. It was beautiful.Copy !req
379. Really what it's all about
is being togetherCopy !req
380. and having
a good time as one.Copy !req
381. Judging has
nothing to do with it.Copy !req
382. That's not what
the Dead are about.Copy !req
383. It's all about being connected
and being free.Copy !req
384. Nothing... nothing is better,
I'm telling you.Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. Yeah, it sounds wild.Copy !req
387. We're going down to Texas
when school's out.Copy !req
388. We're gonna follow the tour
up to Colorado.Copy !req
389. Nine shows
in a week and a half.Copy !req
390. I can't wait.Copy !req
391. Wow.Copy !req
392. So, what are you
gonna do this summer?Copy !req
393. Oh...Copy !req
394. I got into this academic summit
thing at U of M.Copy !req
395. It's kinda goofy.Copy !req
396. Hey, man, you gotta do
what you gotta do.Copy !req
397. Yeah.Copy !req
398. Man, I can't believe I have
to go to A.V. again today.Copy !req
399. It's so stupid.Copy !req
400. Well, you know, Daniel,Copy !req
401. nobody asked you
to pull the fire alarm.Copy !req
402. Oh, what was I supposed
to do, flunk the test?Copy !req
403. I suck at math.Copy !req
404. I suck at everything.Copy !req
405. Well...Copy !req
406. What do you
want me to say, Daniel?Copy !req
407. I don't know, Kim.Copy !req
408. You know, I am always listening
to your stupid problems.Copy !req
409. You know what, Daniel?Copy !req
410. Why don't you go tell it
to the fire alarm?Copy !req
411. Thanks!Copy !req
412. Guys, I want my new
Dungeons and Dragons characterCopy !req
413. to be called Gorthon.Copy !req
414. Why Gorthon?Copy !req
415. 'Cause it sounds cool.Copy !req
416. I'm Gorthon the Thief.Copy !req
417. Surrender
your jewels, princess!Copy !req
418. Oh, Bill,
don't be a thief again!Copy !req
419. You always fall down a well
trying to steal stuff.Copy !req
420. Uh, sorry,
Kragenmore the Destroyer.Copy !req
421. So Sam, will Logan the Huge
be making an appearance?Copy !req
422. I told you.
I don't want to play.Copy !req
423. What, you're too cool for usCopy !req
424. now that you broke up
with Cindy?Copy !req
425. No. I don't know.Copy !req
426. It's just...
It's a geeky game.Copy !req
427. I mean,
what's the point?Copy !req
428. The point is
you used to like it.Copy !req
429. I left my science book
in the A.V. room.Copy !req
430. See you guys later.Copy !req
431. I'll see you later.
Hey!Copy !req
432. Hey.Copy !req
433. What's eating you?Copy !req
434. Huh? Nothing.Copy !req
435. I just wish I didn't get
into that academic summit.Copy !req
436. Feels like I'm going
back into school again.Copy !req
437. Life's tough.Copy !req
438. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
439. It means you've
been moping aroundCopy !req
440. ever since you found out
you got into that stupid thing.Copy !req
441. At least you get to get out
of this townCopy !req
442. for a little while.Copy !req
443. Kim, it's summer vacation.Copy !req
444. You can go
out of town, too.Copy !req
445. You can go
anywhere you want.Copy !req
446. No, I can't, Lindsay.Copy !req
447. I don't have any money.Copy !req
448. And besides, Daniel never
wants to go anywhere, anyway.Copy !req
449. So?Copy !req
450. Go without him.Copy !req
451. You don't
have to stay here.Copy !req
452. You know that, Kim.Copy !req
453. That's easy
for you to say, Lindsay,Copy !req
454. 'cause you get to leave.Copy !req
455. I don't.Copy !req
456. Come on, Nick,
you promised me.Copy !req
457. I know. I'm just
kinda freaked out about it.Copy !req
458. I'm not that good
at contests.Copy !req
459. Nick, you are
a great dancer.Copy !req
460. Okay?
You're really, really good.Copy !req
461. And I swear,
I'm not just saying that.Copy !req
462. Thanks.Copy !req
463. It's weird.
I used to hate disco.Copy !req
464. But I guess maybe
I was just destined for it.Copy !req
465. Yeah!Copy !req
466. Totally.Copy !req
467. Sometimes you end up being
the best at something you hate.Copy !req
468. Mmhmm.Copy !req
469. Like Lindsay.Copy !req
470. She hates math, but she's
the head of the Mathletes.Copy !req
471. Nick, do you
still like Lindsay?Copy !req
472. No, no.Copy !req
473. I mean,
I still care about her.Copy !req
474. Look, I really like you,
Sara.Copy !req
475. I've had a crush on you
since the sixth grade.Copy !req
476. Really?Copy !req
477. I always sat behind you,Copy !req
478. even though you were so tall
I couldn't see the board.Copy !req
479. Wow.Copy !req
480. I just... I can't believe
that you like me.Copy !req
481. Oh.Copy !req
482. Tonight's D&D campaign
is gonna be the best ever.Copy !req
483. Ancient Babylonia.Copy !req
484. Have you guys seen the drawing
of the Goddess Ishtar?Copy !req
485. Hubba hubba!Copy !req
486. You should look
at the Goddess of Vice.Copy !req
487. You can see her butt.Copy !req
488. I just hope you guys are ready
to face the dancing sword.Copy !req
489. - Bring it on!
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. What's a dancing sword?Copy !req
491. Well, it's like...Copy !req
492. It's a sword that can fight
without you holding it.Copy !req
493. What, you just send your sword
into battle for you,Copy !req
494. and then you stay home?Copy !req
495. That's kind of stupid.Copy !req
496. No, no, you have to be
at least three inches awayCopy !req
497. from it
when it's fighting.Copy !req
498. That way you can fight
two people at once.Copy !req
499. That's kinda cool.Copy !req
500. Hey, Daniel.Copy !req
501. We're playing D&D tonight.
You wanna come?Copy !req
502. Why?Copy !req
503. I think you'd like it.
We could show you how to play.Copy !req
504. I couldn't do that.Copy !req
505. Yeah, you wouldn't
like it anyway.Copy !req
506. It's really boring.Copy !req
507. No. No, it isn't, Neal.Copy !req
508. You love it.Copy !req
509. We sit around
and crack jokesCopy !req
510. and eat junk food
all night while we're...Copy !req
511. fighting dragons
and saving princesses and stuff.Copy !req
512. It's pretty fun.Copy !req
513. And the best part isCopy !req
514. you get to pretend to be
somebody you can't beCopy !req
515. in real life.Copy !req
516. Okay, I'll play.Copy !req
517. Really?Copy !req
518. Yeah, I'll play.Copy !req
519. Just... don't expect me
to be good at it or anything.Copy !req
520. You can't possibly be
any worse than Bill.Copy !req
521. Hey!Copy !req
522. So, Sam, how 'bout you?
Are you in?Copy !req
523. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
524. Thought you were
too cool to play...Copy !req
525. Logan the Huge.Copy !req
526. Ken, no.
We shouldn't be here.Copy !req
527. Just let Nick
do what he wants!Copy !req
528. I can't do that.
The poor guy's brainwashed.Copy !req
529. I can't let him dance
in this stupid contest.Copy !req
530. It goes against everything
that we stand for.Copy !req
531. Well, I'm not
gonna stop him.Copy !req
532. Just talk to him!Copy !req
533. At least tell him that he
doesn't have a chance with youCopy !req
534. so he'll break up
with Sara!Copy !req
535. No, it's not gonna work.Copy !req
536. Look! Kenny and Lindsay came
to cheer you on!Copy !req
537. That is so cool!
Hey, guys!Copy !req
538. Hey, Nick.
Lindsay has somethingCopy !req
539. she wants to tell you.Copy !req
540. No, I don't.Copy !req
541. Yes, you do!Copy !req
542. Ken, stop it!Copy !req
543. Oh, check it out, kids.Copy !req
544. It's our little opinionated
rock and roller friend.Copy !req
545. Who the hell's
he talkin' about?Copy !req
546. I think he's talking
about you.Copy !req
547. Uh... so what do I do?Copy !req
548. First you have to create
a character.Copy !req
549. Roll your dice and find out
what your ability scores are.Copy !req
550. What are those?Copy !req
551. Well, that tells you
if you're strong or smartCopy !req
552. or how good you are
with a weapon.Copy !req
553. What are you, some...
super smart guy?Copy !req
554. I don't
have a character.Copy !req
555. I'm the dungeon master.
I control the gameCopy !req
556. and act out all the characters
you'll meet along the way.Copy !req
557. And Daniel,
watch out for him.Copy !req
558. He's sneaky.Copy !req
559. Yeah. Yeah, he thinks
being a dungeon masterCopy !req
560. gives him a license
to mess with our heads.Copy !req
561. Oh, I'm sorry,
perhaps I should let youCopy !req
562. encounter kittens and grandmas
so as not to upset you.Copy !req
563. Come on, Daniel,
roll the dice.Copy !req
564. I wanna see what
your character's gonna be.Copy !req
565. All right.Copy !req
566. Here goes nothin'.Copy !req
567. Hey, man, aren't you
one of those guysCopy !req
568. who's always
yellin' in hereCopy !req
569. that disco sucks?Copy !req
570. What's the matter?Copy !req
571. Cat got your bong, man?Copy !req
572. Is that how you learned
to communicate,Copy !req
573. runnin' in here,
yellin' stuff?Copy !req
574. Is that what your precious
rock teaches you, friend?Copy !req
575. Uh... no, man.
It teaches me that...Copy !req
576. Disco sucks!Copy !req
577. Ken, don't, all right?Copy !req
578. I say that rock and roll
sucks, okay?Copy !req
579. Hey, have you heard
the Stones' new song "Miss You"?Copy !req
580. Well, guess what.
It's disco, man.Copy !req
581. Even the Stones know it.Copy !req
582. They're willing to admit it.
Why can't you?Copy !req
583. This place
is empty, man!Copy !req
584. Disco is dead.
Give it up!Copy !req
585. Why don't you go back to sellin'
shirts at the mall there, buddy?Copy !req
586. All right, pal.
Let's go.Copy !req
587. Great.
Thanks a lot, man.Copy !req
588. Disco is alive!
It's alive, I tell you!Copy !req
589. I know it.
And you know it.Copy !req
590. And Miss Gloria Gaynor
knows it, too!Copy !req
591. Where the hell is Daniel
when you need him?Copy !req
592. A dwarf?
I don't wanna be a dwarf.Copy !req
593. I wanted to be, like,
a ninja or a fighter.Copy !req
594. Well, dwarves are fighters.Copy !req
595. They're really good at it.Copy !req
596. Are you a dwarf?Copy !req
597. No. I'm Kragenmore
the Destroyer.Copy !req
598. You're lucky, man.Copy !req
599. I wanna be some
huge destroyer guy.Copy !req
600. Dwarfs can do a lot of things
that huge guys can't do.Copy !req
601. It's true.
Take it from me.Copy !req
602. Yeah, dwarfs
are really tough.Copy !req
603. They're good
at finding jewels.Copy !req
604. All right, fine.
I'll be a dwarf.Copy !req
605. But my name is Carlos.Copy !req
606. Carlos the Dwarf?Copy !req
607. Yeah, you got a problem
with that, Gorthon?Copy !req
608. No.Copy !req
609. I'm just jokin'.Copy !req
610. Thanks a lot, man.Copy !req
611. Thanks for embarrassing me
in there.Copy !req
612. I gotta go dance in front
of those people now!Copy !req
613. Best of luck, man.
I mean it!Copy !req
614. Gimme a call when you get over
your "Saturday Night Fever".Copy !req
615. And you're too tall
to be a good dancer!Copy !req
616. Hey, I agree
with you, man.Copy !req
617. That place sucks.Copy !req
618. And you're right.Copy !req
619. They're closin'
the disco next weekCopy !req
620. and bringin' in
foxy boxin'.Copy !req
621. You should come back
and check it out.Copy !req
622. Rock and roll!Copy !req
623. What is wrong with that guy?Copy !req
624. Why does he have to give me
such a hard time about this?Copy !req
625. Ken's just confused.Copy !req
626. He's thinks you're
doing all this stuff to...Copy !req
627. I don't know,
to get me back.Copy !req
628. Well, that's not true.Copy !req
629. That's what I told him,
but he doesn't want to listen.Copy !req
630. I mean, I'm with Sara now.
you know?Copy !req
631. I'm not some idiot.
You told me to move on.Copy !req
632. And so I did.Copy !req
633. Yeah!
I know.Copy !req
634. I think it's great.Copy !req
635. Well, it is great.Copy !req
636. I mean, Sara's the best,
you know?Copy !req
637. She opened me up
to all sorts of new things,Copy !req
638. And she loves me.Copy !req
639. I mean, that's important.Copy !req
640. It is.Copy !req
641. I'm really happy
for you, Nick.Copy !req
642. Well, you should be,
you know?Copy !req
643. I even quit smoking pot.Copy !req
644. Yeah. I don't even
really want it anymore.Copy !req
645. It's like I totally
cleaned myself up.Copy !req
646. Wow!Copy !req
647. Really?Copy !req
648. Mmhmm.Copy !req
649. God, that's... I knew there
was something different.Copy !req
650. That's so great.Copy !req
651. You seem like
you're havingCopy !req
652. way more fun with her
than you ever did with me.Copy !req
653. Yeah.Copy !req
654. I mean, I am.Copy !req
655. Well, I...
gotta get going.Copy !req
656. I have a lot of studying to do
for the academic summit.Copy !req
657. I should probably
start studying for finals.Copy !req
658. Oh, yeah.
I should do that, too.Copy !req
659. First I gotta win
this dance contest.Copy !req
660. Hey, good luck.Copy !req
661. Thanks.Copy !req
662. Okay, all right,
everybody.Copy !req
663. We're gonna shake
our groove thingsCopy !req
664. tonight here
at Frontier Lanes.Copy !req
665. It's time for the big
disco contest,Copy !req
666. and let's bring up our first
contestant of the night,Copy !req
667. Mr. Nick Andopolis!Copy !req
668. Andopolis.Copy !req
669. Nicky.Copy !req
670. Nick! Come on, baby.
It's your turn.Copy !req
671. It's time to boogie
oogie oogie.Copy !req
672. - Whoohoo!
- ♪ TonightCopy !req
673. I love you, Nick!Copy !req
674. Ookay, all right,
Mr. Andopolis.Copy !req
675. It's time to clear the floor
for the next contestant.Copy !req
676. - Yes!
- ♪ Hoo hoo.Copy !req
677. - Nick, you were so great!
- Thanks.Copy !req
678. Oh, my god,
you are gonna win for sure.Copy !req
679. All right,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
680. I'd like you to all
put your hands togetherCopy !req
681. for the magical
disco stylings of...Copy !req
682. Eugene.Copy !req
683. What the heck?Copy !req
684. They didn't say that you
were allowed to do magic!Copy !req
685. Wow. He's really good.Copy !req
686. Greetings, Princess.Copy !req
687. It is I,
Carlos the Dwarf.Copy !req
688. The dragon
has been slain,Copy !req
689. and you're free
to rule your kingdom.Copy !req
690. Congratulations, Daniel.Copy !req
691. You just finished your first
Dungeons and Dragons campaign.Copy !req
692. Whoo!Copy !req
693. All right!Copy !req
694. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
695. Hey...
this is really fun.Copy !req
696. You guys wanna do this
tomorrow night?Copy !req
697. - Sure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
698. I would,Copy !req
699. but Harris
killed me again.Copy !req
700. You had it coming, Bill.Copy !req
701. Well, kick his ass
tomorrow night, Bill.Copy !req
702. Just leave it to Carlos.Copy !req
703. Yeah.Copy !req
704. I'm gonna get another drink.
You guys want anything?Copy !req
705. No.Copy !req
706. Gordon, Bill?
All right.Copy !req
707. - Wow, he's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
708. Does... him wanting
to play with us againCopy !req
709. mean that he's...
turning into a geek...Copy !req
710. Or we're turning
into cool guys?Copy !req
711. I don't know.Copy !req
712. But I'm gonna go
for us being cool guys.Copy !req
713. Yeah, I'll buy that.Copy !req
714. Yeah. Definitely
cool guys.Copy !req
715. Cool.Copy !req
716. Oh, are you sure you don't
want us to drive you to U of M?Copy !req
717. We don't mind.Copy !req
718. No, Mom, it's okay.
I'd kinda like to do this,Copy !req
719. you know, get my head straight
before I get there.Copy !req
720. Okay. I understand.
Oh!Copy !req
721. We are so proud
of you!Copy !req
722. You go and you have yourself
a great time.Copy !req
723. Yeah, you go and make
the Weirs proud.Copy !req
724. Be smarter than all
those other kids.Copy !req
725. - Harold.
- Dad!Copy !req
726. Have a nice time, Lindsay.
I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
727. Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
728. Come on. I'm only going
for a couple of weeks.Copy !req
729. You won't even
know I'm gone.Copy !req
730. Yeah, I guess so.
See you.Copy !req
731. See you.Copy !req
732. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
733. No, no, no!
Lindsay, Lindsay!Copy !req
734. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
735. Hi. I've got something
for you.Copy !req
736. It's chocolates
for a sweet trip.Copy !req
737. Yeah, we always
give my grandma chocolatesCopy !req
738. when we put her
on the bus.Copy !req
739. That, and we pin her name
and address on her jacketCopy !req
740. in case she gets lost.Copy !req
741. Thanks, Neal.Copy !req
742. It's nice.Copy !req
743. Bye, Bill.Copy !req
744. Hey, he didn't
get you anything!Copy !req
745. Oh. That's just
for comin' down.Copy !req
746. It didn't cost me
a cent.Copy !req
747. All right,
I'll see you.Copy !req
748. - Okay, honey, we'll see you.
- Byebye, sweetie.Copy !req
749. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
750. Yeah, sweetie?Copy !req
751. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
752. Okay, honey.Copy !req
753. Okay. Love you.Copy !req
754. I miss you already!Copy !req