1. - What is this?
- Creamed spinach.Copy !req
2. Hm.Copy !req
3. And what is this?Copy !req
4. That's Salisbury steak.Copy !req
5. What makes that different
from the regular steak?Copy !req
6. I don't know.Copy !req
7. The Salisbury sauce,
I suppose.Copy !req
8. You want some?Copy !req
9. Uh...Copy !req
10. Nikolai, it's time to go.
Let's go.Copy !req
11. You know, I always
notice that...Copy !req
12. The day after we have
Salisbury steak,Copy !req
13. we always have hamburgers.Copy !req
14. But then the day
after that,Copy !req
15. we always have
meatball heroes.Copy !req
16. And a few days after that,
we have meatloaf.Copy !req
17. So is it the same meat?Copy !req
18. Are you guys...Copy !req
19. Are you guys
recycling the meat?Copy !req
20. It's different meat.Copy !req
21. Yeah, well...Copy !req
22. I guess you would have
to say that, right?Copy !req
23. I'll have
the Salisbury steak, please.Copy !req
24. Excellent choice, sir.Copy !req
25. Thanks.Copy !req
26. All right.
Yum-yum.Copy !req
27. Some Salisbury dog meat
for us, please.Copy !req
28. Hey, Nick.Copy !req
29. Hey.Copy !req
30. Where have you been?Copy !req
31. You told me we were
going to Denny's.Copy !req
32. I was waiting for you
in the parking lot.Copy !req
33. Did I say that?Copy !req
34. Yeah. After
third period.Copy !req
35. Third period?Copy !req
36. In the hallway
at my locker.Copy !req
37. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
38. Oh, man, I'm sorry.Copy !req
39. Do you still want
to go, or...Copy !req
40. You're already
eating.Copy !req
41. Yeah, but that's okay.Copy !req
42. I could eat again.
I'm kinda hungry.Copy !req
43. You're kinda stoned.Copy !req
44. I'm very stoned.Copy !req
45. Report cards come out in,
like, two weeks,Copy !req
46. so I thought I'd try
to have some funCopy !req
47. before the whip comes down.
You know?Copy !req
48. Forget it.Copy !req
49. What's wrong with Lindsay?Copy !req
50. I don't know, man.
She's crazy.Copy !req
51. Hey.
So?Copy !req
52. I don't have any in yet.Copy !req
53. The town can't be
totally dry, Mark.Copy !req
54. That's sick.
Come on.Copy !req
55. It happens.Copy !req
56. Don't worry.
I'll get you some.Copy !req
57. Don't you grow your own?Copy !req
58. No.Copy !req
59. That's‒you are so
full of it.Copy !req
60. I know that you
grow your own.Copy !req
61. Tommy Genaro told me
that it was amazing.Copy !req
62. That's a lie.Copy !req
63. My dad found
my grow lights,Copy !req
64. and he ran over them
with his car.Copy !req
65. He better have.Copy !req
66. The customer is king, Mark.Copy !req
67. The customer is king.Copy !req
68. What?Copy !req
69. You know what.Copy !req
70. Pelicans.
That looks exciting.Copy !req
71. Try two.Copy !req
72. No, no. Try four.Copy !req
73. Seven?Copy !req
74. Ah, that's it.
Okay, great.Copy !req
75. Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
76. Oh, Lindsay,Copy !req
77. the Johnsons want you
to baby-sit on Thursday.Copy !req
78. What do they pay?Copy !req
79. $1.50 an hour.Copy !req
80. That's all?Copy !req
81. They're so cheap.Copy !req
82. Yes, Lindsay, they should
pay you a king's ransomCopy !req
83. to lay around
drinking popCopy !req
84. and watching TV
on their couch.Copy !req
85. Well, am I supposed
to work for slave wages?Copy !req
86. I guess keeping their kid
safe and secureCopy !req
87. isn't worth
that much to them.Copy !req
88. All right. Enough already.
Everybody be quiet.Copy !req
89. I'm trying to watch
"Charlie's Angels".Copy !req
90. Sam, who's your
favorite angel?Copy !req
91. I like Bosley.Copy !req
92. Bosley?Copy !req
93. Nobody watches this show
for Bosley.Copy !req
94. He's funny.Copy !req
95. Yeah?
Well, he's no Kate Jackson,Copy !req
96. I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
97. He doesn't care.Copy !req
98. He's in love
with Cindy Sanders.Copy !req
99. No, not anymore.Copy !req
100. She's going out
with Todd Schellinger.Copy !req
101. Aw. well,
it's her loss, honey.Copy !req
102. She's the one
missing out.Copy !req
103. Well, has anybody else
caught your fancy?Copy !req
104. Dad!Copy !req
105. Hey, stop,
you're embarrassing him.Copy !req
106. Well, I just think there comes
a time in a young man's lifeCopy !req
107. when he should begin
testing the waters.Copy !req
108. What about me
testing the waters?Copy !req
109. You can test
the waters too‒Copy !req
110. after you get married.Copy !req
111. Oh, did you hear?Copy !req
112. Freshman student government
voted Cindy and ToddCopy !req
113. "cutest couple."Copy !req
114. Aw, man! When is she
gonna break up with him?Copy !req
115. I thought jocks are always
dumping their girlfriends.Copy !req
116. Sam, it may very well be time
to admit to yourselfCopy !req
117. that the Cindy ship
has sailed.Copy !req
118. It's time to board
another vessel.Copy !req
119. Another what?Copy !req
120. Hey! My new binder.Copy !req
121. Mm! New tri-folder
organizer.Copy !req
122. Very impressive.Copy !req
123. I have one of those babies
myself.Copy !req
124. Could you please watch
where you're going?Copy !req
125. Oh, it would be
my pleasure.Copy !req
126. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
127. Hey, guys.Copy !req
128. Hey, Maureen.Copy !req
129. Did you guys do the reading
for social studi‒Copy !req
130. Maureen, come on,
let's go.Copy !req
131. Okay.Copy !req
132. Um, I'll see you guys
in class.Copy !req
133. See ya.Copy !req
134. See, Sam?
Those are the kinda womenCopy !req
135. we should be going for.Copy !req
136. The Cindy Sanders
of this worldCopy !req
137. are just...
hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
138. Vicki is a five-course meal.Copy !req
139. Hor what?Copy !req
140. Hey, Bill.Copy !req
141. Bill, you want some
crushed nuts with your sundae?Copy !req
142. My what?Copy !req
143. Ohh!Copy !req
144. That guy needs
a new joke.Copy !req
145. For the next week,
we're going to be talkingCopy !req
146. about the civil rights
movement.Copy !req
147. So that should be fun,Copy !req
148. 'cause that was
a really exciting time.Copy !req
149. Now, most people think of
Martin Luther King Jr.Copy !req
150. when they talk
about this time,Copy !req
151. but the movement was
sparked by one womanCopy !req
152. who refused to give up
her seat on a public bus.Copy !req
153. Does anyone
know her name?Copy !req
154. Rosa Parks.Copy !req
155. That's right, Bill.
Very good.Copy !req
156. Ah-choo!Copy !req
157. God bless‒Copy !req
158. Whoa. God bless you,
Miss Foote.Copy !req
159. Thank you.Copy !req
160. Ah. My allergies are
really acting up today.Copy !req
161. Yeah. Mine too.Copy !req
162. Do you want me
to close the window?Copy !req
163. No. Thank you, Bill.Copy !req
164. Brown nose.Copy !req
165. Alan.Copy !req
166. What are you allergic to,
Bill?Copy !req
167. Well, a lot of things
are on that list‒Copy !req
168. like, bees and air
and cats and dogs.Copy !req
169. Well, not dogs.
Well, some dogs.Copy !req
170. If I eat a peanut,
I could die.Copy !req
171. Wow. Really?Copy !req
172. Yeah. It happened once
in summer camp,Copy !req
173. and I had to be taken away
in an ambulance.Copy !req
174. So don't eat 'em, dork.Copy !req
175. I don't.Copy !req
176. If I did,
I could die.Copy !req
177. You know, Bill,
that's really unusual.Copy !req
178. Not really.Copy !req
179. I mean, a lot of people
have ailments like that.Copy !req
180. Like... like,
Neal has psoriasis,Copy !req
181. which is like
lizard skin.Copy !req
182. And Sam passes outCopy !req
183. if he even thinks
about blood.Copy !req
184. Okay. So...Copy !req
185. I can't believe you.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. We're finally starting to
get some respect around here,Copy !req
188. and you had to
go ruin it.Copy !req
189. How are we gonna get in
with Maureen and her friendsCopy !req
190. if you tell the whole class
about my fainting,Copy !req
191. your dumb allergies,
and Neal's lizard skin?Copy !req
192. Hey.
It's called psoriasis,Copy !req
193. and 10% of the population
will suffer from itCopy !req
194. at some point
in their life.Copy !req
195. What's the big deal?Copy !req
196. It's nothing
to be ashamed of.Copy !req
197. You were too busy
flirting with Miss FooteCopy !req
198. to realize you were
making fools out of us.Copy !req
199. I was not flirting
with Miss Foote.Copy !req
200. And you're killing
my chances with Vicki.Copy !req
201. You don't have
a chance with Vicki.Copy !req
202. You don't have a chance
with Miss Foote.Copy !req
203. I got a better chance with Miss
Foote than you have with Vicki,Copy !req
204. and I don't have
a chance at all.Copy !req
205. Fine, Bill.
Be a geek your whole life.Copy !req
206. I'm sick of it.Copy !req
207. You guys have any pot?Copy !req
208. No.Copy !req
209. The cupboard
is bare, man.Copy !req
210. Yeah? I'm running out
really quick.Copy !req
211. I've been rationing
all week.Copy !req
212. I don't know what
I'm gonna do.Copy !req
213. Um, not be stoned?Copy !req
214. Ha-ha.Copy !req
215. I'm serious, you guys.Copy !req
216. You don't have
any pot?Copy !req
217. Hey, wait a minute, Daniel.
You always have pot, man.Copy !req
218. Daniel, don't be
a cheap bastard.Copy !req
219. I always hook you up.Copy !req
220. Oh, yeah?
When was that, man?Copy !req
221. You haven't passed
a joint in your life.Copy !req
222. Yeah. You know,
it's really, uh...Copy !req
223. It's really uncool if you guys
are holding out on me.Copy !req
224. I'm gonna kill Mark.Copy !req
225. That guy is turning
into a wastebasket.Copy !req
226. No kidding.Copy !req
227. Just look at him.
He's a freakin' mess.Copy !req
228. You are holding out
on him.Copy !req
229. Shh.Copy !req
230. Of course.Copy !req
231. But I'm gonna
toss this stuff.Copy !req
232. You're gonna
throw away your weed?Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. Look, man,
this stuff is bad.Copy !req
235. I gotta stay sharp
if I wanna, you know...Copy !req
236. Stay sharp?Copy !req
237. Yeah.Copy !req
238. Well, here's a plan.Copy !req
239. How about, you know, instead
of letting that go to waste,Copy !req
240. you donate it
to a worthy cause.Copy !req
241. Like, uh, me.Copy !req
242. I can't give it to you.Copy !req
243. Why not?Copy !req
244. I care about you.Copy !req
245. Just give it to me.Copy !req
246. No.Copy !req
247. Come on, give it to me.Copy !req
248. Why don't you
give it to me?Copy !req
249. I'll see you
in my office.Copy !req
250. Hey, Nick.Copy !req
251. Oh, hey.Copy !req
252. How you holdin' up?Copy !req
253. You know,
five days with no pot.Copy !req
254. I almost smoked my mom's
ferns last night.Copy !req
255. You look really good.Copy !req
256. Your eyes are all clear.Copy !req
257. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
258. At least I'm saving money
on eye drops.Copy !req
259. Oh, come on.
It can't be that big a deal.Copy !req
260. Nah, nah.
It's just a bummer.Copy !req
261. Well...Copy !req
262. Let's do something fun.Copy !req
263. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. I'll meet you at lunch
and we'll cut out.Copy !req
265. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
266. Okay.Copy !req
267. And George Washington Carver
had many accomplishments,Copy !req
268. but he was best known for
his work with the peanut.Copy !req
269. And for being Bill's
mortal enemy.Copy !req
270. Get it, Bill?Copy !req
271. Because you're allergic
to peanuts.Copy !req
272. Yeah,
that was a good one.Copy !req
273. Don't forget
your reading assignments,Copy !req
274. and your essays
are due on Monday.Copy !req
275. Thank you.Copy !req
276. Are you all right,
Bill?Copy !req
277. Yeah, I...Copy !req
278. I just don't like you talking
so much about my allergies.Copy !req
279. It makes me look
like a geek.Copy !req
280. I'm sorry.Copy !req
281. It's okay.Copy !req
282. You know, Bill,
you're not a geek.Copy !req
283. Tell that to
the rest of the world.Copy !req
284. Hey, guys.Copy !req
285. So, whose mom
is gonna drive usCopy !req
286. to the sci-fi convention
on Saturday?Copy !req
287. Oh, actually,
Sam and ICopy !req
288. are going to
a cheerleading competitionCopy !req
289. to see Vicki and Maureen
compete.Copy !req
290. Yeah, Maureen
invited us.Copy !req
291. Then what about
the sci-fi convention?Copy !req
292. - Um...
- Uh...Copy !req
293. Oh!Copy !req
294. Yeah, you can ask
Gordon to go with you.Copy !req
295. I mean, he loves
science fiction.Copy !req
296. I don't like sci-fi.Copy !req
297. I love, love, love it!Copy !req
298. Should your mom drive,
or should mine?Copy !req
299. Hey, maybe my mom
should driveCopy !req
300. because she puts all my
make-up on in the parking lotCopy !req
301. before I go in.Copy !req
302. Great.Copy !req
303. Oh, no!Copy !req
304. Come on!Copy !req
305. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
306. Come on,
that's not fair!Copy !req
307. What?
That's easy for me...Copy !req
308. And Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.Copy !req
309. All right.Copy !req
310. All right,
let's go.Copy !req
311. Hit your mark.Copy !req
312. Get your foot up.Copy !req
313. - Get your foot up.
- Okay.Copy !req
314. Oh, that's too bad.Copy !req
315. Go, come on,
shoot it.Copy !req
316. Hey, Nick.Copy !req
317. The eagle has landed.Copy !req
318. I love the eagle.Copy !req
319. You know how
there was a drought, man?Copy !req
320. Now there's a flood.Copy !req
321. Tell your friends
we're having a harvest sale.Copy !req
322. It's gonna be 40.Copy !req
323. All right.Copy !req
324. Enjoy.Copy !req
325. Hey, go easy, though.Copy !req
326. This is some
strong stuff.Copy !req
327. It's hydroponic.Copy !req
328. Like the lettuce?Copy !req
329. Yeah,
like the lettuce.Copy !req
330. - See ya later, man.
- All right.Copy !req
331. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
332. Wanna come to my house
and smoke this?Copy !req
333. Uh... no.Copy !req
334. It'll be fun.Copy !req
335. I don't smoke pot.Copy !req
336. Come on.Copy !req
337. What's the big deal?Copy !req
338. It's from the earth.
It's natural.Copy !req
339. Why would it be there if we
weren't supposed to smoke it?Copy !req
340. Dog crap is here,
and we don't smoke that.Copy !req
341. All right.
You know what? Fine.Copy !req
342. You're too good for pot.Copy !req
343. I'm a low life.Copy !req
344. Okay, maybe
I'll smoke a little.Copy !req
345. Just to see what it's like.Copy !req
346. Yeah?Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. We're gonna have
so much fun.Copy !req
349. I thought you said
this was supposed to be fun.Copy !req
350. Yeah, this is fun, huh?Copy !req
351. What's so fun
about this?Copy !req
352. What's not fun
about this?Copy !req
353. Oh, shh...
listen to this drum fill.Copy !req
354. Ohh!
That guy is amazing.Copy !req
355. Do you‒do you know
how hard that is?Copy !req
356. Oh...Copy !req
357. Hey...Copy !req
358. Do you want
to go to the marketCopy !req
359. and get some
Drake's Cakes?Copy !req
360. No.Copy !req
361. Why do you do this, Nick?Copy !req
362. You're an amazing guy
when you're not stoned.Copy !req
363. Don't start with that.Copy !req
364. You know, I've been waiting for
this moment all week, all right?Copy !req
365. Yeah, I know you have.Copy !req
366. I think it's sad.Copy !req
367. You know what? You don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
368. You come in here,
you take one hit,Copy !req
369. and you don't even
inhale it‒Copy !req
370. and then you're gonna
criticize meCopy !req
371. and you're gonna
tell me that I'm lame?Copy !req
372. What do you know?Copy !req
373. You've never even
been high before,Copy !req
374. so who are you
to judge me?Copy !req
375. Look at you.
You are addicted.Copy !req
376. Oh, come on, Lindsay.
please.Copy !req
377. You are.Copy !req
378. I mean, what's the highlight
of your week?Copy !req
379. Sitting on your couch
eating chips,Copy !req
380. dreaming
of Drake's Cakes?Copy !req
381. You know what? It's better
than sitting thereCopy !req
382. with a board up my butt,
like you.Copy !req
383. You don't feel anything.
You don't enjoy anything.Copy !req
384. You know what?
I got news for you:Copy !req
385. you're just like
your father...Copy !req
386. Except you don't want
to admit it.Copy !req
387. You're a drag.Copy !req
388. And you know what?Copy !req
389. Here, you see it?Copy !req
390. I'm really addicted.Copy !req
391. How am I gonna live
without it?Copy !req
392. Why don't you grow up,
all right, Lindsay?Copy !req
393. 'Cause you don't know
everything.Copy !req
394. And when it comes to pot,
you know what?Copy !req
395. You don't know anything.Copy !req
396. Check out Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
397. He's probably eating a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich,Copy !req
398. the liar.Copy !req
399. Hmm. Let's find out
if he's lying.Copy !req
400. Gordon.Copy !req
401. Um, I don't think I can go
to the sci-fi convention,Copy !req
402. 'cause my mom wants me to
help her clean the garage.Copy !req
403. What a bummer.Copy !req
404. You're gonna miss
George Takei, you know.Copy !req
405. Sorry.Copy !req
406. I was gonna lend you
my Yoda mask too.Copy !req
407. Well...
next time.Copy !req
408. We'll go next time.Copy !req
409. Sit back and watch
the fireworks.Copy !req
410. Are you guys
gonna eat with me?Copy !req
411. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
412. I don't know,
I just thought‒Copy !req
413. thought maybe I was
too geeky to eat with.Copy !req
414. You are, but we're
too hungry to care.Copy !req
415. This is crunchy.Copy !req
416. So?Copy !req
417. Like...
like peanuty crunchy.Copy !req
418. You want me to go get
Ms. Foote so you twoCopy !req
419. can discuss it?Copy !req
420. Did you guys put something
in my sandwich?Copy !req
421. No.Copy !req
422. Hey, Haverchuck,
what happens now?Copy !req
423. Should we call
an ambulance?Copy !req
424. Yeah.Copy !req
425. What?Copy !req
426. Come on, people, move!Copy !req
427. Let's go!
Get out of the way!Copy !req
428. It's all right, Bill.Copy !req
429. Everything
is going to be okay.Copy !req
430. Mrs. Haverchuck.Copy !req
431. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
432. Is Bill still alive?Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. Yeah, the doctor's in there
with him right now.Copy !req
435. Oh, my god, Gloria.
I am so sorry.Copy !req
436. This hasn't happened
in years.Copy !req
437. Last time
he ate a peanut,Copy !req
438. he was in a coma
for two days.Copy !req
439. The doctor said
he almost didn't make it.Copy !req
440. Is he gonna die?Copy !req
441. No, of course not.Copy !req
442. No, sweetie, no.Copy !req
443. Sit down.Copy !req
444. Sam, could you not use
the word "die" in a hospital?Copy !req
445. You asked
if he was still alive.Copy !req
446. That's an optimistic
question.Copy !req
447. Alive is good.
Die is bad.Copy !req
448. Trust me on this.
My dad's a dentist.Copy !req
449. So, Frank,
how's it feel to be back?Copy !req
450. Oh, it's a trip.Copy !req
451. Girls are cuter.
A lot cuter.Copy !req
452. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
453. Just finishing up
with an old student.Copy !req
454. Oh, forgive me, Frank.Copy !req
455. This is Daniel Desario
and Ken Miller.Copy !req
456. What's up, guys?Copy !req
457. - How's it goin'?
- Hey.Copy !req
458. How you feelin'?Copy !req
459. You into Floyd?Copy !req
460. Oh, hell, yeah.Copy !req
461. I saw them
at the pyramids.Copy !req
462. The egyptian pyramids?Copy !req
463. Uh, I don't think they've
ever played the pyramids.Copy !req
464. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
465. You're right.Copy !req
466. It was the Dead.Copy !req
467. I just got confused because
I was thinking of another guyCopy !req
468. I went to both shows with,
you know?Copy !req
469. His name was Tim.Copy !req
470. Hey, I saw Floyd
at the laser dome.Copy !req
471. They weren't there,
but it was their music.Copy !req
472. Well,
thanks for lunch, Frank.Copy !req
473. Definitely, Jeff.Copy !req
474. - We'll do it again soon.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
475. See you, guys.Copy !req
476. Shine on,
you crazy diamonds.Copy !req
477. All right.Copy !req
478. Daniel. Ken,
have a seat.Copy !req
479. Thanks.Copy !req
480. That was for your benefit.Copy !req
481. I want you
to remember that man.Copy !req
482. Why?Copy !req
483. 'Cause he's fried
out of his mind.Copy !req
484. He's Mr. Wake and Bake.Copy !req
485. - So?
- He's your future.Copy !req
486. Keep burning the bong
at both endsCopy !req
487. and you'll wind up
just like him.Copy !req
488. Mr. Rosso,
I told you.Copy !req
489. I was just trying
to get rid of my weed.Copy !req
490. How dumb do I look?Copy !req
491. Do you really
want to know?Copy !req
492. I could have you
expelled for this,Copy !req
493. but I'm gonna
give you a break.Copy !req
494. Learn from Frank...Copy !req
495. Or you'll be Frank.Copy !req
496. It's your choice.Copy !req
497. Fine.Copy !req
498. Do we understand
each other?Copy !req
499. As much as
that's possible.Copy !req
500. What if Bill's ghost
starts to haunt us?Copy !req
501. Then he'll come into
our rooms at nightCopy !req
502. and start throwing
things at us.Copy !req
503. No, no. Bill wouldn't
do that, you know?Copy !req
504. He's our friend, right?Copy !req
505. That's true.Copy !req
506. I mean, maybe he'd be like
Casper the friendly ghost.Copy !req
507. You know?Copy !req
508. He'd hang out with us, and no
one would talk to him but us.Copy !req
509. I mean, no one
would know he was there.Copy !req
510. Oh, yeah, yeah,Copy !req
511. and people would catch us
talking to him,Copy !req
512. and they would think
we were crazy‒Copy !req
513. like Wilbur on Mr. Ed.Copy !req
514. - That would be cool.
- My little Bill.Copy !req
515. Oh, god,
I'm so worried.Copy !req
516. All right, Gloria,
He's gonna be all right.Copy !req
517. Oh, please...Copy !req
518. But it wouldn't be like that,
would it?Copy !req
519. He'd just be dead and gone
forever, wouldn't he?Copy !req
520. Yeah.Copy !req
521. What‒what do people do
when they're not stoned?Copy !req
522. I don't know.Copy !req
523. Relate to one another?Copy !req
524. I don't want to relate
to anybody.Copy !req
525. I want to relate
to Lindsay.Copy !req
526. She's‒she's so smart
and straight.Copy !req
527. I don't think
it can work.Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. Well, it's definitely
not gonna workCopy !req
530. if you're smoking weed.Copy !req
531. Yeah, she's too sweet
and perfect for that.Copy !req
532. Lindsay?Copy !req
533. Lindsay,
you in there?Copy !req
534. Yeah.Copy !req
535. Lindsay,
what are you doing?Copy !req
536. Dad, what are you
doing home?Copy !req
537. I forgot my wallet.Copy !req
538. What are you doing home?Copy !req
539. What am I doing home?Copy !req
540. What, like,
why am I here?Copy !req
541. What are you doing here?Copy !req
542. You're supposed to be
baby-sitting for the Johnsons.Copy !req
543. I am?Copy !req
544. Yeah, you'd better
get over there.Copy !req
545. They're gonna be
really mad.Copy !req
546. Well, Dad,
I have to cancel.Copy !req
547. I have a lot
of homework to do.Copy !req
548. Lindsay, you're not
canceling on them.Copy !req
549. Now, do your homework
over there.Copy !req
550. Are you all right?Copy !req
551. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
552. I'm just tired.Copy !req
553. I have...
woman problems.Copy !req
554. I don't want
to hear about it.Copy !req
555. Just get over there.Copy !req
556. Hey, idiot,
take your time.Copy !req
557. Come on, move it.Copy !req
558. Oh, no.Copy !req
559. What is he
doing here?Copy !req
560. Excuse me.Copy !req
561. Which one of you
is Bill's mother?Copy !req
562. I am.Copy !req
563. My son has something
he'd like to say to you.Copy !req
564. I'm the one who put the
peanut on Bill's sandwich.Copy !req
565. I thought he was faking,
though.Copy !req
566. He's always lying
about stuff like that.Copy !req
567. I didn't know
he was really allergic.Copy !req
568. I swear.Copy !req
569. My goodness.Copy !req
570. Can I talk to him
and tell him I'm sorry?Copy !req
571. No, you can't talk to him...Copy !req
572. Because he's unconscious,
and he's in critical condition,Copy !req
573. and you'd better believe
he's not lying about that.Copy !req
574. Sit down.Copy !req
575. Millie!Copy !req
576. Millie,
I need your help.Copy !req
577. What is it?Copy !req
578. Did you forget
your social studies book again?Copy !req
579. No.Copy !req
580. I'm going baby-sitting,
and I want you to come with me.Copy !req
581. Really?Copy !req
582. Why?Copy !req
583. Because it will be fun.Copy !req
584. You're high.Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. You're on the pot.Copy !req
587. How could you tell?Copy !req
588. I'm not dumb, Lindsay.Copy !req
589. I know what high people
look like.Copy !req
590. I went to a Seals and Crofts
concert last summer.Copy !req
591. Okay.Copy !req
592. I didn't want to.Copy !req
593. Nick talked me into itCopy !req
594. and now I'm really stoned,Copy !req
595. and I don't know
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
596. I really feel weird,
Millie.Copy !req
597. Fine. I'll go with you.Copy !req
598. But only for the safety
of the child.Copy !req
599. Thank you, Millie.Copy !req
600. No, thank your dealer.Copy !req
601. You awake?Copy !req
602. Haverchuck.Copy !req
603. You're not faking,
are you?Copy !req
604. I didn't think
you were really allergic.Copy !req
605. You just always say
stupid stuff like that.Copy !req
606. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
607. I‒I didn't mean to put you
in the hospital.Copy !req
608. I was just goofing on you.Copy !req
609. You know, it's not like you
guys have ever been nice to me.Copy !req
610. I remember, like,
in the fourth grade,Copy !req
611. I used to think you guys
were, like, really cool.Copy !req
612. And this one time, you brought
a model of the Saturn 5Copy !req
613. in for show-and-tell,Copy !req
614. and I asked you guys if I could
shoot off rockets with you,Copy !req
615. and you said no.Copy !req
616. So, what, I'm supposed to be
all nice to you guys and stuff?Copy !req
617. I like comic books
and science fiction too,Copy !req
618. but you guys never
ask me to hang out.Copy !req
619. Please don't die.Copy !req
620. Okay?Copy !req
621. I promise, I'll never
be mean to you again,Copy !req
622. even if you do something
really stupid.Copy !req
623. Just don't die.Copy !req
624. If a balloon breaks,Copy !req
625. make sure he doesn't
put it in his mouth,Copy !req
626. 'cause he could
choke on it.Copy !req
627. Do you know
the Heimlich maneuver?Copy !req
628. Great.Copy !req
629. Don't let him go into
the kitchen tonight, okay?Copy !req
630. If he goes in there,
the first thing he's gonna doCopy !req
631. is go after the knives.Copy !req
632. Um, he's already eaten,
so if he says he's hungryCopy !req
633. that means he wants
junk food,Copy !req
634. and the junk food drawer
is in the kitchen.Copy !req
635. The lower one
next to the sink.Copy !req
636. He's allowed to have
one thing.Copy !req
637. He'll say he can have more,
but he can't.Copy !req
638. Excuse me.Copy !req
639. I gotta go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
640. We'll be back at 9:00.Copy !req
641. We left the number
in the kitchen, where we'll be.Copy !req
642. Also on there you'll find
the police department...Copy !req
643. - The fire department...
- My mother... my sister...Copy !req
644. It's all
on the refrigerator, okay?Copy !req
645. Oh, is poison control
on there?Copy !req
646. Poison control
is on there.Copy !req
647. Okay? And please
don't let him ride the dog.Copy !req
648. - Bye-bye.
- Have fun.Copy !req
649. - Sam.
- Neal.Copy !req
650. We heard about Bill.Copy !req
651. Oh, my god,
is he all right?Copy !req
652. We don't know.Copy !req
653. How are you guys?Copy !req
654. This is
so horrible.Copy !req
655. We're okay. We're just
worried about Bill.Copy !req
656. Well, what's happening?Copy !req
657. He's in critical condition.Copy !req
658. Oh, my god.Copy !req
659. I hope he's okay.Copy !req
660. I feel so guilty.Copy !req
661. Why?Copy !req
662. If I would have taken
more care of myselfCopy !req
663. when I was pregnant
with Bill,Copy !req
664. maybe he wouldn't even
get allergies like this.Copy !req
665. Don't blame yourself.Copy !req
666. We didn't know
back then.Copy !req
667. When I was pregnant
with Sam,Copy !req
668. I didn't think twice
about nutrition.Copy !req
669. I was drinking
a lot back then.Copy !req
670. Oh.Copy !req
671. Well, you know...Copy !req
672. Gettin' high,
poppin' pills.Copy !req
673. This is all my fault.Copy !req
674. When Sam was
four months old...Copy !req
675. I...Copy !req
676. Dropped him
on a brick patio.Copy !req
677. He had a hairline fracture
of the skull.Copy !req
678. Really?Copy !req
679. Yes.Copy !req
680. Uhh.Copy !req
681. Thanks, Jean.Copy !req
682. a mixture of leaves, stems,Copy !req
683. "and flowering topsCopy !req
684. "of the indian hemp plant
'cannabis sativa'..."Copy !req
685. "Many users describe two phases
of marijuana intoxication.Copy !req
686. "an initial stimulation,
giddiness, euphoria,Copy !req
687. "followed by sedation
and pleasant tranquility.Copy !req
688. "Negative effects
can include confusion,Copy !req
689. "acute panic reactions,
anxiety attacks, fear...Copy !req
690. "Mood changesCopy !req
691. "are often accompanied
by altered perceptionsCopy !req
692. "of time and space,Copy !req
693. "and ones bodily dimensions,
extending the process..."Copy !req
694. "becomes interruptedCopy !req
695. "by fragmenting ideas
and memories..."Copy !req
696. "has not been established.Copy !req
697. "Like alcohol intoxication,
marijuana intoxication..."Copy !req
698. "Chronic marijuana users
are said to developCopy !req
699. "amotivational syndrome,
characterized by passivity,Copy !req
700. decreased motivation and
preoccupation with drug taking."Copy !req
701. "Many users report
increased appetite,Copy !req
702. heightened sensory awareness
and pleasure..."Copy !req
703. You're it! You're it!
You're it!Copy !req
704. I'm not it!
I'm not even playing.Copy !req
705. You're it! You're it!
I found you!Copy !req
706. No, I wasn't even hiding.Copy !req
707. Stop cheating.Copy !req
708. It's my turn to hide now,
and you're cheating.Copy !req
709. No, no, no,
I'm not cheating.Copy !req
710. Just give me some space,
man, okay?Copy !req
711. Oh, my god, Lindsay.
What happened?Copy !req
712. Millie,
the kid is in there.Copy !req
713. He found me.Copy !req
714. So you're it.Copy !req
715. Well, I can't
handle him right now.Copy !req
716. What am I doing here,
Millie?Copy !req
717. I don't like this place.
It's freaking me out.Copy !req
718. I don't like it.Copy !req
719. Maybe I'll go outside
and lay down for awhile,Copy !req
720. and then I'll walk home
when I feel better, okay?Copy !req
721. No, Lindsay.Copy !req
722. Calm down.Copy !req
723. Just go
in the living room.Copy !req
724. I'll put Ronnie to bed,Copy !req
725. and then I'll come
take care of you.Copy !req
726. Thanks, Millie.Copy !req
727. Millie?Copy !req
728. Yeah?Copy !req
729. How long does this last?Copy !req
730. Nick is stoned
all the time.Copy !req
731. He deals with his parents
when he's high.Copy !req
732. He goes to class
when he's high.Copy !req
733. Why would he do that?Copy !req
734. Because he's unhappy.Copy !req
735. That's right.Copy !req
736. That's right.Copy !req
737. He's unhappy.Copy !req
738. We're all unhappy.Copy !req
739. That's the thing
about life, Millie.Copy !req
740. That's the horrible
thing about life.Copy !req
741. I'm not unhappy.Copy !req
742. Yes, you are.
We all are.Copy !req
743. Well, not like you guys.Copy !req
744. Why not?Copy !req
745. Because I know
God's taking care of me.Copy !req
746. I don't believe in God.Copy !req
747. I know.Copy !req
748. That's why you're unhappy.Copy !req
749. That's why you're stoned.Copy !req
750. God doesn't make sense.Copy !req
751. It's not logical.Copy !req
752. Well, it may not
be logical,Copy !req
753. but I have faith.Copy !req
754. Faith based on what?Copy !req
755. What if this
is a dream?Copy !req
756. What if all of this
is a dream?Copy !req
757. What if all this
is a dream,Copy !req
758. and it's not even
our dream,Copy !req
759. it's that dog's dream.Copy !req
760. Maybe we're just
existing in his mind,Copy !req
761. and all of a suddenCopy !req
762. he'll wake up to go drink out
of the toilet,Copy !req
763. and we'll be gone.Copy !req
764. What would happen to us
if that dog wakes up?Copy !req
765. It'll be over.Copy !req
766. Life is not
that dog's dream.Copy !req
767. We live in God's world.Copy !req
768. Millie,
what are you doing?Copy !req
769. I'm gonna
wake up this dog.Copy !req
770. Millie, no.
Don't, please.Copy !req
771. Lindsay, it'll be okay.
Don't worry.Copy !req
772. Don't wake up that dog,
Millie. Please.Copy !req
773. I don't want you to.Copy !req
774. Lindsay, it's okay.Copy !req
775. No, please.Copy !req
776. Just have faith, Lindsay.
Have faith.Copy !req
777. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
778. Arise, doggy.Copy !req
779. Arise, doggy. Arise.Copy !req
780. You see?Copy !req
781. Believe, Lindsay.Copy !req
782. All right,
just for a minute.Copy !req
783. Oh, Billy!
Billy!Copy !req
784. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
785. You're hurting me.Copy !req
786. - Bill, you're alive!
- I knew you'd make it.Copy !req
787. Did I almost die?Copy !req
788. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
789. That's cool.Copy !req
790. He's been through a lot.Copy !req
791. His body has a lot
of recovering to do,Copy !req
792. so let's let him
get some rest.Copy !req
793. That's a good idea.Copy !req
794. I gotta call your dad.
He was worried sick.Copy !req
795. Really?Copy !req
796. Yeah, of course.
We all were.Copy !req
797. Come on, boys.Copy !req
798. Get some rest, okay?Copy !req
799. Okay.Copy !req
800. Bill, are you okay?Copy !req
801. Yeah.Copy !req
802. I got the smell of bacon
in my nose,Copy !req
803. but that always happens
after I pass out.Copy !req
804. Oh, guess what?Copy !req
805. Maureen and Vicki
showed up,Copy !req
806. and they were crying.Copy !req
807. Really?
Because of me?Copy !req
808. Yeah. They were
really worried.Copy !req
809. Ever since they thought
you were dying,Copy !req
810. they've been hangin'
all over us.Copy !req
811. Wow.Copy !req
812. Well, if you want, you can
tell them that I'm still dying.Copy !req
813. Really?Copy !req
814. Sure. I mean, if it'll
help you guys get a date.Copy !req
815. You are the king.Copy !req
816. But you guys have to come with
me to the sci-fi convention.Copy !req
817. Are you kidding?
We were gonna do that anyway.Copy !req
818. Really?Copy !req
819. Of course.Copy !req
820. Mmm.
This is so good.Copy !req
821. This is really
hittin' the spot.Copy !req
822. You know why
this is so good?Copy !req
823. Because it was made
by food scientists.Copy !req
824. I'm gonna go
put on some music.Copy !req
825. Maybe that'll help get
the monkey off your back.Copy !req
826. You're really
a good friend, Millie.Copy !req
827. You really saved me.Copy !req
828. I don't know what I would have
done without you.Copy !req
829. Oh, this song is the best.Copy !req
830. God.Copy !req
831. We used to love
Mac Davis, remember?Copy !req
832. We used to watch
his show.Copy !req
833. Yeah.Copy !req
834. You used to wish you had
a pillow stuffed with his hair.Copy !req
835. Because it was
so fluffy.Copy !req
836. God, I love Mac Davis.Copy !req
837. You know
who else I love?Copy !req
838. You.Copy !req
839. I love you, Millie.Copy !req
840. Why aren't we friends
anymore?Copy !req
841. I thought
we were friends.Copy !req
842. We are, but just...
you know.Copy !req
843. We're not, really.Copy !req
844. But we're still the same people
we were when we were five.Copy !req
845. It's just
different now.Copy !req
846. You're different now.Copy !req
847. You're right.Copy !req
848. But I'm not gonna be
different anymore.Copy !req
849. I'm gonna be the same...Copy !req
850. And we're gonna be
best friends.Copy !req
851. You know what, Lindsay?Copy !req
852. I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
853. Why?Copy !req
854. Because tomorrow,Copy !req
855. when you're not
loaded anymore,Copy !req
856. you're not gonna
believe in God,Copy !req
857. and you're not gonna
want to be my friend anymore.Copy !req
858. Millie.Copy !req
859. That's not true.Copy !req
860. I hope not.Copy !req
861. I can't tell you how sorry
I am about this whole thing,Copy !req
862. and if there's anything we
can do to make it better,Copy !req
863. you know,
just let me know.Copy !req
864. I think your son
could apologize to Bill now.Copy !req
865. Consider it done.Copy !req
866. What, are you gonna
yell at him from out here?Copy !req
867. Come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
868. Hey, Haverchuck.Copy !req
869. Hey, Alan.Copy !req
870. I knew you wouldn't die.Copy !req
871. I can't believe you'd be such
a wuss to die from a peanut.Copy !req
872. Aren't you glad
I didn't die?Copy !req
873. Yeah, I'm glad for my sake.Copy !req
874. Think I want to end up
in juvie for killing you?Copy !req
875. What are you
looking at, dork?Copy !req
876. I heard you.Copy !req
877. You care about me.Copy !req
878. I heard everything you said.Copy !req
879. I don't care about you.Copy !req
880. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
881. You think I'm cool.Copy !req
882. You want me to pound you?Copy !req
883. Do you want to go with
us to the sci-fi convention?Copy !req
884. It's this weekend.Copy !req
885. I don't want to hang out
with you losers.Copy !req
886. - Why not?
- 'Cause you're losers.Copy !req
887. You know
you want to.Copy !req
888. No, I don't.Copy !req
889. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
890. Come on.
It'll be so much fun.Copy !req
891. George Takei is gonna be there
and everything.Copy !req
892. George Takei?Copy !req
893. Yeah.Copy !req
894. I don't know.Copy !req
895. It'd be kind of weird.Copy !req
896. Well, we're all gonna
meet at Sam's houseCopy !req
897. at 10:00 on Saturday.Copy !req
898. If you want to go,
just show up.Copy !req
899. Haverchuck.Copy !req
900. Yeah?Copy !req
901. I'm sorry.Copy !req
902. Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
903. Just don't do it again,
'cause I could die.Copy !req
904. I know.Copy !req
905. Hey, Lindsay?Copy !req
906. Hey, how'd it go?Copy !req
907. I'm never baby-sitting
ever again.Copy !req
908. I know what you mean.Copy !req
909. Night, sweetie.Copy !req
910. Good night.Copy !req
911. Hi.Copy !req
912. I just came to visit.Copy !req
913. How are you doing?Copy !req
914. Are you feeling okay?Copy !req
915. I am now.Copy !req
916. Hey, where'd you get
the Dr. Who outfit?Copy !req
917. Mom gave it to me
for not dying.Copy !req
918. I really cleaned up
this time.Copy !req
919. Really? Aw, man,
I wish I had allergies.Copy !req
920. I want a C3PO mask.Copy !req
921. Hey, guys.Copy !req
922. - Hi, Gordon.
- Hey, Gordon.Copy !req
923. Where's your costume?Copy !req
924. I put everything on
in the parking lot.Copy !req
925. You know, that way I don't
look like a loser all day.Copy !req
926. Oh, Dad?
Hurry up!Copy !req
927. Oh, man.Copy !req
928. I just can't do it.Copy !req