1. Hey, what's this,
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I bet all the baking's done
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It's on.
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Let's go.
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you can't say,
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oh, Sammy,
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some ice cream?
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Come on, Bill,
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and "Saturday Night Live", Bill,
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Paulie Herman.
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Bill Murray.
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his ice cream, can I have it?
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31. Oh, Bill's gonna have
his ice cream, because, Bill...
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always put stuff on me?
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that'll keep you guys up.
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the coolest.
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a good song, man.
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you guys, you guys,
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with the trombone.
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here we go.
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it's tuba girl.
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is so big and sexy!
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listening to it, baby!
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an instrument.
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your singing.
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here's an idea.
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break up our band
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make out with Nick?
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61. Oh, wait, you already
did that, that's right.
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- Ow!
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he said that, you know?
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He didn't mean it, you know?
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No big deal.
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- Yeah.
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tonight.
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good for him.
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he told me about this lady
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onto the sidewalk
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to anesthetic
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for the whole thing.
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like, a gallon of blood.
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I'm sure you and Sam
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a really good time.
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I'm not gonna see it.
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some more meatballs?
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- What the heck is that?
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video games, isn't it?
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it's not expensive.
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whatever it costs,
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the welfare rolls
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of video game players.
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an Atari for his birthday.
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to the library.
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for this history paper.
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the Panama Canal.
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your dinner first, please?
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our dinner reservations.
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come on.
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some more fries.
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127. - Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm gonna go pee.
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You'll never be friends.
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two years.
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gonna be friends again
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gonna want him back
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is gonna start over again.
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want him back.
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Yeah, sure.
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still in love with you.
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with me, remember?
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supposed to be, mean?
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No kidding.
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161. Yeah, but check
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to figure that out?
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and the hare, all right?
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Lindsay back,
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your mom's here.
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everything jiggles.
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more time on the court
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a full time job.
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of the Buick.
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198. - Baby angel.
- Shh, shh, shh.
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- Nice threads.
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the Lonely Hearts Club Band?
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you ate 'em.
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- Oh, my goodness.
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When are the twins due?
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a friend of yours?
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a pain in my ass.
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those muttonchops.
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our new microwaves.
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you'll have to play tennis.
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at the Ataris, okay?
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like hot dogs?
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30 seconds.
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you're kidding me.
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to cook a tribble,
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you and Neal are... are now,
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this is a friend of my son's.
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to meet you, Sam.
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each other, isn't that funny?
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It's fairly
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Neal that you saw me here, okay?
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good old Dr. "S.", can't you?
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All right.
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sometime?
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would be great, yeah.
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meeting you, Sam.
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Dr. Schweiber.
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you know what?
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Laser Floyd
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tomorrow night.
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I heard that.
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to a laser show
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in my mind?
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any pudding!"
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Come on,
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laser Floyd forever.
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Shut up! Jesus!
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just a bunch of squiggly lights
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on a ceiling.
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I don't know.
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a little chilly in here?
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something to eat.
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to Stackey's?
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just like a little rabbit.
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no, no, no.
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that was perfect.
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got the message.
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she's a cheap little slut
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while we were broken up.
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that's not the point.
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at the Laser Dome.
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This is disgusting.
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my place, 3:30?
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3:30 sounds great.
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if you'll excuse me,
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- No, really, Bill.
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buy Neal an Atari.
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with another woman.
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patting her on the back
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Do it to me.
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with my manliness.
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for you to say.
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but it came out a poop
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my undies down the toilet?
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with tuba girl?
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Just forget it.
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- Yeah.
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with Lindsay.
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to Lindsay for you?
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you should hit hyperspace.
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hyperspace!
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to the bathroom.
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to lift the seat this time
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will kill you.
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we'd tell each other everything?
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really, really horrible?
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root canal surgery.
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442. No, you're just jealous
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443. because my dad
is cooler than yours.
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444. I'm not jealous!
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445. Neal.
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446. We just thought
you should know
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447. 'cause we tell each other
everything, remember?
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448. Oh, shut up, Bill.
You don't even have a dad.
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449. I do too! I talked to him
three months ago.
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450. Hey, guys.
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451. How's the game?
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452. Do I get to fly
one of those rocket ships?
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453. - I need to go home.
- I gotta go, too.
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454. Wait a second.
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455. But, guys,
I'm so lonely.
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456. - We have to go.
- Can't you hang around?
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457. We could have, like,
a little Asteroids contest,
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458. Or, uh, "Benny Hill."
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459. Always good for a...
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460. - Hey.
- Hey.
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461. Still leaking oil?
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462. Yes, it is,
as a matter of fact.
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463. Chinese or pizza?
I'm famished.
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464. Yes, sure.
You pick, madam.
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465. If you had a boyfriend
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466. who humped a slut
like Wendy Franklin
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467. in a certain place,
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468. let's just say
the Laser Dome,
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469. would you really
want to hang out there?
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470. She's got a point.
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471. Wouldn't you be
a little wigged out
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472. by the idea
that your boyfriend
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473. did things with this slut
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474. in the very same seat
you could be sitting in?
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475. Can I go to the bathroom?
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476. Hey.
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477. I regret it.
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478. You're so full of crap,
Daniel.
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479. What if I'm not?
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480. Well, are you?
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481. I don't think so.
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482. Yes, thank you so much.
That's... that's great.
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483. All right, thanks.
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484. Sam, is that you?
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485. Hey, hold it right there,
mister.
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486. Now, you know
I don't mind
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487. if you don't come home
right away after school,
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488. but you have to call me
and let me know where you are.
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489. Sorry, I was at Neal's house
playing the Atari.
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490. I guess
we lost track of time.
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491. They got him
that TV game?
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492. I thought they were
waiting for his birthday.
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493. Um, I have to do
my homework.
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494. Okay, dinner will be ready
in about an hour.
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495. Oh, and you have to get
to bed early tonight.
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496. You have a dental appointment
at 7:00 tomorrow morning.
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497. What?
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498. Yeah, Dr. Schweiber
just called.
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499. He said he could fit you in
early for your 6-month checkup.
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500. Sam, did you take
my Pink Floyd album?
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501. No.
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502. What's the matter?
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503. Why do people
have affairs?
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504. I don't know.
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505. Maybe they meet someone
that they like better.
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506. Well, do you think Dr.
Schweiber would have an affair?
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507. I never thought about it.
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508. Do you think Dad
would have an affair?
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509. Dad?
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510. Somebody call me?
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511. What's so funny?
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512. Finish your homework.
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513. Have a seat.
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514. Dr. Schweiber
will be with you in a minute.
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515. Hello, Sam.
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516. - Hey.
- Hey.
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517. Open, please.
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518. A little wider.
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519. Thank you.
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520. Tongue, please.
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521. No, back. Back.
Bad tongue.
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522. You know what?
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523. I think that you and me
need to talk.
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524. What about?
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525. Well, for starters,
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526. you were acting
a little differently
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527. when I saw you yesterday.
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528. Open, please.
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529. And, I tell you,
I was a little bit hurt.
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530. I - I just
didn't feel well.
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531. Well, you know
what I think?
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532. I think
that you may have thought
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533. you saw something that
you didn't see the other night.
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534. I didn't see anything.
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535. Spit.
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536. And, uh, you didn't
say anything to Neal
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537. or to anybody else about
meeting my friend, hmm?
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538. - No.
- Good.
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539. Some people
love nothing more
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540. than gossiping about...
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541. About seeing someone
spending time
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542. with another woman
who isn't their wife.
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543. Well, you can rest assured
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544. that nothing happened
between me and my friend.
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545. You do believe me,
don't you?
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546. I... I believe you.
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547. Hmm.
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548. You know, when I was younger,
I didn't have many dates.
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549. Met Mrs. Schweiber
back in college
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550. and, you know,
she's a wonderful woman
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551. and she keeps
a beautiful home.
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552. It's just that when you
get older, you get bored.
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553. You know?
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554. No, not really.
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555. It's just
it gets so hard, Sam.
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556. I feel that there's
something missing in my life
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557. and I think I deserve
the chance to find out
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558. what that something is.
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559. Don't you?
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560. I... I don't know.
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561. Yeah.
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562. I promise you, things will be
back to normal pretty soon.
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563. All I need is time.
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564. In the meantime, um,
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565. I can count on you and me
keeping this just between us?
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566. - Sure.
- Okay.
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567. Well, now
the bad news, bud.
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568. You got a cavity.
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569. No, he wasn't on the bus
this morning.
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570. Man, I feel really bad,
you know?
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571. Yeah, so do I.
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572. I knew we shouldn't
have told him.
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573. Hey.
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574. Hey.
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575. So, are you still mad
at us?
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576. No.
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577. I'm actually glad
you guys told me.
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578. I was wrong
about your dad.
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579. He cleaned my teeth
this morning.
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580. I'm sure nothing happened.
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581. Well, I don't know.
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582. After what you guys said,
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583. I went through
some of his stuff...
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584. And I found this.
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585. Yeah? So what?
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586. This clicker
isn't for our garage door.
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587. I tested it.
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588. Why would he have it?
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589. Well, maybe it belongs
to just a friend of his
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590. who left it there.
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591. Yeah, a female friend.
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592. I saw this "Donahue" once
about husbands that cheat.
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593. You can't do it at home,
right?
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594. So they all had
secret love nests.
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595. Maybe your dad has
a secret love nest.
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596. There's only one way
to find out.
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597. Hey, Ken.
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598. Lindsay.
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599. Look, I was talking
to Daniel...
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600. And he said
that I wanted to nail Amy
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601. and you're here to tell me
that it'll never happen.
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602. No.
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603. He didn't say
you wanted to nail her.
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604. He wanted me to ask her
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605. if she wanted to go
to Laser Dome tonight.
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606. Oh.
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607. So, do you want me
to do it?
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608. 'Cause I want
to make sure
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609. that you want me to do it
before I do it.
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610. I want you to do it.
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611. Are you gonna
be nice to her?
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612. 'Cause I'm not gonna do it
if you're gonna be a jerk.
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613. Of course
I'll be nice to her.
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614. I'll be an angel.
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615. - Forget it.
- Lindsay.
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616. I'm serious.
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617. Okay.
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618. Do you think
that there's any chance
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619. that this may
actually happen?
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620. Oh, my god.
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621. What?
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622. You really like her,
don't you?
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623. I feel odd.
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624. So, I told my mom
I was eating at your house,
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625. and Bill told his mom
he was eating at my house,
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626. so that should give us
some time.
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627. When are we really gonna eat?
I'm hungry.
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628. Do you think
we're gonna find this house?
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629. Well, we'll never know
if we don't try.
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630. Well, what are you gonna do
if we find her?
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631. I'm gonna say, hey, lady,
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632. you want to mess with
the Schweiber family?
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633. Is that what you want?
Okay boom!
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634. Head butt!
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635. Hey.
Sorry.
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636. - Amy!
- Oh, hey, Lindsay.
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637. What are you doing here?
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638. I just came to say hi.
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639. That was really great.
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640. Makes me wish
I played an instrument.
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641. Yeah, you should
join band.
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642. Well, I'm kind of taking
a break from activities.
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643. I quit the Mathletes.
Twice.
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644. Yeah,
Millie told me.
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645. So, anyway, um,
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646. I know this is kind of
out of the blue,
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647. but I know
this guy Ken.
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648. He's got a crush on you.
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649. Do I know him?
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650. Well, you kind of met him
the other night.
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651. Was he the guy
who was making fun of me?
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652. Yeah,
he's a total wiseass,
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653. but that's how he shows
that he likes you.
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654. It's just this weird
sense of humor, I don't know.
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655. So, if you're not
doing anything,
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656. we were gonna go
to the Laser Dome tonight.
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657. Why?
Laser Dome sucks.
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658. Yeah, that's what
I thought you'd say.
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659. I totally understand.
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660. But I'll go.
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661. - Really?
- Yeah, I mean, why not?
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662. Ken's cute,
don't you think?
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663. Uh huh.
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664. I love those
funky sideburns.
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665. Don't you just want to
reach out and touch them?
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666. Do I.
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667. Tell you one thing.
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668. When I get married,
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669. I'm never gonna cheat
on my wife,
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670. even if she gets
old and fat.
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671. Yeah.
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672. I'd be happy
just to get a wife.
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673. But I don't think
I want the kind
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674. that's gonna
get old and fat.
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675. I don't even know
how you even get one girl.
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676. How does anyone get two?
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677. You know
what would be cool, guys?
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678. To find a girl
in a bottle,
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679. Like... like
"I Dream of Jeannie".
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680. I'd like to make out with her
on that little couch.
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681. Yeah. Cindy would look good
in those puffy pants.
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682. You think your dad's
ever cheated on your mom?
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683. No, no, I don't think so.
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684. My dad's a little too old
to want to make out with anyone.
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685. Yeah. I'm startin'
to wish my dad
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686. was as old as yours.
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687. Maybe you're
just doin' it wrong.
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688. Oh. Man,
I almost had a heart attack.
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689. "It's the big one!
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690. Elizabeth...
I'm comin' to join you, honey."
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691. Shouldn't we go home?
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692. I don't think
this is working.
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693. We just started!
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694. Yeah, right...
three hours ago.
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695. Boy, this is exciting.
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696. I could've seen this
outside for free.
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697. You are seeing it
for free.
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698. I paid for your ticket.
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699. Yeah, a whole $2.00.
How you gonna live without it?
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700. Hey, uh... can I
can I buy you a pop?
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701. No, thanks.
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702. How about a lemonade?
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703. No. That's okay.
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704. Chocolate milk shake?
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705. I'm really not thirsty.
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706. But thanks.
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707. Okay, yeah, no problem.
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708. It's, uh... yeah.
Sorry.
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709. Hey. Are you hungry?
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710. Actually,
I could go for a hot dog.
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711. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. You want one?
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712. It's on me.
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713. Sure. Yeah.
Thanks.
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714. Wow.
This song really rocks.
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715. Yeah. Next time, you should
bring your tuba and... jam.
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716. She seemed to
like me, right?
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717. Yeah.
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718. Man. I haven't been here
since, like... fifth grade.
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719. Wow, you must've been
really cute in fifth grade...
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720. With your little
blonde pigtails.
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721. Ohhh...
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722. See? Now I've already
got a crick in my neck.
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723. Oh. Well, why don't you
lean the seat back?
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724. It goes back, silly.
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725. Oh.
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726. Lean your head back.
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727. There.
Is that better?
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728. - Mm hmm.
- Good.
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729. Did you lean your head back
with that slut?
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730. Hey, look.
Isn't that the big dipper?
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731. God!
What is it with you?
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732. You're acting so weird!
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733. Am I?
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734. Ohh!
You're driving me insane.
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735. Excuse me!
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736. Hey, come here.
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737. Don't touch.
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738. Don't talk to her.
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739. No singing.
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740. All right.
Thanks, man
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741. Yeah!
Floyd rules!
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742. "Comfortably Numb"!
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743. Yeah!
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744. [Charlie Daniels Band's
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745. "The Devil Went Down
to Georgia']
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746. What the hell's goin' on?
What happened to Floyd?
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747. That's next week, man.
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748. Tonight's
southern rock night.
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749. Yeehaw!
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750. I don't know.
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751. It happened. Feel like
I'm in the twilight zone.
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752. Been to a million houses,
Neal.
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753. How... how many more
are we gonna do, anyway?
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754. - As many as it takes.
- I don't think we'll find it.
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755. Then go home.
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756. It could be way
on the other side of town.
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757. Then we'll find it there.
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758. Right now,
we're lookin' here.
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759. Hey.
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760. Neal!
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761. I gotta go home.
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762. My parents
are gonna be worried.
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763. Yeah, me, too.
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764. My mom doesn't like
to watch "Dallas" alone.
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765. I can't believe it.
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766. I can't believe you guys
are gonna bail on me!
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767. We can look tomorrow.
I promise.
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768. But if I don't go now,
I'm gonna be in s -
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769. Well, I'm lookin' now.
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770. If this was your dad,
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771. you wouldn't be
in such a hurry to get home.
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772. I'd be there for you.
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773. Neal!
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774. Neal!
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775. - Hey.
- Oh. Hey.
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776. How's it goin'?
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777. Good... I think.
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778. You kiss her yet?
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779. Lay off, man.
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780. All right.
But if you're waiting
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781. for her to jump
your bones,
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782. you might as well
forget it.
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783. I'm not. Okay?
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784. All right.
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785. Why?
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786. 'Cause
she's a band chick, man.
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787. You're gonna have to
make the first move.
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788. Like, should I just say,
you know... "can I kiss you?"
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789. Yeah. That's perfect.
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790. Yeah?
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791. What are you,
a freaking 'mo? No.
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792. Look. It's easy.
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793. Just stare at her.
Right? Don't look away.
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794. Keep starin' at her.
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795. Sooner or later,
you'll have to kiss...
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796. 'Cause there's
nothin' else to do.
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797. - Got it?
- Yeah.
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798. Here she comes.
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799. Do it.
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800. Thanks.
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801. Sorry
about the music.
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802. Yeah.
It's not that bad.
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803. Yeah.
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804. Hey, Nick.
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805. Yeah?
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806. I know I've been acting
like a bitch.
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807. I just...
didn't want to...
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808. lead you on, and I know
it's so stupid, but...
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809. I thought that
you might still like me.
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810. Wow.
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811. You're really conceited.
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812. What are you doing?
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813. Nothin'.
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814. Why are you staring at me?
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815. Am I...
am I starin' at you?
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816. Yeah.
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817. What's the deal?
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818. I want to kiss you.
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819. Oh.
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820. Um...
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821. Okay.
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822. What?
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823. What?
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824. Well, it's about time
you got home, young man.
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825. Your mother and I have
something to tell you.
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826. What?
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827. That maybe sometimes
it's okay
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828. to spend a little extra money
on such a good kid.
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829. Yeah,
maybe you can teach me
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830. about those Space Invaders,
huh?
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831. Oh...
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832. Dad.
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833. Boy. Must've really wanted
that game, huh?
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834. Yeah.
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835. I'd be lyin' if I didn't say
this was painful.
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