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3. If I gave you a joint,
would you have sex with me?
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4. What?
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you did it.
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6. - Lindsay!
- Hey!
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7. Hey, guess what?
We got a gig.
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8. Yeah, Stroker's brother's
gonna let us play at his party.
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gonna loan us
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and a Peavey bass cabinet.
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total pro equipment.
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the roof off his garage
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great, you guys.
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your parents' station wagon
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to get those amps.
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never gonna let us
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27. Well, didn't you say
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or something on Tuesdays?
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she finishes the first hand.
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Jeez, my neck!
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the stupid squirrel, Linds.
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a terrible driver.
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- You are.
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this place, Japan?
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41. No, we're almost there.
It's on the next block.
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I told you.
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It's on Warren.
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I was just there.
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put on some real music?
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this new wave crap.
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47. No, no, leave it on, man.
that's Joe Jackson.
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unbelievable, man.
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Valerie's house, you guys!
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50. You guys, I'm telling you,
we're going the wrong way.
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like a normal person.
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54. Yeah. Yeah.
Roll down the windows
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55. 'cause I got
a big one a-brewing.
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56. Oh, no, please don't.
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57. Ew. Ken, you better not.
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58. - It's coming.
- Ew!
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are unbelievable.
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60. - Ken, you better not.
- Lindsay, that's it!
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over there! Right there!
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62. - Where?
- Watch out!
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63. Oh, my god!
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64. Oh, my god.
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I forgot my math book.
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after it's out.
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like a janitor.
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70. Why? So you can show up
with the red sawdust
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72. No, 'cause janitors
make way more than teachers.
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73. It makes up for all that
gross stuff they have to do.
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74. - Why?
- Oh, you.
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75. Because I'm a girl.
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girls can call guys.
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78. - Sure, they do.
- No, they don't.
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about him anyway?
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because of his hair?
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the feathered thing going.
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dates have feathered hair.
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to her girlfriends.
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89. She said, "Any guy
with feathered hair is foxy."
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91. I mean, why would girls
care how you comb it?
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92. That's women.
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93. They get turned on
by weird stuff.
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94. Oh, my god,
look at my car!
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96. What were you
thinking about?
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97. - I am so, so sorry.
- What is wrong with you?
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98. Didn't you see me
pulling out of the driveway?
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she said she was sorry.
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100. You know, we're all
a little upset here.
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101. Don't talk to me now.
Do not talk to me.
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102. Barbara, could you
call the police?
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103. The police?
Come on, lady!
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104. Calm the hell down,
all right?
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106. God, this is
all your fault!
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107. What? Lindsay,
how is this my fault?
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108. "Oh, that's the house!"
That's when you were‒
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109. Hey, hey, hey, guys!
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110. Take it easy.
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111. It's both your faults.
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112. What? This is
not my fault, Daniel.
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talked me into this.
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into anything.
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trouble I am gonna be in?
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117. for every last cent
of this damage, young lady.
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118. Hey, lady, there's something
you might not have heard of.
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119. It's called insurance.
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120. Oh, please,
you just stay away from me.
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121. - Just stay away.
- Ma'am‒
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122. Yeah, who wants
to be near you anyways?
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123. You're too sexy.
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124. Oh, please. Oh, man.
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125. I could call the police.
You know that?
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126. I could call the police
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127. and report this
as grand theft auto.
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128. I can send
my own daughter to jail.
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129. You know that?
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130. I'm so sorry, Daddy.
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131. You know what?
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132. I don't think I believe
anything you say anymore.
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133. Why should I?
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134. You're grounded.
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135. I can't even tell you
for how long.
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from school every day
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in your room.
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138. No stereo, no radio,
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140. Nothing.
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141. And you are not
to hang out
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of yours...
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145. Do you hear me?
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146. Don't worry.
I won't.
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147. You'd better not.
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149. I saw the smashed car
in your driveway.
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150. Just wanted to make sure
everything was okay.
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154. It was so terrible, Millie.
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155. It just didn't sound like
anything you've ever heard.
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157. It was so scary.
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158. Who was in the car
with you?
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159. Who do you think?
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I can go get my Uno deck.
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162. No, I'm fine.
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at the mathlete scrimmage
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to do her round
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168. And then, she didn't know it.
She had to sneeze,
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all over the place.
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and she saw it on her shirt,
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175. She was gonna.
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176. It was pretty funny.
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doing this year?
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178. They, uh‒it's been cool.
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179. Not as fun as last year.
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181. All the mathletes do.
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to the station...
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183. Oh, man.
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without messing up my hair?
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just imagine how much
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are gonna charge me.
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188. Just pretend you know
a lot about cars.
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the bloodsuckers.
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193. Lindsay,
you want some bacon?
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have some juice.
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so handsome.
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201. Just like one
of the Hardy boys.
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205. Bye, Dad.
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207. My goodness, don't
the Weirs look nice today?
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209. - See you.
- See you, Sam.
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come from church?
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go with your Dad?
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I stole his car and smashed it.
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you feel any better,
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moved till tonight.
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feel any better
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your stupid parties ever.
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sneak out?
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222. Why don't you
just go to Hell?
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223. Whoa.
God, Lindsay.
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224. Oh, shut up, Kim!
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225. I'm sick of you guys getting me
in trouble all the time.
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226. I'm sick of you guys,
period.
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on your period.
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228. Yeah, Daniel,
that's exactly it.
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You figured it out.
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on the subtlety of your wit.
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princess?
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234. You are, Daniel!
I'm tired of you using me.
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the most selfish people
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about being smart
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or anything else,
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are such lost causes,
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that mine is.
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all about?
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242. I don't know,
but it was pretty funny.
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243. Shut up.
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244. You know, who asked her
to hang out with us anyways?
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245. Like we need her
little judgments all the time.
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246. My life ain't
a lost cause, you know?
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248. She's just a big baby.
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from day one.
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with my grandma.
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251. Yeah. Well,
little miss perfect doesn't know
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with my life.
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what my plans are.
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254. What the hell
are your plans?
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255. I got a lot of plans.
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my guidance counselor?
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for my dad to die
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261. Then I'm gonna sell it
and move to Hawaii.
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coming out of you.
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a lawyer or something.
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the police on trial.
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of jail and stuff, you know?
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break Daniel out of there.
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I'm not going to jail.
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What will you be doing?
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grilling me, Mr. Rosso,
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so I can get some Sno Balls?
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I'm telling you,
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about the accident.
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that I broke up with her.
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though, you know?
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you're gonna be, like,
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or something.
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282. No. I'm gonna
be a DJ, man.
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um, a lumberjack.
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is Texas Instruments,
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it's made in Taiwan.
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if I sit here?
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Lindsay.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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Erin got a new calculator.
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for my birthday.
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- Yeah.
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a calculator, Lindsay?
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My dad won't buy me one.
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without one and so should I.
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last year?
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the human calculator.
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he had a crush on you.
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306. Ew, he was, like,
40 years old.
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a slumber party Friday night.
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are gonna be there.
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but I'm grounded.
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314. Well,
you should ask your dad.
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315. It's just across the street.
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a lot of fun.
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Maybe.
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318. Well, it's
an interesting look, Sam.
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long enough to be feathered.
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to be all fancy or something.
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with how you look, Sam.
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323. My mom always says
that you should be happy
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the good lord gave you.
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325. Well, the good lord
gave you a lot, Gordon.
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326. Bill!
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327. My whole family's big-boned.
It's genetic.
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328. Besides, the world loves
jolly fat guys.
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329. Burl Ives,
Jackie Gleason...
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330. Santa Claus,
uh, Curly, Raymond Burr.
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331. No, Raymond Burr's
not jolly.
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332. Well, he was extremely nice
to me at last year's auto show.
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have a pencil I could borrow?
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How's it going?
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Today in chemistry,
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of chocolate
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and change my pants.
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wear a hat today?
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looks kind of flat.
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right back.
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comb your hair different
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to start liking you.
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349. You have
to dress different, too.
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your mother dresses you.
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at least I don't dress
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the messenger.
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and I groom myself properly.
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better than you do.
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change your life.
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and they can't find a fender?
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of driving around town
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some kind of hillbilly.
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can I borrow some money?
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new clothes tomorrow.
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take you to the mall.
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my credit cards.
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369. And then we can go
to Magic Pan and get crepes‒
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something stupid,
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or something like that.
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to dress himself.
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those apron strings sometime.
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back to the mathletes...
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after school for practice.
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I suppose it would be okay.
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is some kind of ploy,
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and thanks.
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- There is no gag.
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back on the team.
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on the team if you're serious.
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Lindsay.
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put you in the reserves.
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any open blocks?
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this year.
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coming to practices
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in a couple of weeks,
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- All right.
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Let's get out of here.
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the keys to his place.
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some extra biology credit.
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I have to go to class.
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Shut up, man!
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that had all these big plans.
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all my classes yesterday.
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barely stay awake.
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415. and get it together, Daniel.
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416. I'm out of here.
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417. So Carl Sagan says,
"That's not a cosine.
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from a hole in the ground."
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- Hey, Shelly.
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have to be on the reserves.
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first block,
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her spot back on the team.
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- Just kidding.
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way more carefully
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if you've been a first block.
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would give up being first block
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with freaks.
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I'm not putting her down.
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the ones who made her
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they were all high.
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Kim girl with you?
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you know.
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at the free clinic,
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over there the other day.
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differently than you do
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barefoot and pregnant.
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she was barefoot.
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don't get all mad.
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447. Anyway, you know her
better than I do.
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448. Mr. Kowchevski, I want you
to make me first block.
Copy !req
449. Nice to see you, too!
Copy !req
450. Look, at least put me
back on the team.
Copy !req
451. I am the best person
at math in this school.
Copy !req
452. Well, actually, I think
Copy !req
453. that I'm the best person
at math in this school.
Copy !req
454. Okay.
Copy !req
455. But come on,
let's cut the crap, Kowchevski.
Copy !req
456. Okay.
You're right, Lindsay,
Copy !req
457. the team needs you
desperately.
Copy !req
458. I mean, if it wasn't for Shelly,
we'd be in the toilet.
Copy !req
459. I cannot bounce anyone
from this team.
Copy !req
460. They've been coming
every day, Lindsay.
Copy !req
461. It wouldn't be fair.
Copy !req
462. This is the mathletes,
not the football team.
Copy !req
463. What is the difference?
It's still a team.
Copy !req
464. So if you're
gonna have a team,
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465. you might as well
have a winning one.
Copy !req
466. Otherwise, what the hell
is the point of competing?
Copy !req
467. Looks like a disco.
Copy !req
468. Hey, guy, you can't
eat in here.
Copy !req
469. I'm not done.
I can't throw it away.
Copy !req
470. Well, I can't
have you getting mustard
Copy !req
471. all over our garments.
Copy !req
472. Yeah, maybe you
should wait outside.
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473. No, no, no.
Copy !req
474. There. All gone.
Copy !req
475. Excellent. Well, uh,
Copy !req
476. what can I help you gents
out with today?
Copy !req
477. Yeah, uh, I wanna
buy some new clothes.
Copy !req
478. Something that'll
make me look like
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479. the best-dressed
kid in school.
Copy !req
480. Well, I've got
a question for you.
Copy !req
481. You wanna be a stud,
Copy !req
482. or do you wanna be
a super stud?
Copy !req
483. Super stud, Sam.
Go for super stud.
Copy !req
484. All right, then.
Walk this way.
Copy !req
485. All right, guys.
Check it out!
Copy !req
486. It's the latest
thing in.
Copy !req
487. It's the hottest thing going
in Europe right now.
Copy !req
488. - What is it?
- This is a Parisian nightsuit,
Copy !req
489. and I predict
every trendsetting guy
Copy !req
490. in this city's
gonna own one.
Copy !req
491. Wow.
Copy !req
492. - Really?
- Really is right.
Copy !req
493. Buy this garment,
and I guarantee
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494. you'll be perceived as a man
of distinction by the ladies.
Copy !req
495. I don't know.
Copy !req
496. Hey, guys, look at me.
Copy !req
497. You know,
I'm not a handsome man,
Copy !req
498. but I learned
how to style my hair,
Copy !req
499. started wearing
some of these clothes.
Copy !req
500. It's been pretty cool.
Copy !req
501. All right, gang, I've had
to make some tough decisions
Copy !req
502. about who's gonna
be competing tomorrow,
Copy !req
503. and some of you
are not gonna like that.
Copy !req
504. Lindsay,
you're on the team.
Copy !req
505. She rejoins and gets
into competition in one day?
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506. That's not fair!
Copy !req
507. No, Shelly,
it's not fair,
Copy !req
508. but if we lose
against Lincoln tomorrow,
Copy !req
509. we're gonna blow
our home advantage
Copy !req
510. for the rest of the year.
Copy !req
511. This is just
a little insurance.
Copy !req
512. Well, then,
who's gonna get bumped?
Copy !req
513. Well, that's strictly
a decision based
Copy !req
514. on the last few practices.
Copy !req
515. Millie, would you mind
sitting out tomorrow?
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516. Oh.
Copy !req
517. No,
Mr. Kowchevski.
Copy !req
518. That's fine.
I don't mind.
Copy !req
519. No, Mr. Kowchevski,
I‒I don't think Millie should—
Copy !req
520. No, Lindsay, that's cool.
The team really needs you.
Copy !req
521. No, we don't!
Copy !req
522. This is completely
unfair to you, Millie.
Copy !req
523. - I said it's OK, Shelly.
- Doesn't matter. She's not—
Copy !req
524. This is unfair
to all of us!
Copy !req
525. You know,
mind your own business!
Copy !req
526. This is my business!
Copy !req
527. - No, it's not.
- Shelly, I'm not trying‒
Copy !req
528. Ladies, ladies!
Copy !req
529. This is just for
tomorrow's scrimmage.
Copy !req
530. This isn't the last chopper
out of Saigon,
Copy !req
531. so can we please just crank down
the drama a notch, okay?
Copy !req
532. Ow!
Ow!
Copy !req
533. Hey, Cindy,
what's happening?
Copy !req
534. Hey! Hey, Cindy!
Copy !req
535. Hey, Cindy, what's up?
Copy !req
536. Hey, ouch! Ow! Ow!
Copy !req
537. Oh? Oh!
Copy !req
538. Let's you and me
get outta here.
Copy !req
539. Ow!
Copy !req
540. Jeez, Millie, don't you
ever clean your room?
Copy !req
541. I just did.
Copy !req
542. I'm really glad
Mr. Kowchevski
Copy !req
543. kicked me off the team
so you can be on it.
Copy !req
544. He didn't kick you
off the team, Millie.
Copy !req
545. He just put you
on the reserves.
Copy !req
546. Yeah, I know.
Don't worry.
Copy !req
547. How much does Shelly
know about trig?
Copy !req
548. - Is she good at it?
- I think so.
Copy !req
549. We don't have
too many trig questions.
Copy !req
550. Yeah, but when you do,
does she get 'em right?
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551. I don't know.
I forget.
Copy !req
552. Millie! Come on, think!
Copy !req
553. If I'm gonna blow Shelly
out of the water,
Copy !req
554. I gotta know this stuff.
Copy !req
555. Think Mr. Kowchevski'll
move you to first block?
Copy !req
556. He'd better. If I'm
gonna be on the mathletes,
Copy !req
557. I'm gonna be number one,
or else I'm not gonna do it.
Copy !req
558. - Hey, Mom.
- Hey, honey.
Copy !req
559. I think I'm gonna
eat in my room
Copy !req
560. so I can cram
for the scrimmage.
Copy !req
561. Oh, Lindsay, you've
been studying nonstop.
Copy !req
562. Why don't you take
a little break?
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563. Mom, I can't.
Not if I wanna win.
Copy !req
564. Lindsay, there is
more to life than competition.
Copy !req
565. Not if you want
to wipe out Shelly Weaver.
Copy !req
566. - Ah. Is she from Lincoln?
- No, she's on our team.
Copy !req
567. Oh.
Copy !req
568. - Hey, Lindsay?
- What?
Copy !req
569. Are you having fun?
Copy !req
570. Yeah, of course I am.
Copy !req
571. Hi.
Copy !req
572. Hey.
Copy !req
573. Hello!
Copy !req
574. - What the hell is this?
- Oh, man.
Copy !req
575. Whoa! Hey, Henson, look!
Copy !req
576. It's the new disco Ken doll!
Copy !req
577. Hey, pull the string
and make him talk!
Copy !req
578. I'm telling you,
you can light them.
Copy !req
579. It's methane.
Copy !req
580. Yeah, but what if the flame
goes back inside you?
Copy !req
581. Do you‒
do you explode?
Copy !req
582. Hey!
Copy !req
583. Oh, my god.
Copy !req
584. I guess Elvis hasn't
left the building.
Copy !req
585. Hey, don't make fun of him.
That's a Parisian nightsuit,
Copy !req
586. - in case you didn't know.
- Hey, you guys‒
Copy !req
587. A Parisian?
Ooh la la!
Copy !req
588. No, no.
It's a jumpsuit.
Copy !req
589. My grandpa in Fort Lauderdale
wears them all the time
Copy !req
590. because he's too lazy
to put on pants.
Copy !req
591. Listen, I gotta
get out of here!
Copy !req
592. Head for
the front door.
Copy !req
593. Hey, hey,
what the...?
Copy !req
594. Why did you
buy that?
Copy !req
595. Hey, you were the one
that said I should dress better.
Copy !req
596. Yeah, I didn't say you should
dress like Evel Knievel.
Copy !req
597. Hey, guys, I think
we're directing
Copy !req
598. more attention toward us
by doing this.
Copy !req
599. This is cool.
Copy !req
600. I feel like I'm
in the secret service.
Copy !req
601. Get me
to the front door.
Copy !req
602. Test.
Copy !req
603. - Hey, what are you doing?
- W-we gotta go.
Copy !req
604. We got a pop quiz in
Whitman's class, remember?
Copy !req
605. Oh, man! Okay, uh...
Copy !req
606. Okay, tell Whitman that
I missed the bus.
Copy !req
607. Okay.
Copy !req
608. 'Scuse me.
Where you going?
Copy !req
609. Yeah, uh, I was just gonna
go outside to get something.
Copy !req
610. Yeah? Well, unless
you're going out to drive a bus,
Copy !req
611. you'd better turn around
and get your butt to class.
Copy !req
612. Sorry.
Copy !req
613. Nice duds, junior.
Copy !req
614. Okay, now, who wants
to take a crack at identifying
Copy !req
615. all the prepositional
phrases in these sentences?
Copy !req
616. No takers, huh?
Copy !req
617. Okay... Sam.
Copy !req
618. Do you want to come up here
and give it a shot?
Copy !req
619. Come on, Sam.
Make me proud.
Copy !req
620. My, don't you look nice!
Copy !req
621. Homo.
Copy !req
622. Homo.
Copy !req
623. Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
624. Now‒now if Sam
wearing something different
Copy !req
625. to express his individuality
makes him a "homo,"
Copy !req
626. well, then, I guess we should
all be proud to be "homos."
Copy !req
627. Now you go ahead, Sam.
Copy !req
628. You're not gonna
beat me up, are you?
Copy !req
629. No.
Copy !req
630. What are you reading?
Copy !req
631. The, uh,
"The Monster Manual."
Copy !req
632. It's a "Dungeons and Dragons"
handbook.
Copy !req
633. Do you play?
Copy !req
634. - No.
- You should.
Copy !req
635. You'd make
a good dungeon master.
Copy !req
636. I can tell.
Copy !req
637. - Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
638. Thanks.
Can I ask you something?
Copy !req
639. Sure.
Copy !req
640. What do you make of me?
Copy !req
641. Excuse me?
Copy !req
642. Well, if someone asked you...
Copy !req
643. "What do you think of
Daniel Desario?"
Copy !req
644. What would you say?
Copy !req
645. Would you say
he's a loser?
Copy !req
646. Um, no.
No, you're not a loser,
Copy !req
647. 'cause you have sex.
Copy !req
648. But, if you
weren't having sex,
Copy !req
649. then we could definitely
debate the issue.
Copy !req
650. Right.
Copy !req
651. You get good grades, huh?
Copy !req
652. Yeah, don't you?
Copy !req
653. No. I get
terrible grades.
Copy !req
654. I don't even like
thinking about school
Copy !req
655. 'cause I think about how bad
I'm really doing.
Copy !req
656. I was even
left back once.
Copy !req
657. Ouch. Well...
Copy !req
658. Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
Copy !req
659. Someone sent
my dad a card
Copy !req
660. with that on it
for his 65th birthday.
Copy !req
661. Your dad's 65?
Copy !req
662. 70 now.
Copy !req
663. When I'm 45,
he'll be 100.
Copy !req
664. You know, you're a pretty
interesting guy, Harris.
Copy !req
665. Yeah, I mean, you do
your own thing.
Copy !req
666. You're comfortable
with yourself.
Copy !req
667. You got it
pretty wired, huh?
Copy !req
668. Yeah, I guess I do.
Copy !req
669. I don't have sex,
though.
Copy !req
670. Okay, people, listen up.
Let's not get cocky
Copy !req
671. just 'cause we have
the home-field advantage.
Copy !req
672. Now you all know your stuff,
Copy !req
673. so just stay clearheaded,
and we blaze through this.
Copy !req
674. Now let's go kick
some Lincoln butt!
Copy !req
675. - Yeah!
- Come on! Let's go.
Copy !req
676. Good luck, everybody.
Good luck, Shelly.
Copy !req
677. Thanks.
Same to you.
Copy !req
678. Good luck, Lindsay.
Copy !req
679. Even though I know
you don't need it.
Copy !req
680. Go, first block.
Copy !req
681. Nick?
Copy !req
682. Oh, what are you
doing here?
Copy !req
683. What are
you doing here?
Copy !req
684. I was just,
um, killing some time.
Copy !req
685. All right,
I gotta get going.
Copy !req
686. Mrs. Amendella?
Copy !req
687. Hi, it's Sam
from next door.
Copy !req
688. Yeah, my mom's not home.
Do you know where she is?
Copy !req
689. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
690. All right, well,
I'm at McKinley.
Copy !req
691. You think you
could pick me up?
Copy !req
692. Excuse me, aren't you
Deney Terrio from "Dance Fever"?
Copy !req
693. No, I told you, it's Chrissy
from "Three's Company."
Copy !req
694. - What do you want, Alan?
- I just wanna know something.
Copy !req
695. - Exactly how queer are you?
- Shut up.
Copy !req
696. No, really,
really, I'm serious.
Copy !req
697. You know, just when I think
he's as queer as he can be,
Copy !req
698. you go and do something
even queerer.
Copy !req
699. Let me alone, Alan!
I'm sick of you!
Copy !req
700. Oh, my god.
It's go time!
Copy !req
701. Hey!
Alan, how many times a day
Copy !req
702. do I have to tell you
to be cool?
Copy !req
703. I'm just trying
to talk to Sam.
Copy !req
704. Yeah, yeah,
it looked like you guys
Copy !req
705. were having a regular
meeting of the minds.
Copy !req
706. What's this
all about, Sam?
Copy !req
707. Mr. Rosso...
Copy !req
708. I need a ride home.
Copy !req
709. If the hour hand
of a clock
Copy !req
710. moves K radians
in 48 minutes,
Copy !req
711. then K equals...
Copy !req
712. They're
a tough team.
Copy !req
713. You nervous?
Copy !req
714. I don't
get nervous.
Copy !req
715. Wow.
That's great.
Copy !req
716. I wish I was
that confident.
Copy !req
717. It comes with
being first block.
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718. Yeah, I remember.
Copy !req
719. 0.4.
Copy !req
720. Correct.
Copy !req
721. Well, guess I'm up.
Wish me luck.
Copy !req
722. Whoo!
Copy !req
723. Woo-hoo!
Copy !req
724. Question one:
Copy !req
725. If the longer diagonal
of a rhombus is 10,
Copy !req
726. and the large angle
is 100 degrees,
Copy !req
727. what is the area
of the rhombus?
Copy !req
728. - 42.
- Correct.
Copy !req
729. Whoo!
Woo-hoo!
Copy !req
730. You okay, Sam?
Copy !req
731. I thought you
were gonna change.
Copy !req
732. Do I have to
go back to school?
Copy !req
733. I mean, I'm sick of
everybody laughing at me.
Copy !req
734. So? Let 'em laugh.
Copy !req
735. Who cares?
Copy !req
736. Sam, when I
was about 20,
Copy !req
737. I was hanging out in
this honky-tonk down south
Copy !req
738. when a big bunch of rednecks
surrounded me.
Copy !req
739. They started making jokes
about my fringe vest,
Copy !req
740. my hair.
Copy !req
741. Calling me a hippie,
a woman.
Copy !req
742. They dragged me
into an alley,
Copy !req
743. made me dance,
Copy !req
744. told me to
bark like a dog.
Copy !req
745. Did you do it?
Copy !req
746. Yeah.
Copy !req
747. Pretty much had to,
there was ten of them.
Copy !req
748. What happened?
Copy !req
749. It doesn't matter.
Copy !req
750. What matters is that
I never lost pride in who I am.
Copy !req
751. Mr. Rosso, I dressed up
just to impress Cindy Sanders.
Copy !req
752. Sam, some
of my friends
Copy !req
753. are the dirtiest, stinkiest guys
you'll ever meet,
Copy !req
754. but they date more women than
you or I could ever hope for.
Copy !req
755. It's all about
confidence.
Copy !req
756. It's true.
Copy !req
757. If I say I'm
the coolest guy in the world
Copy !req
758. and I believe I'm
the coolest guy in the world,
Copy !req
759. then suddenly
I become
Copy !req
760. the coolest guy
in the world.
Copy !req
761. I'm telling you,
it sounds weird, but it works.
Copy !req
762. But I'm not cool.
Copy !req
763. You're not?
Copy !req
764. No.
Copy !req
765. Hm.
Copy !req
766. Well, then take
a look at this kid.
Copy !req
767. Because that's a cool kid.
Copy !req
768. One horizontal
and one vertical asymptote.
Copy !req
769. Correct.
Well done, McKinley.
Copy !req
770. Woo-hoo!
Go, Lindsay.
Copy !req
771. If arc sine x
equals 2 arc cosine x,
Copy !req
772. then x equals...
Copy !req
773. Damn, I've never felt
so stupid in my whole life.
Copy !req
774. - 0.9.
- Correct.
Copy !req
775. Perfect round to McKinley.
Copy !req
776. You were great, Lindsay.
You were so great.
Copy !req
777. You're a born mathlete.
Copy !req
778. Okay, Shelly, come on.
Copy !req
779. Let's give 'em that
old McKinley one-two punch.
Copy !req
780. Good luck, Shelly.
Copy !req
781. A sphere is
inscribed in a cube.
Copy !req
782. The ratio of the volume
of the sphere
Copy !req
783. to the volume
of the cube is...
Copy !req
784. Come on, Shelly.
Copy !req
785. We just went over this
last week.
Copy !req
786. - 0.52:1.
- Correct.
Copy !req
787. Did you guys see Shelly
Copy !req
788. when she missed
that square root problem?
Copy !req
789. She started
sweating like a pig.
Copy !req
790. Hey, Millie,
now maybe Kowchevski
Copy !req
791. will kick her
off the team,
Copy !req
792. and you can get
your block back.
Copy !req
793. I guess.
I hope so.
Copy !req
794. I mean, I kind of
felt bad for Shelly, though.
Copy !req
795. Forget her.
She had it coming.
Copy !req
796. Oh, hey,
you guys, come here.
Copy !req
797. You've got to see
M.I.T.'s dorms.
Copy !req
798. Wait a minute.
If I think I'm cool,
Copy !req
799. then people will think
I'm cool, too.
Copy !req
800. Yeah, that's what
Mr. Rosso said.
Copy !req
801. Yeah, and he's cool.
Copy !req
802. Yeah, but I already
think I'm cool.
Copy !req
803. But nobody else does.
Copy !req
804. Maybe that's
because you're not.
Copy !req
805. Hey, shut up.
I am so.
Copy !req
806. So am I.
I'm really cool.
Copy !req
807. You know what, Sam?
Copy !req
808. You actually do
seem cooler all of a sudden.
Copy !req
809. I think
it's working.
Copy !req
810. Mr. Rosso's
some kind of genius.
Copy !req
811. Lindsay.
Copy !req
812. Where are you going?
Copy !req
813. Millie,
I gotta go home.
Copy !req
814. What's the matter?
Copy !req
815. Are you gonna go
use your own bathroom?
Copy !req
816. No, it's...
Copy !req
817. I just
can't do this.
Copy !req
818. Really?
Copy !req
819. Yeah. I mean,
Copy !req
820. it's been great
hanging out with you,
Copy !req
821. but it's just not
where I'm at anymore.
Copy !req
822. Things
are different now.
Copy !req
823. What do you want to do?
Copy !req
824. I don't know.
Copy !req
825. But I don't think
I want to be a mathlete.
Copy !req
826. That's okay.
I understand.
Copy !req
827. But can we still
play Uno sometimes?
Copy !req
828. I mean, when you've
got nothing else to do?
Copy !req
829. Yeah, we can
always do that.
Copy !req
830. Millie, we'll
always be friends.
Copy !req
831. I'll see you around
tomorrow, okay?
Copy !req
832. Hey, do you guys want to
maybe go see a midnight movie?
Copy !req
833. I think there's a foreign film
playing at the State theater.
Copy !req
834. A foreign film? Is that
the kind you have to read?
Copy !req
835. What's the point?
Copy !req
836. The point is trying
not to be a dumb-ass
Copy !req
837. for once in your life,
that's what.
Copy !req
838. That's the point,
apparently.
Copy !req
839. - I'll go.
- Thank you, babe.
Copy !req
840. It just better not be about
a guy who talks a lot.
Copy !req
841. Hey.
Copy !req
842. Hey.
Copy !req
843. What's up?
Copy !req
844. Nothing.
What are you guys up to?
Copy !req
845. Nothing.
Copy !req
846. Actually, we were just about
to go see a foreign film.
Copy !req
847. Cool.
Copy !req
848. You know,
just because.
Copy !req
849. Can I come
with you guys?
Copy !req
850. Sure.
Copy !req
851. Can we borrow
your dad's car?
Copy !req
852. - Aww.
- Shut up, man.
Copy !req
853. Come on, Linds,
you can ride with Kim and me.
Copy !req
854. Come on.
Let's go.
Copy !req
855. Hey, Lindsay?
Copy !req
856. I just wanted to tell you
I'm really glad
Copy !req
857. that you're feeling better
about our break-up.
Copy !req
858. I think you're handling
it really well.
Copy !req
859. Uh, thanks, Nick.
Copy !req
860. I think I'll be okay.
Copy !req
861. Hey, I didn't
get all gussied up
Copy !req
862. to sit here alone, man.
Copy !req
863. I'm coming.
Let's go.
Copy !req
864. Follow me, 'cause
you're going down, Desario!
Copy !req
865. - Come on, get in!
- No, turn it off.
Copy !req