1. Come on, ladies,
let's see some hustle.Copy !req
2. Excuse me.
Is our little practice bothering you?Copy !req
3. Get out of here.Copy !req
4. All right, let's work.
Squib it, come on.Copy !req
5. You seem so distant
these days, Brad.Copy !req
6. Is this something I did?Copy !req
7. Cause if it is,
I want you to tell me.Copy !req
8. Ashley, it's just...Copy !req
9. I'm ready to work through whatever
It's that we need to work through.Copy !req
10. But we need to communicate.Copy !req
11. I need you to talk to me.Copy !req
12. Ashley, it's just that I...Copy !req
13. I love you so much...Copy !req
14. It scares me.Copy !req
15. Oh, man,
you wanna hear something way messed up?Copy !req
16. You know that Molly Hatchet
shirt I was wearing the other day?Copy !req
17. The one with the executioner guy
holding that bloody axe,Copy !req
18. under his foot, the severed head...Copy !req
19. That's my shirt.Copy !req
20. Yeah, so...Copy !req
21. My mom, she makes us go
to church every week.Copy !req
22. I gotta dress up.Copy !req
23. So I get there, and this stupid
priest says I can't come in.Copy !req
24. You can't wear stuff like that
in church, man.Copy !req
25. Why not, man, it's church!Copy !req
26. Supposed to forgive people there.Copy !req
27. "So, you hate my shirt,
forgive me, let me come in!"Copy !req
28. Yeah, I believe in God, man.
I've seen him. I've felt his power.Copy !req
29. Plays drums for Led Zeppelin
and his name is John Bonham!Copy !req
30. Here you go, here you go.Copy !req
31. "Hey, Lisa,
here are those biscuits you ordered."Copy !req
32. "And here, Cinderella story..."Copy !req
33. "A former greenskeeper..."Copy !req
34. "50 yards!"Copy !req
35. "It's in the hole!
It's in the hole!"Copy !req
36. Damn Weir.Copy !req
37. You really like Bill Murray,
don't you?Copy !req
38. Yeah, he's great.Copy !req
39. Bill Murray sucks, man.Copy !req
40. - No, he's cool.
- Really?Copy !req
41. What's he, your boyfriend?Copy !req
42. Sam Queer?Copy !req
43. - It's fighting time, man.
- Leave me alone, Alan.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry, I don't speak geek.Copy !req
45. I've always wanted to know what
it's be like to fight a girl.Copy !req
46. I'm a girl.Copy !req
47. Wanna see what it'd
be like to fight me?Copy !req
48. Weir's sister has to protect him?Copy !req
49. I'm not protecting him. Just trying to
figure out why you need to pick fightsCopy !req
50. with guys who weigh less
than 100 pounds.Copy !req
51. Watch out, Alan.
I think she's high on pot.Copy !req
52. Yeah, and I just go psycho
when I am.Copy !req
53. Wanna try me?Copy !req
54. You're dead, alright?Copy !req
55. As soon as your freak sister
isn't around, I'm gonna cream you, man.Copy !req
56. You know, you really didn't need to
do that. I could have handled it.Copy !req
57. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
58. And by the way, I weigh 103 pounds.Copy !req
59. Sorry.Copy !req
60. Man...Copy !req
61. I hate high school.Copy !req
62. I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputationCopy !req
63. Livin' in the past, it's a new generationCopy !req
64. Go and do what you want to doCopy !req
65. And that's what i'm gonna doCopy !req
66. And i don't give a damn
'bout my bad reputationCopy !req
67. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, noCopy !req
68. Not me. Me, me, me, meCopy !req
69. Whah! No!Copy !req
70. No, no, no, no, no, no, noCopy !req
71. Not meCopy !req
72. Me, me, me, meCopy !req
73. I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputationCopy !req
74. I've never been afraid of any deviationCopy !req
75. And i don't really care
if you think i'm strangeCopy !req
76. I ain't gonna changeCopy !req
77. And i'm never gonna care
'bout my bad reputationCopy !req
78. Not me!Copy !req
79. You know, I ran into
Mrs. Patton today,Copy !req
80. at Farmer Jack,Copy !req
81. and she said she saw you smoking.Copy !req
82. Well, she's crazy. Mom.Copy !req
83. I can't believe it. You seriously
think I would start smoking?Copy !req
84. I had a friend that used to smoke.Copy !req
85. You know what he's doing now?Copy !req
86. He's dead.Copy !req
87. You think smoking
makes you look cool,Copy !req
88. let's go dig him up now,
see how cool he looks.Copy !req
89. Daddy, if i started smoking,
I would tell you.Copy !req
90. Oh, good. Now I don't have to worry.Copy !req
91. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
92. They're showing Monty Python
and the Holy Grail {\at Parkway }Saturday night.Copy !req
93. Neal, Bill and I are gonna
watch it twice in a row.Copy !req
94. Great.Copy !req
95. Sam, isn't the homecoming
dance Saturday night?Copy !req
96. - Are you going?
- No, why would I do that?Copy !req
97. - You're sister's going.
- No, I'm not!Copy !req
98. Alright, kids.Copy !req
99. High school is for learning.Copy !req
100. But it's also where you should
be learning how to socialize.Copy !req
101. That's what the high school
dances are all about.Copy !req
102. No. It's a chance for popular
kids to experience sex in their cars.Copy !req
103. Lindsay!Copy !req
104. I mean, if that's what you want me
to do, then I'd be happy to go.Copy !req
105. You know...Copy !req
106. There was a girl in our school...Copy !req
107. She had pre-marital sex.Copy !req
108. You know what she did
on graduation day?Copy !req
109. Died!Copy !req
110. Of an overdose. Heroin.Copy !req
111. Are any of your friends alive?Copy !req
112. The smart ones.Copy !req
113. I'm sure there are plenty
of kids who are justCopy !req
114. dying for someone to ask them.Copy !req
115. Mom, that's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
116. Honey, it's stupid
until you consider how happyCopy !req
117. it'll make somebody
who really wants to go.Copy !req
118. Nobody I know wants to go.Copy !req
119. - Dad.
- Honey.Copy !req
120. Great. No, that works out perfect.Copy !req
121. I'm having a midnight madness
deer hunting sale at night,Copy !req
122. and you can wait on
all those nice hunters.Copy !req
123. Choice is yours.Copy !req
124. Thanks, Carl.Copy !req
125. Hey, Eli...
I think Carl needs a hug.Copy !req
126. My buddy!Copy !req
127. - You're such a jerk, man.
- Eli likes you. Congratulations.Copy !req
128. - Hey, Mr. K.
- Mr. Schwieber.Copy !req
129. It's Schweiber.Copy !req
130. Mr. Bones, Mr. Spock,Copy !req
131. may I join you here,
in the Enterprise vessel?Copy !req
132. I'm so hungry I could eat a Tribble.Copy !req
133. I don't get it. Who's that?Copy !req
134. John Wayne.Copy !req
135. Why does my mom always
put a note in my lunch?Copy !req
136. It's so embarrassing.Copy !req
137. At least she doesn't write it
on the bag.Copy !req
138. Are you guys going to
the homecoming dance?Copy !req
139. I really don't see that happening.Copy !req
140. I'm sorry,
did I crush your Twinkies?Copy !req
141. What did you do that for?Copy !req
142. What are you gonna do,
go crying to your sister?Copy !req
143. Sam Rear?Copy !req
144. No. No, I'm not.Copy !req
145. Mr. Kowchevski,
Alan smashed my Twinkies.Copy !req
146. My God, you're such a woman.Copy !req
147. Alan. You don't have anything better
to do than to squash Mr. Weir's dessert?Copy !req
148. I was just bending down
to talk to him,Copy !req
149. and I accidentally leaned on it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
150. Why don't you go
{\do the nice thing }and buy him some new ones?Copy !req
151. Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
152. Thank you, Mr. Kowchevski.Copy !req
153. Sam, want some advice?Copy !req
154. Be a man.Copy !req
155. You shouldn't let
Alan do that to you.Copy !req
156. I don't see you doing anything!Copy !req
157. My father tells me to stay out of
fights that don't affect me directly.Copy !req
158. It'd be nice if you guys
backed me up once in a while.Copy !req
159. My sister does and she's a girl.Copy !req
160. Yes, but if we do,
Alan is gonna terrorize us, too.Copy !req
161. Listen, you guys have got to help me.
He's never gonne leave me alone.Copy !req
162. - Hey, Daniel.
- Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
163. What's up? Where you been?Copy !req
164. I've been... around.Copy !req
165. Come on, let's hit the patio.Copy !req
166. The smoking patio?Copy !req
167. It's all right, they don't bite.Copy !req
168. Don't touch me.Copy !req
169. I'm sorry.
Your butt was calling to me.Copy !req
170. - Hey Nicholas, you got those M80's?
- Don't know, man, you got the money?Copy !req
171. You guys know Lindsay?Copy !req
172. You were in my English class
last year, right?Copy !req
173. You're that chick who got an A.Copy !req
174. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
175. I don't know, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
176. Are you guys going to
the homecoming dance?Copy !req
177. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
178. That's funny. That's a joke, right?Copy !req
179. My dad's kind of making me go.Copy !req
180. Your dad is making you
go to the dance?Copy !req
181. What's that all about?Copy !req
182. Who is your dad? Hitler?Copy !req
183. I just thought maybe
you guys were gonna go.Copy !req
184. To make fun of people.Copy !req
185. - That could be funny, right?
- I would go...Copy !req
186. but I have a prior engagement.Copy !req
187. My cousin just sent me a bunch of
mushrooms and I'm gonna eat them.Copy !req
188. Look. I mean, you know
they're gonna play disco, right?.Copy !req
189. Disco sucks. I hate disco.Copy !req
190. I'd rather make out
with Principal Farber.Copy !req
191. Again?Copy !req
192. Shut up, man.Copy !req
193. Oh, my god, man.Copy !req
194. I can't wait til
you're not paying attention.Copy !req
195. - Check it out.
- What does she want?Copy !req
196. - Linds!
- Friend of yours?Copy !req
197. "Linds"?Copy !req
198. I'll be right back, OK?Copy !req
199. Millie, what are you doing out here?Copy !req
200. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
201. This place is for freaks.Copy !req
202. Millie, go away.Copy !req
203. Today is the deadline
to enter the Academic Decathlon.Copy !req
204. Mr. Rosso said you didn't
turn up your application.Copy !req
205. What? Millie, I'm not entering.Copy !req
206. But you are our best mathlete.Copy !req
207. Can we not talk
about this right now?Copy !req
208. Lindsay, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
209. There's nothing wrong with me. I just
don't wanna do Decathlon this year.Copy !req
210. Aren't you at least gonna help the soda
refreshments at the homecoming dance?Copy !req
211. We're trying to raise money to buy
the school computer.Copy !req
212. Gentlemen, here's my advice.Copy !req
213. Listen to Neal.Copy !req
214. You should handle AlanCopy !req
215. the same way Han Solo
dealt with Jaba the Hut.Copy !req
216. - Avoid him.
- Just avoid him forever?Copy !req
217. Just for 4 years.Copy !req
218. There's Cindy Sanders.Copy !req
219. Dream on, Sam.Copy !req
220. - Oh, man.
- Hu-oh. Incoming.Copy !req
221. Sam, I've been looking all over
for you. Is this your jacket?Copy !req
222. You left it in science,
I didn't want it to get all dirty.Copy !req
223. Thanks, Cindy.
That was really nice of you.Copy !req
224. Yeah, well, I'll see you later.Copy !req
225. Sam, you are so in.Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. She brought you your jacket.Copy !req
228. She saw it,Copy !req
229. she remembered it was yours,Copy !req
230. she picked it up
and carried it through the halls.Copy !req
231. People probably saw her with it.Copy !req
232. I wonder if she has
a date for the dance.Copy !req
233. Cindy Sanders is
in love with you, man.Copy !req
234. - Do you really think Cindy likes me?
- Hello... the jacket.Copy !req
235. There's no way.
We're not her species.Copy !req
236. Just do me a favor. Ask around,
see if she has a date for the dance...Copy !req
237. Who should I ask?Copy !req
238. OK, the dance is tomorrow.
She is a cheerleader.Copy !req
239. You've seen Star Wars 27 times.
Do the math.Copy !req
240. I know,Copy !req
241. but my dad says the prettiest
girls usually don't get asked outCopy !req
242. because guys are too afraid
to ask them.Copy !req
243. Really? Maybe I should ask out
Farrah Fawcett Majors.Copy !req
244. Maybe I should ask out Bill's mom!Copy !req
245. - Oh, you better not!
- Just ask around, OK?Copy !req
246. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
247. - The chemistry exam you ordered.
- Alright, good job.Copy !req
248. - Where are the answers?
- You just said to steal the test.Copy !req
249. Good work, genius.
Why don't you use your brain?Copy !req
250. Who's got gum?Copy !req
251. Oh, yeah, that's real great.Copy !req
252. Why don't you blow your nose in
some bread and make me a sandwich?Copy !req
253. Why is everyone
calling up my butt today?Copy !req
254. Because you're an moron?Copy !req
255. Hey Kim, I got some.Copy !req
256. What's she doing here?Copy !req
257. She is our friend.Copy !req
258. What, are you doing her? So she'll
help you with your math homework?Copy !req
259. Lay off.Copy !req
260. - Kim...
- I wasn't not talking to you, brain.Copy !req
261. Don't you have a test or something?Copy !req
262. Would you be cool? Please?Copy !req
263. Did I do something to you?Copy !req
264. You're here.Copy !req
265. I have as much right
to be here as you do.Copy !req
266. Hey, brain...Copy !req
267. I shoplift in your daddy's store.Copy !req
268. You're just some rich kid
who's trying to piss off her parents.Copy !req
269. You think you can hang with these guys?
You think that's gonna make you cool?Copy !req
270. I don't know what to tell you.Copy !req
271. You know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
272. Let's be friends.Copy !req
273. There, now we're friends.
See you at the mall.Copy !req
274. What are you, on your period?Copy !req
275. If you wanna hang around with
your little poser friend hereCopy !req
276. and pretend with her,
that's your waste of time.Copy !req
277. Just keep her away from me.Copy !req
278. That is exactly why
I don't carry a purse.Copy !req
279. I gotta get to shop class.Copy !req
280. It's the only way I can pass it.
Here.Copy !req
281. And... sorry.Copy !req
282. Don't you have to get to class, too?Copy !req
283. I'll survive.Copy !req
284. These shorts aren't very flattering,
are they?Copy !req
285. No, you look good.Copy !req
286. How come your sister
is dressing so weird now?Copy !req
287. What do you mean?Copy !req
288. I mean, she's been wearing
your dad's army jacket.Copy !req
289. I don't know.Copy !req
290. She's been acting weird
ever since our grandma died.Copy !req
291. You're dead, Weir.Copy !req
292. - Alan?
- What?Copy !req
293. What's the point of all this?Copy !req
294. The point?Copy !req
295. The point is, you're dead too.Copy !req
296. Little man.Copy !req
297. I kind of wish I didn't
come to school today.Copy !req
298. Would you go to
homecoming dance with me?Copy !req
299. I would,
but I already have a date, so...Copy !req
300. Will you go to
homecoming dance with me?Copy !req
301. - Eli, there a bee on your book.
- Where?Copy !req
302. I'll get it.Copy !req
303. What's the matter with you?
Jerk.Copy !req
304. Sorry, didn't mean to upset
your husband.Copy !req
305. What if he was my husband?
That's be some kind of joke to you?Copy !req
306. It's no joke to me,
I think you two make a good couple.Copy !req
307. Maybe we do.Copy !req
308. Do you wanna go to
the homecoming dance with me?Copy !req
309. Yes, I do, really, please.Copy !req
310. I will go.Copy !req
311. Alright, fellas,
I just wanna let you knowCopy !req
312. that in honor of the big
homecoming game tomorrow,Copy !req
313. I'm gonna give you guys the day off.Copy !req
314. Can we go home?Copy !req
315. Schweiber, don't be an idiot.
We are going to do something fun.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna let you guys...Copy !req
317. play dodgeball.Copy !req
318. Can somebody please tell me
what's supposed to be fun about this?Copy !req
319. We just let ourselves get hit,
and we can sit down.Copy !req
320. Let's just pretend to get hit.
Nobody will know.Copy !req
321. I don't think we can.Copy !req
322. Ladies, put down the mascara,
and get in there, play.Copy !req
323. I can't take it, man,
I gotta get out of here!Copy !req
324. Look, little man is running away!Copy !req
325. Hey, only my mom
is allowed to call me that.Copy !req
326. OK, now it's time to sneer Weir.Copy !req
327. - Sam, get away from me.
- We need to stay together.Copy !req
328. - Are you crazy?
- Hey, kid!Copy !req
329. Soddleman, that's illegal.
You're out of it.Copy !req
330. Schweiber, come on, walk it off.Copy !req
331. Sit down, you nugglehead.Copy !req
332. There's nowhere to hide, Weird.Copy !req
333. Kid, get away from us.
That psycho is after you.Copy !req
334. Nice throw, wuss.Copy !req
335. He caught my ball! I'm out!Copy !req
336. Go Sam! Go!Copy !req
337. White, take a seat.
Come on Weir, throw it back.Copy !req
338. Catch it, come on.Copy !req
339. Dodgeball is kind of
a stupid game, isn't it?Copy !req
340. You just signed your death warrant.Copy !req
341. Man, that chick totally likes me.Copy !req
342. It's funny.Copy !req
343. That Jimmy Carter,
he's some president, right?Copy !req
344. He's doing a hell of a job.Copy !req
345. He's doing a hell of a job!Copy !req
346. But I'm a little concerned his handling
of the economy, aren't you?Copy !req
347. I'm a little concerned. Maybe.Copy !req
348. Maybe I'm a little concerned.Copy !req
349. Come on, Eli. Give him a break. Look
what he has done in the Middle East.Copy !req
350. In the Middle East.Copy !req
351. The Middle East.
The middle of the East.Copy !req
352. - You'd make a good president.
- President Eli?Copy !req
353. OK! President Eli!Copy !req
354. Hey, you guys, cut it out.
Leave him alone.Copy !req
355. What? We're having
a political discussion.Copy !req
356. Yes, we're political.Copy !req
357. You don't have to talk to them,
they're just being mean.Copy !req
358. No, but they're my friends.
My friends!Copy !req
359. Yes, we are his buddies.
Isn't that right, Mr. President?Copy !req
360. - No they're not, Eli.
- I'm making them laugh.Copy !req
361. Yeah. Not this way.Copy !req
362. There's a good kind of laughing
and a bad one. This is bad.Copy !req
363. Eli, they're only laughing at you
because you are retarded.Copy !req
364. I'm not retarded, I'm special.Copy !req
365. - I'm special! Just special.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
366. I'm sorry. I know you're special.Copy !req
367. - They're being mean to you.
- I'm not retarded...Copy !req
368. - You're retarded!
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
369. I'm not retarded! I'm special!Copy !req
370. I don't wanna go
to the dance with you!Copy !req
371. Sorry!Copy !req
372. And I'm the mean one?
How does that work?Copy !req
373. What's going on here?Copy !req
374. All I... I was trying
to do something niceCopy !req
375. in this stupid school where
nothing nice ever happensCopy !req
376. but instead,
Eli broke his arm and...Copy !req
377. I feel like the biggest idiot
in the world.Copy !req
378. No, why aren't you taking part
in the academic Decathlon?Copy !req
379. We need you,
you are our best mathlete.Copy !req
380. Oh, God, please don't say that word.Copy !req
381. Are you having
some problems at home?Copy !req
382. No, I'm not.Copy !req
383. - Is it a boy?
- No.Copy !req
384. You can tell me...Copy !req
385. I know it seems square to actually talk
with your guidance counselor,Copy !req
386. but I was a kid once, too.
And not that long ago.Copy !req
387. Mr. Rosso, there is nothing to tell.Copy !req
388. Trust me.Copy !req
389. I see the problem here.Copy !req
390. Let's just rap... as people. OK?Copy !req
391. From now on,
I'm not Mr. Rosso, guidance counselor.Copy !req
392. - You're not?
- No.Copy !req
393. I'm just Jeff,
your friend who cares.Copy !req
394. Jeff?Copy !req
395. Exactly.Copy !req
396. And you're not Ms. Weir,
high school student,Copy !req
397. You're Lindsay, a girl
who seems like she needs a friend.Copy !req
398. So, come on, Linds,Copy !req
399. talk to your buddy Jeff.Copy !req
400. I've never felt better
in all my life.Copy !req
401. Then maybe someone
should tell your face.Copy !req
402. Ah, yes, interesting problem...
Freshmen bullies.Copy !req
403. He's obviously acting out of insecurity
in a new environment.Copy !req
404. If you can disconnect emotionally,
it's really quite sad.Copy !req
405. In his own way,
he's reaching out for a friend.Copy !req
406. Not that you should feel sorry for him,
his kind should be destroyed.Copy !req
407. So, what do we do?Copy !req
408. I recommend the Cresman conundrum.Copy !req
409. What the hell is that?Copy !req
410. Tom Cresman, my freshman tormentor.Copy !req
411. The idea was,
if you fight your bully,Copy !req
412. afterwards, whether you win or lose,
they'll tend to leave you alone.Copy !req
413. Did it work?Copy !req
414. He broke my tailbone,
but the result was effective.Copy !req
415. He got expelled.Copy !req
416. - It's a good plan.
- It's a terrible plan.Copy !req
417. I'm not fighting Alan,
he's not my tormentor.Copy !req
418. I know every hall he takes to each
class. And I avoid those halls.Copy !req
419. It's that simple. Just start living
at the janitor store, like I do.Copy !req
420. - Are you looking for a fight, dork?
- No, sir.Copy !req
421. Well, you're gonna get one!Copy !req
422. Tell me about that stupid
Cresman conundrum.Copy !req
423. Are you... I don't... Are you OK?Copy !req
424. Is it just me
or does the whole world suck?Copy !req
425. Alright, after class,
you and me are cutting out of here.Copy !req
426. Cutting?Copy !req
427. I've got something
to show you that...Copy !req
428. it's gonna make you feel better.Copy !req
429. I guess, the first thing we're
gonna do is get him on the ground.Copy !req
430. How are we supposed to do that?
Cut his legs off?Copy !req
431. Should I wear a cock for this?Copy !req
432. That's between you
and your God, Bill.Copy !req
433. Hey, geek.Copy !req
434. Got a problem?Copy !req
435. No, I was...Copy !req
436. I was just looking
at a friend of mine.Copy !req
437. Are you telling me that I look like
a friends of yours?Copy !req
438. Kim, I think he likes you.Copy !req
439. Is that true?Copy !req
440. Do you like me?Copy !req
441. Do you love me?Copy !req
442. I like you like a friend.Copy !req
443. I don't think so.Copy !req
444. I think you like me like me.Copy !req
445. I think you want to kiss me.Copy !req
446. Do you wanna kiss me?Copy !req
447. I don't know.Copy !req
448. Come on.Copy !req
449. Just one little kiss.Copy !req
450. I'll be your girlfriend.Copy !req
451. In your dreams, geek.Copy !req
452. Maybe we should get her
to beat up Alan.Copy !req
453. Go.Copy !req
454. Wait for me, man.Copy !req
455. Be prepared to have your mind blown!Copy !req
456. Check it out, man.Copy !req
457. That's fourteen mounted toms,Copy !req
458. eight floor toms,
four splashers, two gongs,Copy !req
459. ten Caravelles, four rides,
five snares, man...Copy !req
460. a roto tom rack!Copy !req
461. And it's all mounted on my infamous
quadruple kick drums system.Copy !req
462. Six more pieces, and I got a bigger kit
than Neal Perth drums from Rush.Copy !req
463. That's great, Nick.Copy !req
464. Look, these teachers
want us to work, you know?Copy !req
465. And I say, fine. I'll work.Copy !req
466. But you gotta let me do
the kind of work I want to do.Copy !req
467. And for me, Lindsay,
it's my drum kit, man.Copy !req
468. This is my passion, you know?Copy !req
469. This is the essence of who I am now.Copy !req
470. But before I had this,
I was lost, too.Copy !req
471. You see what I'm saying?Copy !req
472. You need to find...Copy !req
473. your reason for living.Copy !req
474. You gotta find your big,
gigantic drum kit, you know?Copy !req
475. Maybe I'll buy a clarinet.Copy !req
476. If you're not going to the dance,
I thought you could come over my house.Copy !req
477. A bunch of guys who play guitar
are gonna come.Copy !req
478. We're gonna try playing
"Dark side of the moon".Copy !req
479. Just tell your dad you went.Copy !req
480. I can't lie to my dad.Copy !req
481. Really?Copy !req
482. Why don't you tell your dad
you got a date?Copy !req
483. I'll put on a suit.Copy !req
484. I'll come pick you up,Copy !req
485. talk nice to your dad,
and then I'll take you to the school.Copy !req
486. We can walk up to the door of the dance,
and then we can take off.Copy !req
487. Then you can tell your dad you went.
You wouldn't be lying.Copy !req
488. You'd really do that?Copy !req
489. Absolutely.Copy !req
490. Hello, there.Copy !req
491. Hello Jeff.Copy !req
492. Guess who's in trouble.Copy !req
493. Here's the deal.Copy !req
494. If you get take part in
the academic Decathlon,Copy !req
495. I'll forget this ever happened.Copy !req
496. You're forcing me to a mathlete?Copy !req
497. That is so not fair.Copy !req
498. The world is not black and white.
It's gray.Copy !req
499. And I really think
it'd be good for you.Copy !req
500. I really do can't that.Copy !req
501. Fine, Ms. Weir.Copy !req
502. Maybe it's time for some tough love.Copy !req
503. How about I call your parents?Copy !req
504. And let them know
that their daughter is turning intoCopy !req
505. a burnout who skips class.Copy !req
506. You know what,
I can't make you be a mathlete.Copy !req
507. But I can make you work
the refreshment tableCopy !req
508. at the homecoming dance.Copy !req
509. I'll see you Saturday at 7 pm.Copy !req
510. You know who used to cut class?Copy !req
511. Jimi Hendrix.Copy !req
512. You know what happened to him?
He died!Copy !req
513. Choking on his own vomit.Copy !req
514. Dad, I skipped Latin.Copy !req
515. Oh, I can understand why you
wouldn't want to learn about that.Copy !req
516. It's only the building block
of our language.Copy !req
517. I'm just glad your grandmother
wasn't alive to hear about this.Copy !req
518. You can't cut corners in life.Copy !req
519. You know who cut corners?
Kennedy.Copy !req
520. Kennedy cut corners when
he was running the Bay of Pigs.Copy !req
521. A lot of good men lost
their lives because of it.Copy !req
522. You know who else cut corners?
Janis Joplin.Copy !req
523. Dad!Copy !req
524. What are you talking about?Copy !req
525. You don't make any sense!Copy !req
526. I just cut class and guess what?
Everybody's still alive.Copy !req
527. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
528. You understand what I'm saying,
don't you, Sam?Copy !req
529. Good. Pass the rolls.Copy !req
530. Can I come in?Copy !req
531. Do you think that me,
Neal and Bill could beat up Alan?Copy !req
532. Just Alan?Copy !req
533. Alan and his buddies...Copy !req
534. - No to maybe.
- That's what I thought.Copy !req
535. Why are you throwing your life away?Copy !req
536. Did Dad tell you to ask me that?Copy !req
537. No, Millie did.Copy !req
538. You tell her to mind
her own business.Copy !req
539. Just because
she asked me to ask you,Copy !req
540. doesn't mean I was gonna
tell her what you said.Copy !req
541. They ever told you that I was
the only one with Grandma when she died?Copy !req
542. No.Copy !req
543. They went down to the cafeteria
to get some coffee.Copy !req
544. Grandma looked so terrified.Copy !req
545. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
546. She grabbed my hand,
and told me she didn't want to go.Copy !req
547. She looked so scared, Sam.Copy !req
548. So I said, "can you see...Copy !req
549. God, or a heaven or a light
or anything?"Copy !req
550. What did she say?Copy !req
551. "No.Copy !req
552. There is nothing."Copy !req
553. She was a good person all her life,
and that's what she got.Copy !req
554. So...Copy !req
555. you do think we could beat up Alan?Copy !req
556. He's a goner.Copy !req
557. Where is Sam? It's almost 3 pm.
Alan is gonna be here soon.Copy !req
558. I bet he forgot his math book.
I'm sure he is coming.Copy !req
559. Collin! You came to help us?Copy !req
560. No way, I just came to watch.Copy !req
561. Should be exciting.Copy !req
562. Because we are going to win?Copy !req
563. Either way.Copy !req
564. Oh, man, where is Sam?Copy !req
565. Can't talk, gotta fight Alan.Copy !req
566. Where is Sam? It's three o'clock.Copy !req
567. Don't let Alan hit any
of your pressure points.Copy !req
568. If he does, you're not gonna feel
anything but you'll drop dead in 3 days.Copy !req
569. - My stomach hurts.
- Bill, you'll be fine.Copy !req
570. No, it really hurts.
I think I should go home.Copy !req
571. This is how Houdini died.Copy !req
572. Always guard your face.Copy !req
573. If he hits in the nose, it could
drive the nose bone into your brain.Copy !req
574. Then you'll release
your bowels and die.Copy !req
575. Shut up, would you.Copy !req
576. He's right. There are a lot
of ways to die in a fight.Copy !req
577. Maybe we should put this off.Copy !req
578. There is Sam.Copy !req
579. Stop, you moron!
It's not Sam, it's Alan!Copy !req
580. - So, what are you doing?
- Just going home.Copy !req
581. - And you?
- I'm cheerleading the game.Copy !req
582. Well, you're dressed for it.Copy !req
583. What are you losers
doing on my street?Copy !req
584. - Nothing.
- We're kind of here to beat you up.Copy !req
585. - Really?
- He is just kidding.Copy !req
586. I'm not talking to you, dork.Copy !req
587. - What are you laughing at, pinhead?
- I'm just here to watch.Copy !req
588. Really? Well, watch this.Copy !req
589. You are so dead!Copy !req
590. I gotta get out there. I'll see you!Copy !req
591. See you.Copy !req
592. I was wondering...Copy !req
593. Do you wanna go to
the homecoming dance with me?Copy !req
594. I'm already going with Dan Lewis,
he asked me two weeks ago.Copy !req
595. I just thought I would ask just in case
you didn't have anyone to go.Copy !req
596. I gotta go, so I'll see you.Copy !req
597. If you're there,
I'll save a dance for you.Copy !req
598. See you.Copy !req
599. That could be good.Copy !req
600. Get off me, you psycho!Copy !req
601. You ripped my shirt.
You're gonna buy me a new shirt!Copy !req
602. You guys are all dead, man!
Really dead!Copy !req
603. I got punched in the nose,
but I'm still alive.Copy !req
604. I guess the nose bone
must have missed my brain.Copy !req
605. Yeah, my stomach
does not hurt anymore.Copy !req
606. Mine does.Copy !req
607. Did you see me? I was taunting him.
He was terrified.Copy !req
608. Did you see me? I had his arms.
Totally shut him down.Copy !req
609. I had his shoes.Copy !req
610. Wait a minute.Copy !req
611. You guys fought Alan.Copy !req
612. No, we got hit by a car.Copy !req
613. I'm so sorry.
I was talking to Cindy.Copy !req
614. - You stood up for me.
- You should see how he looks.Copy !req
615. We tore his shirt.Copy !req
616. So what did she say?Copy !req
617. She's got a date.
But she's saving a dance for me.Copy !req
618. So you're going?Copy !req
619. You got a slow dance.Copy !req
620. Yes, definitely slow.Copy !req
621. Thanks. You know,
I'll be there the next time.Copy !req
622. Oh, God,
I hope there's not a next time.Copy !req
623. Look, I know you're not
happy about this, but...Copy !req
624. don't make me the bad guy, here.Copy !req
625. If the worst thing in your life was
somebody making you to go to a dance,Copy !req
626. then I'd say you have
a pretty good life.Copy !req
627. I was wondering...Copy !req
628. You said you would save
a dance for me, so...Copy !req
629. can I have it now?Copy !req
630. I mean, if you're not busy.Copy !req
631. I'm not busy.Copy !req
632. Come on, Sam.Copy !req
633. What are you thinking about,
Lindsay?Copy !req
634. I think I'm gonna dance with Eli.Copy !req
635. I'll be right back, Jeff.Copy !req
636. Oh, Linds...Copy !req
637. Maybe you should start
calling me Mr. Rosso again.Copy !req
638. That's the perfect couple.Copy !req
639. They've got some chemistry.Copy !req
640. - Shut up.
- What did I do?Copy !req