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That's great.
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- Sure, have a seat.
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Donkey basketball Saturday.
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Lindsay got detention.
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Sam is my best salesman, you know?
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421. I sent one to your mother,
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422. Harold.
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423. Lindsay, you can tell us who it is,
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424. and we won't make a big deal
out of it, all right?
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425. OK, it's Nick.
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426. Not another one of those burn-outs.
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427. Nick? Was he the one that
ate all my fruit roll-ups?
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428. - You said he could have them.
- No, I... I know.
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429. You'd better know right now that your
mother and I are not taking care of some
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430. "wedlock" baby, while you're
off gallivanting at college.
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431. - Dad!
- I'm warning you, Lindsay.
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432. Absolutely forbid you
from seeing this boy.
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433. Well, at least she didn't yell.
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434. Honey.
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435. See, you don't know what it's like
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436. to have a daughter
and want to protect her.
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437. Well, I mean, you will someday.
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438. We'd like that day to be
a long time from now.
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439. We just want to be sure
that this boy respects you, honey.
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440. Not all of them do.
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441. Trust me. I know what they're like.
I was one of them.
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442. Ugh! He was.
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443. I know. You find it hard to believe,
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444. but I did some stupid
things when I was young.
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445. Honey.
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446. Tell her about Korea.
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447. Ko...
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448. ... rea.
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449. Well, one day...
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450. I went into Seoul on a weekend pass
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451. and went to this bar
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452. and I had a few too many.
And...
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453. I followed a couple
of my buddies to the...
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454. red-light district.
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455. Your father's first time
wasn't special,
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456. and he's always regretted it.
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457. It was the worst
$5.00 I've ever spent.
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458. And I wish I could get
that $5.00 back.
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459. Ohh, come on! Please stop!
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460. What your father
is trying to say is...
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461. that your virginity is...
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462. a gift.
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463. Hold on a second.
I gotta find my smokes.
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464. Did you take 'em?
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465. We're goin' to Des's tonight.
Are you coming?
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466. No. Oh, hey.
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467. No, actually,
I'm hangin' out with Linds.
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468. All right.
Make it happen.
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469. Oh, tonight's the night!
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470. Call me tomorrow, Lindsay.
I want to know everything.
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471. So do I, Lindsay.
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472. Keep yawnin' like that,
you're gonna dislocate your jaw.
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473. Guys, wait up.
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474. Hey, Sam.
You know what Cindy said last night?
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475. What? That she's in love with you?
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476. That... that she thinks
you're smart and funny
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477. and you don't care
if she cuts the cheese?
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478. You know what, Bill?
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479. Why don't you just go out with her?
Why don't you marry her?
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480. I don't care anymore, OK?
I don't care.
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481. God!
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482. I was gonna say
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483. she said she thought you were
the nicest guy in the school.
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484. Cindy said that?
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485. No, wait. No, seriously.
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486. You don't like Cindy?
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487. No. Man, I was just
messin' with you.
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488. Bill's been in love
with Melissa Karpinski
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489. ever since he stood behind
her at the Dairy Queen.
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490. She was wearing this halter top.
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491. She is one foxy lady.
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492. She doesn't cut the cheese.
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493. Come on! Everybody cuts the cheese.
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494. Anyways Melissa Karpinski
is way out of your league.
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495. She goes out with, like,
the big football players.
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496. I'm going to fill out soon.
You know my cousin Jeff?
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497. He was a shrimp until he turned 16,
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498. and then he got all tall
and muscular in a month.
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499. Now he looks like the Hulk.
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500. You really think I'll fill out?
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501. Yeah, not like me, though.
In 3 years, I'm going to be enormous.
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502. Oh, yeah. Me, too.
My dad is 6'3".
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503. Hey, listen, you guys.
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504. Why don't we go see
Airplane again on saturday?
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505. Surely you will.
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506. Don't call me Shirley.
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507. "Billy, have you ever seen
a grown man naked?"
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508. Hey, why don't we go ask
Gordon to come with us?
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509. But... he smells.
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510. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
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511. But he's really cool.
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512. Maybe he doesn't
even know he smells.
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513. Are you gonna tell him?
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514. Hey, Gordon.
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515. Hey. How's it going
with you-know-who?
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516. Did you join her clubs?
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517. Yeah, yeah.
And we got to hang out.
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518. - Uh, sort of.
- Cool.
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519. You know, she smells great.
It must be her shampoo.
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520. Or... deodorant or something.
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521. What kind of deodorant do you use?
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522. I know I smell, Sam.
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523. What are you talking about?
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524. I may be smelly, but I'm not stupid.
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525. So... What is that?
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526. It's a medical condition.
It's called tryptophanuria.
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527. It's genetic.
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528. Wow! Is there a cure?
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529. Not yet, but research
is progressing.
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530. So you're going to be...
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531. smelly the rest of your life?
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532. But I don't mind.
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533. Nice people don't care,
and it weeds out the jerks.
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534. My mom says it's a gift.
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535. Cool.
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536. You know...
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537. Neal, Bill, and I are going
to the movies Saturday night.
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538. - You want to come with us?
- OK.
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539. I'll try not to stink up the joint.
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540. - Just kidding.
- Yeah, I know.
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542. - So, did you sell all your ads?
- No, not really.
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543. That's OK. No one else
did except for me.
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544. So I'm really glad
you joined the yearbook.
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545. - I had a lot of fun yesterday.
- Yeah, me, too.
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546. So anyway, what are you
doing after school?
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547. Is there another yearbook meeting?
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548. No, I was just gonna go to Sackie's,
I was wondering if you wanted to come.
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549. Don't touch the hair!
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550. Stop it!
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551. Yeah, yeah, I'll come.
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552. Definitely. Sure.
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553. Great.
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554. All right. I better go sit down.
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555. See you after school.
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556. See ya.
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557. "See you after school."
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558. Thanks, Sam.
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559. Look, are you sure
you don't need any money?
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560. Yeah, I'm fine.
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561. I love bacon cheeseburgers.
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562. Really?
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563. I kinda expected you
to like, you know,
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564. healthy food like carrots.
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565. Yuck! If I ever saw another
carrot again, it'd be too soon.
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566. I mean, my parents
never take us to Sackie's.
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567. That's why I have
to sneak here after school.
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568. - Want some?
- Sure, thanks.
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569. He's smiling and nodding because
he wants me to pass him the ball.
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570. So I throw it to him,
and he ducks like a girl.
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571. Do you know Todd Schellinger?
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572. Well, not personally.
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573. But...
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574. Why?
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575. I don't know. He's kinda cute,
don't you think?
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576. I guess.
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577. OK, I've never really
told anyone this before.
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578. But I have, like,
the hugest crush on him.
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579. At last week's game, he asked
my friend Joe for my phone number.
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580. Do you think that means he likes me?
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581. He asked for your phone number?
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582. Well, yeah, but...
I mean, he never called.
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583. And every time I see him, he acts
like he doesn't even know I exist.
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584. Well, maybe he's just shy.
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585. You think?
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586. I don't know.
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587. I'm always so nervous around him.
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588. I never know what to say.
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589. It's not like with you.
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590. You're so easy to talk to.
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591. You're just like my sister.
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592. Thanks.
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593. My god, did he just look at me?
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594. Don't look.
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595. - Have a nice time, honey.
- Don't stay out too late.
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596. I won't. Bye.
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597. Bye.
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598. Sam?
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599. Hey, son.
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600. Yeah?
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601. Come on over here and
join your mom and Dad.
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602. - Why? What did I do?
- Nothing, silly.
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603. - Come on.
- Get your butt over here.
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604. - "What did I do?"
- Come on.
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605. I have homework.
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606. You can do it tomorrow.
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607. Family time's more important.
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608. You must have been right there.
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609. Perfect timing.
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610. Come on in.
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611. I hope you like the Moody Blues.
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612. Oh, yeah, they're really great.
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613. I know, they're kind of wimpy,
but I think this song's OK.
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614. So...
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615. Wow! Whose basketball trophies?
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616. Yeah, they're mine.
I actually used to play.
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618. They found a dime bag in my locker,
and then they kicked me off the team.
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619. And then I just lost interest.
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620. Oh, yeah. No, that one's
actually for bowling.
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621. Do you want to hang out
downstairs for a while?
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623. Yeah.
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624. Great.
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625. Nick, what is all this?
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626. Come here.
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628. Lindsay...
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629. This song says all the things
I haven't been able to say to you.
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631. But I mean it.
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633. When you're with me, I'm smiling.
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635. All your love
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636. your hands
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637. build me up when I'm sinking
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638. Touch me
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640. You see, Lindsay,
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should ever be rushed.
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642. I made that mistake before.
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643. But I'm not going
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644. Because we've got time.
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645. We got all the time in the world.
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646. And you know why?
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647. 'Cause you're my lady
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648. See, Lindsay,
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651. No.
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652. All guys want to make out.
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653. But I just want to hold you.
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654. What's better than this?
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656. Sure.
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657. How was your "date"?
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658. It was OK.
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660. Mom and Dad made me watch TV
with them all night.
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661. They were weird.
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662. Yeah, what else is new?
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663. So, is Nick, like,
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664. I guess so.
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666. Oh, yeah.
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667. I wish Cindy liked me.
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668. She likes you.
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669. Yeah... Like a friend.
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670. That's the worst.
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671. I don't need another friend.
I already have two.
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672. How many more friends
does a guy need?
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676. Yeah, it's great.
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