1. Hey, those are for my French class.Copy !req
2. Oh, but I love sprinkles.Copy !req
3. - Fine. Just eat it.
- Hey, I'm really hungry, too.Copy !req
4. Please.Copy !req
5. - Just take the plain, OK?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
6. People are walking here, OK? God!Copy !req
7. Now they're dirty,Copy !req
8. so just eat them.Copy !req
9. - Here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
10. - What? What's your problem?
- My problem is your face, dirtbag.Copy !req
11. What's going on with her?Copy !req
12. Ricky dumped her this morning.
She's on the warpath.Copy !req
13. Well, if she's looking
for new customers,Copy !req
14. I'm up for a test drive.Copy !req
15. Shut up, Daniel.Copy !req
16. Karen, wait up!Copy !req
17. Jeez, Perry, you're looking huge.Copy !req
18. Yeah? Well, I been
workin' out after school.Copy !req
19. Sorry, little guy. I didn't see ya.
You all right, pal?Copy !req
20. All right.Copy !req
21. - You OK?
- I can't breathe.Copy !req
22. That guy hit you
in the solar plexus.Copy !req
23. Fellas...Copy !req
24. My brother sent me
this amazing chem set.Copy !req
25. I propose after schoolCopy !req
26. we make some acid, pour it on
the sidewalk, and watch it kill bugs.Copy !req
27. What are you doing?
That's my locker.Copy !req
28. I'm sorry.Copy !req
29. I didn't know.
I thought it was mine.Copy !req
30. See? This is mine.Copy !req
31. I just got hit in the solar plexus,
so I'm a little out of it.Copy !req
32. I don't wanna hear
your life story, OK?Copy !req
33. I want you to move your ass!Copy !req
34. Hey, Karen, was this guy trying
to break into your locker?Copy !req
35. No! No. I was just confused.
You know, I thought it was my locker.Copy !req
36. Yeah. You are
very confused, pee-wee.Copy !req
37. Are you sure you're
even in the right school?Copy !req
38. - How old are you?
- 14.Copy !req
39. You can't be 14, midget.Copy !req
40. You haven't even hit puberty.Copy !req
41. - What are you doing?
- I knew it.Copy !req
42. You don't even have hair
in your pits.Copy !req
43. Come on, Karen. Let's go.Copy !req
44. You swear you're 14?Copy !req
45. Then you're a geek.Copy !req
46. This is your locker?Copy !req
47. There. Now you'll always know
which one's yoursCopy !req
48. and which one's mine.Copy !req
49. OK, geek?Copy !req
50. You don't have hair in your pits?Copy !req
51. So why did Ricky
break up with Karen?Copy !req
52. Is she, like, a prude?Copy !req
53. Did she not, you know...Copy !req
54. Go the distance?Copy !req
55. Distance?Copy !req
56. No, she's not a prude.Copy !req
57. She's a slut, obviously.Copy !req
58. Obviously.Copy !req
59. She's a friend of yours.Copy !req
60. Last week, she started getting it on
with Ricky's older brother.Copy !req
61. Oh, cool.Copy !req
62. Yesterday...Copy !req
63. He walked in on them.Copy !req
64. Who walked in on who?Copy !req
65. "Who walked in on who?"Copy !req
66. God, people are so gossipy
at this school.Copy !req
67. It's, like, get a life, you know?Copy !req
68. What's up with her?Copy !req
69. That's Gary Ross' seat.Copy !req
70. But he's sick.
He has impetigo.Copy !req
71. What? Are you gonna
sit over here now?Copy !req
72. I just don't feel like
being abused today.Copy !req
73. I mean, I give up, you know?
I go out of my way to be nice to her,Copy !req
74. and it's like...Copy !req
75. No matter what I do, you know?Copy !req
76. Are you OK?Copy !req
77. Look, I'm gonna go talk
to Kim right now.Copy !req
78. No. No, no, no. Don't.Copy !req
79. Yeah, I am becau...Copy !req
80. It... Lindsay, it's really
cool when you hang out,Copy !req
81. and she shouldn't ruin
everything for everybodyCopy !req
82. just because she's always
on her period, you know?Copy !req
83. No, Nick, it's OK.Copy !req
84. No, it's not OK.Copy !req
85. It's... you know, it's not OK.
That's the thing.Copy !req
86. Just... please don't.
Don't say anything to her.Copy !req
87. Promise me you won't.Copy !req
88. Yeah. All right. OK.
Whatever you want.Copy !req
89. Thanks.Copy !req
90. A defaced locker...
A humiliated freshman...Copy !req
91. And a busty succubus from hell...Copy !req
92. Perhaps we've left McKinley HighCopy !req
93. and entered the chilling
corridors of the Twilight Zone.Copy !req
94. You're not funny.Copy !req
95. I can't believe
she inspected your pits.Copy !req
96. You know, I thought she was
gonna make sweet love to ya.Copy !req
97. What am I supposed to do?
I mean, fight her?Copy !req
98. She's a girl.Copy !req
99. My dad has a rule:
you don't fight girls.Copy !req
100. My dad has a rule:
you don't piss your pants at school.Copy !req
101. Hey, I didn't piss my pants!Copy !req
102. Hey! What happened to my artwork?!Copy !req
103. I spent a lot of time on that!Copy !req
104. I washed it off.Copy !req
105. Well, how you gonna remember
where your locker is?Copy !req
106. I'll remember.Copy !req
107. No, you won't.Copy !req
108. Listen...Copy !req
109. I don't wanna have to fight you.Copy !req
110. You wanna fight me, huh?Copy !req
111. You wanna mix it up a little bit?Copy !req
112. What was that, Bilbo Baggins?Copy !req
113. I... I didn't say anything.
It was him.Copy !req
114. Are you guys deformed or something?
I mean, what's the deal?Copy !req
115. Look, I guess I'm just gonna
have to mark that locker again.Copy !req
116. This time...
In geek blood.Copy !req
117. Well, I'd better get to class.Copy !req
118. I hope she meant your geek blood.Copy !req
119. What are you doing?Copy !req
120. Kim wants me to wait for her.
She's on the phone with her mom.Copy !req
121. I said, I don't know.
Are you deaf?!Copy !req
122. No. I'll try, OK? I'll try.Copy !req
123. I'll try!Copy !req
124. God, would you quit yelling at me,
you psychopath?!Copy !req
125. You know, sometimes
relationships can be a drag.Copy !req
126. Especially if you're
goin' out with her.Copy !req
127. Sorry.Copy !req
128. No. I know.Copy !req
129. She can be cool
if you get to know her.Copy !req
130. You know, mother,
you have really lost it this time!Copy !req
131. No... well, you need help!Copy !req
132. God!Copy !req
133. Well, as usual, my mother
is being a total shrew.Copy !req
134. Oh, biology.Copy !req
135. I think I have a test,
so I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
136. See ya.Copy !req
137. So, how's it goin'?Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. I said, how's it goin'?Copy !req
140. Fine...Copy !req
141. I guess.Copy !req
142. Well, what are you doin' later?Copy !req
143. I don't know.Copy !req
144. Well, meet me after school, OK?Copy !req
145. We can hang.Copy !req
146. OK.Copy !req
147. I heard about what she does
in the yearbook darkroom.Copy !req
148. What she does?Copy !req
149. What?Copy !req
150. I have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
151. She does it.Copy !req
152. What do you mean, "it"?Copy !req
153. She...Copy !req
154. Fornicates it. OK?Copy !req
155. I doubt it.Copy !req
156. And so what if she does?Copy !req
157. I just think it's sad.Copy !req
158. We can't all be girl scouts, Millie.Copy !req
159. And I expect legible handwriting!Copy !req
160. I can't spend my time trying to
decipher your chicken scrawl.Copy !req
161. That's not my job.Copy !req
162. - You gotta come see this.
- What is it?Copy !req
163. Hurry, man.Copy !req
164. What's a pygmy?Copy !req
165. It's a dwarf from Australia.
It's just a nickname.Copy !req
166. Hey, look, if you don't
get rid of that,Copy !req
167. you're gonna be called
pygmy geek for the next 4 years.Copy !req
168. Jeez!Copy !req
169. Weir!Copy !req
170. What the hell do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
171. Oh, grow up!Copy !req
172. - Someone wrote on my locker.
- So this is your locker?Copy !req
173. No. This is the school's locker.
That's gonna have to be repainted, bub.Copy !req
174. - It wasn't me.
- This wasn't you?Copy !req
175. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
176. You kids don't respect
school property.Copy !req
177. I mean, you just don't get it.Copy !req
178. OK, I want you to write an essayCopy !req
179. by tomorrow, 500 words...Copy !req
180. "Why vandalism...
Why the property of schoolCopy !req
181. should be respected
and why we should respect it,"Copy !req
182. and I want it tomorrow, or you're
gonna be on trash detail for a week.{\, you got me?}Copy !req
183. Yeah. Laugh it up.Copy !req
184. Where you goin'?Copy !req
185. I dunno. Home.Copy !req
186. Well, what are you doing later?Copy !req
187. What?Copy !req
188. Do you want to come over
to my house for dinner?Copy !req
189. Did Nick say something to you?Copy !req
190. What do you mean?Copy !req
191. Did Nick tell you to be nice to me?Copy !req
192. Well... yeah.Copy !req
193. I just figured since we have to see
each other anyways all the time,Copy !req
194. we may as well try to get along.Copy !req
195. So do you wanna come over
to my house or not?Copy !req
196. I don't know.Copy !req
197. You know what?
Fine. Just forget it.Copy !req
198. You know, I tried.Copy !req
199. Kim!Copy !req
200. Yeah, what?Copy !req
201. I'll have dinner at your house.Copy !req
202. All right.Copy !req
203. My parents are jerks.Copy !req
204. They love to kill my buzz,
but afterwards we can ditch 'em,Copy !req
205. and go catch a movie or something?Copy !req
206. All right. I'll pick you up
at your house at 5:30.Copy !req
207. I'll see you at 5:30!Copy !req
208. Yeah. Later.Copy !req
209. Hey, honey.Copy !req
210. How was school?Copy !req
211. I don't wanna talk about it, OK?Copy !req
212. Oh, OK, then.Copy !req
213. Samuel, you are going
to ruin your dinner.Copy !req
214. I'm loading up on carbs.Copy !req
215. But we're having carbs for dinner.Copy !req
216. You want me to stay a midget?
Is that what you want?Copy !req
217. You are not a midget.Copy !req
218. Yeah, I am, and it's because
there's no food in this house.Copy !req
219. - I'm malnourished.
- No food?Copy !req
220. What's all this?Copy !req
221. Fruit roll-ups, beef jerky.Copy !req
222. You're just...Copy !req
223. You're just finicky.Copy !req
224. Mom, is it OK if I skip out
on dinner tonight?Copy !req
225. What? Why?Copy !req
226. Well, I was invited over
to Kim Kelly's.Copy !req
227. - Who's Kim Kelly?
- She's just a friend.Copy !req
228. Oh, new friend?
What's she like?Copy !req
229. I don't know.
She's just a girl.Copy !req
230. Kim Kelly's a psycho.Copy !req
231. She and Karen Scarfoli?Copy !req
232. They're violent. They run around
the school being evil.Copy !req
233. That doesn't sound very nice.Copy !req
234. Why do you want to be friends
with a girl like that?Copy !req
235. She's not evil, mom.
She's just different.Copy !req
236. She doesn't wear frilly dresses
or prance around like a cheerleader.Copy !req
237. Just 'cause a girl speaks her mind
doesn't mean she's a psycho.Copy !req
238. You should have told me yesterday.
I'm making veal piccata.Copy !req
239. Maybe another night.Copy !req
240. Mom, she's coming to
pick me up in 15 minutes.Copy !req
241. Fine.
Eat with your friend.Copy !req
242. Why are you friends with Kim Kelly?Copy !req
243. Don't talk to me, OK?Copy !req
244. Kim Kelly's my enemy.Copy !req
245. If you're gonna start being a tattletale
and trying to get me into trouble,Copy !req
246. then maybe you should go
to a different high school.Copy !req
247. I don't need some spy
reporting on my every move.Copy !req
248. I just don't know why you
have to hang out with her.Copy !req
249. Well, why not?Copy !req
250. Because she and her friends
are mean to me.Copy !req
251. They wrote "geek" on my locker.Copy !req
252. Well, maybe you are a geek.Copy !req
253. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
254. Oh, come on, Sam, like I meant that.Copy !req
255. Hey, move it or lose it.Copy !req
256. Oh, man!
I got the worst cramps.Copy !req
257. I just about died
on the way over here.Copy !req
258. Hey, Kim.Copy !req
259. Can you do me a favor?Copy !req
260. Can you quit picking
on my little brother?Copy !req
261. I keep forgetting
he's your little brother.Copy !req
262. He looks just like
all those other geeks.Copy !req
263. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
264. I hate Lindsay
and her stupid friends.Copy !req
265. You don't hate your sister.Copy !req
266. Yeah, I do. She sucks.Copy !req
267. Samuel, don't ever use
that disgusting word again.Copy !req
268. Sorry.Copy !req
269. All right,
I'm warning you right now.Copy !req
270. My parents are seriously wacko.Copy !req
271. Yeah. Mine, too.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
272. No. Mine are mental, OK?Copy !req
273. They're looking for
a reason to sell my Gremlin.Copy !req
274. - They are?
- God, they're such cheap bastards!Copy !req
275. But my aunt Kathy gave me this car,
and it's mine.Copy !req
276. My aunt Kathy was so rad.Copy !req
277. She lived in LA.
She was on Kojak.Copy !req
278. She doinked Ryan O'Neal
once at a party.Copy !req
279. Wow! She sounds awesome.Copy !req
280. Yeah. Well, she's dead.Copy !req
281. She OD'd on coke.Copy !req
282. So, you see... There's a lot
riding on this dinner.Copy !req
283. I can't lose my car.
You get it?Copy !req
284. I don't know if I do.Copy !req
285. Roll up my window.Copy !req
286. I don't want my car to get stolen.Copy !req
287. My parents hate everybody.Copy !req
288. They hate Daniel.
They can't stand Karen.Copy !req
289. The only person they like is you.Copy !req
290. But I've never even met them.Copy !req
291. Yeah. Well, I told them
all about you,Copy !req
292. how you're like this
golden girl and everything,Copy !req
293. how you get good grades.Copy !req
294. My mother's going to be
pressing you for information.Copy !req
295. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
296. Oh, and by the way,Copy !req
297. I spend the night
at your house every Friday.Copy !req
298. Last weekend, we went up to
your vacation house in Benton HarborCopy !req
299. - and went water-skiing.
- We... what?Copy !req
300. Hi there.
You must be Lindsay.Copy !req
301. It's really nice to meet you.Copy !req
302. Kim, did you pick up any soda?Copy !req
303. I forgot.Copy !req
304. Well, I forgot to make you dinner.
How do you like that?Copy !req
305. Come on in.Copy !req
306. So...Copy !req
307. Kim says you're a genius.Copy !req
308. No, I'm not.
At all.Copy !req
309. I get good grades, I guess.Copy !req
310. Well, why don't you help out Kim?
She's hangin' on for dear life.Copy !req
311. BS. I get good grades.Copy !req
312. Oh, I hate to blow your mind, sister,
but Ds are not good. Ds are bad.Copy !req
313. I got one "D", OK?Copy !req
314. I told you my history teacher
was a pervert.Copy !req
315. I wasn't about to go to his house
after school to get "tutored."Copy !req
316. Can it, Kim.
You're gonna wake up Chip.Copy !req
317. At least I know how to read.Copy !req
318. What was that?Copy !req
319. Nothing.Copy !req
320. So... I hear you girls
had a fun weekend.Copy !req
321. Yeah, it was great.Copy !req
322. We went water-skiing.
I love to water-ski.Copy !req
323. And, uh, you got a vacation
house up there in Benton Harbor?Copy !req
324. That must be nice, huh?Copy !req
325. - Your family must be very wealthy.
- Hardly.Copy !req
326. Kim says that you are affluent.Copy !req
327. Well, we do all right.Copy !req
328. I'm really not supposed
to talk about it.Copy !req
329. My dad always says a farmer never
reveals how many cows he's got.Copy !req
330. - Your old man's a farmer?
- No.Copy !req
331. He owns A1 Sporting Goods.Copy !req
332. Really? Can he get us a discount?Copy !req
333. What?Copy !req
334. We don't live in a mansion here,
as you can see.Copy !req
335. We don't have a swimming pool
and tennis court, the way you do.Copy !req
336. We may not be rich, but we get by.Copy !req
337. - We're remodeling.
- Oh, and take your time with that.Copy !req
338. I love relievin' myself
behind a shower curtain.Copy !req
339. Smells like fart.Copy !req
340. - Here. Hold this test tube.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
341. I'm not gonna get
my fingers melted offCopy !req
342. just so you can get a kick.Copy !req
343. OK? I need these fingers.Copy !req
344. Why? So you can pick your rumpus?
Just hold the test tube.Copy !req
345. No. I read in this magazine
about a chemicalCopy !req
346. that burns your flesh.
This kid got a little bit on himCopy !req
347. and now he's goin' to Disneyland
for his last hoorah.Copy !req
348. You guys...
I'm writing an essay.Copy !req
349. Could you just, like,
be quiet, please?Copy !req
350. - OK?
- All right.Copy !req
351. How many words you got?Copy !req
352. 33.Copy !req
353. It's so unfair!Copy !req
354. I mean, if I have to write an essay,Copy !req
355. then Karen Scarfoli should
have to write a big, fat book.Copy !req
356. I think she's a sex fiend.Copy !req
357. You should move your locker.Copy !req
358. What if she comes to school
really horny one day?Copy !req
359. - Girls don't get horny.
- They don't?Copy !req
360. Only guys get horny.Copy !req
361. Maybe Karen Scarfoli's a guy.Copy !req
362. Sam, if it was me,Copy !req
363. I'd go to Karen Scarfoli's house
and make her write it.Copy !req
364. - I'm sure you would.
- I would.Copy !req
365. You can't let chicks humiliate you
like that in public.Copy !req
366. She did not humiliate me.Copy !req
367. Uh... she kinda did.Copy !req
368. OK, all right, then what about
when she started picking on you?Copy !req
369. You ran away, Bilbo Baggins.Copy !req
370. Yeah? Well, at least,
I'm not a pygmy.Copy !req
371. So, how long you had that house
up there in Benton Harbor, Lindsay?Copy !req
372. A few years.Copy !req
373. Yeah. You know,
I did waitress up there one summer,Copy !req
374. so I know the area pretty good.
Where's your house at?Copy !req
375. It's... by the water.Copy !req
376. Yeah. What neighborhood?Copy !req
377. Uh, it's, uh... over by the...Copy !req
378. Uh, Mom, Lindsay invited me up
this weekend to go fishing.Copy !req
379. - Can I go?
- What street is it on?Copy !req
380. Benton Harbor...Copy !req
381. Street.Copy !req
382. You are a lying brat!Copy !req
383. I knew it!
I told you.Copy !req
384. I'm not lying. You just can't
believe I can make a friendCopy !req
385. - who's rich and smart.
- She's not smart.Copy !req
386. No, she is! She's really smart!
I swear to God, she's smart!Copy !req
387. She's a bum, like
all your other friends!Copy !req
388. What's happening?Copy !req
389. It's that car!
You're driving around town,Copy !req
390. you're tramping it up in that car!
I know what you do!Copy !req
391. Yeah, you should know!
I learned it from you!Copy !req
392. You're grounded for good,
you got me?Copy !req
393. News flash.
You're not my father, fat ass!Copy !req
394. Damn right, I'm not!Copy !req
395. Aw, that's it!
We're selling the car!Copy !req
396. No! That's my car!
Aunt Kathy gave me that car!Copy !req
397. Oh, yeah? Well, your aunt Kathy
spent $1,000 of my moneyCopy !req
398. snorting it up her nose, so as far
as I'm concerned, that car is mine!Copy !req
399. Fine! I'm outta here.Copy !req
400. Oh, no, you don't.
No. No!Copy !req
401. You are not going out anywhere.Copy !req
402. - Go to the car, Lindsay!
- Give me those keys!Copy !req
403. Give me the keys! Get her keys!Copy !req
404. Lindsay, go!Copy !req
405. Give me the keys!Copy !req
406. Open the door!Copy !req
407. Open that door!Copy !req
408. - Get inside!
- When I get my hands on you, sister!Copy !req
409. Get out of that car!Copy !req
410. That's my car!
Now get out!Copy !req
411. Kim, hurry!Copy !req
412. If you leave now,
you are never coming back!Copy !req
413. Don't you start this car!Copy !req
414. You are never coming back here!Copy !req
415. I'm calling the cops on you!Copy !req
416. I'm calling the cops on you!Copy !req
417. Just look at this!Copy !req
418. Look at this kid.Copy !req
419. - You spoil her!
- Oh, stop it!Copy !req
420. This is my car, my car,
my car, my car!Copy !req
421. Mine! My car! My car!Copy !req
422. God!Copy !req
423. Are you OK?Copy !req
424. Benton Harbor Street?Copy !req
425. Yeah, well, I've never been
to Benton Harbor, OK?Copy !req
426. You should've told me
you were using me.Copy !req
427. Yeah, well, my parents are always
on my ass about where I'm going.Copy !req
428. You know, she thinks I'm a loser.
She thinks all my friends are losers.Copy !req
429. I just...Copy !req
430. Wanted to bring home
someone like you.Copy !req
431. I'm sorry, OK?Copy !req
432. Are you happy now?Copy !req
433. Whatever. I just wish
you would've told me.Copy !req
434. My stepfather wants to sell my car.
I don't think so.Copy !req
435. With all the dirt I have on him,
he'd better just watch it.Copy !req
436. You know what I mean?Copy !req
437. - So what are you going to do now?
- I'm going to find Daniel.Copy !req
438. When he hears about this,
he's going to flip out.Copy !req
439. Sorry to break it to you,
but you're the geek.Copy !req
440. - What?
- You heard me. You're the geek.Copy !req
441. I may be some things,
but I'm not a geek.Copy !req
442. Hey, you guys, let's go make some
acid and pour it on the sidewalk.Copy !req
443. Won't that be fun?Copy !req
444. Watch it.
That stuff is expensive.Copy !req
445. You're 14 years old and you
still play with chemistry sets?Copy !req
446. Uh, hey, nimrod,
adults play with chemistry sets, too.Copy !req
447. They're called scientists.Copy !req
448. However, I don't know too many adults
who still play with their Tonka trucks.Copy !req
449. I don't play with Tonka trucks.Copy !req
450. You want to go on the record
with that statement?Copy !req
451. I gave them away, like, years ago.Copy !req
452. May I direct the jury's
attention to exhibit "A"?Copy !req
453. May I direct the jury's
attention to exhibit "A"?Copy !req
454. You and your lame impersonations.Copy !req
455. Ever thought about
teaching a class in geek?Copy !req
456. Hey, at least
I've got hair in my pits.Copy !req
457. OK. OK.
Hey, Bill.Copy !req
458. Who's the bigger geek?
Me or Neal? You decide.Copy !req
459. Like, I don't...
Neither?Copy !req
460. Come on.
You gotta choose.Copy !req
461. I don't know.
I mean, what's geek mean anyway?Copy !req
462. I mean, it's just a word.Copy !req
463. - Come on, Bill.
- Yeah, pick.Copy !req
464. I guess... Sam.Copy !req
465. Oh, and the verdict is in.Copy !req
466. You shouldn't feel so ashamed. There
are a lot of famous geeks in history.Copy !req
467. Einstein, Gilligan, Gomer Pyle.Copy !req
468. You know, it's all the s...Copy !req
469. Hey, hey, hey, come on!
Cut it out!Copy !req
470. Stop it!Copy !req
471. Give it a rest!
Come on.Copy !req
472. Stop it. Stop!Copy !req
473. You're going to tear my sweater.Copy !req
474. You done with your little hissy fit?Copy !req
475. Stop it! Hey, stop! Get off me!Copy !req
476. - Guys, guys!
- My chemistry set!Copy !req
477. - What is that?
- I don't know!Copy !req
478. Cover your flesh.
Cover your flesh.Copy !req
479. All right. That's it.Copy !req
480. Guys, get out! Now!Copy !req
481. There's his car.Copy !req
482. Him and Nick like to come here
and shoot hoops sometimes.Copy !req
483. You are dead!Copy !req
484. You are so dead!
Do you hear me?Copy !req
485. You are dead!
Both of you are dead!Copy !req
486. She's pissed.Copy !req
487. Well, maybe it's not what you think.Copy !req
488. I mean, maybe they were
just goofing around.Copy !req
489. You never know.Copy !req
490. Oh, god.Copy !req
491. God, Kim, I'm so s...Copy !req
492. Don't touch me! Just don't touch me.Copy !req
493. I never want to see him again.Copy !req
494. It's just, you know,Copy !req
495. he's the nicest guy
I've ever met. You know?Copy !req
496. And he's such a babe, too.Copy !req
497. I mean, he's sexier than Rod Stewart.
Don't you think?Copy !req
498. Yeah, he's a really
good-looking guy.Copy !req
499. I mean, Daniel...
Daniel is a normal guy, you know?Copy !req
500. He'll screw anything that moves.Copy !req
501. And that's why I got to stay alert.Copy !req
502. I have to be a bitch, you know?Copy !req
503. Oh, my life sucks!Copy !req
504. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
505. My parents hate me!
I don't have any friends!Copy !req
506. You're, like,
my only friend, Lindsay,Copy !req
507. and you're...Copy !req
508. You're a total loser.Copy !req
509. No offense.Copy !req
510. Sam, slow down.
It's not a race.Copy !req
511. What's the problem?Copy !req
512. Oh, he usually never eats,Copy !req
513. and just look at him.Copy !req
514. Oh, he's fine.Copy !req
515. He could use a little
meat on his bones.Copy !req
516. I'm just worried
he might have worms.Copy !req
517. Sam, do you think
you might have worms?Copy !req
518. Mom?Copy !req
519. Hey, Lindsay.Copy !req
520. Is this your new friend?Copy !req
521. - We're gonna be in my room.
- You sure you don't want any dinner?Copy !req
522. No, we're fine.Copy !req
523. What you eatin'?Copy !req
524. Veal piccata.Copy !req
525. It looks good.Copy !req
526. Well, sit down.
I'll get you both a plate.Copy !req
527. Is everything all right, Kim?Copy !req
528. Mom, she's having problems
with her boyfriend.Copy !req
529. She doesn't want
to talk about it, OK?Copy !req
530. There, there.Copy !req
531. I mean, you're a guy.Copy !req
532. Right?Copy !req
533. Why are guys only interested in sex?Copy !req
534. It's so sick.Copy !req
535. Damn.Copy !req
536. What is it, Sam?Copy !req
537. Is he going to blow up?Copy !req
538. That's a perfectly good
piece of veal wasted.Copy !req
539. I'm telling you,
I think he has a parasite.Copy !req
540. I'll get it.Copy !req
541. Hello.Copy !req
542. Yes, this is she.Copy !req
543. Oh, yes. Yeah,
they're both right here.Copy !req
544. She is?Copy !req
545. She did?Copy !req
546. Really? Oh, my.Copy !req
547. No, I had...
I had no idea.Copy !req
548. No. Vacation home where?Copy !req
549. You look familiar.Copy !req
550. Does any of your family
shop at my store?Copy !req
551. Yeah, but my mom hates going there
'cause it's so overpriced.Copy !req
552. You know, you can get the same
stuff at Sportsmart for a lot less.Copy !req
553. You don't say?Copy !req
554. OK, yes. Thank you.
Good-bye.Copy !req
555. Can I see you
in the kitchen for a second?Copy !req
556. That was Kim's mother on the phone.Copy !req
557. - What is happening?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
558. She was yelling at me.Copy !req
559. She said you told them that we have
a vacation home in Benton Harbor,Copy !req
560. that you and Kim stay out all night
and sleep with boys,Copy !req
561. and that I shouldn't
believe a word you say.Copy !req
562. Look, mom, none of that is true.Copy !req
563. Kim got in a fight with her parents,
and Mrs. Kelly's just upset.Copy !req
564. Well, now I'm upset.Copy !req
565. Very upset.Copy !req
566. Mom, come on.
I barely know Kim.Copy !req
567. Good. Maybe that's for the best.Copy !req
568. I don't think she's
a very positive influence.Copy !req
569. Be a little understanding, Mom.
Kim comes from a broken home.Copy !req
570. Her parents are deranged.
Not everybody's family is like ours.Copy !req
571. I know that.
I just don't want to see you...Copy !req
572. Thank you so much for dinner.Copy !req
573. It was really great.Copy !req
574. You guys have such a nice house.Copy !req
575. You think it'd be cool
if I hung out here for a little bit?Copy !req
576. My house is such
a nightmare right now.Copy !req
577. Oh, of course.Copy !req
578. Just, please, make yourself at home.Copy !req
579. Thanks.Copy !req
580. You think she might
like some ice cream?Copy !req
581. I think he's stoned.Copy !req
582. Stoned? What are you talking about?Copy !req
583. Hey, what do you say
we guys go down to the beachCopy !req
584. and shoot some clams?Copy !req
585. I hate cop shows.Copy !req
586. Cops are such pigs.Copy !req
587. My brother got ambushed
by cops once.Copy !req
588. They beat him on the head
with their billy clubs.Copy !req
589. Oh, my. What was he doing?Copy !req
590. Nothing. He was just drunk,
minding his own business.Copy !req
591. The cops just went nuts on him.Copy !req
592. Now he sleeps all day on the couch,
and he never parties.Copy !req
593. I think he's got brain damage.Copy !req
594. Take these things,
have them analyzed, fast. Nick?Copy !req
595. Not that way!Copy !req
596. I'll get it!Copy !req
597. Hey, Nick.
What's going on?Copy !req
598. Daniel's waiting out at the car,
and he wants to talk to Kim.Copy !req
599. I don't think
now is a very good time.Copy !req
600. She's really mad.Copy !req
601. Hey, Kim. Thanks a lot for
almost running me over back there!Copy !req
602. What do you want?Copy !req
603. Daniel's out at the car,
and he would like to talk with you.Copy !req
604. What are you, his chore boy?
Why don't you go tell your masterCopy !req
605. I don't ever want to
talk to him again? He's scum!Copy !req
606. He's waiting outside.
Go tell him yourself.Copy !req
607. No way. I'm not going out there.
You can just forget it.Copy !req
608. Go tell him to go to hell!Copy !req
609. Look,Copy !req
610. if you don't go out there,
then he's just going to come in here.Copy !req
611. Maybe you should talk to the boy...
Outside.Copy !req
612. Just tell him how you feel, honey.Copy !req
613. I'm not going to talk
to him again. Ever!Copy !req
614. So you can all just bite me!Copy !req
615. If she's planning on sleeping over,
she can just forget about it.Copy !req
616. You scared me!Copy !req
617. - Crap!
- Get outta here.Copy !req
618. What?Copy !req
619. You heard me.
Get out of my room.Copy !req
620. - After all you did to me today.
- What did I do to you?Copy !req
621. You wrote geek on my locker.Copy !req
622. Hey, I didn't do that.
Karen did that.Copy !req
623. Oh, yeah, well, she's your friend,Copy !req
624. and you were laughing.Copy !req
625. You know what it feels like to
have that written on your locker?Copy !req
626. Jeez!Copy !req
627. Now I have to write
this stupid essay.Copy !req
628. OK, listen.Copy !req
629. Karen is not my friend, OK?Copy !req
630. Just wait.
Tomorrow she's going to learn.Copy !req
631. - What goes around comes around.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
632. Just don't worry about her.
She's dead meat.Copy !req
633. Really?Copy !req
634. She messed with the wrong
person this time.Copy !req
635. I'm just going to break her arms.Copy !req
636. - Seriously?
- And after I break her arms,Copy !req
637. I'm going to take a wrench,
and pull out her teeth one by one.Copy !req
638. And then I'm going to take a match,
and set her hair on fire.Copy !req
639. Well, don't hurt her too bad.Copy !req
640. Just wait.Copy !req
641. She's going to wish
she was never born.Copy !req
642. Hey, Lindsay, how's it...
How's it going?Copy !req
643. How's it going?
It's going bad.Copy !req
644. Those guys are going to make up,
you know? Don't worry about it.Copy !req
645. She's really pissed.Copy !req
646. She's always pissed off, you know?Copy !req
647. You just got to try to,
like, calm down a little bit.Copy !req
648. I know. It's just,
tonight has been really intense.Copy !req
649. You seem really tense.Copy !req
650. Hey, come here.
Um, here.Copy !req
651. Ah! Harold!Copy !req
652. Lady, I'm not gonna hurt you.
I'm just looking for my girlfriend.Copy !req
653. Mom?Copy !req
654. Hey, Lindsay,
the door was open, so...Copy !req
655. Who's this punk?Copy !req
656. Dad, this is Daniel.
He's a friend from school.Copy !req
657. Jeez, kid, you ever hear of a doorbell?
People do have heart attacks, you know.Copy !req
658. Oh, yeah. Sorry, pops.Copy !req
659. - Where's Kim?
- She doesn't want to see you.Copy !req
660. That's right, so why don't
you get the hell out of here?Copy !req
661. - Will you let me explain?
- What, that I hate you?Copy !req
662. I didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
663. Oh, {\you didn't do anything.}I'm sorry, that must've been
somebody else.Copy !req
664. Will you just calm down
and not be a bitch for one second?Copy !req
665. What did you call me?Copy !req
666. I said calm down! OK?Copy !req
667. Just don't...Copy !req
668. I saw her sucking on your finger!Copy !req
669. - What else has she sucked on?
- Are you high right now?Copy !req
670. No, I am not high!Copy !req
671. Just don't! You know?
Just don't lie to me!Copy !req
672. - I'm not lying.
- Don't lie to me!Copy !req
673. - I'm not lying.
- Just don't! You know?Copy !req
674. Just stop lying to me!Copy !req
675. I know that you slept with her!Copy !req
676. I'm not lying. OK?Copy !req
677. I'm not lying.Copy !req
678. Oh, just...Copy !req
679. I didn't do nothin'.Copy !req
680. There's only you.Copy !req
681. OK?Copy !req
682. God, you suck.Copy !req
683. There's nobody but you.Copy !req
684. Mom, dad.Copy !req
685. No. No, it's not OK.Copy !req
686. I'm still mad at you.Copy !req
687. It's just... no.Copy !req
688. Lindsay, who are these people?Copy !req
689. Mom, dad, this is Nick.Copy !req
690. Hi. Hey, Mr. Weir.
Hi, Mrs. Weir.Copy !req
691. I just want you to know it's, like,Copy !req
692. such a pleasure to
meet you guys finally.Copy !req
693. Uh, Lindsay turned out great!Copy !req
694. She's... so great.Copy !req
695. Congratulations.Copy !req
696. - Thanks.
- Hey, so, um, listen,Copy !req
697. do you guys mind if I have
this fruit roll-up?Copy !req
698. Oh, no. Please...
Go... please, go ahead.Copy !req
699. Enjoy.Copy !req
700. - Thank you so much.
- Sure.Copy !req
701. I think they've made up.
Let's go check on them.Copy !req
702. - Mom, no.
- Oh, Lindsay.Copy !req
703. I think we deserve to see
a happy ending, don't you, Harold?Copy !req
704. These friends of yours gonna be
leaving our house in the near future?Copy !req
705. Mom, wait.Copy !req
706. Oh, my.Copy !req
707. Listen, uh, I just wanted to tell you,
I think you got a great store.Copy !req
708. There's a lot of
great stuff in there.Copy !req
709. I bought a basketball
a couple of years ago.Copy !req
710. - It still works and everything.
- Good.Copy !req
711. You guys mind if I have these or...Copy !req
712. Please, go ahead.
Take them.Copy !req
713. Thanks so much for dinner
and ice cream and everything.Copy !req
714. It was really good to meet you guys.Copy !req
715. Super nice.Copy !req
716. - Good luck with your parents.
- Oh! Don't remind me.Copy !req
717. Hey, you think it's cool
if I leave my car here tonight?Copy !req
718. I'll pick it up tomorrow.
We could hang out.Copy !req
719. Great.Copy !req
720. Maybe we can all
have dinner tomorrow night.Copy !req
721. Well, I got a ton of homework to do,
so I guess I better go hit the books.Copy !req
722. Huh, Dad?Copy !req
723. Good night.Copy !req
724. This isn't good.Copy !req
725. No.Copy !req
726. Hi, Sam.Copy !req
727. You going to class?Copy !req
728. Yeah.Copy !req
729. Hey, Sam Weir.Copy !req
730. Where's my essay?Copy !req
731. OK. You know what we're going to do?Copy !req
732. We're going to post this on your locker
so that everyone in McKinleyCopy !req
733. can learn from your little mistake.Copy !req
734. All right, I give up.Copy !req
735. If you kids want to live in trash,
that's fine by me.Copy !req
736. Did you do this?Copy !req
737. I did it.Copy !req
738. Because you are a slut, slut.Copy !req
739. He hit on me.Copy !req
740. Oh, yeah? Well, after school,
I'm going to hit on you.Copy !req
741. See you then.Copy !req
742. Bye.Copy !req
743. Hey, Kim, thanks.
That was really cool.Copy !req
744. No problem, geek.Copy !req