1. Lindsay, how would you like to go
buy some new clothes at the mall?Copy !req
2. These old jeans are looking
pretty ragging.Copy !req
3. No thanks, Mom, I like my jeans.Copy !req
4. Dad's the one
who could use some pants.Copy !req
5. Who am I to impress?Copy !req
6. When it's your house,
you can wear a tuxedo to breakfast.Copy !req
7. I called Mrs. Amandala,Copy !req
8. she's gonna stay with you kids
while Daddy and I are in Chicago.Copy !req
9. Mom, no!Copy !req
10. We don't need a babysitter,
I can take care of Sam.Copy !req
11. I can take care of myself!Copy !req
12. Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.Copy !req
13. I can just see you guys,
eating candy for breakfastCopy !req
14. and drawing pictures on the wall.Copy !req
15. How old do you think we are, Dad?Copy !req
16. I've been babysitting for the Kellers
for two years already.Copy !req
17. Yeah, that's for their kids.Copy !req
18. I don't know, maybe they are
a little old for a babysitter.Copy !req
19. Maybe they're ready, hon.Copy !req
20. Fine. Mrs. Amandala makes the house
smell like an old lady anyway.Copy !req
21. I hear Peter Lemengela
is playing the closing night.Copy !req
22. Paul Anka.Copy !req
23. Paul Anka...
Can I come?Copy !req
24. You'd prefer if we listened to that punk
rock music I've been reading about.Copy !req
25. You know, those Sex Pistols?
They spit on their audience.Copy !req
26. That's terrible.Copy !req
27. That's what I wanna do, spend
my hard earned money to be spit on.Copy !req
28. That's entertaining.Copy !req
29. Come on, Dad,Copy !req
30. every generation is afraid
of the music that comes from the next.Copy !req
31. I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.Copy !req
32. Elvis didn't expectorate
on his fans.Copy !req
33. No, but he died on the toilet.Copy !req
34. That's paradise compared to where
those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.Copy !req
35. - What's up.
- What's the matter?Copy !req
36. John Bonham died.Copy !req
37. Yeah, I know, last week.Copy !req
38. He's dead.
You know, it's like... he's dead.Copy !req
39. As a result, there's no more...Copy !req
40. Led Zeppelin.Copy !req
41. Why don't they just
get a new drummer?Copy !req
42. What? Are you...Copy !req
43. Let's just forget it.Copy !req
44. No, what you gotta do is look
for something in the storeCopy !req
45. that's expensive
but looks really cheap.Copy !req
46. Then you switch price tags with
something that is really cheap.Copy !req
47. You put the original back on it,
and return it for store credit.Copy !req
48. That's how I got this jacket.Copy !req
49. Ten bucks, this thing cost me.Copy !req
50. Oh, it's beautiful!Copy !req
51. Clearly worth all the effort.Copy !req
52. My dad caught a shoplifter once.Copy !req
53. He locked him in the store,
and when the cops came...Copy !req
54. Well, my dad says shoplifters
cost him a fortune.Copy !req
55. If I owned a store,
and caught some little kid shoplifting,Copy !req
56. I'd just take 'em out the back,Copy !req
57. and then deal with it.Copy !req
58. Would you, Mr. Tough Man?Copy !req
59. Yeah, I would, Mrs. Tough Man.Copy !req
60. Like that time when John Ergner
kicked your ass, like that?Copy !req
61. Do you mind flapping your lips
somewhere else? You smell.Copy !req
62. Did you guys break up or something?Copy !req
63. No, we didn't break up.Copy !req
64. I dumped his loser ass.Copy !req
65. Is that what happened!Copy !req
66. OK, if it makes you feel better.Copy !req
67. Does anybody want to come and see
The Wall with me on Saturday night?Copy !req
68. I thought I might
try and experiment,Copy !req
69. see it straight, once.Copy !req
70. Don't do it.Copy !req
71. You'll regret it, man. Trust me.Copy !req
72. I would, but my parents
are going out of town,Copy !req
73. I have to watch my little brother.Copy !req
74. Maybe we can all hang out
at your house.Copy !req
75. Kegger!Copy !req
76. Kegger.Copy !req
77. You mean, like a party?Copy !req
78. Yeah, right.Copy !req
79. Lindsay is too lame to let anyone
enter her precious little house.Copy !req
80. Sure!Copy !req
81. Why not?
I like parties.Copy !req
82. Great.Copy !req
83. Who's the too lame one?Copy !req
84. Up yours!Copy !req
85. OK, guys,
ten bucks each for the keg.Copy !req
86. Come on, you too.Copy !req
87. No, Lindsay, please.Copy !req
88. House drinks free.Copy !req
89. Don't worry about anything.Copy !req
90. Why does she hang out
with those guys?Copy !req
91. I don't know. Why don't you
go over there and ask her?Copy !req
92. They're gonna ruin her life.Copy !req
93. If you don't care about high school,
you won't get into a good college,Copy !req
94. you'll have no future
and you'll wind up dead or in jail.Copy !req
95. Really?Copy !req
96. Were you asleep
during Scared Straight?Copy !req
97. You're in love with Lindsay.Copy !req
98. I am not!
What are you talking about?Copy !req
99. - Why are you getting so mad?
- I'm not!Copy !req
100. Why would you say that?Copy !req
101. {\Because }You have your book
in front of your pants.Copy !req
102. Shut up. Jerk.Copy !req
103. I'm not in love with her.Copy !req
104. I just care about her
because she's my good friend's sister.Copy !req
105. Maybe you should ask yourself
why you don't care.Copy !req
106. I care!
Come on, you know I care.Copy !req
107. Sam, I'm having a keg party
tomorrow night.Copy !req
108. - You are?
- Yes, so you can't tell Mom and Dad.Copy !req
109. What if your friends
trash our house?Copy !req
110. My friends aren't
gonna trash the house.Copy !req
111. I'll have {\plenty of }time to clean up
before Mom and Dad get back.Copy !req
112. What if Dad finds out?Copy !req
113. That's my problem,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
114. No, it's not, because Dad will
yell at me for not telling on you.Copy !req
115. Are you gonna tell on me?Copy !req
116. I guess not. But I'm just...Copy !req
117. Thanks Sam!
See you later!Copy !req
118. Give me your keys, man.
You're drunk.Copy !req
119. I'm not drunk.
Get out of my way, I'm fine.Copy !req
120. No, you're not.
And I'm not going to drive with you.Copy !req
121. I don't care!Copy !req
122. If you try to drive like that,
I'm gonna call the police.Copy !req
123. I thought you were my friend!Copy !req
124. He is your friend, Daisy.Copy !req
125. - Who are you?
- I'm the designated driver.Copy !req
126. I made a pledge
not to drink at this party,Copy !req
127. so I can help people
like you get home safely.Copy !req
128. That's cool.
I should have done that.Copy !req
129. The designated driver is pretty hot.Copy !req
130. I'd like to get her drunk.Copy !req
131. If you drive right now,
you're not only a danger to yourself,Copy !req
132. but you're a danger to
everyone else on the road.Copy !req
133. You're like a loaded gun.Copy !req
134. I didn't wanna hurt anyone.Copy !req
135. We know that.Copy !req
136. What do you say?
Will you give me your keys?Copy !req
137. And... freeze.Copy !req
138. Let's hear it for the Sober Students
improv players.Copy !req
139. That was a good example
of how to prevent a tragedy.Copy !req
140. But there's an even
better way to save lives.Copy !req
141. And that's not to drink.Copy !req
142. Ken's got the right idea.Copy !req
143. If other adults drink,
it doesn't mean you have to.Copy !req
144. Now, I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
145. "Mr. Rosso, you don't understand.Copy !req
146. If I don't drink, I won't be cool."Copy !req
147. Well, you know what I say to that?Copy !req
148. Maybe, if you don't drink,Copy !req
149. you will be cool.Copy !req
150. And right now, our thespians
Millie, Cindy and Harris,Copy !req
151. will show you how you can stay soberCopy !req
152. and still be cool.Copy !req
153. OK, what I need from you people,Copy !req
154. is a kind of party
where drinking might occur.Copy !req
155. A sex party!Copy !req
156. Alright, I think I heard
someone say "birthday party".Copy !req
157. OK, you're at a birthday party.Copy !req
158. And... go.Copy !req
159. Mary, happy birthday!Copy !req
160. Oh, thank you, Bob.Copy !req
161. How's it going?Copy !req
162. Good. You did a really
nice job decorating here.Copy !req
163. You know if anyone here
has any cocaine?Copy !req
164. No. Coke does damage to your brain.Copy !req
165. I think I can have coke
whenever I want, but...Copy !req
166. I can only watch you
open your presents now.Copy !req
167. Oh, thank you, Bob.Copy !req
168. That's very sweet.Copy !req
169. Wanna get out of here?Copy !req
170. Sure.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna go.Copy !req
172. You count to ten, and then come.Copy !req
173. - OK?
- This is the best birthday ever.Copy !req
174. Come on,
let's go get a glass of pop.Copy !req
175. I hope they have orange.Copy !req
176. Hey, it's a party, isn't it?Copy !req
177. And... freeze.Copy !req
178. As you can see,Copy !req
179. nothing is more contagious
than good judgement.Copy !req
180. Thanks, kids.Copy !req
181. Jimmy, lights.Copy !req
182. But, if you still think
drinking is cool...Copy !req
183. why not ask Jenny Powell
if drinking is cool?Copy !req
184. Well, you can't ask her,Copy !req
185. she crashed into a phone pole
this winter, driving drunk,Copy !req
186. after a New Year's party.Copy !req
187. And you can't ask
John Jablowski either.Copy !req
188. He died from alcohol poisoning
at a fraternity party.Copy !req
189. I love being told not to drink
by a pothead hippie guidance counselor.Copy !req
190. There's probably a bar
in the teacher's lounge.Copy !req
191. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
192. Hey, Strawker,
ten bucks for the keg.Copy !req
193. Don't weasel out on me,Copy !req
194. or I'll cut that hair off
and I'll sell it.Copy !req
195. I hope you don't mind, I invited
my cousin and his friends.Copy !req
196. Oh, that's cool.
What grade are they in?Copy !req
197. No grade.
They're older.Copy !req
198. Cool.Copy !req
199. I know.Copy !req
200. We gotta do something
about your sister's party.Copy !req
201. What's the big deal?
It's just beer.Copy !req
202. Yeah, beer at a freak party?Copy !req
203. My cousin was at a freak party once,
and someone put angel dust in her drink.Copy !req
204. Oh, man...Copy !req
205. We gotta go.
To protect Lindsay.Copy !req
206. Oh, I can't...Copy !req
207. Dallas is on.Copy !req
208. What? Bill, Dallas sucks.Copy !req
209. You suck. Dallas rules!Copy !req
210. You're just gonna let Lindsay end up
like one of those pictures?Copy !req
211. Fine, I'll go.Copy !req
212. But I'm watching Dallas there.Copy !req
213. I'm just joking.Copy !req
214. I don't watch Dallas.Copy !req
215. If the hot water heater makes
that funny noise, call the gas company.Copy !req
216. I don't want to come home
to a couple of dead kids.Copy !req
217. There's 50 bucks on the dining
room table, that should be enough.Copy !req
218. Lindsay, you're in charge of it.Copy !req
219. It's not for those Star Wars cards
or those goofy packs.Copy !req
220. - Wacky packs.
- Whatever. Don't blow it.Copy !req
221. Lindsay, come here, sweetie!Copy !req
222. This is dinner for Friday night,Copy !req
223. this is lunch and dinner
for Saturday.Copy !req
224. If you need anything else, Daddy left
50 dollars on the dining room table.Copy !req
225. Let's go, I wanna get there
before the welcome mixer.Copy !req
226. And turn out the lights when you go out,
I'm not made of money.Copy !req
227. Wait!Copy !req
228. What is it?Copy !req
229. Have a good trip.Copy !req
230. Thanks.
We'll be back Sunday night.Copy !req
231. - Don't do anything stupid.
- I love you.Copy !req
232. Have fun, guys!Copy !req
233. At assembly today,
they did these improvisationsCopy !req
234. about drinking and driving.Copy !req
235. It was pretty funny.Copy !req
236. Yeah, I saw, that's why I left.Copy !req
237. At assembly today,Copy !req
238. they showed these pictures of kids
who died in drunk-driving accidents.Copy !req
239. - Did you know any of them?
- No.Copy !req
240. One of their moms talked.Copy !req
241. She was pretty sad.Copy !req
242. It kind of freaked everybody out.Copy !req
243. And at assembly today,Copy !req
244. they said that if you drink
too much in one night,Copy !req
245. you can die of alcohol poisoning.Copy !req
246. Sam! You sound like Dad.Copy !req
247. I just don't know why you have to
have beer at your party, that's all.Copy !req
248. You've never had beer at any of
your other parties and they were fun.Copy !req
249. Those were birthday parties, Sam.
We were bowling.Copy !req
250. Remember the party where
you had a magician? That was fun.Copy !req
251. - Why don't you have a magician?
- We are not having a magician.Copy !req
252. Why am I talking to you?
I'm in charge. Leave me alone.Copy !req
253. Leave me alone!Copy !req
254. If F is a differentiable
function of XCopy !req
255. and C is a real number, then...Copy !req
256. Can I help you, miss?Copy !req
257. There's an emergency phone call
for Lindsay Weir.Copy !req
258. It's her mom.Copy !req
259. Linsday, OK.Copy !req
260. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
261. OK, people, back on me.
The show's over.Copy !req
262. - Did they say what's wrong?
- They didn't tell me anything.Copy !req
263. Not now, there's some
emergency with my parents!Copy !req
264. I know, they want you to
come with them to buy a keg.Copy !req
265. - What?
- Thanks a lot, Sarah.Copy !req
266. No problem.
See you at the party, Nick.Copy !req
267. It's a cute necklace!Copy !req
268. We're cutting.Copy !req
269. Daniel is paying his brother 20 bucks
and he's gonna buy us a keg.Copy !req
270. They're waiting for us with the car.Copy !req
271. Are you OK?Copy !req
272. I just... It's that whole
emergency phone call...Copy !req
273. thing!Copy !req
274. Let's go get some beer.Copy !req
275. I got it.Copy !req
276. Maybe you can call your parents
and tell 'em you fell and hit your headCopy !req
277. and have them come home
before the party.Copy !req
278. Then what happens when they come
home and see my head is fine?Copy !req
279. We have to hit you over the head
and give you a bump.Copy !req
280. Like in a Dirty Harry movie?Copy !req
281. The bad guy yells to this black guy
so he beat him up?Copy !req
282. Then he blames it on Clint.Copy !req
283. "It was Callahan!"Copy !req
284. No chance.
I'm not gonna let you guys hit me.Copy !req
285. Hey, guys...Copy !req
286. Whenever my uncle visits,
my mom gives him non-alcoholic beerCopy !req
287. so he doesn't get all drunk
and yell at everyone.Copy !req
288. What's a non-alcoholic beer?Copy !req
289. It's just like beer, but without
the ingredient that makes you drunk.Copy !req
290. Alcohol?Copy !req
291. That's a great idea.Copy !req
292. But we're gonna have to buy
a whole keg of it.Copy !req
293. - It's gonna be expensive.
- I don't have any money.Copy !req
294. I don't either.Copy !req
295. Yes, you do.Copy !req
296. - Oh, no, no way.
- Why not?Copy !req
297. It's my bar-mitzvah money!Copy !req
298. I was saving it to go
backpack across Europe.Copy !req
299. Come on, this is important.Copy !req
300. Everytime you guys have a problem,
wanna dip into my bar-mitzvah money.Copy !req
301. It's not like I get
to have another one.Copy !req
302. Come on.Copy !req
303. For Lindsay.Copy !req
304. Fine.Copy !req
305. Mazeltov!Copy !req
306. Shut up.Copy !req
307. What if somebody robs this place
while we're in here?Copy !req
308. People are always getting shot
in liquor stores.Copy !req
309. Do you think they sell yogurt here?Copy !req
310. I'm kind of thirsty.Copy !req
311. Yeah, Bill, go ask the guy,
maybe he can change your diaper, too.Copy !req
312. That was unnecessary!Copy !req
313. We're out of Pop Rocks.Copy !req
314. A keg of beer, please.Copy !req
315. Don't see that happening.Copy !req
316. No, we'd like non-alcoholic beer.Copy !req
317. Oh, really?Copy !req
318. Please?Copy !req
319. We really need it.Copy !req
320. What for?Copy !req
321. We're gonna switch the kegs
at his sister's party.Copy !req
322. Righteous!Copy !req
323. Bill! Put your jacket on it, so if
someone drives by, they don't see it.Copy !req
324. I hope we don't get caught.Copy !req
325. Then hurry up.Copy !req
326. Bill, push!Copy !req
327. I am! I am!Copy !req
328. She's in there.
How are we gonna do this?Copy !req
329. I'll distract her
while you and Bill switch the keg.Copy !req
330. I'm tired of carrying
that stupid keg.Copy !req
331. - Why don't you let me distract her?
- I'm distracting her.Copy !req
332. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
333. I'm going in.Copy !req
334. What are you doing here?Copy !req
335. Sam, Bill and I
are just hanging out.Copy !req
336. Oh, please, allow me.Copy !req
337. Thanks.Copy !req
338. Push!Copy !req
339. I am pushing.Copy !req
340. It's heavy.Copy !req
341. Careful, my foot!Copy !req
342. It's your foot.
You can watch it too, you know.Copy !req
343. So, what kind of music
are you gonna play tonight?Copy !req
344. You should play some Chicago,
they have a really hot horn section.Copy !req
345. I don't know.Copy !req
346. I think I'm gonna play
some Zeppelin, Foghat,Copy !req
347. maybe some Sabbath...Copy !req
348. Friday night, always a good night
for some sabbath!Copy !req
349. Cause you know... Friday...Copy !req
350. the sabbath...Copy !req
351. for the Jews...Copy !req
352. - You think Neal's OK in there?
- He's having a great time.Copy !req
353. Why?Copy !req
354. - He's in love with your sister.
- What?Copy !req
355. Hey Sam, what was that?Copy !req
356. Nothing. Bill fell.Copy !req
357. Don't you wanna go play
with those guys?Copy !req
358. No.Copy !req
359. I like talking to you.Copy !req
360. If Neal marries your sister,
then he'd be your brother-in-law.Copy !req
361. And then if you had kids,Copy !req
362. Neal would be their Uncle Neal.Copy !req
363. And then,
Lindsay's kids would look like Neal.Copy !req
364. Bill... Shut up!Copy !req
365. He doesn't love Lindsay!Copy !req
366. That's not what he told me.Copy !req
367. I think Bill's got an ear infection,Copy !req
368. it's messing with his equilibrium...Copy !req
369. I think you need more M&M's.Copy !req
370. - I don't have any more M&M's.
- I saw some right over there.Copy !req
371. No, we don't have any more M&M's.
Now, get out of my way!Copy !req
372. What are you guys doing...Copy !req
373. it's...Copy !req
374. No, Bill. It's OK, I...Copy !req
375. Neal told me about your...Copy !req
376. Help him!
Sam, give him something to wear.Copy !req
377. Come in.Copy !req
378. So... what do you think?Copy !req
379. What do you think we are?Copy !req
380. Hippies?Copy !req
381. I think it looks great.Copy !req
382. It's great.Copy !req
383. I like that unicorn.Copy !req
384. Well, my house is so boring-looking,Copy !req
385. so I wanted to make it
look more party-like.Copy !req
386. I'll tell you what will make it
look more party-like.Copy !req
387. Point me to the keg.Copy !req
388. In the corner.Copy !req
389. And I'm in the corner.Copy !req
390. Don't be nervous.Copy !req
391. This party is gonna be great.Copy !req
392. Thanks.Copy !req
393. Yeah, so... this is the main room?Copy !req
394. Why?Copy !req
395. It's probably big enough.Copy !req
396. Word's getting around.Copy !req
397. So, you mind if
I check out the rest?Copy !req
398. People are here.Copy !req
399. Alright, it's going down.Copy !req
400. You're blocking the TV.Copy !req
401. What do you think is gonna happen?Copy !req
402. Hopefully, everybody's gonna drink
a bunch of fake beer,Copy !req
403. have to pee a lot and go home
cause they're bored.Copy !req
404. This is genius.Copy !req
405. It's my idea.Copy !req
406. I'm the genius.Copy !req
407. Alright, here's the plan.
Bill, you're guarding the keg.Copy !req
408. Neal and I will patrol the party.Copy !req
409. I'll keep an eye on Lindsay.Copy !req
410. I'm the genius.Copy !req
411. Come on in.Copy !req
412. This beer sucks!Copy !req
413. Tastes weird to you?Copy !req
414. It's imported.Copy !req
415. Nothing's too god for our friends.Copy !req
416. Daniel probably bought cheap beer
and kept the extra cash.Copy !req
417. Definitely.Copy !req
418. So, I think if you look back even,
that song remains the same.Copy !req
419. For instance,
he's dressed like a gangster,Copy !req
420. and his head got shot off, right?Copy !req
421. Now, that multicolor paint and stuff
came out of his neck...Copy !req
422. I think what that means is
that he knew,Copy !req
423. even then, that he was gonna die.Copy !req
424. What?Copy !req
425. Could you not sit on that, please?Copy !req
426. It's glass.Copy !req
427. Nah, Neal, you wouldn't want to
trade places with me.Copy !req
428. Believe me.Copy !req
429. I don't know, I mean, I'm Jewish.
It's no cakewalk either.Copy !req
430. I was like,
the school treasure last year,Copy !req
431. I didn't even run!Copy !req
432. Millie!Copy !req
433. I saw the cars out on the front.Copy !req
434. Yeah, we're all hanging out...Copy !req
435. You missed the pop quiz
in chemistry today.Copy !req
436. I did? Really?Copy !req
437. Were you skipping out
with your new friends?Copy !req
438. Or should I call them
drinking buddies?Copy !req
439. Why are you doing this, Lindsay?Copy !req
440. You're asking for trouble.Copy !req
441. Beer, here?Copy !req
442. No, thank you.Copy !req
443. I prefer to get high on life.Copy !req
444. You're that chick
from that thing yesterday!Copy !req
445. - Would you give me a ride home?
- Yes, I would.Copy !req
446. "Yes, I would!"Copy !req
447. Why is it so funny?Copy !req
448. I gotta get back to the party.Copy !req
449. You wanna stay?Copy !req
450. Yes.Copy !req
451. And I'm gonna have more fun
than any of you.Copy !req
452. Sober.Copy !req
453. Can I help you?Copy !req
454. No doubt.Copy !req
455. We're friends of Daniel's.Copy !req
456. We're looking for some beer.Copy !req
457. Jimmy!Copy !req
458. Hey, sweet thing.
Where is your boy?Copy !req
459. Hopefully, under a truck.Copy !req
460. I dumped his ass.Copy !req
461. - I know, man.
- That makes you available?Copy !req
462. No way, Alvin!Copy !req
463. She's mine!Copy !req
464. Come on, boys.Copy !req
465. Let's go and tear this mother down!Copy !req
466. Who are those guys?Copy !req
467. They're...Copy !req
468. my guests.Copy !req
469. Oh, man, I gotta pee!Copy !req
470. So you're out of forfeit.Copy !req
471. I'm the Lord of quarters!Copy !req
472. I've had five beers already,
I'm not even buzzed.Copy !req
473. Yeah, man, I don't know what to say.
You're the man.Copy !req
474. I haven't had any, and I'm saying,Copy !req
475. I'm having more fun than any of you.Copy !req
476. Excuse me.Copy !req
477. Wait a second, man.
Aren't you a Sober Student?Copy !req
478. I only do that cause it looks good
on my transcript for college.Copy !req
479. Alright!Copy !req
480. Wait, wait... wait til I'm ready.Copy !req
481. I wasn't ready!Copy !req
482. Hit harder. Harder. Come on!Copy !req
483. Beans of steel!Copy !req
484. You're tickling me.Copy !req
485. Step right up, my big man,
I'm right here.Copy !req
486. That was cool, man.Copy !req
487. You're sure we put out
the right keg?Copy !req
488. It's working better than we wanted.
They think they're drunk.Copy !req
489. - You think so?
- Look at them. They're wasted.Copy !req
490. That's the placebo effect
working for you, my friend.Copy !req
491. Look at that guy.Copy !req
492. What if they trash the place
cause they think they're drunk?Copy !req
493. They won't.Copy !req
494. I don't think.Copy !req
495. This could be bad.Copy !req
496. What are you doing?Copy !req
497. I'm just looking at all the stuff.Copy !req
498. How old are you here?Copy !req
499. I was... younger.Copy !req
500. I was really geeky.Copy !req
501. You win all that, don't you?Copy !req
502. I guess.Copy !req
503. I've been meaning to put that
in the basement.Copy !req
504. First place of algebra division?Copy !req
505. Right, you're one of those...Copy !req
506. Mathletes.Copy !req
507. Yeah, I know, it's... stupid.Copy !req
508. But I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
509. Why do you say stupid?Copy !req
510. You look pretty happy there.Copy !req
511. If I ever won a blue ribbon,Copy !req
512. I'd be so pumped.Copy !req
513. I mean...Copy !req
514. I wouldn't wear it around
or nothing, but...Copy !req
515. It's cool.Copy !req
516. Thanks.Copy !req
517. That's that chick from
the assembly, man!Copy !req
518. Jesus is just over right with meCopy !req
519. I don't care what they may sayCopy !req
520. I don't care what they may doCopy !req
521. Jesus is just all rightCopy !req
522. Let's do it.Copy !req
523. Let's go.Copy !req
524. Hi, Ken.Copy !req
525. Do you guys like my sister?Copy !req
526. Sure.Copy !req
527. Then, can you make sure
she doesn't get too much trouble?Copy !req
528. Thanks.Copy !req
529. Which one is your sister?Copy !req
530. She's not that chick
who's singing, is she?Copy !req
531. Careful. Careful, JR, it's a trap!Copy !req
532. - Hey, you wanna go?
- What?Copy !req
533. I said, do you wanna go?Copy !req
534. I always wanna go, grandpa.Copy !req
535. You wanna go?Copy !req
536. Let's go, fat boy!Copy !req
537. That was stupid, old man.Copy !req
538. Alright, cool out, man. Not here.Copy !req
539. Alright, are we cool?Copy !req
540. Whatever.Copy !req
541. I didn't know you were coming.Copy !req
542. Yeah, Neal invited me.Copy !req
543. This is my cousin Beth.
She's visiting from Boca Raton.Copy !req
544. So, where's the beer?Copy !req
545. It's... it's over there.Copy !req
546. Don't worry,
I'm the designated driver!Copy !req
547. Good God!Copy !req
548. Why did Neal invite her?Copy !req
549. Now she's gonna see all
the dumb stuff in my house.Copy !req
550. His plan is to distract you
so he can hit on your sister.Copy !req
551. Oh, man, he's so dead.
What am I gonna say to Cindy?Copy !req
552. Don't say anything.Copy !req
553. Be dominant.Copy !req
554. It's all about dominance.Copy !req
555. I saw this monkey show on PBS...Copy !req
556. If you talk to her first,
it's a sign of weakness.Copy !req
557. And she will not pick you
to be her mate.Copy !req
558. Are you drunk?Copy !req
559. I think so, yes I am.Copy !req
560. Go into my room, lock the door,
and don't drink any more.Copy !req
561. That's very dominant.Copy !req
562. Have you guys seen Daniel?Copy !req
563. Thanks for the dance.Copy !req
564. Watch it, Romeo, you're on my hair!Copy !req
565. Hey, we're busy here.Copy !req
566. Sorry.Copy !req
567. Don't worry. We threw
your teddy bears on the floor.Copy !req
568. Daniel and Kim
are making out on my bed.Copy !req
569. I thought they broke up.Copy !req
570. Yeah, I don't know,
they break up, like,Copy !req
571. every week, so...Copy !req
572. You don't look like
you're having very much fun.Copy !req
573. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
574. This is a party.Copy !req
575. OK? So, will you please just...Copy !req
576. try to relax and have a good time?Copy !req
577. And when it's over,
I'll stay and help you clean up.Copy !req
578. Thanks.Copy !req
579. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
580. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
581. What are you doing?Copy !req
582. Nothing.Copy !req
583. Ew, stop!Copy !req
584. - What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
585. Oh, my God. I'm really really sorry.Copy !req
586. - What are you doing?
- I'm really sorry.Copy !req
587. I'm really wasted right now,
you know?Copy !req
588. John Bonham died!Copy !req
589. Lindsay? Are you OK?Copy !req
590. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
591. I'll be out in a minute.Copy !req
592. Sometimes,
it helps to talk to someone.Copy !req
593. I'm too drunk to talk.Copy !req
594. No, that's OK.Copy !req
595. I speak drunk.Copy !req
596. I'm so wasted and I hate my life.Copy !req
597. You shouldn't hate your life.Copy !req
598. Why not? It sucks.Copy !req
599. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
600. You're a beautiful young girl,Copy !req
601. the world is your oyster.Copy !req
602. Please, leave me alone.Copy !req
603. Why?Copy !req
604. Because you're Sam's sister.Copy !req
605. I'm so wasted!Copy !req
606. I wish I'd never had this party.Copy !req
607. That's alright, it's OK.Copy !req
608. It'll be OK.Copy !req
609. Sam, right?Copy !req
610. Have you seen your sister around,
anywhere?Copy !req
611. No, not recently.Copy !req
612. If you see her, could you tell her
that I'm really sorry?Copy !req
613. Did you break something?Copy !req
614. Just forget it, OK?Copy !req
615. Oh, God, what is going on out there?Copy !req
616. I didn't wanna have this party.
I had it because Daniel wanted it,Copy !req
617. and next thing I know,
he's making out on my bed with Kim.Copy !req
618. Typical.Copy !req
619. All my new friends think
I'm some goody-two-shoesCopy !req
620. and all my old friends think
I'm throwing my life away.Copy !req
621. How am I supposed to do?Copy !req
622. Can I speak freely?Copy !req
623. That Daniel guy?
You can do better.Copy !req
624. And hey, at least,
people showed up to your party.Copy !req
625. When I was in the 6th grade,
my mom threw me a surprise party,Copy !req
626. you know what the surprise was?Copy !req
627. Nobody showed up.Copy !req
628. Except Bill and Sam.Copy !req
629. Whoever's in there,
we need five bucks from everyone.Copy !req
630. We're gonna get another keg.Copy !req
631. Oh, my God.Copy !req
632. Forget it, man,
we just found fifty bucks!Copy !req
633. You've gotta do something.Copy !req
634. I can't. If I go out there
and kick everybody out,Copy !req
635. I'm gonna look so lame.Copy !req
636. No. Why don't you call the police?Copy !req
637. That's what my dad always does.
Pretend to be an angry neighbour.Copy !req
638. So they can come in
and find the keg?Copy !req
639. Not without a warrant.Copy !req
640. No, no, I can't.Copy !req
641. God, I can't handle any of this!Copy !req
642. Of course you can, you're Lindsay Weir.
You can do anything.Copy !req
643. You're smart and pretty,Copy !req
644. you don't take any crap,
and you're the perfect girl,Copy !req
645. and I've been in love with you
since I was five years-old.Copy !req
646. Maybe I should go.Copy !req
647. Hi, police please. Thank you.Copy !req
648. Yes, hello. Police?Copy !req
649. Yes, hi. There is a very loud and
annoying party going on next door.Copy !req
650. It's been going on forever.Copy !req
651. I'm very tired, I'm old, I need my rest.
I gotta work tomorrow.Copy !req
652. It's 13, Gnome Drive.Copy !req
653. Thank you. Please hurry up.Copy !req
654. I'm so tired.Copy !req
655. Done.Copy !req
656. I'd say that party has a life
expectancy of five minutes.Copy !req
657. Thanks, Neal.Copy !req
658. Hi Cindy, I didn't see you there.Copy !req
659. So, how's it going?Copy !req
660. Pretty good.Copy !req
661. So, where are all the cute guys?Copy !req
662. What...Copy !req
663. the bus hasn't arrived yet?Copy !req
664. Oh, my God, the police are here!Copy !req
665. Come on, everybody out!Copy !req
666. Do you want Lindsay
to get in trouble?Copy !req
667. I'm on parole.Copy !req
668. Let's get out of here
before they search for the beer.Copy !req
669. You don't have to run,
Ken, it's fake beer.Copy !req
670. I know.Copy !req
671. I won 87 bucks playing quarters.Copy !req
672. This party ruled!Copy !req
673. Hey, Lindsay, great party.Copy !req
674. We had a great time.Copy !req
675. Glad you had a good time.Copy !req
676. I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
677. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
678. You were a wonderful hostess.Copy !req
679. Have us back again soon.Copy !req
680. I should've hired a magician.Copy !req
681. Hey, Bill, get up.Copy !req
682. That's how the drummer
from Led Zeppelin died.Copy !req
683. Did he?Copy !req
684. Good night, Lindsay.Copy !req