1. Sure, Lindsay.
You can go see the Who.Copy !req
2. You can go see the
Rolling Stones at Altamont too.Copy !req
3. Come on, Dad.
Don't make a big deal out of it.Copy !req
4. It would be so much fun.Copy !req
5. I'm sure it'd be fun.
What's not fun aboutCopy !req
6. sitting around
in a cloud of marijuana smoke,Copy !req
7. watching some maniac
wag his bloody tongue?Copy !req
8. That's not the Who, Dad.
That's Kiss.Copy !req
9. The Who smash
their guitars.Copy !req
10. Ugh.
That's terrible.Copy !req
11. They don't do that
anymore.Copy !req
12. Mom, the Who
wrote a rock opera.Copy !req
13. I'm sure it's terrific.Copy !req
14. Honey, I don't see
what the big deal is.Copy !req
15. She's been
to concerts before.Copy !req
16. We took her to see
Rich Little last summer.Copy !req
17. May an overfed yakCopy !req
18. relieve himself
on your Buick.Copy !req
19. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
20. That's good.
That sounds just like him.Copy !req
21. Mom, Rich Little
isn't a concert.Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah?
Well, you tell thatCopy !req
23. to the 2,000 peopleCopy !req
24. that were laughing
their butts off.Copy !req
25. They're not too loud,
are they?Copy !req
26. No.Copy !req
27. The Guinness Book
of World RecordsCopy !req
28. says they're
the loudest band on earth.Copy !req
29. Sam.Copy !req
30. Hey, if I'm not allowedCopy !req
31. to see
"Kentucky Fried Movie" ever,Copy !req
32. then you shouldn't be allowed
to see The Who.Copy !req
33. Dad... how am I supposed
to become an adultCopy !req
34. if you never
treat me like one?Copy !req
35. Fine.
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
36. I'm gonna listen to
one of these records,Copy !req
37. and if there's nothing
objectionable on it,Copy !req
38. I'll let you go.Copy !req
39. Thanks, Dad.
I'm sure it's fine.Copy !req
40. Don't get ahead
of yourself.Copy !req
41. I'll be listening
to it backwards too.Copy !req
42. It's basketball,
not a tea party!Copy !req
43. Come on, move it!Copy !req
44. Move it, you guys!
Come on!Copy !req
45. Man, this is
some sloppy play.Copy !req
46. Gimme the ball!Copy !req
47. Give me the ball!Copy !req
48. Haverchuck!Copy !req
49. Bill, put it in!Copy !req
50. Oh, no!Copy !req
51. This is not good.Copy !req
52. Nice shot,
Haverchuck.Copy !req
53. Told you not
to pass to him.Copy !req
54. I'm telling you guys,
seriously.Copy !req
55. No disrespect
to Zeppelin,Copy !req
56. but I saw The Who two weeks ago
at Indianapolis.Copy !req
57. It blew my mind.
It was crazy.Copy !req
58. Man, I can't wait
till they hit Detroit.Copy !req
59. Oh, I hope my ears
start bleeding.Copy !req
60. Hey, I got an idea.Copy !req
61. My cousin Floyd,
he's got that school busCopy !req
62. he got
at the city auction?Copy !req
63. We could all go in that‒
our own... magic bus.Copy !req
64. Yeah, a magic
school bus.Copy !req
65. Shut up.Copy !req
66. I hope Lindsay
gets to go.Copy !req
67. I want to write her
a song on my guitar...Copy !req
68. Tell her how I feel.Copy !req
69. You can't even
play the guitar, thank god.Copy !req
70. That's where
you're wrong.Copy !req
71. I'm like Pete Townshend, man.Copy !req
72. Self-taught.
I'm a master. Wanna see?Copy !req
73. - Ready, man.
- Rip one off.Copy !req
74. This is a little song
I wrote for you guys.Copy !req
75. Michael,
row the boat ashoreCopy !req
76. HallelujahCopy !req
77. Michael, row the boat...Copy !req
78. Hey, hey... Coco...Copy !req
79. This isn't
the cafeteria from "Fame."Copy !req
80. Uncle, uncle.Copy !req
81. Who in the hell's Coco?Copy !req
82. She was that hot chickCopy !req
83. who took her shirt off
in the movie.Copy !req
84. Ohh, yeah!
That was sweet, man.Copy !req
85. Eh-heh, heh...Copy !req
86. Hey, little man.Copy !req
87. Hey, Mom.
How was work?Copy !req
88. Oh... dead.Copy !req
89. I made 18 bucks
in tips today.Copy !req
90. How is anybody supposed to
live on that, huh?Copy !req
91. Oh, no, you're not gonna start
dancing again, are you?Copy !req
92. No.Copy !req
93. Good.Copy !req
94. Besides,
they don't wantCopy !req
95. an old broad
like me anymore, heh!Copy !req
96. - Mom.
- It's true.Copy !req
97. So... guess what?Copy !req
98. We're gonna have a guest over
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
99. - Dad?
- No, no.Copy !req
100. This is a...
a new friend.Copy !req
101. Another new friend?Copy !req
102. It's...
someone you know.Copy !req
103. Neal's dad?Copy !req
104. Dick Schweiber?
No! Gross!Copy !req
105. God, you gotta
be kidding me.Copy !req
106. No. This is somebody
that I met at your school.Copy !req
107. Do you remember
when I had to come inCopy !req
108. for that
parent-teacher conferenceCopy !req
109. 'cause you were having
a hard time at gym?Copy !req
110. Yeah.Copy !req
111. Well, I've been...Copy !req
112. I've been seeing
Mr. Fredricks.Copy !req
113. My gym teacher?Copy !req
114. Physical education
teacher.Copy !req
115. No, you can't!Copy !req
116. Honey, he's
a really nice guy.Copy !req
117. No, he's not!Copy !req
118. He's a jerk.
He's a dumb jock.Copy !req
119. No, he's not.Copy !req
120. You just don't
know him very well.Copy !req
121. I know him better than you do,
believe me.Copy !req
122. I doubt that.Copy !req
123. We've been seeing each other
for a little while now.Copy !req
124. What? Why didn't
you tell me?Copy !req
125. Because I didn't want
you to get upset.Copy !req
126. I was just waiting to see
if it was serious or not.Copy !req
127. It's serious?Copy !req
128. I think so.Copy !req
129. You gotta‒
You gotta‒Copy !req
130. You gotta... dump him.Copy !req
131. Who's that?Copy !req
132. How much do tickets cost?Copy !req
133. 40 apiece,
but The Who never tour.Copy !req
134. I heard this is gonna be
their last tour ever.Copy !req
135. I hear Fleetwood Mac
is amazing in concert.Copy !req
136. I heard Stevie Nicks
is a witch.Copy !req
137. What do you mean?Copy !req
138. I don't know.
She does witch stuff.Copy !req
139. She casts spells
on people.Copy !req
140. I heard she cast a love spell
on Lindsay Buckingham.Copy !req
141. I like all her shawls.Copy !req
142. Maybe I should
be a witch.Copy !req
143. Cut off a lock
of Daniel's hairCopy !req
144. and stick it to
a voodoo doll.Copy !req
145. That way, whenever
he gets out of line,Copy !req
146. we'll just jab him
with a pin,Copy !req
147. and he'll shut up.Copy !req
148. I don't think so.
Voodoo's pretty serious.Copy !req
149. Well, I'm pretty serious.Copy !req
150. It's about time I had
some supernatural powers.Copy !req
151. What the hell was that?Copy !req
152. I think you hit
something.Copy !req
153. No. It's my shocks or
something are out of whack.Copy !req
154. I don't know.
Daniel was working on my car.Copy !req
155. I don't know, I think
it could've been a squirrel.Copy !req
156. We should turn around.Copy !req
157. Lindsay,
we don't have time.Copy !req
158. The world will survive
with one less squirrel.Copy !req
159. One of my favorite customers.Copy !req
160. He's a regular.Copy !req
161. Honey,
the soup was cold.Copy !req
162. I mean,
I'd be mad too.Copy !req
163. No, that is not my fault.Copy !req
164. I do not cook it.
I serve it.Copy !req
165. Hey, Bill‒
greatest movie of all time?Copy !req
166. Uh-uh...
"Rocky II."Copy !req
167. It is. "Rocky II."Copy !req
168. Much better than
the first one.Copy !req
169. That Carl Weathers...
he's ripped.Copy !req
170. He's got the abs, buddy‒
thlllt‒the six-pack.Copy !req
171. Doing something, boy.Copy !req
172. Well, sweetie,
you just saw a movie recently.Copy !req
173. What was it?Copy !req
174. A movie called...
"Stripes."Copy !req
175. I saw that.Copy !req
176. Did you like it?Copy !req
177. Come on.
Bill Murray's a wiseass.Copy !req
178. Somebody oughta... smack
some respect into that guy.Copy !req
179. Bill Murray's
the funniest man on the planet.Copy !req
180. I, um... guess
if you're a comedian,Copy !req
181. you're supposed
to be a wiseass, huh?Copy !req
182. Gloria, you should've
seen Bill in gym class today.Copy !req
183. Buddy, I'm telling you,
you apply yourself,Copy !req
184. you'll be playing for
the school team next year.Copy !req
185. You got the height for it.Copy !req
186. That is so exciting.Copy !req
187. Sweetie, maybe Ben
could give youCopy !req
188. some private lessons
or something.Copy !req
189. Who's Ben?Copy !req
190. Eh-heh... he is.Copy !req
191. Ben Fredricks.Copy !req
192. Excuse me. I have
to use the restroom.Copy !req
193. We don't have
a restroom.Copy !req
194. We have a toilet.Copy !req
195. Just calm down.
They're stolen hall passes...Copy !req
196. It's fine.
Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
197. Hey, Millie,
what's wrong?Copy !req
198. Goliath's dead.Copy !req
199. Oh, god, Millie.Copy !req
200. Who's Goliath?Copy !req
201. Goliath's her dog.Copy !req
202. What happened?Copy !req
203. Some maniac ran over him
last night with their car.Copy !req
204. God, Millie...Copy !req
205. Someone hit him with a car?
That's horrible.Copy !req
206. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
207. He must've gotten out.Copy !req
208. My dad found him on the streetCopy !req
209. right between our houses.Copy !req
210. The worst part is...Copy !req
211. They didn't even stop.Copy !req
212. Who would do that?Copy !req
213. Well, I gotta go to class.Copy !req
214. I have a test.
See you.Copy !req
215. Yeah, see you, Millie.Copy !req
216. Oh, my god.Copy !req
217. Lindsay...
we killed Millie's dog.Copy !req
218. Hey, guys...Copy !req
219. I killed Millie's dog.Copy !req
220. Like, with
your bare hands?Copy !req
221. No. I ran it over.Copy !req
222. Oh.Copy !req
223. You're pretty sick.Copy !req
224. I didn't do it
on purpose, doofus.Copy !req
225. Yeah,
it was an accident.Copy !req
226. I always say...Copy !req
227. Girl plus car
equals dead animal.Copy !req
228. True.Copy !req
229. We have to tell Millie.Copy !req
230. Why?Copy !req
231. It's not gonna bring
her dog back, Lindsay.Copy !req
232. It will just
upset her more.Copy !req
233. It's not like you killed
a human being.Copy !req
234. It's just a dog.Copy !req
235. It's even worse, Ken.
I love dogs.Copy !req
236. Why? Dogs suck.Copy !req
237. They're stupid, and they smell,
and they're ugly.Copy !req
238. They don't even
like us people.Copy !req
239. They pretend to, but
they're just kissing our assesCopy !req
240. so we'll feed 'em.Copy !req
241. I ain't buying
into that hoodwink.Copy !req
242. Oh, man.Copy !req
243. Lindsay... look.Copy !req
244. Oh, god.
Poor Millie.Copy !req
245. She's just...Copy !req
246. sitting there...
by herself.Copy !req
247. I am telling you,
"M*A*S*H" is not funny.Copy !req
248. I heard Radar O'Reilly
has, like, no fingers.Copy !req
249. That's why he always
carries a clipboard.Copy !req
250. Hey, hey, Billy!
You know what?Copy !req
251. I'm still stuffed
from your mom's pot roast.Copy !req
252. Why, I couldn't even eat
breakfast this morning,Copy !req
253. but I'll tell you,
it was goo-ood!Copy !req
254. I'll see you
in gym class, big guy.Copy !req
255. Whoa...
wait a minute.Copy !req
256. What the hell was that?Copy !req
257. What‒I‒wh‒what?Copy !req
258. He ate your mom's
pot roast?Copy !req
259. I... really don't
wanna talk about it.Copy !req
260. Come on, Bill.
You have to talk about it.Copy !req
261. You can't tell anyone, okay?Copy !req
262. What? Tell us.Copy !req
263. My mom is...
kinda dating Mr. Fredricks.Copy !req
264. Don't say a word.Copy !req
265. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
266. Good. Don't.Copy !req
267. Hey.Copy !req
268. How's it going?Copy !req
269. Okay.Copy !req
270. You?Copy !req
271. I don't know.
Perlick's gonna kill me.Copy !req
272. I didn't do
any of the assignment.Copy !req
273. Me, either.Copy !req
274. You kidding me?Copy !req
275. I was...
up all night crying.Copy !req
276. You know...Copy !req
277. I know how you feel.Copy !req
278. I had a dog
that died once too.Copy !req
279. What was his name?Copy !req
280. Bobo.Copy !req
281. He was so smart.Copy !req
282. He used to sit with me
and watch TV all day long.Copy !req
283. He loved TV.Copy !req
284. Goliath used to attack the TV
if there was a cat on it.Copy !req
285. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
286. So what happened?Copy !req
287. Well...
he was epileptic...Copy !req
288. So all of a sudden, he would
start to froth at the mouth,Copy !req
289. and then his little legs
would get all tense,Copy !req
290. and he would start shaking
and then... poop himself.Copy !req
291. And get his paws in the poop
and get poop all over the place.Copy !req
292. Aw... poor puppy.Copy !req
293. My parents
couldn't take it.Copy !req
294. They didn't even tell meCopy !req
295. that they were going
to put him to sleep.Copy !req
296. One day, I got home,
and... he was gone.Copy !req
297. I'm putting Goliath to rest
under his favorite tree.Copy !req
298. Do you wanna come?Copy !req
299. Yeah.Copy !req
300. Well... here comes
Bill's future dad.Copy !req
301. Oh, come on, Neal.Copy !req
302. We promised Bill
we wouldn't say anything.Copy !req
303. We can make jokes
to each other,Copy !req
304. just not to Bill.Copy !req
305. Besides, I can kinda see why
Mr. Fredricks is dating her.Copy !req
306. She is kinda hot.Copy !req
307. Oh, god!
She's your friend's mother.Copy !req
308. Weirdo.Copy !req
309. All right, everybody.Copy !req
310. We have some potential
basketball superstarsCopy !req
311. in this class,Copy !req
312. so today, we're gonna work
on fundamentals, all right?Copy !req
313. Who knows?
Maybe one of youCopy !req
314. might even make
the school team next year.Copy !req
315. But, uh,
let's warm up, all right?Copy !req
316. 10 laps around the gym.
Come on.Copy !req
317. Mr. Fredricks?Copy !req
318. Yes, Bill?Copy !req
319. I can't run.Copy !req
320. Why?Copy !req
321. I have better things to do.Copy !req
322. Excuse me?Copy !req
323. I have better things to do
than run around a gymCopy !req
324. and shoot a stupid ball
in a hoop.Copy !req
325. Oh, really, Bill?Copy !req
326. What better things
do you have to do?Copy !req
327. Anything.Copy !req
328. Pick my nose
and eat it...Copy !req
329. Or read the comics
or go to the bathroom.Copy !req
330. Uh, all those are better
than gym class.Copy !req
331. Heh! He is so dead.Copy !req
332. Kill him,
Mr. Fredricks.Copy !req
333. Shut up, Alan.Copy !req
334. For once in your life, shut
your big, stinkin' trap, okay?Copy !req
335. - He was the one‒
- I'm talking to you.Copy !req
336. Shut your mouth.Copy !req
337. I've had it
with the constant commentsCopy !req
338. and the incessant cackling.Copy !req
339. You got me?Copy !req
340. Okay.Copy !req
341. Bill, you're gonna
run the laps...Copy !req
342. And you're gonna do the drills.
you know why?Copy !req
343. 'Cause this is my gym.Copy !req
344. I'm the teacher.
You're the student.Copy !req
345. Okay? Sit down‒Copy !req
346. You can't tell me
what to do.Copy !req
347. You keep walking,Copy !req
348. you're in big trouble,
Mr. Haverchuck!Copy !req
349. What are you gonna do,
call my mom?Copy !req
350. Hey, Bill!Copy !req
351. Leave me alone.Copy !req
352. Never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
353. but Haverchuck's the king!
Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
354. You were always there
for me, my entire life,Copy !req
355. but I know
you're with Jesus now,Copy !req
356. and you're happy in heaven
with all the other dogs,Copy !req
357. and you can run and play,Copy !req
358. and you never have to be
on a leash again...Copy !req
359. 'cause there are
no leashes in heaven.Copy !req
360. You're my favorite puppy.
I love you, Goliath.Copy !req
361. Lindsay,
you wanna say something?Copy !req
362. Huh?Copy !req
363. Do you wanna say
something to Goliath?Copy !req
364. Um... no.
That's okay.Copy !req
365. Lindsay...Copy !req
366. Say something
to Goliath.Copy !req
367. Um...Copy !req
368. Goliath...Copy !req
369. You were a sweet dog,Copy !req
370. and...Copy !req
371. You had really nice fur...Copy !req
372. And... there's no leashes
in heaven...Copy !req
373. I already said that.Copy !req
374. Oh.
Um... I remember when my momCopy !req
375. used to come over
in her furry bootsCopy !req
376. and you would
hump her foot...Copy !req
377. Ha!Copy !req
378. And we thought
that was funny...Copy !req
379. And then you got spayed,Copy !req
380. and you didn't
do it anymore.Copy !req
381. And we're not sad now
because...Copy !req
382. You lived a very long...
long, happy life.Copy !req
383. That's right.Copy !req
384. A long
and happy life.Copy !req
385. Sells T-shirts
and, like, concert stuff.Copy !req
386. Hey, Linds,
your old manCopy !req
387. make up his mind yet
about the concert?Copy !req
388. Huh? Nah,
but, you know, count me in.Copy !req
389. He's just
making me sweat it.Copy !req
390. Hey, after school, Kim and I
are going to the record store.Copy !req
391. You wanna come?Copy !req
392. Uh...Copy !req
393. What?Copy !req
394. I'm gonna buy
some Who albums,Copy !req
395. so I can sing along
to the concert.Copy !req
396. You're going
to The Who concert?Copy !req
397. Millie,
what about your parents?Copy !req
398. Ever since my dog died,Copy !req
399. they've been letting me
do anything.Copy !req
400. Well, I'm gonna go home
and study for my trig test.Copy !req
401. Right, Millie? Don't you think
you should study?Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah.
That's right.Copy !req
403. I forgot about that.Copy !req
404. Well, you know...
blow it off.Copy !req
405. You're in mourning.Copy !req
406. You can't be expected
to do homework.Copy !req
407. Good point.Copy !req
408. I guess I'm gonna
blow it off.Copy !req
409. Oh, my god.
I am so bad.Copy !req
410. All right, I'll meet you
out front right after school,Copy !req
411. and we'll go to the mall.Copy !req
412. And you're gonna wear
your big coat, right?Copy !req
413. The one
with the pockets?Copy !req
414. Okay. See you, Linds.Copy !req
415. She loves my big coat.Copy !req
416. She's been talking
about it all day.Copy !req
417. Millie, please don't
wear your big coat.Copy !req
418. Lindsay, when you started
hanging out with them,Copy !req
419. I felt kinda bad for youCopy !req
420. because I thought
you would turn into a dirtbag.Copy !req
421. But then I realized that
you were just exploring,Copy !req
422. and now I guess
I'm kind of exploring too.Copy !req
423. It's kinda catchy.Copy !req
424. Yeah. I like the banjo.Copy !req
425. What'd he say?
Squeeze box?Copy !req
426. Is it just me,
or does that sound filthy?Copy !req
427. Honey.Copy !req
428. I think it's about
an accordion.Copy !req
429. What?Copy !req
430. It's nice.Copy !req
431. The instrument.Copy !req
432. Jean, that is not
about an accordion.Copy !req
433. That is...
in and out!Copy !req
434. Yeah‒
in and out.Copy !req
435. In and out? In and off
is what it's going!Copy !req
436. Hey, Kim.Copy !req
437. Oh, hey.Copy !req
438. Hey, will you do me
a favor?Copy !req
439. Will you give this
to Ken?Copy !req
440. You're copying
Ken's homework?Copy !req
441. Attempting to.Copy !req
442. He writes like
a mental patient.Copy !req
443. I was thinking,Copy !req
444. we should tell Millie
the truth.Copy !req
445. We can't do that.Copy !req
446. We have to.Copy !req
447. Why?Copy !req
448. Because she's gonna wind up
getting into trouble.Copy !req
449. Why? 'Cause she's
hanging out with us?Copy !req
450. What's the difference?Copy !req
451. You're only hanging out with her
'cause you feel guilty.Copy !req
452. No, I'm not.Copy !req
453. She's kinda funny.Copy !req
454. Yeah, but you don't
know Millie.Copy !req
455. She's really smart,Copy !req
456. and she really
loves church,Copy !req
457. and she loves
her family a lot‒Copy !req
458. And what, we're scum?Copy !req
459. No. That's not
what I'm saying.Copy !req
460. Well, what are
you saying, Lindsay?Copy !req
461. I just don't think we should
interfere with her life.Copy !req
462. What are you so worried
about anyways, you know?Copy !req
463. That Millie's gonna start
hanging out with usCopy !req
464. and then you're not gonna
have anyone to run toCopy !req
465. when you get scared
of your bad friends?Copy !req
466. Kim.Copy !req
467. And you know what,
if you do tell her,Copy !req
468. I'll kick your ass.Copy !req
469. I don't know
what else I can do.Copy !req
470. If he hates me,
he hates me.Copy !req
471. He's just having
a really hard time with this.Copy !req
472. Well, so am I.Copy !req
473. Honey, you just need to spend
more time with him.Copy !req
474. You need to get to know
each other a little bit better.Copy !req
475. Look, he doesn't
want to know me.Copy !req
476. He doesn't care.Copy !req
477. Oh, come on.Copy !req
478. Don't be such a baby.Copy !req
479. Come here.Copy !req
480. Come here.Copy !req
481. What?Copy !req
482. You should take him
someplace special.Copy !req
483. You know, show him
that you like him.Copy !req
484. What, like the movies?Copy !req
485. I'm not seeing
that "Stripes" crap again.Copy !req
486. He's been bugging me
to take himCopy !req
487. to this Go-Cart City place,Copy !req
488. but I keep saying no.Copy !req
489. Maybe you could
take him there.Copy !req
490. Really?
I love Go-Cart City.Copy !req
491. - You do?
- I do.Copy !req
492. Yeah, I'll take him there.Copy !req
493. Really?Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. He's fat.Copy !req
496. He's a gym teacher,
and he's not even in good shape.Copy !req
497. He never runs,Copy !req
498. and you never see him
play the games with us.Copy !req
499. You should
tell your mom to dump him.Copy !req
500. Even if he wasn't
the biggest jerk in the world,Copy !req
501. he has a terrible job.Copy !req
502. He's a gym teacher.Copy !req
503. There's no
upward mobility.Copy !req
504. It's not like
you can become...Copy !req
505. CEO of a school.Copy !req
506. Yeah. My mom really
likes him, you know?Copy !req
507. And he acts different around her
than he does around us.Copy !req
508. He's all sweet and phony.Copy !req
509. It's sick.Copy !req
510. Maybe‒maybe he's not
such a bad guy.Copy !req
511. Excuse me?Copy !req
512. He let you be captain
in gym class.Copy !req
513. You're right.
I'll just startCopy !req
514. calling him "Daddy" now.
Thanks for reminding me.Copy !req
515. Come in.Copy !req
516. Hey, guys.Copy !req
517. - Hey, Mr. Fredricks.
- Hello.Copy !req
518. Hi, Fredricks.Copy !req
519. Uh, listen, Bill,
I was just wondering,Copy !req
520. maybe tomorrow, you might wanna
go to Go-Cart City with me.Copy !req
521. Um...Copy !req
522. We'd love to go.Copy !req
523. "We"? Uh...Copy !req
524. O-okay.
All right.Copy !req
525. We can all go.
You wanna go, Sam?Copy !req
526. - Sure.
- All right, okay, Bill?Copy !req
527. I guess.
Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
528. All right!Copy !req
529. The four men are
gonna have some fun.Copy !req
530. - Thanks a lot, Neal.
- What?Copy !req
531. No one else is gonna
take us there.Copy !req
532. It's all the way
out in the boonies.Copy !req
533. So you know I didn't
wanna go with him.Copy !req
534. We'll just ditch him
and ride go-carts all day.Copy !req
535. No way.
Absolutely not.Copy !req
536. Lindsay, that song
is pornographic.Copy !req
537. Dad, come on.
Don't be a prude.Copy !req
538. If I was such a prude,
you wouldn't exist.Copy !req
539. Fine. Then I'm gonna be
the only kid in the whole schoolCopy !req
540. who can't go
to a rock concert.Copy !req
541. All right, all right.Copy !req
542. Maybe we could
chaperone you.Copy !req
543. You know, sit behind you,
be real quiet.Copy !req
544. It could be fun.Copy !req
545. I don't wanna do that.Copy !req
546. Dad, look, I understand
your concerns.Copy !req
547. I have them myself,
but I...Copy !req
548. I wouldn't be
fighting you.Copy !req
549. It's just that
Millie is going.Copy !req
550. Millie is?Copy !req
551. Yeah. Her parents
said she could go,Copy !req
552. and I just sort of
wanted to goCopy !req
553. to keep an eye on her.Copy !req
554. Oh, honey, you really
are such a good girl,Copy !req
555. aren't you?Copy !req
556. Yeah.
I can handle myself.Copy !req
557. Honey,
Millie is going.Copy !req
558. All right, fine. Go.Copy !req
559. You just keep those boys
away from your accordion.Copy !req
560. So forget Bill Russell.Copy !req
561. Great. Give him
the trophies, whatever.Copy !req
562. Yeah, he won
the championships.Copy !req
563. I tell you,Copy !req
564. they changed the game
for one man‒Copy !req
565. Wilt Chamberlain,
Wilt the Stilt.Copy !req
566. Who's your favorite
basketball player?Copy !req
567. Come on.
Favorite player.Copy !req
568. Neal.Copy !req
569. I don't know.
I don't watch basketball.Copy !req
570. No? Sam?Copy !req
571. Um...Copy !req
572. Havlicek?Copy !req
573. Dr. J?Copy !req
574. From the ABA?Copy !req
575. Got you guys something.Copy !req
576. Here you go, Bill.Copy !req
577. - Cool.
- All right.Copy !req
578. Thanks. Just what
I always wanted.Copy !req
579. - Doody.
- Isn't it crazy?Copy !req
580. I got it
from the joke shop.Copy !req
581. I heard you guys
were into comedy,Copy !req
582. so I picked you up
a couple of things.Copy !req
583. Here you go, Neal.Copy !req
584. All right!
Vomit.Copy !req
585. It kinda looks like pizza.Copy !req
586. I don't have this one.Copy !req
587. Oh!Copy !req
588. Hey. Hey, Neal,
I got you a present.Copy !req
589. Isn't that great?Copy !req
590. Hey, Bill,
you want a dollar?Copy !req
591. Do you want a dollar?Copy !req
592. No, thanks.Copy !req
593. I said, Lady L,
let your soul be freeCopy !req
594. You closed your eyes,
and you wouldn't seeCopy !req
595. the only one who could ease
your pain was meCopy !req
596. As I ride on my horse
through the countrysideCopy !req
597. I said, Lady L,
let me give you a rideCopy !req
598. but as I pulled
the reins of that horseCopy !req
599. she pulled the reins
of her soulCopy !req
600. I'm outta control,
Lady LCopy !req
601. Lady LCopy !req
602. Lady LCopy !req
603. You couldn't see
through my cloud of smokeCopy !req
604. You held my heartCopy !req
605. Now it's bloody
and brokeCopy !req
606. and is your
green army jacketCopy !req
607. the only thing keepin'
you warm tonight?Copy !req
608. Lady LCopy !req
609. Lady LCopy !req
610. Lady LCopy !req
611. She's my lady LCopy !req
612. Lady LCopy !req
613. Lady LCopy !req
614. la-la-la-la
la-la-la-laCopy !req
615. That's the sound of LCopy !req
616. You're my lady LCopy !req
617. YeahCopy !req
618. What'd you think?Copy !req
619. Well, you know,
I‒I‒I...Copy !req
620. I thought I would hate it,
but, you know, I kinda liked it.Copy !req
621. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
622. Man, that was terrible.Copy !req
623. "Lady L"?Copy !req
624. I couldn't use
her real name.Copy !req
625. You shouldn't use
your real name,Copy !req
626. you're writing that stuff.Copy !req
627. Well, I think as long as that
I am using my real emotions,Copy !req
628. that that's all
that matters.Copy !req
629. Lots of wackos
use their real emotions.Copy !req
630. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
631. Go-Cart City, boys!
Huh? Who's the man?Copy !req
632. - You are!
- You are!Copy !req
633. This is so great!Copy !req
634. Ah! Go-Cart City!
Huh? All right.Copy !req
635. Hey, thanks so much,
Mr. Fredricks.Copy !req
636. This is so cool.Copy !req
637. Yeah.
thanks, Mr. Fredricks.Copy !req
638. My dad would never
take me here.Copy !req
639. You're welcome.Copy !req
640. Hey, get ready to race 'cause
I'm not goin' easy on you guys.Copy !req
641. Well, you're gonna
be the loser.Copy !req
642. You think so?Copy !req
643. Triple ice cream cone
says I kick your butts.Copy !req
644. Oh! You're on!Copy !req
645. All right.
You in, Bill?Copy !req
646. Yeah.Copy !req
647. Let's race.
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
648. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
649. Whoo!Copy !req
650. No! No! No way!Copy !req
651. I got you!Copy !req
652. Here I come!Copy !req
653. Bill,
that was incredible!Copy !req
654. Bill,
that was so cool!Copy !req
655. You should've seen
yourself spin out.Copy !req
656. The ice cream
is mine.Copy !req
657. What is it, Bill?Copy !req
658. I hate you!Copy !req
659. You what?Copy !req
660. You always have to win.Copy !req
661. All you care about
is winning.Copy !req
662. You don't care at all about
other people's feelings.Copy !req
663. I'm sorry, Bill.
I...Copy !req
664. Hey, guys.Copy !req
665. Have you seen Millie?Copy !req
666. No.Copy !req
667. Okay.Copy !req
668. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
669. How do you like
the magic bus?Copy !req
670. Wow.
It's amazing.Copy !req
671. Yeah.
Hey, come back.Copy !req
672. I got a Who-dog
with your name on it.Copy !req
673. Okay.Copy !req
674. Hey.Copy !req
675. Hey.Copy !req
676. Have you seen Millie?Copy !req
677. Yeah,
she's right there,Copy !req
678. playing frisbee
with Stroker.Copy !req
679. You know,
she's pretty hot.Copy !req
680. I like it when
the good girls cross over.Copy !req
681. Shut up.Copy !req
682. Keep away from her.Copy !req
683. God. Who are you,
her mom?Copy !req
684. Hey, Millie.Copy !req
685. Millie?Copy !req
686. Millie!Copy !req
687. Uh-oh.
Skinny's in trouble.Copy !req
688. Millie. Honey,
I thought we agreedCopy !req
689. that you were not going
to go to this concert.Copy !req
690. I didn't, you did.Copy !req
691. Well, you're not going.Copy !req
692. Yes, I am.Copy !req
693. Don't talk back to me.Copy !req
694. Mom, this is
important to me.Copy !req
695. I'm a straight "A" student.
I never do anything wrong.Copy !req
696. Honey,
you're just a kid.Copy !req
697. Mom, I'm 15.Copy !req
698. You don't know the kind of
things that could happen.Copy !req
699. I can't believe
you can't trust me.Copy !req
700. It's not like
I'm gonna drop acidCopy !req
701. or have sex
in the parking lot.Copy !req
702. Millie!Copy !req
703. You...Copy !req
704. You get in this car.Copy !req
705. I am taking you home
right now.Copy !req
706. No.Copy !req
707. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
708. Fine.Copy !req
709. You go right ahead
and do what you want to do.Copy !req
710. Obviously, you don't care
what I think.Copy !req
711. What a mouth
on that chick!Copy !req
712. That's it!
You tell mama!Copy !req
713. Tell her how it is!Copy !req
714. I'm sorry, Bill.Copy !req
715. I didn't mean
to crash into you.Copy !req
716. It's... wet track today.
I don't know.Copy !req
717. We just don't know
each other, do we?Copy !req
718. I mean, I thought we knew
each other in class this year,Copy !req
719. but we don't know
each other at all.Copy !req
720. But I know what
you think of me.Copy !req
721. You think I'm a stupid
jock gym teacher, right?Copy !req
722. Bing! You‒
you're probably right.Copy !req
723. But I don't know
what to‒Copy !req
724. I mean,
you know what I am?Copy !req
725. I'm a guy who loves
your mother very much.Copy !req
726. She's a special woman.
I love her.Copy !req
727. You know, she's had a hard time
the past few years.Copy !req
728. What do you know
about it?Copy !req
729. Only what she tells me.Copy !req
730. But I think she deserves
to be happy,Copy !req
731. and, you know,
I can make her happy.Copy !req
732. I've never cared
about anybodyCopy !req
733. as much as I care
about your mom.Copy !req
734. I might not be as bad a guy
as you think I am.Copy !req
735. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
736. I'm really glad
that you could come.Copy !req
737. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
738. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
739. I love The Who.Copy !req
740. Pete Townshend's really been
inspiring me as a songwriter.Copy !req
741. Oh, really?Copy !req
742. Yeah.Copy !req
743. Actually,
I wrote a song for you.Copy !req
744. If you
want to hear it...Copy !req
745. Oh, nuh-uh?Copy !req
746. Yeah.Copy !req
747. Check it out!Copy !req
748. Whoo! Uh...Copy !req
749. Uh, hey,
look at me!Copy !req
750. I'm Pete Townshend!Copy !req
751. All right, Townshend!
Whoo!Copy !req
752. Yeah!Copy !req
753. Yeah, man!
Tonight's gonna rock!Copy !req
754. Nice!
Yeah, Ken!Copy !req
755. Smash me
a piece of that!Copy !req
756. That‒he‒
he's a crack-up, right?Copy !req
757. Yeaaaaah!Copy !req
758. This is the biggest favor
I ever did for you.Copy !req
759. You're buying me
a new guitar, man.Copy !req
760. Hey.Copy !req
761. You okay?Copy !req
762. I've never seen her
like that.Copy !req
763. I feel kinda sick.Copy !req
764. Hey, who wants a beer?
Anybody?Copy !req
765. I'll have one of those.Copy !req
766. Go ahead.
Snag it.Copy !req
767. Here you go.
Opener.Copy !req
768. Millie,
you don't drink.Copy !req
769. Now's a good time
to start.Copy !req
770. Bottoms up.Copy !req
771. I killed your dog!Copy !req
772. What?Copy !req
773. Um...Copy !req
774. I was the one
that ran him over.Copy !req
775. I'm so sorry, Millie.Copy !req
776. That's not very funny.Copy !req
777. I'm not kidding, Millie.Copy !req
778. It's true.Copy !req
779. Why didn't you
say something?Copy !req
780. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
781. I don't know.Copy !req
782. Well,
we didn't know how to.Copy !req
783. Lindsay?Copy !req
784. I'm really sorry, Millie.Copy !req
785. She's really mad.Copy !req
786. Good.Copy !req
787. I'm gonna go talk to her.Copy !req
788. Hey, Kim.Copy !req
789. Thanks.Copy !req
790. You know, I'm glad
we didn't go to that concert.Copy !req
791. I hear they're
so noisy, anyway.Copy !req
792. Yeah. I hear that
the bathrooms smell really badCopy !req
793. and that it's not safe
to sit.Copy !req
794. Could you imagine
holding it for four hours?Copy !req
795. Oh!Copy !req
796. Look. I found this
in my drawer the other day.Copy !req
797. I thought maybe
you might want it.Copy !req
798. Wow.Copy !req
799. I remember that.Copy !req
800. That's the day
Goliath stole all the steaksCopy !req
801. off the barbecue
and ate them.Copy !req
802. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
803. Your dad was so mad.Copy !req
804. Yeah.Copy !req
805. He was a good dog, Lindsay.Copy !req
806. Yeah,
he was a good dog.Copy !req
807. Looks inside,
tries to put the ballCopy !req
808. in the corner to Warnsey.
There's nothing there...Copy !req
809. Oh, I'm‒
I'm sorry, Bill.Copy !req
810. Did you want
to watch something?Copy !req
811. "Dallas" is on.Copy !req
812. Yes,
I'm right in the middle.Copy !req
813. Well, Bobby‒Copy !req
814. Wait a minute.
Is it true?Copy !req
815. You can do
something about it.Copy !req
816. What?Copy !req
817. Honey, it's like
J.R. said.Copy !req
818. I either vote
for mama or daddy,Copy !req
819. and either way
I lose.Copy !req
820. Well, can't you
just not vote?Copy !req
821. Yes, I can abstain,Copy !req
822. or I can ask to be excused
from the committee;Copy !req
823. but I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
824. That's Pamela...Copy !req
825. and Bobby,
J.R.'s brother.Copy !req
826. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
827. J.R.'s evil,Copy !req
828. so Bobby has to
protect Pamela.Copy !req
829. What, so‒
so Bobby's a good guy?Copy !req
830. Yeah.Copy !req
831. Yeah, but right now, he's
caught in a Ewing land battle.Copy !req
832. What kind of land battle?
With Bobby, or‒Copy !req
833. Wait‒Copy !req
834. I'm sorry.Copy !req
835. It's okay. I'll tell you
during the commercial.Copy !req