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11. What do you say, fellas?
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12. Who wants your ice cream, huh?
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17. Sammy, my boy, oh, sammy,
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18. Did you want some ice cream? Thanks.
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19. Bill? Bill? come on, bill,
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andsaturday night live,bill,
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23. Nice to meet you.
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24. I'm from jersey.
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26. Piscopo cracks me up.
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27. Oh, i love piscopo.
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28. Dad, if bill's not gonna eat
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29. Oh, bill's gonna have his ice cream,
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30. Because, bill... Live from new
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31. Why do you guys always put stuff on me?
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32. I'm gonna get some pop,
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39. Why do you even know this song, man?
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40. Cause it's a good song, man.
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45. Oh, oh, here we go.
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46. Look, look, it's tuba girl.
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47. Hey! Hey, your tuba is so big and sexy!
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50. Hey, at least she knows
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56. So you can make out with nick?
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57. Oh, wait, you already
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58. Shut up man !
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59. Hey, i'm really, really
sorry he said that, you know?
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61. No, really. He didn't mean it, you know?
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62. Whatever. no big deal.
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63. Yeah? yeah.
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65. Neal's dad is performing
emergency dental surgery tonight.
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67. Yeah, last week he told me about this lady
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68. Who slipped on the ice onto the sidewalk
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in the roof of her mouth
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out, like, a gallon of blood.
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74. Well, what a charming story.
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75. Oh, so lindsay, have you
seen ordinary peopleyet?
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76. No, i haven't seen it.
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82. No, i'm not gonna see it.
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83. It's not funny.
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85. Oh, no, thank you.
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87. Can lead to heart disease.
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88. Oh.
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90. An a-what-ee?
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91. That's one what the heck is that?
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92. Of those expensive video games, isn't it?
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93. No, no, it's not expensive.
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94. Yeah, well, whatever it
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95. And time.
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97. Are full of video game players.
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99. Well, they're gonna be. trust me.
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100. But dr. Schweiber told neal
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101. He was gonna get him an
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102. Oh, i asked for it.
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103. That doesn't mean i'm gonna get it.
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109. I have to do some research
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113. Bye, linze.
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114. Don't even try it.
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115. Hey, sorry i'm so late.
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116. Well, thanks to you we had to
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117. Can you ever not be sarcastic?
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118. I'm sarcastic?
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119. All right, andopolis, come on.
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120. I'm getting some more fries.
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121. Hey. hey.
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122. I think i'm gonna go pee.
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123. So, lindsay, what is the deal with you two?
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124. Do you still like nick?
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125. No. I'm just tryin to be friends again.
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126. Forget it. you'll never be friends.
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127. Maybe in, like, 2 years.
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129. Until nick gets another girlfriend.
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130. And then you're just gonna want him back
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131. And then this whole thing
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132. I'm not gonna want him back.
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133. All right. Yeah, sure.
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135. 'Cause he's obviously
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136. No, he's not. nick is the one
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137. Who broke up with me, remember?
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138. Oh, yeah, lindsay, like that fooled anybody?
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143. Well, what am i supposed to be, mean?
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144. No, don't be mean.
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146. I don't know-
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148. Believe me, if he knew what
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149. I can't help it, man, i'm just-
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150. I'm so in love with her.
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151. Right. No kidding.
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152. Look, you gotta stop being
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153. That's how you blew it the first time.
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154. Oh, like you're the expert, or something?
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155. You and kim fight all the time.
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156. Yeah, but check my new strategy.
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157. See, she can flap her lips all she wants,
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158. I ain't fighting back.
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159. Sooner or later, she runs out of gas.
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160. That is a brilliant plan.
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161. Only took you 2 years to figure that out?
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162. It's like the tortoise
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163. Little rabbit gets tired,
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164. Guess who wins?
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165. Are we still talking about the same thing ?
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166. Nick, you want to get lindsay back,
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167. You gotta give her the cold shoulder.
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169. That doesn't seem right.
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174. Jeez, man, wedon't want
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176. Yeah, nick. we need our space.
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177. Hey, neal, your mom's here.
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179. Oh, god, don't ask.
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180. My serve was in the crapper.
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181. I'm telling you, i'm
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182. Every time i swing that
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183. I'd spend more time on the court
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185. Oh, really?
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191. I know that feeling.
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192. Hello, baby angel.
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193. Baby angel.
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194. Shh, shh, shh.
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195. Thank you again for letting
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196. He is welcome any time.
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197. All right, well, ciao.
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198. Bye.
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199. Ciao. Ha ha!
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200. Hey, amy.
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201. Hey, lindsay.
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202. Nice threads.
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203. Nice voice.
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205. Where's the rest of the
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206. Well, looks like you ate 'em.
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207. Yeah, ken, when are the twins due?
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208. That's not nice.
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210. No, he's just a pain in my ass.
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211. Oh, it's all right.
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212. See you later, elvis.
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213. Good luck with those muttonchops.
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214. Look at this.
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216. Oh, no, we're just browsing, thank you.
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217. See a demonstration?
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220. Anything cooked that fast
can't be good for you.
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221. Well, you know what? I'll
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222. If he was the one doing the cooking, right?
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223. Ha ha. Moo.
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224. Just kidding.
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225. Frozen solid. now watch this.
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226. Think of all the free time
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227. Mom, i'm gonna look at the ataris, ok?
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228. Ok, sweetie.
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231. Yeah.
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232. 30 seconds.
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233. Oh, my gosh, you're kidding me.
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234. Dr. Schweiber?
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238. Oh, yeah?
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242. Because i believe they're better barbecued.
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245. Uh, from high school.
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247. And, uh, carol, this
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248. Oh, very nice to meet you, sam.
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249. Yeah, we just ran into each
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250. Mm-hmm.
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260. You can keep a secret for
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261. All right, gimme some.
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263. Anyway, caro all right.
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267. Oh, that would be great, yeah.
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269. Good-bye, dr. Schweiber.
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273. Oh, yeah, i heard that.
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283. All right! we'll go! Shut up!
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288. Isn't laser dome just a bunch
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293. Yeah, especially if you have your hand
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295. Ooh.
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299. Is it just me or did it
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300. I'm gonna go get something to eat.
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302. Mmm. yeah.
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310. Oh, long story.
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311. Let's just say she's a cheap little slut
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314. Lindsay, that's not the point.
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329. So, uh, shall we say asteroids,
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330. My place, 3:30?
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331. Yeah, if that's when you
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332. Yeah, yeah, 3:30 sounds great.
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333. All right. if you'll excuse me,
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353. Bill, i don't know. it was a hug.
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363. No, but he'll freak.
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366. That's easy for you to say.
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424. I mean, it might not be horrible,
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425. But if it is true, it
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473. A slut like wendy franklin
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474. In a certain place-
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475. Let's just say the laser dome-
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476. Would you really want to hang out there?
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477. She's got a point.
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478. Wouldn't you be a little wigged out
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479. By the idea that your boyfriend
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480. Did things with this slut
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481. In the very same seat
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482. You could be sitting in?
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483. Can i go to the bathroom?
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484. Hey.
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485. I regret it.
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486. You're so full of crap, daniel.
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487. What if i'm not?
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488. Well, are you?
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489. I don't think so.
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490. Yes, thank you so much.
that's-that's great.
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491. All right, thanks.
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492. Sam, is that you?
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493. Hey, hold it right there, mister.
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494. Now, you know i don't mind
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495. If you don't come home
right away after school,
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496. But you have to call me and
let me know where you are.
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497. Sorry, i was at neal's
house playing the atari.
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498. I guess we lost track of time.
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499. They got him that tv game?
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500. I thought they were
waiting for his birthday.
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501. Um, i have to do my homework.
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502. Ok, dinner will be ready in about an hour.
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503. Oh, and you have to get
to bed early tonight.
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504. You have a dental appointment
at 7:00 tomorrow morning.
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505. What?!
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506. Yeah, dr. Schweiber just called.
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507. He said he could fit you in
early for your 6-month check-up.
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508. Sam, did you take my pink floyd album?
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509. No.
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510. What's the matter?
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511. Why do people have affairs?
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512. Maybe they meet someone
that they like better.
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513. Well, do you think dr.
schweiber would ha an affair?
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514. I never ought about it.
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515. Do you think dad would have an affair?
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516. Dad?
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517. Somebody call me?
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518. What's so funny?
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519. Finish your homework.
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520. Have a seat.
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521. Dr. Schweiber will be with you in a minute.
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522. Hello, sam.
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523. Hey. hey.
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524. Open, please.
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525. A little wider.
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526. Thank you.
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527. Tongue, please.
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528. No, back. Back. bad tongue.
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529. You know what?
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530. I think that you and me need to talk.
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531. What about?
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532. Well, for starters, you were acting
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533. A little differently
when i saw you yesterday.
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534. Open, please.
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535. And, i tell you, i was a little bit hurt.
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536. I-i just didn't feel well.
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537. Well, you know what i think?
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538. I think that you may have thought
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539. You saw something that you
didn't see the other night.
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540. I didn't see anything.
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541. Spit.
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542. And, uh, you didn't say anything to neal
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543. Or to anybody else about
meeting my friend, hmm?
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544. No. good.
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545. Some people love nothing more
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546. Than gossiping about...
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547. About seeing someone spending time
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548. With another woman who isn't their wife.
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549. Well, you can rest assured
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550. That nothing happened
between me and my friend.
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551. You do believe me, don't you?
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552. I believe you.
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553. You know, when i was younger,
i didn't have many dates.
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554. Met mrs. Schweiber back in college
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555. And, you know, she's a wonderful woman
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556. And she keeps a beautiful home.
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557. It's just that when you
get older, you get bored.
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558. You know?
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559. No, not really.
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560. It's just
- it gets so hard, sam.
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561. I feel that there's
something missing in my life
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562. And i think i deserve the chance
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563. To find out what that something is.
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564. Don't you?
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565. I-i don't know.
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566. Yeah.
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567. I promise you, things will
be back to normal pretty soon.
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568. All i need is time.
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569. In the meantime, um,
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570. I can count on you and me
keeping this just between us?
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571. Sure.
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572. Ok.
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573. Well, w the bad news, bud.
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574. You got a cavity.
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575. No, he wasn't on the bus this morning.
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576. Man, i feel really bad, you know?
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577. Yeah, so do i. I knew we
shouldn't have told him.
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578. Hey.
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579. So, are you still mad at us?
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580. No.
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581. I'm actually glad you guys told me.
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582. I was wrong about your dad.
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583. He cleaned my teeth this morning.
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584. I'm sure nothing happened.
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585. Well, i don't know.
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586. After what you guys said,
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587. I went through some of his stuff...
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588. And i found this.
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589. Yeah? So what?
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590. This clicker isn't for our garage door.
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591. I tested it. why would he have it?
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592. Well, maybe it belongs
to just a friend of his
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593. Who left it there.
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594. Yeah, a female friend.
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595. I saw this donahueonce
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596. About husbands that cheat.
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597. You can't do it at home, right?
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598. So they all had secret love nests.
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599. Maybe your dad has a secret love nest.
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600. There's only one way to find out.
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601. Hey, ken.
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602. Oh. Lindsay.
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603. Look, i was talking to daniel-
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604. And he said that i wanted to nail amy
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605. And you're here to tell
me that it'll never happen.
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606. No. He didn't sayyou wanted to nail her.
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607. He wanted me to ask her if sheanted
to go to laser dome tonight.
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608. Oh.
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609. So, do you want me to do it?
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610. 'Cause i want to make sure
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611. That you want me to do it before i do it.
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612. I want you to do it.
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613. Are you gonna be nice to her?
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614. 'Cause i'm not gonna do it
if you're gonna be a jerk.
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615. Of course i'll be nice to her.
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616. I'll be an angel.
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617. Forget it.
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618. Lindsay.
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619. I'm serious.
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620. Ok.
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621. Do you think that there's any chance
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622. That this may actually happen?
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623. Oh, my god.
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624. What?
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625. You really like her, don't you?
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626. I feel odd.
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627. So, i told my mom i was
eating at your house,
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628. And bill told his mom he
was eating at my house,
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629. So that should give us some time.
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630. When are we really gonna eat? I'm hungry.
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631. Do you think we're gonna find this house?
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632. Well, we'll never know if we don't try.
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633. Well, what are you gonna do if we find her?
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634. I'm gonna say, hey, lady,
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635. You want to mess with the schweiber family?
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636. Is that what you want? ok-boom!
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637. Head butt
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638. Hey
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639. Amy!
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640. Oh, hey, lindsay. what are you doing here?
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641. I just came to say hi.
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642. That was really great.
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643. Makes me wish i played an instrument.
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644. Yeah, you should join band.
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645. Well, i'm kind of taking
a break from activities.
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646. I quit the mathletes. twice.
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647. Yeah, millie told me.
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648. So, anyway, um,
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649. I know this is kind of out of the blue,
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650. But i know this guy-ken.
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651. He's got a crush on you.
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652. Do i know him?
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653. Well, you kind of met him the other night.
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654. Was he the guy who was making fun of me?
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655. Yeah, he's a total wise-ass,
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656. But that's how he shows that he likes you.
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657. It's just this weird sense
of humor, i don't know.
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658. So, if you're not doing anything,
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659. We were gonna go to laser dome tonight.
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660. Why? laser dome sucks.
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661. Yeah, that's what i thought you'd say.
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662. I totally understand.
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663. But i'll go.
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664. Really?
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665. Yeah, i mean, why not?
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666. Ken's cute, don't you think?
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667. Uh-huh.
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668. I love those funky sideburns.
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669. Don't you just want to
reach out and touch them?
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670. Heh. Do i.
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671. Let the good times roll
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672. Let them knock you around
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673. Let the good times roll
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674. Let them make you a clown
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675. Let them lead you up in the air
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676. Let therush, you rock 'n' roll
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677. Let the good times roll
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678. Tell you one thing. when i get married,
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679. I'm never gonna cheat on my wife.
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680. Even if she gets old and fat.
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681. Yeah.
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682. I'd be hap
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683. Py just togeta wife.
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684. But i don't think i want the kind
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685. That's gonna get old and fat.
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686. I don't even know how you even getonegirl.
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687. How does anyone get two?
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688. You know what would be cool, guys ?
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689. To find a girl in a bottle,
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690. Like-like i dream of jeannie.
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691. I'd like to make out with
her on that little couch.
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692. Yeah. Cindy would look
good in those puffy pants.
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693. You think your dad's
ever cheated on your mom?
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694. No, no, i don't think so.
my dad's a little too old
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695. To want to make out with anyone.
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696. Yeah. I'm startin' to wish my dad
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697. Was as old as yours.
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698. May be you're just doin'it wrong.
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699. Oh. Man, i almost had a heart attack.
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700. Eliz the big one!
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701. Abeth... I'm comin' to join you, honey.
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702. Shouldn't we go home?
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703. I don't think this is working.
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704. We just started!
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705. Yeah right... 3 hours ago.
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706. Boy, this is exciting.
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707. I could've seen this outside for free.
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708. Youareseeing it for free.
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709. I paid for your ticket.
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710. Yeah, a whol
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711. E $2.00. How you gonna live without it?
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712. Hey, uh...can i
- can i buy you a pop?
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713. No, thanks.
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714. How about a lemonade?
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715. No. That's ok.
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716. Chocolate milk shake?
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717. I'm really not thirsty. but thanks.
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718. Ok, yeah, no problem.
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719. It's, uh...yeah. sorry.
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720. Hey. Are you hungry?
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721. Actually, i could go for a hot dog.
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722. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You want one? It's on me.
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723. Sure. Yeah.
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724. Thanks.
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725. Wow. This song really rocks.
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726. Yeah. Next time, you should
bring your tuba and...jam.
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727. She seemed to like me, right?
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728. Yeah.
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729. See the show
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730. Man. I haven't been here
since, like...fifth grade.
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731. Boy, you must've been
really cute in fifth grade...
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732. With your little blond pigtails.
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733. Ohhh...
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734. See?
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735. Now i've already got a crick in my neck.
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736. Oh. Well, why don't you lean the seat back?
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737. It goes back, silly.
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738. Oh.
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739. Lean your head back.
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740. There. is that better?
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741. Mm-hmm.
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742. Good.
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743. Did you lean your head back with that slut?
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744. Hey, look. Isn't that the big dipper?
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745. God! Whatisit with you?
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746. You're acting so weird!
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747. Am i?
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748. Ohh! You're driving me insane.
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749. Excuse me!
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750. Hey, come here.
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751. Don't touch.
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752. Don't talk to her.
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753. No singing
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754. Right.
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755. Thanks.
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756. Floyd rules!
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757. Comfortably numb!
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758. Yeah!
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759. What the hell's goin' on?
what happened to floyd?
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760. That's next week, man.
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761. Tonight's southern rock night.
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762. Yee-haw!
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763. The devil went down to georgia
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764. He was lookin' for a soul to steal
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765. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
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766. He was willin' to make a deal
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767. When he came across this
young man sawin' on a fiddle
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768. And playin' it hot
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769. And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
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770. And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
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771. "I guess you didn't know it
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772. "But i'm a fiddle player, too"
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773. I don't know.
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774. It happened. It's like
being in the twilight zone.
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775. "But give the devil his due"
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776. "I bet a fiddle of go against your soul"
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777. "'Cause i think i'm better'n you"
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778. Been to a million houses, neal.
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779. How-how many more are we gonna do, anyway?
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780. As many as it takes.
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781. I don't think we'll find it.
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782. Then go home.
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783. It could be way on the other side of town.
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784. Then we'll find it there.
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785. Right now we're lookin' here.
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786. Hey.
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787. Neal!
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788. I gotta go home.
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789. My parents are gonna be worried.
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790. Yeah me too.
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791. My mom doesn't like to watchdallasalone.
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792. I can't believe it.
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793. I can't believe you guys
are gonna bail on me!
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794. We can look tomorrow. i promise.
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795. But if i don't go now, i'm gonna be in s-
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796. Well, i'm lookin' now.
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797. If this wasyo your dad,
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798. U wouldn't be in such a hurry to get home.
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799. I'd be there for
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800. Neal!
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801. Hey.
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802. Oh. Hey.
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803. How's it goin'?
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804. Good...i think.
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805. You kiss her yet?
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806. Lay off, man.
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807. All right. but if you're waiting
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808. For her to jumpyourbones,
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809. You might asell forget it.
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810. I'm not. Ok?
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811. All right.
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812. Why?
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813. 'Cause she's a band chick, man.
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814. You're gonna have to make the first move.
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815. Like, should i just say, you
know yeah. That's perfect.
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816. Yeah? What are you, a freaking 'mo?
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817. No!
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818. Look. It's easy.
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819. Just stare at her. right? Don't look away.
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820. Keep starin' at her.
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821. Soonerr later, you'll have to kiss...
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822. 'Cause there's noin' else to do.
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823. Got it?
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824. Yeah.
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825. Here she comes.
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826. Do it.
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827. Thanks.
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828. I think i could stay with you
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829. For a while, maybe longer
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830. Much longer if i knew
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831. Hey, w, baby
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835. Yeah. Ha ha. it's not that bad.
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836. Ha ha ha! Yeah.
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837. Hey, nick.
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838. Yeah?
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839. I...know i've been acting like a bitch.
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840. I just... didn't want to...
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841. Lead you on, and i know
it's so stupid, but...
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842. I thought that you might still like me.
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843. Wow.
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844. You're really conceited.
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845. What are you doing?
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846. Nothin'.
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847. Why are you staring at me?
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848. Am i-am i starin' at you?
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849. Yeah.
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850. What's the deal?
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851. I want to kiss you.
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852. Um...
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853. Ok.
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854. What?
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855. If i leave here tomorrow
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856. What?
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857. Would you still remember me?
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858. Well, i must be travelin' on now
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859. Well. It's about time
you got home, young man.
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860. Your mother and i have
something to tell you.
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861. What?
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862. That maybe sometimes it's ok
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863. To spend a little extra money
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864. On such a good kid.
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865. Yeah. Maybe you can teach me
about those space invaders. Huh?
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866. Oh...
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867. Dad.
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868. Boy. Must've really wanted that game, huh?
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869. I'd be lyin' if i didn't
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