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- Hey.
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You know, no harm, no foul.
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- I'm gonna go to work.
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I'm terrible with faces.
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You've got the recognizable one.
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- Unfortunately.
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of the base. Ops/Comm.
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poker game on Friday nights.
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cleaned up off my crew last week.
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he won Eric's whole ration of lasagna.
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your CAPCOM, and that's Mark.
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- I'm not— Yeah.
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Call whoever you want.
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- Will do.
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That's not good. Warning tone.
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- Aleida.
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- Well, why not?
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- No, of course. Go.
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- Yeah, you too.
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It's like a village up here.
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Our first ever guest from the moon.
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I'll see you soon, Johnny.
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- It serves its purpose.
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from the south pole of the moon.
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nine-to-fivers a sunny day on 88,5,
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of K-Billy's Sounds of the '70s.
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- Houston's 96,7. The Brick.
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on the horizon and Milky Way above
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bigger than you can imagine.
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but be in awe of the universe.
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- Yeah.
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- No, a flock of mules.
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- I think you mean a herd.
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- As you were.
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- Yeah.
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- A feast.
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and we could catch the late-night.
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- Grab your oxygen mask.
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422. - What?
- Your mask.
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423. Jesus Christ.
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424. High carbon dioxide alarm.
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425. - High CO2? In which module?
- Can't tell!
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426. Toxic atmosphere detected.
Everyone prepare for possible evacuation.
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427. This is not a drill.
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428. I repeat, this is not a drill.
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429. False alarm, folks.
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430. What the hell happened?
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431. Computer read a spike in CO2.
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432. Looks like we had a blocked vent
in crew quarters B.
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433. Oh, God.
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434. I'm sorry. I can't sleep.
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435. I can't sleep, so I was just trying to—
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436. Tracy, we're one month
into your tour up here.
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437. And honestly, things aren't
going very well, are they?
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438. No, sir.
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439. And you've got five more months to go.
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440. I guess I've been having trouble...
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441. adjusting to life up here.
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442. Let me give you some advice.
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443. This is my second tour, and...
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444. I've learned that being up here
on Jamestown,
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445. living in the same space day after day,
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446. you just have to embrace the—
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447. Have you been drinking?
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448. - You're drunk.
- No, I'm just—
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449. You're one of three LSAM pilots
on this base.
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450. What if this had been a real emergency
and we had to evacuate?
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451. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- No, you're not fine.
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452. This is completely unacceptable.
I'm writing you up.
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453. Hey. Don't do that.
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454. If you report me to Houston,
they'll ground me.
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455. This is my life.
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456. Please.
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457. Could you please just give me
one more chance?
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458. All right.
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459. But the special treatment is over, okay?
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460. Okay.
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461. - No more interviews. No more press.
- No problem.
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462. And I'm assigning you
to work a training detail on B shift...
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463. in addition to your normal duties.
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464. Double shift.
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465. - Which means you'll be—
- Be hot racking it.
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466. If you don't like it, you can
sleep on the floor for all I care.
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467. That'll be all.
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468. Hey, Deke.
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469. I finally made it to the moon.
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470. I don't know what people see
in this fucking place.
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471. It's just a big ball of gray dirt.
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472. I don't know. I just thought
it was gonna be somethin'.
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473. I just feel like... I'm...
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474. just drifting out here...
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475. alone.
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476. No one to talk to.
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477. Except maybe for you.
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478. If you could, you'd tell me
to shut the hell up, but...
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479. you can't, so...
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480. sorry you're stuck listening to me.
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481. I miss my boys.
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482. I miss my bed.
Hell, I even miss my bathtub.
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483. I know.
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484. I know. What do I have to complain about?
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485. I gotta quit my whining. I know.
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486. I should be happy.
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487. I got everything I ever wanted.
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488. It's just that now, now that I'm here...
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489. I don't know...
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490. it's just so...
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491. empty.
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492. Dad?
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493. Hey, boys.
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494. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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495. Just training.
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496. Like the closet?
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497. Yeah. Like the closet.
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498. What closet?
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499. I found him in the closet
with his space helmet on the other day.
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500. Everything okay, Dad?
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501. Yeah. You've been acting kinda weird.
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502. Yeah. I'm okay.
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503. I'm just getting ready
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504. A lot to keep track of, you know?
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505. A lot to wrap your mind around.
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506. Gotta be prepared.
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507. - Is it working?
- Yeah.
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508. Kind of. You know, not as...
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509. not as well as I'd like, but...
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510. Is this about what
happened up there last time?
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511. What do you know about that?
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512. I mean, mainly just what
was in all the reports on TV.
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513. You had to fly Mrs. Poole back
when she broke her arm
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514. and that things were different after.
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515. You never went up again.
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516. Yeah.
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517. You know, you...
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518. you try to hold everything together.
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519. Try to be strong for your family.
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520. You know, tell 'em that you're safe...
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521. and that you're gonna be okay.
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522. But the...
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523. truth is, boys...
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524. it's not always gonna be okay.
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525. Sometimes...
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526. shit happens that you can't control.
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527. Things can go wrong in a second.
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528. And you realize that...
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529. I realized up there that I was weak.
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530. I was afraid.
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531. So... I'm just trying to
burn that from my head.
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532. You know, that fear.
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533. Before I go back up.
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534. How's it going?
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535. Not great.
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536. Maybe we can help.
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537. I wish you could, bud, but—
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538. I think Jimmy has an idea.
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539. - Cannonball!
- You dick!
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540. Going under.
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541. When did this happen?
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542. I'd say like two months ago.
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543. - Disco dancing?
- He loves it.
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544. - Wow.
- He and Peter go every Saturday night.
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545. And by now, they're probably
well into the hustle.
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546. Does he wear
the whole vest and collar thing?
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547. Oh, yeah, the whole getup.
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548. - This round is on the house.
- Thanks, Karen.
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549. Karen, that's really not necessary.
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550. Nonsense. It's so good to see you again.
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551. Yeah, I have to admit, when I heard
you bought the place I was surprised.
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552. Yeah, so was I. Trust me.
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553. You've done a pretty good job
of making it look...
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554. - Less like a shithole?
- Yeah.
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555. Yeah. Baby steps though. Baby steps.
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556. Still not sure about those.
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557. Oh, yes, those. You and everybody else.
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558. Hey, if you ever wanna get back
behind the bar, you let me know.
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559. No, no, no. Thank you, but...
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560. I live in Austin now with my girlfriend.
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561. That's really wonderful.
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562. Congratulations.
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563. You're welcome back here
anytime, all right?
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564. - Thanks, Karen.
- Okay.
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565. Cheers.
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566. Cheers.
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567. So you said Larry
was working at Boeing now?
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568. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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569. He likes it.
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570. Decent hours. Not as stressful.
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571. You've really... just made a life of it.
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572. Are you thinking of having kids or...
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573. I don't know.
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574. We've talked about it.
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575. Elise definitely wants kids.
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576. But not you?
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577. I've had my fill of slurring,
slobbering humans.
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578. I'm sure.
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579. Did you...
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580. You ever figure out
which poem was about you?
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581. Took me a long time to write that.
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582. To be able to write that. It's...
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583. Yeah.
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584. Well, anyway, it was a long time ago.
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585. Finally got my shit together.
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586. Finished my master's at UT.
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587. Might stick with teaching. Not sure.
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588. Unless... I become the next poet laureate.
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589. Of course. Goes without saying.
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590. Yeah.
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591. I should probably be heading back.
It's getting late.
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592. Drive all the way back to Austin tonight.
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593. Right. Okay.
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594. This was nice.
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595. Yeah. It was.
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596. So, I guess this is goodbye then.
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597. I guess so.
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598. Bye, Ellen.
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599. Bye.
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600. What do you think is in those cases?
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601. I'll tell you one thing,
it's not sticks and stones.
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602. Welcome to Jamestown.
I'm Al Rossi, commander of the base.
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603. After you're all settled in, we'll have
a debrief in my quarters about your—
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604. - your mission up here.
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605. Bernitz, it's my understanding that
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606. It is.
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607. Well, we have a little tradition
we like to do for new arrivals.
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608. Charles Bernitz, I hereby christen
thee the new Linus of Jamestown.
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609. - Linus?
- It's from Peanuts.
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610. Stevens, you'll be training Charles here
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611. on advanced LSAM operations
for their mission.
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612. He's SIM certified but obviously
hasn't flown it up here. Clear?
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613. Well, aye, aye, sir.
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614. Now, why don't you show them
to crew quarters A
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615. and then you can give the Linus here
the standard orientation.
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616. Copy that. Follow me, y'all.
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617. Do I have to go by Linus?
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618. You'll get used to it.
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619. Wow.
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620. You used to have that exact same
NASA ashtray on your coffee table.
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621. Well, that's the actual one.
Finally just found the right place for it.
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622. - Good night, guys. Thanks for today.
- Thank you, Karen. See you tomorrow.
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623. I remember this one time me and Jimmy were
at your house for a sleepover.
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624. It was really late.
We were being really stupid,
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625. and Admiral Baldwin
was getting really, really upset.
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626. We were all pretty much terrified of him.
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627. Yeah, he can be
a little intimidating sometimes.
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628. Well, the bedroom door
comes flying open and you come out.
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629. Thank God it wasn't Admiral Baldwin.
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630. - And you said, "Dang it, boys!"
- Dang it?
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631. Yeah, even at the time
I was like what adult says "dang it"?
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632. Me, apparently.
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633. And then you said,
"Knock it off and go to bed right now."
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634. You said it real loud
so that Admiral Baldwin could hear.
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635. And then you went like this.
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636. And you whispered, "Just keep it down."
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637. That was great.
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638. And I always thought, "Best mom ever."
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639. You know, or at least top five.
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640. Really? Top five?
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641. Okay, who was better?
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642. Mrs. Henry had those
chocolate chip cookies with walnuts.
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643. - What about my ambrosia?
- I suppressed that memory.
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644. Come on. No, you didn't.
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645. I do remember this other time I was
supposed to come over early for lunch.
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646. I'd gotten there.
The door was unlocked, so I came in.
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647. I heard music playing.
I think it was Elvis.
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648. - Oh, no.
- Yeah. And there you were
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649. in the middle of the living room
just dancing.
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650. By yourself.
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651. I mean, I've never seen anyone
dance by themselves before.
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652. Of course. What kinda nut
dances alone in the middle of the day?
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653. You know, I still think about Shane...
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654. pretty much every day.
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655. Yeah, it's the dividing line in my life.
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656. Before and after, like...
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657. BC and AD.
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658. When he was here and... after he was gone.
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659. Me too.
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660. Good work today, Danny.
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661. It's my job.
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662. No, it's not.
Your job is to protect our nation.
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663. Okay.
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664. - Okay, my summer job.
- Yeah.
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665. - Dang it.
- Don't you dare.
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