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58. "Are American women falling behindtheir counterparts in the Soviet Union?"
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89. to survey for potential sitesfor the base.
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110. We're on track to actually beatthe Soviets for a change. We can't keep—
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115. Well, I think he's aware.
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117. is pointing it out on a daily basis.
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118. Can't just put a woman on the moon. She has to be an astronaut.
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120. And I can't just train one woman.
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121. I'll need at least 20 candidatesto find one who can pass muster.
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122. For God's sake, Deke.
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123. This is just something to throw thewomen's libbers and The New York Times.
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125. Just find a nice-enough lookinglady pilot, put her in a space suit,
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126. teach her to walk down the goddamn ladder, and take her picture.
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127. Nobody gets into a spacecraftin this program that I haven't certified.
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128. The second that changes, my resignation will be on your desk.
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129. I don't think any of us, includingthe president, would enjoy the bad press
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131. It's fine.
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135. with hundreds or thousands of hoursof flight time.
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138. Program was killed before theycould attend flight training in Pensacola.
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139. I remember.
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140. John Glenn really hated that whole thing.
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141. Well, Glenn's not flying anymore.
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142. And he's a Democrat, so his opinion doesn't matter.
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143. Are any of these ladies still flying? What was this? Ten years ago?
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150. won several racing awards, qualifiedin single and multi-engine aircraft,
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152. but she's not really whatthe president's looking for.
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153. The hell does that mean?
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154. I mean, she's a bit rough around the edges.
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155. We need Marlo Thomas, not Danny Thomas.
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156. Jesus Christ, Shorty. This isn't a beauty contest.
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157. I'm telling you, the president is gonnawant a more enticing woman
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158. to be America's first Moon Maiden.
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159. "Moon Maiden"?
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160. - I'm working on a press release.-Keep working.
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161. Well, maybe she'll get lucky and wash outin favor of a Playmate of the Month.
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162. But for now...
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165. She passed the Mercury testwith flying colors.
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167. She'll do.
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168. Danielle Poole.
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169. Twenty-five years old, has a bachelor's of math and science—
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170. Perfect. She's in.
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171. Hang on. I'm not letting her in just because she's black.
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172. That's exactly why you're letting her in.
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173. I do not need Jesse Jackson up my ass
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174. or Ralph Abernathy back here withhis damn mules making all that commotion.
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175. This timewe're getting ahead of the story.
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176. She's got 1,500 hours in the air,a commercial pilot's license,
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177. and she already works here at NASA.
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178. She's an engineerover with the computer ladies.
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180. Fine.
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182. Not quite.
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183. Great. Now what?
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184. Just got off the phone with Ron Ziegler.
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185. Who?
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186. White House press secretary. This won't be good either.
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187. Ziegler remembered this articlefrom a couple years ago
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188. and showed it to the president, who thought it was a great idea.
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189. Thought what was a great idea?
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190. Gordo will lose his mind.
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191. Be serious, Shorty.
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193. We do not have one John Glennin that group, and it's not even close.
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194. I don't know. A couple of them looklike they're starting to lose their hair.
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195. Who in this groupis the all-American girl?
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198. John Glenn wasn't "John Glenn'until he became "John Glenn."
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199. John Glenn was always "John Glenn."And that's why he was chosen for Mercury.
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200. If the president wants Tracy Stevens, then Tracy Stevens he will have.
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201. America's space couple.
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203. She's a mother, for Chrissake.How's she gonna manage that?
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204. Get her a nanny.
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205. - What if she says no?-Change her mind.
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206. - What if she flunks out?-See that she doesn't.
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208. I didn't say put her on a crew.I said don't flunk her out.
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209. She can be the goddamn mascotfor all I care. But she's in.
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210. You think Gordo's gonna be all right withhis wife working the same place he does?
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211. How'd you like to see Barbarain the hallways, Tom?
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212. Or Mary?
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214. Come on. We can't do this.
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216. I don't care what you have to do. Just do it. She's in.
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219. Yes.
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221. Yes, I'll do it.
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222. - Great news.-There's my girl.
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223. Everyone's going to be very happyto hear that, Tracy.
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224. - Welcome aboard.-I won't let you down, Deke.
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225. No worries there, Tracy.
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226. See you back at the ranch.
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227. Holy shit.
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229. That is crazy. I mean, wow.
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231. Sure. Why wouldn't I be?
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232. I mean, if you think it's a good idea, then I'm all for it.
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233. - What's Deke giving you?-Huh? No, Deke— I mean, you know Deke.
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236. I mean, he's a son of a bitch on that front.
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237. Let me tell you.
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239. - Fifteen. He gave me slot on Apollo 15.-There it is. Yeah.
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240. That does not matter right now.
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241. What's important is you.
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242. You're gonna be an astronaut candidate.
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243. No. I'm gonna be an astronaut.
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244. One day I'm gonna have one of those pinson my collar just like you.
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245. Someone's got a fire up her ass.
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246. I like it. A lot.
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248. No, let's try the new Chinese place.I'll go get dressed.
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249. Hey, come on, you look great.
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250. I'll only be a minute.
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260. I mean, it's just embarrassing, Ed.
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261. Orders, you know. Straight from the top.
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272. You've taken enormous risks over yearsto get where you are. And now what?
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273. Now these women, they're just gonnawaltz in and get pinned and fly.
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275. Look. Ed, she's not remotely capableof doing what you do.
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279. - Jesus, Ed.-'Course you're right. You're 100% right.
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286. I'm Tracy.
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287. Danielle.
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289. I had a feeling you'd be here, Molly.
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292. Yeah. Well, it's good to knowyou'll be right behind me.
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293. Just like the old days.
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294. Ladies, take your seats. We'll get this show on the road.
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295. My name is Deke Slayton.
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296. I'm head of the astronaut office, and I'm here to welcome you to NASA.
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297. Congratulations. As of this moment, you are officially astronaut candidates.
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298. Affectionately referred tofrom this point on as ASCANs.
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299. You come from near and farand all across America.
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304. No.
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315. I'll post results periodically.
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323. in violation of the Space Treaty of 1967.
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327. Fifty bucks says this whole thingdoesn't make it past month two.
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328. I don't know.
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329. I think we're going all the way this time, Molly.
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330. Last time you said that, we ended upspending the night in a Tulsa drunk tank.
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332. Yeah.
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336. Couple times.
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340. - You sound like my mother.-Yeah, that can't be good.
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341. It's not.
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343. She's carrying too much speed.
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344. Told ya.
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348. Shit.
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350. Cabin pressure's good, Trace.
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353. Got a good blinker, Commander Baldwin.
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354. Start with an easy turn to the left.
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355. You push the throttle on a prop plane, you get an immediate result.
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356. Jets, you gotta think way ahead.
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357. - Copy that.-Let's make an easy turn to the right.
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360. You ready to crash,I mean, land this sucker?
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361. Copy that. Yes, sir.
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362. Remember what we talked aboutthe other day. T-38 lands fast.
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363. So, you come in slow, you'll stall. Come in fast, you'll land long.
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364. Copy that.
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366. Watch your airspeed. 170, you're fast. Push the throttles back.
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367. All right, still fast, 160. Keep working the throttles off.
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368. Here we go. Now flare. Nose up. Nose up.
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369. Women applicants will be interviewed todayfor the new space program
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370. that will send an Americanman and woman team of astronauts
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371. as the first couple on the moon.
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372. Hello?
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374. Hi, Mom.
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375. - Hi, baby. How was your day?-Good.
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376. Missed you.
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378. It's fine. Boys already had their dinner.
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380. Hey, you two, cut it out.Do not point those at each other.
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381. Yeah, we were doing emergency egress drills,
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382. and so, there's no wayto handle a phone in that suit.
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383. It's no problem, honestly.
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384. Yeah, Ed told methat you made it through the first cut.
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387. Yeah, Ed's...
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390. I'm glad that he's been a help.
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394. 'Course he is.
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398. Well, it's not supposed to be easy, Tracy.
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401. - Thank you.-You're welcome. See you soon, buddy.
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414. But if you hit the atmosphere too shallow, you'll just bounce off back into space.
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427. Hell's bells, Cobb.
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429. Rack 'em.
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430. - You notice it yet?-What's that?
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433. 'Cause you know what we are?
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434. We're change in living color.
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435. Us standing here means that
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436. their time on top of the shitpile'scoming to a close,
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437. and they don't like it one bit.
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438. Give it up, Doyle.
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439. They'll get around to screwin' us over, just like they did last time.
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440. Not them I'm worried about.
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441. Look at them.
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442. They just waltzed into this program
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443. like we weren't trying to get this doneten years ago.
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444. Come on. They're not so bad.
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445. They got no idea how hard it's gonna be
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446. when the shit hits the fanand they shut this thing down.
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447. And you know it's gonna happen, right?
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448. And they all have to go backto their miserable little lives
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449. in bumfuck wherever.
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450. I feel sorry for 'em.
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451. Except for the astro wife.
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452. She is gonna be just fine going backto her cushy little life and her hubby.
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453. The scariest thing I ever flewwas an S-2 Pitts.
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454. Oh, damn.
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455. That aircraft will kill youin a heartbeat.
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456. - Yeah.-Mm-hmm.
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457. Wow.
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458. How about you, Tracy?
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459. Well, you know.
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460. My brother actually taught me to flyin a Piper Cub.
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461. It's not state of the art or anything,I know, but...
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462. You know, actually...
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463. One time, he had me try the AT-6.
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464. Oh, golly.
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465. And that move from 40 to 600 horsepower...
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466. it was a real eye-opener.
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467. I'll bet.
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468. No, but, if I'm honest,
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469. I haven't really flown muchin the last few years, so...
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470. Well, that's understandable.You got two kids.
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471. Yeah, I guess.
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472. I mean...
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473. flying just didn't seem like an optionas a career, you know?
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474. I ended up a nurse.
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475. NICU... for a while anyway.
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476. I was a secretary.
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477. Switchboard operator.
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478. Computer.
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479. What's that?
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480. We did calculationsand some engineering at NASA.
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481. But that wasn't nearly as glamorousas all this.
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482. You know what? Gordo gave meso much shit for coming here tonight.
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483. - Come on.-I'm serious.
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484. He said he wouldn't even have dreamtof stepping foot in this place,
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485. in the Outpost, unless he had his astronaut pin.
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486. It's not a church.It's a bar with a roach problem.
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487. Mm-hmm.
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488. Some of these guys actlike it's a nightly communion.
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489. - Oh, yeah.-They're not the only ones.
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490. Well, Patty's nice.
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491. Molly, she's...
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492. I don't know.I just thought she'd be more encouraging.
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493. - Mm-hmm.-You know?
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494. She's not here to make friends. And she's right.
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495. I mean, I like all of you, but only one of us is gonna be chosen.
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496. Well...
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497. till then, can I buy y'all another round?
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498. Yes.
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499. Yes.
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500. Blackjack, Houston for Danielle.
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502. Copy that, Houston.I've got barber poles on fuel cell one.
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503. The other two talk-backs are nominal.
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504. Snap to it.
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505. You okay?
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506. Yeah. Early morning.
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507. Blackjack, Houston for Tracy.
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508. Please open all four Helium-1 iso valves.
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509. Copy that, Houston. Opening helium system one.
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510. It's right there.
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511. Nice job, Blackjack. We see good RCS tank pressurization.
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512. You're welcome.
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513. Fail the guidance computer. Have them come in manually.
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514. That's just mean.You know they're not ready for that.
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515. We don't have timeto wait for them to be ready.
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516. "What we've got hereis a failure to communicate."
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517. Cool Hand Luke.
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518. I grew up in movie theaters.
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519. - You see Butch Cassidy?-Love the movie. Hate the music.
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520. Ah, a traditionalist.
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521. You must love Magnificent Seven.
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522. Well, yeah. It's the bestWestern soundtrack ever recorded.
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523. Better than Red River? You got a lot to learn, kid.
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524. Work now. Flirt later.
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525. Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. Working. Aye, aye, ma'am.
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526. Master caution alarm.
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527. Primary guidance has failed. We need to do this manually.
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528. - What?-Take manual control.
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529. Okay, we need to maintain constant g's.Watch your g-meter and your EMS scroll.
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530. - Yeah, I got it.-Don't get over four g's or we'll burn up.
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531. I got it.
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532. - Your attitude rates are getting high.-I see it.
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533. You're fighting the deadband. Lower your gains.
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534. Stop being a backseat commander.
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535. Shit! We're coming in too steep. Accel's at seven g's.
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536. Pulling lift vector up.
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537. Too late. We're gonna burn up.
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538. Great. We're dead.
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539. End of sim. Prepare for debrief.
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540. Sorry, y'all.
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541. So, what, you didn't get much sleep?
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542. Was it Gordo?
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543. Was it the kids?
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544. Was it the dog?
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545. - Look—You know, I don't give a good goddamn.
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546. You're tired?
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547. Your job is not to be tired.
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548. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm trying to just—
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549. You ain't flown that much, you got kids, you're not an engineer.
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550. A lot of exceptions have been madefor you, Tracy Stevens.
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551. So, I don't get how you see fitto complain about any damn thing.
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552. What are you saying, Cobb?
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553. What I'm saying is that otherthan being a pretty face
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554. and married to Gordo Stevens,
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555. I don't get what you've doneto deserve still being here.
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556. I know why I'm here,I know why Patty's here,
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557. and Dani and pretty much everyoneexcept for you, astro wife.
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558. Why are you still here?
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559. And she's right.I mean, why am I still doing this, huh?
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560. Why am I still doing this, Gordo? It's a joke.
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561. Hey, don't talk like that.
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562. Hon, you got a real shot at this.
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563. And Shorty, he said your final jet scoreswere amongst the highest in the class.
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564. - You're a good pilot.-No.
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565. - Trace, you've always been a good pilot.-I was a good pilot eight years ago.
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566. Now I'm just a housewifetrying to remember basic radio navigation.
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567. And why are you talking to Shorty Powersabout my test scores?
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568. He mentioned it in passing.
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569. I think you gotta see this out, Trace.
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570. I should've been bounced weeks ago.
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571. And everyone knowsthat the only reason I'm still here
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572. is because Shorty wants his space couple.
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573. Come on, Tracy.
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574. I'm a laughingstock, Gordo.
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575. I am a laughingstock,
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576. and you are finewith your wife being humiliated like this
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577. because you don't wanna lose a seat on 15.
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578. - This isn't about me.-It's always about you!
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579. Every goddamn thing is about you.
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580. Don't start this shit.
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581. It's been that way since the day we met.
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582. This entire householdrevolves around King Gordo.
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583. Don't change the subject. This is about you wanting to punch out
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584. the first timesomething gets a little tough.
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585. "A little tough"? Have you listenedto one goddamn word I've said?
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586. I've listened to everything you've said.
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587. "Sim training was hard, jet qualification was hard, math is hard.
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588. Everything's so hard.I may as well just lie down and quit."
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589. Jesus Christ, Trace.Show some goddamn... guts!
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590. Don't let something small as thatrun you outta the program.
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591. So, that's what you think of me, huh?
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592. That I don't have guts?
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593. That I'm the quitter?
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594. That's what you're talking about doing, isn't it?
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595. Packing up your toys because some girlsaid something mean to me in the sim.
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596. Get out!
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597. I'm going, all right.
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598. I said get the fuck out!
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599. Jesus.
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600. Oh, God.
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601. On the moon? Is that even possible?
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602. Ray, how sure are youthat those bright spots are really ice?
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603. I'm not. I can't be.
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604. It's just one of the possibilitiesthe data suggests.
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605. The instruments on the lunar orbiterweren't designed
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606. for that kind of analysis.
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607. We'll know more after Apollo 15.
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608. Our CM's going up withan enhanced infrared photo-spectrometer.
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609. - Get us better data.-I'll tell you this.
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610. I mean, if he's right, if there is waterup there, that changes everything.
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611. - How so?-Well, sir, we can drink it.
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612. So we don't have to haul up our own.
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613. And we can use itto grow plants hydroponically.
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614. But the really exciting thing, sir,
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615. we can electrically separate H2Ointo hydrogen and oxygen,
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616. then liquefy them to produce—
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617. English, please.
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618. He's saying we can use itto make rocket fuel.
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619. Same kind we usein the upper stages of the Saturn V.
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620. A refueling station on our wayto the rest of the solar system.
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621. Good work, Ray. Thanks.
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622. Hey, guys.
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623. The president wants to knowhow we're doing with his women,
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624. specifically Stevens' wife.
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625. He really hopes she's the one.
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626. You can tell him his womenare about to do desert survival training.
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627. You're really doing that?
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628. It's part of the program.
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629. Are you trying to wash them out?
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630. They can't haul a 40-pound pack20 miles in the desert sun.
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631. They have to be able to handleall aspects of spaceflight,
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632. including survivalafter a botched landing.
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633. You'll lose half of them out there.
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634. If they can't survive the desert, they can't survive the moon.
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635. Ladies, here's the scenario.
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636. You are flying a solo mission.
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637. Your spacecraft has gone off course, and you have landed in the desert.
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638. You have your parachuteand the spacecraft survival kit.
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639. Strapped to your backis 40 pounds of gear.
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640. You have no maps of the area, and you are out of radio communication.
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641. Your goal is to make it to a checkpointdue east of your location
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642. in less than 14 hours.
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643. This is not, repeat, not a teamwork-building assignment.
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644. This test will be timed and gradedon your individual performance.
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645. Each of you will have a walkie-talkiefor use in case of emergency.
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646. But be warned.
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647. Any use of the walkie-talkiefor any reason will abort your test,
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648. and you will receive a failing grade.
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649. And in case I haven't made this clear...
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650. this is a must-pass test.
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651. Good luck.
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652. Oh, God.
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653. Oh, God.
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654. Got something.
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655. Congratulations, Cobb. Your time is ten hours, 12 minutes.
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656. 10:12?
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657. I was hoping I'd break ten.
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658. I guess being number one will have to do.
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659. Didn't say you were number one.
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660. What?
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661. Hey, Cobb. Catch.
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662. Nine hours, 53 minutes.
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663. Read it and weep.
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664. Well, it's about time, Doyle.
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665. 'Cause I was wondering when you'dget around to beating me at something.
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666. Oh, my God.
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667. Ellen.
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668. I'm not doing it.
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669. What?
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670. I'm not using the walkie-talkie to abort.
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671. Okay.
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672. I think it's busted.
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673. I'm not aborting. I won't fail.
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674. All right. Give me that.
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675. All right. You ready? Breathe.
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676. There you go. There you go. All right.
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677. - Can you feel this?-Mm-hmm.
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678. Yeah?
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679. Can you wiggle your toes?
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680. All right.
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681. It's probably just a bad sprain.
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682. So we're gonna get the swelling down.
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683. And then we're goingto get that boot laced up
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684. as tight as your ankle can stand it, all right?
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685. Okay.
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686. We're not gonna get very farwith this sun.
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687. What are you doing?
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688. Something I picked up from Gordo.
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689. All right. I got you. There you go.
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690. There you go. Get your arm around me.
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691. - All right. I got you.-Okay.
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692. - You want some?-Ma'am? You guys all right?
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693. If we're both gonna die out here,
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694. I'd at least like to knowwho I'm dying with.
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695. Trust me, I'm not that interesting.
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696. Come on, you got anything better to do?
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697. What'd you do before this?
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698. After school, I thought aboutgetting a job at an engineering firm,
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699. but my dad convinced me to come homeand work for the family business.
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700. What's the family business?
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701. We're in air transportation.
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702. All right, take a rest.
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703. Air transportation, huh? What, like United Airlines?
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704. No.
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705. Cavalier.
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706. Cavalier?
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707. Cavalier Airlines?
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708. "The only way to fly is Cavalier"?
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709. That's us.
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710. So you're...
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711. Loaded.
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712. Yeah.
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713. Well. There's worse things you could be.
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714. Time to call it.
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715. This is NASA checkpoint one
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716. to all astronaut candidatesstill on the training course.
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717. Your allotted time has elapsed, and the evaluation is complete.
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718. Radio in with your approximate position
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719. and we'll get some rescue gearout to your location.
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720. Over.
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721. This is NASA checkpoint oneto all candidates still on the course.
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722. You are ordered to check in immediately. Please respond. Over.
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723. Don't have to shout, Deke.
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724. Medics!
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725. This is so embarrassing.
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726. It would've been worseif they carried you out on a stretcher.
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727. - Right?-Ma'am, stay there.
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728. Thank you.
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729. Not a teamwork exercise, Stevens.I told you that.
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730. Waverly should've called abort, and you should've come in.
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731. Well,
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732. she wouldn't call abort, and I wasn't gonna leave her behind.
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733. Neither would you, sir.
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734. This is bullshit.
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735. Couldn't have done itwithout you nipping at my heels, Cobb.
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736. Girls, look at this.
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737. There's some letters here.
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738. One for Mollyfrom a little girl in Munich.
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740. Patty.
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741. Cheyenne, Santiago...
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742. Yeah, I don't need to listen to fan mail.
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743. "Dear Ms. Doyle, what's it like being an astronaut?
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744. When I grow up, I wanna go into space.
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745. We hope to see you up in space real soon.
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746. Keep on dreaming.
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747. Love, Lorraine and Janice."
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748. - "Dear Ms. Waverly."-"Dear Danielle."
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749. "My favorite subject in schoolis science."
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750. "To Mrs. Tracy Stevens,
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751. you have become a big inspirationin my life."
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752. "My parents always told me that I couldbe anything I wanted when I grow up.
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753. But I never really believed themtill now."
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754. "One day, I want to travel to outer spacelike you're going to do."
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755. "I can't wait to seewhat you'll accomplish at NASA.
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756. - And I look forward to following your..."-"All the best."
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757. - "Sincerely."-"Best wishes."
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758. - "Jennifer."-"Caroline."
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759. - "Alyson."-"Alicia."
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760. - You wanted to see me.-Have a seat.
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761. Got a lot of respectfor what you did out there.
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762. Risking yourself to help another candidateshowed a lot of heart.
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763. - It was nothing, sir.-No, you're wrong.
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764. Remember, I went throughthe same training on Mercury.
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765. Pretty sure Shepard slippedsome rocks in my pack.
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766. But this next stuff we're doing...
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767. it's dangerous, especially the LEM simulator.
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768. You make one mistake in that bedstead...
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769. Yeah, I can handle it.
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770. You just don't have the skill set, Tracy.
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771. This stuff isn't like riding a bike.
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772. You should be proudof what you've done so far.
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773. But...
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774. You're gonna cut me.
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775. No.
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776. I think you should withdrawfrom the program.
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777. I don't understand.
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778. - You kept me on the list.-I did.
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779. You showed guts.
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780. But guts isn't enough, not anymore.
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781. Well, I'm not gonna drop out, Deke.
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782. I want this.
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783. I didn't know how muchuntil it was right in front of me,
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785. So.
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786. If you want me out, you're gonna have to cut me yourself, sir.
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787. We call this baby "the flying bedstead."
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788. Its official name isthe lunar landing training vehicle.
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789. The LLTV is designed to emulate
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790. the flight dynamicsof the lunar module spacecraft.
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791. Flies like a helicopter, but it is not a helicopter.
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792. There are several important distinctionsthat y'all need to be aware of
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794. See, this is a finicky beast.
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795. Neil Armstrong almost bought the farmin it a couple years ago.
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796. If he'd ejected two seconds later,
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797. he would not have made it home, much less to the moon.
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798. The flight plan for todayis basic takeoff and landing maneuvers.
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799. Each of you will fly the bedsteadup to an altitude of 300 feet,
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801. execute a 360-degree clockwise spin,
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802. hover for another 30 seconds,
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803. and then land the vehicleon the landing target.
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804. No frills, nothing fancy.
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805. Just up, hover, spin, hover and land.
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808. Clear, sir.
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809. Flight order. Tracy, Patty, Ellen, Dani, Molly.
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811. Go. Let's go. Move it out!
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813. Situation red.
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814. All emergency personnelreport immediately to Flight Ops tarmac.
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815. Situation red.
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817. - Tracy! Tracy.-No, no. It's okay.
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