1. Oh. Peace be with you.
Yeah, you, too. Thank you.Copy !req
2. Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.Copy !req
3. And also with you.Copy !req
4. Peace be with you.Copy !req
5. And also with you.
- Peace be with you.Copy !req
6. Peace be with you.Copy !req
7. Peace be with you.
- And also with you.Copy !req
8. Peace be with you.Copy !req
9. And also with you.Copy !req
10. Let us pray.Copy !req
11. Our Father, Who art in HeavenCopy !req
12. hallowed be Thy name.Copy !req
13. Thy Kingdom comeCopy !req
14. Thy will be done on EarthCopy !req
15. as it is in Heaven.Copy !req
16. Give us this day our daily breadCopy !req
17. and forgive us our trespassesCopy !req
18. as we forgive those
who trespass against usCopy !req
19. and lead us not into temptationCopy !req
20. but deliver us from evil.Copy !req
21. Amen.Copy !req
22. Please be seated.Copy !req
23. And also with you.Copy !req
24. Um...Copy !req
25. Sorry, uh...Copy !req
26. Uh, yes, today's, um...Copy !req
27. Uh, uh, today's notices.Copy !req
28. There's a raffle, um,
at tomorrow's feteCopy !req
29. to raise funds for the, uh...Copy !req
30. uh, t... uh, excuse...Copy !req
31. I'm sorry.
The diocesan pilgrimage to Lourdes.Copy !req
32. Uh, congratulations
to St. Ethelred's football club.Copy !req
33. 3-1 victory.Copy !req
34. Uh, next Friday is a First FridayCopy !req
35. and I'm going to be making
my usual sick callsCopy !req
36. to the housebound
with the Eucharist.Copy !req
37. And finally, on Thursday,
I'm going to beginCopy !req
38. H-Holy Communion preparation classes.Copy !req
39. And there are more details
of that in the parish newsletterCopy !req
40. along with my latest review.Copy !req
41. That's all, folks.Copy !req
42. Uh, please stand for God's blessing.Copy !req
43. Thanks so much. All the best.
- Thank you, Father.Copy !req
44. Sure. See you next week.Copy !req
45. All the best.
- Really good one, Father.Copy !req
46. Nice to see you, Gina.
- Loved the story about your eye.Copy !req
47. Oh, yes. Stop, stop. Off you go.Copy !req
48. Give my regards to those budgies.Copy !req
49. Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
50. - This is lovely.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
51. I thought you'd be in prison by now.Copy !req
52. Oh, well, I keep trying,
but they just won't have me.Copy !req
53. I'm sorry about your eye.Copy !req
54. Oh, that's OK.
Gives me some edge.Copy !req
55. I've told them some heroic bullshit.Copy !req
56. Ah, bless you, Sandy.Copy !req
57. Thank you, Father.
- Bless you.Copy !req
58. Get well.
- Thank you.Copy !req
59. Bye, now. Have a nice day.
- Thank you, bye-bye.Copy !req
60. God bless you.
- Bye. See you next week.Copy !req
61. Bless you.Copy !req
62. I just wanted to, uhCopy !req
63. pay you back for dinner.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
64. Thank you. Honestly.
- Because I... No, no, really. I insist.Copy !req
65. It'll have to be in instalments.
- I don't want it.Copy !req
66. I don't want it. I've got no pockets.
- But I really... I just, I...Copy !req
67. Honestly, thank you.Copy !req
68. OK.
- Ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
69. I'm going to knife the candles, Father.Copy !req
70. They're a bit clogged up.Copy !req
71. OK, Pam.
- Yeah.Copy !req
72. Well, the-the hair dryer
is in the, in the wonky drawer.Copy !req
73. Under the wonky drawer.
Yes, I know.Copy !req
74. Hello, love.
- Hi.Copy !req
75. Oh, is that for the collection?
How sweet.Copy !req
76. How kind. Thank you.Copy !req
77. That's Pam.Copy !req
78. Do you like tea?Copy !req
79. Jesus.Copy !req
80. - Tea.
- Great.Copy !req
81. I don't want to boastCopy !req
82. but I make a cracking... Oh!Copy !req
83. Bastard! Sorry!
- Oh.Copy !req
84. Bastard!
- Um...Copy !req
85. Let me just,
let me just get this.Copy !req
86. OK. Oh, dear.Copy !req
87. Oh, is that holy?Copy !req
88. A bit less than it was before.Copy !req
89. Shit. Uh...Copy !req
90. Oh, well.Copy !req
91. He'll understand.
He's an understanding sort.Copy !req
92. OK.Copy !req
93. There you go.Copy !req
94. Sorry about all the tat.Copy !req
95. It's for a fund-raiser
garden party thing tomorrow.Copy !req
96. So much stuff.
Absolutely no staff.Copy !req
97. You can volunteer if you want.Copy !req
98. Ah.Copy !req
99. I'm only joking.
- Oh.Copy !req
100. Probably got a life. Oh.
- Mm.Copy !req
101. What's the time?Copy !req
102. Um...
- Do you want a proper drink?Copy !req
103. I've got cans of G&T from M&S.Copy !req
104. Well, it's...
- I will if you will.Copy !req
105. OK.Copy !req
106. OK.Copy !req
107. Yeah.Copy !req
108. Thanks.Copy !req
109. So, you're a cool priest, are you?Copy !req
110. A cool priest?
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. No, I'm a big reader with no friends.
Are you a cool person?Copy !req
112. Oh, I'm a pretty normal person.Copy !req
113. A normal person.
- Yeah, a normal person.Copy !req
114. What makes you a normal person?
- Well, I don't believe in God.Copy !req
115. I love it when He does that.Copy !req
116. So, you were in my prayers last night.Copy !req
117. Likewise.Copy !req
118. I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. Your baby.Copy !req
121. Oh. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
122. Thank you. Yes. I, uh...Copy !req
123. I'm... Thank you.Copy !req
124. Is the father alright?Copy !req
125. Well, he's...Copy !req
126. He doesn't really...Copy !req
127. exist.Copy !req
128. I understand.Copy !req
129. The funeral liturgy saysCopy !req
130. that life is changed, not ended.Copy !req
131. I've always loved that,
if that's of any help.Copy !req
132. No. Thank you very much,
but I really am an atheist.Copy !req
133. Yeah, I gathered that
by the smelling of the Bible.Copy !req
134. Oh.Copy !req
135. New sermon?Copy !req
136. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's, uh...Copy !req
137. I-I write,
uh, restaurant reviewsCopy !req
138. for the parish magazine.Copy !req
139. I was just finishing up the last one.Copy !req
140. I actually just came up
with a really good title.Copy !req
141. Oh, what is it?Copy !req
142. No.Copy !req
143. What?
- No, it's not cool.Copy !req
144. Well, neither are we, so...Copy !req
145. "I'd spend 40 days and 40 nights
in that dessert."Copy !req
146. Oh, God, I fancy a priest.Copy !req
147. There you go. Thanks.Copy !req
148. Hey.Copy !req
149. Are you having an event?Copy !req
150. No.Copy !req
151. What?
Why are there so many people here?Copy !req
152. Well, it's just successful,
I guess.Copy !req
153. Why is everyone talking
to each other?Copy !req
154. Oh, it's Chatty Wednesday.
If you buy somethingCopy !req
155. you have to have a chat
with someone you don't know.Copy !req
156. What?
- Loneliness pays.Copy !req
157. Listen, can we...?Copy !req
158. Sure.Copy !req
159. I know you and I haven't...
- Have you had a check-up?Copy !req
160. Yes. It's-it's fine.Copy !req
161. It's really not a big deal.
It happens all the time.Copy !req
162. Hello.
- No!Copy !req
163. Where are you from?
- I'm-I'm not...Copy !req
164. This isn't...
I'm-I'm not part of this.Copy !req
165. I shouldn't have to...
I don't want to tell you that.Copy !req
166. No. Sorry. No.Copy !req
167. Tooting.Copy !req
168. She hasn't bought anything yet, Joe.Copy !req
169. Oh, shit! I'm so sorry.Copy !req
170. I'm sorry.Copy !req
171. Does Martin know?Copy !req
172. You're not supposed to tell anyone
for the first 12 weeks.Copy !req
173. Well, you can tell the father.
- I just haven't told him, OK?Copy !req
174. OK, well, what does he know?
- I don't want to talk about it. OK?Copy !req
175. And I never want anyone
to know about it.Copy !req
176. You have it.Copy !req
177. You're better at dealing
with awful things, anyway.Copy !req
178. I don't want it.
- Well, you took itCopy !req
179. now everyone thinks
you have it, so you have it.Copy !req
180. What?Copy !req
181. They're some pretty funky trainers.Copy !req
182. I said I'm fine.Copy !req
183. I just really, really don't want anyoneCopy !req
184. to make a big deal out of this, OK?Copy !req
185. Brutal. Just brutal.Copy !req
186. You must feel rotten.
- Mm.Copy !req
187. Do you feel rotten?Copy !req
188. Um, I'd-I'd rather not talk about it,
if that's OK.Copy !req
189. Of course, darling.
Come on up.Copy !req
190. Claire, get the door,
for God's sake.Copy !req
191. Did you know who the father was?Copy !req
192. Um, you know, I'd rather not talk about it,
if that's OK.Copy !req
193. No, of course, darling.Copy !req
194. Here. Here.Copy !req
195. I've got a setup
I'm very excited about.Copy !req
196. It's going to be very striking.
- Cool.Copy !req
197. So, Claire, if you just sit here.Copy !req
198. That's lovely, and, darling.Copy !req
199. Mm-hmm.
- Just beside her.Copy !req
200. Like that. Lovely.Copy !req
201. And actually,
if you could just...Copy !req
202. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
203. Just a bit.
- Oh.Copy !req
204. A bit more. Bit more.Copy !req
205. There. Perfect.Copy !req
206. Gorgeous. Yes.Copy !req
207. Sorry, no.
If you could just...Copy !req
208. That's it.
Thank you, darling.Copy !req
209. So, um...
- She can't not talk about it.Copy !req
210. You know, I have six friends...
- A lie.Copy !req
211. who've had miscarriages.Copy !req
212. Five of them never managed
to produce a child afterwards.Copy !req
213. But the sixth one did,
and rather regretted it.Copy !req
214. So, I think you've probably
done the right thing.Copy !req
215. Thank you.Copy !req
216. Did you never want them?Copy !req
217. Oh, I'm still thinking about it.Copy !req
218. Is Dad here?
I texted him, but...Copy !req
219. Oh, I saw that.
- Oh, so he is here?Copy !req
220. Sorry, no.
I've got his phone today.Copy !req
221. I love that colour.Copy !req
222. Which one?
- That one.Copy !req
223. Oh, that's three colours.Copy !req
224. - Right.
- I'm getting rid of it.Copy !req
225. But it was quite
an adventure painting.Copy !req
226. I had an orgasm as I finished it.Copy !req
227. Well, let's hope we all getCopy !req
228. as much pleasure out of this one.Copy !req
229. No, no. Could you...Copy !req
230. Um, I have a pretty full afternoon, so...Copy !req
231. Oh, have you got to go back
to Finland again?Copy !req
232. No, Finland are coming here.
- Oh. That's easier for you.Copy !req
233. Mm.Copy !req
234. Are you still OK
to pick up the invitations?Copy !req
235. Oh, yes, of course.Copy !req
236. And did you find that
ribbon thing for the flowers?Copy !req
237. - Yes.
- Great.Copy !req
238. And is Martin's nose on the mend?Copy !req
239. Yes.Copy !req
240. And how's the, uh, bassoon solo coming on?Copy !req
241. Oh, yes, he's practising.Copy !req
242. Oh, God,
and now I just have to...Copy !req
243. - What?
- Sorry, Claire, can you look up, please?Copy !req
244. Thank you.Copy !req
245. organise canapés
for an awards ceremony.Copy !req
246. Oh, gosh, you must be exhausted.Copy !req
247. Does the little cafe do canapés?Copy !req
248. It totally could, yeah.Copy !req
249. There you are.
That's one off the list.Copy !req
250. Great.Copy !req
251. Gosh, haven't you got
a lovely, thick neck.Copy !req
252. That was fun.
- Thank you.Copy !req
253. Yeah, I really can help
with the canapés if it's...Copy !req
254. I'm gonna say this quickly. OK.
- OK.Copy !req
255. Martin wants to press charges
against you for assault.Copy !req
256. I've tried to talk him down,
but to be fairCopy !req
257. you did hit him fucking hard.
- What?Copy !req
258. I will provide you
with exceptional legal adviceCopy !req
259. as long as you don't tell anyone
I'm providing youCopy !req
260. with exceptional legal advice.
- What?Copy !req
261. This is happening.Copy !req
262. I am mortified,
but it is happening, OK?Copy !req
263. I will hire this lawyer
to scare him offCopy !req
264. and I will hire you to do the canapés.Copy !req
265. Who's the lawyer?Copy !req
266. Oh, he's a friend.
He mainly defends rapists.Copy !req
267. He has a high success rate, then?Copy !req
268. Oh, undefeated. Come on.Copy !req
269. I've filled him in with the basics.Copy !req
270. That your husband's an animal?Copy !req
271. Be serious.
Just do whatever he says.Copy !req
272. And don't flirt with him.Copy !req
273. I'm not going to f...Copy !req
274. Fucking hell. OK.Copy !req
275. Claire.
- David, thank you so much.Copy !req
276. Oh. Sorry.
- Wow.Copy !req
277. I can take you to court for that.Copy !req
278. This the little troublemaker, then?Copy !req
279. Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
280. Now, listen, I just want to be clear
that whatever happensCopy !req
281. I don't sleep with people I work with, OK?Copy !req
282. Ah!Copy !req
283. I'm joking.Copy !req
284. Slip on in, ladies.Copy !req
285. Well, if you spit guiltyCopy !req
286. you'll have to swallow a short jail term,
or community serviceCopy !req
287. if you're lucky.
- Or?Copy !req
288. You definitely started it?
- Yes.Copy !req
289. Any witnesses?
- About... 30.Copy !req
290. The most important thing, honey,
is that you do notCopy !req
291. under any circumstances, apologise.Copy !req
292. I can do that.
- No, that's not what we discussed.Copy !req
293. Or that can be taken
as an admission of guilt.Copy !req
294. I assume you know the victim personally.Copy !req
295. Yes, she...
- No and...Copy !req
296. let's not call him "the victim" yet,
shall we?Copy !req
297. Well, that's what he is.
- Yes. Right.Copy !req
298. They've definitely fucked.Copy !req
299. We just want a letter to scare him offCopy !req
300. if he ends up seeking proper action.Copy !req
301. Really doesn't make sense, Claire.
- Actually, maybe not.Copy !req
302. I think it makes perfect sense.Copy !req
303. I just want to be ahead of the game.
- God, I can't tell.Copy !req
304. That's a habit of yours, I've heard.Copy !req
305. Oh, I've got it.
- Is it?Copy !req
306. They haven't.
- You're gonna have to tell me who said that.Copy !req
307. Never.
- But they're going to.Copy !req
308. David.
- Oh, God, I've got to get out.Copy !req
309. Claire.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
310. Where you off to, little lady?Copy !req
311. I'm just gonna let this, uh... yeah.Copy !req
312. You alright?Copy !req
313. Yeah. Just thought I'd leave you to it.Copy !req
314. Sorry.
- What?Copy !req
315. He says he'll only talk you through
potential proceedingsCopy !req
316. - if you go for a drink with him.
- What?Copy !req
317. I know.
- Outrageous.Copy !req
318. Stop smiling.
- I thought he was after you.Copy !req
319. Oh, so did I, but my hair
isn't great at the moment.Copy !req
320. Either way,
it's very inappropriate.Copy !req
321. Don't sleep with him.
- I won't.Copy !req
322. Don't.
- I won't!Copy !req
323. I don't do that anymore.
- What?Copy !req
324. Why? Are you ill?
- No.Copy !req
325. Then what?
- Well, I... I...Copy !req
326. I just...
- Oh, my God. Have you met someone?Copy !req
327. Well... well, not really.
- Back with Harry?Copy !req
328. No, it's actually... so, well...
- Someone new?Copy !req
329. Is he single?
- Sort of.Copy !req
330. Take this.
I'll try talk Martin downCopy !req
331. but call him if you need him.
He's a very good lawyer.Copy !req
332. Surprisingly...Copy !req
333. tender underneath it all.Copy !req
334. Knew it.Copy !req
335. What you did in the restaurant
was unforgivable.Copy !req
336. I know.Copy !req
337. Thank you.Copy !req
338. OK. Well, I'll, um...
- Listen, I actuallyCopy !req
339. just wanted to give you this.Copy !req
340. It's just one session,
but you've been through a lotCopy !req
341. so I just...
- Come on. I said I'm fine.Copy !req
342. I'm weirdly fine.Copy !req
343. I'd rather have the money.Copy !req
344. Excuse me.
I've got dry forearms.Copy !req
345. Sure.Copy !req
346. So why have you come
to this session?Copy !req
347. Uh, it was a birthday present
from my father.Copy !req
348. Is that a joke?Copy !req
349. No.Copy !req
350. It would be good
not to make jokes in hereCopy !req
351. just in case anything gets...Copy !req
352. lost in humorous translation.Copy !req
353. Oh, I don't know if I can do that.Copy !req
354. Is that a joke?Copy !req
355. No.Copy !req
356. Well, just try not to,
or make it very obvious.Copy !req
357. Sure.Copy !req
358. So why do you think your father suggested
you come for counselling?Copy !req
359. Um, I think because my mother died
and he can't talk about itCopy !req
360. and my sister and I
didn't speak for a yearCopy !req
361. because she thinks I tried
to sleep with her husbandCopy !req
362. and because I spent most
of my adult life using sex to deflectCopy !req
363. from the screaming void
inside my empty heart.Copy !req
364. I'm good at this.Copy !req
365. Although I don't really do that anymore.Copy !req
366. You close with your family?Copy !req
367. We get on with it.Copy !req
368. Do you talk?Copy !req
369. God, no.Copy !req
370. Any friends?Copy !req
371. Sorry?Copy !req
372. Any friends?Copy !req
373. Um...Copy !req
374. no, I don't really have time for...Copy !req
375. Well, I have a guinea pig,
but she blows hot and cold.Copy !req
376. Not a joke.Copy !req
377. Tell me about the sex.Copy !req
378. All of it?Copy !req
379. You said you don't do that now.Copy !req
380. Oh, no, I just play tennis now.Copy !req
381. Tough crowd.Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. I just...Copy !req
384. Sex didn't bring anything...Copy !req
385. good, so I'm... I'm trying not to...Copy !req
386. But I've...Copy !req
387. And what have you found
in your abstinence?Copy !req
388. Well, I'm very horny,
and you're little scarf isn't helping.Copy !req
389. So the impulse is still there.Copy !req
390. Oh.Copy !req
391. Yeah, the...Copy !req
392. The impulse is...Copy !req
393. The impulse is v-very much still there.Copy !req
394. It's just never the right person.Copy !req
395. Mm-hmm.
So there is a particular personCopy !req
396. you're not having sex with.Copy !req
397. No.Copy !req
398. No, well, nothing's happened. I just...Copy !req
399. He's not available.Copy !req
400. In a relationship?
- Yes. A bad one.Copy !req
401. Oh, really? How so?Copy !req
402. It's the sort of relationship
where one partnerCopy !req
403. tells the other how to dress.Copy !req
404. Are you in love with him?Copy !req
405. No.Copy !req
406. Why do you find that funny?Copy !req
407. Well, I...Copy !req
408. I lied. I just...Copy !req
409. I don't kn-know.Copy !req
410. Just not a romantic?Copy !req
411. No.Copy !req
412. Just...Copy !req
413. a girl with no friends
and an empty heart?Copy !req
414. By your own description.Copy !req
415. I have friends.Copy !req
416. Oh. So you do have someone to talk to.Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. Do you see them a lot?Copy !req
419. Oh, they're...Copy !req
420. They're always there.
They're...Copy !req
421. They're always there.Copy !req
422. Why do you find that funny?Copy !req
423. Listen, I don't need to be analysed.
I have a nice life. I just...Copy !req
424. I just wanted to exchange
the voucher for the money.Copy !req
425. It's a bit late for that now.Copy !req
426. I've only been here five minutes.Copy !req
427. I want the money.Copy !req
428. I want to fuck a priest.Copy !req
429. Catholic?
- Yes.Copy !req
430. A good one?
- Yes.Copy !req
431. Looks good in the, um...
- Mm, yes.Copy !req
432. I understand.Copy !req
433. Do you really want to fuck the priestCopy !req
434. or do you want to fuck God?Copy !req
435. Can you fuck God?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
436. Look, just-just please tell me
how to not fuck a priestCopy !req
437. before I get arrested.Copy !req
438. Well, I don't think fucking a priest
will make you feelCopy !req
439. as powerful as you think it will.Copy !req
440. Can you just tell me what to do?Copy !req
441. You know.Copy !req
442. You already know
what you're going to do.Copy !req
443. Everybody does.Copy !req
444. What?Copy !req
445. You've already decided
what you're going to do.Copy !req
446. So what's the point in you?Copy !req
447. You know what you're going to do.Copy !req
448. No, I don't.Copy !req
449. Yes, you do.
- I don't.Copy !req
450. You do. You do.
- I don't. I don't!Copy !req
451. Good luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
452. Shut up.Copy !req
453. Hi, can I have two raffle tickets, please?Copy !req
454. Oh, my God.Copy !req
455. Oh, my God. Hi.Copy !req
456. Hi! You're...Copy !req
457. Yeah. Yes.
- With child. Cool.Copy !req
458. Yeah, you got a fringe.
- Yeah.Copy !req
459. Yeah. Cool.
- Aw. You always wanted a baby.Copy !req
460. You always wanted a fringe.Copy !req
461. She is amazing.Copy !req
462. I mean, it's been tough but amazing.Copy !req
463. Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
464. I mean, the birth really took its toll.Copy !req
465. Oh, really?
Was it a tricky one?Copy !req
466. I can't really remember it now.Copy !req
467. But the whole thing has just...
really changed me.Copy !req
468. I just don't feel...
You know, my emotionsCopy !req
469. are up and down.
My body just feels different.Copy !req
470. I mean, Elaine is being amazing.Copy !req
471. So supportive...Copy !req
472. Sounds like you have postnatal depression.Copy !req
473. I do, yeah, but we're working through it.Copy !req
474. Sure.Copy !req
475. Just to let you know,
the band is gonna startCopy !req
476. in a couple of minutes.
- Hey, Father. This is Suzie.Copy !req
477. Oh, I don't know how to talk to babies.Copy !req
478. Sorry.
Do you guys know each other?Copy !req
479. Well, we sort of used to...
- Uh, yeah, I usedCopy !req
480. to be her girlfriend.
- ... used to kind of...Copy !req
481. Oh, cool.Copy !req
482. Good for you.Copy !req
483. Well, I'm gonna go
and show her the coconuts.Copy !req
484. - She's really good at counting.
- OK.Copy !req
485. Excuse me, everyone!Copy !req
486. The Youthy Band is about to play
the ode to something!Copy !req
487. You having fun?Copy !req
488. Yes. Yeah.
- Selling well?Copy !req
489. Yes, I think so.
- Good? Oh, a puzzle!Copy !req
490. Love a puzzle.
- Father, the-the Youthy BandCopy !req
491. are about to...
- Yes, I-I heard you, Pam.Copy !req
492. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.Copy !req
493. Oh, there's the main event.Copy !req
494. Yeah.
- Very talented.Copy !req
495. She, um, sh-she...Copy !req
496. don't say it...
she-she actually, uh...Copy !req
497. just-just don't say it...Copy !req
498. she actually orgasmed
when she finished it.Copy !req
499. Just said it. Apparently.Copy !req
500. Ah.Copy !req
501. Well, whatever gets you there.Copy !req
502. Father!Copy !req
503. Father, we have
a cupcake situation over here!Copy !req
504. OK, Pam!
I will be there to cupcake!Copy !req
505. Thank you so much for helping.Copy !req
506. Thanks.Copy !req
507. Arm touch.Copy !req
508. At least my son is in the Youthy Band.Copy !req
509. What's your excuse?Copy !req
510. I'm helping the priest.Copy !req
511. Wow, you do love a challenge, don't you?Copy !req
512. Hey, I just want to say something.Copy !req
513. It's from River Island.
I got it last week.Copy !req
514. No, I want to say that I'm sorry
for saying what I said.Copy !req
515. I'm sorry for what you went through.Copy !req
516. I'm sorry.Copy !req
517. I know what you're doing.
I'm not gonna say it.Copy !req
518. I'm just saying sorry.
- I'm not gonna say it.Copy !req
519. I'm sorry.Copy !req
520. Mm-mm.Copy !req
521. OK.Copy !req
522. And thank you.Copy !req
523. She and I have never been better.Copy !req
524. Oh.
- You had a big part in that.Copy !req
525. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
526. I'm happy you've found a way to deflectCopy !req
527. from your pitiful, self-sabotaging,
ego-driven, masturbatory...Copy !req
528. I cannot believe how well
this is coming out, pawingCopy !req
529. insidious, insidious,
overwhelming mediocrityCopy !req
530. only to finally figure out
that at your very coreCopy !req
531. you are a... w-weaky.Copy !req
532. Damn!Copy !req
533. A weaky?
- Damn. Damn.Copy !req
534. Wow. A weaky.Copy !req
535. In that case,
I just wanted you to knowCopy !req
536. that I'm impressed
with how you just keep bouncing back.Copy !req
537. I really am.Copy !req
538. You're a... strongy.Copy !req
539. That was awesome, man!Copy !req
540. Creepy Jake.
Mainly says things like...Copy !req
541. Where's Claire?Copy !req
542. And...
- Where's Claire?Copy !req
543. Well, she couldn't make it, man.Copy !req
544. Lucky for us,
your aunt is an avid churchgoer.Copy !req
545. Hi. Thanks for watching.Copy !req
546. Oh, you were excellent.Copy !req
547. Oh.
- Ooh.Copy !req
548. Careful there, buddy.Copy !req
549. You could go down for that sort
of behaviour these days.Copy !req
550. It was just a hug.
- "It was just a hug."Copy !req
551. You got to do better
than that these days, boyCopy !req
552. especially around this firecracker.Copy !req
553. But I didn't do...
- Come on.Copy !req
554. I don't want to be an asshole.Copy !req
555. I just want her to be happy.Copy !req
556. And she has been really happy.Copy !req
557. Until she saw you.Copy !req
558. Just saying.Copy !req
559. Ow.Copy !req
560. Psst.Copy !req
561. Hi, Jake. Oh.Copy !req
562. Tell her to leave him.Copy !req
563. What?Copy !req
564. Tell her...Copy !req
565. to leave him.Copy !req
566. He's gonna kill someone one day.Copy !req
567. Hey.Copy !req
568. Yes, Father. Yes, Father?Copy !req
569. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Copy !req
570. Oh, God.Copy !req
571. can I get that coconut back?Copy !req
572. They're actually on hire.Copy !req
573. Uh, I'm not sure if a lot of themCopy !req
574. are even real actually,
which is morally a bit dubious.Copy !req
575. But we got to make money somehow.
Sorry. Thank you.Copy !req
576. Thanks.
- Knuckle brush.Copy !req
577. Uh, also...Copy !req
578. I hope you don't mind, but, um...Copy !req
579. I've marked a few pages in hereCopy !req
580. that I thought might be...
- Oh, I...Copy !req
581. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not trying to...Copy !req
582. They're just words.Copy !req
583. OK, it's just
I-I think I know what happens.Copy !req
584. Classic.Copy !req
585. Come on, have a read.Copy !req
586. I'd like to know what you think.Copy !req
587. And if you ever want to...Copy !req
588. uh, talk about stuff, I'm here.Copy !req
589. With a G&T, of course.Copy !req
590. You can come whenever you want.Copy !req
591. I'd like you to come.Copy !req
592. If it helps.Copy !req