Flatbush Misdemeanors 1x9

1. You sat there and said

2. that there's always consequences to my actions,

3. yet you let my father take the rap for something you did.

4. hip-hop music

5. Bro, Drew is not that bad.

6. If you hang around bad people long enough,

7. bad shit is gonna happen.

8. Yo, y'all seen Zayna?

9. - Oh, God. Uh...

10. I need help with—

11. What is he doing here?

12. - Yo.

13. We couldn't find Zayna anywhere.

14. Let me know if you hear anything from the school.

15. Y-yeah, okay.

16. I-I'll talk to you later, man.

17. Hey, Zayna, you awake?

18. Zayna?

19. Zayna?

20. Uh, Z-zayna!

21. Okay. Dan! Get in here.

22. Dan! Zayna's not here. She's gone.

23. Are you sure? Did you look everywhere?

24. It's a one-bedroom, Dan.

25. I thought you stayed out here until she fell asleep.

26. I did. Maybe she went to school?

27. Why would she go to school without us?

28. We're all going to school.

29. What, we're just gonna walk her to school

30. like her chaperones?

31. Like, what was even the plan here?

32. Okay, I-I don't know what the plan was, Dan.

33. Okay. Well, I wasn't sure either.

34. What was I thinking,

35. telling her she could stay with us?

36. Can you text her? Do you have her cell?

37. No. Faculty shouldn't have a student's number.

38. Okay. I mean, that feels like an arbitrary line

39. - at this point. Dan.

40. Jess, don't panic. That'll make me panic.

41. - This is all my fault. How?

42. What if she left in the middle of the night

43. and she's, like, lying dead in a ditch somewhere?

44. No, no. Jess, Zayna was so upset

45. when she showed up last night, and by the end of the night,

46. she was calmly watching TV, okay?

47. You helped, all right?

48. - Okay?

49. She's gonna be at school by the time we get there.

50. I promise.

51. She's not here, but it's still early.

52. This is bad. I should tell Principal Douglass

53. and just suffer the consequences.

54. No, Jess, Jess, don't risk your job.

55. Plus, that would raise a million issues for Zayna

56. if she was reported missing and she's not.

57. Look, she probably just decided to skip my class.

58. She skips science a lot.

59. And yet you've been giving her "A's.

60. Okay, let's find Zayna.

61. That's way more serious than me grading wrong.

62. Look, a lot of kids skip the morning classes

63. and just show up by third period

64. when attendance is taken.

65. That's why I love first and second period.

66. The calm before the storm. Let's wait until third period.

67. Okay. Okay.

68. We'll wait until third. Just text me when she shows up.

69. Of course. It'll be okay.

70. What are you doing?

71. I was gonna hold your hand reassuringly.

72. - Don't. Okay.

73. We can't let anyone think we're involved.

74. That violates so many rules.

75. Right.

76. I mean, the Zayna stuff is way more serious

77. than us hanging out, but I do hear you

78. in terms of, like, priorities or whatever.

79. - Okay. - Sorry about the hand-holding.

80. I'll—

81. - Third period. Mm-hmm.

82. All right, I don't believe in the—

83. in laws or the system by any means whatsoever.

84. I try not to obey them at any time.

85. That's what I believe in not believing in.

86. Yo, you ever watch stuck porn?

87. Nah.

88. Dude, this 39-year-old stepmom

89. doing her laundry gets stuck.

90. Then in comes in her 37-year-old stepson.

91. I didn't know I was paying all of you

92. to lime around and chat.

93. Yeah, I'll tell you later.

94. Hey, Miss Sherri, you got my money?

95. What money?

96. The money for my paintings, the ones that sold.

97. But what trouble is this?

98. So after I sit here now, make a whole set of doubles,

99. macaroni pie, and callaloo,

100. and then I had to gather up the strength

101. to sell your paintings in my shop,

102. meanwhile, you outside playing with your little prick,

103. and now you wanna turn around and ask me for money?

104. Ooh, God! Ha! This man real mad, boy.

105. You can't take the money for something I made.

106. That's mine. Like, what are you laughing at?

107. All right, partner. So what happened to my meat?

108. Your meat?

109. I don't know. Ask your doctor.

110. What you asking me about what happened to your meat for?

111. What the fuck?

112. So the-the food from my kitchen,

113. it just, what, grew legs and walked away?

114. Okay, you're talking about that meat.

115. I don't—bro, I don't know what happened to it.

116. Here why. 'Cause you see,

117. when I was making the food for your people

118. for your big man ting event so, right,

119. I realized we didn't have no goat, oxtail, nothing.

120. And your fast self already thief from me once,

121. so why should I believe you?

122. Mm!

123. Bro, I stopped after that one time

124. that you caught me, and even then,

125. I already paid you back. You know that.

126. I haven't taken from you since. I wouldn't do that.

127. - I promise. Like, I'm— - Okay. Well, watch now.

128. Is either you, Dishes,

129. or some jumby ghost thiefing from the shop,

130. so one of all of ya better talk quick.

131. You think I did it?

132. Toussaint, you have nine children.

133. Damn. - You know what I say?

134. I say I does wonder how he does feed all them pickney

135. with the little money I pay you.

136. - Toussaint? Uh-huh.

137. That's your real name?

138. He was the Haitian Malcolm X.

139. What happened to you?

140. Hey, Principal Douglass. You wanted to... see me?

141. Yeah. I wouldn't say wanted to.

142. More like need to. Have a seat, Dan.

143. Um, I'll-I'll stand if that's okay.

144. I just—I wanna keep the blood flowing.

145. So what's up?

146. Zayna didn't come home last night.

147. And it's been brought to my attention

148. that she wasn't in your classroom this morning either,

149. so we're just trying to put together what happened.

150. What... did you hear happened?

151. What can you tell me happened, Dan?

152. Okay. Yeah.

153. Zayna showed up at Jess' last night

154. because she felt unsafe at home,

155. so Jess let her stay at her place.

156. The fuck is you talking about?

157. I brought you in here

158. to just see what the buzz was amongst the students.

159. Oh, my God, that was why I hesitated for a second.

160. You remember that?

161. I paused, hoping it would fill the space.

162. It's weird that you would just volunteer such damning info.

163. I read that wrong.

164. Ms. Barreto, is what he's saying—is that true?

165. I'm sorry, but yeah.

166. Zayna was pretty determined not to go home,

167. and I only wanted what's best for her.

168. How you know what's best for my family, bitch?

169. Mr. Hill, there's no need to yell and cuss.

170. One of the two will suffice.

171. How you know what's best for my family, bitch?

172. Yeah, it was late at night when she randomly showed up,

173. and I thought it'd be safer if she stayed with me.

174. Safer? Shorty, if your crib so safe, then where she at?

175. I don't know.

176. When I woke up this morning, she was gone.

177. And you didn't think to mention that

178. - when you got to work? Don't blame Jess.

179. I'm the one who convinced her to wait until third period.

180. Yo, these your employees?

181. Like, what kind of school you runnin' here?

182. I do not make the hiring decisions.

183. I gotta work with what they send me.

184. - Dan, did you and Ms. Barreto

185. - conspire to keep Zayna? - No, no.

186. - If you did... We did not.

187. then you are both responsible

188. for harboring a minor

189. without the consent of her legal guardian.

190. These are really serious words you're saying.

191. No one conspired.

192. That takes way too much planning.

193. We just talked after, okay?

194. Zayna showed up at Jess' house—

195. to my understanding, this is the stuff that happened—

196. because she felt unsafe with Drew—Mr. Hill.

197. Yo, it's taking everything in my body

198. to stay calm right now because I know where I'm at

199. and I'd be wrong if I slapped the fuck out this nigga.

200. But if somebody don't find my niece real soon,

201. I'ma slap the fuck out this nigga!

202. You would be wrong,

203. but I wouldn't be mad if you did something like that.

204. No, no, no. Please say you'd be mad if he did that.

205. Yo, Mr. Douglass, I saved an actual p—

206. What are you doin' here?

207. And where the hell you been at?

208. I went to go get my hair braided and get breakfast.

209. Ms. B don't got shit at her crib worth eatin'.

210. Zayna, you can't just be taking off like that

211. when you feel like it.

212. Why? You do whatever you want

213. when you feel like it, don't you?

214. - We not doin' that here.

215. Well, uh, everyone's here and safe.

216. And I mean, frankly, thank God for that.

217. Zayna, I'm gonna catch you up

218. on that lesson you missed sometime.

219. Um, it's awesome seeing all of you guys.

220. - I hope to— - Dan, have a seat.

221. We're not done.

222. Oh.

223. I thought her coming in would let us be done.

224. I didn't take the meat.

225. I swear on both my families. I'm a man of honor.

226. Toussaint, tell me something.

227. Why you does always carry two bags to work?

228. Because I go to my second job after I leave here.

229. And what job is that?

230. I'm a nanny.

231. You yourself can barely take care

232. of your own children.

233. You ain't no nanny, boy.

234. That's sexist. I could be a nanny.

235. I take care of my kids

236. right after I take care of the white ones.

237. All right, man of honor, open your backpack.

238. - What? Open it, or I will.

239. - For— Oh, oh.

240. You think this joke I'm making?

241. All right. Here now.

242. Look at this, boy.

243. These children must be real grown, no?

244. I was borrowing it for the baby's dinner.

245. I was bringing it right back.

246. Don't give me no cock-and-bull story.

247. No, the mark bus'll take your raggedy ass on

248. and leave my shop. Now!

249. Miss, don't fire him.

250. - It was me. - What?

251. It was me.

252. I've been giving away food for a while now.

253. I'm-I'm sorry. But Dishes is innocent.

254. You thief!

255. For true, Kevin?

256. You know it's I and I alone you're hurting here, right?

257. I know, but you can keep the money

258. from the paintings I sold and we'll call it even.

259. You're fired.

260. I'm fired?

261. You want me to say it again?

262. Move your ass. Move, move.

263. And don't bother coming back here again.

264. Mm-hmm.

265. That's why you can't hire Black people.

266. Hush your mouth.

267. I know it wasn't right,

268. but Zayna convinced me that Mr. Hill was a risk to her,

269. and I should've followed procedure,

270. but I-I only wanted to protect her.

271. Protect her from what?

272. You.

273. Yo, Zayna, let's talk about this at home.

274. I ain't goin' anywhere with you.

275. So where you goin', then, huh?

276. You think she gon' let you stay with her forever?

277. You think this bozo gon' let you stay with him?

278. Don't let these people get between us.

279. We family.

280. No, you broke up my actual family.

281. The only reason we family, 'cause you feel guilty

282. for getting my pops knocked for what you did, period.

283. That's not true. You my brother's kid.

284. I'd be doing this regardless. You know what I do for you.

285. You don't do much. I can support myself.

286. I got my own business.

287. I get my own hair did. I don't need you.

288. You stay be getting in my business

289. and then act as if you-you-you helpin'.

290. But no, you only use people to get what you want.

291. Like how he made Mr. Joseph take him to Will's crib.

292. Wait, what?

293. You gave away a student's address to this man?

294. If I hadn't gone,

295. Drew would have beaten the shit out of Will.

296. And you was gon' stop him?

297. I would have tried.

298. I wasn't gonna beat up a kid,

299. especially after I saw his mom.

300. She bad. You saw his mother, right?

301. You lucked out she was attractive. Otherwise—

302. Yo, keep lying on me, son. I'm telling you.

303. - See what I mean? And we lucked out.

304. Mr. Hill, Mr. Hill.

305. He mad violent. Now he gon' beat up Mr. Joseph.

306. Thank you, Zayna.

307. Yo, don't be mad at him and Ms. B

308. for trying to help me,

309. 'cause you'd be working a regular job, too,

310. if it wasn't for that little-ass amount of lean

311. you be selling, fake-ass Ghost.

312. Hey, Zayna, settle down.

313. Oh, you tellin' me to settle down, Ms. B?

314. You the one who got Dami birth control pills,

315. but you wanna play favorites?

316. Couldn't cosign on an apartment for me.

317. Why you tryin' to get an apartment?

318. 'Cause I don't wanna live with you.

319. Ms. Barreto, are you just a slumlord?

320. You just takin' in kids?

321. No, no, no, no.

322. Zayna, asking a vice principal to cosign an apartment

323. is a wild move. That was never gonna work.

324. Okay. I'm done with all of y'all.

325. I'm pissed.

326. Oh.

327. And these two, they be fuckin' raw.

328. Bloop!

329. Zayna, come back h—

330. I'm outta here. Zayna, come back!

331. Um...

332. that's a metaphor, what she said.

333. She wasn't being literal there.

334. It-it-it is wild that you're still talking right now.

335. I'm sorry. I just—

336. Just—just... just, please.

337. peaceful music

338. Well, that got ugly quickly.

339. Had to call Officer Santos

340. to escort Mr. Hill out the building.

341. That's why I cancel PTA meetings.

342. Parents should never be meeting the teachers.

343. What about Zayna?

344. What do you want me to say?

345. You know the drill. We call child services.

346. ACS will be by after school,

347. and they'll do an investigation into a living arrangement.

348. Are you even aware of how many

349. different protocols you two broke?

350. Um...

351. a few.

352. I've broken more.

353. What you did, that's grounds for dismissal.

354. You lucky I'm only giving you the rubber room,

355. and then we're gonna investigate to decide

356. whether or not you'll ever be reinstated.

357. Thank you.

358. And you, Jess, you know better.

359. What was I supposed to do? She showed up at my house.

360. You want me to kick her out at night?

361. I'm sorry.

362. I gotta send this down to district.

363. Until then, you're on unpaid leave.

364. No. Sorry. No, that's unfair.

365. You both broke countless rules.

366. I'm sorry. These rules are bullshit.

367. We have kids here with very real problems,

368. and if we ignore that, they're fucked.

369. We can't just teach textbooks in a vacuum.

370. Drew was gonna go harm a student

371. if I didn't step in and mediate.

372. And Dami needed birth control

373. so she wouldn't get pregnant and drop out of school.

374. And what happens when we do follow protocol?

375. Like when you made Jess expel White Marcus Bufkin.

376. He threatened to blow the school up.

377. Thank God none of my science lessons resonated,

378. or we'd be dead.

379. Zayna felt she was in danger, so we stepped up

380. because we care about the students

381. more than the city, more than the DOE.

382. We wouldn't have to cut these corners

383. if they weren't so stupid.

384. The corners are stupid.

385. You...

386. you do make some fair points.

387. None of which matter. Nice speech, though.

388. God damn it.

389. Rubber room for you.

390. Unpaid leave for you.

391. You know what's crazy?

392. Despite all this wild stuff that's been going on,

393. Zayna's grades are pretty amazing.

394. She got a 100 in science.

395. - I should clarify that— - Uh, mm.

396. - That she's a bright girl. - Sh—yep.

397. Yo, bro. Yo.

398. - Let me ask you something. - Mm-hmm?

399. What ACS say to you when you called 'em on your moms?

400. All kinds of shit, bro.

401. They probably just gon', like, open up a case on Drew.

402. But with all that nigga got going on,

403. it's not gonna be open for long.

404. I know it's not.

405. Then what? They take me away?

406. I mean, yeah, then you just, like, go in the system

407. till they figure out what to do with you.

408. I ain't letting them put me in no system.

409. I mean, they just gon' find you at Drew's.

410. I'm not gonna be there neither.

411. I don't need that nigga for nothing.

412. Then what you gon' do, Zay?

413. Sorry you got fired.

414. But you sold your pieces. That's progress.

415. I didn't get paid, though.

416. Baby steps.

417. I don't know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

418. How we both get fired on the same day?

419. Technically, I'm not fired.

420. I just have to report to the rubber room indefinitely.

421. It's like a teacher detention.

422. Why'd they do that?

423. Just too many kids failing.

424. So you still get paid?

425. Yeah. It's a weird system.

426. They found Zayna, by the way. She showed up to school today.

427. Word? Where was she?

428. Mm... I don't know.

429. I-I just heard she was safe,

430. but I didn't get into the particulars.

431. - That's you. - No, it's not.

432. Fuck is that coming from?

433. You can feel it, right? Am I crazy?

434. Wait. Fuck?

435. Whose phone is this?

436. Bro, that's Drew phone, man.

437. Why would Drew's phone be at our place?

438. 'Cause I told him to come by here

439. when we were looking for Zayna.

440. I thought you were at the roti shop.

441. Ah, we was over here.

442. - So now he knows where we live?

443. Bro, he could have followed us home anytime.

444. We not hard to find.

445. What the fuck are you do—

446. that's different than having him inside our apartment.

447. Now whenever he gets mad or loses his kid

448. or if he just wants food, he just shows up here.

449. What do you think is gonna happen?

450. Yo. Yeah, I was—

451. Wait, what?

452. No.

453. Hold on. Say that again. You cut out. Say it again.

454. I said Zayna was with your boy

455. and some bitch that work at the school last night.

456. And check it, child services is opening a case on me.

457. Yo, if I lose Zayna because of this dude,

458. I don't know what I'ma do to him.

459. You know where he at?

460. Yo, Kev, where is he?

461. I ain't seen him yet.

462. Tell me when you do, man.

463. Matter of fact, yo, bring me my phone right now.

464. All right, I got you.

465. Thank you for...

466. Bro, Zayna was with you when I called?

467. Why the fuck you ain't tell me?

468. I just thought you'd tell Drew.

469. Yeah, 'cause that's his niece. The fuck is wrong with you?

470. She said she wasn't safe.

471. Bro, now you not safe.

472. You sitting here talking about, "Oh, he know where we live.

473. You brought him into the apartment."

474. What the fuck you think he gon' do to you

475. for kidnapping his niece?

476. Nobody kidnapped her. Are you insane?

477. Are you?

478. Do you even understand what the fuck you just did?

479. You lying to him about something this serious

480. is gon' to get us both killed.

481. You're saying he would kill both of us.

482. You're admitting Drew's dangerous.

483. What the fuck are you talking about, man?

484. You're saying he would kill both of us.

485. Do you hear what you're saying?

486. You're not even thinking about what you're saying.

487. Yeah, okay. Run away again. Fine. Run.

488. Fuck off.

489. Fuck this.

490. It's like blap, blap, blap

491. Who get shot?

492. I know five years old where dreams don't get dropped

493. Blap, blap, blap...

494. Yo, I'm telling you, bro.

495. They about to start charging $2 for loosies.

496. Shit, I'ma start selling those too.

497. Mm-hmm.

498. - Yo, what's up, man? Yo, what's up, fool?

499. Sit down.

500. Put that right there.

501. What's up, Blue?

502. Yo, you play dominos?

503. Um, not really.

504. Well, kind of like cards, right?

505. You don't want people to know your hand.

506. So when I play, I like to play stupid.

507. Try to lead niggas astray,

508. make 'em think I don't got something I actually got.

509. That way, I could get 'em to do what I want 'em to do.

510. Feel me?

511. Yeah, that makes sense.

512. You know how to play stupid. You smart.

513. I mean, I was in the National Honor Society,

514. but I wouldn't say I was smart.

515. They let everybody in that motherfucker.

516. Okay, you smart. I feel like I'm smart.

517. Blue, you smart?

518. Sometimes.

519. Okay. So we some smart niggas.

520. Now, what I'm trying to figure out

521. is, how did you not know

522. Zayna was with the motherfucker you live with?

523. I—

524. bro, he never told me she was with him.

525. I-I couldn't—

526. Nah, you smart. What's he in?

527. National Honor Society.

528. So in my head,

529. your smart ass was playing dumb, stalling me,

530. had me running around the entire city

531. the whole time your homey

532. tryin' to take my niece from me.

533. Domino.

534. Nah, Drew, I swear it wasn't like that, man.

535. He-he lied to me too. I never knew where she was—

536. If I knew, I would've told you, bro.

537. On everything I love.

538. I wouldn't even do you like that, man.

539. For real. It's not that way.

540. Like, the nigga was talking to me the whole time

541. and he—wait, yo, bro. Chill.

542. What the f—

543. Man, fuck, man.

544. Bro, you know what?

545. Bro, if you not gon' take my word for it,

546. then do what the fuck you gotta do, man.

547. I spent all of yesterday helping you

548. and got fired 'cause of it,

549. so it really don't even matter, man.

550. The only thing I lied to you about

551. is that I knew where Zayna was. That's it.

552. And I just went off on his stupid ass

553. for not telling me where the fuck Zayna was,

554. but I never would have did that or helped you

555. if I knew you was gon' be on the same bullshit as him.

556. It don't even fucking matter, man.

557. Just do what you gotta do, bro.

558. Go ahead.

559. It's like blap, blap, blap

560. Who get shot?

561. I know five years old where dreams don't get dropped

562. Blap, blap, blap...

563. For what it's worth, I think you're full of shit.

564. But I don't really trust niggas like that, except Drew.

565. He the realest nigga I know.

566. Bro, if he you wanted you dead, you'd be dead, bro, so relax.

567. You want a wing?

568. Thank you.

569. - Surprise! - Oh, hey.

570. - Hi. - What—

571. I-I could have—I could have come to your place.

572. Oh, no, I couldn't do one more second there.

573. Too depressing.

574. Do people actually live here?

575. Oh, yeah. I-I-I just moved in.

576. I'm still getting settled.

577. Probably put some shelves in tomorrow probably.

578. Do you wanna... Do you have a cup?

579. Yeah. I-I don't have, um, glasses,

580. but you can— I'm more a bowl guy now.

581. Yeah, you can, um— this is clean.

582. Yeah.

583. Let's do it.

584. - There you go. Thanks.

585. - Just get some ice.

586. And I just wanna be drunk

587. Cheers.

588. Bittersweet defeat...

589. I'm sorry I blurted out the truth to Douglass.

590. It was just—I was trying to read everyone's eye contact,

591. but there were too many eyes to make contact with.

592. - That's okay. - It's, like, eight eyes.

593. That's, like, two per person. It was a lot.

594. - It's fine. - Yeah.

595. No, i-it's probably for the best.

596. I mean, it helped me come to a decision.

597. Yeah? I did too.

598. - Oh, I'll go first. Mm-hmm.

599. Um, no, just talking about the kids,

600. it just made me realize, like, I-I-I wanna teach

601. and help in some way, you know?

602. Like, I'm not great at it, but I just want another chance

603. to be better and double down my effort.

604. I mean, the result, you know, I'll probably still fail,

605. but-but my attitude will be better.

606. That's...

607. really—

608. that's sweet.

609. Oh.

610. But, um, what-what-what was your decision?

611. Mm...

612. I'm gonna change careers.

613. It's just, I've done this job every way, Dan.

614. I played by the rules, and that was a mess.

615. I cut corners, and that all blew up in my face.

616. Uh, it's just hopeless.

617. And I think it's okay to quit.

618. I mean, everything you said to Douglass was true.

619. Because of what I said?

620. No, man, I wasn't trying to discourage you with my speech.

621. What would you do?

622. I wanna do something selfish.

623. I think, like, travel, then maybe go to law school.

624. And I really wanna smoke more.

625. You're too good a person to be, like, a smoking lawyer.

626. I-I just don't wanna do this anymore.

627. I didn't like doing this. I'm over it.

628. - That's not true. It is true.

629. No, you like doing this. You're-you're just frustrated.

630. You're just frustrated right now

631. and you're doing that thing where you're like,

632. "Oh, I never liked the thing I loved anyway."

633. All right, don't tell me what I like or don't like.

634. I'm-I'm not telling you anything.

635. I'm just saying your whole focus has been on making

636. a difference, and I love that. I wanna do that.

637. Okay, I'm not telling you what you should be doing,

638. so why are you doing that to me?

639. I'm not telling you what you should be doing.

640. You can do whatever you want.

641. I'm just saying, like, those rule violations, like,

642. nothing you did was a problem.

643. I'm sorry. Can we just, uh, change the subject?

644. I-I came here to escape today,

645. not get coaching or, like, a fix.

646. Okay. Yeah.

647. I'm sorry.

648. Yeah, let's—we can escape.

649. Ugh.

650. Oh, um, that's my friend's from when he visited once.

651. Um...

652. we can go to my room. Is that—

653. Yeah.

654. You okay?

655. She still won't answer?

656. No, no, no, no...

657. I mean, shit. You raised her to hold her own.

658. She'll be a'ight.

659. I hope so.

660. She will be, bro.

661. - Thank you, man. - Mm-hmm.

662. This nigga really drink daiquiris.

663. Nigga, this the white women's specialty, nigga.

664. - They put me on it.

665. You a trip, son.

666. Hey, yo. Yo, what's wrong with your man?

667. - This nigga allergic to ranch? - He's out.

668. Bro, this nigga— Hey, bro! What the fuck?

669. Yo, fam.

670. Hey, fam.

671. What's up?

672. Yo, bro, where my money at?

673. What?

674. Oh, you don't remember me.

675. I made your album cover. You never paid me.

676. - Oh, that's you. Yeah, that's me.

677. - Yes. Yeah.

678. You ain't believe in me.

679. What?

680. You unfollowed me. I got the app. I saw.

681. Nigga, give me my fucking money, bro.

682. I ain't got shit for you, boy.

683. Now, back off.

684. Actually, I just happened to find some money right here.

685. So, uh, what we said, 100?

686. Nah, nigga, we said five.

687. Five? - Yeah.

688. Yeah.

689. - You got change? You're lucky

690. I don't take all of that shit, boy.

691. You got a paintball vest on, bro.

692. Get the fuck outta here.

693. You left the gun at home again, nigga?

694. - Crazy, bro. - Grasshopper, I see you.

695. Oh. For what I owe you.

696. I respect it. You hold that. You good with me.

697. - Word? - Yeah.

698. - Order you some more daiquiris.

699. You know that's happening, bro.

700. Ey, yo, bartender!

701. Yo, let me get some daiquiris for the whole house,

702. except for that nigga with the Lucky Charms chains on, bro.

703. Ah. Oh, sorry.

704. I just did laundry. It's clean, so it's okay.

705. Sorry, it's two loads.

706. A lot of pants, you know?

707. That's a lot of pills.

708. Oh, yeah, that's, um, just, like, allergies and stuff.

709. God damn, keys don't fucking work.

710. - What the fuck? Come on, bro.

711. Yeah, I'm saying.

712. You was just saying some shit.

713. You seen Ghost Dog?

714. Nah, what's that?

715. Oh, you ain't see Ghost Dog?

716. Son, we gotta watch that. I'm telling you.

717. - The Forest Whitaker joint? - The nigga from The Butler?

718. Fuck nah.

719. Yo, check this shit out.

720. And this gon' make it better.

721. Excuse me. ACS.

722. Anybody here?

723. - Excuse me. - What the—

724. Yo, what the fuck did you just do?

725. Fuck!

726. This is a question to each and every one

727. All over the world

728. You think that there ain't no stopping Sister Nancy

729. You know?

730. Do it!

731. Sister Nancy's "Ain't No Stopping Nancy" playing

732. Said there ain't, ain't no stopping Nancy, bang

733. Bangadang!

734. 'Cause I've been DJ'ing

735. From I was 15 years old

736. Tell them! Heel them!

737. Ain't, ain't no stopping Sister Nancy, bang

738. Bangadang!

739. 'Cause I've been DJ'ing

740. From I was 15 years old

741. Tell them! Heel them!

742. Ain't no stopping Nancy now

743. Me lawyer say there ain't no stopping Nancy now

744. I tell uh say my father is a farmer

745. Every day him gon' plow

746. Him nah lef' him razor, and him nah lef' him sow

747. Him plant callaloo