1. You've been using
all my damn sketchpads.Copy !req
2. I don't know
what I'm gonna paint on.Copy !req
3. Yeah, consider it rent.Copy !req
4. It's not rent
It's sketchpads.Copy !req
5. All right, well,
I would like rent.Copy !req
6. hip-hop musicCopy !req
7. I keep seeing you.
Who the hell are you?Copy !req
8. Who, Kev?
No, he's just—Copy !req
9. 'Cause I'm charging rent
for one person.Copy !req
10. If there's two of you,
I'm charging more.Copy !req
11. Did you not get groceries
yesterday?Copy !req
12. Oh, yeah, I started to,
but then I didn't.Copy !req
13. It's just—I paint,Copy !req
14. and, you know, I'm trying
to get my name out there...Copy !req
15. Word? Yeah, that art world
can be cold.Copy !req
16. Damn,
you're either cold, indecent,Copy !req
17. or throwing a tantrum.Copy !req
18. Oh, you got
the tantrum today!Copy !req
19. Stop it! No!Copy !req
20. Not my grandma's Obama mug!Copy !req
21. Ah, shit! Really?Copy !req
22. The mug? Over Gina?Copy !req
23. Yes, over Gina!Copy !req
24. I told you I don't wantCopy !req
25. to hear the word "Gina" again!Copy !req
26. You just said Gina
motherfucking Gina.Copy !req
27. Gina! Gina!Copy !req
28. It's too early for this shit.Copy !req
29. It really is.Copy !req
30. Don't you walk away from me!Copy !req
31. If I leave,
I'm taking the cat.Copy !req
32. It's my cat!Copy !req
33. Why don't we
let her decide, then, huh?Copy !req
34. Why would we let her decide?Copy !req
35. You never support my ideas!Copy !req
36. You hate your mom!Copy !req
37. Don't tell me what I hate!Copy !req
38. You sound like my mom
when you do that.Copy !req
39. Get back here.Copy !req
40. Don't point
that shit at me, woman.Copy !req
41. You cheated on me.Copy !req
42. And I admitted that shit—Copy !req
43. - Kevin!Copy !req
44. Yo.Copy !req
45. The fuck?Copy !req
46. How can you sleep through that?Copy !req
47. Sleep through what?Copy !req
48. The new neighbors.
They were yelling before.Copy !req
49. What do you want me to do, man?
Call the cops.Copy !req
50. Kev, look, we got to
reestablish some ground rules.Copy !req
51. I'm out of toothpaste,
toilet paper, trash bags.Copy !req
52. Every time I buy food,
it vanishes.Copy !req
53. Can you just text me?Copy !req
54. No, I can't just text—Copy !req
55. I think this
is better verbally.Copy !req
56. Also, can you not
spam text me overnight?Copy !req
57. It freaks me out when I wake up
to 18 unread messages.Copy !req
58. I talk in short bursts.Copy !req
59. Kev, look,
I'm happy that you're here.Copy !req
60. This is you, happy?Copy !req
61. Your shrink sucks.Copy !req
62. I mean, look at this place.
It's a disaster.Copy !req
63. And I'm sorry, I've asked youCopy !req
64. not to use
my Street Fighter blanket.Copy !req
65. All right, well,
it's a blanket, and I was cold.Copy !req
66. And it's not just the blanket.Copy !req
67. You keep using
the monogrammed napkinsCopy !req
68. I got from my cousin
Dylan's wedding.Copy !req
69. Monogrammed nap—what, you
about to host a Oscar party?Copy !req
70. They napkins, bro.Copy !req
71. Dylan and I have
the same initials.Copy !req
72. When is he gonna have
spare napkins again?Copy !req
73. Lord knows. I—Copy !req
74. I just need you to add value.Copy !req
75. All right, damn.
Your breath stinks.Copy !req
76. You know what would solve that?
Toothpaste.Copy !req
77. What you want me to do, man?Copy !req
78. Okay, if you want to help,
I finally got an appointmentCopy !req
79. to get the Internet
fixed today.Copy !req
80. The guy's supposed to come
any time from ten to one.Copy !req
81. But from experience,
that could be up to 16 hours.Copy !req
82. All right, yeah,
I'll be here.Copy !req
83. But I got
that art dealer dude, Terry,Copy !req
84. coming by to come check
out my work, so...Copy !req
85. So you'll wait for the guy?Copy !req
86. Yeah, I will.
All right.Copy !req
87. But just to be clear, I'm
trying to get off this couch.Copy !req
88. Kev, I don't want you
to get off the couch.Copy !req
89. I want you to do well todayCopy !req
90. and achieve your dreams
and then get off the couch.Copy !req
91. - But all the dream stuff first.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
92. Okay, good, luck, man,
I am rooting for you.Copy !req
93. All right.Copy !req
94. All right.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. I'm sorry, I would like
the blanket.Copy !req
97. The—the Street Fighter
blanket.Copy !req
98. Friendship is never
having to say you sorry,Copy !req
99. but you say that shit anyway.Copy !req
100. So, Kevin, you got a buzzer,Copy !req
101. but you still got to walk
downstairs to let people in.Copy !req
102. This place is a real shithole.Copy !req
103. Very edgy upbringing.
I like it.Copy !req
104. Upbringing?Copy !req
105. Yeah, you're, what, 17?Copy !req
106. Hey, yeah,Copy !req
107. but a lot older.Copy !req
108. - Yeah.
Um...Copy !req
109. thank you for coming by.Copy !req
110. - I appreciate it.
Sure, man.Copy !req
111. I mean, I love helping
young artists break in.Copy !req
112. You know what I mean?
That's what I do.Copy !req
113. You know, I found Titus Kaphar,
you know?Copy !req
114. - Dope.
- You break an artist that big,Copy !req
115. it kind of flies in the face
of the wholeCopy !req
116. "trust fund party boy" image
which I know I give off,Copy !req
117. but, really,
I'm much more than that.Copy !req
118. I believe you.Copy !req
119. Oh, my God.
Is this you?Copy !req
120. Yep.Copy !req
121. Ah, this is great.Copy !req
122. See, you're versatile, too.
This is great,Copy !req
123. but in a different way from the
sketch you did of Drew's niece.Copy !req
124. Wait,
that's why you reached out?Copy !req
125. - Drew showed you my shit?
- Well, he didn't show it to me.Copy !req
126. I saw him rolling up on it,Copy !req
127. but you captured her
beautifully.Copy !req
128. I don't actually know
what she looks like,Copy !req
129. but the sketch was so good,Copy !req
130. it made me feel like I knew,
you know?Copy !req
131. Yeah, that's real.Copy !req
132. So you think I got a real shot
at making it?Copy !req
133. Absolutely.Copy !req
134. I love this piece.Copy !req
135. It's all about identityCopy !req
136. and the simultaneous
destruction and commodificationCopy !req
137. of African American
Black bodies.Copy !req
138. Exactly. You see it.Copy !req
139. Yeah, I know a couple
major gallery ownersCopy !req
140. - who would love your work.
- Yeah?Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. 'Cause I no idea how to connectCopy !req
143. with the people
who can help me.Copy !req
144. - I just make the art.Copy !req
145. That's where I come in, my man.
I'm the connector.Copy !req
146. Hey.Copy !req
147. Hey.Copy !req
148. What's happening?Copy !req
149. Nitrous.Copy !req
150. I tried doing one
in the Uber over here.Copy !req
151. The driver was not having it.Copy !req
152. I'm like, "Dude,
it's just a transient gasCopy !req
153. that they give you
at the dentist,"Copy !req
154. albeit without
medical supervision.Copy !req
155. I hate when people act likeCopy !req
156. all drugs aren't medicinal,
you know?Copy !req
157. Hit that.
Hit that.Copy !req
158. What?
- Hit that. Hit it.Copy !req
159. Fuck is this?Copy !req
160. Aw, aw.Copy !req
161. Shit is good, right?Copy !req
162. Yeah.Copy !req
163. I can get you meetings,Copy !req
164. but you're gonna need
a space to show—Copy !req
165. someplace gritty.Copy !req
166. What the hell is this?Copy !req
167. A replacement for Gina.Copy !req
168. I don't want
a new one—I want Gina!Copy !req
169. It's a fucking turtle!Copy !req
170. But it's not Gina.
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
171. I'm going back to bed.
I can't win with you, ever!Copy !req
172. - Grittier than this?Copy !req
173. I mean, like, cool gritty.
This is more depressing gritty.Copy !req
174. If I can get you a meeting
with a curator,Copy !req
175. can you get a space?Copy !req
176. Maybe.Copy !req
177. I haven't eaten in, like,
three days.Copy !req
178. What do you got?Copy !req
179. This is, like,
a pre-intervention fridge.Copy !req
180. Rock bottom's
an empty pickle jar.Copy !req
181. You're close.Copy !req
182. Let's go to a café.Copy !req
183. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
184. You got to help me describe
your work so I can sell you.Copy !req
185. I want to do a deep dive,Copy !req
186. and I'd rather hear it
in your words,Copy !req
187. but I love your range.Copy !req
188. Your work's clearly
heavily inspired.Copy !req
189. You know, we always
try and put an artist in a box,Copy !req
190. but it's the unpredictabilityCopy !req
191. that keeps the viewer engaged,
in my humble opinion.Copy !req
192. Anyway, come on,
let's go eat.Copy !req
193. Look, man, I got to wait
on this Internet dude.Copy !req
194. You can't avoid me.Copy !req
195. Get your ass out here!Copy !req
196. Me avoid you?
Your attachment styleCopy !req
197. is dismissive avoidant—
I read the book!Copy !req
198. It's not my fault.
It's my trauma!Copy !req
199. - Yeah.Copy !req
200. I don't like all this yelling
about turtlesCopy !req
201. and attachment styles.Copy !req
202. I'm gonna go eat.
You don't have to come.Copy !req
203. I get it if you care more
about the Internet guyCopy !req
204. than your future.Copy !req
205. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna get somebody
to cover.Copy !req
207. You got Kareem.Copy !req
208. Yo, bro, can you
do me a favor?Copy !req
209. - Yo, man, can we wait outside?Copy !req
210. This shit is freaking me out.Copy !req
211. All right, hey, Kareem, man,
can you come over to the crib?Copy !req
212. It's an experience!Copy !req
213. I swear to God,Copy !req
214. every day you get dumber
and dumber.Copy !req
215. Take that back!
Take it back right now!Copy !req
216. You're gaslighting me!Copy !req
217. You don't even know
what that word means!Copy !req
218. Yes, I do!Copy !req
219. You almost convinced me
I didn't know!Copy !req
220. Even that's a gaslight!Copy !req
221. Domestic disputes
before lunchtime?Copy !req
222. And a turtle in the hallway.Copy !req
223. This is a crazy-ass building.Copy !req
224. Hmm.Copy !req
225. Mm. Eh.Copy !req
226. You are the devil!Copy !req
227. My friends
don't even like you!Copy !req
228. Goddamn struggle house.Copy !req
229. "Dear son,
in case you ran out,Copy !req
230. I got you more
of my AshwagandhaCopy !req
231. for your dick problem.Copy !req
232. I know you said your problem
wasn't dick-related,Copy !req
233. but just in case
you was lying...Copy !req
234. Love, Mom and Dad.Copy !req
235. P.S. Your building
has a turtle infestation."Copy !req
236. What did I just eat?Copy !req
237. Bad-milk-having motherfucker.Copy !req
238. I can't believe them boysCopy !req
239. ain't got a goddamn square
of toilet paper!Copy !req
240. You didn't want him,
so I put him in the hallway.Copy !req
241. He's gone now!
I looked everywhere!Copy !req
242. Nah.Copy !req
243. Okay, D.J.Copy !req
244. Oh, damn! That's the Internet!Copy !req
245. One minute!
I'm gonna be right out!Copy !req
246. - Don't go anywhere, Internet!Copy !req
247. warm musicCopy !req
248. Sorry I'm late.
The Internet's out.Copy !req
249. I'm on my dumb hotspot
that's tougher to—Copy !req
250. I don't care, be late.Copy !req
251. This is your
damn therapy session.Copy !req
252. Cut in, cut out.
It's your time.Copy !req
253. Go to sleep
if you want to, okay?Copy !req
254. You know I don't care.Copy !req
255. Kevin left
and missed the technician.Copy !req
256. Who's Kevin?Copy !req
257. Oh, ah.Copy !req
258. Couch dude.Copy !req
259. Uh, yeah,
well, his name is actually—Copy !req
260. And who's Jen?Copy !req
261. Jess.Copy !req
262. Oh, yeah, I have her down
here as "boss bitch."Copy !req
263. Can you write down her real
name, 'cause it's Jess—Copy !req
264. No, Dan, I already wrote down
"boss bitch."Copy !req
265. Come on,
don't make me waste ink.Copy !req
266. Okay, okay.
Boss bitch.Copy !req
267. All right, so what—
She Black?Copy !req
268. - Latina.
- Mmm.Copy !req
269. You know my husband's
Puerto Rican.Copy !req
270. That's cool.
Yeah, a lot of people are.Copy !req
271. Anyway, we had one night
where we started to hook up,Copy !req
272. but then I fell asleep,
and then a couple days later,Copy !req
273. she said she wants
to keep it professional.Copy !req
274. But I don't know,Copy !req
275. I think she might
still like me.Copy !req
276. Nah, you blew it.
All right?Copy !req
277. And at this point,
you're just wasting time.Copy !req
278. You're wasting her time,
wasting your time,Copy !req
279. and you wasting my time.Copy !req
280. I didn't even want
to get into Jess.Copy !req
281. I meant to talk
about couch dude.Copy !req
282. - There's tension.
- So kick his ass out!Copy !req
283. No, I don't want to do that.Copy !req
284. Yeah, 'cause you
can't be alone.Copy !req
285. Kevin is different.Copy !req
286. We've been close
since we were kids,Copy !req
287. he wanted to move to New York
to pursue his art,Copy !req
288. - and I wanted to help.
- Ah.Copy !req
289. There go Dan "can't be alone,
white superhero,Copy !req
290. Captain Save a Nigga."Copy !req
291. That's not my nickname.
I—Copy !req
292. I'm just being nice
to an old friend.Copy !req
293. Mm-hmm, well, I'm gonna make
a note for you to consider,Copy !req
294. like, why you are exclusivelyCopy !req
295. around Black people.Copy !req
296. Now, the first word that comes
to mind is "fetishizer,"Copy !req
297. and the second word
is "colonizer."Copy !req
298. I mean, that's not,
like, a choice.Copy !req
299. Or it's not thing
I'm seeking.Copy !req
300. I don't—I don't know.
It just happened.Copy !req
301. Oh, yeah?
Dan, are you crazy?Copy !req
302. Let's count them down,
all right?Copy !req
303. You got Kenny the couch nigga,Copy !req
304. you got your step-daddy,
you got this little girlCopy !req
305. you keep giving A's to
for whatever reason,Copy !req
306. you got the drug dealer.Copy !req
307. You work at an almost
all-Black school.Copy !req
308. Then there's me.
Now, I know why you need me.Copy !req
309. But the rest of these niggas,
Dan, they got to go.Copy !req
310. Now that you point it out,Copy !req
311. it me a pattern
from when I was younger.Copy !req
312. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
shit, hey.Copy !req
313. Consider this shit
on your own time.Copy !req
314. The last thing I want to doCopy !req
315. is sit here listening
to your ass brainstorm.Copy !req
316. Go figure it out
and then come back.Copy !req
317. - Okay, understood.
- And you know what?Copy !req
318. I'm shocked that the boss
bitch you ain't fuckingCopy !req
319. ain't Black.Copy !req
320. I mean, she is brown,
for the record.Copy !req
321. - Could we just discuss Kevin?
- Sure.Copy !req
322. Let's talk about why
you said yesCopy !req
323. when he asked to stay
with you.Copy !req
324. I-I asked him to stay.Copy !req
325. What?Copy !req
326. You invited him?Copy !req
327. Yeah, it's not in his nature
to ask for help.Copy !req
328. Uh, no, but it is
in your corny-ass natureCopy !req
329. to invite somebody
to stay with youCopy !req
330. and then resent them
for being there.Copy !req
331. Why is that, Dan?
Examine.Copy !req
332. I—we-we have a connectionCopy !req
333. since, like, 8th grade,
you know?Copy !req
334. Like, when he was over
at my house,Copy !req
335. it was just—
he wasn't my protector exactly,Copy !req
336. but shit was just
less ugly with him around.Copy !req
337. And now it's ugly
with him around.Copy !req
338. Not ugly, exactly.Copy !req
339. I'm just feeling like...Copy !req
340. I'm just feeling like
he's not appreciating meCopy !req
341. or anything I might need.Copy !req
342. Like, it sounds little,
but all this shit adds up.Copy !req
343. Like, we're out of everything.Copy !req
344. Oh, so you like having people
around that you can control,Copy !req
345. huh, Dictator Dan?Copy !req
346. No, that's—
All these nicknames.Copy !req
347. I'm neither a superhero
nor a dictator.Copy !req
348. I'm just guy
who's trying to figure—Copy !req
349. No, you're a guy who likes
to fight losing battlesCopy !req
350. and then resent it
when it's not perfect.Copy !req
351. And it never is!Copy !req
352. Life never is!Copy !req
353. That's actually
really insightful.Copy !req
354. You got a lot of nerve
to act likeCopy !req
355. you surprised at my expertise.Copy !req
356. You know what?
This what you need.Copy !req
357. You need a white therapist.Copy !req
358. Mm-hmm, no, you need somebody
to give you that bullshit,Copy !req
359. that—that, "Oh, my God, Dan,
how you doing?Copy !req
360. How are your parents?"
All that shit bores me, okay?Copy !req
361. And if you want to pay more
to get coddled...Copy !req
362. be my guest.Copy !req
363. I don't want to be coddled,
and I don't want to pay more.Copy !req
364. - Okay, so real talk.
- Okay.Copy !req
365. All right?Copy !req
366. You are in a endless cycleCopy !req
367. of, like, false superiorityCopy !req
368. and self-loathing, all right?Copy !req
369. Stand up for yourself
and kick the motherfucker out.Copy !req
370. Just see what it feels like
to have balls for once, Dan!Copy !req
371. Ball—Copy !req
372. - Dr. Flowers?Copy !req
373. Yerr!Copy !req
374. Hey, yo, there's a turtle
in the stairwell, you seen it?Copy !req
375. Goddamn rush to fight!Copy !req
376. You are a lunatic!Copy !req
377. We can't keep
putting off ICECopy !req
378. until the next day!Copy !req
379. She got a point.Copy !req
380. Oh, God! Tomorrow, please!Copy !req
381. Let's just discuss this
tomorrow.Copy !req
382. But I'm still mad
at you for other things.Copy !req
383. Bro, I miss Lester.Copy !req
384. Yo, Kev, can you
help me understandCopy !req
385. this note I found
when I got home?Copy !req
386. "Sorry we missed you."Copy !req
387. Dude, I asked for your help,Copy !req
388. and now, look,
therapy's frozen.Copy !req
389. I mean, I left,
but I called Kareem over.Copy !req
390. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
391. Oh, big shock,
Kareem fucked up.Copy !req
392. He never even set up Internet
at my mom's place.Copy !req
393. She says he's an AM radio guy.Copy !req
394. Dude, I waited on hold
for hours for that appointment.Copy !req
395. I need this for work.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry, Dan.
Shit.Copy !req
397. What you want me to do?
Fuck.Copy !req
398. I'm sorry—
I was seizing an opportunity,Copy !req
399. that thing that you
encouraged me to do,Copy !req
400. and instead of asking me
how it went,Copy !req
401. you yelling about Internet.Copy !req
402. Okay, yeah.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
403. How'd it go?Copy !req
404. I don't know.
I think it went well.Copy !req
405. Terry said he might link me
with this curator, but...Copy !req
406. I couldn't really tell
what he was saying sometimes.Copy !req
407. I think it was the nitrous.
He was high as shit.Copy !req
408. Why were you doing nitrous
in a business—Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Bruh, you pop a Xanny
to wake up in the morning.Copy !req
411. Don't judge.Copy !req
412. And I wasn't doing it.
It was Terry.Copy !req
413. I'm not mad at this.Copy !req
414. I like a break.Copy !req
415. One sec, Dr. Flowers.
I'd like some privacy.Copy !req
416. Stop giving him so much Xanax.Copy !req
417. Did you see that?Copy !req
418. He's totally unappreciative
of me, my needs,Copy !req
419. and I totally support Kevin,
and he doesn't care at all.Copy !req
420. That's not true.Copy !req
421. Uh, Kenny,
bring your Black ass in here.Copy !req
422. - We don't—Copy !req
423. We don't need Kevin to—
we don't need Kevin to come in.Copy !req
424. Really?Copy !req
425. Yeah, really!Copy !req
426. You can't complain
about the nigga,Copy !req
427. let him defend himself.Copy !req
428. Okay, he says
I don't care about him,Copy !req
429. but that's not true.Copy !req
430. He act like I don't buy
healthy food for him,Copy !req
431. - That's—bread isn't healthy.
- In small amounts it is.Copy !req
432. He act like
I don't get drugs for him.Copy !req
433. He act like I don't support
his sad-ass coaching dream.Copy !req
434. I do a lot.
In my opinion, I do a lot.Copy !req
435. I just feel like
I deserve more.Copy !req
436. I just want some basic respect
and consideration.Copy !req
437. Bro, I show it in real ways.Copy !req
438. Dan on some bullshit about
toothpaste and trash bags.Copy !req
439. You chose
the wrong white friend.Copy !req
440. But don't worry
about it, okay?Copy !req
441. I can fix this
in five minutes,Copy !req
442. if Dan would kindly get
his head from up his ass.Copy !req
443. - Right.
- Now listen up—Copy !req
444. Dr. Flowers?Copy !req
445. Hey, yo, can you hear us?Copy !req
446. No, she can't.
It's frozen.Copy !req
447. - How you know?Copy !req
448. That's just how
technology works.Copy !req
449. - Control, alt, delete.
- No, what are you doing?Copy !req
450. Look, we don't even need her
to fix this shit.Copy !req
451. It's so minor,
we could do it ourselves.Copy !req
452. Fine. I feel like
you don't appreciateCopy !req
453. any of the shit
I've done for you.Copy !req
454. Okay, and I feel like
you wanting creditCopy !req
455. every five seconds make me
feel like you keeping score.Copy !req
456. Bro, I've been there for you
since we was kids.Copy !req
457. What, like I owe you?Copy !req
458. Like, you saved my life
a million years ago,Copy !req
459. and now I'm indebted
to you forever?Copy !req
460. I'm not saying you indebted
to me,Copy !req
461. but you could be showing
some appreciation.Copy !req
462. You're showing me zero, dude,Copy !req
463. and you're staying here
for nothing.Copy !req
464. I didn't ask you
to sleep on your couch.Copy !req
465. You the one that said,
"Follow your dreams."Copy !req
466. You the one that said,
"Come sleep on my couch."Copy !req
467. You the one that said that I
could stay as long as I needed.Copy !req
468. - Okay.
- You said that.Copy !req
469. I said that,
and I believed that,Copy !req
470. but then you could at least try
to make my life easier,Copy !req
471. but the shit you're doing
makes my life more difficult.Copy !req
472. Bro, you're biggest problem
is the Internet.Copy !req
473. I'm trying to figure out
my whole life.Copy !req
474. Yeah, so am I,Copy !req
475. and it's tough to do when
I'm worried about bullshit.Copy !req
476. And to be honest, I'm worried
about bigger shit, too.Copy !req
477. Like that Drew tornadoCopy !req
478. that's just been unleashed
on our lives.Copy !req
479. I lied to Jess,
I've given Zayna A's,Copy !req
480. I've risked my job,
I'm scared of this guy,Copy !req
481. and I'm at the game,
and I look up in the standsCopy !req
482. and see you sitting with him
like you're best friends.Copy !req
483. Bro, Drew is not that bad.Copy !req
484. He is that bad.
He's a dangerous drug dealer.Copy !req
485. And every time
we can get away from him,Copy !req
486. you seem to do something
to bring us closer.Copy !req
487. I'm telling you, dude,Copy !req
488. if you hang around bad people
long enough,Copy !req
489. bad shit is gonna happen.Copy !req
490. Bad shit happen
around good people, too.Copy !req
491. You're not making sense.Copy !req
492. He almost killed you.
Do you remember that?Copy !req
493. I remember.
The fuck—Copy !req
494. So can you give meCopy !req
495. one redeemable quality
about this guy?Copy !req
496. One.Copy !req
497. He linked me with Terry.Copy !req
498. What?Copy !req
499. Yeah, Drew liked my art,
and he linked me with Terry.Copy !req
500. I'm not saying he a saint,
but he not all bad.Copy !req
501. You took help from Drew?Copy !req
502. You never ask for my help.Copy !req
503. 'Cause I'm living
on your couch alreadyCopy !req
504. and you keep score.Copy !req
505. If I ask for your help,
you gonna be like,Copy !req
506. "I did this for you,
I did that for you.Copy !req
507. And I—"
Like, that's what you do.Copy !req
508. What'd I miss?
I bet nothing.Copy !req
509. You actually
did miss something.Copy !req
510. It turns out Kevin
met this art dealerCopy !req
511. through the drug dealer
who's been menacing both of us.Copy !req
512. - So what?
- Exactly.Copy !req
513. Every time I try to
make you happy, it backfires!Copy !req
514. Forget it,
I'm done with this shit,Copy !req
515. I'm gonna tell them
the truth at the hearing.Copy !req
516. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
517. It's our neighbors.
- What hearing?Copy !req
518. I don't know.Copy !req
519. Can we get that fix to
our problem that you mentioned?Copy !req
520. Shh, shh, shh.
Shut up, Dan.Copy !req
521. I'm hearing
some good shit here.Copy !req
522. You do that,Copy !req
523. and I'll tell them
I paid you to marry me!Copy !req
524. Ooh. Ooh!Copy !req
525. Thank you, Jesus!Copy !req
526. Finally, some better shit
than yours.Copy !req
527. This sound like a green card
case is a-brewing over there.Copy !req
528. That's some heavy shit now.Copy !req
529. Motherfucker,
you still owe me eight grand!Copy !req
530. You think I don't know
what you doing.Copy !req
531. You trying to
make me love youCopy !req
532. so you don't got
to pay me the rest!Copy !req
533. I'd rather get deportedCopy !req
534. than do this shit
one more second.Copy !req
535. And jail would be
a step up for me.Copy !req
536. Take me over there, Dan.Copy !req
537. I don't think we should
get involved, Dr. Flowers.Copy !req
538. I'm getting involved.Copy !req
539. This is some serious shit.
It's heavy now.Copy !req
540. You come, too, Kenny.Copy !req
541. Wait, why-why do you want
Kenny to come?Copy !req
542. 'Cause you're
my golden goose, Dan.Copy !req
543. Kenny, bring your ass
to protect him.Copy !req
544. He gonna need a Black body
over thereCopy !req
545. to absorb the impact.Copy !req
546. Yo, clown!Copy !req
547. I can't knock on the door my—
Can you knock?Copy !req
548. Jeez, I got to tell
this nigga everything.Copy !req
549. - What?
- Hi, my name is Dan—Copy !req
550. Yeah, I know you.
You live next door.Copy !req
551. You're a teacher
and wannabe coach.Copy !req
552. - I actually did coach a game.
- And you.Copy !req
553. You watch porn loud
during the day.Copy !req
554. True.Copy !req
555. Well, it's great
to meet in person.Copy !req
556. Uh, my therapist
would like a word with you.Copy !req
557. Yo, sis, go get your man,Copy !req
558. I want to help y'all out.Copy !req
559. Help me out?
Okay, sis.Copy !req
560. Um, hey!Copy !req
561. Come here for a second.Copy !req
562. Neighbor's got his shrink
on the laptop.Copy !req
563. Yeah, I got a deep voice.Copy !req
564. What?Copy !req
565. Uh...Copy !req
566. This is Dr. Flowers.
She has a degree.Copy !req
567. All right, Dan,
shut the fuck up.Copy !req
568. I'm sorry, excuse me, y'all.
He don't really know me.Copy !req
569. But I'm here
to help y'all, okay?Copy !req
570. Now, I need the four of y'all
to listen up.Copy !req
571. Now, it's very simple
what y'all got going on.Copy !req
572. It's very similar, too.
It's a classic power struggle.Copy !req
573. This is when one tries
to make the other one happy,Copy !req
574. but then it doesn't work out,
and you resent itCopy !req
575. because it didn't go the way
you expected it.Copy !req
576. Now, you see these two?Copy !req
577. These two are fucking morons,
all right?Copy !req
578. They ain't got no stakes.Copy !req
579. They problems are simple
and dumb,Copy !req
580. just like them.Copy !req
581. But you two,
your shit is major.Copy !req
582. Yeah, you got some green card
shit on the line.Copy !req
583. This is real-life shit.Copy !req
584. I need y'all to let me in
so I can help y'all,Copy !req
585. you understand?Copy !req
586. At least let me help y'all
make it through this hearing.Copy !req
587. She right.Copy !req
588. Yeah, I know I'm right.Copy !req
589. Look, sister,
we got to talk some, like,Copy !req
590. real sensitive legal shit,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
591. And I don't want these
herbs overhearing,Copy !req
592. so why don't we go somewhereCopy !req
593. where we can talk in private,
all right?Copy !req
594. Come on, Dan,
put me over there to her.Copy !req
595. Come on, Dan.
Dan!Copy !req
596. - Jolene, back!Copy !req
597. Jolene.Copy !req
598. The cat name is they password.Copy !req
599. - Oh, shit.
- Yeah, we in.Copy !req
600. That's fucking great.Copy !req
601. All you need
is your laptop back.Copy !req
602. That's great.
Oh, man, thank you.Copy !req
603. Yep. It's a value add.
Count it.Copy !req
604. - I count it.Copy !req
605. Oh, Terry came through, man.
It's happening.Copy !req
606. Yo, that's great.
Congrats.Copy !req
607. - Thank you, bro.
- Yeah.Copy !req
608. Yeah, I still
don't have a spot, though.Copy !req
609. Just ask your friend, Drew.Copy !req
610. Bro, come on, man, you want me
to get off your couch, right?Copy !req
611. Wait, is this you
asking for help?Copy !req
612. - Yeah.
- You know what?Copy !req
613. There's this multipurpose room
at school.Copy !req
614. It's been closed to students
since last year,Copy !req
615. since they caught kids
drinking in there.Copy !req
616. Now it's just a room
where teachers drink sometimes.Copy !req
617. I could sneak you in.Copy !req
618. You'd do that?Copy !req
619. Yeah, for sure.Copy !req
620. - I appreciate you, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
621. I'm gonna go take a shit.Copy !req
622. You bought toilet paper, right?Copy !req
623. No.Copy !req
624. "Dick problem."
What the fuck, Kareem?Copy !req
625. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
626. - Yo, Danny.
- Yeah?Copy !req
627. - Yo, I fixed them.
- That's great.Copy !req
628. Mm-hmm, it only took me
five minutesCopy !req
629. to solve they damn problem.Copy !req
630. You're the only nut
I can't crack.Copy !req
631. I think we're making
good progress.Copy !req
632. No, we're not.Copy !req
633. Oh.Copy !req
634. Matter of fact,
we going in reverse,Copy !req
635. but I'm making money,
so I'm gonna keep you on.Copy !req
636. Okay.Copy !req
637. Listen, I got them as
a client, both of them.Copy !req
638. - So don't worry about it.
- Okay, cool.Copy !req
639. And I'm only gonna
charge you doubleCopy !req
640. 'cause you brought Kenny
with you.Copy !req
641. And you can go ahead
and Venmo me the money.Copy !req
642. - I need it right now.
- You brought Kenny in.Copy !req
643. Why do I have to pay
for two sessions?Copy !req
644. I-I brought Kenny in?Copy !req
645. You talk about this nigga
night and day.Copy !req
646. I brought him in?Copy !req
647. - You know what?
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
648. Don't fucking talk about him
no more, then, okay?Copy !req
649. You not gonna do this to me,
all right?Copy !req
650. I'm not gonna be
your whipping post, all right?Copy !req
651. I'll call
that drug dealer niggaCopy !req
652. and have him
do something to you.Copy !req
653. Don't do—Copy !req
654. I know all the Black people
in the world.Copy !req
655. You'll have a Million Man
March all over your ass.Copy !req
656. Don't do that.
Okay, sorry.Copy !req
657. - Yeah?Copy !req
658. You think this is a scarf?
It's not.Copy !req
659. It's a fucking noose,
'cause I'm gonna kill myselfCopy !req
660. if you don't
get your shit together.Copy !req
661. Sorry, okay.
I got it.Copy !req
662. And what you
may want to do is,Copy !req
663. you may want to get
your ass upCopy !req
664. and go the fuck over there
and get your laptop, nigga,Copy !req
665. 'cause I swear
they about to pawn it.Copy !req
666. Okay.
Thank you, Dr. Flowers.Copy !req
667. - Sorry.
- Nigga, just go!Copy !req
668. What the fuck?
You'll see me again.Copy !req
669. You think it's my funeral?
Shit, longest goodbye ever—Copy !req
670. Okay, see you next week,
Dr. Flowers.Copy !req
671. Oh, fuck me,
you Dominican goddess!Copy !req
672. I'll just get it later.Copy !req
673. Bruh, your napkins
don't say D.J. anymore.Copy !req
674. I don't know who did it.
It wasn't me.Copy !req
675. I'm gonna just let you know,
so don't start blaming.Copy !req
676. Okay, so the gallery owner,
he can sneak through this doorCopy !req
677. I'm gonna leave propped open,
all right?Copy !req
678. The multipurpose room
is on the third floor.Copy !req
679. It's open until noon, okay?Copy !req
680. All right.
Are you sure it's all right?Copy !req
681. Yeah, of course.
You're using it for a purpose.Copy !req
682. That's literally what
the multipurpose room is for.Copy !req
683. Just have your meeting,
then sneak out.Copy !req
684. - All right, thanks, dude.
- Of course. Good luck, man.Copy !req
685. You guys psyched to learn?Copy !req
686. Let's get to it.Copy !req
687. Okay, now, this
is a Bunsen burner,Copy !req
688. named after Nathaniel Bunsen,Copy !req
689. who became the first manCopy !req
690. to die from a Bunsen Burner.Copy !req
691. Emergency, the school
is on lockdown.Copy !req
692. - Code white.
- Okay, everyone.Copy !req
693. In a calm and orderly fashion,
let's all line up.Copy !req
694. Do not move
until further notice.Copy !req
695. Of course, never mind.
Let's sit down.Copy !req
696. It's all okay.Copy !req
697. Don't pray for me,
just press play for meCopy !req
698. Don't cry for me, just
put one in the sky for meCopy !req
699. Honestly, if you lie,
you die to meCopy !req
700. Don't pray for me,
just press play for meCopy !req
701. Don't cry for me, just
put one in the sky for meCopy !req
702. Honestly, if you lie,
you die to meCopy !req
703. My problems is real,
m-m-my problems is realCopy !req
704. I tried to run
from my problemsCopy !req
705. Until I bloodied my heelsCopy !req
706. My problems is real,
m-m-my problems is realCopy !req
707. I tried to run
from my problemsCopy !req
708. Until I bloodied my heelsCopy !req
709. I swallow my courage,
and then I swallow my fearsCopy !req
710. And then I swallow
every ounce leftCopy !req
711. In the bottle that's nearCopy !req
712. I'm deep in my feels,
my right hand on the wheelCopy !req
713. I know they say drugs kill,
but so do cops, who cares?Copy !req
714. This shit straight illCopy !req