Flatbush Misdemeanors 1x4

1. How long I gotta be married to your mother

2. before you respect our union?

3. I'm not calling you Dad, man.

4. Sorry if I interrupted you and Jasmine earlier.

5. You good. I'm done with her.

6. At least you don't try to impress niggas.

7. That's what I like about you.

8. You brought her over. You must like her.

9. I don't care about her. She got a long second toe.

10. What's something that says, like, I love you,

11. but also, I respect

12. that you're my professional superior?

13. You got your mom out here, like,

14. my sister won't even answer the fuckin' phone.

15. Shit crazy.

16. Niggas really don't give a fuck about me, man.

17. This is what them V-Vs do

18. You see the V-Vs, I busted all the T-Ts too

19. Fantastic.

20. Yo, you heard that?

21. I said V-Vs and T-Ts.

22. Don't let that shit go over your head, dawg.

23. Bark.

24. Bruh, no disrespect, man,

25. but I'm just trying to show you this album cover I designed

26. and get out of here, like...

27. Nigga, why you ain't just DM it to me?

28. 'Cause my shit's been stolen before even with the watermark.

29. Ah, I feel you.

30. Niggas ain't got no respect for the artist, bro.

31. Exactly. So check it. Um...

32. Can we, like, go into another room or something, so—

33. No. Baby sleep. Let me see it.

34. This shit hard.

35. - You did this? - Yeah. Appreciate it.

36. So maybe you can just CashApp me a hunnit

37. and then, you know,

38. I'll send you the files and we can do it like that.

39. - It's just—

40. Yo!

41. Yo! Why would you do that?

42. - What the fu— - I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

43. I ain't got no bread, all right?

44. But I got 10K on the Gram. Okay?

45. We goin' viral. I'ma tag you. Okay?

46. All right, bro.

47. Yo. Let me out of here, man.

48. You got to wiggle it and jiggle it.

49. I'm fuckin' wiggling and jiggling, nigga.

50. Let me out of here.

51. Jiggle it, wiggle it.

52. Wiggle it, jiggle it

53. Spinning on the ops like a pendulum

54. Whoo!

55. - Nigga, you trash, bro! - You just a hater.

56. You a TikTok rapper, nigga. You never gonna make it, bro.

57. - Don't wake up the baby!

58. No one lives on Mercury,

59. but that planet controls our communications.

60. When it's retrograde, we might misunderstand each other.

61. Why so glum, chum?

62. Bruh, every time I try to sell my work, I get played.

63. This nigga really just stole my shit.

64. I'm—I'm sorry.

65. Should I try to find a bright side

66. or just be sad with you?

67. Just say what you got to say, man.

68. Okay, well, he didn't pay you,

69. but if he took it, that means he liked it.

70. Like, your last client hated your work.

71. Is that supposed to make me feel better?

72. I see why they won't let you coach.

73. Bro, how did you— was the door unlocked?

74. No. I cut a key.

75. I had to, ever since you started locking your door.

76. Can't be too careful in this neighborhood nowadays,

77. even if Flatbush is being gentrificated.

78. Yo, can you make me one?

79. Got you. - Yo, Kareem.

80. Kevin and I were kind of in the middle of something.

81. No, we weren't.

82. I mean, just let me— we sort of are.

83. Well, what are you doing here?

84. I told Mom I'd be over for dinner later.

85. We in a little contest.

86. And it'll make her happy if you come over

87. and help us before dinner.

88. What contest?

89. Ah. Check this out.

90. We tryna win the Best Window Box

91. in the Greenest Block in Brooklyn contest.

92. And they judging tonight.

93. So now we gotta go

94. and try to cram some green shit into our box.

95. - Do you really need my help? - I don't.

96. But your mama want to spend some time with her son

97. who she ain't seen in months.

98. Now put your shoes on.

99. And Maria said she ain't seen your square head ass neither.

100. - I've been busy, bro. - I'm sorry, Kareem.

101. Tell her I'll be over for dinner.

102. I just—I just want to rest first, if that's okay.

103. Oh, I'm so sorry.

104. You think I give a damn about what you want?

105. I respect a woman's choice. Now, everybody, let's go.

106. Family first.

107. I can't, man. I got a date tonight.

108. Oh, I stand corrected. Pussy does come before family.

109. Mm.

110. Come on, son. Let's go.

111. TOBi & Juls' "Dollas and Cents"

112. Tears 'fore I crack a smile

113. Who you fuckin' in that phone?

114. Jesus, dude. Come on.

115. Come on. Your boy Squarehead,

116. he getting ass and he ain't even paying rent.

117. You breakin' somebody's back, right?

118. No, I'm not breaking backs.

119. Are you at least bruising them?

120. What's bruising? No. I'm not breaking or bruising.

121. - Come on, man. - Hey.

122. What about the chick in your school?

123. - You smashing? - She's my boss.

124. And I—we almost did. But I fell asleep before.

125. You supposed to get the ass, then fall asleep.

126. You kids do everything backwards these days.

127. Well, I took too many benzos.

128. It's like this anti-anxiety pill.

129. They relax you but then make you tired, so—

130. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. You're taking the wrong pills.

131. I got some shit that gonna make your dick stand up

132. like a soldier in Buckingham Palace.

133. That's not the issue. It's—

134. No, I mean, like a Confederate statue

135. that's been up for centuries.

136. Big, white.

137. You circumcised?

138. jazz music

139. Dan, you're home! Oh, you're home!

140. This is so much better than talking to you on the phone.

141. I know. I'm—I'm sorry. But I'm—I'm here.

142. But I am sorry.

143. No, I'm sorry your pills made you pass out

144. before you could have sex with your professional superior.

145. Wait, wait. How do—how do you know that?

146. - Yeah.

147. - Me and your mama communicate. That's true.

148. Maybe if you communicated, you'd be fuckin'.

149. Okay.

150. - Baby. - Yeah.

151. Where the horny goat weed pills at?

152. Oh, they're in the bedroom under the mattress.

153. No, no. I'm never gonna use those.

154. I'm never gonna use those.

155. Come here. - I'm not gonna use those.

156. Well, you should.

157. I'm glad you could help me and Kareem win the Best Window Box.

158. I just really want to beat Charlotte.

159. - Who's Charlotte? - I told you about her.

160. She's this goy chick who moved in down the block.

161. Right. Okay, okay.

162. I didn't remember "Charlotte," but "goy chick," I do remember.

163. - Okay. Yeah. - She won last year,

164. and she goes on and on on all the Facebook groups

165. about how green her thumb is.

166. She's got the perfect purple hydrangeas

167. and her happy family photos in the window,

168. and her son is helping her, and I just want to beat her.

169. Okay. Yeah. We'll try to win so your neighbor's sad.

170. Kareem is gonna go pick some more begonias

171. for our window to tape to the top.

172. You should go with him while I finish dinner.

173. Oh, no. Like, I'd rather not.

174. I mean, I came to see you, so—

175. You really don't like him, do you?

176. No, no, no. Don't—don't worry about that.

177. I don't, but you do. It's okay. You married him.

178. You hate him that much that you'll barely see me now.

179. Just five-minute phone calls.

180. I'm—I really don't hate him. I would not have married him.

181. But that's fine. We have different types.

182. I just want you guys to share something together.

183. Like, just—it would be nice to feel like a family.

184. Okay, okay, okay, I'll try.

185. Aww. Okay.

186. Mwah! Oh, my gosh.

187. I'm so happy you're here for dinner.

188. I am making steak, by the way.

189. Well, I've—I've never seen you cook.

190. - You cook? Oh, sure.

191. You just follow each step, and then add something random,

192. and it's unique and original.

193. Kev says hi, by the way.

194. He wanted to come, but he has a date tonight.

195. Oh, is he still dating that nice girl?

196. The one with the—she had the birthmark on her right cheek

197. and the royal blue braces?

198. What? Keturah from eighth grade?

199. Yeah. - No.

200. - They—they broke up. What's she doing now?

201. I figure she went to ninth grade.

202. And then after that, it's anyone's guess.

203. Ashwagandha.

204. That should tie your dick over in the meantime.

205. I don't need my dick tied. It's okay.

206. Come on.

207. These big, old niggas ain't gonna pick themselves.

208. They're begonias. Don't say that at the store.

209. - Come on, son! Don't say son.

210. Ah ah ah

211. Oh

212. Ooh, ooh

213. Yeah

214. Ah ah ah ah ah ah

215. Staring at each other

216. The weight is heavy and I'm...

217. Mom seems really happy. It's weird.

218. What's weird?

219. You just see, like,

220. a very different version of her than I've known.

221. When we met, she was always going through this or that.

222. But when she's feeling down, I pick her up.

223. Yeah. Well, thanks for helping her.

224. Of course. You know, she does the same for me.

225. That's love.

226. - Keep a lookout. - Yeah. Wait, what?

227. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

228. What are you doing?

229. - What are you doing? - Competing.

230. That's right. I'm about to kill these damn flowers.

231. Yo, stop. Let's get the begonias or whatever.

232. Oh, no. We not doing that.

233. Look, you can play offense or you can play defense.

234. And defense wins championships.

235. This goy bitch is going down.

236. Oh, this is the goy— yo, yo, stop, stop, stop, stop.

237. Yo, come on. Enough with the weed killer, man.

238. Weed killer, no? That's puppy piss, man.

239. Give me my bottle.

240. Why do you have— you don't even have a dog.

241. I used to.

242. - This is old. - Okay, yeah.

243. I'm gonna go get the flowers. I'll see you back there.

244. Have fun with this. Jesus, dude.

245. tranquil music

246. All right. Steak and potatoes are ready.

247. Mmm!

248. Aww. Mwah!

249. Ooh.

250. K, you smell like a natural disaster.

251. - What happened? - Life happened.

252. Took us a few to pick up them flowers

253. 'cause we had to take care of something.

254. Oh, okay.

255. - I'ma go wash up. Okay.

256. Okay. I'm sorry, Mom.

257. I can't—I can't stay for dinner.

258. - I just have to go. - What? What happened?

259. I—I just—he's so weird.

260. He's just so fucking weird.

261. He makes you happy? This—this guy makes you happy?

262. He's weird, I'm weird.

263. What's the—what's the problem?

264. I'm glad—I'm really glad

265. you're in such a good place now.

266. - I—I can't forget how it was. - What do you mean?

267. Like, I don't know who you are.

268. - You're taking ballroom dance? - Can you believe it?

269. With how good Kareem already is—

270. It just bugs me how much better you are now.

271. How is me being better now a bad thing?

272. Because it's tough for me to play house now

273. when I had to take care of you for years.

274. I don't know, why couldn't you fix yourself then?

275. You never took your meds. Like, refused.

276. I had to constantly try to fix your mood.

277. And I never could.

278. I had to try to make sure you were okay always.

279. And I fucking resent that.

280. And that's why it's hard for me to come over and to see

281. this, like, weirdly happy,

282. calm, alternate world.

283. I don't know what to tell you.

284. I'm sorry. I've said I'm sorry before.

285. And I—it wasn't—

286. it wasn't fun for me either.

287. I want to see you. But you're an adult.

288. So either forgive me

289. or—or don't.

290. I don't know.

291. What the—I had her all happy!

292. Leave for two seconds, and look what you did.

293. It's okay, it's okay. - I didn't do nothing.

294. Come on.

295. - Come on, babe. Come on. Okay.

296. - Yeah, okay. - Come on, come on.

297. Breathe...

298. breathe.

299. - All right.

300. - All right. - Okay.

301. - All right. - Okay, yeah.

302. - All right.

303. - I'm—I'm sorry, Mom. - Oh, it's okay.

304. I'm sorry I didn't take my pills back then.

305. It's just that you had to take them with water.

306. And I hate drinking water.

307. I know, I know.

308. Can you show me the photos of Kareem teaching you to drive?

309. Oh, yes. Okay.

310. Here I am driving a truck.

311. Okay. Now, as Kareem says, instead of 10:00 and 2:00,

312. think of it as 1,000 and 200 because trucks are bigger.

313. - That's right!

314. That's exactly right.

315. He's so good.

316. Hey

317. upbeat music

318. Damn. Fuck, man.

319. Oh, shit.

320. - Yo, what you doing here? - I came to get Mom's medal.

321. I texted you like five times, bro.

322. - My bad. I'm sleep. - Yeah. I see.

323. That's why your ass is always broke.

324. Get off, man. I missed you, too, Georgia.

325. Oh, you want something to drink?

326. Nah, I'm good. I'm about to dip.

327. Me and Sade going to this hookah spot.

328. Now you stay doing dope shit.

329. Nigga, hookah's basic as fuck.

330. My girl just need to be basic right now.

331. Oh, you getting good with the painting, son.

332. It's fire.

333. - I appreciate it. It's fire.

334. Yo, you think you can get me a job at the label?

335. I just did an album cover for this dude Mar 10s.

336. He, like, the hottest nigga in Brooklyn right now.

337. They saying he the next Biggie.

338. He got 100,000 followers on Instagram.

339. Everybody know this nigga.

340. Never heard of him.

341. But I already told you. I'm a engineer.

342. I can't help you. - All right.

343. Yo.

344. - You sleep on this? - Yeah, why?

345. Nothin'.

346. Thanks.

347. Ah, yeah. Perfect.

348. What, you leaving?

349. - Yeah, man. What you finna do?

350. I ain't on shit.

351. I was supposed to link with this girl,

352. but she flaked on me, so I don't know.

353. Word.

354. Wanna do some shrooms?

355. - Yeah. Hell yes.

356. Let's do that shit.

357. So I'm keepin' it on me

358. Great John on the beat, by the way

359. Look, look, look

360. I could be gone by the mornin', huh

361. So I'm keepin' it on me

362. She said she don't love nobody

363. You know how dogs are our pets?

364. He was saying that back when it was dinosaurs,

365. there was bigger humans and the dinosaurs were the pets.

366. I'm not saying—no, listen, I'm not saying that's facts.

367. I'm just saying it's not not facts.

368. - Whatever. I'm shady.

369. Yo, what are you doing?

370. You can't just wet lip someone else's joint like that, bro.

371. Here.

372. Oh, my bad.

373. I only seen this done in music videos.

374. Oh, you gotta get out more, bro.

375. Being out just make me realize

376. how much I like being inside, you know?

377. - Am I the only one that's hot? - Nigga, shut up!

378. - You killing the vibe, man. - Y'all not hot?

379. Oh.

380. - Thank you.

381. I don't care how it seem

382. They say they love me

383. But lately don't know what it mean

384. Sent a message to God and He left it on seen

385. But only to show me shit don't go as planned, huh

386. Told you was gon' be the man

387. - Yo, Jas. What's up? Hey.

388. What's up? - What you doing here?

389. What you doing? What you doing here?

390. Hey.

391. Yo, the universe just keep bringing us together, I guess.

392. Like, crazy, like—

393. why you ain't just tell me to meet you here?

394. This spot is dope.

395. Oh, my homie came from out of town last minute.

396. - My bad for cancelling. Oh, where she at?

397. I got a whole section back here.

398. Oh, no, no, no. We good, we good.

399. I ain't trying to cramp your style.

400. Don't worry about it.

401. You're not cramping nothing.

402. No, it's all right. Just hit me later.

403. - We can just talk about it. - Pardon me. No disrespect, son.

404. I ain't know which flavor hookah you wanted.

405. So I just got all 12.

406. - It's nuffin'.

407. - Oh, damn. You got all 12? Yeah.

408. Oh, shit. My bad. I'm sorry. This my homeboy Kevin.

409. - Kevin, this is Rich. - What's up, Kev?

410. What's up, man?

411. Yeah, I'ma just—

412. So, like, I was thinking about the grape or something.

413. - Grape? I got this. - You know what I'm saying?

414. She fuck with bosses

415. Boy, just watch how you be talkin'

416. You know lil' bro gon' spark it, hey

417. Pull out your camera, record it, huh

418. - Where'd you go? - Um...

419. bitches, man.

420. She think I'm buyin' her bags 'cause she gorgeous

421. She want Dior, I know she adore it

422. Take no checks, know bro gon' floor it

423. When you got a check, you're life ain't boring

424. Hold on, ballin', I feel like I'm Jordan

425. But this a different type of scorin'

426. They ain't want me, now they say I'm important

427. They painted my brother a portrait

428. Can you relight this and then send it over there?

429. No regular whip, this a foreign

430. I cannot fuck her if she gon' be stalkin'

431. Yeah. Thank you.

432. Look, I could be gone by the mornin', huh

433. So I'm keepin' it on me

434. She said she don't love nobody

435. I told her I was heartless

436. She said she just wanna party, uh

437. She fuck with bosses

438. Boy, just watch how you be talking

439. Nigga, go get my fuckin' bottle.

440. Come on, man. It was almost done.

441. Chill, like...

442. I had two glasses left.

443. So, what, I owe you, like, $32?

444. That was a $400 bottle, Kev, man.

445. 400 for some Tito's?

446. - Couldn't be me. - Nigga, it wasn't you.

447. Kevin, go get my fuckin' bottle.

448. All right. I got you.

449. Yeah, hurry up.

450. Police outside, to the back, we out

451. Be the crack of dawn, nigga

452. He's so stupid.

453. - What's up? - Yo, my nigga.

454. What the fuck are you doing, bro?

455. I'm here with somebody, nigga. Are you dumb?

456. You flake on me to be out here keke-ing with this nigga.

457. Now you rejecting my hospitality.

458. How I'm wrong?

459. You're wrong 'cause you're over here

460. when you need to be over there.

461. Like, fuck is you talking about?

462. - Take your bottle and go. Word?

463. - So you don't want the Tito's?

464. All them times we was in the crib

465. and you said you wanted some Tito's.

466. Now I got you some Tito's and you don't want the Tito's.

467. Okay.

468. Kev, I don't know what your problem is,

469. and I'm not tryna be disrespectful,

470. but I'm not your girl.

471. I'm allowed to reschedule.

472. Yeah, you can reschedule, but not today, Jas.

473. Like, I had a whole day planned out for us.

474. You ain't even think to ask me what I put together,

475. like...

476. It's only so much time we have left in this world,

477. and all we have are the people we care about,

478. and I wanna spend time with you 'cause I care about you.

479. - What you have planned? - Huh?

480. What did you have planned?

481. - We was gonna see a movie...

482. and then I was gonna be spontaneous with the rest.

483. Kev, look, I like you.

484. But all we do is Fire Stick and fuck.

485. Sometimes I just want to get dressed up

486. and be taken care of.

487. So that's it?

488. All a nigga need is 12 flavors of hookah to bag you?

489. Yo, you a whole bird. I don't even know—

490. Okay, nigga, you a whole fuckin' bum.

491. Like, you losing me.

492. This why I don't ask you for shit.

493. Don't fuckin' sit here and judge me

494. 'cause I like nice things that you can't afford.

495. But, Jas—

496. You got me tight right now, my nigga.

497. Look, you the one who said you ain't need none of this.

498. I don't need none of this shit, but it's nice to have,

499. and I'm definitely worthy of it.

500. You need everything you like?

501. - Nah, but— - Okay.

502. All right, well, stop making sense.

503. - What I'm saying is...

504. if you wanted this shit, you should have just told a nigga

505. this is what the fuck you wanted

506. 'cause then I wouldn't fuck with you from jump.

507. - It's easy as that. Kev—

508. - Come on. Kev, get up.

509. Nah.

510. Kev, get the fuck up.

511. - Why? For who? - Oh, my God.

512. What's up, man?

513. It's good, bro. You thirsty?

514. No, nigga. You thirsty. Thank you.

515. Damn, you strong as shit.

516. Take your fuckin' shot. Oh, my God.

517. Who was that? Your little cousin?

518. Yeah. On my dead stepmother's side.

519. I'm sorry about that, baby.

520. Shorty just been lying to me the whole time,

521. talking about she like broke niggas.

522. - Like— - Nobody likes broke niggas.

523. Exactly. I know.

524. That's why I thought she was different.

525. I don't know, bro. I'll be honest.

526. - The bitch ain't shit, Kev. - Thank you! I've been saying.

527. 'Cause anybody fucking with you right now is not a prize.

528. A bitch with her shit together

529. does not want to fuck no nigga that lives on a couch.

530. A bitch that will fuck with any nigga in your circumstances,

531. you gotta ask yourself,

532. "Does this bitch respect herself?

533. Does she even have standards?"

534. - Feel me?

535. 'Cause if she's fuckin' with you,

536. the you you are right now,

537. she's out here makin' bad life choices.

538. You can't be with no bitch

539. that's making bad life choices, man.

540. You deserve better.

541. I don't know how to feel.

542. You was about to fight over a bitch that wasn't your bitch.

543. - You should feel crazy.

544. Nah, you're right. I was buggin', I was buggin'.

545. You just don't know how to deal with adversity.

546. That's what it is.

547. Everything just came naturally to you.

548. You got good grades, but you never studied.

549. You draw, but you don't practice.

550. You talented, but you lazy.

551. How you think I got bottle money and bitch money?

552. I worked for it.

553. I got bad grades,

554. and my underwears had dick holes in 'em.

555. - Shit wasn't easy. - I feel like Dan.

556. Yeah. You fuckin' up, dog.

557. You moved here with no plans, no connections,

558. you doing drugs now.

559. It's all bad.

560. You the one that gave me the drugs.

561. - What are you talking about? - Yeah.

562. But I wouldn't have gave you that shit

563. if I knew you was gonna be all tweaking and acting crazy.

564. You got boogers in your nose, man.

565. What if Mommy seen you out here like that?

566. What would she think?

567. You got to get your priorities in order.

568. You moved here. That's half of it.

569. Now you just gotta focus.

570. Invest in niggas who invest in you.

571. Move out of that apartment.

572. - Or at least fumigate it. - Yeah, you're right.

573. I'm not trying to be there forever.

574. - It's just— And blow.

575. That shit nasty.

576. Mm.

577. It's gross.

578. Are you sure you don't got no plugs at your job?

579. I wish it worked like that.

580. But yo, here.

581. Take this. Shit got Photoshop on it.

582. Probably mad other stuff you could use.

583. I was gonna sell it, so don't trip.

584. Bro, thank you.

585. I love you, bro For real, for real.

586. - I love you. - And I love you too, man.

587. I love you back. I miss kicking it with you.

588. - We should link more often. - I know. What's up?

589. - Let's get up next week. Mmm. Can't.

590. I'ma be in Europe for, like, seven months.

591. All right, next year.

592. Maybe we'll get together next year.

593. Maybe. - Okay. Maybe.

594. Just call first, though.

595. - Yeah, definitely. - All right.

596. All right.

597. Ooh.

598. WBKU's live-tweeting the Best Window Box in Brooklyn.

599. - Whoo! Yes. Okay.

600. Tenth place.

601. - Not us. Okay. Huh.

602. Hey, y'all just leave the door open or what?

603. What's going on? Oh! There he is!

604. My favorite boy!

605. - What's up, aunty? - Ooh!

606. - It's good to see you. - Oh, gosh.

607. You are the absolute sweetest.

608. Now, are you sure you don't want to get back together

609. - with Keturah?

610. - From the eighth grade? - Yeah.

611. She wouldn't even recognize me.

612. Oh, no, no, no. She would.

613. - You look exactly the same. Mm-hmm.

614. But let me know if you need anything, okay?

615. Um, I'm good actually. Thank you.

616. Okay.

617. You know what?

618. If you could get Dan to get, like,

619. - a nicer couch... - Okay.

620. just, like, one of those loungers,

621. that'd be sweet.

622. Dan, buy Kevin a nicer couch.

623. Yeah, yeah. I heard.

624. That was a helpful domino right there.

625. - Okay. Yeah.

626. Ah!

627. Damn, she looks so happy now, man.

628. It's crazy.

629. Remember when she cursed out that bus driver

630. for stealing her purse?

631. That's still why she loves you.

632. You ran eight stops to get her.

633. Thank you for coming to this.

634. Yeah, man. You know, y'all always come through for me,

635. so I figured I'll come through for y'all.

636. I'ma gonna try to get you some rent money too.

637. You don't—you don't have to do that.

638. - Oh, bet. Say less. - I mean, that would be good.

639. - Like, I would like that. - I'm just trying to do better.

640. Man, hooking up with Jasmine

641. really cleared your head last night.

642. What? Bruh, fuck Jasmine.

643. - Wait, what happened with— Okay, here we go.

644. And the winner of

645. Brooklyn's Best Window Box is...

646. - Hazel Telfort. - Yeah!

647. - Whoo! - That's what I'm talking about.

648. Yes!

649. Do—do we know who that is?

650. No, but we know it's not the woman your mama hate.

651. And it's not us, so basically, we tied.

652. - But I'm proud of you, honey. - Aw!

653. That's right.

654. This block wouldn't be nothing without us.

655. I'm talking it ain't shit, you know?

656. Aw, thank you. I am so grateful for you.

657. - You are very welcome. - Aw. Aw!

658. We are proof that love is blind.

659. - And catcalling works.

660. Before I forget, you guys come down to the bike shop,

661. and bring all your friends.

662. It's my grand reopening sale.

663. Buy one.

664. Mm-hmm.

665. That's it?

666. You still going to therapy?

667. Yeah. Do you want the name of someone?

668. Nah, I'm just making sure.

669. You know what?

670. It's Kareem family picture time.

671. - Yes! Come on.

672. Yes!

673. Come on. - I'm not taking a photo.

674. Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.

675. - Get up, get up. That's right.

676. Got to do it, got to do it.

677. Come on, you millenimals, come on.

678. You know, oh, let's trade places so we match.

679. Yeah, yeah. Great. Yeah, let's do that. Okay.

680. Can we take— can we take this photo?

681. - 'Cause I'm—yeah. - Okay.

682. Everybody say "cheese!"

683. - Cheese. - Money!

684. Sheff G's "Proud Of Me Now"

685. Great John on the beat, by the way

686. Look, look how they treated a nigga

687. I know that they proud of me now

688. Said, "Look how they treated a nigga

689. I know that they proud of me now"

690. Look at me flex, enough with the stress

691. Enough with the stressin', nigga

692. Hmm, enough with the stress

693. Enough with the stressin', nigga

694. Look, I bust a bop, I don't dance

695. She givin' bop with no hand

696. That's two different situations

697. Make movies, not situations, nigga

698. Don't turn this shit into a problem

699. Know they don't want problems with us

700. Tell 'em, "Bring out them bottles quicker"

701. 'Cause I'm feelin' angry, I'll shoot the bitch up

702. Gang really bang, we gon' send this bitch up

703. Ops tryna eef and 'em, fire the bitch up

704. Don't play with nobody

705. Stare at me wrong, make a call to open this bitch up

706. He disrespectin' me, gettin' em outta here

707. Shout out my label, we winnin'