1. How long I gotta be married
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you and Jasmine earlier.
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I'm done with her.
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to impress niggas.
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You must like her.
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9. I don't care about her.
She got a long second toe.
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like, I love you,
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like,
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18. You see the V-Vs,
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21. I said V-Vs and T-Ts.
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28. 'Cause my shit's been stolen
before even with the watermark.
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- Yeah. Appreciate it.
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all right?
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Okay?
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I'ma tag you. Okay?
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47. Yo. Let me out of here, man.
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- You just a hater.
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You never gonna make it, bro.
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57. - Don't wake up the baby!
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59. but that planet controls
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60. When it's retrograde, we might
misunderstand each other.
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61. Why so glum, chum?
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my work, I get played.
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63. This nigga really
just stole my shit.
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that means he liked it.
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to make me feel better?
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was the door unlocked?
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is being gentrificated.
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- Yo, Kareem.
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80. Kevin and I were kind of
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88. What contest?
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90. We tryna win
the Best Window Box
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in Brooklyn contest.
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92. And they judging tonight.
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95. - Do you really need my help?
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99. And Maria said she ain't seen
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100. - I've been busy, bro.
- I'm sorry, Kareem.
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102. I just—I just want
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103. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Now, everybody, let's go.
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106. Family first.
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I got a date tonight.
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108. Oh, I stand corrected.
Pussy does come before family.
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109. Mm.
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110. Come on, son. Let's go.
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a smile
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even paying rent.
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117. You breakin'
somebody's back, right?
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118. No, I'm not breaking backs.
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119. Are you at least bruising them?
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120. What's bruising? No.
I'm not breaking or bruising.
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121. - Come on, man.
- Hey.
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122. What about the chick
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123. - You smashing?
- She's my boss.
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124. And I—we almost did.
But I fell asleep before.
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125. You supposed to get the ass,
then fall asleep.
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126. You kids do everything
backwards these days.
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127. Well, I took too many benzos.
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128. It's like this
anti-anxiety pill.
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129. They relax you
but then make you tired, so—
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130. Mm-hmm. Oh, no.
You're taking the wrong pills.
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131. I got some shit that gonna
make your dick stand up
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132. like a soldier
in Buckingham Palace.
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133. That's not the issue. It's—
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134. No, I mean,
like a Confederate statue
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135. that's been up for centuries.
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136. Big, white.
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137. You circumcised?
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138. jazz music
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139. Dan, you're home!
Oh, you're home!
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140. This is so much better than
talking to you on the phone.
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141. I know. I'm—I'm sorry.
But I'm—I'm here.
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142. But I am sorry.
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143. No, I'm sorry
your pills made you pass out
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144. before you could have sex with
your professional superior.
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145. Wait, wait.
How do—how do you know that?
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146. - Yeah.
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147. - Me and your mama communicate.
That's true.
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148. Maybe if you communicated,
you'd be fuckin'.
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149. Okay.
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150. - Baby.
- Yeah.
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151. Where the horny goat
weed pills at?
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152. Oh, they're in the bedroom
under the mattress.
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153. No, no.
I'm never gonna use those.
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154. I'm never gonna use those.
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155. Come here.
- I'm not gonna use those.
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156. Well, you should.
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157. I'm glad you could help me and
Kareem win the Best Window Box.
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158. I just really want
to beat Charlotte.
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159. - Who's Charlotte?
- I told you about her.
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160. She's this goy chick
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162. I didn't remember "Charlotte,"
but "goy chick," I do remember.
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163. - Okay. Yeah.
- She won last year,
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164. and she goes on and on
on all the Facebook groups
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purple hydrangeas
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167. and her happy family photos
in the window,
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168. and her son is helping her,
and I just want to beat her.
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169. Okay. Yeah. We'll try to win
so your neighbor's sad.
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170. Kareem is gonna go pick
some more begonias
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172. You should go with him
while I finish dinner.
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176. No, no, no.
Don't—don't worry about that.
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177. I don't, but you do.
It's okay. You married him.
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178. You hate him that much
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179. Just five-minute phone calls.
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180. I'm—I really don't hate him.
I would not have married him.
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181. But that's fine.
We have different types.
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183. Like, just—it would be nice
to feel like a family.
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184. Okay, okay, okay, I'll try.
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185. Aww. Okay.
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186. Mwah! Oh, my gosh.
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187. I'm so happy
you're here for dinner.
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188. I am making steak, by the way.
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189. Well, I've—I've never
seen you cook.
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190. - You cook?
Oh, sure.
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191. You just follow each step,
and then add something random,
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but he has a date tonight.
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195. Oh, is he still dating
that nice girl?
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196. The one with the—she had the
birthmark on her right cheek
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198. What?
Keturah from eighth grade?
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199. Yeah.
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200. - They—they broke up.
What's she doing now?
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201. I figure she went
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it's anyone's guess.
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203. Ashwagandha.
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in the meantime.
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205. I don't need my dick tied.
It's okay.
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ain't gonna pick themselves.
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208. They're begonias.
Don't say that at the store.
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209. - Come on, son!
Don't say son.
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It's weird.
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223. Yeah.
Well, thanks for helping her.
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224. Of course. You know,
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225. That's love.
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226. - Keep a lookout.
- Yeah. Wait, what?
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227. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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229. - What are you doing?
- Competing.
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230. That's right. I'm about
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the begonias or whatever.
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232. Oh, no.
We not doing that.
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233. Look, you can play offense
or you can play defense.
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234. And defense wins championships.
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yo, yo, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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237. Yo, come on. Enough with
the weed killer, man.
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238. Weed killer, no?
That's puppy piss, man.
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240. Why do you have—
you don't even have a dog.
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241. I used to.
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242. - This is old.
- Okay, yeah.
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243. I'm gonna go get the flowers.
I'll see you back there.
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Jesus, dude.
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246. All right.
Steak and potatoes are ready.
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247. Mmm!
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248. Aww.
Mwah!
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249. Ooh.
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250. K, you smell like
a natural disaster.
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251. - What happened?
- Life happened.
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258. - I just have to go.
- What? What happened?
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261. He makes you happy?
This—this guy makes you happy?
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262. He's weird, I'm weird.
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- What do you mean?
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268. - You're taking ballroom dance?
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Like, refused.
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280. And that's why it's hard for me
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I've said I'm sorry before.
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291. What the—I had her all happy!
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293. It's okay, it's okay.
- I didn't do nothing.
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295. - Come on, babe. Come on.
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296. - Yeah, okay.
- Come on, come on.
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299. - All right.
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300. - All right.
- Okay.
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301. - All right.
- Okay, yeah.
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302. - All right.
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303. - I'm—I'm sorry, Mom.
- Oh, it's okay.
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312. think of it as 1,000 and 200
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313. - That's right!
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318. Damn.
Fuck, man.
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320. - Yo, what you doing here?
- I came to get Mom's medal.
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322. - My bad. I'm sleep.
- Yeah. I see.
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324. Get off, man.
I missed you, too, Georgia.
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326. Nah, I'm good.
I'm about to dip.
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328. Now you stay doing dope shit.
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329. Nigga, hookah's basic as fuck.
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right now.
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331. Oh, you getting good
with the painting, son.
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It's fire.
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for this dude Mar 10s.
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in Brooklyn right now.
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338. He got 100,000 followers
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339. Everybody know this nigga.
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340. Never heard of him.
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341. But I already told you.
I'm a engineer.
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- Yeah, why?
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349. - Yeah, man. What you finna do?
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355. - Yeah.
Hell yes.
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when it was dinosaurs,
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the dinosaurs were the pets.
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it's not not facts.
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368. - Whatever.
I'm shady.
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377. - Am I the only one that's hot?
- Nigga, shut up!
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378. - You killing the vibe, man.
- Y'all not hot?
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don't know what it mean
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and He left it on seen
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385. But only to show me shit
don't go as planned, huh
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386. Told you was gon'
be the man
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387. - Yo, Jas. What's up?
Hey.
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- What you doing here?
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What you doing here?
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bringing us together, I guess.
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from out of town last minute.
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396. - My bad for cancelling.
Oh, where she at?
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398. Oh, no, no, no.
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Just hit me later.
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403. - We can just talk about it.
- Pardon me. No disrespect, son.
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Yeah.
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This my homeboy Kevin.
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- What's up, Kev?
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- You know what I'm saying?
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gon' spark it, hey
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record it, huh
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418. - Where'd you go?
- Um...
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419. bitches, man.
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420. She think I'm buyin' her
bags 'cause she gorgeous
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421. She want Dior,
I know she adore it
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422. Take no checks,
know bro gon' floor it
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423. When you got a check,
you're life ain't boring
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424. Hold on, ballin',
I feel like I'm Jordan
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425. But this a different
type of scorin'
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426. They ain't want me,
now they say I'm important
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427. They painted
my brother a portrait
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428. Can you relight this
and then send it over there?
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429. No regular whip,
this a foreign
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430. I cannot fuck her
if she gon' be stalkin'
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431. Yeah. Thank you.
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432. Look, I could be gone
by the mornin', huh
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433. So I'm keepin' it on me
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434. She said
she don't love nobody
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435. I told her I was heartless
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436. She said she just wanna
party, uh
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437. She fuck with bosses
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438. Boy, just watch
how you be talking
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439. Nigga, go get
my fuckin' bottle.
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440. Come on, man.
It was almost done.
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441. Chill, like...
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442. I had two glasses left.
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443. So, what, I owe you, like, $32?
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444. That was a $400 bottle,
Kev, man.
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445. 400 for some Tito's?
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446. - Couldn't be me.
- Nigga, it wasn't you.
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447. Kevin,
go get my fuckin' bottle.
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448. All right. I got you.
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449. Yeah, hurry up.
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450. Police outside,
to the back, we out
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451. Be the crack of dawn,
nigga
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452. He's so stupid.
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453. - What's up?
- Yo, my nigga.
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454. What the fuck
are you doing, bro?
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455. I'm here with somebody, nigga.
Are you dumb?
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456. You flake on me to be out here
keke-ing with this nigga.
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457. Now you rejecting
my hospitality.
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458. How I'm wrong?
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459. You're wrong
'cause you're over here
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460. when you need to be over there.
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461. Like, fuck is
you talking about?
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462. - Take your bottle and go.
Word?
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463. - So you don't want the Tito's?
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464. All them times
we was in the crib
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465. and you said
you wanted some Tito's.
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466. Now I got you some Tito's
and you don't want the Tito's.
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467. Okay.
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468. Kev, I don't know
what your problem is,
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469. and I'm not tryna
be disrespectful,
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470. but I'm not your girl.
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471. I'm allowed to reschedule.
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472. Yeah, you can reschedule,
but not today, Jas.
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473. Like, I had a whole day
planned out for us.
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474. You ain't even think to ask me
what I put together,
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475. like...
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476. It's only so much time
we have left in this world,
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477. and all we have
are the people we care about,
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478. and I wanna spend time with you
'cause I care about you.
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479. - What you have planned?
- Huh?
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480. What did you have planned?
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481. - We was gonna see a movie...
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482. and then I was gonna
be spontaneous with the rest.
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483. Kev, look, I like you.
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484. But all we do
is Fire Stick and fuck.
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485. Sometimes I just want
to get dressed up
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486. and be taken care of.
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487. So that's it?
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488. All a nigga need is 12 flavors
of hookah to bag you?
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489. Yo, you a whole bird.
I don't even know—
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490. Okay, nigga,
you a whole fuckin' bum.
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491. Like, you losing me.
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492. This why I don't ask you
for shit.
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493. Don't fuckin' sit here
and judge me
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494. 'cause I like nice things
that you can't afford.
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495. But, Jas—
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496. You got me tight right now,
my nigga.
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497. Look, you the one who said
you ain't need none of this.
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498. I don't need none of this shit,
but it's nice to have,
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499. and I'm definitely worthy
of it.
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500. You need everything you like?
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501. - Nah, but—
- Okay.
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502. All right, well,
stop making sense.
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503. - What I'm saying is...
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504. if you wanted this shit, you
should have just told a nigga
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505. this is what the fuck
you wanted
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506. 'cause then I wouldn't fuck
with you from jump.
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507. - It's easy as that.
Kev—
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508. - Come on.
Kev, get up.
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509. Nah.
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510. Kev, get the fuck up.
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511. - Why? For who?
- Oh, my God.
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512. What's up, man?
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513. It's good, bro. You thirsty?
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514. No, nigga.
You thirsty. Thank you.
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515. Damn, you strong as shit.
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516. Take your fuckin'
shot. Oh, my God.
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517. Who was that?
Your little cousin?
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518. Yeah.
On my dead stepmother's side.
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519. I'm sorry about that, baby.
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520. Shorty just been lying
to me the whole time,
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521. talking about
she like broke niggas.
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522. - Like—
- Nobody likes broke niggas.
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523. Exactly. I know.
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524. That's why I thought
she was different.
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525. I don't know, bro.
I'll be honest.
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526. - The bitch ain't shit, Kev.
- Thank you! I've been saying.
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527. 'Cause anybody fucking with you
right now is not a prize.
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528. A bitch with her shit together
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529. does not want to fuck no nigga
that lives on a couch.
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530. A bitch that will fuck with any
nigga in your circumstances,
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531. you gotta ask yourself,
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532. "Does this bitch
respect herself?
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533. Does she even have standards?"
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534. - Feel me?
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535. 'Cause if she's
fuckin' with you,
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536. the you you are right now,
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537. she's out here makin'
bad life choices.
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538. You can't be with no bitch
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539. that's making bad
life choices, man.
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540. You deserve better.
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541. I don't know how to feel.
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542. You was about to fight over
a bitch that wasn't your bitch.
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543. - You should feel crazy.
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544. Nah, you're right.
I was buggin', I was buggin'.
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545. You just don't know
how to deal with adversity.
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546. That's what it is.
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547. Everything just came
naturally to you.
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548. You got good grades,
but you never studied.
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549. You draw,
but you don't practice.
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550. You talented, but you lazy.
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551. How you think I got
bottle money and bitch money?
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552. I worked for it.
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553. I got bad grades,
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554. and my underwears
had dick holes in 'em.
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555. - Shit wasn't easy.
- I feel like Dan.
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556. Yeah.
You fuckin' up, dog.
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557. You moved here with no plans,
no connections,
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558. you doing drugs now.
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559. It's all bad.
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560. You the one
that gave me the drugs.
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561. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
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562. But I wouldn't have
gave you that shit
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563. if I knew you was gonna be
all tweaking and acting crazy.
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564. You got boogers
in your nose, man.
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565. What if Mommy seen you
out here like that?
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566. What would she think?
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567. You got to get
your priorities in order.
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568. You moved here.
That's half of it.
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569. Now you just gotta focus.
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570. Invest in niggas
who invest in you.
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571. Move out of that apartment.
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572. - Or at least fumigate it.
- Yeah, you're right.
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573. I'm not trying
to be there forever.
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574. - It's just—
And blow.
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575. That shit nasty.
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576. Mm.
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577. It's gross.
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578. Are you sure you don't
got no plugs at your job?
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579. I wish it worked like that.
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580. But yo, here.
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581. Take this.
Shit got Photoshop on it.
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582. Probably mad other stuff
you could use.
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583. I was gonna sell it,
so don't trip.
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584. Bro, thank you.
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585. I love you, bro
For real, for real.
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586. - I love you.
- And I love you too, man.
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587. I love you back.
I miss kicking it with you.
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588. - We should link more often.
- I know. What's up?
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589. - Let's get up next week.
Mmm. Can't.
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590. I'ma be in Europe
for, like, seven months.
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591. All right, next year.
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592. Maybe we'll get together
next year.
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593. Maybe.
- Okay. Maybe.
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594. Just call first, though.
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595. - Yeah, definitely.
- All right.
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596. All right.
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597. Ooh.
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598. WBKU's live-tweeting the
Best Window Box in Brooklyn.
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599. - Whoo! Yes.
Okay.
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600. Tenth place.
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601. - Not us.
Okay. Huh.
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602. Hey, y'all just leave
the door open or what?
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603. What's going on?
Oh! There he is!
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604. My favorite boy!
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605. - What's up, aunty?
- Ooh!
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606. - It's good to see you.
- Oh, gosh.
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607. You are the absolute sweetest.
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608. Now, are you sure you don't
want to get back together
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609. - with Keturah?
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610. - From the eighth grade?
- Yeah.
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611. She wouldn't even recognize me.
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612. Oh, no, no, no. She would.
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613. - You look exactly the same.
Mm-hmm.
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614. But let me know
if you need anything, okay?
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615. Um, I'm good actually.
Thank you.
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616. Okay.
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617. You know what?
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618. If you could get Dan
to get, like,
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619. - a nicer couch...
- Okay.
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620. just, like,
one of those loungers,
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621. that'd be sweet.
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622. Dan, buy Kevin a nicer couch.
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623. Yeah, yeah. I heard.
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624. That was a helpful domino
right there.
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625. - Okay.
Yeah.
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626. Ah!
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627. Damn, she looks
so happy now, man.
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628. It's crazy.
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629. Remember when she
cursed out that bus driver
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630. for stealing her purse?
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631. That's still why she loves you.
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632. You ran eight stops to get her.
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633. Thank you for coming to this.
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634. Yeah, man. You know, y'all
always come through for me,
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635. so I figured
I'll come through for y'all.
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636. I'ma gonna try to get you
some rent money too.
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637. You don't—you don't
have to do that.
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638. - Oh, bet. Say less.
- I mean, that would be good.
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639. - Like, I would like that.
- I'm just trying to do better.
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640. Man, hooking up with Jasmine
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641. really cleared your head
last night.
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642. What? Bruh, fuck Jasmine.
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643. - Wait, what happened with—
Okay, here we go.
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644. And the winner of
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645. Brooklyn's Best Window Box
is...
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646. - Hazel Telfort.
- Yeah!
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647. - Whoo!
- That's what I'm talking about.
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648. Yes!
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649. Do—do we know who that is?
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650. No, but we know it's not
the woman your mama hate.
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651. And it's not us,
so basically, we tied.
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652. - But I'm proud of you, honey.
- Aw!
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653. That's right.
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654. This block wouldn't
be nothing without us.
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655. I'm talking it ain't shit,
you know?
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656. Aw, thank you.
I am so grateful for you.
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657. - You are very welcome.
- Aw. Aw!
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658. We are proof
that love is blind.
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659. - And catcalling works.
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660. Before I forget, you guys
come down to the bike shop,
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661. and bring all your friends.
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662. It's my grand reopening sale.
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663. Buy one.
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664. Mm-hmm.
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665. That's it?
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666. You still going to therapy?
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667. Yeah. Do you want
the name of someone?
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668. Nah, I'm just making sure.
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669. You know what?
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670. It's Kareem
family picture time.
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671. - Yes!
Come on.
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672. Yes!
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673. Come on.
- I'm not taking a photo.
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674. Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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675. - Get up, get up.
That's right.
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676. Got to do it, got to do it.
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677. Come on,
you millenimals, come on.
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678. You know, oh,
let's trade places so we match.
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679. Yeah, yeah. Great.
Yeah, let's do that. Okay.
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680. Can we take—
can we take this photo?
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681. - 'Cause I'm—yeah.
- Okay.
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682. Everybody say "cheese!"
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683. - Cheese.
- Money!
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684. Sheff G's
"Proud Of Me Now"
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685. Great John on the beat,
by the way
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686. Look, look how
they treated a nigga
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687. I know that
they proud of me now
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688. Said, "Look how
they treated a nigga
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689. I know that
they proud of me now"
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690. Look at me flex,
enough with the stress
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691. Enough with
the stressin', nigga
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692. Hmm,
enough with the stress
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693. Enough with the stressin',
nigga
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694. Look, I bust a bop,
I don't dance
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695. She givin' bop
with no hand
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696. That's two different
situations
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697. Make movies,
not situations, nigga
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698. Don't turn this shit
into a problem
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699. Know they don't
want problems with us
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700. Tell 'em, "Bring out them
bottles quicker"
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701. 'Cause I'm feelin' angry,
I'll shoot the bitch up
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702. Gang really bang,
we gon' send this bitch up
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703. Ops tryna eef and 'em,
fire the bitch up
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704. Don't play with nobody
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705. Stare at me wrong, make
a call to open this bitch up
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706. He disrespectin' me,
gettin' em outta here
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707. Shout out my label,
we winnin'
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