1. Don't shed tears for me.Copy !req
2. - We don't even know what you're doing.
- I'm leaving.Copy !req
3. The old world needs to rise from the ashesCopy !req
4. like a bedazzled phoenix.Copy !req
5. My senses tell meCopy !req
6. undisclosed dangers are growing.Copy !req
7. Undisclosed dangers are growing.Copy !req
8. I must rebuild the Resistance,Copy !req
9. so we can resist the uprisingCopy !req
10. against the insurgency,Copy !req
11. who's resisting the rebellionCopy !req
12. against the insurrection.Copy !req
13. - What?
- No tears.Copy !req
14. - I wasn't—Copy !req
15. - Look toward the stars at the rising dawn.Copy !req
16. The Resistance will be there,Copy !req
17. and Tribore will be there leading it.Copy !req
18. And so my story begins,Copy !req
19. a blood moon rises,Copy !req
20. - I seek others: companions, warriors...Copy !req
21. to heed the calling,Copy !req
22. and like myself,Copy !req
23. we will be...Copy !req
24. irresistible.Copy !req
25. Will the TriblodoresCopy !req
26. ever get their homeland back?Copy !req
27. I certainly hope not!Copy !req
28. Any uh— Any of you seen Mooncake?Copy !req
29. I heard some weird sounds
coming from the hangar bay earlier,Copy !req
30. and I was not eavesdropping, okay!Copy !req
31. All right, jeez, okay. Weird sounds?Copy !req
32. I mean... Oh!Copy !req
33. I think I know what's going on.Copy !req
34. His skin's getting greener.Copy !req
35. His antennae... are quivering.Copy !req
36. - We've all been there.
- We have?Copy !req
37. I have.Copy !req
38. Stop looking at me!Copy !req
39. Yes, his body's changing.Copy !req
40. He's becoming a man...Copy !req
41. cake.Copy !req
42. - Gary, he doesn't have any—
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
43. - We can all—
- You don't have to tell me.Copy !req
44. I mean, he's round.Copy !req
45. I know, all right.Copy !req
46. I'm gonna give Mooncake the talk
I never got.Copy !req
47. What d'you guys mean—
What are you talking about?Copy !req
48. - What "talk"?
- Avocato never gave you "the talk"?Copy !req
49. Ah-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
50. and that's when I got caught
upside down, pants-less,Copy !req
51. in a hammock at Bailey Beth Sanderson's
summer cabin.Copy !req
52. It was—Copy !req
53. - It was an ordeal.
- Chookity.Copy !req
54. Okay, good talk.Copy !req
55. I have a question.Copy !req
56. Yeah, go for it.Copy !req
57. Um...Copy !req
58. Why?Copy !req
59. Why? Because...
little, invisible, chaos marblesCopy !req
60. are exploding all over your insides.Copy !req
61. Then they're real?Copy !req
62. Yes... Yes, err, they are.Copy !req
63. Hmm, thought so.Copy !req
64. That explains a truck-load, friends.Copy !req
65. Huzzah for pubescence.Copy !req
66. Remember, little buddy,
you can always talk to me about anything.Copy !req
67. Okay? About this,Copy !req
68. about losing your powers... anything.Copy !req
69. Hooray, solved the problem.Copy !req
70. - See ya.Copy !req
71. Chookity-pok.Copy !req
72. - Mooncake?
- [high-pitched] Chookity!Copy !req
73. Mooncake!Copy !req
74. Did I scare you with my detailed stories
of bodily changes?Copy !req
75. Mooncake!Copy !req
76. Chookity.Copy !req
77. No! No! No! No! No! No!Copy !req
78. Mooncake, no!
AVA, follow Mooncake! Lightfold!Copy !req
79. What's the magic word?Copy !req
80. I know. Uh... Please?Copy !req
81. Now? Tuesday. French Vanilla.Copy !req
82. Washing machine.Copy !req
83. Am I warm? Give me a hint.Copy !req
84. We don't have time for this. AVA?Copy !req
85. Got it... A cat?Copy !req
86. Lightfolding.
Anything to shut him up.Copy !req
87. Still not fast enough.Copy !req
88. - We're losing him. Engage the drop drive.
Engaging.Copy !req
89. I need you to do your thingy.
I need to get Mooncake.Copy !req
90. I can't just make it happen.Copy !req
91. I'm not you at Bailey Beth Sanderson's
summer cabin.Copy !req
92. - I need to be sparked.
- How do I do that? How? How?Copy !req
93. Ask me about the prom.Copy !req
94. Everything prom-related
brings me to a very dark place.Copy !req
95. Everything about prom
brings me to an even worse place.Copy !req
96. Oh, have you even had to find a dress?Copy !req
97. Fix your hair?Copy !req
98. Impress Jordan Hammerstein,
who you hate with all your guts,Copy !req
99. because he won't
even look at you? Look at me now, Jordan!Copy !req
100. I am not— I'm not Jordan.Copy !req
101. Ask me to the prom, Jordan!
Ask me right now!Copy !req
102. - Ash, will you go to the prom with—Copy !req
103. Chookity!Copy !req
104. No.Copy !req
105. No!Copy !req
106. I was so close.Copy !req
107. I was so close to getting Mooncake back.Copy !req
108. Take that, wall.
You've been cruisin' for a bruisin'.Copy !req
109. Stupid wall!Copy !req
110. - Uhhh...Copy !req
111. - Oh! Huh!Copy !req
112. Don't worry, Gary,
I'll get that lightning bug.Copy !req
113. Ahh!Copy !req
114. O-kay.Copy !req
115. Uh... hmm.Copy !req
116. Gary.Copy !req
117. - Bolo?
I got it.Copy !req
118. I don't know how you tolerate him.Copy !req
119. Yo, did you just shrink yourself
to chat me up?Copy !req
120. Because now is not the time.Copy !req
121. Gary... nothing happens
without Mooncake.Copy !req
122. You must retrieve him.Copy !req
123. I get it... okay, but where is he?Copy !req
124. Mooncake has been taken
to another dimension by the Arachnitects.Copy !req
125. The Arachnitects?
I thought they were only legend.Copy !req
126. Any idea how we can get him?Copy !req
127. With a dimensional key,Copy !req
128. but first it must be activated.Copy !req
129. Hurry, Gary.Copy !req
130. The Arachnitects wait for no one.Copy !req
131. Okay, we can work with this.Copy !req
132. Does anyone knowCopy !req
133. - how to activate a dimensional key?Copy !req
134. I don't,
but I might know someone who does.Copy !req
135. Hey, Fraskinhower, look,Copy !req
136. we need to find Mooncake.Copy !req
137. Can you unlock one of these?Copy !req
138. Sure I can,Copy !req
139. but first you have to beat me in a littleCopy !req
140. Scrum-nibblets-tiddlepops.Copy !req
141. - I don't—Copy !req
142. Oh! Scrum, nibblets, tiddlepops,Copy !req
143. squaaa!Copy !req
144. Crap!Copy !req
145. Seriously, you have eighteen hands
and you go all tiddlepops?Copy !req
146. Just tell us how to fricking open the key.Copy !req
147. Find Moleto, he's a cosmic locksmith.Copy !req
148. He knows everything about keys.Copy !req
149. - Get in there!
- Oh God!Copy !req
150. I've already had therapy to forgetCopy !req
151. his little cavity hand.Copy !req
152. Moleto! Good to see you.Copy !req
153. Sup?Copy !req
154. Um...Copy !req
155. - Yeah, what's up? So, hey, so...
- Sup?Copy !req
156. Sup?
- Sup?Copy !req
157. Yeah, sup? Sup. Okay.Copy !req
158. - Sup?
- Yeah, sup?Copy !req
159. - Suup?
- All right, sup?Copy !req
160. - Sup?
- Can we stop this?Copy !req
161. - Suup?
- Sup?Copy !req
162. Suuup?Copy !req
163. What d'you want from me, Moleto?Copy !req
164. All right, look, we're trying to save
my little buddy Mooncake—Copy !req
165. - Sup?
- Son of a... Can you stop saying that?Copy !req
166. Oh, my God,
there's a bigger one now.Copy !req
167. - Oh, no!
- Super Moleto Deluxe.Copy !req
168. - Hey, big guy, what's up?
- Sup?Copy !req
169. - Sup?
- Suup?Copy !req
170. Sup?Copy !req
171. Do any of the fricking two of you
know how to unlock a dimensional key?Copy !req
172. No,Copy !req
173. but we know someone who does.Copy !req
174. - Sup?
- Suup?Copy !req
175. I swear, if this next person
can't open the fricking key...Copy !req
176. Calm down, primate.Copy !req
177. The Good General will know.Copy !req
178. He always knows.Copy !req
179. Clarence, what brings you around?Copy !req
180. Clarence, why the hell does everyone
know who you are?Copy !req
181. Strictly business this time, Catelope.Copy !req
182. You bet, Mr. Naughty.Copy !req
183. Hey hey hey, keep it cool.Copy !req
184. I...Copy !req
185. We're looking to...
unlock a dimensional key.Copy !req
186. I'm a simple scout,Copy !req
187. you need a great leader.Copy !req
188. Gaah!Copy !req
189. The head of the Resistance.Copy !req
190. I felt their eyes on me
as I entered Sal's watering hole.Copy !req
191. Sal's was always filled
with the hardest of hard,Copy !req
192. and I needed hard,Copy !req
193. really super hard,Copy !req
194. but not so hard that I couldn't break it.Copy !req
195. Otherwise, it would be too hard.Copy !req
196. Halfway semi-hard, that's it.Copy !req
197. That's what I'm looking for.Copy !req
198. I'm looking for someone.Copy !req
199. - Someone with skills.Copy !req
200. Someone who's halfway semi-hard.Copy !req
201. You just killed my cousin!Copy !req
202. Go get your drink somewhere else!Copy !req
203. Who was he to give me orders?Copy !req
204. - I mean, look at him...Copy !req
205. and that shirt.Copy !req
206. - My eyes searched and searched... until...Copy !req
207. Oh Lordy!Copy !req
208. You! What's your name?Copy !req
209. Thud!Copy !req
210. Thud, I like that.Copy !req
211. You wanna join the Resistance?Copy !req
212. What are we resisting?Copy !req
213. Take your pick,Copy !req
214. but I'm sensing things
are about to heat up.Copy !req
215. Tribore, Mooncake's been kidnapped.Copy !req
216. I sensed that.Copy !req
217. We need to unlock a dimensional key.Copy !req
218. - Whiskey on the rocks.
Tribore!Copy !req
219. No, make that an Old Fashioned.Copy !req
220. Tribore!
- Look, I haven't a clue how to do that,Copy !req
221. but the Resistance is on the—
Actually... make that a Sea Breeze.Copy !req
222. Well, he's not gonna be any help.Copy !req
223. I heard that! I'm always listening.Copy !req
224. Gary, don't worry.Copy !req
225. We'll get Mooncake back.Copy !req
226. I am worried.Copy !req
227. - All right, primate,Copy !req
228. I suppose I may know one last person
who could unlock that key.Copy !req
229. Why didn't you bring this up sooner?Copy !req
230. Family drama,Copy !req
231. didn't want to pull that thread.Copy !req
232. Don't need to hear the story,
just tell me who can help us.Copy !req
233. My niece, Dartrichio.Copy !req
234. Unlocker of Worlds!Copy !req
235. Your niece's name is Dartrichio?Copy !req
236. Unlocker of WorldsCopy !req
237. and Consumer of Realms.Copy !req
238. Oh, it's getting... longer.Copy !req
239. So "Unlocker of Worlds
and Consumer of Realms" is her—Copy !req
240. - It's her family name, yes.
- What's your last name?Copy !req
241. - Mm... Pulkowitz.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
242. - So, Dartrichio—
Unlocker of Worlds,Copy !req
243. Consumer of Realms,Copy !req
244. and World's Worst Niece.Copy !req
245. More names, all right, you know what,
can she activate the key?Copy !req
246. If she can't, no one can.Copy !req
247. Why are you being so helpful?Copy !req
248. I find your question insulting.Copy !req
249. As for the answer...Copy !req
250. Well, okay then,
he's not gonna finish that one off.Copy !req
251. Where is she?Copy !req
252. I must warn you,Copy !req
253. her powers are greatCopy !req
254. but her beauty is immeasurable.Copy !req
255. Do not look directly into her face.Copy !req
256. - Clarence.Copy !req
257. Oh, I looked. Oh, why did I look?Copy !req
258. - Oh no, you were right, Clarence.Copy !req
259. - Oh, I looked too! Oh, why!
- My eyes!Copy !req
260. - My eyes!
Why didn't I listen?Copy !req
261. You miserable goat,Copy !req
262. I see you remembered my birthday.Copy !req
263. Oh yes, yes, of course, your birthday.Copy !req
264. Ohhh! I looked too.Copy !req
265. How does one forget
the day the heavens smiled?Copy !req
266. Nice of you to lie, Clarence.Copy !req
267. What brings you here
with this minion of the misbegotten?Copy !req
268. - This!Copy !req
269. A dimensional key.Copy !req
270. I haven't seen one of those... ever!Copy !req
271. Activate it! If anyone can—Copy !req
272. No, no! Oh!
What is with your family eating keys?Copy !req
273. - Get it out! Go!
- It's ours!Copy !req
274. Stop it! You'll wear it out! Stop it!Copy !req
275. Uh. Uh. Uh.
- Let go!Copy !req
276. Sorry.Copy !req
277. Ahhhh...Copy !req
278. - It's happening.
- ... ahhhhhhhhh...Copy !req
279. Well, that didn't work.Copy !req
280. You're melting the fricking key!Copy !req
281. - Okay.Copy !req
282. Oh, oh, oh, it burns, oh! Oh!Copy !req
283. KVN's got it.Copy !req
284. Ow! Ow! So hot!Copy !req
285. I could turn off my heat sensors,
but I wanna feel something.Copy !req
286. Any... thing!Copy !req
287. Of course, a combination of song,Copy !req
288. painful screaming
and being whacked about with abandon.Copy !req
289. Hmm, how could we have missed that?Copy !req
290. The unlock-ening of the world awaits,Copy !req
291. so says Dartrichio.Copy !req
292. Unlock-ener of Worlds!Copy !req
293. Oh my— Oh, there's a keyhole.Copy !req
294. Okay, this part is cool.Copy !req
295. I will give you that.Copy !req
296. Who among you dares to unlock
the unlocken-ening?Copy !req
297. Hmm, you?Copy !req
298. - Nah, not you. Definitely not you.Copy !req
299. Oh, good, I thought it was gonna be—Copy !req
300. - [Dartrichio, yelling] You!
- Uh...Copy !req
301. Ash? I was thinking I could wear
a crisp, white tux to prom to match your—Copy !req
302. Now turn the key that turns the worlds!Copy !req
303. Wow, I can taste my eyes.Copy !req
304. Oh!Copy !req
305. What is this place?Copy !req
306. Oh, w-wow—Copy !req
307. Aw, they're cute.
Look at them.Copy !req
308. Chookity-pok.Copy !req
309. They got Mooncake.Copy !req
310. And we're getting him back.Copy !req
311. Just like that,
the Resistance doubled.Copy !req
312. - Our mission: find Mooncake.Copy !req
313. But our numbers are still too small.Copy !req
314. If we're gonna stand a chance, we need...Copy !req
315. The Blade.Copy !req
316. This place seems so familiar,Copy !req
317. - like a memory...Copy !req
318. long forgotten.Copy !req
319. What the hell are you doing back here?Copy !req
320. I ignored the bartender.Copy !req
321. I mean, look at him...Copy !req
322. in that shirt.Copy !req
323. It's awful.Copy !req
324. Just awful.Copy !req
325. - I'm looking for The Blade.Copy !req
326. [Jamaican-style accent]
Oh, dear!Copy !req
327. Those slacks could use a pleat.Copy !req
328. A pleat? Ouch!Copy !req
329. His sharpest blade was his tongue.Copy !req
330. Looks like we found him.Copy !req
331. A new approach was needed.Copy !req
332. - We had to think outside the box.Copy !req
333. No bad ideas... just different.Copy !req
334. What the hell?Copy !req
335. Change your shirt... then we'll talk.Copy !req
336. Mooncake!Copy !req
337. Gary, these beings seem a tad too powerfulCopy !req
338. - to take down with a blaster.Copy !req
339. What are you?Copy !req
340. A power far beyond
your comprehension.Copy !req
341. We are the authors of Final Space.Copy !req
342. We are the Arachnitects!Copy !req
343. You took something from me.Copy !req
344. The missing piece.Copy !req
345. His name is Mooncake,Copy !req
346. and he wasn't missing until you took him.Copy !req
347. He was never yours to claim.Copy !req
348. Yeah, well, I respectfully disagree!Copy !req
349. All are blind until...
their eyes are opened.Copy !req
350. We ArachnitectsCopy !req
351. were createdCopy !req
352. by beings of unimaginable light.Copy !req
353. They commanded us to craft the Titans,Copy !req
354. to aid us in the layering of dimensions.Copy !req
355. You made the Titans?Copy !req
356. That's very impressive.Copy !req
357. - They made the Titans, Gary.
- I heard.Copy !req
358. All was wellCopy !req
359. until we reached the end of the universe,Copy !req
360. a place of endless darkness,Copy !req
361. where an unconquerable evilCopy !req
362. - named Invictus dwells.Copy !req
363. - Clarence, pay attention!
- Uh... what?Copy !req
364. Invictus poisoned the Titans.Copy !req
365. Chaos reigned.Copy !req
366. Only one Titan remained uncorrupted...Copy !req
367. Bolo.Copy !req
368. Oh yeah, we met him. Cool dude.Copy !req
369. Yes, Little Cato,Copy !req
370. he is, as you say, a cool dude.Copy !req
371. With Bolo's help,Copy !req
372. we imprisoned Invictus and the Titans...
in Final Space.Copy !req
373. Great story, all right,
but can someone please tell meCopy !req
374. what this has to do with Mooncake?Copy !req
375. Hey, he's getting there,
just give it a sec.Copy !req
376. For eons,
the Titans tried to escape Final Space,Copy !req
377. clawing at the walls
until they broke through.Copy !req
378. Your father, John Goodspeed,Copy !req
379. closed that opening.Copy !req
380. My dad?Copy !req
381. But in doing so,Copy !req
382. he released a piece of Final SpaceCopy !req
383. that crystallized into your world,Copy !req
384. creating the one you call Mooncake.Copy !req
385. Oh, w— Whoa!Copy !req
386. My dad made Mooncake?Copy !req
387. Okay, doesn't that make him mine?Copy !req
388. So how about you just hand him over
and we'll be on our way.Copy !req
389. - No!
Oh good, there's more.Copy !req
390. When Mooncake left Final Space,Copy !req
391. he created a cosmic imbalanceCopy !req
392. that weakened the walls of Final Space,Copy !req
393. making your world vulnerableCopy !req
394. to the onslaught of TitansCopy !req
395. - and their master, Invictus.Copy !req
396. As we speak,Copy !req
397. the walls holding them back are crumbling.Copy !req
398. Unless the balance is restored,Copy !req
399. all will be lost!Copy !req
400. [Invictus, in ghostly whisper]
You cannot hold me!Copy !req
401. I'm coming!Copy !req
402. I'm coming!Copy !req
403. Mooncake must be returned... now.Copy !req
404. Chookity!Copy !req
405. Chookity.Copy !req
406. Mooncake! There has to be another way.Copy !req
407. Take me, I'll do anything!Copy !req
408. Are you really willingCopy !req
409. to endanger everything for him?Copy !req
410. I don't know.Copy !req
411. I've lost so muchCopy !req
412. and I can't lose him too.Copy !req
413. But Gary, all is already lost.Copy !req
414. Mooncake!Copy !req
415. Oh, wow, that hurts.Copy !req
416. Probably should've seen that coming.Copy !req
417. I won't let go, Mooncake.Copy !req
418. I've got your back.Copy !req
419. Chookity-pok!Copy !req
420. Mooncake, you got 'em back,
your powers, you got 'em back.Copy !req
421. - Yeah!Copy !req
422. Chookity-pok!Copy !req
423. Fascinating.Copy !req
424. It seems MooncakeCopy !req
425. not only has the power to destroy,Copy !req
426. he also has the power to heal.Copy !req
427. Jeremy, we figured that out.Copy !req
428. I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. It's all right, you're new.Copy !req
430. See, Mooncake can stay with me
and the universe can still be balanced.Copy !req
431. So what do you say about him
working from home?Copy !req
432. That's a good idea.Copy !req
433. Jeremy!Copy !req
434. Oh, all right.Copy !req
435. Then we will let Mooncake work from home,Copy !req
436. but he must swear to never use his powerCopy !req
437. to open Final Space again.Copy !req
438. And he must be reachable on weekends.Copy !req
439. - Jeremy!
- I'm sorry again, I got excited.Copy !req
440. Chookity.Copy !req
441. Break that promiseCopy !req
442. and we take Mooncake back... forever!Copy !req
443. To be clear...
Oh, okay, well you're just gonna go.Copy !req
444. One more piece
and my puzzle is complete.Copy !req
445. Henry was a sharpshooter
in the Infinity Guard.Copy !req
446. The best there was. The best there is.Copy !req
447. His head shots were also to die for.Copy !req
448. The time has come at last,Copy !req
449. for our group photo.Copy !req
450. - Say "Mooncake."
Like, Mooncake, yah!Copy !req
451. Oops, ya!Copy !req
452. I think we've got it.Copy !req
453. Every great resistanceCopy !req
454. - begins with a great newsletter.Copy !req
455. Yo Tribore, good news, we found Mooncake,
so... uh... piss off.Copy !req
456. Big news, guys.Copy !req
457. Thanks to our tireless efforts
Mooncake's been saved.Copy !req
458. How did we do it?Copy !req
459. We don't know,Copy !req
460. but we sure as hell looked great doing it.Copy !req
461. [Gary, laughing]
This newsletter's so stupid,Copy !req
462. right Mooncake? M-Mooncake!Copy !req
463. - Ah, Mooncake.Copy !req
464. Nice to have you backCopy !req
465. for our regular game
of Shadow Blockers.Copy !req
466. [Invictus, ghostly whisper] I'm coming!Copy !req
467. Do you think because I can't be seen...Copy !req
468. I'm gone?Copy !req