Final Space 2x4

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A collision with space time traps half of the Crimson Light in a perilous other dimension.

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1. We got another one, and you know what this is, don't you?

2. - And where did we get it? - From a snake-sucking fire serpent,

3. who got blown to space chunks

4. by Hell Cat and Star Dragon.

5. Kickin' up the nickname intensity, feels like we could workshop 'em

6. - but I like the gusto. Huzzah!

7. Yeah, team squaaad, yes! Yes!

8. My first high five,

9. and it was a threesome.

10. No one's going to believe me.

11. I got all this bottled-up energy

12. over getting one of these.

13. - And I don't know how to release it. - Chookity.

14. Gross! All right, that's a different kind of energy.

15. All right, we'll talk about that later. But I need music, ear fuel!

16. I'm talking real hardcore stuff.

17. - Oh! Chookity.

18. I need... a hit of Loggins.

19. What the hell is a "Loggins"?

20. - Here, get real close to me. - Hmm.

21. - Get, like, super close. - Hmm.

22. - Closer. - Hmm.

23. - Even closer. There you go. - Mm-hm!

24. There must be music on Ventrexia,

25. that, like, when you hear it,

26. - you can't help but just explode. Chookity.

27. Where is your mind right now?

28. No! NO!

29. I mean dancing.

30. Well, maybe, the ship has a bit of "Loggins."

31. Pshh! No way, it's too old.

32. Searching. Hmm...

33. Are you referring to the "Loggins" comma "Kenneth"?

34. Because I have his entire catalog.

35. Loggins! No!

36. I don't know what this is, but I like it.

37. Oh, please say yes.

38. Oh no, Loggins.

39. It's going to get intense, fast.

40. Gary!

41. Get it, HUE! Oh, I've got it bad, Gary.

42. Uh oh, I'm gonna cut loose.

43. - Oh, no. - Oh, yes.

44. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Come on. Oh, yes!

45. Oh, no— Oo!

46. Urgent!

47. Collision with space-time anomaly imminent.

48. It appears to be solid shards of time.

49. Avoid impact at all costs.

50. - I got this.

51. Hitting any one of them can cause a disruption in time.

52. If you need a partner assist, just let me know.

53. See? Piece of cake.

54. It seems we have cleared the—

55. Gary!

56. Yo, you get that filament?

57. Yeah.

58. All right, baby.

59. Okay, there has to be a less sexy setting

60. for that voice box.

61. - What? Who is this? Hello?

62. Will I kill you? Yes, I will.

63. Chill, Tribore.

64. I got what I need. Just passing through. No need for the crossbow.

65. There's always a need for a crossbow.

66. Miss you, man.

67. Ooo, death cookies. I like it.

68. Yum.

69. Little Cato,

70. you're just in time for your rations.

71. - HUE's famous plant cakes.

72. You mean infamous. Shut up, wife.

73. Why did I marry you?

74. Oh, you know why.

75. My man HUE is nasty.

76. Little Cato.

77. Isn't this the stuff

78. that killed Fox and Ash?

79. You can't prove that.

80. Yes!

81. - Hey, Son.

82. What's up, Dad?

83. - Did you get it?

84. Got the last piece.

85. - Attaboy, I'm proud of you.

86. Why? We're trapped in here because of me.

87. - It's been sixty years.

88. - You have to forgive yourself.

89. I can't.

90. You were Gary's partner.

91. I'm just a stupid kid, who steered him hard into an early grave.

92. - You're a Cato, they don't mope, they do.

93. You made a mistake, Son.

94. Now stop beating yourself up.

95. I am insane.

96. You'll make it up to them.

97. - I... believe...

98. in... you.

99. Hey, Little Avocado,

100. you gonna be talking to your dead dad all day long?

101. Were you always this mean?

102. 'Cause that one hurt.

103. I called you here for a reason.

104. I've been working on something in secret.

105. - Something big.

106. Well, kiss my cheeks, chums.

107. It's me.

108. Not again, man. Come on.

109. Clarence, take off my fricking friend.

110. Now first of all, it's Glarence,

111. and second of all, come ooon.

112. Glarence is a classic bit.

113. People love it when I... slip this little sucker on, right everyone?

114. I told you, to stop wearing, my friend.

115. Oh, calm down.

116. It's not even real skin.

117. I made it from 100 million worms

118. I procured from the plant-cake cocoons that are killing all of you slowly.

119. You can't prove that.

120. I like it.

121. It reminds me of that guy who used to do stuff around here.

122. You know, the annoying one. What's his name?

123. His name was Gary.

124. No it wasn't, it was like Adam or Steven.

125. Everyone stop!

126. Since we hit that time shard,

127. and I got us stranded here, I've been working on this distress beacon.

128. It'll use the ship's power

129. and we can shoot a message out there and if someone hears us we could be saved.

130. Our power reserves are already low.

131. Any more will drain the oxygen supply.

132. So we get to slowly die of asphyxiation.

133. Got my buns in a hot vice, little buddy.

134. Nothing?

135. I know it's a risk,

136. but... is this really living?

137. I say we vote on it.

138. There's an election night sash

139. I've been waiting to wear for 60 years now.

140. Okay.

141. This time tomorrow...

142. we vote.

143. I know my beacon can save us,

144. but I need your support. Can I count on your vote, Tribore?

145. You can't have it.

146. Why? Because I'm working on something too.

147. - And my project's super gonna save us.

148. Hmm!

149. And, err, this is going to... help... how?

150. Not every detail's been worked out.

151. Oh!

152. Has, err... any detail been worked out?

153. Not at this time, no.

154. [KVN, rapping] I'm burning you alive tonight. I'm burning you alive tonight.

155. While you sleep? You bet.

156. [KVN, gasping] I could never burn you alive.

157. Cool. Great.

158. I really think this distress beacon idea is worth the risk.

159. Any chance I could change your mind?

160. Mind? No!

161. You can't change my mind, 'cause I'm burning you alive tonight.

162. I'm burning you alive tonight. While you sleep?

163. You bet.

164. I'm burning you alive tonight.

165. - Good talk. - I'm not really gonna do it... tonight.

166. You're going to be stuck here for the rest of your life

167. if you can't make them understand you.

168. It's hard.

169. - Keep trying.

170. Glarence!

171. I'm no fool.

172. If your plan fails,

173. all of us suffer.

174. And if we don't try, we're gonna die here anyway.

175. - I vote against. - But why?

176. How else am I supposed to amuse myself?

177. Martini?

178. Clarence, we all know that's your own piss.

179. But is it really?

180. - Yes! - One precious sip?

181. It'll make all your troubles just go away.

182. No.

183. You're such a disappointment.

184. I know.

185. That's the leader I taught you to be?

186. You couldn't even win the trust of your crew.

187. - It's pathetic.

188. - You've failed.

189. I know.

190. Came to tell you that I'm in for that crazy plan of yours.

191. Why?

192. Because that's what Gary would've wanted.

193. How do you know that?

194. I just know.

195. And I know your father wouldn't have said any of those things in a million years.

196. Thanks.

197. - You got this. Now let's go do it. - What about the others?

198. Screw 'em.

199. All right.

200. I attached the beacon.

201. Oh, so no vote?

202. Well, then goodbye sash.

203. Rerouting power to the distress beacon.

204. Let this be good.

205. Little Cato, your device is working.

206. Yeah!

207. It is working.

208. - What's happening? I have detected a large mass

209. approaching our location.

210. - Is it a ship? It is far too big to be a ship.

211. Then what is it? I am afraid... it is a Titan.

212. A Titan? How is that even possible?

213. - They don't inhabit this dimension. Unanswerable.

214. Confrontation with Titan in T minus one minute.

215. Prepare for imminent destruction.

216. Hear that, my man beast?

217. Oh no, the Titan is jostling the ship.

218. And not gently.

219. Well, it took you 60 years,

220. but you've finally killed us.

221. If Gary were here, he'd know what to do.

222. Little Cato!

223. Gary, time is progressing rapidly in there.

224. - How rapidly? - It's already been 60 years in there.

225. If we do not break through,

226. it will be the end.

227. Then start shooting!

228. Think! What would Gary do?

229. The better question is, Little Cato,

230. what will you do?

231. That is a good question.

232. I wanna say "shopping,"

233. but I know it's "camping."

234. Anything to get away from this jostling.

235. Uh, Nightfall, I'm over here.

236. You've made some mistakes,

237. but you've also made a lot of good calls.

238. But what if I screw this up too?

239. We all die.

240. But at least you failed being you,

241. and that's a victory right there.

242. Just where in the hell do you think you're going?

243. I'm gonna kill the Titan.

244. Whoa!

245. Did anyone else just get goosebumps all over their forks?

246. Y'all know I'm coming.

247. I'm comin' too.

248. - All right.

249. Are we making any progress?

250. Not enough. Keep going!

251. Hey, Gary.

252. Keep an eye out, okay?

253. Yay! More death cookies! Ooo there must be a death cookie factory.

254. - What's the plan? - Step one,

255. someone's gotta keep that Titan distracted.

256. I can do that.

257. You sure? 'Cause, you know, you're like a little... err... blind?

258. Blind?

259. Well, my other senses are heightened. Watch and find out.

260. - Uh...

261. Step two, Mooncake finds a way into the Titan,

262. then blasts that sucker's guts out from the inside.

263. I'd suggest the mouth hole, but, you know, any orifice will do.

264. It is on!

265. Little Cato,

266. I see no version of this

267. where you survive.

268. You can't fight a Titan.

269. What are you trying to prove?

270. Everything.

271. - Ready? - Let's do this!

272. Okay.

273. You'll remember this!

274. Yeah, that's right!

275. Some of this!

276. Come on! Let's go! Woo!

277. We're doing this!

278. Get in! Yeah!

279. Go, Mooncake! Diggle his dongle!

280. [Little Cato, laughing] Yeah!

281. Urggh!

282. Nightfall, Little Cato is down.

283. - Man down. Man Down. Little Cato!

284. - Man down. Man down.

285. HUE, how bad is it?

286. Very bad.

287. He's dying.

288. - Yeah, he deserves to die. - Shut up, Clarence.

289. I don't think he's gonna pull through,

290. but I'm going to put a little Band-Aid

291. right here,

292. right in this spot.

293. Just to show I tried.

294. I spent 60 years

295. trying to save us, and... nothing.

296. Couldn't save my friends.

297. I wish I'd appreciated our time together more.

298. Crimson Light.

299. Signal received.

300. Repeat, signal received.

301. Please respond.

302. That is a rescue ship.

303. Cato, they're here.

304. You did it.

305. Just hold on, okay?

306. For me.

307. For all of us.

308. But also for you too.

309. I don't know what I would've done without you all.

310. I'd have gone...

311. crazy.

312. We did it, right?

313. Yeah, good job, Little Cato.

314. Yeah, good job, Little Cato.

315. Thanks, but I can't take the credit.

316. It was all of us.

317. Gary, more fire power.

318. I've run the numbers.

319. If we reverse the drop drive,

320. Ash can harness that power

321. and redirect it at the barrier.

322. It could be just enough

323. to save Little Cato.

324. Sounds horrifying, let's give it a go.

325. Are you sure it will work?

326. I hope so. I like the kid,

327. but just to make sure,

328. let's run it past Richard.

329. Enough with fricking Richard, all right?

330. Nobody cares about your dumb friend Richard, all right?

331. Okay, Ash.

332. Give it everything you got.

333. Engage the drop drive.

334. It's really you.

335. I thought you were dead.

336. Oh no, are we both dead?

337. If you're dead, I'm dead.

338. And if I'm dead,

339. - I'm going to kill you. - You're not.

340. - You're back— - And so is KVN. Did I miss anything?

341. I was alone for so long.

342. - For 60 years.

343. Wait, are you saying you remember? You remember what happened in there?

344. Yeah, all of it.

345. Dang!

346. Loneliness is the worst, man.

347. I'm just glad you're okay.

348. You are okay, right?

349. - Thanks, everyone...

350. for not giving up on me.

351. - Hey Son. - Dad,

352. how would you feel if I kind of put this away for a while?

353. 'Bout time.

354. Yeah.

355. It's about time.