1. Not talking to you!
I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
2. - You're talking, right now, to me.
- Well, stop talking!Copy !req
3. I'm trying to do that!Copy !req
4. What are you arguing about?Copy !req
5. We don't know!Copy !req
6. Well, on Serepentis,Copy !req
7. the only way to solve an argument
was through a good game of Thimbles.Copy !req
8. I... don't even know what that is.Copy !req
9. Perfect! The loser leaves the ship
immediately.Copy !req
10. - I just said, I don't know how to play.Copy !req
11. We got this.Copy !req
12. I'm Ventrexia's
Thimble Elite Junior Champion.Copy !req
13. Smashers... all around!Copy !req
14. You versus us, winner takes all.Copy !req
15. Cued for play.Copy !req
16. Game, go.Copy !req
17. - Ah!
- Ugh!Copy !req
18. - Q-4.
- Thimbles for Clarence.Copy !req
19. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, you hound.Copy !req
20. What in the three rings of hell
is going on?Copy !req
21. Gary, it's like you don't even know
how to play Thimbles.Copy !req
22. That's what I've been saying.Copy !req
23. 2-4 players equip themselves
with smashers,Copy !req
24. players use said smashers
to gather thimbles,Copy !req
25. thimbles are gathered by hitting thimbles
across the playing fieldCopy !req
26. through the other players'
smashing window.Copy !req
27. Thimbles may also be gathered
by other means!Copy !req
28. For each limb you remove
from the opposing players,Copy !req
29. you receive four thimbles
and ownership of detached limbs.Copy !req
30. However, if the other player fails
to clear their limb in a timely manner,Copy !req
31. they lose four points
in addition to losing a limb.Copy !req
32. The game is won by reaching 54 thimbles.Copy !req
33. Cued for fricking play!Copy !req
34. - Ah!Copy !req
35. Oh!
Oh, ho ho... gross!Copy !req
36. Ugh! Four thimbles for you.Copy !req
37. Cued for play.Copy !req
38. Mm.Copy !req
39. Facticulating.Copy !req
40. Ah! Factcheckulating... Ah!Copy !req
41. Ash, that tattoo,
is that a dimensional key?Copy !req
42. Everyone has one on Serepentis.Copy !req
43. So, there's a key on Serepentis.Copy !req
44. I've never seen it.Copy !req
45. That key... can help me save Quinn.Copy !req
46. AVA, put up the star map.Copy !req
47. [AVA, huffing] Ugh... now?Copy !req
48. Yes, now!Copy !req
49. Serepentis... a planet best knownCopy !req
50. for worshiping a fire serpent
not from this realm.Copy !req
51. Star Travel Online ranked itCopy !req
52. "Worst place for a honeymoon"Copy !req
53. but "Best place for venom-soaked
viper waffles."Copy !req
54. That's great, HUE.Copy !req
55. Pack your duffel sack... we're going.Copy !req
56. If any of you dare
go there, I will rain down destruction,Copy !req
57. - the likes of which you've never seen!
- Chookity!Copy !req
58. So, none of you are going, okay?Copy !req
59. Ah! Seems like she...
really doesn't wanna go.Copy !req
60. Is it hot in here or is it just HUE?Copy !req
61. Doh!Copy !req
62. Ash! Look at Gary.Copy !req
63. I'd never make you go to a planet
you didn't feel safe on because—Copy !req
64. You're trying to kill me?Copy !req
65. What? No! I want the best for you.Copy !req
66. - That's why I'm trying—
- You'll stop at nothing to destroy me?Copy !req
67. No! Okay. Oh my— Oh!Copy !req
68. - Okay, Little Cato, take the mouth wheel.Copy !req
69. Ash, you don't have to answer, but...Copy !req
70. what happened to you on Serepentis?Copy !req
71. Chookity.Copy !req
72. It was supposed to be the...
greatest day of my life.Copy !req
73. That's usually how
the worst day of your life starts out.Copy !req
74. Thank you for everything you did
to get us here.Copy !req
75. Don't thank us, thank Worthrunt.Copy !req
76. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
77. Yes, sweetheart?
- What were we chosen for?Copy !req
78. Glorious things.Copy !req
79. Your blood will erase the darkness.Copy !req
80. Wait... What?Copy !req
81. Harp! No!Copy !req
82. I fought to get to her.Copy !req
83. Harp, come back!Copy !req
84. No!Copy !req
85. Let her go!Copy !req
86. Harp!Copy !req
87. But they held me back.Copy !req
88. - Harp! Come on, run, get out of there!Copy !req
89. Harp!Copy !req
90. They made me watch.Copy !req
91. Something became unleashed inside of me.Copy !req
92. Oh, your thingy-thing.Copy !req
93. Yes, dude, my thingy-thing.Copy !req
94. Oh, wow.
Okay, so you killed your parents?Copy !req
95. Yeah, and that makes me
a bad person, right?Copy !req
96. Look at me,
I'm a parent killer. Watch out!Copy !req
97. Oh, sorry, my bad. I didn't mean
"parent killer" in a judgmental way.Copy !req
98. So when you said "parent killer,"
you meant, "Great job, Ash!"Copy !req
99. How is that not judgmental?Copy !req
100. That's when I found Fox and Clarence...Copy !req
101. What the hell, Fox? Did you...Copy !req
102. my new family.Copy !req
103. Agh! No!Copy !req
104. - What happened to your sister?Copy !req
105. I never saw her again.Copy !req
106. Ooo!Copy !req
107. Oh!Copy !req
108. I'm still talking! Hoo!Copy !req
109. - Whoops, okay, well, err, anyway...Copy !req
110. Good night.Copy !req
111. I'm still here.Copy !req
112. Okay, for real, bye!Copy !req
113. Everyone!Copy !req
114. - Ash! Ash!Copy !req
115. - Wake up!
- Ah!Copy !req
116. Did I...Copy !req
117. Yeah.Copy !req
118. I'm going to Serepentis.Copy !req
119. Are you sure you're ready?Copy !req
120. If you go, your mind has to be clear.Copy !req
121. It is.Copy !req
122. Those walls say otherwise.Copy !req
123. It's my call!
I don't need you mothering me.Copy !req
124. Hey, just looking out, okay?Copy !req
125. I'm sick of being afraid,
and I'm finding my sister.Copy !req
126. How do you know she's even alive?Copy !req
127. - I have to try.Copy !req
128. Right after you try fixing this Ash-hole.Copy !req
129. Good luck, Ashy.Copy !req
130. I'll hold down the fort.Copy !req
131. Hey, do you want any help on this?Copy !req
132. I told you, I'm fine.Copy !req
133. Everyone, follow me.
- How do you know where the key is?Copy !req
134. I don't.
But my money compass does.Copy !req
135. No!Copy !req
136. Can you... stop... slinky-ingCopy !req
137. your money compass out?Copy !req
138. I have three money compasses.Copy !req
139. Does that get confusing?Copy !req
140. Very!Copy !req
141. I recommend the snake sandwiches,
snake burgers,Copy !req
142. - snake shakes, snake cakes...
Uh-huh.Copy !req
143. - but not snake flakes.
Makes sense.Copy !req
144. Those will make you projectile vomit
your kidneys.Copy !req
145. Oh, really?
- And you'll bleed for days and days...Copy !req
146. Right.
- ... out of your eyes!Copy !req
147. Oo!
It's amazing.Copy !req
148. Really? It sounds amazing.Copy !req
149. And, look, oh, Forever Balls.Copy !req
150. I've always wanted one,
they bounce forever!Copy !req
151. - Too bad!
Uh!Copy !req
152. Hey, friend,Copy !req
153. think you can just show upCopy !req
154. and sacrifice yourself to Worthrunt?Copy !req
155. There's a line.Copy !req
156. How long a line we talking?Copy !req
157. - Chookity.
- Eight hours?Copy !req
158. - Chookity-pok.
- Eight years!Copy !req
159. How do we get
these fanatics to leave?Copy !req
160. If only... Sentella appeared.Copy !req
161. The serpent goddess of good fortune.Copy !req
162. People wait their entire livesCopy !req
163. in hopes of seeing her just once.Copy !req
164. Well, you're in luck,Copy !req
165. because they're about to get their wish,
right, KVN?Copy !req
166. Do— Do what?Copy !req
167. Great news, insane worshippers,
it's me... KVN!Copy !req
168. Sentella.
Sentatenella!Copy !req
169. No, Sen— Sentella.Copy !req
170. Salmonella, goddess of fortune.Copy !req
171. Not here to trick you.Copy !req
172. - Whoever catches me...Copy !req
173. - ... achieves fame, fortune, and, err...Copy !req
174. You can't catch me!Copy !req
175. - It's really Sentella.Copy !req
176. Sentella! Sentella!Copy !req
177. [KVN, chanting] Forever Ball.
Forever Ball.Copy !req
178. - It's working.Copy !req
179. Ha ha, way to go! Oh! No!Copy !req
180. Oh no, KVN, no! No, bad KVN!Copy !req
181. KVN, no! Oh, bad, bad, bad!Copy !req
182. - No, oh no! Oh!Copy !req
183. Good news for a change.Copy !req
184. Now that I have a body,Copy !req
185. I scored my own room.Copy !req
186. Any of you wanna chillax it up?Copy !req
187. Translation.Copy !req
188. Do you want to squat on a paint can
in the janitor's cupboard?Copy !req
189. AVA, will you just give me this one thing,
please?Copy !req
190. Please?Copy !req
191. Intruder on board.
- What?Copy !req
192. - Intruder.Copy !req
193. Give us a reason we don't blast your guts
all over this ship.Copy !req
194. Because, unless I hijack your ship,Copy !req
195. I'm going to miss my own wedding.Copy !req
196. All my life I've dreamed of saving
another dude's wedding.Copy !req
197. We can throw the bachelor party
in HUEtown.Copy !req
198. Come on, y'all, get up.Copy !req
199. Get up. Get up.Copy !req
200. Oh! O.M.G. A Forever Ball!Copy !req
201. I am the goddess of good fortune.Copy !req
202. A lot of people just died.
We can't forget that, okay?Copy !req
203. So everybody just keep a...
Just a short moment of silence.Copy !req
204. - All right, let's go.Copy !req
205. The woman I love most in the universeCopy !req
206. - will be left standing at the altar...
Hooray!Copy !req
207. humiliated for the rest of her life.Copy !req
208. Hooray!Copy !req
209. Hmm... Very lame.Copy !req
210. You ever think maybe there's a reason
you're late for this wedding?Copy !req
211. Yeah, like I said,
I misplaced the directions.Copy !req
212. Because, you know... Because...Copy !req
213. Because...Copy !req
214. Es tut mir leid.Copy !req
215. Because deep down you feel like
you don't deserve to be happy?Copy !req
216. I love her so much, but...Copy !req
217. am I the husband that she deserves?Copy !req
218. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
219. Look at me.
Look at me!Copy !req
220. 'Cause right now I'm staring into the eyes
of a wonderful, caring man,Copy !req
221. and guess who that man is?Copy !req
222. Me?Copy !req
223. You.Copy !req
224. I'm gonna help you get married,
and I'm gonna be your best man.Copy !req
225. Or you could just get me there
and perhaps not come?Copy !req
226. Right.Copy !req
227. And be your best man!Copy !req
228. Oh, what's that?Copy !req
229. Sure we can have a game of darts.Copy !req
230. Sweet sixteen.Copy !req
231. Yo, I'm no scientistCopy !req
232. but that looks weird.Copy !req
233. It must be where we need to go.Copy !req
234. If the dimensional key is anywhere,Copy !req
235. it's inside Worthrunt.Copy !req
236. It's inside the snake guy? Oh!Copy !req
237. Worthrunt, show yourself!Copy !req
238. But you won't,Copy !req
239. because all you are is fearCopy !req
240. and hatred and weakness!Copy !req
241. Oh, my God,
that's a huge snake!Copy !req
242. I've seen bigger.Copy !req
243. You ate my sister.Copy !req
244. Give her back
or I will flay you!Copy !req
245. [Worthrunt, demonically]
But she serves me so well.Copy !req
246. Give her back!Copy !req
247. But why?
When I can have you both.Copy !req
248. Hey, listen!Copy !req
249. Hey, pal! Hey, will you look at me?
All right, o-okay. If you eat her...Copy !req
250. you gotta eat the rest of us
'cause we're a combo pack.Copy !req
251. A combo pack?Copy !req
252. - A combo pack!
- Like the fries... We're the fries.Copy !req
253. - Chookity-pok.
- You wanna be the dipping sauce?Copy !req
254. I've been told I would make
a great dipping sauce.Copy !req
255. By whom?Copy !req
256. None of your business.Copy !req
257. I'm an onion ring.Copy !req
258. And I can be a napkin. Hooray!Copy !req
259. Oh jeez, all right, great.
Okay, now it's the combo pack from hell.Copy !req
260. But, okay, Worthrunt,
are you in or are you out?Copy !req
261. In!Copy !req
262. What's the plan?Copy !req
263. I didn't think that far ahead.
That's not good at all!Copy !req
264. Harp? Harp!Copy !req
265. Harp?Copy !req
266. Kill me.Copy !req
267. I'm looking at you, please kill me.Copy !req
268. Ah! Good times.Copy !req
269. Who are these putrid wisps of ectoplasm?Copy !req
270. The surrendered.Copy !req
271. We were told being offered
to Worthrunt was beautiful,Copy !req
272. that we would go to the embrace
and live eternity in joy.Copy !req
273. Can we all agree that they stretched
the truth, hun?Copy !req
274. Yes. Not sure this was worth the wait.Copy !req
275. No, I'm sure,
this was definitely not worth the wait.Copy !req
276. - Oh! The key!
- The key!Copy !req
277. - Chookity.Copy !req
278. Who dares approach Septem,Copy !req
279. keeper of the heart of Worthrunt?Copy !req
280. - Ugh!
- Ash Graven, child of Worthrunt.Copy !req
281. Rejoice, child,Copy !req
282. for you have been surrendered.Copy !req
283. Who are the unworthy that engulf you?Copy !req
284. Piss off, bones!Copy !req
285. - Yo! Gary Goodspeed.
- Chookity.Copy !req
286. Okay, pipe down.Copy !req
287. What brings you
to the innards of darkness?Copy !req
288. - Shut up and give us the heart.
- Over my brittle, weak bones!Copy !req
289. To touch the heart,Copy !req
290. you must answer me three riddles.Copy !req
291. Riddles?Copy !req
292. This is the best thing
you could come up with?Copy !req
293. - Harp?Copy !req
294. Riddle number one!Copy !req
295. Oh! Oh jeez, okay.Copy !req
296. So no buffer or warm up, all right.
We're just going for it. Okay.Copy !req
297. Ah! Shake it off! Ah!Copy !req
298. Get your game face going, Gary.
Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
299. Yes.Copy !req
300. What is... blue on the belly,Copy !req
301. coated with jelly,Copy !req
302. happens to be quite the smelly jelly,Copy !req
303. but often quite smitten with Shelley?Copy !req
304. Got it, a... cloud.Copy !req
305. How the hell did... Correct.Copy !req
306. A cloud?Copy !req
307. Rest assured,Copy !req
308. this next one will send you hurlingCopy !req
309. on a roller coaster of the mind.Copy !req
310. Hey, how about you stop...
bouncing the fricking ball?Copy !req
311. Can't, Gary, it bounces forever.
Got it off a dead guy.Copy !req
312. Riddle two.Copy !req
313. Harry had two friends,Copy !req
314. one of which had three friends,Copy !req
315. who then had seven friends,Copy !req
316. who then had two friends,Copy !req
317. - who also had ten and a half friends...
Harp?Copy !req
318. who happened to have twelve friends.Copy !req
319. - What did Harry have... for dinner?
I got it.Copy !req
320. That would be: a conversation?Copy !req
321. Son of a... Correct.Copy !req
322. How are you so good at this?Copy !req
323. Because I'm a deep space,
insanity avoidance companion.Copy !req
324. I've been programmed to know
all games, puzzles and riddles,Copy !req
325. to keep my best friend, Gary,
always entertained, right?Copy !req
326. Nothing he has ever done, has ever,Copy !req
327. at any juncture in time, entertained me.Copy !req
328. This final riddle
will induce brain spasmsCopy !req
329. from which your frontal cortexCopy !req
330. will never recover!Copy !req
331. A caramel candyCopy !req
332. drops in a pool of grundle hand wicks,Copy !req
333. which wick the hand
from which the wicking has handed.Copy !req
334. Did the caramel grow in hand wicking?Copy !req
335. Or did it get stolenCopy !req
336. by the three blind grundle slackers?Copy !req
337. Answer correctly,Copy !req
338. or begin dying a thousand deaths.Copy !req
339. KVN, I know you're gonna let us down
in the time that we need you the most.Copy !req
340. No one programmed me for that total crap
that dude just made up.Copy !req
341. Called it.Copy !req
342. My fragile bones.Copy !req
343. The hurting pains.Copy !req
344. My bones are being destroyed.Copy !req
345. Grab the key, yo!Copy !req
346. Harp? Harp!Copy !req
347. Help me, please!
I'll have no more bonesCopy !req
348. - left at this rate.Copy !req
349. bones are being set alight...
- How do we get out of here?Copy !req
350. That feels like a question for Richard.Copy !req
351. This is Richard.Copy !req
352. - Who is that next to you?
- Dan.Copy !req
353. What's Dan doing there?Copy !req
354. - Nothing.
- Well, when he stops doing nothing,Copy !req
355. call me back, okay?Copy !req
356. Richard's calling me back
when he's finished with Dan.Copy !req
357. Oh wow, okay,
there's a minute I'm never getting back.Copy !req
358. Go through the portal!Copy !req
359. Time to go!Copy !req
360. Chookity!Copy !req
361. Ash!Copy !req
362. - Gary, take the key.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
363. Little Cato!Copy !req
364. Harp, is it really you?Copy !req
365. Gone! She's gone.Copy !req
366. Gone! She's gone!Copy !req
367. Oh, no.Copy !req
368. Ash, I hate to be that guy,
but it's really time to leave.Copy !req
369. Where's my Spider Cat?Copy !req
370. - Ash?
- {KVN] They are not here.Copy !req
371. Come on, Little Cato.Copy !req
372. Come on!Copy !req
373. Harp, it's me.Copy !req
374. Go!Copy !req
375. Don't you remember?Copy !req
376. Come back to me.Copy !req
377. She's gone. Gone.Copy !req
378. She's gone. Gone.Copy !req
379. I came to save you.Copy !req
380. Gone. She's gone!Copy !req
381. Gone. She's gone!Copy !req
382. Ash, I don't know much,
but I know that's not a person any more.Copy !req
383. I can't leave her again.Copy !req
384. Go! Go!
Go!Copy !req
385. Ow!Copy !req
386. - Oh, that should cover your rent.Copy !req
387. - Give me the key!Copy !req
388. Wow, they really do bounce forever.Copy !req
389. Hooray!Copy !req
390. - Hey.Copy !req
391. You can't save someone
who doesn't know they're lost.Copy !req
392. I thought the whole reason
I got these powers was to get her back.Copy !req
393. Maybe you got them for something amazing
down the line.Copy !req
394. You mean, something that hasn't even
happened yet?Copy !req
395. Yeah.Copy !req
396. So, great job.Copy !req
397. You're gonna be awesome.Copy !req
398. That freaks me out even more.Copy !req
399. How come?Copy !req
400. Because... it means
on the other side of this,Copy !req
401. there might actually be something... good.Copy !req
402. Oh, that is terrifying.Copy !req
403. - No, I'm there too.Copy !req
404. I think there's a word for that.Copy !req
405. Hope?Copy !req
406. Yeah, hope.Copy !req
407. Pathetic that neither of us knew that.Copy !req
408. Maybe I'll try it on for size.Copy !req
409. Oh... How was it?Copy !req
410. Still a little tight
in the crotch but good.Copy !req
411. Wanna give it a go?Copy !req
412. Maybe, after you... leave.Copy !req
413. Oh! Okay.Copy !req
414. Hey...Copy !req
415. thanks.Copy !req
416. Guhhhhh!Copy !req
417. Take that... and that.Copy !req
418. Behhhh!Copy !req
419. Attention!Copy !req
420. We are directly over the wedding.Copy !req
421. Remember, you tried to hijack our shipCopy !req
422. to be with this special, special lady.Copy !req
423. So now, you just have to hijack her heart.Copy !req
424. Thanks for the beer stein of wisdom.Copy !req
425. - Hey, what are best men for?Copy !req
426. 'Cause I am your best man! Oh, no!Copy !req
427. Best friend!Copy !req
428. - Arrrgh!
- [Fox, screaming] No! My best friend!Copy !req
429. Arghh!Copy !req
430. He isn't coming.Copy !req
431. - Wait! I'm comi-i-i-i-ing!Copy !req
432. I love yooooo—Copy !req
433. Uh!Copy !req
434. Rice.Copy !req