1. A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESCopy !req
2. - Chookity?
- Three days.Copy !req
3. Restoration cycle is complete.Copy !req
4. - Chookity! Gar, Gar, Gar!
- Hey, little buddy.Copy !req
5. You were pretty banged up.Copy !req
6. Two centimetres to the left,
and we wouldn't be talking right now.Copy !req
7. Yeah.Copy !req
8. I saw her. I saw Quinn.Copy !req
9. - And?
- I don't know if I'll ever see her again.Copy !req
10. I knew our friendship
would keep you alive.Copy !req
11. And it did! It did.Copy !req
12. - Clarence?
- Rats!Copy !req
13. You were so close! So close to death!Copy !req
14. No!Copy !req
15. What are you doing with all my stuff?Copy !req
16. Dividing it up.
So rude of you to survive like this.Copy !req
17. I was going to take
your big thumper, Gary.Copy !req
18. You don't say.Copy !req
19. And put it with the rest of my collection.Copy !req
20. Don't worry. You're the only heart.Copy !req
21. - The rest are spleens.
- I'm honored?Copy !req
22. You were in a very advanced form
of almost bein' dead!Copy !req
23. But you stared Father Death in the eyes
and said,Copy !req
24. "Oh, no, no, no. You can't have me.Copy !req
25. Go back to the shanty
from whence you came, Death!"Copy !req
26. All right, what are you talk—?Copy !req
27. Wait, where's Little Cato? What is it?Copy !req
28. He left.Copy !req
29. Gary, I tried to stop him.Copy !req
30. I reached out my hand like this
and I said, "No. Don't go."Copy !req
31. But he just casually walked around me.Copy !req
32. Oh, wow! You did all that.Copy !req
33. What good is a body
if none will respect it.Copy !req
34. Gary, after Little Cato left,
we received this transmission.Copy !req
35. Gary, if you're seeing this,
then you're alive,Copy !req
36. and you know that I'm gone.Copy !req
37. Some things you can't come back from.Copy !req
38. I shot my father.Copy !req
39. I don't belong here,Copy !req
40. or anywhere, anymore.Copy !req
41. I'm going as far away as I can.Copy !req
42. And please, don't come after me.Copy !req
43. We're going after him.Copy !req
44. I knew you'd say that,
so I recorded a second message to say,Copy !req
45. for real, do not come after me!Copy !req
46. We're going after him.Copy !req
47. - Nightfall, trace the message.
- Done.Copy !req
48. He sent it from this planet, Galang-22.Copy !req
49. Wow, okay. Well, then set course for—Copy !req
50. We're already there, Gary. Try to keep up.Copy !req
51. My word, this cre— Great work!Copy !req
52. Little Cato's out there,
and he needs us now more than ever.Copy !req
53. Don't worry, Gary.
I'll bring him back, dead or alive.Copy !req
54. What? No. No. Not dead.Copy !req
55. Alive. Only alive.Copy !req
56. Right. Only alive.Copy !req
57. I think we're on the same page.Copy !req
58. No, we're not, all right?
We're not even in the same book.Copy !req
59. Right. But we're in the same library.Copy !req
60. - No. Stop the winking.
- I'm not winking.Copy !req
61. - Don't wink at me.
- If anyone's winking, it's you.Copy !req
62. You're still winking. Stop the winking.Copy !req
63. - I'm blinking normally.
- Will you stop it?Copy !req
64. I love to alternate blinks!
Is that a crime?Copy !req
65. Why are you winking at me?Copy !req
66. Please, do not kill Little Cato.Copy !req
67. Do not kill Little Cato.Copy !req
68. Well, that almost ended up badly.Copy !req
69. MAIN TITLECopy !req
70. GALANG-22Copy !req
71. We're not leaving here without him.
Everyone, split up.Copy !req
72. Hey, have you seen my boy?Copy !req
73. I mean, he's my friend's boy,
a boy I know.Copy !req
74. He's my friend. He's—Copy !req
75. I guess you could say he's my boyfriend.Copy !req
76. That's a different story that I—Copy !req
77. I'm leaving.Copy !req
78. Woe to us! Our beloved King is dead.Copy !req
79. Your widowed Queen, is she rich?Copy !req
80. Rich beyond belief.Copy !req
81. Her crown alone is made out
of diamond encrusted miniature stars.Copy !req
82. Good lord!Copy !req
83. But all is lost.Copy !req
84. If she doesn't remarry by sundown,Copy !req
85. her dynasty ends,
and her crown is destroyed.Copy !req
86. What? Well, does she fancy pint-sized men?Copy !req
87. You know, a little of the Smalls on Talls?Copy !req
88. Yes, her greatest weakness.Copy !req
89. And my greatest strength.Copy !req
90. How do I do it?
A little thing called malnutrition.Copy !req
91. You weren't easy to find.Copy !req
92. Must run in the family, Sheryl Goodspeed.Copy !req
93. My name is Todd H. Watson.
I run this small power station.Copy !req
94. The largest in the galaxy.Copy !req
95. Got it. So, it's small, but huge.Copy !req
96. Typical male.Copy !req
97. How does it feel to be my captive?Copy !req
98. Am I your captive?Copy !req
99. You're chained, aren't you?Copy !req
100. I was.Copy !req
101. The only reason why
I let your bounty hunters capture meCopy !req
102. was because I got bored killing them,
and I was curious who kept sending them.Copy !req
103. And now that I know, I'd like to know why.Copy !req
104. I'm looking for your son. Gary.Copy !req
105. All this work to ask me where my kid is?Copy !req
106. Don't know, don't care.Copy !req
107. And now, since you tried to kill me,
I'm gonna return the favor.Copy !req
108. No! By the time we're done,Copy !req
109. you're going to tell me where your son is,
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
110. I should warn you, Mrs. Goodspeed,Copy !req
111. it's going to get wild.Copy !req
112. Fox, Ash, you fleece the populace.Copy !req
113. I'm going to marry the Queen.Copy !req
114. It's my oldest con.Copy !req
115. Queen. May I have the pleas—?Copy !req
116. Bango!Copy !req
117. Now, your Queeniness,
may I have this dance?Copy !req
118. So beautiful.Copy !req
119. Wow, no one's ever called me that before.Copy !req
120. So, do you wanna dance or not?Copy !req
121. Look at us. Two crazy kids.Copy !req
122. Back home, we don't have wealth like this.Copy !req
123. Heck, we don't have money at all.Copy !req
124. We exchange goods and services
for hugs and love.Copy !req
125. It's all I've ever known.Copy !req
126. - That's so romantic...
- Oh, it's heavy.Copy !req
127. - ... you cute little raisin boy.
- Oh, heavy.Copy !req
128. But sometimes I think— But no.Copy !req
129. You're just going to say it's crazy.Copy !req
130. No, no, go on. Please.Copy !req
131. Well, sometimes I think,Copy !req
132. maybe I should experience
an enormous amount of money and riches.Copy !req
133. You know, just to see
what your mixed up world is like.Copy !req
134. Oh, and down again.Copy !req
135. I want in.Copy !req
136. This little Ventrexian wants
to bounty hunt with the Burner Tribe.Copy !req
137. I'll prove myself.Copy !req
138. Gimme a name, any name,
and I'll track him down.Copy !req
139. All right!Copy !req
140. You don't think I've got the goods.Copy !req
141. And what makes you think you can hunt?Copy !req
142. It's in my blood.Copy !req
143. - Do I have an assignment or not?
- Sure.Copy !req
144. You know, once you join us,
you're in for life, right?Copy !req
145. - Yeah.
- That is all of your days.Copy !req
146. Yeah. I know what "for life" means.Copy !req
147. Some people think that's hyperbole,
so I like to clarify up top.Copy !req
148. I got nowhere else to go.Copy !req
149. Who should we send him after?Copy !req
150. - Nails!
- The Truck!Copy !req
151. - Scar!
- Daniel!Copy !req
152. Nah. We go after the biggest bounty
on the market now.Copy !req
153. Gary Goodspeed.Copy !req
154. - You in?
- Sure thing.Copy !req
155. Gonna be easy murdering this guy
that I have no emotional connection to.Copy !req
156. Why do you cry, my gorgeous Queen?Copy !req
157. Oh, silly me.Copy !req
158. That's all right. It was an accident.Copy !req
159. You were saying?Copy !req
160. If I don't marry by sunset,
I lose everything the light touches.Copy !req
161. - Including my crown.
- What if...Copy !req
162. You marry me? Yes, yes, I accept.Copy !req
163. Men love when I cough on them.Copy !req
164. So wonderfully slimy. Yay.Copy !req
165. Hey, everyone, we're looking for a kid.Copy !req
166. We were told
he may have come through here.Copy !req
167. That kid, is he a Ventrexian?Copy !req
168. - 'Cause I've seen one.
- You have?Copy !req
169. Yeah, yeah. But I won't tell you where
until you do somethin' for me.Copy !req
170. What do you want us to do?Copy !req
171. Here. Take this plasma knife
and just stab my hand with it.Copy !req
172. - Excuse me, what?
- Yeah, just a quick stab!Copy !req
173. - Right in the old palm.
- Why do you want me to do that?Copy !req
174. Never done it before. Could be cool.Copy !req
175. - I assure you it will not be cool.
- Yeah? How do you know?Copy !req
176. - Have you done it before?
- No!Copy !req
177. Well, okay then, that's the deal.
No stab, no gab.Copy !req
178. You drive a weird bargain, shadow friend.Copy !req
179. You bastard! That's incredibly painful!Copy !req
180. - All right. Now, tell us the information.
- All right!Copy !req
181. But if you want this information,
you'll have to stab my other hand.Copy !req
182. Something in your memories
will lead me to my good friend Gary.Copy !req
183. This looks interesting.Copy !req
184. Your mission is to engage
the agent of the Infinity Guard.Copy !req
185. Use your powers of subterfuge
and seduction to gain his trust,Copy !req
186. and learn what they are building.Copy !req
187. We need those plans.Copy !req
188. - What's the target's name?
- His name is John Goodspeed.Copy !req
189. Let me guess. Infinity Guard.Copy !req
190. What gives me away?Copy !req
191. The jawline.Copy !req
192. - Or the uniform.
- No, it's the jawline.Copy !req
193. So, why would a woman like you
be all by herself on a Friday night?Copy !req
194. Waiting for the right company.Copy !req
195. Stop wasting my time! Take me to Gary!Copy !req
196. Where do you think you're taking me?Copy !req
197. It's a surprise.Copy !req
198. This is the only place in the galaxyCopy !req
199. where you can see the suns rising
and setting at the same time.Copy !req
200. There's no one I'd rather spend
the morning-slash-late afternoonCopy !req
201. slash-the middle of the night with
than you.Copy !req
202. So, good morning, and good night,
and happy New Year.Copy !req
203. Did I leave anything out?Copy !req
204. The kiss.Copy !req
205. I could've tortured her,
but no, I did the memory injection.Copy !req
206. And now, I'm sitting in the middle
of a freakin' romcom!Copy !req
207. Sorry, I need to take this.Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. You've been on this mission
for six months.Copy !req
210. If you don't gain intel soon,
you will be pulled from this assignment.Copy !req
211. - Trust me. I'm on it.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
212. Actually...Copy !req
213. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
214. And along comes Gary.Copy !req
215. Would you please, just please,Copy !req
216. tell me where the freaking kid is?Copy !req
217. Okay, okay.Copy !req
218. People who got no place to go
hook up with the Burner Tribe.Copy !req
219. Thank you! And where are they?Copy !req
220. I'll tell you.
Right after you stab me in the neck.Copy !req
221. - Come on. Do it.
- Please, no.Copy !req
222. - I'd do it for you. Come on.
- You will die!Copy !req
223. - Just a little stab.
- No!Copy !req
224. - Come on.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
225. - Please.
- You're gonna die!Copy !req
226. - Do it!
- Do you understand that?Copy !req
227. Stop clutching your pearls,
you drama queen. Just do it!Copy !req
228. Gary, please.
Just stab him in the neck already.Copy !req
229. Okay, yeah. I'm the crazy one here.
All right, fine.Copy !req
230. Are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
231. It's a gusher.Copy !req
232. Oh, my God.
It's just falling in that guy's drink.Copy !req
233. All right. It's literally shooting
directly in that guy's—Copy !req
234. Oh, and he just— He just drank it.Copy !req
235. There's a port
right on the edge of the city.Copy !req
236. And he's dead. Let's go!Copy !req
237. What makes you sure
Little Cato will come back with us?Copy !req
238. Good question. He'll see how much
we went through to get him,Copy !req
239. and he'll come back! Impressed?Copy !req
240. I am, Gary.
But I'm programmed to be impressed by you.Copy !req
241. Shut up, KVN.Copy !req
242. Gary, when you lost your dad,Copy !req
243. what was the one thing
you wanted more than anything?Copy !req
244. - Besides a cookie.
- Dang!Copy !req
245. I was gonna say cookies.
Well, I guess, a normal life.Copy !req
246. Exactly.Copy !req
247. After what went down with Avocato,
to get him to come back,Copy !req
248. you're gonna have to step up.Copy !req
249. I'm already doing the most I can.Copy !req
250. Really?Copy !req
251. Well, then maybe
we should just stop looking.Copy !req
252. Considering they had a whole, like,
seven minutes to plan this thing,Copy !req
253. it's not too shabby.Copy !req
254. And I hear at weddings,
there's a whole hour of just appe-teasers!Copy !req
255. Little pies, you think you're big pies,
but you're not!Copy !req
256. There he is, the most gorgeous man
I've ever whirled in my tentacles.Copy !req
257. Do you, the Prince of Rezqu, promise
to worship, obey, and service the Queen?Copy !req
258. I do.Copy !req
259. - And, Queen, are you cool with this rando?
- Sure.Copy !req
260. You may slap the groom
across his honey cheeks.Copy !req
261. Go nuts. He's your property now.Copy !req
262. Come here.Copy !req
263. Good God.Copy !req
264. Oh, dear. Oh, my.Copy !req
265. I've got it! I've got it!Copy !req
266. The crown is mine!Copy !req
267. Hey, Clarence. Nice crown.Copy !req
268. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
269. You're going to break your favorite small!Copy !req
270. Even that crown isn't worth
irreparable damage to my poor wonder worm.Copy !req
271. There's no escape!
I must take my poison capsule.Copy !req
272. Naughty. Why didn't you tell me
you had recreationals?Copy !req
273. Dad!Copy !req
274. Mommy? Oh, step-mommy?Copy !req
275. The way I see it, we have 30 seconds
before Fox loses it completely.Copy !req
276. Mama!Copy !req
277. Why must you damage property every time
I accidentally poison a stepmother?Copy !req
278. Quickly, grab the crown,
and everything of value.Copy !req
279. Are you okay?
Speak words to my face if you are okay!Copy !req
280. I just fell and hit my head,
and I might be dying!Copy !req
281. Dying? We are comin' in now!Copy !req
282. What the actual hell, Fox?Copy !req
283. - I'm trying to save you, Papa!
- Yeah!Copy !req
284. If you don't like how we pull this grift,
then we don't have to help you at all!Copy !req
285. No, no, no, kids. I'm sorry.Copy !req
286. From now on,
we do things like a normal family.Copy !req
287. Do you mean that, Papa?Copy !req
288. I do. Just right after you hide me
in the Queen.Copy !req
289. - Where?
- Say what, now?Copy !req
290. Just pick a hole and push!Copy !req
291. Then, after the funeral,
we'll do a McBerry Jerry.Copy !req
292. Dig you up, cut you out,
rinse you down, and we're home free!Copy !req
293. - Has that ever worked?
- Ninth time's the charm!Copy !req
294. Just push me in!Copy !req
295. Oh, no! The Queen is dead?Copy !req
296. I'm fine.Copy !req
297. Okay, all right. She's not dead.Copy !req
298. There goes the McBerry Jerry.Copy !req
299. The Queen lives!Copy !req
300. Oh, it's a miracle! For real, people!Copy !req
301. I just have a bit of bloat.
I feel so nauseous.Copy !req
302. Oh, Queen! There's life inside of you.
It is a double miracle! One, two!Copy !req
303. You're supposed to be dead!Copy !req
304. What? I'm pregnant?Copy !req
305. Yay.Copy !req
306. King Clarence gave me a baby.
I can't wait to nurse him.Copy !req
307. - No!
- I think your prince is ready to be born!Copy !req
308. Now, this is the right number of stairs.Copy !req
309. Little Cato!Copy !req
310. Go away.Copy !req
311. Hey! Don't do that!
Not after what we've been through!Copy !req
312. - I said go aw—
- I can't believe my eyes.Copy !req
313. I thought we were sending you
on a suicide mission.Copy !req
314. But you actually found him.Copy !req
315. Wait, what?Copy !req
316. Little Cato, what's going on?Copy !req
317. There's a price on your head, Gary!Copy !req
318. There is? Well, look.Copy !req
319. There's some stuff I wanna talk about.Copy !req
320. - Now?
- I've been doin' some thinking.Copy !req
321. I know you've been dealt a bad hand,Copy !req
322. and you keep getting dealt bad hands.Copy !req
323. I know I have.Copy !req
324. Yeah, not talking to you, but all right.Copy !req
325. Hey, would you please—?Copy !req
326. Sometimes our heart goes all in,
and we get wiped out.Copy !req
327. Preach, brother.Copy !req
328. But you gotta stick it out.Copy !req
329. The only way out is through.Copy !req
330. We can still make this right.Copy !req
331. What are you talking about?Copy !req
332. Just— I mean...Copy !req
333. Just stay!Copy !req
334. What do you say I...Copy !req
335. I adopt you?Copy !req
336. - What?
- What?Copy !req
337. - Chookity!
- Caw?Copy !req
338. I mean, only if you want,
like a, you know, rental dadCopy !req
339. until we get your actual dad back,
or like a vice-dad.Copy !req
340. - You wanna be my dad?
- Go to him. Be loved.Copy !req
341. Well, I mean, you don't have to change
your name to Little Goodspeed or—Copy !req
342. You see that, guys?Copy !req
343. First, there was no family,Copy !req
344. and then there was one.Copy !req
345. Like us.Copy !req
346. That's the power of magic.Copy !req
347. Caw!Copy !req
348. Excuse me. But, yeah, can I just— Yep.Copy !req
349. That's nice!Copy !req
350. I'll be good. I'll change.Copy !req
351. Just get me out of here!Copy !req
352. Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
353. Look at you. He looks more like me
than his father, don't you think?Copy !req
354. He's brought treasures with him!Copy !req
355. It is a triple miracle! One, two, three!Copy !req
356. Fox, Ash, run!Copy !req
357. He speaks and runs! A quadruple miracle!Copy !req
358. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
359. Grab hold.Copy !req
360. My crown! I'll always love you!Copy !req
361. Money!Copy !req
362. Wait, where's my crown?Copy !req
363. Dang it!
I have lost track of all the miracles!Copy !req
364. So, agent,
what is John Goodspeed building?Copy !req
365. Something big.Copy !req
366. Hey! Mommy's working.Copy !req
367. He's building an antimatter bomb.Copy !req
368. You were using me?Copy !req
369. What? No.Copy !req
370. Well, I mean. At first.Copy !req
371. But, look,
I never expected to fall in love.Copy !req
372. What kind of a monster has a child
with someone just to steal some plans?Copy !req
373. I didn't! I—Copy !req
374. - Shut up!
- Get out!Copy !req
375. I wish you were never born.Copy !req
376. Fun!Copy !req
377. Hello, Sheryl.Copy !req
378. Looks like we got off on the wrong foot.Copy !req
379. I didn't realize you had such
a strong opinion about your son.Copy !req
380. That's something we have in common.Copy !req
381. What if, just throwin' this out there,
you help me find Gary,Copy !req
382. and in return, I did something for you.Copy !req
383. Maybe there is something.
I'm looking for dimensional keys.Copy !req
384. Never heard of them!Copy !req
385. But you got yourself a deal.Copy !req