1. A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESCopy !req
2. Last season on Final Space
a lot freakin' happened,Copy !req
3. so let's burn through it.Copy !req
4. I'm Gary. A lot of people on Reddit
think I'm annoying.Copy !req
5. Well, I guess they have a point.Copy !req
6. But if you really want to know annoying,Copy !req
7. just hang out with KVN
for five horrendous years.Copy !req
8. - We got Mooncake...
- Chookity.Copy !req
9. who by the way is a planet-destroying
super weapon.Copy !req
10. My best friend Avocato,Copy !req
11. a gruff, tough, little bit rough,
bounty hunter,Copy !req
12. who sadly... bit it.Copy !req
13. His son Little Cato,
who I swore to look after.Copy !req
14. Hue, the ship's AI,
who can't keep me in check.Copy !req
15. Tribore, the surprisingly capable
and fashionable head of the Resistance.Copy !req
16. And Clarence,
someone I hope to never meet again.Copy !req
17. I never thought someone like me would be
saving the world.Copy !req
18. It's tricky
because no one teaches you how.Copy !req
19. You just meet someone really,
really genuine,Copy !req
20. like Quinn.Copy !req
21. And her equally hot future self,
Nightfall.Copy !req
22. You hear about a breach in space
you've got to close or else.Copy !req
23. You get hunted by a maniacal dickwad
like the Lord CommanderCopy !req
24. and then you just kind of hope
it works out.Copy !req
25. That's what happened to me anyway.
Only it didn't...Copy !req
26. work out.Copy !req
27. Gary.Copy !req
28. No, don't. Don't say it.Copy !req
29. I'm not coming back.Copy !req
30. VALUABLECopy !req
31. JUST CRAPCopy !req
32. GALACTICA TRASHCopy !req
33. Where... where am I?Copy !req
34. I'm not coming back.Copy !req
35. We failed.Copy !req
36. We failed freakin' hard.Copy !req
37. HUE, where are we?Copy !req
38. HUE?Copy !req
39. HUE.Copy !req
40. HUE!Copy !req
41. Sorry, Gary.Copy !req
42. This is my first time inhabiting a shell.Copy !req
43. - Is that really you?
- Get off my cheeks, Gary.Copy !req
44. Get over here, you waddling rascal.Copy !req
45. Come on over. Come on, right here.
I'm waiting.Copy !req
46. While we're young, HUE, please.
Get over here.Copy !req
47. - Hug me tight, HUE.
- Hugging.Copy !req
48. - Hugging. Hugging.
- Okay, okay. Okay.Copy !req
49. - I missed you so much.
- Alright! Alright.Copy !req
50. That was the worst hug I've ever received.Copy !req
51. Gary, we're about to lightfold!Copy !req
52. This kinda sucks a lot!Copy !req
53. If you're ready for some sweet deals,Copy !req
54. you're ready for some
sweet, sweet, Clarence.Copy !req
55. That is truly disgusting.Copy !req
56. You're disgusting.Copy !req
57. Oh, God, no.
Clarence?Copy !req
58. Surprise.Copy !req
59. Oh well, well, well.Copy !req
60. Sorry, primate,Copy !req
61. to inform you
of the horribly wonderful newsCopy !req
62. that I now own you.Copy !req
63. You don't own me.
No one owns me.Copy !req
64. All property gathered in the Interstellar
Null ZoneCopy !req
65. belongs to he who collects it,
and that he is me,Copy !req
66. and that property is you.Copy !req
67. Oh, well, that's greatCopy !req
68. and... quick, HUE, run!Copy !req
69. You're not going anywhere!Copy !req
70. Whoa, I can't believe that worked.Copy !req
71. Be gone, self-doubting, adolescent demon!Copy !req
72. Quick, HUE, run.Copy !req
73. - But a little faster this time.
- Sprint mode engaged.Copy !req
74. Come on, HUE. Put the petal to the metal.Copy !req
75. Now that scares me.Copy !req
76. I see you've met Fox and Ash,
my darling children.Copy !req
77. Just to claarify, did any of you spring
from that hobgoblin's wiener?Copy !req
78. We were adopted.Copy !req
79. Which means, it hurts my feelings when
people run away from meCopy !req
80. without giving me a chance.Copy !req
81. That's great.
Okay, Clarence—Copy !req
82. Now it's time for you
and your robot annoyanceCopy !req
83. to remove your filth.Copy !req
84. Wash boy!Copy !req
85. Little Cato.Copy !req
86. Gary?Copy !req
87. Thunder Bandit!Copy !req
88. My little spider cat.Copy !req
89. Now this, this is a hug.Copy !req
90. My body is a nightmare.Copy !req
91. Now, how do we get out of here?Copy !req
92. We gather every boom stick we can find
and start shooting photons at—Copy !req
93. Before you go any further.Copy !req
94. Matchy-matchy. Cool.Copy !req
95. Goodnight.Copy !req
96. Mooncake, I wish we'd never met.Copy !req
97. Chookity-pok.Copy !req
98. He has nothing left.Copy !req
99. You've drained him.Copy !req
100. Time's up, wang dangler.Copy !req
101. I've killed you one hundred different ways
and one hundred different times.Copy !req
102. And every time, Invictus always takes you.Copy !req
103. And the cycle begins again.Copy !req
104. But this time feels different.Copy !req
105. And when it takes you,
tell it w'ere coming to kill it.Copy !req
106. I...Copy !req
107. You finished causing trouble?Copy !req
108. Gary, may I speak in ironics?Copy !req
109. You're a prisoner once again.Copy !req
110. Wow. Freaking hilarious insight HUE.Copy !req
111. Now, we've got to get out of here
and I think I have a plan.Copy !req
112. Oh, boy. Here we go.Copy !req
113. Home free, boys, home free...Copy !req
114. - Okay.
- Not that bad.Copy !req
115. - Ready to go again.
- I wouldn't do that, Gary.Copy !req
116. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
117. We got this.Copy !req
118. I can't feel my head.Copy !req
119. We got close that time.Copy !req
120. Good news! Something's come up.Copy !req
121. A little job,Copy !req
122. which, if you help the family with,Copy !req
123. you won't have to stay imprisoned here
for twenty years.Copy !req
124. I can feel the oil rushing to my head.Copy !req
125. - Okay, I'm listening.
- We're stealing the Nymerian Cube.Copy !req
126. Where's the, uh, Hungarian lube?
Where is that?Copy !req
127. On a ship that's entered the Toro Regatta.Copy !req
128. The most spectacular space race
in all the galaxy.Copy !req
129. Give me this race right now.Copy !req
130. Ordinarily,
it's too well guarded to steal,Copy !req
131. which is why we're going to pull this
heist in the middle of the race,Copy !req
132. You've done time,
so this should be second nature.Copy !req
133. I'll even sweeten the deal
and throw in the Crimson Light.Copy !req
134. A dietetic but delicious-sounding
soft drink?Copy !req
135. A VX-Nine light runner.Copy !req
136. Envied by all.Copy !req
137. We get to go free?Copy !req
138. And we get that space ship?Copy !req
139. All right.Copy !req
140. You got yoursel a dealio, yo.Copy !req
141. Put them down.Copy !req
142. No.Copy !req
143. For a second there, I thought it was—Copy !req
144. - I'm back.
- No! No, I thought you died.Copy !req
145. It was so beautiful.
Go back!Copy !req
146. I can't go back.
I sensed that you're in danger.Copy !req
147. - Do you ever sense that I'm in danger?
- I don't really think about you.Copy !req
148. - No.
- That's why I put myself back together.Copy !req
149. I couldn't leave this world knowing
my best friend was out there somewhere.Copy !req
150. - Oh, no.
- Forever searching for me.Copy !req
151. - There was no searching.
- Right.Copy !req
152. Because I was always in your heart.Copy !req
153. Equidistant from both nips.
Right here.Copy !req
154. Now, let's play "Who Missed Who the Most."Copy !req
155. Sounds manageable. We fly the ship,
we get our freedom,Copy !req
156. We get the hell out of here.
Then we find Mooncake.Copy !req
157. It doesn't sound too good to be true
or anything, right?Copy !req
158. Little Cato, sometimes, if you're lucky,Copy !req
159. life takes the crap in your hand,
and hands you two slices of bread,Copy !req
160. and turns that crap
into a crap luck sandwich.Copy !req
161. You know, but the crap sandwich is,
you know, still made outta crap.Copy !req
162. Yeah.Copy !req
163. But there's a little bit
of luck in there too.Copy !req
164. And we're going to need it.Copy !req
165. Why is Clarence so obsessed
with this cube anyway?Copy !req
166. The Nymerian Cube is a collapsed star
small enough to hold in your hand,Copy !req
167. and extremely powerful.Copy !req
168. - What? Who is this?
- I'm AVA, the ship's AI.Copy !req
169. AVA, I like that name.Copy !req
170. I'm HUE.
I'm also an AI.Copy !req
171. Sure you are.
Any more questions?Copy !req
172. I didn't even have that question.Copy !req
173. - Right.
- I like her.Copy !req
174. Get ready for race day
at the Toro Regatta!Copy !req
175. The speed of our competitors is only
outstripped by their mad lust for victory.Copy !req
176. The Nymerian Cube is on the Starchaser,
piloted by Rug Yorkvain,Copy !req
177. formerly Chag Murfblick,
formerly Crix Blangdag,Copy !req
178. formerly Hux Ringscreckai,
AKA Tim White.Copy !req
179. Everyone's been training year-round
for this race.Copy !req
180. Except for the crew of the Crimson Light
who just showed up.Copy !req
181. The rag tag crew of the Crimson Light
does not look impressive.Copy !req
182. Krakorian oddsmakers have them all dead
by the end of the first heat.Copy !req
183. Welcome to the Toro Regatta!Copy !req
184. Racers, spool your engines.Copy !req
185. And here we go.Copy !req
186. Five... four...Copy !req
187. three... two...Copy !req
188. one.Copy !req
189. The Toro Regatta,
sponsored by Dart Juice.Copy !req
190. Before you disintegrate
in a vain attempt at glory,Copy !req
191. taste the freshness of Dart Juice.
I'm chugging one right now!Copy !req
192. The Crimson Light bringing up the rear.Copy !req
193. Wait a second,
it looks... yes!Copy !req
194. It looks like the Crimson Light
is gaining ground!Copy !req
195. Pilot Gary Goodspeed has burned past
Dread Renegade,Copy !req
196. but something tells me
this won't last long.Copy !req
197. Warning, weapons are locked to our ship.Copy !req
198. What kind of race is this, Clarence?Copy !req
199. A race to the death.Copy !req
200. - Didn't I mention that?
- No, you didn't!Copy !req
201. They got us! They're trying to rip out
our lightfold engine!Copy !req
202. We're gonna get 'em.
We're gonna get 'em!Copy !req
203. Does this help, Gary?Copy !req
204. - No!
- Tropical Muzak engaged.Copy !req
205. Alright, well, a little.
Actually, it's kinda catchy.Copy !req
206. Gary.Copy !req
207. - Gary!
- I see it.Copy !req
208. - Gary!
- I see it!Copy !req
209. Whoa, it's the old twist and burnCopy !req
210. as they release a baker's dozen
photon missilesCopy !req
211. ready to cook the Crimson Light.Copy !req
212. And the Dread Renegade goes down!Copy !req
213. Catch the Starchaser.Copy !req
214. It's time we make our move.Copy !req
215. With just three ships left,
it's anyone's race.Copy !req
216. The Starchaser regains the lead!Copy !req
217. There they go past Bee-tor,
the sacred beetle king.Copy !req
218. Oh, no!Copy !req
219. Alright, go, go, go.Copy !req
220. Get the cube! Who's getting the cube
from the Starchaser?Copy !req
221. You are.Copy !req
222. You don't think I'm going to risk my life
and my children's,Copy !req
223. - when I have disposible you here, do you?
- What?Copy !req
224. Back off, Ventrexian!Copy !req
225. Unless you want
another thousand year war!Copy !req
226. You back off, Tryvuulian.Copy !req
227. No, you back off,
Ventrexian!Copy !req
228. Don't hurt him!
I kinda like him!Copy !req
229. I mean, what?Copy !req
230. Incoming.Copy !req
231. Dirty play,Copy !req
232. but we like that!Copy !req
233. We're going to need cover
from those nasty lasers.Copy !req
234. Get out there and destroy things!Copy !req
235. Before I take a life,Copy !req
236. I make a life.Copy !req
237. Oh, I can't do this.Copy !req
238. Oh, I can see body parts
and everything.Copy !req
239. Oh, no! I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
240. The hell you can't!Copy !req
241. This is how we wreck it, Tryvuulian!Copy !req
242. That's Regatta hurt!Copy !req
243. Keep moving, primate.Copy !req
244. Starchaser's drop driving.Copy !req
245. What the hell was that?Copy !req
246. - AVA?
- Yes, gorgeous.Copy !req
247. Engage the drop drive, Lambchop.Copy !req
248. - What is the drop drive?
- Engaging drop.Copy !req
249. Was it that thing?
I don't want to do it if it's that!Copy !req
250. - Three, two, one.
- No, no, no! I don't wanna do it!Copy !req
251. Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
252. Oh, no!Copy !req
253. Drop drive initiated.Copy !req
254. Now traveling through
dimensional space.Copy !req
255. Gary, can you feel it?Copy !req
256. The Nymerian Cube's right there.Copy !req
257. Oh, my God, there is a little tadpole
diggling out of your pants.Copy !req
258. - What is that?
- My money compass.Copy !req
259. It points me in the direction of money.Copy !req
260. A kiss, hm?Copy !req
261. Ash, attach a jump cable to the primate.Copy !req
262. Oh man, what am I doing here?
I lost a freakin' planet,Copy !req
263. I am not the guy for this.Copy !req
264. Let's go, already!Copy !req
265. Oh! You kicked me!Copy !req
266. This is not good.Copy !req
267. The cable! No!Copy !req
268. - I'm falling.
- Gary?Copy !req
269. Someone save me.Copy !req
270. Hold on.Copy !req
271. Ash? How're you doin' that thingy thing?Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Oh, no!Copy !req
274. Finger painting!Copy !req
275. Who's got goggles
with a little mustache?Copy !req
276. You do.Copy !req
277. Looking for this?Copy !req
278. The Librarian Cube.Copy !req
279. Ta-ta!Copy !req
280. What is he doing?Copy !req
281. Oh, crap.
They're destroying their own ship.Copy !req
282. Oh, no.
That means they're gonna hijack ours!Copy !req
283. We gotta get back. Do your thingy.Copy !req
284. - Do the thingy.
- What thingy?Copy !req
285. The thingy thing.
Activate the thingy!Copy !req
286. What? Well, I can't just,
I can't just pop it on, man!Copy !req
287. Okay, last chance to activate
the thingy thing. No?Copy !req
288. Then jump!Copy !req
289. You liar.
We could have gently levitated.Copy !req
290. Oh, my.Copy !req
291. Hello top of the ship again.Copy !req
292. - Where's generic blonde guy?
- You're a liar...Copy !req
293. You're a stinking liar...Copy !req
294. He sounds mad.Copy !req
295. Give me the cube, you handsome,
handsome man!Copy !req
296. All right.Copy !req
297. I... Can...Copy !req
298. Head... Butt... You...Copy !req
299. All... Day.Copy !req
300. Oh, no I can't.Copy !req
301. Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
302. How? Oh, my—Copy !req
303. How are you still so handsome?Copy !req
304. Look who's still got it!Copy !req
305. No, actually I do.Copy !req
306. AVA, disengage drop drive,
my little gumdrop.Copy !req
307. You got it, big boy.Copy !req
308. I can't believe it!Copy !req
309. The Crimson Light's back in the race.Copy !req
310. But they're not alone.Copy !req
311. The Invader Red is closing in on us.Copy !req
312. Oh, and we're about
to be disintegrated.Copy !req
313. She's right, Gary. We got trouble.
Shield!Copy !req
314. Fire something.
Press buttons.Copy !req
315. Threat has been neutralized
by an unidentified ship, Gary.Copy !req
316. Chookity!Copy !req
317. Regatta baby. Ya gotta Regatta!Copy !req
318. And the Crimson Light wins!Copy !req
319. - Mooncake?
- Gar?Copy !req
320. - Mooncake!
- Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar, Gar.Copy !req
321. Gar!
Chookity pok pok pok pok pok!Copy !req
322. Chookity! Chookity pok!Copy !req
323. - And a Pok pok! Chooka pooka!
- No.Copy !req
324. - And a Chookity pok pok pokity!
- Oh, geez, holy cow.Copy !req
325. - Okay, Yeah?
- Chookity pok pok pok. Chooka pok.Copy !req
326. You lost your powers
and then what happened?Copy !req
327. - Pok.
- Oh, you were done. Okay. Well.Copy !req
328. Nightfall. You're alive?Copy !req
329. And you're alive.Copy !req
330. Let's assume everyone who is here
is alive.Copy !req
331. I have a body now, everybody.Copy !req
332. What I mean to say is if you're alive,Copy !req
333. Quinn is alive too, right?Copy !req
334. Gary, no one has every returned
from Final Space.Copy !req
335. That just means there's gotta be
a first time.Copy !req
336. Our work isn't done, child.Copy !req
337. It's only just begun.Copy !req
338. Gary, the Crimson Light is going to need
extensive repairs to the—Copy !req
339. The airlocks, lightfold engines,
and captain's bathhouse.Copy !req
340. - I was going to say that, AVA.
- Yeah, but you didn't.Copy !req
341. Isn't AVA the best?Copy !req
342. Right, HUE?
Do you hear me?Copy !req
343. - HUE. HUE. HUE. HUE.
- Have I really sunk this low?Copy !req
344. You sure have.Copy !req
345. Smell it up, Clarence.
It's the glorious scent called freedom.Copy !req
346. What you're smelling is that
you're still my property.Copy !req
347. - And I'm keeping the ship.
- Say what? What?Copy !req
348. My guess is that you didn't read
the fine print.Copy !req
349. What fine print? There was no fine print.
You gave me your word.Copy !req
350. My word is the fine print, dingus,
and I just changed it.Copy !req
351. If you need me...Copy !req
352. Bolo?Copy !req
353. Gary. Days are coming.Copy !req
354. The war for your universe
has begun.Copy !req
355. The time has come for you to free me.Copy !req
356. Otherwise, no one,Copy !req
357. past, present, or future, will survive.Copy !req
358. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm good.Copy !req
359. Everything depends on all of you.Copy !req
360. - Our journey leads to Final Space.
- Wait, to Quinn?Copy !req
361. Together, we can save her.Copy !req
362. - How?
- Gather the five dimensional keys.Copy !req
363. With them, you will have the power
to break through my prison.Copy !req
364. Okay, that's great and all,
but where do I get them?Copy !req
365. They are hidden across your universe,Copy !req
366. but you are already in possession
of the first one.Copy !req
367. Peace out, Gary.Copy !req
368. Yo.Copy !req
369. Yo, Bolo.
Dude.Copy !req
370. The universe is a really big place.Copy !req
371. Engine spooled.Copy !req
372. I'm gonna break a Titan
out of inter-dimensional prison.Copy !req
373. - Sticking around?
- Wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
374. Out of my seat, primate.Copy !req
375. Yo, my ship, my seat.Copy !req
376. Then you leave me no choice.Copy !req
377. Clarence,
why is there a pack of Smarties—Copy !req
378. - Oh, Clarence!
- It's still my money compass.Copy !req
379. I'm just excited to be at the
controls.Copy !req
380. - Grabbing life by its succulent—
- Clarence, will you get the hell off me?Copy !req