1. Previously on "Final Space"...Copy !req
2. At long last, Gary and AvocatoCopy !req
3. rescue Avocato's son, Little Cato,Copy !req
4. from the clutches
of the Lord Commander,Copy !req
5. but that dick weed takes revengeCopy !req
6. and teleports a bomb
that Avocato finds just in timeCopy !req
7. to sacrifice his life
to save his son.Copy !req
8. I know. I'll miss him, too.Copy !req
9. You have three minutes of oxygen left.Copy !req
10. It's cold, H.U.E.
Are you cold?Copy !req
11. I only feel two things, Gary ...
nothing and nothingness.Copy !req
12. You know what?Copy !req
13. It's the shade.Copy !req
14. It's always, like, 10 degrees
colder... in the shade.Copy !req
15. Space is made entirely of shade.Copy !req
16. Yeah, I guess it is.Copy !req
17. I gotta find some of
that non-shade.Copy !req
18. Where the hell is it?Copy !req
19. Oh, hey. Oh.Copy !req
20. Oh, boom ... non-shade.Copy !req
21. Crap! It's, like, really
freakin' piping hot now.Copy !req
22. 1x07 - Chapter SevenCopy !req
23. Avocato?Copy !req
24. It's been three days
since you died.Copy !req
25. I have to say I'm...
I'm struggling here, man.Copy !req
26. You said to look after your boy,Copy !req
27. and I can barely look after myself.Copy !req
28. I really think you picked
the wrong guy.Copy !req
29. Granted, there wasn't
a big pool to pick from, but...Copy !req
30. I guess what I'm trying to say is...Copy !req
31. I miss you, friend.Copy !req
32. What do you think I should do?Copy !req
33. I mean, I-I ...
I need a sign, man.Copy !req
34. You know,
maybe rattle some glassesCopy !req
35. if I should give him some space
or flicker the lights.Copy !req
36. You know, just a little flicker
if I should try harder.Copy !req
37. Any ghost-related
stuff at all would be great.Copy !req
38. Or nothing.
Nothing works, too.Copy !req
39. - What the crap are you doing?
- KVN is making helpful repairs.Copy !req
40. There! Boomtown!
No more hole.Copy !req
41. Hole? That was the door
to the bathroom!Copy !req
42. Oh! I thought it was
a huge rectangular hole.Copy !req
43. - Ugh!
- How? That huge rectangular holeCopy !req
44. was the door to the bathroom!Copy !req
45. - You sure?
- Yes! Yes, I'm ... Yes!Copy !req
46. Well, that puts
you in a situation, huh?Copy !req
47. - Gary?
- Yeah?Copy !req
48. - I have news for you.
- What is it, H.U.E.?Copy !req
49. Three, two, one...Copy !req
50. Gary, your prison sentenceCopy !req
51. aboard the Galaxy 1 is now complete.Copy !req
52. That's gre...
Wait, say what?Copy !req
53. You're free, Gary.Copy !req
54. Free?
This isn't a joke?Copy !req
55. I mean, I-I'm really free?Copy !req
56. Yes, Gary.
What are you going to do now?Copy !req
57. Yes! Oh, I'm free!Copy !req
58. All these long years, and
these freedom cookies are mine!Copy !req
59. Gary?
You should talk to Little Cato.Copy !req
60. "I think you need
to talk to Little Cato.Copy !req
61. I think you need to, uh, crawl in
a vent and talk to Little Cato."Copy !req
62. Hey, where'd you get
all those cookies?Copy !req
63. - You want them? They suck.
- They do. They do suck!Copy !req
64. Five years for these little
round pieces of suckage!Copy !req
65. Get to the point.
I'm a busy guy.Copy !req
66. Well, hmm.Copy !req
67. All right, buddy, what
can I do to make you happy?Copy !req
68. - Name anything.
- Anything?Copy !req
69. - Freakin' anything.
- Anything?Copy !req
70. I just said freakin' anything.
Anything.Copy !req
71. Can you get me to the Lord Commander?Copy !req
72. Okay... possibly.
What do you want to do?Copy !req
73. I want to slit his throatCopy !req
74. and splash in his life juice.Copy !req
75. Oh. Good Lord, that's dark.
Okay, well...Copy !req
76. Sounds like a fantastic idea.Copy !req
77. Count me in!Copy !req
78. I never thought I'd be creatingCopy !req
79. a murder squad with a small boy,
but here we are.Copy !req
80. Is this...
Is this my father's room?Copy !req
81. Hell yeah, it is.Copy !req
82. Oh, my gosh, look at all the crap.Copy !req
83. All right, well, Avocato's gotta have
big boom sticks in here somewhere.Copy !req
84. - What did you think of him?
- Your dad?Copy !req
85. Well, he was a short-tempered,
angry grouch.Copy !req
86. I loved that about him.Copy !req
87. Me, too.
Plus, he cared about you.Copy !req
88. Man, I mean,
more than anything.Copy !req
89. - You think so?
- He would never shut up about you.Copy !req
90. I mean, every day, "Little Cato ...Copy !req
91. we gotta save Little Cato.
He's injured.Copy !req
92. He's my boy.
Let's find him."Copy !req
93. You know, I do not jest,
the man loved you.Copy !req
94. He never said that to me.Copy !req
95. He said it when he gave
his life to save you.Copy !req
96. That was love in action mode ...
Avocato style.Copy !req
97. Heck chicklets!
We got it!Copy !req
98. Here you go!
You ready?Copy !req
99. Let's tear the Lord Commander
a new butthole.Copy !req
100. Yes!
Maybe even three!Copy !req
101. Or four.
Four of them?Copy !req
102. 10. 10 painfully
wide-open buttholes!Copy !req
103. - We're gonna cover him in buttholes.
- That's a ...Copy !req
104. that's, like, 50
to 55 buttholes right there!Copy !req
105. KVN wants to cover him
in buttholes, too!Copy !req
106. We're coming, deal with it!Copy !req
107. All right, fine. We shall be called
the Legion of MurderingCopy !req
108. an Irritatingly
Power-thirsty Pint-sized ImpCopy !req
109. into a Plethora of Butthoooooles!Copy !req
110. Quinn, only 48 hours
till the breach consumes Earth.Copy !req
111. Until we fix the ship,Copy !req
112. we cannot engage our lightfold engines,Copy !req
113. and you have
a more immediate problem.Copy !req
114. H.U.E., what is he doing?Copy !req
115. I can only hypothesize,Copy !req
116. but I think they are
going to pick a fight.Copy !req
117. That idiot!Copy !req
118. Gary, we don't have time for this!Copy !req
119. We've got bigger problems!Copy !req
120. Oh, right. Tunes!
Thanks, Quinn.Copy !req
121. H.U.E., play the good stuff.Copy !req
122. I'm talking about war trumpets,
rain sticks,Copy !req
123. soul-crushing crumhornsCopy !req
124. to stir the hearts
of these merry men.Copy !req
125. - And piccolos and clarinets.
- No piccolos or clarinets!Copy !req
126. - Right. Angelic violins.
- No!Copy !req
127. Oh, H.U.E., what is this?Copy !req
128. - The good stuff, Gary.
- That is not the good stuff!Copy !req
129. Where are the war trumpets,
the rain sticks?Copy !req
130. This is so sad, Gary.Copy !req
131. It makes me think about
all the people I've lovedCopy !req
132. - who have died, like ...
- Don't ... Don't say it.Copy !req
133. - Avocato.
- Oh!Copy !req
134. My bro is dead!Copy !req
135. - Can you take all of that over there?
- Maybe I should.Copy !req
136. Sorry, small fry. I didn't
foresee my emotional shieldingCopy !req
137. getting shut down so quickly!Copy !req
138. Chookity!Copy !req
139. Shut the hell up, Mooncake!Copy !req
140. Oh, I'm so sad!Copy !req
141. Little Cato, I am not
detecting the Lord CommanderCopy !req
142. on that heavy incinerator.Copy !req
143. I don't care.
This is for my dad!Copy !req
144. In hindsight, this wasn't
the greatest idea.Copy !req
145. What was that?Copy !req
146. Gary, are you okay?
Gary? Gary?Copy !req
147. Gary!Copy !req
148. Oh, my audio processing unit.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
149. What, what?
What, what?Copy !req
150. Small fry?
Hey, wake up.Copy !req
151. Did you say something?Copy !req
152. Avocato picked the worst guy
to watch over his son.Copy !req
153. I am a bad-luck magnet.Copy !req
154. Is he breathing?Copy !req
155. Great news, guys.
Little Cato is breathing.Copy !req
156. You saved my life.Copy !req
157. - Who are you?
- Hi, Gary.Copy !req
158. - Quinn?
- Gary, I...Copy !req
159. What the tough titty wompas?Copy !req
160. Who are you?Copy !req
161. - Wha?
- I'm you.Copy !req
162. But you can't be me.Copy !req
163. I know that
because I'm already me.Copy !req
164. - What?
- No, I'm really you,Copy !req
165. - just from the future.
- Hey, future Quinn, I'm KVN,Copy !req
166. Gary's deep-space insanity
avoidance companion.Copy !req
167. We're just the bestest of friends.Copy !req
168. - Shut up, KVN.
- Good Lord, that's hot.Copy !req
169. But the two of us together,
isn't that a paradox?Copy !req
170. - Shouldn't the universe explode?
- Excellent question.Copy !req
171. - Apparently not.
- Excellent answer.Copy !req
172. - But... why?
- 'Cause Einstein's a jerk.Copy !req
173. How am I supposed to know?Copy !req
174. If it helps, you can call me
by my code name ...Copy !req
175. - Nightfall.
- Nightfall? That's super lame.Copy !req
176. - Did I come up with that?
- No. He did.Copy !req
177. Quinns, Quinns, stop fighting
with yourselves.Copy !req
178. Gotta say, Gary,
I missed your wit.Copy !req
179. Wit? He took Little Cato
on a stupid suicide mission!Copy !req
180. What's wrong with you?
You're a danger to all of us.Copy !req
181. Don't disagree.
My best friend's dead.Copy !req
182. I almost got his son killed.Copy !req
183. Now that my
prison sentence is up,Copy !req
184. maybe it's a good time for me
and Mooncake to move on.Copy !req
185. - A great time.
- All right then. Peace out.Copy !req
186. Just gonna get my keys.Copy !req
187. Where the crap are my keys?Copy !req
188. Oh, oh, oh.
That... That's a few coins.Copy !req
189. Oh, yeah.
I-I don't have keys.Copy !req
190. Okay, well...
peace out again.Copy !req
191. Quinn, Gary can't leave.Copy !req
192. Let him do what he wants.Copy !req
193. Every time you go it alone,
it ends in failure.Copy !req
194. You need everyone
on this crew to succeed.Copy !req
195. Until you accept that,
you have no chance.Copy !req
196. But I don't need them ...
especially Gary.Copy !req
197. He's impetuous, irresponsible,Copy !req
198. and he takes nothing seriously.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah, I forgot.
You haven't figured it out yet.Copy !req
200. I guess it's plan "B."
Again.Copy !req
201. Her ship's a freakin' time machine.
I can save my dad.Copy !req
202. - Did you just call me dad?
- Did I just call you what?Copy !req
203. You're really going?Copy !req
204. Surprised myself, frankly,
but it is what it is.Copy !req
205. H.U.E., where are
my civilian clothes?Copy !req
206. What will I do when you're gone?Copy !req
207. You're my only friend, Gary.Copy !req
208. Really?
What about KVN?Copy !req
209. KVN is a jag-off, Gary.
You know that.Copy !req
210. Yeah, I do know that, actually.Copy !req
211. Yeah. KVN was sent just
to ruin everything he touches!Copy !req
212. He's the complete opposite of Midas.Copy !req
213. Turdas ... That's KVN.Copy !req
214. One touch, everything in life
turns into one long, slender turd.Copy !req
215. Chocli!Copy !req
216. What ... how ... hey!Copy !req
217. Hello. Hi.
You caught meCopy !req
218. at a highly naked
pantsless time.Copy !req
219. - Chocli. Buk, buk, buk.
- Dang it!Copy !req
220. Do you know how long it's been
since we've been together?Copy !req
221. - Five, eight minutes?
- More like 20 years.Copy !req
222. - I lost you. My you.
- That sucks for your you.Copy !req
223. Wah!
Whoa!Copy !req
224. I'm on the mattress.
Good Lord, you are strong.Copy !req
225. Oh, this has been fantastic.
And you're crawling on top.Copy !req
226. Okay, wait, you know what,
I-I-I gotta sayCopy !req
227. I'm more of
a wine and dine kind of lad.Copy !req
228. Even a cracker and some water
would go a long way with me,Copy !req
229. 'cause I mean ... Can we please,
uh, get to the subject ...Copy !req
230. the subject matter here is
that there's a Quinn thing!Copy !req
231. I am Quinn.Copy !req
232. I mean my Quinn.
Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
233. Tomorrow's Quinn is super hot
and freakishly strong,Copy !req
234. but in a more tomorrow's
freakishly strongCopy !req
235. and hot kind of way.Copy !req
236. All right.
I got what I need.Copy !req
237. Goodbye, Gary.Copy !req
238. Energy cuffs?
You are sassy.Copy !req
239. We're playing goodbye
with energy cuffs.Copy !req
240. What the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
241. It seems like you walked into
a situation, Quinn,Copy !req
242. - where the two of us ...
- "Us?"Copy !req
243. Oh, no, no, no, no!
This is not us.Copy !req
244. But she's you.Copy !req
245. - He's right.
- No, he's not!Copy !req
246. - I think I am.
- I am you.Copy !req
247. But I'm not doing that.Copy !req
248. This naked bed stuff
really wasn't much of a ...Copy !req
249. - Shut up, Gary!
- I'm confused.Copy !req
250. I am not.
I am strangely aroused.Copy !req
251. - Me, too!
- Didn't know that could happen.Copy !req
252. Feels weird.Copy !req
253. - Get over here!
- I was done anyway.Copy !req
254. Cut the crap, Nightfall.
I want answers.Copy !req
255. I was trying to save the universe.Copy !req
256. By handcuffing Gary naked?Copy !req
257. I don't want him to see
what's happening next.Copy !req
258. I'm going to kill Mooncake
before he destroys all of us.Copy !req
259. What are you talking about?Copy !req
260. Do you know what's about
to happen to Gary?Copy !req
261. Every time Gary leaves the mission,Copy !req
262. the Lord Commander kills him.Copy !req
263. Something inside Mooncake snaps.Copy !req
264. Mooncake lays waste to the universeCopy !req
265. and tears open the door
to Final Space.Copy !req
266. That's when the Titans break
through the barrier to our dimension.Copy !req
267. Monstrous nightmares.Copy !req
268. Words are a waste
describing their horror.Copy !req
269. Stop.
You can't do this.Copy !req
270. You'll thank me in the end.Copy !req
271. Chocli ... agh!Copy !req
272. - Mooncake!
- Chocli, buk, buk!Copy !req
273. - Mooncake!
- Buk, buk, buk!Copy !req
274. If I can just...Copy !req
275. Yes!Copy !req
276. Nightfall wants to kill Mooncake!Copy !req
277. I can see that!
Get me out of here!Copy !req
278. We need to stop her right now!Copy !req
279. - A little close!
- Get dressed! Let's go!Copy !req
280. - This last day sucks!
- Chocli! Chocli!Copy !req
281. - No!
- Chocli!Copy !req
282. Chocli!
Chocli!Copy !req
283. Chocli, choc, choc, choc!Copy !req
284. Choc, choc, choc!Copy !req
285. Why would you want
to kill Mooncake?Copy !req
286. - I don't!
- Ow!Copy !req
287. She does.Copy !req
288. I'm proud of you, son.Copy !req
289. Why am I crying?Copy !req
290. Oh, you're growing up so fast.Copy !req
291. I'm sorry, I'm just
going on and on.Copy !req
292. Stop it.
You're not my dad.Copy !req
293. 'Cause I'm better
than your dad, right?Copy !req
294. It's okay. You can admit it,
you can say yes.Copy !req
295. - Go ahead.
- No!Copy !req
296. - Can I be your granddad?
- No.Copy !req
297. - Grandpa?
- No.Copy !req
298. - Uncle?
- No.Copy !req
299. - Cousin?
- No.Copy !req
300. - Nephew?
- No.Copy !req
301. - Brother?
- No.Copy !req
302. - Can I be your great-granddad?
- No.Copy !req
303. - Can I be your aunt?
- No.Copy !req
304. - Can I be your niece?
- No.Copy !req
305. - Can I be your... mom?
- No, no.Copy !req
306. Whoa, look at all
these cosmic ice cubes!Copy !req
307. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
308. Oh!
Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
309. Oh!
Whoa, cool!Copy !req
310. - Mooncake!
- Chocli, buk, buk!Copy !req
311. Whoa, not cool!Copy !req
312. You've gotta go through me
to get to him.Copy !req
313. You don't want to do this.
Trust me.Copy !req
314. Trust Gary.Copy !req
315. Quinn, tell Gary what happens.Copy !req
316. Tell him why we need
to kill Mooncake.Copy !req
317. Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, okay.Copy !req
318. Really lost in the weeds over here.Copy !req
319. Anybody mind whacking
some clarity for me?Copy !req
320. Tell him!Copy !req
321. - Can I be your twin?
- No.Copy !req
322. - Can I be your anything?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
323. - Can I be your everything?
- No.Copy !req
324. - Can I be you?
- No.Copy !req
325. I want to be you.
I want to be you!Copy !req
326. Self-destruct imminent.Copy !req
327. Time fusion chamber leaking.Copy !req
328. No, no, no, no, no!
Wait, what is happening?Copy !req
329. - We're trapped.
- Ugh! This is gonna end bad.Copy !req
330. What is going on, Quinn?Copy !req
331. If you leave,
the Lord Commander kills you,Copy !req
332. and Mooncake takes revenge
on everything.Copy !req
333. And I mean everything.Copy !req
334. I've been back hundreds of times,Copy !req
335. and the only option left
is to kill Mooncake.Copy !req
336. Little buddy?Copy !req
337. Emergency.Copy !req
338. Little Cato is trapped
inside Nightfall's ship.Copy !req
339. He triggered the self-destruct!
It can't be turned off!Copy !req
340. Little Cato.
Please. For me.Copy !req
341. I can't let him die.Copy !req
342. - Mooncake, let's go!
- Chocli-bop!Copy !req
343. Help!Copy !req
344. In another moment, they'll
be blinked out of existence.Copy !req
345. Little Cato!Copy !req
346. Grab my hand!Copy !req
347. It was all my fault.Copy !req
348. - He died because of me.
- I said grab it!Copy !req
349. I feel so alone.Copy !req
350. You're not alone.
We'll get through it together.Copy !req
351. As a team.
As a squad.Copy !req
352. - As a team squad.
- How? You're leaving.Copy !req
353. To be honest, I was never
going anywhere.Copy !req
354. I mean, I ...
I got nowhere to go.Copy !req
355. Hell yeah, dawg.Copy !req
356. Give Mooncake one more chance.
I can fix this.Copy !req
357. Gary, I'm...
glad you're sticking around.Copy !req
358. Why?Copy !req
359. - Because I need you.
- To do what?Copy !req
360. - I just need you, okay? So shut up!
- Works for me.Copy !req
361. - What about me?
- You, too.Copy !req
362. - Chocli-pop?
- And especially you.Copy !req
363. What the hell, Quinn?
You failed to mention me.Copy !req
364. - Yes, you.
- Hi, what about KVN?Copy !req
365. Do you need KVN?
Huh?Copy !req
366. - Huh?
- Yes, KVN!Copy !req
367. Yes, KVN, what?Copy !req
368. I need you, too, all right?
I need all of you.Copy !req
369. Then you just joined the
Legion of Murdering...Copy !req
370. something or another.
I don't know. It's really long.Copy !req
371. - Yeah, you did.
- I hope that's enough.Copy !req