1. Previously on "Final Space"...
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2. it's double trouble
aboard the Galaxy One
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3. as the Lord Commander
and the Infinity Guard
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4. are both gunning for our crew.
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5. Little Cato is desperately
trying to contact his father...
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6. Oh, no!
and Quinn is about to unlock
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7. a huge mystery threatening Earth.
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8. Oh, double no.
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9. My slacks are tightening
just thinking about this.
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10. Oh, triple no.
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11. Gary, you have 5 minutes
of oxygen left.
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12. I lived a good life.
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13. Medium to good/ borderline crappy.
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14. Saw some side boob once.
That was cool.
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15. H.U.E., have you
ever seen side boob?
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16. Side boob?
No, Gary.
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17. The more you talk,
the more oxygen you...
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18. You're missing out.
I guess it wasn't all that bad.
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19. In fact, I take it back.
I lived a good one.
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20. Of course! This is...
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21. Thank you!
My life sucks!
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22. 1x05 - Chapter Five
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23. This is where
Captain Gary wields
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24. the great giant scepter of power.
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25. You're not a Captain.
Communication output requested.
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26. Requesting a communications
output, are we?
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27. You really know how to press my buttons.
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28. - Press!
- Ugh. Let me unpress your button
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29. painfully short and clear.
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30. It is never going to
happen between us. Ever.
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31. That was painfully short...
and clear!
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32. Come on, Quinn.
Why won't you give me a chance?
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33. You impersonated a member
of the Infinity Guard
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34. and blew up 92 Imperium Cruisers.
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35. That doesn't inspire a lot of trust.
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36. Then I guess this precious
thing we have between us
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37. is not gonna work out.
I'm sorry.
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38. - Did you just break up with me?
- Quinn, it's over.
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39. I pulled the Cupid's arrow out,
snapped it,
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40. and threw it into
the break-up flames.
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41. Toast a marshmallow
and get on with your life.
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42. I don't have time for this.
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43. I need to get the password
to the Infinity Guard network.
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44. Does someone need the password
to the Infinity Guard network?
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45. - How did you know?
- How did I know?
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46. - I'm always listening.
- Really?
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47. Can you stop that, like, immediately?
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48. Can I?
No, I can't.
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49. There it is, H.U.E.
Zoom in.
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50. The breach has
the characteristics
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51. of a black hole,
and it's growing.
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52. You told the Infinity Guard this
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53. and they didn't listen
and they want to arrest you?
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54. They're total bad guys.
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55. That smell coming from
the Infinity Guard kitchen?
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56. A little dish I call
Corruption Stew!
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57. The Infinity Guard is not corrupt.
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58. I get it. You're mad
I broke up with you.
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59. - My patience is whittling away.
- Whittle away, temptress.
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60. Your words can't hurt me anymore.
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61. Wow. How pretty!
What is that?
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62. Plasmic energy is firing from that
planet directly into the breach.
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63. If the laser continues,
the breach will widen,
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64. and Earth will be consumed.
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65. H.U.E., scan that planet
for inhabitants.
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66. That is an Infinity Guard Outpost.
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67. It's not a soup.
It's not a broth.
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68. Oh!
I know. It's a stew!
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69. - Corruption stew!
- There has to be a good explanation.
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70. We're going. H.U.E.,
prime the lightfold engines.
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71. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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72. The moment we broke up, that
right went back to el capitan...
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73. - H.U.E., how do we get to the surface?
- ... with a Captain's finesse.
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74. Cutting the engines and gliding in
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75. like a glorious coasting
stealth squirrel was a bad idea!
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76. Good news.
If this is the right place, we're here.
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77. Assessing damage.
The deflector array is offline.
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78. The power cells are offline.
The bake shop is offline.
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79. Wait! There's a bake shop
on this thing?
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80. Avocato and I will scout on foot.
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81. The rest of you stay back
and repair the ship.
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82. Come on, Avocato, let's go.
What?
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83. If I could pour
a tall glass of truth-juice
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84. for you real quick, Quinn...
I am not feeling the trust.
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85. I only trust three people
in this world...
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86. my dog, my sister,
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87. and every single member
of the Infinity Guard.
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88. You're insane, my lady.
The Infinity Guard tried to kidnap you.
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89. And they tried to take
over the Galaxy One.
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90. And dogs aren't even people.
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91. I have no reason to trust any of you,
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92. so I'm going with the guy
literally covered in guns.
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93. KVN, fix the ship.
Also, don't touch any of my stuff.
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94. Or Quinn's stuff. Or Avocato's.
Or the cookies. Ju...
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95. Jus... Just don't touch anything.
Specifically buttons.
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96. And especially flamethrowers.
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97. But do fix the ship, and then die.
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98. Okay?
Okay. Okay, come on, Mooncake!
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99. - Wow!
- Ugh.
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100. Hooray!
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101. Watch this.
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102. Stop! Stop staring.
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103. Flamethrowers! Hooray!
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104. I'm burning things!
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105. Aah.
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106. Dad, these are my coordinates.
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107. Come find me.
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108. Stupid thing won't work!
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109. - Be brave.
- Huh?
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110. We're going to get you out of here.
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111. - Why should I trust you?
- We share the same enemy.
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112. I gotta send a message to my father.
Can you amplify my signal?
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113. There's a transmitting station.
I can show you the way.
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114. Now run!
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115. Chocli.
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116. Ooh!
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117. Hey, man... Oh!
Oh, my gosh!
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118. You just don't cleave everybody
in the neck meat, Avocato!
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119. - What the freak?
- Let me give you some advice, buddy.
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120. - Yes.
- If you want Quinn to trust you,
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121. you gotta step up
and show her you can lead.
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122. Make direct eye contact,
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123. then don't let go until you kiss
her soul with your eyelashes.
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124. Like this.
Too much, or just enough?
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125. Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow!
It's glorious!
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126. - Yeah. So you got it?
- I got it. It's done.
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127. Done and done.
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128. Hi, Quinn.
Too little, or just enough?
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129. Ahhhh!
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130. Just go back to the ship.
You're not a trained soldier.
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131. - You're a... nobody.
- Okay.
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132. I didn't expect that hurt coin deposit
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133. in my sadness savings.
Good Lord.
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134. Look, Gary,
I'm not trying to be mean.
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135. If you get hurt or die...
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136. Well, that's a responsibility
I don't want.
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137. - That's just the truth.
- I don't accept your truth.
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138. And that was incredibly mean.
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139. - I'm sorry.
- I don't think you are.
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140. You're right. I'm not.
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141. You have a bite to you.
I like that.
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142. I promise, you will end up trusting me.
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143. And revel in my awesomeness as I...
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144. karate chop this magnificent...
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145. disturbingly agile...
freaking bug angel!
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146. I think that thing just bit me.
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147. - Ahhhh!
- Holy crap!
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148. It's a beautiful nightmare
shrinking demon!
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149. Aah!
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150. Hoorah!
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151. - Stay with me, Avocato!
- Aah!
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152. I won't rest until a cure is found.
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153. - Mooncake, give Avocato a ride.
- Aah!
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154. Mmm-hmm!
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155. Whoa!
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156. I got your back, Mooncake!
Yee-haw!
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157. What was that?
I mean, wha... like a little...
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158. a little silly string
shooting out of your gun?
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159. Like...
I mean, that's...
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160. that's like... What were you even
trying to accomplish right there?
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161. I mean...
Okay, foll-follow me!
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162. Spider!
Spider!
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163. It's a spider!
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164. Ohhh, it's a spider!
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165. Aah! Oh!
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166. Aah!
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167. That's weird.
It says we're... here?
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168. Dear Heavenly Lightning Lord!
Are you not seeing this?
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169. - Seeing what? Ugh.
- It's right here.
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170. Seeing... this.
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171. What the hell is that thing?
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172. Are you talking about the giant laser?
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173. Because if you're talking
about the giant laser,
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174. - it's a giant laser.
- I know it's a giant laser.
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175. Giant doesn't even begin
to describe what I'm seeing.
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176. Laser activation commencing.
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177. That's what's been creating
the gravitational disturbance.
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178. I thought the Earth was being sucked
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179. into a black hole, but I was wrong.
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180. This whole thing is
being orchestrated...
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181. By who?
Or is it whom?
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182. Either way, it's probably
by some serious bad guy.
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183. What a twist!
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184. For the galaxy!
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185. For eternity!
For Lord Commander!
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186. With each blast, we get
closer to Final Space!
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187. So, keep it up.
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188. Good job, Jeff.
Hearing great things.
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189. Yes!
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190. Now, how the hell do I turn this off?
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191. Eric! How do I turn this off?
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192. Is it the red knob?
Do I turn it left?
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193. Eric, stop crying!
I'm just going to walk away.
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194. The Lord Commander.
He's taken over the Infinity Guard.
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195. - They're destroying Earth. They're...
- Corrupt! Told ya!
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196. Now do you trust me?
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197. No. Now I'm the only person
I can trust.
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198. And Gary. You left out Gary.
And Hot Wheels Avocato.
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199. What I lack in size
I make up for in wisdom.
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200. So now that you're tiny you're
like the new Socrates or something?
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201. Whatever. C'mon, squad!
She needs backup.
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202. Oh, well, I guess not.
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203. I guess I could just sit here
and pop my lips.
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204. Beth, I want you to know
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205. that this has been the happiest
moment of KVN's life.
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206. I can see it on your face.
We are so happy.
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207. - She is so hot.
- Stop!
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208. Stop staring.
So creepy.
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209. Now do my bidding!
Fix the ship.
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210. I will kill KVN
and take Beth for my own.
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211. Over my cold, dead hands.
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212. Death fight.
We've got a death fight.
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213. Now, where were we?
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214. How the hell does Jeff do it?
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215. Aah!
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216. - Ugh.
- I told you, I'm doing this on my own.
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217. The hell you are.
Like it or not, we're a team.
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218. And you can't spell "team"
without "M" and "E",
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219. and you know what that spells...
"Us."
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220. - Fine.
- Fine.
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221. A job worth doing is
worth doing together.
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222. - Thank you, Avocato.
- But a vision becomes a nightmare
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223. when the leader has
a big dream and a bad team!
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224. Okay, okay!
Shut up with that stuff.
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225. I don't even know what
you're talking about.
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226. Laser activation in four minutes.
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227. Geez. Oh, my gosh.
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228. Superior Stone, that bastard.
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229. Come on, we're running out of time.
We gotta go around.
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230. Ohhhh, crap.
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231. - Aah! Laser hell...
- Shhh! The walls are thin.
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232. Do not make a sound, or they'll hear us!
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233. You expect us... Ow!
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234. to climb through
this electric pain-maze
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235. without making a sound?
We're not wizards.
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236. - Ow!
- Will everyone please shut up!
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237. - Aah!
- Okay! We'll do it your...
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238. Ohhhhh!
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239. Aa-ga-gaah!
Aa-ga-gaah!
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240. Right on the downstairs mustache.
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241. Do you not see
this is the worst possible
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242. - ti-I-I-ime... for this?
- Tuff titty whompas!
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243. - Company hold.
- Titty whompas!
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244. - Did you hear that?
- Sounded like "tuff titty whompas."
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245. What the hell is
a tuff titty whompas?
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246. - It's probably a rat.
- Do rats say "tuff titty whompas"?
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247. The big ones do.
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248. Oh!
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249. Oh, my God! Aah!
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250. You're like a tiny little
Avocato bobble head!
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251. Aah!
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252. Alert!
Escapee. Lock it down!
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253. - Now run!
- Ya think?
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254. Laser activation in 90 seconds.
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255. Have you all lost your minds?
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256. You're working for the Lord Commander!
We're Infinity Guard...
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257. the last vestige of hope
in the universe.
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258. What you're doing here is going
to destroy the Earth, our home.
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259. Stop this.
I'm begging you.
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260. - Stop.
- That's a good speech, but, nah.
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261. Nah, ain't happening.
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262. - No way!
- Yeah, no, we're not stopping.
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263. You know what to do, Avocato.
Hoorah!
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264. I'm back, baby!
Whoo! Yeah!
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265. I'm electrified, baby!
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266. Whoo! Murder Beam activate!
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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267. I go high, you go low!
Yes!
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268. Yeah! Gary, how're them
guns back there?
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269. They're hot, baby!
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270. Yes!
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271. Stone! You traitor!
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272. What I do, I do for the Infinity Guard!
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273. You double-crossing sphincter sack.
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274. Quinn, you can still join us.
You're just about the only one
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275. who hasn't pledged allegiance
to the Lord Commander.
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276. Don't do it, Quinn!
Don't do it!
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277. We have such
a good thing going here!
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278. I'm not joining him,
you freaking weirdo.
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279. Don't join forces with this guy!
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280. - Don't do it!
- Why are you doing this?
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281. The Lord Commander has seen
what's on the other side.
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282. Once we break into Final Space,
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283. we'll flood the world with light,
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284. and there will be no more death.
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285. That's because there
will be no more life.
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286. At first.
But not at second.
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287. And don't even get me
started on thirdly.
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288. Anyway, Quinn,
we should thank you.
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289. - What?
- Your scribbling on a bar napkin
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290. allowed us to finally break
through the quantum barriers
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291. and tear through this universe.
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292. So you see, this is all your work.
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293. Cheer up.
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294. You won't have to live
with the guilt much longer...
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295. because now
there's no stopping us
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296. from tearing a hole
into Final Space.
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297. Commencing laser fire in 30 seconds.
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298. Hey, sphincter sack!
Rock, paper, scissors.
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299. I'm not playing this game.
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300. Close! Paper!
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301. Aah!
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302. Guy just got sucked
into a big ol' butthole.
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303. Gary, we got a laser to take out.
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304. - O-O-Okay! Okay, let's go!
- It's all my fault.
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305. - Quinn, it's not your fault.
- I can't even trust myself anymore.
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306. Okay, you're digging deep,
and there's some real powerful
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307. self-discovery stuff going on here,
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308. but there's a giant laser about to fire,
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309. so if we could just stick a pin in this
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310. and pick it up
over snacks soon-ish?
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311. Laser activation in 10 seconds.
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312. Stone shot out the controls.
The laser can't be stopped.
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313. Laser activation commencing now.
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314. Mooncake, shoot the laser!
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315. - Are you crazy?
- Yes! Shoot the laser!
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316. - Chocli.
- Shoot the laser!
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317. - Chocli?
- Shoot the laser!
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318. - Chocli!
- Shoot it! Shoot it!
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319. - Shoot the laser!
- Chocli!
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320. Ooh...
- Oh. My. Crap.
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321. The elevator! Hurry!
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322. Tuff titty whompas!
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323. KVN? H.U.E.? We need
an emergency extraction!
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324. Whoa!
Mooncake!
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325. Aah!
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326. We're going to die!
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327. - Not if you trust me.
- I'm sorry. I can't.
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328. - I think you can.
- Okay.
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329. Okay. And don't worry.
I have one of these.
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330. Aaah!
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331. Aah! Why would they
connect the nerve endings
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332. to my robot hand?
Aah!
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333. Whyyyy?
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334. Whoa!
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335. Aah!
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336. Aah! Whoa!
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337. When I woke up this morning,
I did not think, "I'm going to die."
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338. But look at us.
Look at me, look at her.
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339. Here we are. A unit.
Dying together.
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340. Oh, no, wait!
Look, the Galaxy One! Yeah!
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341. Aah!
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342. Oh!
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343. You came through.
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344. I told you...
we fight the same war.
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345. But it's key locked.
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346. I'm in.
Thanks. I owe you.
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347. Dad, these are my coordinates.
Come find me.
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348. I mean, at your leisure, but
like, for me, preferably fast.
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349. That'd be great.
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350. And... send!
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351. You did it! You did!
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352. You... You did it!
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353. You sent your father
and Mooncake right to me.
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354. No, no, no, no, nooooo!
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355. What, uh...
what are you doing?
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356. Starting over.
You were right about everything.
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357. I know.
It's a blessing.
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358. And my curse.
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359. If the Lord Commander
corrupted the Infinity Guard
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360. it means there's no good guys left.
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361. - Yes, there are.
- Who?
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362. - Us.
- Chocli.
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363. Healthy people trust.
We need more of that, not less.
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364. - But how can I?
- You begin right here...
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365. with this guy.
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366. - We're the good guys now.
- Okay, then.
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367. - Us.
- Yeah. Us.
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368. Oh, KVN!
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369. What in the three rings of hell
did you do to the ship?
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