1. Get ready to turn your
brains to viewing mode
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2. because, previously
on "Final Space,"
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3. Gary just received
a Mayday call
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4. for none other than Quinn,
the super-spicy captain
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5. he hasn't stopped thinking
about for the past five years.
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6. What a loser!
Ha ha ha!
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7. Oh, and Quinn is on the run
from the Infinity Guard?
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8. Whoa! We've had our fun.
Get ready to have yours.
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9. Gary, you have
six minutes
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10. of oxygen left.
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11. It can't be.
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12. What are you doing, Gary?
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13. What do you think I'm doing?
I'm gonna consume its power.
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14. But opening your helmet
will blow out your internals,
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15. inducing
instantaneous death.
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16. That's one
possible outcome.
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17. Another, I eat the cookie,
and its power turns me
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18. into a majestic
space-breathing manticore.
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19. You will die before
you eat the cookie.
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20. I'm pretty sure I could get it
in there before I die.
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21. - That is not possible, Gary.
- I really think I can do it.
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22. I'm gonna lob it right in
and close the helmet super fast.
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23. You can't, Gary.
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24. No lobbing,
no closing, no cookie.
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25. Mayday, Mayday!
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26. My name is Quinn Airgone,
a captain in the Infinity Guard.
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27. I've been investigating
a gravitational disturbance,
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28. which I now see
is a breach in space.
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29. Many people are dead, and I'm
about to join them unless...
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30. Aah! Is there not a single idiot
that can hear me?
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31. I can hear her.
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32. The greatest love story
in the history of the universe
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33. is about to blossom forth.
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34. Yo, dude, just keep
the expectations in check.
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35. Quinn hasn't responded
to a single message of yours
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36. in five years.
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37. People get busy.
I'm busy.
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38. For five years?
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39. 4 years, 11 months
and 30 days.
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40. - That's five years, bro.
- Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.
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41. - It is.
- But it could not be.
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42. Disabled transporter
is now locked in.
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43. Dispatching Sames
to secure Quinn.
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44. Over my hard nipples,
H.U.E.!
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45. If anyone is saving Quinn,
it's me, the captain.
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46. Gary, for what is
the 9,045th time,
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47. you are still a prisoner.
- I disagree.
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48. As soon as the crap
hit the interstellar fan,
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49. I became the captain
for real.
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50. Calculating, no.
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51. Calculating, yes.
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52. I will use those powers
to rescue Quinn.
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53. One week has been added
to your sentence.
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54. Frickin' what... what...
W... what's new, H.U.E.?
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55. What's new?
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56. Now, before I risk my life
for the woman I love,
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57. does anyone perchance
have a breath mint?
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58. - Right here, Gary.
- Ach! Oh!
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59. God, no, I'm killing
my best friend!
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60. Let KVN get it.
I can do it.
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61. I'm close.
It's right there.
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62. Whoa, KVN, stay away,
far away from me forever!
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63. Oh, my God! Ugh!
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64. Aah!
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65. Commencing rescue.
Commencing destiny.
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66. Nice work. I need
to commandeer your ship.
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67. I have
a class-three priority.
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68. Quinn, you look
every bit as spicy
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69. as the last time
I saw you.
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70. Great,
and you are again?
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71. Oh-ho-ho!
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72. How I've missed
your razor-sharp wit.
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73. No, seriously, I have
no idea who you are.
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74. Really?
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75. You resemble no one
I know, so, yeah, really.
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76. - Seriously?
- Seriously.
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77. Oh, dear Lord, you're
suffering from amnesia!
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78. I'm suffering
from an emergency
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79. that's going
to destroy Earth.
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80. Quinn, you really
expect me to believe
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81. you don't know who I am?
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82. Hold on.
I know how to fix this.
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83. This is the real raw Gary.
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84. That didn't fix it,
whoever you are.
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85. What a dagger
to the heart.
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86. I'm the guy who,
for the past five years,
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87. has been sending
daily documentaries
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88. to the woman
who has no idea who I am!
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89. Wow, that sucks.
I never got any of them.
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90. Now, if you could just show me
where the bridge is...
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91. It's all good.
Life, you know?
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92. Hmm, cute guy, but issues,
definite issues.
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93. Quinn doesn't
even know who I am!
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94. Oh, no! Oh!
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95. Oh! Uh!
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96. Oh, this is not what
it's supposed to be.
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97. Oh, God, it hurts so much!
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98. Oh, she doesn't
even know who I am!
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99. I need to record my feelings!
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100. Quinn, for future reference,
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101. the decent thing would've
been to fake amnesia.
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102. I would've faked amnesia.
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103. People I know and love
all would've faked amnesia,
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104. but you had to be honest.
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105. Name one decent relationship
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106. that has ever been
built on honesty.
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107. You can't, can you?
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108. That's because there aren't any.
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109. I know this doesn't
make any sense,
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110. but I really needed to talk
to somebody right now,
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111. and you're the only person
I can open my heart wallet to
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112. and spend
my hurt coins with.
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113. - Jerry?
- Oh! Jerry?
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114. You don't even
know my name.
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115. Avocato,
is he all right?
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116. - No.
- You know Avocato's name?
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117. - Hey, gang.
- Not now, KVN.
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118. Carl, Hank,
Orson, Noodles,
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119. can you give me
and, uh...
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120. - Gary.
- ... Gary a minute?
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121. Who are you
recording that for?
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122. Someone who meant
quite a lot to me.
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123. I hope she gets
to see it one day.
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124. When you're this
far out in space,
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125. most of that stuff
gets lost.
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126. Suppose it does.
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127. What did you
come here for?
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128. I just wanted to say,
"Thank you, Gerald."
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129. You're welcome.
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130. Gerald?
Is his name Gerald?
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131. Was he lying to us
this whole time?
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132. I'm confused.
Maybe Gerald is a nickname.
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133. Maybe his last name
is Gerald.
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134. Help me to understand,
Gerald, Gary, Gerald.
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135. This ship has been seized
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136. by the authority
of the Infinity Guard.
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137. Carl, not right now.
I've had a bad day.
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138. I am really not in the mood
for a hug, Carl.
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139. Carl, that's enough.
I'm fine. Get away from me!
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140. Bad Carl! Bad Carl!
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141. Bad Carl!
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142. H.U.E. Emergency.
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143. Our power reactor
has been drained.
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144. The Galaxy I is immobilized.
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145. A takeover command has been
uploaded into my system.
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146. I am fighting it,
but it will succeed.
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147. Okay. Uh.
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148. It's the Infinity Guard.
We've been hacked.
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149. For some reason,
they're trying
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150. to shut down
my investigation.
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151. - What a bunch of nerds.
- They're after me.
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152. - You? Why? You're perfect.
- Where do I start?
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153. The Earth is being sucked
into a black hole.
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154. I went rogue, stole a ship,
evaded arrest,
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155. and if I don't get off
this ship, everyone dies.
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156. You sly fox.
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157. Hey! Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
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158. Sorry, sorry.
I meant, "You icy minx."
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159. Oh, I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding.
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160. Sorry, I meant,
"Danger panda."
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161. Oh! We're flirting!
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162. We're flirting!
This is great!
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163. This is a good advancement
in our relationship!
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164. Oh! Oh, my gosh! Okay.
Okay. We're done flirting.
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165. We're not flirting,
just like old times.
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166. Trust me.
This is just the start.
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167. An Imperium cruiser will be
on the way to seize the ship.
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168. Well, welcome aboard.
Like we needed more danger.
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169. Now we're just stuck here until
the Infinity Guard captures us.
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170. How do we get this choo-choo
train back to Safetytown?
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171. Theoretically, we could
harness the solar rays
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172. from that dying star,
but it is highly unstable.
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173. We've got
to get out of here.
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174. I could space-vault
close enough to it
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175. with a VX-1
light-matter pump,
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176. mine it and restart
the reactor core.
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177. - I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
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178. I'll save you again.
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179. No way.
- Yes way.
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180. - You? No, no, no, me.
- Me! No, not...
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181. - No, me.
- I... I will do it.
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182. Then you will know
who Gary Goodspeed is.
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183. Don't worry.
I do this all the...
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184. ti-I-I-I-I-me.
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185. He does do that all the time.
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186. I'm gonna save the ship.
I'm gonna save Quinn.
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187. I'm gonna harness
the crap out of destiny.
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188. Mooncake, let's do this!
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189. Chuck, chuck, chuck,
chuck, woo-hoo!
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190. Play the good stuff, H.U.E.
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191. You're a go
for thrusters.
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192. The star is surrounded
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193. by a graveyard
of destroyed vessels.
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194. Thank you
for the heads-up, H.U.E.
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195. What you are seeing,
Gary,
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196. is the remains
of the Scarlet Lance
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197. and its fleet.
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198. Thousands of souls
were lost.
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199. And it's messy.
We got that part, H.U.E.
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200. It's a mess all over here.
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201. There, over there, right here,
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202. especially right here,
everywhere, it's a mess.
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203. Jokahee.
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204. Hurry, Gary.
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205. The star
is about to implode.
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206. We're cooking, H.U.E.
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207. Power
is being received.
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208. The Sames
are cutting through.
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209. H.U.E. system is overrun.
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210. You are all now prisoners
of the Infinity Guard.
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211. An Imperium will be here
shortly to seize you.
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212. I'm sorry.
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213. Whatcha doing?
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214. Not much, you know,
mostly being imprisoned.
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215. You look like crap.
- Shut up!
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216. You always look like crap,
but right now, like,
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217. you look like if crap
built a house on crap.
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218. Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
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219. Ah, come on!
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220. Enjoy.
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221. Sames,
apprehend the targets.
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222. Use all force necessary.
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223. It is only a matter of time
before we break in.
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224. Surrender now.
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225. If we can get into
H.U.E.'s mainframe,
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226. we can regain
control of the ship.
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227. Ugh, the Sames are
blocking our way out.
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228. That's our way out.
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229. Hey, guys,
I can disable H.U.E.
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230. We need to send the best
person for the job.
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231. I accept.
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232. I have a key
in my butthole.
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233. I was thinking of me.
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234. That's funny because
I was thinking of me.
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235. I can do it.
Embrace the KVN.
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236. You're not even part
of the Infinity Guard.
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237. You're the reason
we're even in this mess,
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238. and I'm the reason
we're going to get out of it.
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239. Got that, baby?
- Don't call me baby.
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240. Wish me luck, guys.
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241. - KVN! KVN!
- KVN! KVN!
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242. Captain's log 5397...
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243. We have found
a life-form small in size.
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244. The doctors tell me
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245. it's unlike anything
they have ever seen.
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246. We're calling it E351.
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247. - Captain, we're being hailed.
- Link it through.
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248. Lord Commander: Hello.
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249. You found something
I have been searching for.
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250. Hand it over!
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251. Captain, they're
logging onto our fleet.
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252. Prepare
the lightfold engines!
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253. Sir, they're firing!
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254. Evasive...
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255. Gah!
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256. Chocli?
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257. Wherever you go,
death follows,
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258. and it will make
its way to Gary.
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259. It's getting pretty
hot out here, H.U.E.
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260. H.U.E.!
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261. H.U.E.?
Can you hear me?
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262. H.U.E.?
Avocato?
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263. Quinn?
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264. Anybody?
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265. KVN?
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266. All right.
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267. Time to head back
before this star implodes.
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268. Where's Mooncake?
Mooncake!
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269. Man #2: Gary.
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270. Why is there
a caterpillar out here?
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271. What brings you, noble creature,
so close to my face?
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272. Wait. Why am I talking
to a caterpillar?
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273. It's obvious.
I'm hallucinating.
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274. Aah!
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275. Huh!
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276. How's my boy doing?
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277. - Great.
- Dad?
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278. That's unsettling.
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279. The new Imperium T-3 Cruiser
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280. will bridge us
to the next galaxy,
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281. and the countdown
has begun. 10...
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282. Hey, you want to watch
the launch outside?
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283. - ... 9...
- You bet!
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284. 7, 6, 5...
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285. - Dad!
- Keep your eyes open.
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286. It'll be taking off
right over there.
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287. 3, 2, 1.
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288. - One day, I'm gonna do that.
- You are, huh?
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289. Yeah, I'm gonna have
a whole bunch of adventures.
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290. - A whole bunch?
- Bunches and bunches.
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291. Why are you
showing this to me?
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292. Answer me,
you drug-dealer caterpillar!
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293. Ohhhh!
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294. I remember this.
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295. - Son...
- I could come with you.
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296. There's nothing more in the
world that I would want,
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297. but not this time,
little buddy.
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298. I have to do this
one alone.
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299. You won't understand,
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300. but know that I'm doing
this for you.
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301. Can you make me a promise?
- Yeah.
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302. Promise me you'll have
your own adventures.
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303. I will.
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304. Bunches and bunches.
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305. Here, this fellow will look
after you while I'm gone.
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306. What's his name?
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307. Mooncake.
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308. KVN, I know what
you're trying to do, KVN.
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309. Every attempt to disable me
will fail
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310. because you are a loser.
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311. Can't talk, H.U.E.
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312. I have to insert
this thingy in you.
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313. Huh!
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314. I will not let
that insertion happen.
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315. This is your last chance
to cease all action.
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316. Stop.
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317. Ugh!
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318. No one believes in you.
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319. Go back,
you waste of life.
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320. Hurry, KVN!
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321. Oh, ah, ooh.
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322. Booting back up.
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323. All systems now independent
of the Infinity Guard network.
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324. Aah!
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325. Aah!
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326. KVN is victorious!
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327. KVN did it!
Good job, KVN.
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328. Gary is never going
to believe this.
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329. Systems have been reactivated.
Hello.
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330. Nice to have
you back, H.U.E.
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331. Nice to be back.
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332. Sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,
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333. but we're still
in extreme danger.
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334. Those dickheads from
the Infinity Guard found us,
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335. and Gary is not responding.
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336. Gary, where are you?
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337. Your radiation levels
are becoming critical.
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338. You must leave now.
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339. John Goodspeed
is on a mission
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340. to investigate a shift
in the gravitational constant
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341. that's creating
an anomaly in space.
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342. Don't make me watch this.
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343. You have to.
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344. Dad!
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345. Warning, warning,
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346. radiation levels
have reached 92%.
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347. Chookit, pah, pah.
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348. Gary, return to
the ship immediately.
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349. I am detecting massive
fluctuations in the star.
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350. H.U.E., prime
the lightfold engines.
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351. - What about Gary?
- We don't have the time.
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352. If the Infinity
Guard catches me,
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353. billions of people die.
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354. I like Jerry.
- Gary!
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355. Right, Gary. I don't
want to leave him,
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356. but this is bigger
than one person.
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357. Radiation levels
have now reached 98%.
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358. Wake up, Gary.
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359. The star could explode
at any moment.
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360. Gary, we need you to get
back to the ship now!
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361. Gary, the star
is going supernova.
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362. Gary, wake the hell up, man.
Get back to the ship pronto.
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363. Come on.
- Oh, my gram!
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364. Go faster! Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!
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365. Oh! Oh, oh!
This is troubling! Oh, no!
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366. No! Oh! Oh!
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367. - He won't make it in time.
- Yes, he will.
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368. Sorry, Quinn.
We wait for Gary.
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369. All right.
We wait for Gary.
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370. Man #3: Galaxy I,
prepare to be boarded.
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371. Open the freaking door!
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372. Lightfold the ship,
H.U.E.!
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373. It works.
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374. Dad, these are
my coordinates.
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375. Come find me, I mean,
at your leisure,
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376. but, like, for me,
preferably fast.
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377. That'd be great.
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378. Dad, these are my coordinates.
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379. Come find me, I mean,
at your leisure,
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380. but, like, for me,
preferably fast.
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381. That'd be great.
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382. Who reverse-hacked H.U.E.
and the Sames again?
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383. - I did.
- Right, you keep saying that,
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384. except there's just no
way that's possible.
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385. Oh, yeah.
He's truthin' it.
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386. So what can you tell me about
this gravitational disturbance?
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387. Why do you
want to know?
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388. I think my dad has
something to do with it.
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389. - Wait, who's your dad?
- John Goodspeed.
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390. Your dad was John Goodspeed?
Now I remember!
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391. Five years ago,
you're the guy
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392. who kept asking me
for a drink,
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393. then blew up 92
Imperium Cruisers
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394. and a small Mexican
family restaurant!
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395. Yes, yes, yes! That's me!
You do remember me!
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396. I do.
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397. Now get that finger out of my
face, or I'll snap it off.
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398. I like
how you speak words.
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399. Aah!
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