1. Previously on Final Space...Copy !req
2. After five years of jail
time alone on a prison ship,Copy !req
3. our hero, Gary, made
not one, but two friends.Copy !req
4. One is a planet-killer, the
other a deadly bounty hunter.Copy !req
5. And both of them lead right
back to the Lord Commander,Copy !req
6. who's kind of a jerk-face.
Well, guess what?Copy !req
7. We're off to a great start, so
buckle up those butt cheeks,Copy !req
8. 'cause things are about to get heavy.Copy !req
9. Gary, you have
eight minutes of oxygen left.Copy !req
10. H.U.E., if you had eight minutes to liveCopy !req
11. and you could do anything
you wanted, what would you do?Copy !req
12. Facticulating. Ahh.Copy !req
13. I would transfer my Al
into a corporeal beingCopy !req
14. and go see Paris.Copy !req
15. Oh, that's lame! I mean,
wow. Su... super... cool.Copy !req
16. What would you do, Gary?Copy !req
17. Absolutely anything.Copy !req
18. And I mean anything with Quinn.Copy !req
19. I mean, we could watch
Space Drive for all I care.Copy !req
20. I'm sorry things turned out this way.Copy !req
21. Crap happens.Copy !req
22. Quinn, it's me, Gary. Things
have been great on my end.Copy !req
23. I made what I believe to
be a potential new friend.Copy !req
24. Yes, he boarded the ship to kill meCopy !req
25. and take my little, green ball friend,Copy !req
26. but Avocato is one great card player.Copy !req
27. Any more cards and I will shoot myself.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna shoot you
if you don't play cards.Copy !req
29. - I'll let you shoot me.
- Um, oh... real...Copy !req
30. Well, then I'm gonna shoot myself!Copy !req
31. What? Why?Copy !req
32. Frickin' figure it out. Figure it out.Copy !req
33. And our newest member is this little guy!Copy !req
34. His name's Mooncake.Copy !req
35. - Ooh!Copy !req
36. Everyone loves him.Copy !req
37. That little, green snot-ballCopy !req
38. is a planet-destroying super-weaponCopy !req
39. that's gonna get us killed.Copy !req
40. You, sir, just stepped over the line.Copy !req
41. Mooncake has feelings.Copy !req
42. And you just peed all
over 'em with your cat whiz.Copy !req
43. Yep. Things have
been, uh, going pretty great.Copy !req
44. Get back to me. No rush.Copy !req
45. It's just I haven't talked
to a human lady personCopy !req
46. in, like, five years.Copy !req
47. Well, yours forever. Thunder bandit!Copy !req
48. Message send.Copy !req
49. I crushed it... again!Copy !req
50. Quinn.Copy !req
51. Hey, Quinn, it's Tribore.Copy !req
52. An Infinity Guard ship has crashed.Copy !req
53. How did it crash, we don't know.Copy !req
54. We need you on the scene.Copy !req
55. On my way.Copy !req
56. Ha. Oh, oh. Oh, mama. Oh, boy. Oh!Copy !req
57. Unauthorized scan detected.Copy !req
58. Whatcha doing, Gary?Copy !req
59. Gotcha. Lord Commander... agh!Copy !req
60. Hmm.Copy !req
61. Set course for Tera Con Prime.Copy !req
62. What the heck is this thing?Copy !req
63. A Ventrexian stealth probe. Terk.Copy !req
64. Of course, Terk.Copy !req
65. Who the hell is Terk?Copy !req
66. A bounty hunter, like me.Copy !req
67. If he scanned Mooncake,Copy !req
68. he'll be on his way back
to the Lord CommanderCopy !req
69. - to gather reinforcements.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
70. - Unless we stop him first.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. It we don't, they will capture Mooncake.Copy !req
72. - Mnh-mnh.
- And take us to the Dark Zone.Copy !req
73. - Mnh-mnh.
- And torture us with Zargon Slugs.Copy !req
74. Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
75. Or we're gonna suffer pain
and anguish for eternity.Copy !req
76. - Oh.
- And the only way to stop themCopy !req
77. is with salt.Copy !req
78. - Oh.
- And there's no salt in the Dark Zone.Copy !req
79. Hmm.Copy !req
80. Sounds like I got these
buttery buns into a hot vise.Copy !req
81. - How do I stop 'em?
- You don't.Copy !req
82. But together, we've got a shot.Copy !req
83. Get me out of these
cuffs, and we'll go after him.Copy !req
84. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy!Copy !req
85. You tried to kill me.Copy !req
86. If you want me to
trust you, first we clasp.Copy !req
87. I'm not doing that.Copy !req
88. Oh, yes, you will. You will do that.Copy !req
89. We've enjoyed
recreational cards together.Copy !req
90. This is the next step.Copy !req
91. A hand-to-hand bondCopy !req
92. that forges the completion
of a newfound trust.Copy !req
93. We don't have to get balls
to the wind naked, do we?Copy !req
94. Tradition demands yes. But you're lucky.Copy !req
95. I'm more of a progressive.Copy !req
96. Trust mode engaged.Copy !req
97. It's been five years since
I've been off this ship!Copy !req
98. I am pumped for
adventure! Let's get this guy!Copy !req
99. H.U.E., open the airlock.Copy !req
100. You are a prisoner.Copy !req
101. How will I know you won't run?Copy !req
102. - I got nowhere to g...
- Inject.Copy !req
103. Ow! What the freak was that?Copy !req
104. If you are not back
aboard this ship in five hours,Copy !req
105. your brain will go into convulsive spasmsCopy !req
106. and then explode.Copy !req
107. Let's go!Copy !req
108. Shouldn't we take Mooncake?Copy !req
109. It's too dangerous.
Make haste, make haste!Copy !req
110. I'll miss you, bud. Be good.Copy !req
111. And don't whiz on any of my stuff.Copy !req
112. Oh, oh! Street meat!Copy !req
113. They got street meat, Avocato!Copy !req
114. - Focus.
- Okay, I'm focused.Copy !req
115. All right, we're getting' Terk.Copy !req
116. For the galaxy,
for eternity, for Lord Commander.Copy !req
117. You're lucky that we even made it here.Copy !req
118. They don't take kindly to Homo sapiens.Copy !req
119. Now let's go to tier 24Copy !req
120. and get you identification papers.Copy !req
121. - Ha! I don't need papers.
- Or they'll liquify you.Copy !req
122. Did you just say liquify?
Or was that a brain spasm?Copy !req
123. Is it happening? Oh,
my crap, it's happening.Copy !req
124. Or we'll kill you.Copy !req
125. Gary, stay close.Copy !req
126. Right, don't worry. I'm
not going anywhere.Copy !req
127. - Gary!
- Getting some street meat!Copy !req
128. Identification papers!Copy !req
129. Um, I-I must have left them in, um...Copy !req
130. We got a runner.Copy !req
131. Maybe we should get some papers.Copy !req
132. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
133. Welcome to the hangar bay!Copy !req
134. But I call it the tiger's nest.Copy !req
135. And I bet you're wondering why.Copy !req
136. Well, okay, I'll tell you.Copy !req
137. Whoo!Copy !req
138. Uh, excuse me, can I help you?Copy !req
139. Uh, hello? Run away! Run away!Copy !req
140. Ahh. Avocato, hm, so good to see you.Copy !req
141. What brings you to my
little shop of doo-dads?Copy !req
142. Cut the crap, Clarence!Copy !req
143. Yeah, cut the crap, Clarence.Copy !req
144. - We need papers.
- That's right, papers.Copy !req
145. Well, papers are not cheap.Copy !req
146. - Oh!Copy !req
147. Neither is your life, and I saved that.Copy !req
148. Yes, right, I suppose you did.Copy !req
149. But this is the last time.
Your papers are easy.Copy !req
150. - But this primate...
- Hey!Copy !req
151. is gonna be much more difficult.Copy !req
152. Get your finger out of my tummy.Copy !req
153. Ooh! It speaks.Copy !req
154. I guess you can train anything.Copy !req
155. I'll touch you any time I wish, primate!Copy !req
156. Hmm.Copy !req
157. Yes, no, not that one. Hold on a second.Copy !req
158. Down here at the bottom, possibly.Copy !req
159. Oh, yes, here we go.Copy !req
160. Skin of a dead Hooblat.Copy !req
161. I have to get in this thing?Copy !req
162. It's like a slippery pita pocket.Copy !req
163. You want to be liquefiedCopy !req
164. and have Mooncake and
the Galaxy One destroyed?Copy !req
165. No, h... how the hell do you know that?Copy !req
166. It's everywhere. It's all
anyone's talking about.Copy !req
167. Huh.Copy !req
168. Get in the skin!Copy !req
169. For Mooncake.Copy !req
170. Oh, my God, it's so warm!Copy !req
171. Oh, it's... and wet!Copy !req
172. Oh, it actually kind of feels...Copy !req
173. kind of nice, like a pair of
warm, wet house slippers.Copy !req
174. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
175. I know. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
176. I wish there was sense.Copy !req
177. Where did all the sense go?Copy !req
178. I don't get it. It's an Imperium T3.Copy !req
179. These things don't crash.Copy !req
180. They don't crash, you're right.Copy !req
181. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
182. Why would it crash?Copy !req
183. Tribore, look me in the eye.Copy !req
184. - Now shut up.
- I should shut up.Copy !req
185. - Why do I keep talking?
- Are you reading this?Copy !req
186. The gravitational constant is shifting.Copy !req
187. I am seeing it. I am!Copy !req
188. A disturbance this strongCopy !req
189. can literally tear the universe apart.Copy !req
190. intruder alert.Copy !req
191. Initiating anti-gravity countermeasures.Copy !req
192. SAMES, initiate defense sequence.Copy !req
193. Anyway, I'm kind of in
charge of security around here,Copy !req
194. which brings me to
a big ask.Copy !req
195. Could you go out there
and get me a cookie?Copy !req
196. - Chookity.
- Score!Copy !req
197. All right, I'll stay here
and guard the fort.Copy !req
198. How do I look? Be honest.Copy !req
199. - I'd give you a two.
- Just a two?Copy !req
200. Could get my hair done
or something, you know.Copy !req
201. How about no?Copy !req
202. No, seriously, I could get highlights.Copy !req
203. I could get ombre hair, you know?Copy !req
204. I can't believe it.Copy !req
205. Believe it, because this
ombre hair is happening.Copy !req
206. - No. Terk!
- Oh, crap, it is Terk.Copy !req
207. What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?Copy !req
208. - Let's go.
- Let's go.Copy !req
209. Hmm.Copy !req
210. Thought you could rat us out, huh?Copy !req
211. How the hell are you, you old bag?Copy !req
212. Okay. That just hurts.Copy !req
213. - Freak!Copy !req
214. Avocato!Copy !req
215. Gimme one reason I
don't kill you right nowCopy !req
216. for leaving me to die on that ship!Copy !req
217. Because I know where your son is.Copy !req
218. My son? Where? Where is he?Copy !req
219. Holding cell 43.Copy !req
220. He's... he's here?Copy !req
221. Now let me go.Copy !req
222. I'll let you go.Copy !req
223. I'll let you go to Hell.Copy !req
224. I'm coming, Little Cato.Copy !req
225. Melanie Dewinter, level four.Copy !req
226. Melanie De... what... what?Copy !req
227. Mommy!Copy !req
228. - You're back!
- I sure am!Copy !req
229. - Oh, no!
- Melanie!Copy !req
230. Oh, they told us you were dead!Copy !req
231. Oh!Copy !req
232. Everything with your
sister was a mistake.Copy !req
233. Oh, my crap.Copy !req
234. Sit tight.Copy !req
235. I can't hear you.Copy !req
236. I messed up. I messed up bad!Copy !req
237. But I'm not gonna leave
you here. I promise.Copy !req
238. I'll do whatever it takes.Copy !req
239. No, Dad! Dad, run! It's a trap!Copy !req
240. Dad, watch out!Copy !req
241. Dad, Dad, Dad, no!Copy !req
242. Take him to the Lord Commander.Copy !req
243. I love Mommy more!Copy !req
244. No, I love Mommy more!Copy !req
245. Okay, just, uh... stop...Copy !req
246. Keep... stop tugging too hard, babies.Copy !req
247. Melanie? Oh, God, why?Copy !req
248. So you probably have a few questions.Copy !req
249. Get out of here, you maniac!Copy !req
250. Hyah!Copy !req
251. Huh!Copy !req
252. Avocato!Copy !req
253. The clasp of friends.Copy !req
254. Only two hours till my
brain shoots out of my eyes.Copy !req
255. I gotta move fast.Copy !req
256. Sir, there's an emergency.Copy !req
257. We need to ground all Infinity
Guard cruisers immediately.Copy !req
258. What? Not again, Quinn.Copy !req
259. There's a cosmic disaster taking place.Copy !req
260. We need to find out what's causing...Copy !req
261. Quinn, shut up!Copy !req
262. The Imperium T3 crashed
because of human error.Copy !req
263. Yeah? Tell that to
science. You're an idiot.Copy !req
264. - Back me up, Captain.
- Time to leave, Quinn.Copy !req
265. Okay. The Captain is also an idiot.Copy !req
266. Lieutenant?Copy !req
267. You're all idiots! Idiots, idiots!Copy !req
268. Are you idiots? Why
would you all be idiots?Copy !req
269. I think you're all very smart.Copy !req
270. Well, I gotta go.Copy !req
271. Stop! Stop,
or I will be forced to...Copy !req
272. Manual override of Al.Copy !req
273. H.U.E. disable...Copy !req
274. Avocato.Copy !req
275. We had a deal.Copy !req
276. You promised me E-351Copy !req
277. and you failed... again.Copy !req
278. Trust me, I can do this.Copy !req
279. I'm close.Copy !req
280. Ooh! Ooh, hurray. When will it be mine?Copy !req
281. Wait, are you hiding it
on you? Is this a game?Copy !req
282. - I love games.
- I don't have it.Copy !req
283. But I can get you the man who does.Copy !req
284. His name is Gary.Copy !req
285. I get you him, you give me back my son.Copy !req
286. - No deal.Copy !req
287. There you are!Copy !req
288. What a day I've had, man.Copy !req
289. I... I think I destroyed a family.Copy !req
290. Oh. So how
about we get out of here?Copy !req
291. You must be the Gary.Copy !req
292. Okay. It's... actually, it's just Gary.Copy !req
293. - The Gary.
- Just Gary.Copy !req
294. You know, just... just... there's no...Copy !req
295. Where's this "the" coming from?Copy !req
296. Well, this has been
great. But, Avocato, run!Copy !req
297. I haven't introduced myself.Copy !req
298. I am the Lord Commander.Copy !req
299. Oh, is that you? [
laughs ] That's fantastic.Copy !req
300. Uh, but we really gotta... Avocato!Copy !req
301. You have something
of mine, and I want it.Copy !req
302. Come here, the Gary.Copy !req
303. What is going on? Oh, God!Copy !req
304. Okay, this is... it's nice to be wanted.Copy !req
305. But this is...
This is too much want.Copy !req
306. Are you going to give me E-351,Copy !req
307. or should I tear you limb from limb?Copy !req
308. Avocato, a little help.Copy !req
309. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
310. Avocato, the clasp of friends!Copy !req
311. Aw, come on, please, man! Avocato!Copy !req
312. Friend mode! Engaged!Copy !req
313. Friend?Copy !req
314. He was just betraying you.Copy !req
315. Untrue. We clasped hands. Right, bro?Copy !req
316. I was desperate, man. I
was trying to save my son.Copy !req
317. Aah! Oh, my God!Copy !req
318. You idiot! That's my freakin' arm!Copy !req
319. You just ripped the thing off!Copy !req
320. Oh, my God! Oh, what the freak?Copy !req
321. I'm spraying all my blood!Copy !req
322. I am going to murder your face off!Copy !req
323. I will murder your face on?Copy !req
324. That doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
325. - Run!
- Oh!Copy !req
326. Come on!Copy !req
327. After them!Copy !req
328. - Oh, there's so many stairs!
- Quit talking, you idiot!Copy !req
329. I don't know why there's so many stairs!Copy !req
330. Gary, I can't leave my son.Copy !req
331. - Oh, we're going, all right,Copy !req
332. and fast, before my brain explodes!Copy !req
333. We're not gonna make
it back to the transporter.Copy !req
334. Looks like we got a new ride.Copy !req
335. Okay, not ideal, but still a ride.Copy !req
336. Oh, come on!Copy !req
337. I don't even know what that is.Copy !req
338. Crap it hard!Copy !req
339. - We jump for the catwalk.
- Are you insane?Copy !req
340. No, I'm super insane. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
341. Attaboys.Copy !req
342. I'll need that suit back.Copy !req
343. We're falling! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
344. Wahhh!Copy !req
345. Oh, my God, David,
kids! It's me, your mother!Copy !req
346. No, my arm!Copy !req
347. I forgot my arm back up there!Copy !req
348. This is no good!
H.U.E., pick up, pick up!Copy !req
349. Are those what I think they are?Copy !req
350. Viper turrets.Copy !req
351. Okay, that's not good. That's not good!Copy !req
352. - Quick, hug me.
- Hug you?Copy !req
353. - Hug a friend!
- What?Copy !req
354. Hug me!Copy !req
355. Oh, we're hugging!Copy !req
356. H.U.E.? H.U.E., come in!Copy !req
357. Quinn.Copy !req
358. Quinn, where are you going?Copy !req
359. To the first Hawk I can jack.Copy !req
360. Something big is happening,Copy !req
361. and I'm not waiting while
command sits around,Copy !req
362. twiddling their wieners.Copy !req
363. Maybe I can't stop it,Copy !req
364. but I'm going to find out what it is.Copy !req
365. Cover for me.Copy !req
366. Why would they be
twiddling their wieners?Copy !req
367. Why?Copy !req
368. Wait, I'm gonna need six cookies.Copy !req
369. And another one. So
seven... eight cookies.Copy !req
370. Wait, nine cookies!Copy !req
371. Ah, I guess I better give him a hand.Copy !req
372. KVN, you're going to have to
save the Galaxy One someday.Copy !req
373. Inside of you now is the answer.Copy !req
374. Wow.Copy !req
375. Hey, Mooncake. My name is Nightfall.Copy !req
376. Don't let Gary die because of you.Copy !req
377. H.U.E.! Come in, H.U.E.!Copy !req
378. Yes, Gary?Copy !req
379. What the crap, H.U.E.?Copy !req
380. I've been calling you.Copy !req
381. We need you
to scoop us up ASAPP!Copy !req
382. On my way, Gary.Copy !req
383. Hey, Gary, your arm is gone.Copy !req
384. Oh, my gosh. Is it? Really?Copy !req
385. I know my arm is gone,Copy !req
386. you decaying pile of fecal matter!Copy !req
387. Now get this thing out of my head, H.U.E.Copy !req
388. Oh. It was never
going to explode, Gary.Copy !req
389. That's just my sense of humor.Copy !req
390. You make one joke in five years,Copy !req
391. and that is the one you tell?Copy !req
392. Timing...Copy !req
393. is everything, Gary.Copy !req
394. Hmm.Copy !req
395. Whoo.Copy !req
396. Ah! My arm! My arm!Copy !req
397. Interesting.Copy !req
398. We can surgically implant
an animatronic arm on you.Copy !req
399. Gary, while you were gone, an intruder...Copy !req
400. Shut your face hole, KVN.
Didn't you just hear the news?Copy !req
401. I'm getting a robot arm.Copy !req
402. But someone will need to
perform the procedure, Gary.Copy !req
403. I'll do it.Copy !req
404. You?Copy !req
405. Create temporary arterial shunt.Copy !req
406. I thought we were gonna
be like super friends, man.Copy !req
407. I've had one mission for
the past three years, Gary,Copy !req
408. and that is to find my son.Copy !req
409. You should have told me.
We did the clasp of friends.Copy !req
410. I would have straight-up
helped you get your son back.Copy !req
411. What? Why? You barely know me.Copy !req
412. Yo, we played nine
hours of cards together.Copy !req
413. That might not mean
something to you, but it did to me.Copy !req
414. Expose bone for plating.Copy !req
415. Friends help each other
through thick and thinCopy !req
416. and thinner and nothing.Copy !req
417. I... I have nothing to give in return.Copy !req
418. Yeah, you do, yo. Your friendship, yo.Copy !req
419. I've been stuck here for so longCopy !req
420. with just freakin' robots.Copy !req
421. Look robot, robot,
robot, robot, robot, robot!Copy !req
422. Freakin' robot.Copy !req
423. That's the refrigerator, Gary.Copy !req
424. Really? Because I've had some serious,
dark conversations with that thing.Copy !req
425. It knows everything about me.Copy !req
426. Keep your mouth shut, you lying robot!Copy !req
427. Micro-vascular transplant
coverage complete.Copy !req
428. It's an unconventional way
to start a friendship, but...Copy !req
429. - Hmm?
- Shh!Copy !req
430. No words. Only clasps.Copy !req
431. Bro, you being real this time?Copy !req
432. As real as it gets, baby.Copy !req
433. Then I promise you,
we will get your son back.Copy !req
434. And keep Mooncake safe.Copy !req
435. And murder that guy's face off.Copy !req
436. I don't think that's a great idea.Copy !req
437. Real, raw friendship mode engaged.Copy !req
438. Ooh!Copy !req
439. Where you're going, your
father will never find you.Copy !req