1. The outcome was
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2. Cut it to me straight, H.U.E.
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3. What are my chances of
getting out of this mess?
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4. In your current state,
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5. you will pass the point
of recovery in 10 minutes.
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6. You are also leaking 02, Gary.
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7. Huh, look at that.
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8. They went with green for a red alert.
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9. I mean, I would've went with red,
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10. a periwinkle.
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11. Heck, I mean, even egg nog.
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12. I don't even know if that's a color,
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13. but, oh, good Lord,
now I just want egg nog.
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14. The rate of the leak
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15. will render you lifeless in nine minutes.
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16. You are really buttering
me up with fantastic news.
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17. I'm afraid, Gary,
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18. there is no foreseeable
outcome where you survive.
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19. These tickets suck...
Right in the nosebleeds.
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20. Aah!
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21. Good morning, Gary.
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22. Day 1,818.
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23. How about freakin' no?
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24. That was a bit harder
than normal, H.U.E.!
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25. Hello, dear friend.
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26. It's been a while.
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27. Hank! Yes!
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28. What's up, Hank?
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29. Hmm, yeah.
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30. Beth is looking good today.
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31. Look at that. Staring at
me with those hot eyes.
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32. You, me... later.
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33. Cards, Hank? You wanna play?
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34. I need somebody to play with.
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35. So it's gonna be you.
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36. Aah!
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37. I am starting to run out of decks, Hank.
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38. Hey, Gary! Hello!
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39. Ooh, cookie, yummy!
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40. Ha!
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41. - H.U.E.?
- Yes, Gary?
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42. Can I have a cookie?
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43. Mm, no, Gary.
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44. Why not?
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45. You opened it for KVN.
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46. That sack of wet turds
can't even eat cookies!
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47. He just smashes it
into his processor slot.
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48. I hate KVN... so painfully.
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49. He's the blight of my life.
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50. If you take a cookie,
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51. I will be forced to add one
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52. You think a full day scares the captain?
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53. Gary, I've explained
this to you every day
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54. for the past five years.
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55. You are not the captain.
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56. You are a prisoner aboard this ship.
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57. Sounds vaguely familiar.
Now, open this cabinet.
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58. Oh, they're just so good!
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59. Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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60. Aaaah!
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61. One day has been
added to your sentence.
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62. Oh! I touched one!
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63. The captain's touched one!
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64. Captain's log 80085.
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65. Hey, Quinn! Guess who!
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66. It's me, Gary, again.
Quinn, I've thought on it,
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67. and I've decided that
since this is a big day,
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68. the day of our anniversary, as you know,
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69. it's time to get real.
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70. Quinn, this, this is the real, raw Gary.
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71. It's been eating me up inside
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72. keeping the real, raw Gary from you.
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73. For five years,
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74. real, raw Gary hasn't been able
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75. to get you out of his mind fortress.
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76. When I met you that
day, I knew you were it.
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77. Give us what's ours, Gary!
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78. Technically, it's mine!
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79. - Dr. Bluesteen and Derek!
- Lose some weight!
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80. Come on, Derek, keep up!
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81. They gave me a seltzer?
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82. Why would they give me
seltzer... unless I ordered it.
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83. Did I order it? Yes, I did!
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84. I'm gonna
break your knees, Gary!
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85. Sweet heavenly fire.
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86. Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady?
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87. Captain Quinn Aragon. But don't bother.
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88. If you're not Infinity
Guard, she's not interested.
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89. Actually, I'm pretty freaking
high up in the command chain.
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90. - Really?
- Yeah, really.
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91. Seriously?
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92. Seriously, I can't get any
closer to your face, dude.
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93. Then where's your uniform, bud?
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94. I have one, guy.
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95. - No, you don't, pal.
- Yes, I do, chum!
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96. It's... in the bathroom. Crap!
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97. - Shwa!
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98. Looking good, Gary!
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99. You're just gonna leave him in there,
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100. you jerk... you jerk-face!
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101. Oh, sweet aspirin.
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102. Three drapnoids, exact change!
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103. Tight!
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104. Swallow!
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105. You're a good guy, Gary.
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106. Now to be smooth as... [ shouts, grunts ]
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107. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
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108. First time I got a girl's number
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109. before I even said "Hey."
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110. You see, I like that.
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111. I like a girl with a lot of phones.
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112. Actually, this is the solution
to an internal inconsistency
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113. in Planck's constant
that's never been solved
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114. because until now, no one
realized it was a problem.
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115. And speaking of problems,
maybe you should leave
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116. before you become one. As in now.
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117. Or I could buy you a drink.
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118. - Really?
- Let's get wild.
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119. How about you buy me a drink?
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120. Wow. I mean, no. But wow.
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121. All Infinity Guards,
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122. Report back to base immediately.
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123. - Let's go!
- Back to your place?
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124. You're moving at cheetah speeds.
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125. I like it.
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126. You have an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot.
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127. Oh, my crap.
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128. Move this Hawk, pilot.
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129. You can do this, Gary.
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130. Become a much smarter person now.
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131. Oh, my double crap!
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132. You're not a pilot, are you?
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133. - Yes, I am?
- Punch!
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134. Lesson learned.
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135. If you ever want to piss
off a whole government,
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136. just take out 92 star cruisers
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137. and a small family-owned
Mexican restaurant.
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138. Sorry, Guadalupe.
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139. Hey, Gary. My name is KVN.
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140. I'm your deep space
insanity avoidance companion.
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141. - Nice to meet you.
- I already hate you.
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142. The good news is, I only have a week left
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143. to my sentence aboard
this pathetic rat's nest.
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144. And send! She's gonna
respond this time, H.U.E.
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145. There is a high
probability she will not.
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146. But there's still a low
probability she will.
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147. I'll take it!
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148. Nailed it!
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149. There are still four
arrays that need to be repaired.
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150. - Get off my cheeks, H.U.E.
- Get off my cheeks, Gary.
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151. 1891 -C is back online.
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152. H.U.E... by any chance,
is it still Thursday?
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153. It's been Thursday for the last 72 hours.
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154. Sweet. Then it's still on.
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155. My name is Eduardo Montoya
Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia.
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156. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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157. Gary, your break is over.
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158. But the guy who killed Eduardo
Talakinto Tala Pacia's father
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159. hasn't prepared to die yet!
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160. Dang, there's a... There's
a pixel on the loose.
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161. - Whoo!
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162. It's eating my face!
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163. It's an alien on my... it's a face alien!
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164. Aaaahh!
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165. Oh. You're not a face-eater,
you're a face-hugger.
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166. Chookity.
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167. I need a face-hugger in my life.
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168. Whoa!
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169. You remind me of a friend I
used to have a long time ago.
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170. How do you like the name Mooncake?
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171. Whoa!
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172. Mooncake it is.
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173. I'm pumped, super-excited.
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174. You don't by chance
speak real words, do you?
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175. - Chookity pah.
- Ha! Works for me.
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176. Welcome.
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177. You're so tiny, man! What... oh!
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178. Wait until the guys hear about this.
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179. Sit.
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180. Where is it?
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181. - What?
- E-351.
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182. I... I don't know.
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183. I would never lie to you, Lord Commander.
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184. You know, it's just...
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185. I'm sorry, you're so, so small!
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186. It's... it's...
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187. Where did you find it?
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188. I didn't. It found me.
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189. The less H.U.E.,
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190. who, between us, is
a bit of a dick-let wand,
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191. knows about you, the better.
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192. Okay, let's get you in here.
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193. You ready?
- Chookity!
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194. - Chookity, chookity!
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195. - Oh! Chookity! Chook... oh!
- Please close.
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196. Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working.
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197. Mm-hmm, wow.
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198. I hide there sometimes.
I'm like a mattress ghost.
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199. Don't tell anyone.
- Ooh.
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200. Oh, perfect! Per... no, it's not perfect.
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201. Just, it... that sucks. Why
does that suck so hard?
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202. Okay, how about this?
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203. Sometimes I hide... I
like to hide from myself
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204. by putting underwear on
the circumference of my head.
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205. How about that? How's it fit?
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206. - Chookity.
- Perfect.
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207. - Please... just... kill... me!
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208. Wouldn't think of it. That would be rude.
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209. Eat.
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210. H.U.E., what is going on?
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211. Why has the ship turned
into a silent dance rave?
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212. Four unknown vessels
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213. are descending upon our location.
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214. The markings lead me to believe
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215. they are Ventrexian bounty hunters.
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216. Twist my nipples rough,
we're talking complex life-forms.
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217. Yes! H.U.E., you must
find out if they play cards.
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218. I need this! I need this, H.U.E.!
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219. I... I really need somebody to play with.
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220. Activating security protocol.
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221. H.U.E., what the crap?
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222. For your own safety,
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223. you must remain in the commissary.
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224. For my own safety?
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225. We get our first visitors in five years,
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226. and I can't mingle with them?
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227. H.U.E., open this door
right now! I need to mingle!
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228. I'm afraid I cannot.
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229. You better afraid me up an open door!
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230. - Ooh, let KVN help!
- Ah! God almighty, heaven, KVN!
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231. You can't just phantom
up on me like that!
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232. Don't worry about me, I am helping.
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233. KVN, you did something right!
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234. KVN, you worthless,
horrendous nest of twigs!
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235. Your vessel
has been subjected to a search
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236. for specimen E-351.
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237. Come forward... or die.
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238. Oh, crap.
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239. My arm, man! Aaahh!
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240. You fool!
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241. Who the freak is this guy?
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242. I believe they want the alien
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243. you're hiding in your backpack.
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244. What? I don't know
what you're referring to.
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245. This is what I was meant to
do! I have never felt so alive!
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246. Oh! You mean my underpants caddy.
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247. Yes. We should
comply with their wishes, Gary.
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248. - I don't know, I'm...
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249. kind of, possibly starting
to like the little guy.
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250. - He gives great hugs.
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251. Gary, we are not
equipped to face this threat.
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252. - Good job, Avocato.
- This is not our fight.
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253. H.U.E., we make it our
fight. You're Infinity Guard.
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254. Your whole motto is to protect life.
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255. Is that life, Gary?
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256. Well, if it isn't, then I'm
a raging sack of walnuts!
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257. H.U.E., lightfold the ship!
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258. This will
lengthen your sentence.
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259. I get it. Lightfold the ship, H.U.E.!
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260. - Gary.
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261. Do it!
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262. They're lightfolding!
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263. Proximity
alert. Proximity alert.
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264. Is that what I think it is?
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265. H.U.E., that's no
good. Get us outta here!
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266. Lightfold again, lightfold, lightfold!
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267. We are immobilized
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268. until the lightfold engines cool.
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269. The asteroids will reach
the ship in 29 seconds.
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270. Secure your helmet immediately.
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271. My helmet's in the airlock.
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272. Run. 15 seconds until impact.
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273. At your current pace,
you will not make it.
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274. Oh, Gary will make it.
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275. Hey, Gary, sorry, got a minute?
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276. Yeah, I've been thinking about...
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277. Hyah!
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278. Gary, two seconds.
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279. You're gonna live! You're gonna live!
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280. Sweet Grandor's glove!
Definitely gonna die this time!
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281. Gary, you may have a problem.
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282. I seriously question
your usage of "may have."
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283. I think we have reached
have. I am very deep in have!
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284. Due to the moon's gravity,
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285. the asteroid field will swing
back to the Galaxy One
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286. and then at you in
approximately 39 seconds.
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287. That's no good, H.U.E.
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288. Formulate me up some solutions.
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289. Calculating. Mm-hmm.
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290. Mmm.
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291. Mnh-mnh.
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292. Ahh.
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293. Gary, I do have a solution
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294. With a 33 percent chance of success.
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295. Okay, and that would be?
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296. Perform an emergency air
blow-out of your 02 tanks.
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297. If you can enter the moon's orbit,
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298. you might be able to sling-hook around it
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299. back to the Galaxy One.
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300. All right. All right, let's do this.
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301. Gary, you should know,
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302. this calculation will only work with you.
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303. You will have to leave
the life-form behind.
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304. Mooncake?
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305. Or there is zero probability
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306. you will make it back
to the Galaxy One alive.
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307. I get it.
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308. Oh, screw the math, you.
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309. Mooncake is coming with.
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310. You will never make it, Gary.
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311. Your only chance is to
perform this maneuver alone.
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312. H.U.E., your lack of confidence
is positively depressing!
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313. Blowing the air tank in three...
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314. Gary, please.
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315. - Two...
- You will fail.
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316. You're right.
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317. I will fail... upwards.
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318. Entering into moon's orbit.
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319. Oh, no! It's not working.
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320. At your current rate of velocity,
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321. you will not make it
back to the Galaxy One.
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322. You have failed, Gary.
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323. The asteroids will make
impact in five seconds.
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324. Four...
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325. Three...
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326. Two...
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327. One.
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328. It worked!
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329. H.U.E.! And you said I could die!
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330. Ha!
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331. You were dead, for five minutes.
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332. Are you for serious?
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333. I believe the life-form saved your life.
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334. - Mooncake?
- Hm-hm! Chookity, chookity.
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335. Thank you for saving my life.
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336. - Wow.
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337. I am detecting one
unknown life-form still aboard.
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338. - He is armed.
- What deck?
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339. Four-A. SAMES are already on route.
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340. Hand over E-351. [ meows, hisses ]
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341. Listen, buddy, I only have
one thing to say to you.
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342. Do you play cards?
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343. I'm gonna take that as a yes!
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344. - Freeze!
- Oh, good Lord!
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345. Oh, my gosh.
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346. Just don't walk up on
somebody like that, Hank!
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347. I'm gonna crap my pants. I
thought you were a baby ghost
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348. or a ghost baby or something
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349. in between the ghost baby spectrum.
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350. - Freeze!
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351. Freakin' crap, Hank!
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352. Isn't this great? I mean, just us guys,
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353. sittin' here, chillin', playin' cards.
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354. You really know how to
sling the zingers, cat guy.
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355. The name's Avocato.
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356. No. The name is loser!
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357. Eat it! Four of a kind!
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358. You're oblivious to
this thing, aren't you?
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359. - What?
- That.
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360. - This?
- Yes! That.
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361. - Mooncake?
- What's a Mooncake?
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362. - This!
- That?
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363. - Yes, that.
- Please tell me you didn't name E-351.
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364. - What's an E-3559?
- That.
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365. - This?
- Yes, freakin' that!
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366. I suppose I did.
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367. You don't know what that is, do you?
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368. That is a planet-killer.
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369. Are you hearing this?
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370. Freakin' guy thinks
Mooncake's a planet-killer!
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371. What a freakin'... oh, man!
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372. Shut your face hole, KVN! Crap.
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373. So you think this is funny?
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374. - I'm serious.
- Are you?
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375. Yes. The Lord Commander
is searching the galaxy for it.
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376. You can't hide. Wherever
you go, he'll find you.
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377. Why should I believe you, Mr. Whiskers?
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378. Call me that again, and I'll kill you.
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379. Mm-hmm. I've insulted
you. You see, the truth is,
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380. I've never socialized
with a cat man before.
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381. My neighbor had a cat.
Loved to lick himself.
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382. You're not gonna do that, right?
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383. Otherwise, we're gonna
have problems, friend.
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384. I'm not a cat, I'm a Ventrexian.
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385. Got it. See,
I'm a Presbyterian myself.
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386. But I love all people.
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387. - Just how I was raised.
- We're in danger.
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388. Listen, all of us are in danger!
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389. Mooncake, look into
Gary's gelatinous marbles.
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390. As long as I draw breath
and you provide me
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391. with copious amounts of adventure,
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392. I will be there for you.
We're a team now.
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393. And I'll let you be my sidekick and such
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394. with a super side order of what-not.
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395. Well said.
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396. A cookie, for me?
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397. Yes, Gary. Take one.
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398. You displayed a quality I
hadn't seen in you previously,
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399. courage. Exemplary. You earned it.
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400. And because I am the captain.
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401. Cookie withdrawn.
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402. The penitent man shall pass.
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403. Oh! Ohh! I got one!
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404. Sweet Grandor's glove,
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405. I got a mother-loving cookie!
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406. This is a cookie, Quinn.
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407. H.U.E. said I earned it
because I did things, Quinn.
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408. Dangerous things. Cookie-earning things.
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409. Now to eat the fruits of my greatness.
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410. - Mine!
- What? No!
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411. KVN! Oh, KVN!
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412. Gary? Gary? Gary?
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413. Gary? Gary. Gary!
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414. Gary, are you sleeping?
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415. - Wah-pa!
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416. Oh, okay. We're good. Don't mind me.
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417. I'm... I'm just floating this way.
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418. This is the way I like to go.
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419. Bye! This was my plan. That's my path.
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420. All
the pieces are in place.
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