1. Come on.Copy !req
2. Is it so difficult for you to start?
It's so basic.Copy !req
3. If you don't go,
there's little point in having you.Copy !req
4. Just pull yourself together, all right?
Make an effort.Copy !req
5. - Come on. Now, look.
- Mr Fawlty.Copy !req
6. Mr Fawlty, Mr Fawlty.Copy !req
7. - Telephone.
- What?Copy !req
8. Telephone. Telephone.Copy !req
9. Where's Sybil?Copy !req
10. Qué?Copy !req
11. Where's Sybil?Copy !req
12. Where's the bill?Copy !req
13. No, no, no. Not the bill,
I own the place, I don't pay bills.Copy !req
14. Where's my wife?Copy !req
15. - She not here.
- She is there!Copy !req
16. Er...Copy !req
17. Oh, never mind. Never mind.Copy !req
18. Right, leave it to me, I'll do it.
I'll mend the car, I'll answer the telephone.Copy !req
19. Then you can chain me up,
and I'll wash the windows.Copy !req
20. - In here, in here.
- Yes, I know!Copy !req
21. - This way.
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
22. I know it's this way. I own the place.Copy !req
23. Hello, Fawlty Towers.Copy !req
24. Oh, André! Thank you for calling.Copy !req
25. Kurt's marvellous.Copy !req
26. We're absolutely delighted with him.
Really, André, he's wonderful!Copy !req
27. This, Basil's wife. This, Basil.
This, smack on head.Copy !req
28. - Just one moment, André. Basil?
- Yes, dear?Copy !req
29. - Have you taken the car in yet?
- Yes, I'm dealing with it, dear.Copy !req
30. You're not trying to do it yourself?Copy !req
31. Oh, have you seen this mark, dear?Copy !req
32. - Did you hear what I said?
- Yes, I did. Bit of a scratch.Copy !req
33. Take it into the garage.Copy !req
34. Yes, just having a look at it, dear.Copy !req
35. Sorry, André. Where was I?Copy !req
36. Yes, he's the best chef we've ever had.Copy !req
37. We can't thank you enough
for finding him for us.Copy !req
38. Look, can you come have dinner on Sunday?Copy !req
39. There's something we want
to ask your advice about.Copy !req
40. Okay, lovely. See you then, then.Copy !req
41. - Hello, Polly.
- Can you come and have a drink, Mrs Fawlty?Copy !req
42. - I've just sold a sketch.
- Really? I'd love to.Copy !req
43. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
44. Kurt, André can come on Sunday.Copy !req
45. - I thought you were taking the car in?
- Hmm?Copy !req
46. - Are you at those again?
- I just took one, dear.Copy !req
47. You've had enough of those, Basil.
Will you deal with the car, please?Copy !req
48. - Good, Mr Fawlty?
- Superb, Kurt.Copy !req
49. - For you, Mr Fawlty?
- Thank you, Polly.Copy !req
50. - Are you going to do the car?
- In a moment, my little piranha fish.Copy !req
51. - What's this for?
- I've just sold a sketch.Copy !req
52. What, for money?Copy !req
53. I bought it, Mr Fawlty.
She's very talented.Copy !req
54. - Oh, no, Polly. I won't.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
55. No, thank you.Copy !req
56. - I bought it to thank you.
- No, honestly.Copy !req
57. - Don't you like it?
- Too much, but not when I'm working.Copy !req
58. You drink it for me, Manuel.Copy !req
59. Well, cheerio!Copy !req
60. - Cheerio, Basil.
- Well, that smelt nice.Copy !req
61. Here it is, Mr Fawlty.Copy !req
62. She's really got something, you know.Copy !req
63. - Really?
- Well worth 50p, anyway.Copy !req
64. Yes, do you win a bun
if you guess what it is, or something?Copy !req
65. - It's Manuel.
- What?Copy !req
66. - It's me.
- Where?Copy !req
67. Manuel is my friend.
We're good friends, eh?Copy !req
68. Oh, sí.Copy !req
69. Yes. Very modern, very socialist.
Something to remember him by when he goes.Copy !req
70. You still here, Basil?Copy !req
71. No, I went a couple of minutes ago, dear.
But I expect I'll be back shortly.Copy !req
72. - Oh.
- No, no, Manuel! Look!Copy !req
73. Like this.Copy !req
74. Oh, I like that. Will you do me one?Copy !req
75. Really? Of Manuel?Copy !req
76. Yes. Look nice on Basil's bedside table.Copy !req
77. Two in a day.
That's as many as Van Gogh sold in a lifetime.Copy !req
78. But he didn't have Manuel as a model, eh?Copy !req
79. This is wonderful.Copy !req
80. I told you, he's one of the best.Copy !req
81. He's almost as good as you, André.Copy !req
82. It's absolutely divine, Basil.
Go on, have a bit.Copy !req
83. - 'Tis good, isn't it?
- Oh, listen to him.Copy !req
84. The only place I've ever seen him eat
is your restaurant, André.Copy !req
85. Now he's stuffing it away like a hamster.Copy !req
86. - Really, Sybil.
- We're going to buy him a great big wheelCopy !req
87. to run around in when he's got a moment,
or he'll get like a big, bad-tempered tomato.Copy !req
88. I believe we were discussing
the gourmet evening, dear.Copy !req
89. Do you know, André,Copy !req
90. - burst his zip this morning.
- Oh!Copy !req
91. - What's the matter, darling?
- You're embarrassing André!Copy !req
92. No, I'm embarrassing you. Look at that!Copy !req
93. I'd better have a word with the guests.
Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?Copy !req
94. Good evening, Major. Enjoying your soup?Copy !req
95. Tasted a bit off to me, Fawlty.Copy !req
96. It's made with fresh mushrooms, Major.Copy !req
97. Ah! That would explain it.Copy !req
98. Good evening.
Everything to your satisfaction?Copy !req
99. - Yes, thank...
- Well, er...Copy !req
100. - I don't like the chips.
- Sorry?Copy !req
101. The chips are awful.Copy !req
102. Oh, dear. What's wrong with them, then?Copy !req
103. They're the wrong shape,
and they're just awful.Copy !req
104. He gets everything cooked
the way he likes it at home.Copy !req
105. Ah, does he?Copy !req
106. Yes, and it's better
than this pig's garbage.Copy !req
107. Now, Ronald!Copy !req
108. These eggs look like you laid them.Copy !req
109. Ronald!Copy !req
110. - Look here, old chap...
- Shut up! Leave him alone!Copy !req
111. He's very clever, rather highly strung.Copy !req
112. Yes, yes, he should be.Copy !req
113. - Haven't you any proper chips?
- These are proper French fried potatoes.Copy !req
114. The chef is Continental.Copy !req
115. Couldn't you get an English one?Copy !req
116. - Why don't you eat one or two, dear?
- They're the wrong shape.Copy !req
117. What shape do you usually have?
Mickey Mouse shape? Smarties shape?Copy !req
118. Amphibious landing craft shape?
Poke in the eye shape?Copy !req
119. - God, you're dumb.
- Oh, now!Copy !req
120. Is there something
we can get you instead, sonny?Copy !req
121. I'd like some bread and salad cream.Copy !req
122. To eat? Well, there's the bread,
and there's the mayonnaise.Copy !req
123. I said "salad cream", stupid.Copy !req
124. We don't have any salad cream.
The chef made this freshly this morning.Copy !req
125. What a dump.Copy !req
126. - This is very good.
- He likes salad cream.Copy !req
127. - That's puke, that is.
- At least it's fresh puke.Copy !req
128. - How dare you!
- Well, he said it.Copy !req
129. May I ask why you don't have proper
salad cream? Most restaurants...Copy !req
130. Well, the chef usually buys it
only on special occasions, you know.Copy !req
131. Gourmet nights, and so on.Copy !req
132. But when he's got a bottle, ah,
he's a genius with it.Copy !req
133. He can unscrew the cap like Robert Carrier.
It's a treat to watch.Copy !req
134. And then right on the plate!
Never on the walls! Magic!Copy !req
135. Mind you, he's a wizard with the tin opener, too.
He's got a Pulitzer Prize for that.Copy !req
136. He can have the stuff in the saucepan
before you can say "haute cuisine".Copy !req
137. You name it, he'll heat it up
and scrape it off the pan for you.Copy !req
138. Skill like that isn't picked up overnight.Copy !req
139. Still, I'll tell him to
get some salad cream.Copy !req
140. You never know when Henry Kissinger
is going to drop in, do you?Copy !req
141. Oh, sorry!Copy !req
142. Nice man.Copy !req
143. No, no, seriously.
I think it's a very good idea.Copy !req
144. - You do, really?
- I promise you.Copy !req
145. People around here are getting
more and more keen on good food.Copy !req
146. Well, so much for tonight's guests.
Ignorant rabble.Copy !req
147. - There's always a few, Mr Fawlty.
- Not on gourmet night, there won't be.Copy !req
148. - None of these proles.
- Basil!Copy !req
149. Well!Copy !req
150. - André thinks Thursday nights would be best.
- Thursdays?Copy !req
151. I think so.Copy !req
152. And on all the other nights
we'll just have a big trough of baked beansCopy !req
153. and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs.Copy !req
154. - That's settled then.
- Good.Copy !req
155. I'm very pleased for Kurt, too.Copy !req
156. It'll be good for him to have
something special to do.Copy !req
157. - I'd like to have a word with him, do you mind?
- Of course not.Copy !req
158. I'll get the menus printed on Monday.Copy !req
159. - Polly can do the menus.
- No, she can't.Copy !req
160. - Yes, she can.
- No, she can't.Copy !req
161. - Yes, she can.
- No, she can't.Copy !req
162. Yes, she can.Copy !req
163. - No...
- She can.Copy !req
164. You can write the advertisement
in the Echo.Copy !req
165. Only, don't make it too toffee nosed, Basil.
We don't want to put people off.Copy !req
166. I just want to keep the
riffraff away, dear.Copy !req
167. Well, good luck, my friend.Copy !req
168. It's good to have you down here.Copy !req
169. - Thank you for, well, you know.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
170. Nice to have met you, Manuel.Copy !req
171. He's my friend.Copy !req
172. One night I cook you both paella.Copy !req
173. Okay. And, Kurt, mmm...Copy !req
174. You don't trust me?Copy !req
175. - Ciao.
- Ciao!Copy !req
176. Manuel, together you and I make
Fawlty Towers famous for its cooking.Copy !req
177. - Qué?
- Excellent, tip-top, famoso!Copy !req
178. Oh, you're are so cute.Copy !req
179. Manuel.Copy !req
180. Oh!Copy !req
181. Get a clean one.Copy !req
182. Is clean now.Copy !req
183. Is dirty now.Copy !req
184. - Do you like the menu, Mr Fawlty?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
185. - Oh, good.
- What?Copy !req
186. Thank you. Thank you so much.Copy !req
187. Give it to me. Give it to me.Copy !req
188. Thank you.Copy !req
189. Well, Basil, guess who just called
to cancel at 12 minutes past seven.Copy !req
190. - Who?
- The Coosters.Copy !req
191. - What, all four?
- Marvellous, isn't it?Copy !req
192. Ach! What did they say?Copy !req
193. One of them's ill.Copy !req
194. Well, let's hope it's nothing trivial.Copy !req
195. Do you realise there are four people
at our grand opening dinner?Copy !req
196. - Never mind.
- Never mind?Copy !req
197. There's four people, Basil.
Shall we feed them in the kitchen?Copy !req
198. But think who those four are.
Colonel and Mrs Hall, both JPs,Copy !req
199. and Lionel Twitchen,
one of Torquay's leading Rotarians.Copy !req
200. - That'll put us on the map.
- He's this year's treasurer, dear.Copy !req
201. I should have never let you write that advert.
Fancy putting, "No riffraff".Copy !req
202. When you're presenting haute cuisine,Copy !req
203. you don't want the working class
sticking its nose in it.Copy !req
204. Everything all right? Where's Kurt?Copy !req
205. He and Manuel are getting the wine
from the cellar.Copy !req
206. Ah, this is what it's all about.Copy !req
207. You two, you're supposed to be in your rooms!
You're not allowed down here tonight.Copy !req
208. - Remember?
- Ooh, doesn't it look pretty?Copy !req
209. What are you cooking?Copy !req
210. I'll send you up a menu
with your bread and cheese. Now get out!Copy !req
211. - Basil, they're here.
- What?Copy !req
212. The Halls are here.Copy !req
213. - Go to your rooms!
- The Halls!Copy !req
214. Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty!Copy !req
215. I very upset!Copy !req
216. Not now, Manuel. Later!Copy !req
217. Well, when I went for my jog this morning,
I thought it was going to be pretty warm.Copy !req
218. But in the event, of course,
it turned out to be pretty cool, really.Copy !req
219. Er, then it began to cloud up this afternoon,
quite contrary to the weather forecast, naturally.Copy !req
220. And I shouldn't be a bit surprised
if we get a spot of rain tonight.Copy !req
221. Still, it's been a lovely
summer, hasn't it?Copy !req
222. - Oh, yes.
- Ah, Colonel! How delightful to see you again.Copy !req
223. - Sorry?
- How delightful to see you again.Copy !req
224. We met last year at the golf club
dinner dance, you may remember.Copy !req
225. No, I don't.Copy !req
226. Ah, fine, we didn't talk for long.
Just, "Good evening," really, you know.Copy !req
227. A blink of the eye and you would've missed it.
As indeed you did.Copy !req
228. Quite understandably.Copy !req
229. Sorry? What? Hmm?Copy !req
230. Well, er, how's that
lovely daughter of yours?Copy !req
231. She's dead.Copy !req
232. I like your suit, isn't that super,
the way those stripes go up and down?Copy !req
233. It's really super!
How much did that cost, then?Copy !req
234. Who are you?
I mean, I don't know your name!Copy !req
235. - What is it?
- What?Copy !req
236. My name.Copy !req
237. Oh, this is my husband, Basil Fawlty.Copy !req
238. - That's it!
- What?Copy !req
239. - Ah! How do you do?
- How do you do?Copy !req
240. - And may I introduce my wife?
- She just introduced you.Copy !req
241. - Oh, what a coincidence.
- Yes.Copy !req
242. Well, I don't believe you know my wife.Copy !req
243. - Dead?
- Yes.Copy !req
244. May I introduce Mrs Hall?Copy !req
245. Oh, sorry! Didn't see you down there.
Don't get up.Copy !req
246. What would you like to
drink, Mrs Small... Hall!Copy !req
247. Yes, a short, or...Copy !req
248. Sherry! How about a sherry?Copy !req
249. - A sherry, lovely.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
250. Large, or not quite so large?Copy !req
251. Two, small and dry.Copy !req
252. - Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- What?Copy !req
253. - I don't know.
- Two small, dry sherries.Copy !req
254. Oh, I see what you mean. I'm sorry!Copy !req
255. Ah, Mr and Mrs Twitchen, good evening.Copy !req
256. - Welcome to Fawlty Towers.
- Good evening.Copy !req
257. How very au fait of you to come
to our little culinary soiree this evening.Copy !req
258. Only too glad to support something new
in Torquay.Copy !req
259. Such an unusual idea.
I do hope it works out.Copy !req
260. - Well, we have our hopes.
- Mr Fawlty?Copy !req
261. Ah, Polly!
Would you take Mrs Twitchen's coat, please?Copy !req
262. - Yes, of course.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
263. - Now, would you care to...
- Mr Fawlty?Copy !req
264. - Yes?
- Can I have a word with you?Copy !req
265. Uh, yes. Oh, this is Polly.
She will be serving you later this evening.Copy !req
266. - Er...
- Well?Copy !req
267. - It's Kurt.
- Yes?Copy !req
268. He's potted...Copy !req
269. - the shrimps.
- What?Copy !req
270. - He's potted the shrimps.
- "Shrimps"?Copy !req
271. We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly.Copy !req
272. - Now...
- He's sauced...Copy !req
273. - the herrings.
- What are you on about?Copy !req
274. He's pickled the onions,
and he's smashed the eggs in his cups!Copy !req
275. - Under the table.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
276. - Have you been drinking?
- No, not me!Copy !req
277. Will you behave yourself!Copy !req
278. I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.Copy !req
279. Er, would you care for a...
Will you stop that? Please pull yourself together.Copy !req
280. Now may I offer you a
little apéritif before...Copy !req
281. Sorry, a bit of cotton.Copy !req
282. May I offer you a little apéritif while you
make up your mind what you'd like for dinner?Copy !req
283. - That's very kind of you. Lotte?
- A tomato juice, please.Copy !req
284. - Mr Twitchen?
- Tomato juice for me, thank you.Copy !req
285. Ah, good! Oh, Colonel.
Colonel and Mrs Hall.Copy !req
286. May I introduce Mr and Mrs...Copy !req
287. - Have you met?
- No, no, we haven't.Copy !req
288. - Have you?
- No.Copy !req
289. - Oh, good. What would you like to drink then?
- What?Copy !req
290. To drink.Copy !req
291. - I didn't catch the name.
- Oh, you didn't catch it.Copy !req
292. - What a rotten bit of luck.
- Well?Copy !req
293. Fine, thank you. And you?Copy !req
294. No, no, we still don't know the name.Copy !req
295. Oh, Fawlty, Basil Fawlty.Copy !req
296. No, no, theirs!Copy !req
297. Oh, theirs! So sorry!
I thought you meant yours!Copy !req
298. My, it's quite warm, isn't it?
I could do with a drink, too.Copy !req
299. - So, another sherry?
- Aren't you going to introduce us?Copy !req
300. - Didn't I?
- No!Copy !req
301. Oh, sorry. This is Mr and Mrs...Copy !req
302. - What?
- Er, Mr and Mrs...Copy !req
303. Sorry, I fainted.Copy !req
304. Well, I feel better now.
I'll just get you your tomato juices.Copy !req
305. - Twitchen, actually.
- Hall.Copy !req
306. - Would you care to join us?
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
307. Here we are.Copy !req
308. - That's it.
- Would you like to see the menu?Copy !req
309. - Yes, what is it?
- Please, put the bottle down.Copy !req
310. - What do you want?
- Please, put the bottle down!Copy !req
311. What is it?Copy !req
312. Kurt is drunk.Copy !req
313. Sorry! Sorry.Copy !req
314. - Drunk?
- Almost unconscious.Copy !req
315. Right.Copy !req
316. Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
317. - How?
- I don't know. It happened so quickly.Copy !req
318. - He had a row with Manuel.
- Manuel?Copy !req
319. - He's got a crush on him.
- A what?Copy !req
320. A crush. You know, in love.Copy !req
321. Sorry. Er,
would you excuse me just one moment?Copy !req
322. I won't be one moment.Copy !req
323. I knew it! I should have
never hired a Frenchman.Copy !req
324. - He's Greek, Mr Fawlty.
- Greek?Copy !req
325. Well, that's even worse.
I mean, they invented it.Copy !req
326. Right! Give that to me, Kurt.Copy !req
327. - Give me that bottle.
- No, go away! Leave me alone.Copy !req
328. - Come on. Give it to me.
- Manuel!Copy !req
329. - Come on, Kurt.
- Manuel! He doesn't love me!Copy !req
330. - Well, you have to give these things time.
- I want Manuel!Copy !req
331. I'm sure we can arrange something.
Now can I have the bottle?Copy !req
332. - He's so sweet.
- Yes, he is sweet.Copy !req
333. - He's wonderful!
- Yes! I know!Copy !req
334. Damn you!Copy !req
335. Kurt? Come on. Come on!Copy !req
336. - Get some black coffee, quick!
- He can't drink it. He's out.Copy !req
337. No, he isn't. He's only drunk half a bottle!
Come on.Copy !req
338. Come on, Kurt! Come on!
Come on, Kurt! Come on.Copy !req
339. Now listen to me, Kurty!Copy !req
340. I come in now, but no cuddle.
You hear me? Ah!Copy !req
341. Look at what you've done.Copy !req
342. - Dead?
- To the world.Copy !req
343. - He's only drunk, Manuel.
- This is your fault!Copy !req
344. - Qué?
- You only had to be civil to him.Copy !req
345. - "Civil"?
- Nice!Copy !req
346. You no understand. Is not enough.
He want to kiss me.Copy !req
347. - Oh, what's one little...
- Mr Fawlty!Copy !req
348. Call André. He can do the cooking.Copy !req
349. He's open tonight!
He's open on a Thursday, you cloth-eared bint!Copy !req
350. But he can do it there.
You can pick it up in the car.Copy !req
351. Oh...Copy !req
352. Brilliant! Brilliant!Copy !req
353. - Yuck.
- Right!Copy !req
354. - I can't resist lobster.
- No.Copy !req
355. - Tournedos for me every time.
- Would you care for another drink?Copy !req
356. No, I don't think we will.
We're nearly ready to order.Copy !req
357. I'll be back in a moment.Copy !req
358. So, you can't do the lobster?Copy !req
359. Right, right, I see, but,
André, the tournedos.Copy !req
360. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
361. - Basil!
- Shh! Shh!Copy !req
362. Yes, of course I want the duck, that's marvellous,
but can you do one or two sauces?Copy !req
363. Wonderful! That's it! Thank you, André!Copy !req
364. - Why are you talking to André?
- What is it? What is it?Copy !req
365. - They're ready to order, Basil.
- Stall them.Copy !req
366. - What?
- Stall them, you stupid woman!Copy !req
367. - Tell them some lie.
- What's happening?Copy !req
368. - Shh!
- Will you just tell me what you're doing?Copy !req
369. - We've got to change the menu.
- Why?Copy !req
370. Why? Why?Copy !req
371. Listen, he's out there! He's flat out!Copy !req
372. - So, André's...
- Who is?Copy !req
373. - What?
- Who is "out"?Copy !req
374. Kurt! Who did you think, Henry Kissinger?Copy !req
375. - What do you mean out?
- He's drunk!Copy !req
376. - "Drunk"?
- Drunk! Soused, potted, inebriated, got it?Copy !req
377. - I don't believe it.
- Neither do I.Copy !req
378. Perhaps it's a dream.Copy !req
379. No, it's not a dream.
We're stuck with it. Right!Copy !req
380. André's doing the cooking,
I'll collect it in the car.Copy !req
381. - What's he cooking?
- Duck!Copy !req
382. - Duck?
- Duck!Copy !req
383. - Duck?
- You know, duck.Copy !req
384. I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.Copy !req
385. Well, we'd like to order now.Copy !req
386. Uh, yes, quite.Copy !req
387. - My wife would like the lobster as her main...
- Yes, excuse me.Copy !req
388. There is one small thing.Copy !req
389. I'm afraid you were given the wrong menus.
Er, this is tonight's menu.Copy !req
390. - What?
- Er, yes...Copy !req
391. I'm afraid the chef changed his mind
and forgot to tell us. He's like that.Copy !req
392. Brilliant, but temperamental.Copy !req
393. - He's changed everything?
- I'm afraid so.Copy !req
394. It wasn't good enough,
so he just chucked it away.Copy !req
395. - He's such a perfectionist.
- The lobster?Copy !req
396. Lobster, tournedos,
you name it, it's in the bin.Copy !req
397. - How extraordinary.
- Lucky old bin, I say.Copy !req
398. - This is your new menu.
- Duck with orange.Copy !req
399. Duck with cherries.Copy !req
400. Duck surprise?Copy !req
401. - What's duck surprise?
- Uh, that's duck without orange or cherries.Copy !req
402. Is this all there is? Duck?Copy !req
403. Um, yes. Done, of course,
the three extremely different ways.Copy !req
404. And what do you do if you don't like duck?Copy !req
405. If you don't like duck,Copy !req
406. er, you're rather stuck.Copy !req
407. Well, fortunately, I love it!Copy !req
408. Oh, good, so that's four ducks, is it?Copy !req
409. You were right.Copy !req
410. Ooh.Copy !req
411. Now, he's getting this duck from André.Copy !req
412. Yes, but I don't know what
vegetables he's put on.Copy !req
413. Three salmon mousses, Polly,
and one mullet with mustard sauce for Mrs Hall.Copy !req
414. - Where's the mullet?
- There!Copy !req
415. Oh, right.Copy !req
416. - What are you doing about vegetables, Basil?
- Same as the other menu, dear.Copy !req
417. - André's not doing any?
- No, no! You and Polly!Copy !req
418. - Er, mustard sauce!
- Mustard sauce, here.Copy !req
419. When I'm out in the car,
you get them ready, right?Copy !req
420. Right.Copy !req
421. - Ready, Polly?
- Ready.Copy !req
422. - Manuel?
- Sí?Copy !req
423. Two of those for table nine, and one of those,
and that's for table four. Come on!Copy !req
424. - There you are. There you go.
- No, the other way around.Copy !req
425. - Qué?
- The other way around.Copy !req
426. Oh. Please!Copy !req
427. No, no, no! The plates!Copy !req
428. Change the plates.Copy !req
429. - Oh, is dirty. I change.
- No, come here!Copy !req
430. - Change the plates.
- Change the plates.Copy !req
431. Pardon.Copy !req
432. Sí, I tell them.Copy !req
433. Sorry. Sorry. Is wrong.Copy !req
434. I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona.
Do forgive me.Copy !req
435. I don't know what he sees in you!Copy !req
436. Do you think we could have a drink, dear?Copy !req
437. - May I see the wine list, please, Fawlty?
- Certainly, Major.Copy !req
438. Colonel!Copy !req
439. Everything all right?Copy !req
440. - Yes, I expect so.
- Oh, good. Mrs Twitchen?Copy !req
441. - Yes, it's fine, Mr Fawlty.
- Good. Good.Copy !req
442. He's got it in his hair.Copy !req
443. - How is it, dear?
- Rather good, surprisingly.Copy !req
444. - Well, there's the wine list.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
445. What is it, Petal? What's the matter?Copy !req
446. Is everything all right?Copy !req
447. - Oh, I think I'm going to be sick!
- It is an unusual taste, isn't it?Copy !req
448. It's not cooked, you ignoramus!Copy !req
449. What are you trying to do to us, Fawlty?
Do you mean that's raw?Copy !req
450. - Oh, would you prefer a cooked one?
- Of course she'd prefer a cooked one!Copy !req
451. - I'll get you a cooked one then. It'll be even nicer!
- No! No!Copy !req
452. This is raw! This mullet is raw!
What do we do to it?Copy !req
453. Kurt! Kurt! Kurt, listen.Copy !req
454. What do we do with this, hmm?
Do we grill it?Copy !req
455. If we grill it, just go, "uh".Copy !req
456. All right, do we fry it? Just go, "uh".Copy !req
457. - Going well, isn't it?
- Basil, will you just get out?Copy !req
458. Right!Copy !req
459. - Wine!
- What?Copy !req
460. The colonel wants some wine.
No, you go, Polly. He won't hit a woman.Copy !req
461. Have you, er... Have you chosen yet, Major?Copy !req
462. Colonel! Have you chosen your wine?Copy !req
463. Oh, yes. Chablis, please.Copy !req
464. Thank you.Copy !req
465. - Waitress?
- Yes.Copy !req
466. There's a hair in my mousse.Copy !req
467. Well, don't talk too loud.
Everybody will want one.Copy !req
468. What?Copy !req
469. Sorry.Copy !req
470. Oh, get out of the way. Get out.Copy !req
471. I'm so sorry about that.Copy !req
472. The mullet's on its way.Copy !req
473. - André.
- Ah, monsieur Fawlty. There you are.Copy !req
474. A beautiful duck for you.
It should be, mmm, delicious. Top!Copy !req
475. He's always asleep. There you are.
Don't forget the sauces. There.Copy !req
476. - Thank you.
- All right.Copy !req
477. - Oh, marvellous.
- I hope it all goes very well for you.Copy !req
478. Good luck.Copy !req
479. Come on!Copy !req
480. - What, no good?
- No, it's very good.Copy !req
481. Here it is, Polly.Copy !req
482. Right, I'll carve it on the trolley.Copy !req
483. Well, then, well done, everybody.Copy !req
484. Ah, Manuel, get the trolley ready.
Right, right, let's go.Copy !req
485. Basil!Copy !req
486. Look what you've done,
you stupid great tart!Copy !req
487. Wait a minute. I think it'll be all right.Copy !req
488. Yes. Yes, you're right!Copy !req
489. Look! Look at it!Copy !req
490. I mean, look at that!Copy !req
491. - Can I help, dear?
- Yes! Go and kill yourself!Copy !req
492. No, talk to André first!Copy !req
493. Tell him we need another one!
Oh, go talk to them.Copy !req
494. - What?
- Entertain them, or something.Copy !req
495. André, Sybil Fawlty.Copy !req
496. Well, I'm afraid it got trodden on.Copy !req
497. Sorry, so wrong. I try again.Copy !req
498. - André! Where is it?
- Don't worry. It's all under control.Copy !req
499. - Isn't it beautiful?
- Fantastic.Copy !req
500. - Okay.
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
501. - What?
- The most important.Copy !req
502. - More sauces.
- I don't need...Copy !req
503. Sorry, I don't need them.Copy !req
504. - That's all right.
- You're all right?Copy !req
505. Come on!Copy !req
506. Come on!Copy !req
507. Olé!Copy !req
508. Come...Copy !req
509. Start!Copy !req
510. Start, you vicious bastard! Come on!Copy !req
511. Oh, my God! I'm warning you!Copy !req
512. If you don't start...Copy !req
513. I'll count to three.Copy !req
514. One. Two. Three. Right!Copy !req
515. That's it! I've had enough!
You've tried it on just once too often! Right!Copy !req
516. Well, don't say I haven't warned you!
I've laid it on the line to you time and time again!Copy !req
517. Right! Well, this is it!Copy !req
518. I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing!Copy !req
519. - Is wonderful!
- Very, very good.Copy !req
520. Thank you.Copy !req
521. Er, any sign of the duck?Copy !req
522. Oh, it's just coming.Copy !req
523. So, Uncle Ted comes in
with his crate of brown ale,Copy !req
524. and Mother says,
"Oh, Ted, look who's here,"Copy !req
525. and he says...Copy !req
526. - Okay, Polly!
- Okay!Copy !req
527. - Got the sauces?
- Got them.Copy !req
528. Right!Copy !req
529. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
530. so sorry to have kept you waiting.Copy !req
531. Well, er, who's for trifle?Copy !req
532. - What?
- Trifle for you, Mrs Hall?Copy !req
533. What about the duck, Fawlty?Copy !req
534. Duck's off, sorry.Copy !req