1. One double room without bath
for the 16th, 17th and 18th.Copy !req
2. Yes, and if you'd be so good as to
confirm by letter?Copy !req
3. Thank you so much, goodbye.Copy !req
4. - Have you made up the bill for room 12, Basil?
- No, I haven't yet, no.Copy !req
5. Well, they're in a hurry,
Polly says they didn't get their alarm call.Copy !req
6. Please get that picture up,
it's been there for a week.Copy !req
7. It's been there since Monday, Sybil.Copy !req
8. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...Copy !req
9. Good morning. Friday, Sat...Copy !req
10. Manuel!Copy !req
11. There is too much butter on those trays.Copy !req
12. - Qué?
- There is too much butter on those trays.Copy !req
13. - No, no, no, señor!
- What?Copy !req
14. Not "on those trays".Copy !req
15. No, sir, "Uno, dos, tres."Copy !req
16. - Uno, dos, tres.
- No, no.Copy !req
17. Hay mucho burro allí!Copy !req
18. Qué?Copy !req
19. Hay mucho burro allí!Copy !req
20. - Ah, mantequilla!
- What? Qué?Copy !req
21. Mantequilla. Burro is... is hee-haw.Copy !req
22. What?Copy !req
23. Burro. Burro is hee-haw, hee-haw.Copy !req
24. - Manuel, por favor. Un momento.
- Sí, sí, sí.Copy !req
25. - What's the matter, Basil?
- Nothing, dear, I'm just dealing with it.Copy !req
26. - He speak good... how do you say?
- English!Copy !req
27. Mantequilla solamente dos.Copy !req
28. Dos?Copy !req
29. Don't look at me, you're the one
who's supposed to be able to speak it.Copy !req
30. Two pieces!Copy !req
31. Two each! Arriba, arriba!Copy !req
32. I don't know why you
wanted to hire him, Basil.Copy !req
33. Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear.Copy !req
34. And in this day and age such...Copy !req
35. But why did you say you could
speak the language?Copy !req
36. I learned classical Spanish, not the
strange dialect he seems to have picked up.Copy !req
37. It'd be quicker to train a monkey.Copy !req
38. Good morning, Miss Gatsby.
Morning, Miss Tibbs.Copy !req
39. Good morning, good morning.Copy !req
40. - Basil!
- Yes, dear?Copy !req
41. Are you going to hang the picture?Copy !req
42. - Yes, I am, dear.
- When?Copy !req
43. - When I've, when I've...
- Well, why don't you do it now?Copy !req
44. I'm doing this, dear, I'm doing the menu.Copy !req
45. You've got all morning to do the menu.
Why don't you hang the picture now?Copy !req
46. - Well?
- Yes, all right, I won't do the menu.Copy !req
47. I don't think you realise how long
it takes to do the menu,Copy !req
48. but no, it doesn't matter,
I'll hang the picture now.Copy !req
49. If the menus are late for
lunch, it doesn't matter,Copy !req
50. the guests can all come and look at
the picture till they are ready, right?Copy !req
51. Lower.Copy !req
52. Lower.Copy !req
53. Up a bit.Copy !req
54. - There.
- Thank you, dear. Thank you so much.Copy !req
55. I don't know where I'd be without you.Copy !req
56. In the land of the living, probably.Copy !req
57. Yes?Copy !req
58. Could we have our bill, please?Copy !req
59. Well, can you wait a minute?Copy !req
60. I'm afraid we're bit late for our train,
we didn't get our alarm call.Copy !req
61. Right.Copy !req
62. I was up at 5:00, you know,
we do have staff problems.Copy !req
63. I'm so sorry it's not all done by magic.Copy !req
64. Basil, are you doing the menu?Copy !req
65. No, I'm not doing the menu, dear.Copy !req
66. I am doing the bill for these
charming people who are in a hurry.Copy !req
67. I'm sorry to cause all this trouble,Copy !req
68. but the reason we're late is
we didn't get our alarm call.Copy !req
69. Oh, dear, I am sorry.Copy !req
70. - Basil, why didn't they get their alarm call?
- Because I forgot.Copy !req
71. I am so sorry I am not perfect!Copy !req
72. There you are, there's the bill.Copy !req
73. Perhaps you'd pay my wife,
I have to put the picture up,Copy !req
74. if there aren't any
dustbins to be cleaned out.Copy !req
75. Newspapers!Copy !req
76. Goodbye. See you again.Copy !req
77. Don't forget the picture, Basil.Copy !req
78. I won't, dear, leave it to me.Copy !req
79. I'm going out now.
I expect it to be up when I come back.Copy !req
80. Drive carefully, dear.Copy !req
81. - Good morning, Major.
- Morning, Fawlty.Copy !req
82. I do apologise for the tardiness of the arrival
of your newspaper this morning, Major.Copy !req
83. I will speak to them again,
see if something can be done.Copy !req
84. Ah, more strikes. Dustmen, post office...Copy !req
85. It makes you want to cry, doesn't it?Copy !req
86. What's happened to the old idea of doing
something for your fellow man, of service?Copy !req
87. - I mean, today, people...
- Mr Fawlty?Copy !req
88. Yes, I'm coming! Wait a moment!Copy !req
89. They treat you like dirt, you know?Copy !req
90. Of course it's pure ignorance,Copy !req
91. - but with the class of guests one gets nowadays...
- D'Oliveira made a hundred!Copy !req
92. Did he? Did he really?Copy !req
93. Good for him, good old Dolly. Well, well, well...Copy !req
94. Thank you, Polly.Copy !req
95. We're only staying till Sunday.Copy !req
96. Right, thank you.Copy !req
97. Ah, I thought you were going out, dear.Copy !req
98. What's this?Copy !req
99. - I decided, Sybil, to advertise.
- How much did it cost?Copy !req
100. Oh, I haven't... 15?Copy !req
101. - 40.
- 40.Copy !req
102. I have told you where we advertise.Copy !req
103. - Sybil, I know the hotel business.
- No, you don't, Basil.Copy !req
104. Sybil, we've got to try and attract
a better class of person.Copy !req
105. Why?Copy !req
106. - We're losing tone.
- We're making money.Copy !req
107. - Yes, yes.
- Just.Copy !req
108. Yes, but now we can try and build up
a higher class of clientele!Copy !req
109. Turn away some of the riffraff.Copy !req
110. So long as they pay their bills, Basil.Copy !req
111. Is that all that matters to
you, Sybil? Money?Copy !req
112. This advertisement is a waste of £40.Copy !req
113. One moment. One moment, please.Copy !req
114. - Well?
- Well?Copy !req
115. My dear woman, Sir Richard and Lady Morris,
arriving this evening. For two nights.Copy !req
116. You see, they saw our advertisement
in Country Life.Copy !req
117. - I wish they were staying a week.
- Well, so do I.Copy !req
118. - Might pay for the ad then.
- Sybil, look.Copy !req
119. If we can attract this class of customer,
I mean, the sky's the limit!Copy !req
120. Basil, 22 rooms is the limit!Copy !req
121. I mean, have you seen
the people in room six?Copy !req
122. They've never even sat on chairs before.Copy !req
123. They are the commonest, vulgarest, most...Copy !req
124. 'allo.Copy !req
125. Got a room?Copy !req
126. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
127. Got a room for tonight, mate?Copy !req
128. - I shall have to see, sir. A single?
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. No, make it a double. I feel lucky today.Copy !req
130. - Hello.
- Good morning.Copy !req
131. - Only joking.
- No, we haven't.Copy !req
132. - What?
- Haven't any rooms. Good day.Copy !req
133. - Number seven is free, Basil.
- Mr Tone is in number seven, dear.Copy !req
134. No, he left while you were
putting the picture up, Basil.Copy !req
135. - You have luggage, sir?
- Just one case.Copy !req
136. In the car. The white sports.Copy !req
137. - Fill this in, would you, sir?
- If you can.Copy !req
138. Hope you enjoy your stay, Mr Brown.Copy !req
139. Manuel, would you fetch this
gentleman's case from the car outside?Copy !req
140. Take it to room seven?Copy !req
141. - Is not easy for me.
- What?Copy !req
142. Is not easy for me... Entender.Copy !req
143. It's not easy for you to understand.Copy !req
144. Manuel...
We're training him. He's from Barcelona.Copy !req
145. In Spain.Copy !req
146. - Obtener la valisa...
- Qué?Copy !req
147. la valisa en el,Copy !req
148. er, auto bianco sportiv.Copy !req
149. Y... a la sala...Copy !req
150. Siete... por favor.Copy !req
151. - Pronto.
- Is impossible.Copy !req
152. - What?
- Is impossible.Copy !req
153. Look, it's perfectly simple!Copy !req
154. Manuel, sírvase buscar mi equipaje
qué está en el automóvil blancoCopy !req
155. y lo trae a la sala número siete.Copy !req
156. Señor habla español!Copy !req
157. Sólo un poco, lo siento.Copy !req
158. - Pero he olvidado mucho.
- No, no, habla muy bien.Copy !req
159. - Muy muy bien. Formidable!
- Gracias, gracias.Copy !req
160. Lo voy a coger ahora.Copy !req
161. Well, if there's anything else,
I'm sure Manuel will be able to tell you,Copy !req
162. as you seem to get on so well together.Copy !req
163. Key?Copy !req
164. Hello, dear, just doing the picture.Copy !req
165. Don't forget the menu.Copy !req
166. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
167. Don't forget the menu.Copy !req
168. I thought you said you wanted...
Right! I'll do the menu.Copy !req
169. You could have had them both done by now
if you hadn't spent the whole morningCopy !req
170. skulking in there listening to that racket.Copy !req
171. Racket?Copy !req
172. That's Brahms!Copy !req
173. Brahms' third racket!Copy !req
174. The whole morning?Copy !req
175. I had two bars.Copy !req
176. Ready to order?Copy !req
177. - Yeah. What's a gralefrit?
- Grapefruit.Copy !req
178. - And creme pot... Pot rouge?
- Portuguese. Tomato soup.Copy !req
179. I'll have the gralefrit.Copy !req
180. - Now balm carousel... Lamb?
- Casserole.Copy !req
181. - Sounds good. Does it come with a smile?
- It comes with sprouts or carrots.Copy !req
182. - Smile's extra, is it?
- You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts.Copy !req
183. Waiter!Copy !req
184. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
185. Oh, hello. Can I have some wine, please?Copy !req
186. The waiter is busy, sir,
but I will bring you the carte des vinsCopy !req
187. - when I've finished attending to this gentleman.
- Fine. No hurry.Copy !req
188. Good, how nice, how very thoughtful.Copy !req
189. I trust the beer is to
your satisfaction, sir?Copy !req
190. Yes, fine.Copy !req
191. Good. May I wish you bon appétit.Copy !req
192. Thank you.Copy !req
193. Manuel!Copy !req
194. Señor.Copy !req
195. - Would you fetch the wine list, please?
- Sí, señor.Copy !req
196. - The wine list.
- Sí?Copy !req
197. - The wine... vino.
- Señor.Copy !req
198. No, no. The list.Copy !req
199. There, there, the list!Copy !req
200. The list, there! The red... There!Copy !req
201. There!Copy !req
202. Thank you, Manuel.Copy !req
203. Go away.Copy !req
204. - Have you got a half bottle of the beaujolais?
- Yes.Copy !req
205. Oh, fine.Copy !req
206. Right! Never mind! Never mind!Copy !req
207. Manuel, another grapefruit
for table 12, please.Copy !req
208. Manuel! I do beg your pardon. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
209. - Throw it away.
- Qué?Copy !req
210. Throw it away.Copy !req
211. Throw it away?Copy !req
212. Throw it away!Copy !req
213. Now!Copy !req
214. Sorry.Copy !req
215. Sorry, sorry! Sorry about that.Copy !req
216. - Sorry about that.
- No, I like a bit of cabaret.Copy !req
217. - You left your sketch.
- Sorry.Copy !req
218. It's very good. Do you sell any?Copy !req
219. Enough to keep me in waitressing.Copy !req
220. One half bottle of beaujolais.Copy !req
221. - Sybil.
- Someone at reception, dear.Copy !req
222. Yes, yes, well, yes?Copy !req
223. Well, I was wondering if you could offer me
accommodation for a few nights?Copy !req
224. Well, have you booked?Copy !req
225. - I'm sorry?
- Have you booked?Copy !req
226. - No.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
227. Why, are you full?Copy !req
228. We're not full, we're not full.Copy !req
229. Of course we're not full!Copy !req
230. - I'd like...
- One moment, please.Copy !req
231. - Yes?
- A single room with a...Copy !req
232. Could I have your name?Copy !req
233. - Melbury.
- One second, please.Copy !req
234. Hello?Copy !req
235. Yes, Mr O'Reilly, well,
it's perfectly simple.Copy !req
236. When I asked you to build me a wall,Copy !req
237. I was rather hoping that instead of just
dumping the bricks in a pile,Copy !req
238. you might have found time
to cement them together,Copy !req
239. you know, one on top of the other,
in the traditional fashion.Copy !req
240. Could you fill it in, please?Copy !req
241. Splendid.Copy !req
242. Yes, but when, Mr O'Reilly?Copy !req
243. There, there!Copy !req
244. Yes, but when?Copy !req
245. Yes, yes, the flu, yes.Copy !req
246. Both names, please.Copy !req
247. Yes, I should have guessed, Mr O'Reilly,
that and the potato famine, I suppose.Copy !req
248. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
249. Would you put both your names, please?Copy !req
250. - Well, would you give me a date?
- Yeah, I only use one.Copy !req
251. You don't have a first name?Copy !req
252. No, I am Lord Melbury,
so I simply sign "Melbury."Copy !req
253. Go away.Copy !req
254. I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting,
Your Lordship.Copy !req
255. I do apologise, please forgive me.Copy !req
256. Is there something, anything,
that I can do for you? Anything at all?Copy !req
257. - Well, I have filled this in...
- Please don't bother with that.Copy !req
258. Now, a room? A special room, a single?Copy !req
259. A double? A suite?Copy !req
260. We don't have any suites,
but we do have some beautiful doubles...Copy !req
261. - No, just a single.
- Just a single. Absolutely!Copy !req
262. How very wise if I may say so, Your Honour.Copy !req
263. - With a bath?
- Naturally, naturally.Copy !req
264. Naturellement.Copy !req
265. - I shall be staying for one or two nights...
- Please. Manuel!Copy !req
266. - It's rather grey today, isn't it?
- Yes, it is, rather.Copy !req
267. Of course, usually down
here it's quite beautiful,Copy !req
268. but today is a real old rotter.Copy !req
269. Manuel.Copy !req
270. - Still, it's good for the wheat.
- Yes, I suppose so.Copy !req
271. I hear it's coming along wonderfully
at the moment.Copy !req
272. Thank God! I love the wheat.Copy !req
273. There's no sight like
a field of wheat waving in the...Copy !req
274. Waving in... Manuel!Copy !req
275. Well, how are you?
I mean if it's not a personal question.Copy !req
276. Well, it is a personal...
Let me take your cases for you.Copy !req
277. Thank you very much. They're just outside.Copy !req
278. Splendid. Thank you so much.
I won't be one moment.Copy !req
279. - Lord Melbury. May I introduce my wife?
- Yes, we have met.Copy !req
280. - My wife, may I introduce His Lordship?
- Thank you, Basil, we've sorted it out.Copy !req
281. Splendid, splendid.Copy !req
282. I wonder, could I deposit this case with you?
It's just a few valuables.Copy !req
283. Valuables, of course.
Please let me take it now.Copy !req
284. I'll put it in the safe straight away.Copy !req
285. - Sybil, would you put this in the safe, please?
- I'm just off to the kitchen, Basil.Copy !req
286. Well, if you're too busy.Copy !req
287. Nice to have met you, Lord Melbury.
Hope you enjoy your stay.Copy !req
288. - Thank you so much.
- I'll do it then, then I'll do the picture.Copy !req
289. I'll put this away in one
moment, Your Lord.Copy !req
290. Manuel, would you take
these cases to room 21.Copy !req
291. Qué?Copy !req
292. Take to room 21.Copy !req
293. No entender.Copy !req
294. Prenda las casos en... Doesn't matter.
I'll do it. Thank you, Manuel.Copy !req
295. - I take them.
- No, no, go away!Copy !req
296. Go and wait!Copy !req
297. - Wait?
- Wait.Copy !req
298. In there! Go and wait in there!Copy !req
299. Go and be a waiter in there!Copy !req
300. I do apologise, Your Lordship.
I'm afraid he's only just joined us.Copy !req
301. It'd be quicker to train a monkey.Copy !req
302. Do please follow me.Copy !req
303. I mean, if you're ready. There's no hurry.Copy !req
304. Oh, yes, yes, fine.Copy !req
305. Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
306. - Would you mind moving to that table?
- What?Copy !req
307. Could I ask you, please,
to move to that table over there?Copy !req
308. - But...
- I'm so sorry to trouble you.Copy !req
309. - We're halfway through.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
310. - This is Lord Melbury's table, you see?
- What?Copy !req
311. Lord Melbury. When he stays with us,
he always sits at this table.Copy !req
312. - Why did they put us here?
- Er, an oversight on my wife's part.Copy !req
313. I'm so sorry.
He's only just arrived, you see.Copy !req
314. Would you mind? Polly!
Would you help these people to that table?Copy !req
315. Thank you, thank you so much.Copy !req
316. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
317. Thank you.Copy !req
318. Lord Melbury.
Do please come this way, Your Lordship.Copy !req
319. I have your table over here
by the window as usual.Copy !req
320. Just here.Copy !req
321. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
322. Oh, my God!Copy !req
323. I think he's killed him!Copy !req
324. Get on with your meals! Thank you so much.Copy !req
325. Lord Melbury,
I really must apologise again...Copy !req
326. Please, please, think nothing of it.Copy !req
327. - But it was so...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
328. It was the smallest of accidents.
It could have occurred anywhere.Copy !req
329. - Yes, but...
- I've forgotten all about it.Copy !req
330. That's most... You're really...Copy !req
331. Your Lordship, would you allow me to offer
you dinner here tonight, as our guest?Copy !req
332. That's extremely kind of you.
Unfortunately, I have an engagement tonight.Copy !req
333. Actually...Copy !req
334. - Yes?
- There is one thing.Copy !req
335. Good! Good!Copy !req
336. I was wondering...
Can you cash me a small cheque?Copy !req
337. - I'm playing golf this afternoon...
- Delighted!Copy !req
338. and I'd rather not go into the town.Copy !req
339. Absolutely. I mean, how much?Copy !req
340. If it's not a rude question?Copy !req
341. Could you manage 50... 100?Copy !req
342. A hundred? Absolutely.Copy !req
343. Yes, I mean, will 100 be enough?Copy !req
344. I mean 150, two... 160?Copy !req
345. Let's see. That's dinner tonight, few tips.
And it's the weekend, isn't it?Copy !req
346. Would 200 be all right?Copy !req
347. Please! Tremendous!Copy !req
348. I'm so happy!Copy !req
349. I'll send someone to the town straightaway
and have it for you here when you get back.Copy !req
350. - Yes, that would be splendid.
- Thank you, Your Lordship.Copy !req
351. - Thank you so much.
- Not at all, my privilege.Copy !req
352. Breeding... I mean...Copy !req
353. Hello, dear.Copy !req
354. - What are you doing?
- I'm kissing you, dear.Copy !req
355. Well, don't.Copy !req
356. Just thought it might be nice to...Copy !req
357. I heard about lunch.Copy !req
358. - What? That. Think nothing of it.
- What?Copy !req
359. It was the smallest of accidents.
Could have happened anywhere.Copy !req
360. Anywhere?Copy !req
361. First you move that nice family
in the middle of their meal,Copy !req
362. and then you attack Lord
Melbury with a chair.Copy !req
363. Look, Sybil,
I've had a word with Lord Melbury about it.Copy !req
364. He was quite charming.Copy !req
365. It's delightful to have people
like that staying here.Copy !req
366. Sheer class, golf, baths, engagements,Copy !req
367. a couple of hundr... Horses.Copy !req
368. - I've never seen such tatty cases.
- Of course you haven't.Copy !req
369. It's only the true upper class
that would have tat like that.Copy !req
370. It's the whole point!Copy !req
371. - You don't know what I'm talking about.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
372. But don't ever move guests
in the middle of a meal again.Copy !req
373. And get that picture up.Copy !req
374. Sour old rat.Copy !req
375. Polly, would you do me a favour?Copy !req
376. When you're down in the
town this afternoon,Copy !req
377. would you just pop...Copy !req
378. Just between ourselves,
don't mention this to my wife,Copy !req
379. pop into the bank and just...Copy !req
380. Could somebody answer that, please?Copy !req
381. Hello!Copy !req
382. Is there nobody who can answer that?Copy !req
383. There must be someone.Copy !req
384. Not you.Copy !req
385. I'll never get it up.
I'll cancel my holiday, do it then.Copy !req
386. Hello, Fawlty Towers.Copy !req
387. Hello, Fawlty Towers. Hello, Brenda.Copy !req
388. Basil, it's 6:00.Copy !req
389. Polly, did you cash it?Copy !req
390. - Yes. Mr Fawlty?
- Good, good.Copy !req
391. - Could I have a word with you?
- What?Copy !req
392. - Could I speak to you for just a minute?
- Not now, Polly.Copy !req
393. - It's very important.
- Later, later.Copy !req
394. - Basil.
- I'm just going, dear.Copy !req
395. Thank you, thank you so much, Polly.Copy !req
396. - Good evening, Major.
- Evening, Fawlty.Copy !req
397. The usual?Copy !req
398. Why not? Indeed, yes.Copy !req
399. Why not? I've just been watching
one of those nature films on television.Copy !req
400. Oh, yes?Copy !req
401. Did you know the female gibbon
gestates for seven months?Copy !req
402. Seven months?Copy !req
403. - Well, I never...
- Here you are, Major.Copy !req
404. Seven... My word.Copy !req
405. Good evening, Mr Wareing.Copy !req
406. A gin and orange, a lemon squash
and a scotch and water, please.Copy !req
407. Certainly.Copy !req
408. Is there any part of the room
you'd like us to keep away from?Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. We'll be over there, then.Copy !req
411. - Seven. Well, well...
- Evening, Fawlty.Copy !req
412. Good evening, Lord Melbury.Copy !req
413. - Anywhere?
- Yes, anywhere, anywhere.Copy !req
414. Lord Melbury, may I offer you
a little aperitif as our guest?Copy !req
415. That's very kind of you.
Dry sherry, if you please.Copy !req
416. What else?Copy !req
417. Such... I don't know what.Copy !req
418. Je ne sais quoi?Copy !req
419. Exactly! Exactly!Copy !req
420. There you are, Sybil.Copy !req
421. - Good evening, Major.
- Evening, Mrs Fawlty.Copy !req
422. - There you are, Your Lordship.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
423. I see my little collection of coins
tickles your interest.Copy !req
424. What? Oh, yes, yes.Copy !req
425. All British empire, of course.Copy !req
426. Used to be quite a hobby of mine.
Little investment, too.Copy !req
427. Talking about... Did you manage to...Copy !req
428. Yes.Copy !req
429. - There you are, Your Lordship.
- Thank you, yes.Copy !req
430. Yes, you know, these sorts of things,
their value's soared this last couple of years.Copy !req
431. Have they really?Copy !req
432. Yes. You take my advice.Copy !req
433. You get them revalued,
and insure them for the full amount.Copy !req
434. Yes, I will.Copy !req
435. You can't take any risks
nowadays, I'm afraid.Copy !req
436. - No, quite.
- Well, I must be off.Copy !req
437. - Thank you very much, Your Lordship.
- Basil.Copy !req
438. Yes, I was just talking
to Lord Melbury, dear.Copy !req
439. A gin and orange, a lemon squash
and a scotch and water, please!Copy !req
440. I do apologise,
I was just talking to Lord...Copy !req
441. - Fawlty.
- Yes, Lord Melbury.Copy !req
442. I was thinking...
You see, I am having dinner tonightCopy !req
443. with the Duke of Buckleigh,
do you know him?Copy !req
444. Not personally, no.Copy !req
445. He's a great expert,
you know, Sotheby's and all that.Copy !req
446. Is he?Copy !req
447. Now if you like, I could take them with me,Copy !req
448. ask him to have a quick look at them,
and find their current value.Copy !req
449. - Would you really?
- Yes, certainly.Copy !req
450. I'll be off in a few moments.Copy !req
451. - Well, that's really so...
- Basil.Copy !req
452. I'm talking to Lord Melbury!Copy !req
453. A gin and orange, a lemon squash
and a scotch and water, please!Copy !req
454. All right! All right!Copy !req
455. - Mr Fawlty...
- Was that Lord Melbury? Has he gone?Copy !req
456. I rang, Mr Fawlty, I must speak with you.Copy !req
457. - What? Can't you see I'm busy?
- It's very important.Copy !req
458. - Can we talk in there?
- I can't.Copy !req
459. - Basil!
- It's very important!Copy !req
460. I'm dealing with something important
out here, Sybil. Thank you.Copy !req
461. Yes? Yes, right, well,
yes, yes, what is it?Copy !req
462. - It's about Lord Melbury.
- Yes?Copy !req
463. He's not Lord Melbury.
He's a confidence trickster.Copy !req
464. - I beg your pardon?
- Mr Brown told me.Copy !req
465. Mr Brown's from the CID.Copy !req
466. They've been watching Melbury because
he's pulling some big con trick in the town.Copy !req
467. They're going to arrest him when he leaves here,
so as not to cause you embarrassment.Copy !req
468. - But he asked me to tell you...
- How nice of him!Copy !req
469. Please, Mr Fawlty...Copy !req
470. I don't know what other tales Mr Brown
of MI5 has been impressing you with.Copy !req
471. He's a con man.Copy !req
472. Yes, of course, it stands out a mile, doesn't it?
He's so common.Copy !req
473. Unlike that cockney git whose ulterior motive
will soon no doubt become apparent to you,Copy !req
474. poor, innocent,
misguided child that you are.Copy !req
475. - Basil, what's going on?
- Nothing, my dear, nothing at all.Copy !req
476. - Mrs Fawlty...
- Now look!Copy !req
477. - Yes, Polly?
- I don't know what she's...Copy !req
478. - Basil!
- Mr Brown is from the CID.Copy !req
479. He showed me identification.Copy !req
480. They're watching Melbury.
He's a confidence trickster.Copy !req
481. - I see.
- What do you mean, you see?Copy !req
482. - Let's have a look at these valuables.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
483. Sybil, I forbid you to open that safe!
Sybil, I forbid you to take that case out!Copy !req
484. Sybil, do not open that case, I forbid it!Copy !req
485. I never thought I would live to see the dayCopy !req
486. when a peer of the realm,Copy !req
487. entrusts to us, a case of valuablesCopy !req
488. in trust...Copy !req
489. - I'll call the police.
- They're already here, Mr Brown's outside.Copy !req
490. Someone at reception, Basil.Copy !req
491. Ah. Erm...Copy !req
492. All right. Good evening.Copy !req
493. - I believe you were expecting us.
- No, I was expecting somebody else.Copy !req
494. Sir Richard and Lady Morris.Copy !req
495. - Yes, them as well.
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
496. - How did you know?
- What?Copy !req
497. You're Sir Richard and Lady Morris,
I do beg your pardon.Copy !req
498. I was just think...Copy !req
499. Would you mind filling this out, please?Copy !req
500. We've given you room...Copy !req
501. Fawlty.Copy !req
502. Mr Fawlty to you, Lord Melbury.Copy !req
503. - I beg your pardon?
- Nothing, please forget all about it.Copy !req
504. Here's the cheque for £200.Copy !req
505. Thank you so much.Copy !req
506. Now, about my priceless
collection of coins?Copy !req
507. Yes, do you still...Copy !req
508. Do I still want you to take them to be
valued by the Duke of Buckleigh, My Lord?Copy !req
509. - Yes.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
510. Because we've just heard
that the Duke of Buckleigh is dead.Copy !req
511. Yes, got his head knocked
off by a golf ball.Copy !req
512. Tragic! Tragic!Copy !req
513. Well, how are you, Lord Melbury?Copy !req
514. 'Ow are yer then? All right, mate?Copy !req
515. 'Ow's me old mucker?Copy !req
516. Any valuables to deposit, Sir Richard?Copy !req
517. Any bricks?Copy !req
518. I do apologise... You bastard!Copy !req
519. We've given you room 12
with the view overlooking the park.Copy !req
520. I'm sure you'll like it.Copy !req
521. We'll have your bags brought up
and may I introduce your wife?Copy !req
522. Hello, Lord Melbury!Copy !req
523. - Bastard!
- Basil!Copy !req
524. Please think nothing of it.Copy !req
525. Do please excuse me one moment.Copy !req
526. - I beg your pardon?
- The Morrises are leaving.Copy !req
527. Where are you going?Copy !req
528. - What are you doing?
- We're leaving!Copy !req
529. Don't, please stay, you'll like it here.Copy !req
530. I've never been in such a place in my life.Copy !req
531. You snobs!Copy !req
532. You stupid, stuck-up,
toffee-nosed, half-wittedCopy !req
533. upper-class piles of pus!Copy !req
534. - Sorry, Mr Fawlty.
- Just one, please.Copy !req
535. Sorry, Mr Fawlty.Copy !req
536. Well, I'd better put the picture up.Copy !req
537. Thank you, Polly, for the...Copy !req
538. - Well done, Manuel.
- Qué?Copy !req
539. Oh... Olé.Copy !req
540. Sorry about that, Mr Fawlty,
can I buy you a drink?Copy !req
541. No, I'd better put this up, I suppose.Copy !req
542. Basil.Copy !req
543. A gin and orange,Copy !req
544. a lemon squash and a scotch
and water, please!Copy !req
545. Right!Copy !req
546. Come on.Copy !req