1. Mr. Nygaard?
Ripped By mstollCopy !req
2. Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
3. Yeah.
She's a beaut.Copy !req
4. Got the low-water feature,
but don't skimp on torque.Copy !req
5. Am I taking the old one?Copy !req
6. Yeah, if that's... They said on
the phone it'd be no problem.Copy !req
7. Oh, sure.
It's no problem.Copy !req
8. The T-160? Hmm, yeah.Copy !req
9. Geez. I see why
you're trading her in.Copy !req
10. She's a real lemon.
Motor mount.Copy !req
11. Chinese used plastic screws.
Bet she bucked like a bronco.Copy !req
12. You do not know
the half of it.Copy !req
13. Stopped making 'em pretty quick.
Recalled, I think.Copy !req
14. Surprised to see her,
truth be told.Copy !req
15. You'd be better off washing
your clothes between two rocks.Copy !req
16. You know what I mean?Copy !req
17. They got Chaz up at
Faribault till the trial.Copy !req
18. Gordo's at Red Wing.Copy !req
19. Which is...Copy !req
20. Well, you know...
At least they're close.Copy !req
21. His lawyer thinks we can
plea it down to probation.Copy !req
22. Time served.Copy !req
23. For murder?Copy !req
24. No, Gordo...Copy !req
25. On the gun charge.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
26. Chaz? Well, good riddance.
Don't care what that man gets.Copy !req
27. No, sir,
not after what he did.Copy !req
28. Killing my wife,
you mean?Copy !req
29. Oh, well, yeah.
Yeah, of course, that.Copy !req
30. But also...Copy !req
31. Well, I mean,
look at me.Copy !req
32. I was Miss Hubbard County,
for Pete's sake.Copy !req
33. You don't cheat on
Miss Hubbard County.Copy !req
34. I just don't believe
it, you know.Copy !req
35. I mean'
just three weeks ago,Copy !req
36. we were sitting around
the table eating ham.Copy !req
37. And now Gordo's having
his night terrors again.Copy !req
38. Plus, we have to sell everything
lo pay the legal bills.Copy !req
39. Did you know... Chaz bought
a time share in a boat?Copy !req
40. I didn't even know
that was a thing.Copy !req
41. Yeah, it's a thing.Copy !req
42. So if there's anything
from the house you want...Copy !req
43. You know, like I was thinking
maybe Chars hunting gear?Copy !req
44. I boxed it up for you. Not
sure it's anything you want.Copy !req
45. Oh, sure. That'd be
fine, thank you.Copy !req
46. Well... (CLEARS THROAT) listen,
if there's anything I can do.Copy !req
47. Oh, no... Lester,
you are so sweet.Copy !req
48. I am the one who
should be saying thatCopy !req
49. after what he did
to you, my husband.Copy !req
50. Oh, what'd you get?Copy !req
51. New washer.
The old one...Copy !req
52. Well, I had to get rid of
everything from the basement.Copy !req
53. On account of all the...Copy !req
54. You deserve it, Lester.Copy !req
55. All good things.Copy !req
56. You deserve.Copy !req
57. Back to it then?Copy !req
58. Looks like. Doc
cleared me for duty, so...Copy !req
59. More flowers came
for you from Duluth.Copy !req
60. A smarter man would think
you were being wooed.Copy !req
61. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
62. Put 'em up where we
can see 'em at least.Copy !req
63. So, you got a strategy
on this Lester thing?Copy !req
64. Well, I'm just gonna walk in
and say, "Bill..."Copy !req
65. If you think it's best...Copy !req
66. Direct approach.Copy !req
67. Your point being?Copy !req
68. Got no point.Copy !req
69. Okay. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
70. Chief, are you busy?Copy !req
71. What's that?Copy !req
72. Said, "Are you busy?" Got a
request for your attendance.Copy !req
73. Can it wait? I just ate an omelet...
Waiting for it to digestCopy !req
74. Oh, yeah?
What kind?Copy !req
75. It was mushrooms
and cheese.Copy !req
76. Sally make it?
Yeah.Copy !req
77. She wrapped it in tin
foil to keep it warm.Copy !req
78. Molly needs you
is the thing.Copy !req
79. Asked me to see if you'd
come down to the staff room.Copy !req
80. She's back already?Copy !req
81. Yeah.
Hmm.Copy !req
82. Thought I had another day.Copy !req
83. All right.Copy !req
84. Let's go see what
we're gonna do today.Copy !req
85. There she is,
the gunfighter.Copy !req
86. Hey, Chief.Copy !req
87. Nice collage, you take up basket
weaving too in your downtime?Copy !req
88. Yeah, it's just some loose
ends I wanted to...Copy !req
89. Molly, before you... (CLEARS
THROAT) I want you to know...Copy !req
90. I'm not too proud
to say I was wrongCopy !req
91. on the Lester case.
I had the wrong idea.Copy !req
92. I thought it was
a drifter thing.Copy !req
93. Which was the wrong
way to go, clearly.Copy !req
94. But, you know, some good police
work, and we caught the guy, so...Copy !req
95. That's the problem,Copy !req
96. actually, um...Copy !req
97. Is that you're still...Copy !req
98. (SIGHS) Still what?Copy !req
99. Wrong.Copy !req
100. I mean. No disrespect.
It's just...Copy !req
101. It doesn't make any sense.
I mean, the brother?Copy !req
102. With all the things
we know are true.Copy !req
103. And I've been lying in bed
just thinking about this.Copy !req
104. For example, okay, if
it was the brother,Copy !req
105. then how do we explain the phone
call from Lester's to the motel...Copy !req
106. Molly! Darn it! Now just...
You can't keep going over...Copy !req
107. It's time.
You gotta let it go.Copy !req
108. We did our job. The brother
Nygaard killed the wife.Copy !req
109. And he cornered
and shot the Chief.Copy !req
110. And Lester was
covering for himCopy !req
111. on account of
the brother thing.Copy !req
112. Which explains...Copy !req
113. We had drinks
to celebrate.Copy !req
114. I had a greyhound.Copy !req
115. And Knutson had...
What was it with the cherry?Copy !req
116. Rob Roy.
Rob Roy. Yeah.Copy !req
117. You had a few of them if I'm not...
Mistaken. (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
118. What about the Hess case?
What about it?Copy !req
119. Still open. Yeah?Copy !req
120. Yeah. No. See...Copy !req
121. We're checking to see if the
hooker had a boyfriend,Copy !req
122. jealous type...Copy !req
123. You know, didn't like her getting
tooled by every Tom, Dick and Jane.Copy !req
124. But otherwise...
Who's working that now?Copy !req
125. Terry.Copy !req
126. Well, that's good.
Yeah.Copy !req
127. Except Terry doesn't know
which end of the mop to useCopy !req
128. to wash the floor.Copy !req
129. He's not the brightest bulb.
I'll give you that.Copy !req
130. But he's soldiering through.Copy !req
131. Well, good for him.Copy !req
132. Except I'm back now.Copy !req
133. No.
Chief, please...Copy !req
134. Now, Molly... Deputy, now
I would give it to you.Copy !req
135. I would.Copy !req
136. Except we both
know in two days,Copy !req
137. I'd be back in this room with you
pointing at names on that whiteboard,Copy !req
138. and me chewing my tie.Copy !req
139. Chief, for Pete's sake,
I've got evidenceCopy !req
140. that puts Lester
Nygaard in a roomCopy !req
141. with a known killer on the
day of the Hess murder,Copy !req
142. and then the next night,
Lester called the guy.Copy !req
143. He called him at the motel...
Look!Copy !req
144. You can't... That's just
how it is sometimes.Copy !req
145. Life. You go to bed unsatisfied.Copy !req
146. They're calling the
lottery numbers on the TVCopy !req
147. and you get
the first few.Copy !req
148. And already
in your mind,Copy !req
149. you're buying a jet or
a fjord or whatever.Copy !req
150. But it's just
not meant to be.Copy !req
151. It's just not
meant to be.Copy !req
152. Hey. Look, we're all
real glad to have you back.Copy !req
153. Okay? You're a heck
of a police officer.Copy !req
154. Tell her about the cake.
Yeah.Copy !req
155. The guys are gonna have
a cake for you later.Copy !req
156. Try to look surprised.
It's really something.Copy !req
157. It's got an assault rifle
on top, made of frosting.Copy !req
158. Which I don't know how they do that.
But...Copy !req
159. Heya, Lester.
I like your tie.Copy !req
160. Thank you. I got it online.
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
161. Uh-huh.
Hmm.Copy !req
162. Jacket, too.Copy !req
163. I was a bit nervous
about it at first.Copy !req
164. Had to send the jacket
back once actually.Copy !req
165. It was...
Too big in the arms.Copy !req
166. Well, I think
you look terrific.Copy !req
167. (LAUGHING) on.Copy !req
168. And... I was thinking of making
some chili on Saturday night.Copy !req
169. If you maybe
wanted to join me?Copy !req
170. Where is he?Copy !req
171. You son of a bitch.
(DOOR SLAMS)Copy !req
172. I'm gonna bust your balls.Copy !req
173. You want me to do it, Ma?
Yeah, Ma, want us to?Copy !req
174. Shut up!Copy !req
175. I am gonna
bust your balls.Copy !req
176. Now, Mrs. Hess,
what can I do for...Copy !req
177. Don't you
"Mrs. Hess“ me.Copy !req
178. I was picking your pubes
out of my teeth 12 hours ago.Copy !req
179. And then I get this?Copy !req
180. That is...
This is highly irregular.Copy !req
181. I'll make some calls.Copy !req
182. Liar!
Mrs. Hess.Copy !req
183. Liar. You knew
the whole time...Copy !req
184. No, Mrs...Copy !req
185. Gina, this is...Copy !req
186. Listen, I'm gonna
make some calls.Copy !req
187. Like I said, I was
speaking to the guyCopy !req
188. from Mid Claims
just yesterday.Copy !req
189. He didn't mention
a single thing.Copy !req
190. I let you come
inside of me.Copy !req
191. That's really gross. Yeah,
Ma, don't talk like that.Copy !req
192. We don't need to bring
that into the conversation.Copy !req
193. You are gonna get me my
money, you little shit.Copy !req
194. $2 million, you've got
until the end of the day.Copy !req
195. Or show him
what we'll do.Copy !req
196. Jesus! All right.
All right.Copy !req
197. Sorry, loser.
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
198. Me, too.Copy !req
199. Ow.
Ow.Copy !req
200. Yeah!Copy !req
201. So are we calm?
Are we calm?Copy !req
202. Now here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna make some calls.Copy !req
203. Like I said.Copy !req
204. Because this is
the first that I've...Copy !req
205. But if it's true, if Sam
did miss some payments,Copy !req
206. then, well, they're
within their rights to...Copy !req
207. I think we might
have a problem here.Copy !req
208. That was...Copy !req
209. I'm sorry you had
to see that, Linda.Copy !req
210. No, I'm... That was...Copy !req
211. You're amazing.Copy !req
212. He'll be right out.Copy !req
213. Follow.Copy !req
214. Sir? We...Copy !req
215. What Agent Pepper is trying to
say, the Syndicate spree killing,Copy !req
216. yes, technically, we were there outside...
In our car... While it was...Copy !req
217. But you have to...Copy !req
218. You have to see
it as a positiveCopy !req
219. because it leaves us,
myself and Agent Budge,Copy !req
220. it leaves us...
Poised.Copy !req
221. That's the word we like.
Poised to catch this guy.Copy !req
222. Because, sir, first of
all, we got this photoCopy !req
223. from an ATM
across the street.Copy !req
224. It captures our...
A single individualCopy !req
225. who's clearly
armed and about to...Copy !req
226. Now, the photo is
not great, but...Copy !req
227. I... We were thinking
definitely white male.Copy !req
228. Sir?Copy !req
229. Listen. Sir...Copy !req
230. This is where you work now.Copy !req
231. We are highly effective,
highly trained...Copy !req
232. I have a commendation.Copy !req
233. A commendation?Copy !req
234. That's your...Copy !req
235. Okay.Copy !req
236. Okay. It's...Copy !req
237. We're still good. We're still alive.
He could have...Copy !req
238. It could be worse, right?
Much, much worse.Copy !req
239. This right here?
Two weeks... Tops.Copy !req
240. Just wants to see us sweat a little...
Feel the...Copy !req
241. I mean, it's only fair.Copy !req
242. I can see thatCopy !req
243. We did...Copy !req
244. I mean,
22 people did get killed,Copy !req
245. and we're sitting
in the car like a couple of...Copy !req
246. Yeah, we're okay.
We're all right.Copy !req
247. I've never heard
of a deaf hit man.Copy !req
248. Carolina Murphy
had his tongueCopy !req
249. cut out by an Indian
back in the '80s.Copy !req
250. He worked a little after that,
but never quite the same.Copy !req
251. Buzz Mead.
You know Buzz?Copy !req
252. He was born
with just a socket.Copy !req
253. He used to take
his glass eye outCopy !req
254. at parties and
drop it in his drink.Copy !req
255. He was a shit shot though.Copy !req
256. Now the other fella,
your partner.Copy !req
257. He can hear just fine.Copy !req
258. We had a kind of chat
before I cut his throat.Copy !req
259. You're unemployed now,
by the wayCopy !req
260. in case you don't
read the papers.Copy !req
261. I'll kill you!Copy !req
262. I watched a bear once.
Its leg was in a steel trap.Copy !req
263. It chewed through
bloody bone to get free.Copy !req
264. That was in Alaska.Copy !req
265. It died about an hour later,
face down in a stream.Copy !req
266. Well, it was on his
own terms, you know?Copy !req
267. You got close...Copy !req
268. Closer than anybody else.Copy !req
269. I don't know if it was you
or your partner, but look...Copy !req
270. If you still feel raw about things
when you heal up, come see me.Copy !req
271. Just me and Bill, right?Copy !req
272. Slow night...
And the call comes in.Copy !req
273. He don't like when
I tell this story.Copy !req
274. Heard you
got some flowers.Copy !req
275. Yeah, some people do love
to flap their lips.Copy !req
276. More than once
is what I heard.Copy !req
277. Well, there's a suitor...
Is all I'm prepared to say.Copy !req
278. Vern was so bad
at courtship.Copy !req
279. One time he gave me
a bouquet of poison ivy.Copy !req
280. Picked it himself.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
281. He's up in Duluth...Copy !req
282. My gentleman.Copy !req
283. Has a daughter.Copy !req
284. What's his name?Copy !req
285. They call him Sergio.Copy !req
286. He's a pirate,
I think.Copy !req
287. Very funny, you.
Well.Copy !req
288. (CLEARS THROAT) Yours is the
one with the icing clip.Copy !req
289. And, Ida, your frosting comes
from the barrel. I think.Copy !req
290. Good to have everyone together
again, don't you think?Copy !req
291. It's like one big, happy...Copy !req
292. Which is good, is all.Copy !req
293. I wanted to thank you...
For catching the guy.Copy !req
294. Not me.
I was in bed.Copy !req
295. Stop. You were in the
hospital with a bullet.Copy !req
296. No.Copy !req
297. Bill may have made the arrest, but
we both know who did the real work.Copy !req
298. He's not convicted yet.Copy !req
299. I mean,
not all the evidence...Copy !req
300. For me,
there are still...Copy !req
301. But, yeah, no, I'm...
Glad it's behind us.Copy !req
302. Ugh.Copy !req
303. Deputy Solverson.Copy !req
304. Yeah, hi. It's Gus...Copy !req
305. Grimly.Copy !req
306. Oh, yeah, hi.Copy !req
307. So, what's happening then?Copy !req
308. You know, on patrol.Copy !req
309. Oh, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
310. I helped a fella who got his
privates stuck to a mailbox.Copy !req
311. Oh.Copy !req
312. Didn't like his mail?Copy !req
313. Something like that.Copy !req
314. There's the hearing tomorrow
on the shooting.Copy !req
315. Oh, yeah.
That's...Copy !req
316. That's tomorrow.Copy !req
317. Well, just tell the truth.Copy !req
318. Don't you think?Copy !req
319. It was a white out,Copy !req
320. and you saw a shadow
and you shot at it.Copy !req
321. But leave out the part...Copy !req
322. Leave out the part where
the person you shot was me.Copy !req
323. I am really sorry about that.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
324. Yeah. I gathered from
the volume of flowers.Copy !req
325. Too much?
No.Copy !req
326. No, it's nice.Copy !req
327. So... (CLEARS THROAT) I saw
in the paper this morning,Copy !req
328. the logging festival's
coming upCopy !req
329. over in your neck of the...Copy !req
330. And Greta, she really
likes going in that.Copy !req
331. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
332. Yeah? Good.Copy !req
333. Good. Well, maybe...Copy !req
334. I mean,
maybe we'll see you there.Copy !req
335. Yeah, a certainty
if we go together.Copy !req
336. Yeah. Yeah, that's...Copy !req
337. You're right about that.Copy !req
338. And when you're right,
you're right.Copy !req
339. On Friday, there's chainsaw carving, and...
All you can eat.Copy !req
340. And on Saturday they
roast a pig underground.Copy !req
341. I've never had it, but
it's supposed to be good.Copy !req
342. Oh, I didn't know that
you could do that.Copy !req
343. On Sundays, they do a
pie-eating contest.Copy !req
344. Yeah, yeah. No... I like
to just go for the food.Copy !req
345. Greta likes all the different
contests they have.Copy !req
346. Have you ever
seen the guys,Copy !req
347. they go all the way up
to the top of the tree...Copy !req
348. They've got like bells
and the spikey shoes...Copy !req
349. Dad? Come in, Dad.
Over.Copy !req
350. Dad here, come back.Copy !req
351. What's the deal
with dinner? Oven.Copy !req
352. Yeah, just finishing up. Thought
we'd do tacos tonight. Over.Copy !req
353. Okay. Don't forget the red sauce.
Over and out.Copy !req
354. I'm home!Copy !req
355. You forgot the food,
didn't you?Copy !req
356. Mom home?
Yeah.Copy !req
357. That your dad?Copy !req
358. Did he remember
the red sauce?Copy !req
359. Oh, shoot.
I can go back.Copy !req
360. No. It's okay.Copy !req
361. I think we got some left
from last time.Copy !req
362. Go get changed up,
you, and let's eat.Copy !req
363. I'm starving.
Yeah.Copy !req
364. Just put 'em on the table.
Okay.Copy !req
365. Thanks, Greta.Copy !req
366. Okay.Copy !req
367. Dad wants to know
about the game Sunday.Copy !req
368. Watch at his place or...Copy !req
369. I thought we could watch it here.
I could make that pasta thing.Copy !req
370. Um.Copy !req
371. The one with the peas?Copy !req
372. Capers.
You liked it last time.Copy !req
373. Oh, don't forget we got that thing at
Ida's on Saturday... The anniversary.Copy !req
374. No. I remember. It was a
week before I met you.Copy !req
375. Anniversary of what?Copy !req
376. It's just your...Copy !req
377. Molly had a friend of hers
that got killed last year.Copy !req
378. So we'll go over there
and pay our respects.Copy !req
379. It was...
Vern, right?Copy !req
380. Yeah. He was the Chief before Bill.
Hired me.Copy !req
381. Ida, the lady with the baby...
Yeah?Copy !req
382. Is his wife.Copy !req
383. Which, speaking of, she asked
if we could bring drinks.Copy !req
384. Yeah, I still got some of
that Halloween beer I made.Copy !req
385. I seem to remember you
spitting that on the floor.Copy !req
386. Yeah, I'll go to the store.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
387. You okay?
Oh, sure.Copy !req
388. Just hard to sit that long.
Legs go to sleep.Copy !req
389. FBI.Copy !req
390. Hi.Copy !req
391. Deputy Solverson again,
Bemidji police.Copy !req
392. Yes?Copy !req
393. I called a couple times
now aboutCopy !req
394. the Fargo
Syndicate massacreCopy !req
395. howl might know
the fella responsibleCopy !req
396. meaning he's
a suspect in a case.Copy !req
397. Yeah, I see your
name on the computer.Copy !req
398. Looks like those suspicions were
investigated and dismissed.Copy !req
399. Yeah. They sent a fella down,
but I'm not sure he really...Copy !req
400. Do you have any
new information?Copy !req
401. No. No, I just...Copy !req
402. A lot of people are dead.
So...Copy !req
403. I'll put a note on the
file that you called.Copy !req
404. Okay, but...Copy !req
405. I wouldn't expect
a call back though.Copy !req
406. We're pretty busy these days,
with the PATRIOT Act and all.Copy !req
407. File room.Copy !req
408. A room with files.Copy !req
409. Say you took
one of 'em out.Copy !req
410. Took it where?Copy !req
411. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
412. Say you took one
of the files out...Copy !req
413. Is it still the file room?Copy !req
414. Pizza today, right?Copy !req
415. In the cafeteria.
Or is it meatloaf?Copy !req
416. No, I'm saying that
you and I both agreeCopy !req
417. that the file room
minus one fileCopy !req
418. is still the file room.Copy !req
419. Now, say you took another one out.
And then another.Copy !req
420. If the file room minus one
file is still the file room,Copy !req
421. and you keep subtracting
one at a time,Copy !req
422. you could end up
with zero files.Copy !req
423. I'm saying, logically
or even negative files.Copy !req
424. And it would still be the... How
do you have negative files?Copy !req
425. No. I'm just...
Logically, I'm saying.Copy !req
426. Except no one's taking files.
They just bring more.Copy !req
427. What about a cemetery,
I mean,Copy !req
428. remove one body from a cemetery,
it's still a cemetery.Copy !req
429. But a cemetery
with no bodies,Copy !req
430. what's that?Copy !req
431. Condos.Copy !req
432. Okay, and this is... Well,
these are my officers, so...Copy !req
433. Where is everybody?Copy !req
434. Coffee run.
Who's this then?Copy !req
435. This is Tahir. He's...Copy !req
436. Hey.Copy !req
437. Hello, I am Tahir.Copy !req
438. I'm Molly,
Deputy Solverson.Copy !req
439. Yeah. So remember I told you me and
Sally were taking in a foster?Copy !req
440. Yeah, from Africa.Copy !req
441. Yeah, except...
lam from Sudan.Copy !req
442. You know Lost Boy?Copy !req
443. I sure do.Copy !req
444. Welcome to America. I thought
there was a problem though.Copy !req
445. Oh, I'll say!
The kid disappeared.Copy !req
446. Disappeared how?Copy !req
447. Oh, tell her the story.
Oh. Ha.Copy !req
448. This is the craziest thing. All right?
Go on. You tell her.Copy !req
449. In my village, I tend goats.
You know goats?Copy !req
450. Uh-huh.Copy !req
451. One day, men came
and kill everyone.Copy !req
452. Mothers, fathers,
brothers, sisters.Copy !req
453. Geez.Copy !req
454. I alone am free.Copy !req
455. Three days I walk,
then I meet nice people...Copy !req
456. Americans.Copy !req
457. These nice people put me
airplane to America.Copy !req
458. Land of free.Copy !req
459. Home of brave.Copy !req
460. Yeah, to us.Copy !req
461. He's coming to live with us.
Go on.Copy !req
462. At the airport, man
says, "Take bag?"Copy !req
463. He says, "Get in the car,"
but he doesn't come back.Copy !req
464. Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it?
A refugee.Copy !req
465. One day and one night,
I wait at the airport,Copy !req
466. but this man,
he does not come back.Copy !req
467. I had no money
and no paper.Copy !req
468. Nice woman says,
"Tell policeman,“Copy !req
469. but I am afraid. I told her
I have a family waiting...Copy !req
470. Nice family...
American family.Copy !req
471. But the name is in
the bag and the number.Copy !req
472. Nice woman give me coat
and money to take the bus.Copy !req
473. So not all bad.Copy !req
474. I take the bus
to the city.Copy !req
475. But I am very hungry,
four days I no eat.Copy !req
476. Then I see a store.Copy !req
477. You know...Copy !req
478. "July in January"?Copy !req
479. Phoenix Farms.Copy !req
480. Yes, Phoenix Farms.Copy !req
481. Should Hell her this?Copy !req
482. So... He shoplifts...Copy !req
483. Takes some food.Copy !req
484. In fact he does it every
day for, how long?Copy !req
485. Three months.
Three months.Copy !req
486. Meanwhile, we're frantic.Copy !req
487. You remember? All those phone calls?
Me raising my voice?Copy !req
488. "How could you lose a kid from
Africa in freaking Minnesota?"Copy !req
489. Every day I steal food,
but... I am ashamed.Copy !req
490. I don't want to steal.Copy !req
491. I want to work,
but what work can I do?Copy !req
492. Then a week ago,
Sally and I areCopy !req
493. heading into
the city to the ballet.Copy !req
494. You went to the ballet?Copy !req
495. Sally likes the ballet, yeah, so...
Go ahead, finish.Copy !req
496. I am looking around the store.
Skittles and peanut butter cups.Copy !req
497. Then this man grabs me,
I think I am arrested.Copy !req
498. It's me, is the
point of the story.Copy !req
499. All those weeks
looking for the kid...Copy !req
500. Writing letters, making phone calls.
We even put up flyers.Copy !req
501. And then, I stop by a supermarket
in a city I don't live,Copy !req
502. all so Sally can have Chex Mix at
the ballet, and there's the kid.Copy !req
503. What are the odds?Copy !req
504. I can't even imagine.Copy !req
505. I am so worried...Copy !req
506. And thinking lam arrested,Copy !req
507. but Mr. Bill is hugging
me and crying.Copy !req
508. Well, you know...
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
509. And look where I am at. Who I'm with.
My... American family.Copy !req
510. Sally says it's a miracle.
I don't know. It might be.Copy !req
511. But don't question the
universe, that's my motto.Copy !req
512. Sometimes
things just work out.Copy !req
513. Yeah, I like to
think that's true.Copy !req
514. We found ya, buddy.
We found ya.Copy !req
515. (ON TV) It causes you to have hallucinations.
(ON TV) What?Copy !req
516. I'll be glad to
explain it to you.Copy !req
517. It's a sort of a nightmareCopy !req
518. where your dreams go pell-mell,
helter-skelter and amok.Copy !req
519. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
520. Pell-mell!Copy !req
521. Hello. Inspector Clancy
speaking. What?Copy !req
522. You need something?Copy !req
523. (WHISPERS) No, I'm good.
Go back to sleep.Copy !req
524. Stand back, everybody. I've got
you covered, stand back.Copy !req
525. What's the meaning of this? Police
parading all over the hotel.Copy !req
526. Who sent for you?
Why are you here?Copy !req
527. This is Mr. William's suite.Copy !req
528. Mr. Williams
has been murdered.Copy !req
529. Quiet, everybody.
You'll be quiet.Copy !req
530. And that goes for all of you.Copy !req
531. Yeah, the chief is right.
Noise, bed-ly-ham, who can think?Copy !req
532. Well, you can't.
So shut up. Where's the body?Copy !req
533. In there.Copy !req
534. Now what did
you do that for?Copy !req
535. Isn't a girl
supposed to screamCopy !req
536. when she knows she's
gonna see a dead body?Copy !req
537. Quiet. Now come on
in here, all of you.Copy !req
538. We're doing good.Copy !req
539. I'm up.Copy !req
540. Sorry.Copy !req
541. I was just saying
we're doing good.Copy !req
542. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
543. We got everything we need.Copy !req
544. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
545. Well, I'm going
to sleep.Copy !req
546. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
547. (ON TV) Oh, it's
Jeff, the night porter.Copy !req
548. I left him here
to watch the body.Copy !req
549. (GROANING)
What happened?Copy !req
550. What happened?Copy !req
551. I was standing around,
scared stiff,Copy !req
552. and all of a sudden,
the lights went out.Copy !req
553. Then something
hit me on the head,Copy !req
554. and then the lights
went out again.Copy !req
555. That's all I know and that's all
I'm gonna wait around to find out.Copy !req
556. Stun Meadows,
everybody! Give it up.Copy !req
557. How does he do it?Copy !req
558. Check your wallets,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
559. Make sure he didn't
make those vanish, too.Copy !req
560. It's been a big
year for insurance...Copy !req
561. A banner year.
Reserve trends are up.Copy !req
562. And...Copy !req
563. Loss ratios are down
a whopping 17%.Copy !req
564. Those are just numbers.Copy !req
565. We all know that behind
every insurance policy...Copy !req
566. And the reinsurance policy
covering that policy,Copy !req
567. there's a salesman.Copy !req
568. A man or woman knocking
on doors, making calls,Copy !req
569. matching people and businesses with
the right plan for their needs,Copy !req
570. And so without further delay,
I give you...Copy !req
571. Insurance Salesman of the Year 2007...
Lester Nygaard!Copy !req
572. Thank you.Copy !req
573. Thank you so much.Copy !req
574. Thank you so much. That...Copy !req
575. Oh, geez,
that's a real honor.Copy !req
576. Um...Copy !req
577. Now...Copy !req
578. I knew I should
have memorized this.Copy !req
579. It suddenly doesn't look...Copy !req
580. Speak from the heart.
Speak from the heart. Okay.Copy !req
581. Those of you that know me,Copy !req
582. know it's been a tough year
for me personally.Copy !req
583. And that I wouldn't
have gotten through itCopy !req
584. without the love and support
of my beautiful wife, Linda.Copy !req
585. Let's give her a hand.
(ALL APPLAUDING)Copy !req
586. I love you.Copy !req
587. You can go through
your whole life...Copy !req
588. Without a care.Copy !req
589. And one day,
it all changes.Copy !req
590. People die.
They lose their homes.Copy !req
591. They go to prison.Copy !req
592. It's calamity. I know
it, 'cause I lived it.Copy !req
593. And if this year has
taught me anything...Copy !req
594. Believe me,
I've seen it all.Copy !req
595. It's that
the worst does happen...Copy !req
596. And you need to be insured. Thank
you so much. It's a great honor.Copy !req
597. So proud of ya, Lester.Copy !req
598. Aw, thanks, hon.Copy !req
599. (SIGHS) You tired?Copy !req
600. Oh, aren't you?Copy !req
601. Well...Copy !req
602. Um...Copy !req
603. No. Actually, I'm feeling
pretty keyed up.Copy !req
604. I might grab
a nightcap at the bar.Copy !req
605. You want me to go...
No, no, no.Copy !req
606. You go up to bed.
I'll be up shortly.Copy !req
607. Just... It's my night.Copy !req
608. I'm sorry,
I'm such a downer.Copy !req
609. You're a sunny day.Copy !req
610. Go on.
I'll be up presently.Copy !req
611. Hi.
Hey. Big night, huh?Copy !req
612. Salesman of the Year.
Oh.Copy !req
613. Drugs?Copy !req
614. Insurance.
Ah.Copy !req
615. They really give an award to the
guy who sells the most drugs?Copy !req
616. (CHUCKLES) Pharmaceuticals.
That makes more sense.Copy !req
617. So what are you drinking?Copy !req
618. Something dangerous.
Let's have a look.Copy !req
619. Ah, oh, a blood and sand,
what's that?Copy !req
620. Scotch and blood orange.Copy !req
621. That's the one.Copy !req
622. All right.Copy !req
623. And then I sit down
and every... Oh, Miss?Copy !req
624. Can we have some more
sparkling water? Thanks.Copy !req
625. Anyways... So, I say,Copy !req
626. "Hi, I'm Dr. Michaelson. Nice
to meet you and everything."Copy !req
627. And I get ready to
give him the novocaine shot...Copy !req
628. Stick it in my own finger.Copy !req
629. And it hurt, but I don't
wanna look stupid, so I...Copy !req
630. (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Ripped By mstollCopy !req