1. Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
2. Yeah.
She's a beaut.Copy !req
3. Got the low-water feature,
but don't skimp on torque.Copy !req
4. Am I taking the old one?Copy !req
5. Yeah, if that's... They said on
the phone it'd be no problem.Copy !req
6. Oh, sure.
It's no problem.Copy !req
7. The T-160? Hmm, yeah.Copy !req
8. Geez. I see why
you're trading her in.Copy !req
9. She's a real lemon.
Motor mount.Copy !req
10. Chinese used plastic screws.
Bet she bucked like a bronco.Copy !req
11. You do not know
the half of it.Copy !req
12. Stopped making 'em pretty quick.
Recalled, I think.Copy !req
13. Surprised to see her,
truth be told.Copy !req
14. You'd be better off washing
your clothes between two rocks.Copy !req
15. You know what I mean?Copy !req
16. They got Chaz up at
Faribault till the trial.Copy !req
17. Gordo's at Red Wing.Copy !req
18. Which is...Copy !req
19. Well, you know...
At least they're close.Copy !req
20. His lawyer thinks we can
plea it down to probation.Copy !req
21. Time served.Copy !req
22. For murder?Copy !req
23. No, Gordo...Copy !req
24. On the gun charge.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
25. Chaz? Well, good riddance.
Don't care what that man gets.Copy !req
26. No, sir,
not after what he did.Copy !req
27. Killing my wife,
you mean?Copy !req
28. Oh, well, yeah.
Yeah, of course, that.Copy !req
29. But also...Copy !req
30. Well, I mean,
look at me.Copy !req
31. I was Miss Hubbard County,
for Pete's sake.Copy !req
32. You don't cheat on
Miss Hubbard County.Copy !req
33. I just don't believe
it, you know.Copy !req
34. I mean'
just three weeks ago,Copy !req
35. we were sitting around
the table eating ham.Copy !req
36. And now Gordo's having
his night terrors again.Copy !req
37. Plus, we have to sell everything
lo pay the legal bills.Copy !req
38. Did you know... Chaz bought
a time share in a boat?Copy !req
39. I didn't even know
that was a thing.Copy !req
40. Yeah, it's a thing.Copy !req
41. So if there's anything
from the house you want...Copy !req
42. You know, like I was thinking
maybe Chars hunting gear?Copy !req
43. I boxed it up for you. Not
sure it's anything you want.Copy !req
44. Oh, sure. That'd be
fine, thank you.Copy !req
45. Well... listen,
if there's anything I can do.Copy !req
46. Oh, no... Lester,
you are so sweet.Copy !req
47. I am the one who
should be saying thatCopy !req
48. after what he did
to you, my husband.Copy !req
49. Oh, what'd you get?Copy !req
50. New washer.
The old one...Copy !req
51. Well, I had to get rid of
everything from the basement.Copy !req
52. On account of all the...Copy !req
53. You deserve it, Lester.Copy !req
54. All good things.Copy !req
55. You deserve.Copy !req
56. Back to it then?Copy !req
57. Looks like. Doc
cleared me for duty, so...Copy !req
58. More flowers came
for you from Duluth.Copy !req
59. A smarter man would think
you were being wooed.Copy !req
60. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
61. Put 'em up where we
can see 'em at least.Copy !req
62. So, you got a strategy
on this Lester thing?Copy !req
63. Well, I'm just gonna walk in
and say, "Bill..."Copy !req
64. If you think it's best...Copy !req
65. Direct approach.Copy !req
66. Your point being?Copy !req
67. Got no point.Copy !req
68. Okay. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
69. Chief, are you busy?Copy !req
70. What's that?Copy !req
71. Said, "Are you busy?" Got a
request for your attendance.Copy !req
72. Can it wait? I just ate an omelet...
Waiting for it to digestCopy !req
73. Oh, yeah?
What kind?Copy !req
74. It was mushrooms
and cheese.Copy !req
75. Sally make it?
Yeah.Copy !req
76. She wrapped it in tin
foil to keep it warm.Copy !req
77. Molly needs you
is the thing.Copy !req
78. Asked me to see if you'd
come down to the staff room.Copy !req
79. She's back already?Copy !req
80. Yeah.
Hmm.Copy !req
81. Thought I had another day.Copy !req
82. All right.Copy !req
83. Let's go see what
we're gonna do today.Copy !req
84. There she is,
the gunfighter.Copy !req
85. Hey, Chief.Copy !req
86. Nice collage, you take up basket
weaving too in your downtime?Copy !req
87. Yeah, it's just some loose
ends I wanted to...Copy !req
88. Molly, before you... I want you to know...Copy !req
89. I'm not too proud
to say I was wrongCopy !req
90. on the Lester case.
I had the wrong idea.Copy !req
91. I thought it was
a drifter thing.Copy !req
92. Which was the wrong
way to go, clearly.Copy !req
93. But, you know, some good police
work, and we caught the guy, so...Copy !req
94. That's the problem,Copy !req
95. actually, um...Copy !req
96. Is that you're still...Copy !req
97. Still what?Copy !req
98. Wrong.Copy !req
99. I mean. No disrespect.
It's just...Copy !req
100. It doesn't make any sense.
I mean, the brother?Copy !req
101. With all the things
we know are true.Copy !req
102. And I've been lying in bed
just thinking about this.Copy !req
103. For example, okay, if
it was the brother,Copy !req
104. then how do we explain the phone
call from Lester's to the motel...Copy !req
105. Molly! Darn it! Now just...
You can't keep going over...Copy !req
106. It's time.
You gotta let it go.Copy !req
107. We did our job. The brother
Nygaard killed the wife.Copy !req
108. And he cornered
and shot the Chief.Copy !req
109. And Lester was
covering for himCopy !req
110. on account of
the brother thing.Copy !req
111. Which explains...Copy !req
112. We had drinks
to celebrate.Copy !req
113. I had a greyhound.Copy !req
114. And Knutson had...
What was it with the cherry?Copy !req
115. Rob Roy.
Rob Roy. Yeah.Copy !req
116. You had a few of them if I'm not...
Mistaken.Copy !req
117. What about the Hess case?
What about it?Copy !req
118. Still open. Yeah?Copy !req
119. Yeah. No. See...Copy !req
120. We're checking to see if the
hooker had a boyfriend,Copy !req
121. jealous type...Copy !req
122. You know, didn't like her getting
tooled by every Tom, Dick and Jane.Copy !req
123. But otherwise...
Who's working that now?Copy !req
124. Terry.Copy !req
125. Well, that's good.
Yeah.Copy !req
126. Except Terry doesn't know
which end of the mop to useCopy !req
127. to wash the floor.Copy !req
128. He's not the brightest bulb.
I'll give you that.Copy !req
129. But he's soldiering through.Copy !req
130. Well, good for him.Copy !req
131. Except I'm back now.Copy !req
132. No.
Chief, please...Copy !req
133. Now, Molly... Deputy, now
I would give it to you.Copy !req
134. I would.Copy !req
135. Except we both
know in two days,Copy !req
136. I'd be back in this room with you
pointing at names on that whiteboard,Copy !req
137. and me chewing my tie.Copy !req
138. Chief, for Pete's sake,
I've got evidenceCopy !req
139. that puts Lester
Nygaard in a roomCopy !req
140. with a known killer on the
day of the Hess murder,Copy !req
141. and then the next night,
Lester called the guy.Copy !req
142. He called him at the motel...
Look!Copy !req
143. You can't... That's just
how it is sometimes.Copy !req
144. Life. You go to bed unsatisfied.Copy !req
145. They're calling the
lottery numbers on the TVCopy !req
146. and you get
the first few.Copy !req
147. And already
in your mind,Copy !req
148. you're buying a jet or
a fjord or whatever.Copy !req
149. But it's just
not meant to be.Copy !req
150. It's just not
meant to be.Copy !req
151. Hey. Look, we're all
real glad to have you back.Copy !req
152. Okay? You're a heck
of a police officer.Copy !req
153. Tell her about the cake.
Yeah.Copy !req
154. The guys are gonna have
a cake for you later.Copy !req
155. Try to look surprised.
It's really something.Copy !req
156. It's got an assault rifle
on top, made of frosting.Copy !req
157. Which I don't know how they do that.
But...Copy !req
158. Heya, Lester.
I like your tie.Copy !req
159. Thank you. I got it online.
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
160. Uh-huh.
Hmm.Copy !req
161. Jacket, too.Copy !req
162. I was a bit nervous
about it at first.Copy !req
163. Had to send the jacket
back once actually.Copy !req
164. It was...
Too big in the arms.Copy !req
165. Well, I think
you look terrific.Copy !req
166. on.Copy !req
167. And... I was thinking of making
some chili on Saturday night.Copy !req
168. If you maybe
wanted to join me?Copy !req
169. Where is he?Copy !req
170. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna bust your balls.Copy !req
172. You want me to do it, Ma?
Yeah, Ma, want us to?Copy !req
173. Shut up!Copy !req
174. I am gonna
bust your balls.Copy !req
175. Now, Mrs. Hess,
what can I do for...Copy !req
176. Don't you
"Mrs. Hess“ me.Copy !req
177. I was picking your pubes
out of my teeth 12 hours ago.Copy !req
178. And then I get this?Copy !req
179. That is...
This is highly irregular.Copy !req
180. I'll make some calls.Copy !req
181. Liar!
Mrs. Hess.Copy !req
182. Liar. You knew
the whole time...Copy !req
183. No, Mrs...Copy !req
184. Gina, this is...Copy !req
185. Listen, I'm gonna
make some calls.Copy !req
186. Like I said, I was
speaking to the guyCopy !req
187. from Mid Claims
just yesterday.Copy !req
188. He didn't mention
a single thing.Copy !req
189. I let you come
inside of me.Copy !req
190. That's really gross. Yeah,
Ma, don't talk like that.Copy !req
191. We don't need to bring
that into the conversation.Copy !req
192. You are gonna get me my
money, you little shit.Copy !req
193. $2 million, you've got
until the end of the day.Copy !req
194. Or show him
what we'll do.Copy !req
195. Jesus! All right.
All right.Copy !req
196. Sorry, loser.Copy !req
197. Me, too.Copy !req
198. Ow.
Ow.Copy !req
199. Yeah!Copy !req
200. So are we calm?
Are we calm?Copy !req
201. Now here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna make some calls.Copy !req
202. Like I said.Copy !req
203. Because this is
the first that I've...Copy !req
204. But if it's true, if Sam
did miss some payments,Copy !req
205. then, well, they're
within their rights to...Copy !req
206. I think we might
have a problem here.Copy !req
207. That was...Copy !req
208. I'm sorry you had
to see that, Linda.Copy !req
209. No, I'm... That was...Copy !req
210. You're amazing.Copy !req
211. He'll be right out.Copy !req
212. Follow.Copy !req
213. Sir? We...Copy !req
214. What Agent Pepper is trying to
say, the Syndicate spree killing,Copy !req
215. yes, technically, we were there outside...
In our car... While it was...Copy !req
216. But you have to...Copy !req
217. You have to see
it as a positiveCopy !req
218. because it leaves us,
myself and Agent Budge,Copy !req
219. it leaves us...
Poised.Copy !req
220. That's the word we like.
Poised to catch this guy.Copy !req
221. Because, sir, first of
all, we got this photoCopy !req
222. from an ATM
across the street.Copy !req
223. It captures our...
A single individualCopy !req
224. who's clearly
armed and about to...Copy !req
225. Now, the photo is
not great, but...Copy !req
226. I... We were thinking
definitely white male.Copy !req
227. Sir?Copy !req
228. Listen. Sir...Copy !req
229. This is where you work now.Copy !req
230. We are highly effective,
highly trained...Copy !req
231. I have a commendation.Copy !req
232. A commendation?Copy !req
233. That's your...Copy !req
234. Okay.Copy !req
235. Okay. It's...Copy !req
236. We're still good. We're still alive.
He could have...Copy !req
237. It could be worse, right?
Much, much worse.Copy !req
238. This right here?
Two weeks... Tops.Copy !req
239. Just wants to see us sweat a little...
Feel the...Copy !req
240. I mean, it's only fair.Copy !req
241. I can see thatCopy !req
242. We did...Copy !req
243. I mean,
22 people did get killed,Copy !req
244. and we're sitting
in the car like a couple of...Copy !req
245. Yeah, we're okay.
We're all right.Copy !req
246. I've never heard
of a deaf hit man.Copy !req
247. Carolina Murphy
had his tongueCopy !req
248. cut out by an Indian
back in the '80s.Copy !req
249. He worked a little after that,
but never quite the same.Copy !req
250. Buzz Mead.
You know Buzz?Copy !req
251. He was born
with just a socket.Copy !req
252. He used to take
his glass eye outCopy !req
253. at parties and
drop it in his drink.Copy !req
254. He was a shit shot though.Copy !req
255. Now the other fella,
your partner.Copy !req
256. He can hear just fine.Copy !req
257. We had a kind of chat
before I cut his throat.Copy !req
258. You're unemployed now,
by the wayCopy !req
259. in case you don't
read the papers.Copy !req
260. I'll kill you!Copy !req
261. I watched a bear once.
Its leg was in a steel trap.Copy !req
262. It chewed through
bloody bone to get free.Copy !req
263. That was in Alaska.Copy !req
264. It died about an hour later,
face down in a stream.Copy !req
265. Well, it was on his
own terms, you know?Copy !req
266. You got close...Copy !req
267. Closer than anybody else.Copy !req
268. I don't know if it was you
or your partner, but look...Copy !req
269. If you still feel raw about things
when you heal up, come see me.Copy !req
270. Just me and Bill, right?Copy !req
271. Slow night...
And the call comes in.Copy !req
272. He don't like when
I tell this story.Copy !req
273. Heard you
got some flowers.Copy !req
274. Yeah, some people do love
to flap their lips.Copy !req
275. More than once
is what I heard.Copy !req
276. Well, there's a suitor...
Is all I'm prepared to say.Copy !req
277. Vern was so bad
at courtship.Copy !req
278. One time he gave me
a bouquet of poison ivy.Copy !req
279. Picked it himself.Copy !req
280. He's up in Duluth...Copy !req
281. My gentleman.Copy !req
282. Has a daughter.Copy !req
283. What's his name?Copy !req
284. They call him Sergio.Copy !req
285. He's a pirate,
I think.Copy !req
286. Very funny, you.
Well.Copy !req
287. Yours is the
one with the icing clip.Copy !req
288. And, Ida, your frosting comes
from the barrel. I think.Copy !req
289. Good to have everyone together
again, don't you think?Copy !req
290. It's like one big, happy...Copy !req
291. Which is good, is all.Copy !req
292. I wanted to thank you...
For catching the guy.Copy !req
293. Not me.
I was in bed.Copy !req
294. Stop. You were in the
hospital with a bullet.Copy !req
295. No.Copy !req
296. Bill may have made the arrest, but
we both know who did the real work.Copy !req
297. He's not convicted yet.Copy !req
298. I mean,
not all the evidence...Copy !req
299. For me,
there are still...Copy !req
300. But, yeah, no, I'm...
Glad it's behind us.Copy !req
301. Ugh.Copy !req
302. Deputy Solverson.Copy !req
303. Yeah, hi. It's Gus...Copy !req
304. Grimly.Copy !req
305. Oh, yeah, hi.Copy !req
306. So, what's happening then?Copy !req
307. You know, on patrol.Copy !req
308. Oh, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
309. I helped a fella who got his
privates stuck to a mailbox.Copy !req
310. Oh.Copy !req
311. Didn't like his mail?Copy !req
312. Something like that.Copy !req
313. There's the hearing tomorrow
on the shooting.Copy !req
314. Oh, yeah.
That's...Copy !req
315. That's tomorrow.Copy !req
316. Well, just tell the truth.Copy !req
317. Don't you think?Copy !req
318. It was a white out,Copy !req
319. and you saw a shadow
and you shot at it.Copy !req
320. But leave out the part...Copy !req
321. Leave out the part where
the person you shot was me.Copy !req
322. I am really sorry about that.Copy !req
323. Yeah. I gathered from
the volume of flowers.Copy !req
324. Too much?
No.Copy !req
325. No, it's nice.Copy !req
326. So... I saw
in the paper this morning,Copy !req
327. the logging festiva's
coming upCopy !req
328. over in your neck of the...Copy !req
329. And Greta, she really
likes going in that.Copy !req
330. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
331. Yeah? Good.Copy !req
332. Good. Well, maybe...Copy !req
333. I mean,
maybe we'll see you there.Copy !req
334. Yeah, a certainty
if we go together.Copy !req
335. Yeah. Yeah, that's...Copy !req
336. You're right about that.Copy !req
337. And when you're right,
you're right.Copy !req
338. On Friday, there's chainsaw carving, and...
All you can eat.Copy !req
339. And on Saturday they
roast a pig underground.Copy !req
340. I've never had it, but
it's supposed to be good.Copy !req
341. Oh, I didn't know that
you could do that.Copy !req
342. On Sundays, they do a
pie-eating contest.Copy !req
343. Yeah, yeah. No... I like
to just go for the food.Copy !req
344. Greta likes all the different
contests they have.Copy !req
345. Have you ever
seen the guys,Copy !req
346. they go all the way up
to the top of the tree...Copy !req
347. They've got like bells
and the spikey shoes...Copy !req
348. Dad? Come in, Dad.
Over.Copy !req
349. Dad here, come back.Copy !req
350. What's the deal
with dinner? Oven.Copy !req
351. Yeah, just finishing up. Thought
we'd do tacos tonight. Over.Copy !req
352. Okay. Don't forget the red sauce.
Over and out.Copy !req
353. I'm home!Copy !req
354. You forgot the food,
didn't you?Copy !req
355. Mom home?
Yeah.Copy !req
356. That your dad?Copy !req
357. Did he remember
the red sauce?Copy !req
358. Oh, shoot.
I can go back.Copy !req
359. No. It's okay.Copy !req
360. I think we got some left
from last time.Copy !req
361. Go get changed up,
you, and let's eat.Copy !req
362. I'm starving.
Yeah.Copy !req
363. Just put 'em on the table.
Okay.Copy !req
364. Thanks, Greta.Copy !req
365. Okay.Copy !req
366. Dad wants to know
about the game Sunday.Copy !req
367. Watch at his place or...Copy !req
368. I thought we could watch it here.
I could make that pasta thing.Copy !req
369. Um.Copy !req
370. The one with the peas?Copy !req
371. Capers.
You liked it last time.Copy !req
372. Oh, don't forget we got that thing at
Ida's on Saturday... The anniversary.Copy !req
373. No. I remember. It was a
week before I met you.Copy !req
374. Anniversary of what?Copy !req
375. It's just your...Copy !req
376. Molly had a friend of hers
that got killed last year.Copy !req
377. So we'll go over there
and pay our respects.Copy !req
378. It was...
Vern, right?Copy !req
379. Yeah. He was the Chief before Bill.
Hired me.Copy !req
380. Ida, the lady with the baby...
Yeah?Copy !req
381. Is his wife.Copy !req
382. Which, speaking of, she asked
if we could bring drinks.Copy !req
383. Yeah, I still got some of
that Halloween beer I made.Copy !req
384. I seem to remember you
spitting that on the floor.Copy !req
385. Yeah, I'll go to the store.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
386. You okay?
Oh, sure.Copy !req
387. Just hard to sit that long.
Legs go to sleep.Copy !req
388. FBI.Copy !req
389. Hi.Copy !req
390. Deputy Solverson again,
Bemidji police.Copy !req
391. Yes?Copy !req
392. I called a couple times
now aboutCopy !req
393. the Fargo
Syndicate massacreCopy !req
394. howl might know
the fella responsibleCopy !req
395. meaning he's
a suspect in a case.Copy !req
396. Yeah, I see your
name on the computer.Copy !req
397. Looks like those suspicions were
investigated and dismissed.Copy !req
398. Yeah. They sent a fella down,
but I'm not sure he really...Copy !req
399. Do you have any
new information?Copy !req
400. No. No, I just...Copy !req
401. A lot of people are dead.
So...Copy !req
402. I'll put a note on the
file that you called.Copy !req
403. Okay, but...Copy !req
404. I wouldn't expect
a call back though.Copy !req
405. We're pretty busy these days,
with the PATRIOT Act and all.Copy !req
406. File room.Copy !req
407. A room with files.Copy !req
408. Say you took
one of 'em out.Copy !req
409. Took it where?Copy !req
410. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
411. Say you took one
of the files out...Copy !req
412. Is it still the file room?Copy !req
413. Pizza today, right?Copy !req
414. In the cafeteria.
Or is it meatloaf?Copy !req
415. No, I'm saying that
you and I both agreeCopy !req
416. that the file room
minus one fileCopy !req
417. is still the file room.Copy !req
418. Now, say you took another one out.
And then another.Copy !req
419. If the file room minus one
file is still the file room,Copy !req
420. and you keep subtracting
one at a time,Copy !req
421. you could end up
with zero files.Copy !req
422. I'm saying, logically
or even negative files.Copy !req
423. And it would still be the... How
do you have negative files?Copy !req
424. No. I'm just...
Logically, I'm saying.Copy !req
425. Except no one's taking files.
They just bring more.Copy !req
426. What about a cemetery,
I mean,Copy !req
427. remove one body from a cemetery,
it's still a cemetery.Copy !req
428. But a cemetery
with no bodies,Copy !req
429. what's that?Copy !req
430. Condos.Copy !req
431. Okay, and this is... Well,
these are my officers, so...Copy !req
432. Where is everybody?Copy !req
433. Coffee run.
Who's this then?Copy !req
434. This is Tahir. He's...Copy !req
435. Hey.Copy !req
436. Hello, I am Tahir.Copy !req
437. I'm Molly,
Deputy Solverson.Copy !req
438. Yeah. So remember I told you me and
Sally were taking in a foster?Copy !req
439. Yeah, from Africa.Copy !req
440. Yeah, except...
lam from Sudan.Copy !req
441. You know Lost Boy?Copy !req
442. I sure do.Copy !req
443. Welcome to America. I thought
there was a problem though.Copy !req
444. Oh, I'll say!
The kid disappeared.Copy !req
445. Disappeared how?Copy !req
446. Oh, tell her the story.
Oh. Ha.Copy !req
447. This is the craziest thing. All right?
Go on. You tell her.Copy !req
448. In my village, I tend goats.
You know goats?Copy !req
449. Uh-huh.Copy !req
450. One day, men came
and kill everyone.Copy !req
451. Mothers, fathers,
brothers, sisters.Copy !req
452. Geez.Copy !req
453. I alone am free.Copy !req
454. Three days I walk,
then I meet nice people...Copy !req
455. Americans.Copy !req
456. These nice people put me
airplane to America.Copy !req
457. Land of free.Copy !req
458. Home of brave.Copy !req
459. Yeah, to us.Copy !req
460. He's coming to live with us.
Go on.Copy !req
461. At the airport, man
says, "Take bag?"Copy !req
462. He says, "Get in the car,"
but he doesn't come back.Copy !req
463. Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it?
A refugee.Copy !req
464. One day and one night,
I wait at the airport,Copy !req
465. but this man,
he does not come back.Copy !req
466. I had no money
and no paper.Copy !req
467. Nice woman says,
"Tell policeman,“Copy !req
468. but I am afraid. I told her
I have a family waiting...Copy !req
469. Nice family...
American family.Copy !req
470. But the name is in
the bag and the number.Copy !req
471. Nice woman give me coat
and money to take the bus.Copy !req
472. So not all bad.Copy !req
473. I take the bus
to the city.Copy !req
474. But I am very hungry,
four days I no eat.Copy !req
475. Then I see a store.Copy !req
476. You know...Copy !req
477. "July in January"?Copy !req
478. Phoenix Farms.Copy !req
479. Yes, Phoenix Farms.Copy !req
480. Should Hell her this?Copy !req
481. So... He shoplifts...Copy !req
482. Takes some food.Copy !req
483. In fact he does it every
day for, how long?Copy !req
484. Three months.
Three months.Copy !req
485. Meanwhile, we're frantic.Copy !req
486. You remember? All those phone calls?
Me raising my voice?Copy !req
487. "How could you lose a kid from
Africa in freaking Minnesota?"Copy !req
488. Every day I steal food,
but... I am ashamed.Copy !req
489. I don't want to steal.Copy !req
490. I want to work,
but what work can I do?Copy !req
491. Then a week ago,
Sally and I areCopy !req
492. heading into
the city to the ballet.Copy !req
493. You went to the ballet?Copy !req
494. Sally likes the ballet, yeah, so...
Go ahead, finish.Copy !req
495. I am looking around the store.
Skittles and peanut butter cups.Copy !req
496. Then this man grabs me,
I think I am arrested.Copy !req
497. It's me, is the
point of the story.Copy !req
498. All those weeks
looking for the kid...Copy !req
499. Writing letters, making phone calls.
We even put up flyers.Copy !req
500. And then, I stop by a supermarket
in a city I don't live,Copy !req
501. all so Sally can have Chex Mix at
the ballet, and there's the kid.Copy !req
502. What are the odds?Copy !req
503. I can't even imagine.Copy !req
504. I am so worried...Copy !req
505. And thinking lam arrested,Copy !req
506. but Mr. Bill is hugging
me and crying.Copy !req
507. Well, you know...Copy !req
508. And look where I am at. Who I'm with.
My... American family.Copy !req
509. Sally says it's a miracle.
I don't know. It might be.Copy !req
510. But don't question the
universe, that's my motto.Copy !req
511. Sometimes
things just work out.Copy !req
512. Yeah, I like to
think that's true.Copy !req
513. We found ya, buddy.
We found ya.Copy !req
514. It causes you to have hallucinations.
What?Copy !req
515. I'll be glad to
explain it to you.Copy !req
516. It's a sort of a nightmareCopy !req
517. where your dreams go pell-mell,
helter-skelter and amok.Copy !req
518. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
519. Pell-mell!Copy !req
520. Hello. Inspector Clancy
speaking. What?Copy !req
521. You need something?Copy !req
522. No, I'm good.
Go back to sleep.Copy !req
523. Stand back, everybody. I've got
you covered, stand back.Copy !req
524. What's the meaning of this? Police
parading all over the hotel.Copy !req
525. Who sent for you?
Why are you here?Copy !req
526. This is Mr. William's suite.Copy !req
527. Mr. Williams has been murdered.Copy !req
528. Quiet, everybody.
You'll be quiet.Copy !req
529. And that goes for all of you.Copy !req
530. Yeah, the chief is right.
Noise, bed-ly-ham, who can think?Copy !req
531. Well, you can't.
So shut up. Where's the body?Copy !req
532. In there.Copy !req
533. Now what did
you do that for?Copy !req
534. Isn't a girl
supposed to screamCopy !req
535. when she knows she's
gonna see a dead body?Copy !req
536. Quiet. Now come on
in here, all of you.Copy !req
537. We're doing good.Copy !req
538. I'm up.Copy !req
539. Sorry.Copy !req
540. I was just saying
we're doing good.Copy !req
541. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
542. We got everything we need.Copy !req
543. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
544. Well, I'm going
to sleep.Copy !req
545. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
546. Oh, it's
Jeff, the night porter.Copy !req
547. I left him here
to watch the body.Copy !req
548. What happened?Copy !req
549. What happened?Copy !req
550. I was standing around,
scared stiff,Copy !req
551. and all of a sudden,
the lights went out.Copy !req
552. Then something
hit me on the head,Copy !req
553. and then the lights
went out again.Copy !req
554. That's all I know and that's all
I'm gonna wait around to find out.Copy !req
555. Stun Meadows,
everybody! Give it up.Copy !req
556. How does he do it?Copy !req
557. Check your wallets,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
558. Make sure he didn't
make those vanish, too.Copy !req
559. It's been a big
year for insurance...Copy !req
560. A banner year.
Reserve trends are up.Copy !req
561. And...Copy !req
562. Loss ratios are down
a whopping 17%.Copy !req
563. Those are just numbers.Copy !req
564. We all know that behind
every insurance policy...Copy !req
565. And the reinsurance policy
covering that policy,Copy !req
566. there's a salesman.Copy !req
567. A man or woman knocking
on doors, making calls,Copy !req
568. matching people and businesses with
the right plan for their needs,Copy !req
569. And so without further delay,
I give you...Copy !req
570. Insurance Salesman of the Year 2007...
Lester Nygaard!Copy !req
571. Thank you.Copy !req
572. Thank you so much.Copy !req
573. Thank you so much. That...Copy !req
574. Oh, geez,
that's a real honor.Copy !req
575. Um...Copy !req
576. Now...Copy !req
577. I knew I should
have memorized this.Copy !req
578. It suddenly doesn't look...Copy !req
579. Speak from the heart.
Speak from the heart. Okay.Copy !req
580. Those of you that know me,Copy !req
581. know it's been a tough year
for me personally.Copy !req
582. And that I wouldn't
have gotten through itCopy !req
583. without the love and support
of my beautiful wife, Linda.Copy !req
584. Let's give her a hand.Copy !req
585. I love you.Copy !req
586. You can go through
your whole life...Copy !req
587. Without a care.Copy !req
588. And one day,
it all changes.Copy !req
589. People die.
They lose their homes.Copy !req
590. They go to prison.Copy !req
591. It's calamity. I know
it, 'cause I lived it.Copy !req
592. And if this year has
taught me anything...Copy !req
593. Believe me,
I've seen it all.Copy !req
594. It's that
the worst does happen...Copy !req
595. And you need to be insured. Thank
you so much. It's a great honor.Copy !req
596. So proud of ya, Lester.Copy !req
597. Aw, thanks, hon.Copy !req
598. You tired?Copy !req
599. Oh, aren't you?Copy !req
600. Well...Copy !req
601. Um...Copy !req
602. No. Actually, I'm feeling
pretty keyed up.Copy !req
603. I might grab
a nightcap at the bar.Copy !req
604. You want me to go...
No, no, no.Copy !req
605. You go up to bed.
I'll be up shortly.Copy !req
606. Just... It's my night.Copy !req
607. I'm sorry,
I'm such a downer.Copy !req
608. You're a sunny day.Copy !req
609. Go on.
I'll be up presently.Copy !req
610. Hi.
Hey. Big night, huh?Copy !req
611. Salesman of the Year.
Oh.Copy !req
612. Drugs?Copy !req
613. Insurance.
Ah.Copy !req
614. They really give an award to the
guy who sells the most drugs?Copy !req
615. Pharmaceuticals.
That makes more sense.Copy !req
616. So what are you drinking?Copy !req
617. Something dangerous.
Let's have a look.Copy !req
618. Ah, oh, a blood and sand,
what's that?Copy !req
619. Scotch and blood orange.Copy !req
620. That's the one.Copy !req
621. All right.Copy !req
622. And then I sit down
and every... Oh, Miss?Copy !req
623. Can we have some more
sparkling water? Thanks.Copy !req
624. Anyways... So, I say,Copy !req
625. "Hi, I'm Dr. Michaelson. Nice
to meet you and everything."Copy !req
626. And I get ready to
give him the novocaine shot...Copy !req
627. Stick it in my own finger.Copy !req
628. And it hurt, but I don't
wanna look stupid, so I...Copy !req