1. Erstwhile on Fargo...Copy !req
2. So you think this
is the one who killedCopy !req
3. all those people
over in Bemidji?Copy !req
4. Could be.Copy !req
5. I mean, you're saying this is all some...
some big coincidence,Copy !req
6. that suddenly we got
four victims in 24 hours,Copy !req
7. yourself included.Copy !req
8. My wife is dead
and you're harassing me.Copy !req
9. Just... leave poor
Lester alone, will you?Copy !req
10. Found this on my
windshield last week.Copy !req
11. You got bronzer on
your blackmail note.Copy !req
12. I'm taking over.Copy !req
13. I ran his plates
and it turns outCopy !req
14. that the car was registered
to one of your victims.Copy !req
15. 30 milligrams.Copy !req
16. Don't take two of these
and think you're gonna nap.Copy !req
17. It's basically speed.Copy !req
18. It's like a nightmare.Copy !req
19. I told you, I know a guy.Copy !req
20. You know a guy.
A guy.Copy !req
21. Better be some guy, Stavros.Copy !req
22. For this...Copy !req
23. we gave up everything.Copy !req
24. Gave up?
What did we have?Copy !req
25. Debts, screaming phone calls,
bill collectors at the door.Copy !req
26. At least it was warm.Copy !req
27. Shit.Copy !req
28. What?Copy !req
29. Out of gas.Copy !req
30. You bought gas.Copy !req
31. Five dollars.
It was all I had.Copy !req
32. Idiot, the boy's
gonna freeze.Copy !req
33. We can't stay here.Copy !req
34. I know.Copy !req
35. I'll think of something.
Think of what?Copy !req
36. Gasoline? Yeah, from
your brain into the...Copy !req
37. Will you shut up?
I gotta think.Copy !req
38. Oh, hey!Copy !req
39. Here! Here!Copy !req
40. Hey! Here! Here!Copy !req
41. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Slow down.Copy !req
42. (HORN BLARING)
Hey! No, stop.Copy !req
43. Stop, wait!Copy !req
44. Come on! Come on! Stop!Copy !req
45. All right.Copy !req
46. Lord, let me get through this.Copy !req
47. Let us find gas and...
a warm bed.Copy !req
48. Let us prosper even in
the smallest of ways...Copy !req
49. and I will be your humble servant
for the rest of my days.Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Oh, God.Copy !req
52. Oh, my God.Copy !req
53. Oh, God, my God.Copy !req
54. Thank you, God.Copy !req
55. I can't believe
he wouldn't stop.Copy !req
56. A family vehicle.
A baby in a car.Copy !req
57. Who doesn't stop
for a baby in a car?Copy !req
58. God is real.Copy !req
59. We're gonna freeze to deathCopy !req
60. because a man that hasn't
showered since the '70sCopy !req
61. couldn't be bothered
to apply the brakes.Copy !req
62. God is real.Copy !req
63. God... is real.Copy !req
64. You know...Copy !req
65. there's nothing here.Copy !req
66. No wildlife in your pipes.
Water heater's clean.Copy !req
67. Not sure how you got
blood in your shower.Copy !req
68. Are you sure it wasn't
rust? 'Cause...Copy !req
69. Listen to me.Copy !req
70. It's not like
a Band-Aid fell out.Copy !req
71. It was buckets... literally
buckets of blood.Copy !req
72. Whoa. Like in
a horror film, huh?Copy !req
73. And with the dead dog
you mentioned, too... Uffda.Copy !req
74. Sounds like a bad day.
(EXHALES)Copy !req
75. Did you see any
signs of tampering?Copy !req
76. (STAMMERS) Tampering?Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. Screws loosened recently or... holes
where blood could've been injected.Copy !req
79. Injected?Copy !req
80. What the heck are you
thinkin' happened here?Copy !req
81. Nothing.
Thanks for your time.Copy !req
82. You know...Copy !req
83. You know, I, uh... I seen
your commercials on TV.Copy !req
84. "July in January."
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
85. You got any, like, gift certificates?
The wife, she, uh...Copy !req
86. Get the hell outta here.Copy !req
87. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
88. Uh, say... you ever
read the Bible?Copy !req
89. What?Copy !req
90. The Bible...
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
91. you know, the big book?Copy !req
92. All that blood
made me think of it.Copy !req
93. You know, Moses and the like.Copy !req
94. "And God sent a plague
of blood upon the land."Copy !req
95. Better get right with the Lord.Copy !req
96. You know what I'm...
What did you say?Copy !req
97. Nothing.Copy !req
98. Say it again.Copy !req
99. No...
What did you say to me?Copy !req
100. Say it again!
Boss, let him go.Copy !req
101. What did you say?Copy !req
102. Boss, he's just a damn plumber.
Let him go!Copy !req
103. He's crazy.Copy !req
104. You're crazy!Copy !req
105. Car 39,
this is dispatch. Come in.Copy !req
106. Yeah. Hold your horses.Copy !req
107. Car 39, this is dispatch.
Come in.Copy !req
108. Yeah, this
is 3-9, over.Copy !req
109. Car 39, you need to
follow up on a report,Copy !req
110. murdered canine at 1301 Bird Lane.
Over.Copy !req
111. Is that a... Can you call
it a murder if it's a...Copy !req
112. Anyhoo, that's animal
control's purview.Copy !req
113. Yeah, Joe's sick. Was supposed
to respond yesterday.Copy !req
114. Claimant is super PO'd.
Over.Copy !req
115. Jeez. Come on,
that guy is always sick.Copy !req
116. What's he got,
the cancer? Over.Copy !req
117. Yeah, leukemia. Over.Copy !req
118. Jeez. That is...
That's awful. Okay.Copy !req
119. Well, uh...Copy !req
120. 3-9, car 3-9 responding.
Over and out.Copy !req
121. One-two-five.Copy !req
122. One-two-seven.Copy !req
123. Okay-Copy !req
124. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
125. It's him.Copy !req
126. It's him.Copy !req
127. Freeze! Don't...Copy !req
128. Put your hands where I can see...
where I can see 'em.Copy !req
129. I'm just on a call.Copy !req
130. Drop it.Copy !req
131. Yeah, just as soon as I finish.Copy !req
132. This is Duluth.Copy !req
133. Package requested,
Frank Peterson.Copy !req
134. Okay, all good. See?Copy !req
135. Put it down.Copy !req
136. It's a new phone.
Now!Copy !req
137. Okay-Copy !req
138. Okay, um...Copy !req
139. turn around and put
your hands on your head.Copy !req
140. What's this all about, Officer?Copy !req
141. You know what this is about.Copy !req
142. Okay...Copy !req
143. put your left hand around your, uh...
the back of your...Copy !req
144. Yeah.Copy !req
145. Okay... now the other one...
slowly.Copy !req
146. Am I under arrest?Copy !req
147. You're handcuffed. Of
course you're under arrest.Copy !req
148. On what charge?Copy !req
149. It, uh...Copy !req
150. We'll figure that
out at the station.Copy !req
151. Okay-Copy !req
152. All right.Copy !req
153. Back...
back to the car.Copy !req
154. All right.Copy !req
155. Butt first.
Watch your head.Copy !req
156. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
157. Be quiet.Copy !req
158. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
159. I said quiet.Copy !req
160. That's what you're gonna
say a couple hours from now.Copy !req
161. "You're making a mistake."Copy !req
162. Got one.Copy !req
163. What was he, mean to a cat?Copy !req
164. Murder and car
thievery, all right.Copy !req
165. This fella's wanted for the
triple homicide in Bemidji.Copy !req
166. Oh, now hold on a sec.Copy !req
167. It's like I told
this young fella,Copy !req
168. this is a boondoggle,
plain and simple.Copy !req
169. Save it, Cochise.Copy !req
170. Now, I'm gonna
ink your right hand.Copy !req
171. Press each finger individually
against the book.Copy !req
172. If you try anything...Copy !req
173. I can't promise you
fingers won't get broke.Copy !req
174. Okay, message
received, young fella.Copy !req
175. You won't get no
pushback from me.Copy !req
176. What the heck?Copy !req
177. Son of a...Copy !req
178. "DESK CLERK".
Molly, call on two.Copy !req
179. Yeah, Solverson.Copy !req
180. Yeah, hey, it's Gus.Copy !req
181. I got him.
Who's this then?Copy !req
182. Yeah, Gus Grimly.
From over Duluth.Copy !req
183. You know, we... we had the
milkshakes the other...Copy !req
184. Oh, yeah, hey.
How's it goin'?Copy !req
185. Yeah, real good.Copy !req
186. Uh...Copy !req
187. So, I was on patrol earlier.
Responding to a 613 and...Copy !req
188. What's that then?Copy !req
189. Dead dog, foul play suspected.Copy !req
190. And I see this fella and
he's standing by a van.Copy !req
191. And it was him.Copy !req
192. Him who?Copy !req
193. The fella from
Mr. Nygaard's car.Copy !req
194. The driver?Copy !req
195. Yeah, yeah, the, uh...
the one I let go.Copy !req
196. But there he was.
I mean, just, you know,Copy !req
197. just standin' there,
makin' a call on his...Copy !req
198. So what did you...Copy !req
199. I stopped and arrested
him, of course.Copy !req
200. Arrested him?Copy !req
201. Yeah, for the murders.Copy !req
202. I'm looking at
the guy right now.Copy !req
203. The Lieutenant's gonna
have a chat with him.Copy !req
204. I thought you might wanna...Copy !req
205. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm
gettin' in my car.Copy !req
206. Great.Copy !req
207. I'll be there just as
soon as I... Okay, then.Copy !req
208. Yeah, I'll tell the
Lieutenant to wait for you.Copy !req
209. Thanks.Copy !req
210. Yeah.Copy !req
211. You're welcome.Copy !req
212. Yeah, okay. So we've been putting
in a lot of hours on the Chief,Copy !req
213. but the weather service
is trackin' a big storm.Copy !req
214. They're looking at Wednesday
night, Thursday, early a.m.Copy !req
215. High winds, blizzard,
the whole shebang.Copy !req
216. So if you wanna make extra
money plowing, see Cindy.Copy !req
217. Same goes for traffic
duty, etcetera.Copy !req
218. But I don't want this
impacting everyday doings,Copy !req
219. so don't sign up unless
your workload is cleared.Copy !req
220. Chief, they got him.Copy !req
221. Who?
Duluth PD.Copy !req
222. No, who'd they get?Copy !req
223. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
224. Fella driving
Lester's stolen car.Copy !req
225. Deputy pulled
him in an hour ago.Copy !req
226. How come they called you?Copy !req
227. Pardon?Copy !req
228. You're not even on the case.
How come they called you?Copy !req
229. I just...Copy !req
230. Well, the other day, a deputy
drove down from Duluth.Copy !req
231. And... you know,
he and I talked is all.Copy !req
232. Well, that's irregular.Copy !req
233. They should talk to
the officer in charge.Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. Yeah, so I was thinking
I'd drive up there.Copy !req
236. You know, talk to the suspect.
On account of, you know...Copy !req
237. I think he's the fella who put
the naked guy in the trunk.Copy !req
238. No, should be me.Copy !req
239. You said he was driving Lester's car.
That's my case.Copy !req
240. Plus, Vern takes precedence.Copy !req
241. Okay, but Chief...Copy !req
242. Knutson, you're in
charge till I get back.Copy !req
243. Okie-dokie, Chief. 10-4.Copy !req
244. Gotta
pick up a few things.Copy !req
245. You could've waited in the car.Copy !req
246. No, Kitty said I should...Copy !req
247. I mean, I wanna be
here for you, so...Copy !req
248. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
249. They just... they
leave it like that?Copy !req
250. All the blood.Copy !req
251. Yeah, it's, uh...Copy !req
252. You know, they gave me
a number to call, a service.Copy !req
253. Lester...Copy !req
254. I gotta...Copy !req
255. Oh, yeah...
oh, my...Copy !req
256. (GROANS) No, no, no. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
257. What?Copy !req
258. God... damn it.Copy !req
259. Oh, my God.Copy !req
260. Oh, my God.Copy !req
261. Hello?Copy !req
262. MR.
Was it worth it?Copy !req
263. Who is this?Copy !req
264. The widow Hess.Copy !req
265. Her husband nice and
cozy in the ground.Copy !req
266. Insurance money on the way.Copy !req
267. And every night she puts her
kitty in your face. (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
268. A guy like you, Lester...
small town, small time...Copy !req
269. might think you
won the lottery.Copy !req
270. But I think that
you need to ask yourself...Copy !req
271. was it worth it?Copy !req
272. Worth what?Copy !req
273. Your life.Copy !req
274. Freshen you up?
No, we're good.Copy !req
275. Just the check
please. Thanks.Copy !req
276. Everything okay?Copy !req
277. He's just not
very hungry. Thanks.Copy !req
278. Thanks.Copy !req
279. For Christ's sakes, man!Copy !req
280. Seriously?Copy !req
281. I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you.Copy !req
282. You got two minutes.Copy !req
283. Okie-dokie.
Thanks a lot, sir.Copy !req
284. Sir...Copy !req
285. are you Don Chumph?Copy !req
286. Uh...Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. There's a phone call for you.Copy !req
289. A what now?Copy !req
290. Telephone.Copy !req
291. You can take it right
here at the counter.Copy !req
292. Hello?
Do they have 'em?Copy !req
293. Who is this?Copy !req
294. Well, let's figure
this out together.Copy !req
295. Who knows you're at the
pet store right now?Copy !req
296. My mom?Copy !req
297. Do I sound like your mom? Uh...Copy !req
298. No.Copy !req
299. Hold on.Copy !req
300. Does your mom know why you're
at the pet store right now?Copy !req
301. She thinks I'm getting a cat.Copy !req
302. Okay, I don't have
time for this.Copy !req
303. Do they have 'em?
Yes or no.Copy !req
304. Yeah, but only 100.Copy !req
305. Okay-Copy !req
306. Well, there are three other pet
stores in the city, so hit 'em all.Copy !req
307. I'm in jail. I'll be
out in a few hours.Copy !req
308. Wait... What?Copy !req
309. Time is up.Copy !req
310. In two hours.
Come get me.Copy !req
311. And this is the deputy
who effected the arrest.Copy !req
312. Yeah, nice work there.Copy !req
313. He give you much of a fight?Copy !req
314. Uh... No, sir.Copy !req
315. Bill Oswalt's the Chief
over at Bemidji.Copy !req
316. Oh.Copy !req
317. Molly come?Copy !req
318. Who?Copy !req
319. Deputy over at my office.Copy !req
320. Sounds like your man's
got a thing for her.Copy !req
321. Lock that shit down, Grimly.
This is a murder case.Copy !req
322. Yes, sir.Copy !req
323. So we got a name on the guy?Copy !req
324. Yes, sir.Copy !req
325. Driver's license says Frank Peterson
and an address up in Baudette.Copy !req
326. Peterson, eh?Copy !req
327. I knew a Jay Peterson once...
had a dwarf arm.Copy !req
328. What about evidence?Copy !req
329. Sir?Copy !req
330. Proof of his
connection to the crime.Copy !req
331. You say you stopped him
driving Lester's car?Copy !req
332. Yes, sir, but I didn't
know that it was stolen.Copy !req
333. Why I let him go.Copy !req
334. Yeah, but you pulled prints
from the impounded vehicle?Copy !req
335. No, sir. Techs said
it was wiped clean.Copy !req
336. Yeah.Copy !req
337. (SIGHS) Well, we got a
photo though, right?Copy !req
338. I mean, dashboard camera
from the car stop?Copy !req
339. You know, proof he's our guy.Copy !req
340. No, sir. My camera
hasn't worked for weeks.Copy !req
341. But Molly's got a picture.
It's in the file.Copy !req
342. She showed me.
Yeah.Copy !req
343. She did?
Yeah.Copy !req
344. Yeah.Copy !req
345. Yeah, this fella.Copy !req
346. It's kind of
hard to see though.Copy !req
347. It's grainy.Copy !req
348. You sure this is our guy?Copy !req
349. Yeah, yeah, no... That's our guy.
I'm positive.Copy !req
350. Yeah, I'm Lieutenant Schmidt.Copy !req
351. This is Bill Oswalt,
Chief over at Bemidji.Copy !req
352. Yeah, Frank Peterson. I'm the
minister up in Baudette.Copy !req
353. Go Bears.Copy !req
354. A minister?Copy !req
355. Yeah, Baudette Lutheran. Six years now.
Frank Peterson.Copy !req
356. Before that Aberdeen.Copy !req
357. So, you know, I'm not used to
having a firearm stuck in my face,Copy !req
358. which I know the Lord tests
you in all kinds of ways,Copy !req
359. but... ooh, partner,
that's a heart-stopper.Copy !req
360. Cut the shit.Copy !req
361. You were pulled over Tuesday
night driving a stolen car.Copy !req
362. No, sir. I think
I'd remember that.Copy !req
363. Plus, Tuesday is bingo
night at the church.Copy !req
364. We had a full house.Copy !req
365. Florence Nightgarden won the entire pot...
if I'm not mistaken.Copy !req
366. And we can check on that?Copy !req
367. Oh, sure, yes, sir. You could
call Florence herself.Copy !req
368. Or Jim Avery,
he's our alderman.Copy !req
369. "Deputy Grimly"Copy !req
370. Oh, that's the fella.
Deputy Grimly...Copy !req
371. Pulled his pistol,
pointed it right at me.Copy !req
372. Thought I was gonna
have a heart attack.Copy !req
373. But, you know, after he told meCopy !req
374. about those homicides
over at Bemidji,Copy !req
375. I thought, "Frank,
I mean, you can't blame"Copy !req
376. "the guy for
being a little jumpy."Copy !req
377. "A horror show like that."Copy !req
378. That son of a bitch!Copy !req
379. So you're saying you weren't
in Bemidji last week?Copy !req
380. If I show your picture around,
no one would recognize you?Copy !req
381. Me? No, sir.Copy !req
382. I have a cousin
who lived in BemidjiCopy !req
383. back in the '90s,
out near Leech Lake.Copy !req
384. But he moved to
Anchorage in '03.Copy !req
385. I said, "What, Minnesota's
not cold enough for you?"Copy !req
386. (LAUGHS) We had a good
laugh about that.Copy !req
387. Also, you're saying you weren't
pulled over for speeding?Copy !req
388. No, sir.Copy !req
389. I'm a cautious
driver by nature...Copy !req
390. on account of my eyesight.Copy !req
391. Glaucoma they say it is,
only in the one eye.Copy !req
392. But you can't be too careful.Copy !req
393. That's what I tell
my parishioners.Copy !req
394. Deputy Grimly...
Forgiveness,Copy !req
395. that's the heart
of the good book.Copy !req
396. Turn the other cheek,
second chances. Amen.Copy !req
397. So, no, I don't hold a
grudge against the deputy.Copy !req
398. Though I'm lucky I had my
nitroglycerin pills with me,Copy !req
399. I'll tell you. Uffda.Copy !req
400. Okay. Well, sit tight.
(EXHALES)Copy !req
401. We're gonna make some
calls, check your story.Copy !req
402. You just... just pick a
name out of the phone book.Copy !req
403. Everybody up there knows me.Copy !req
404. Yeah.Copy !req
405. So, uh... looks like
a call was placedCopy !req
406. to your motel from
the victim's houseCopy !req
407. the night Pearl
Nygaard was killed.Copy !req
408. You said that on the phone.Copy !req
409. Right.Copy !req
410. So... you remember any seedy
types checking in last week?Copy !req
411. Possible...
with a head injury?Copy !req
412. I thought on it
on the way over.Copy !req
413. There was a fella checked in around
then, had a bump on his head.Copy !req
414. Gave me guff when I asked
him if he had any pets.Copy !req
415. Oh, Yeah'?Copy !req
416. Is it... this fella maybe?Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. That's him.Copy !req
419. You don't sound
too happy about it.Copy !req
420. Well, he just wasn't
very nice is all.Copy !req
421. I brought my book,
like you asked.Copy !req
422. Fella paid cash, I think.Copy !req
423. But I make everyone put
their name in the ledger.Copy !req
424. There you go.Copy !req
425. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
426. Say... you remember finding anything
odd when you cleaned his room?Copy !req
427. What do you mean "odd"?Copy !req
428. Like... out of the ordinary.
Memorable, I guess.Copy !req
429. Well, he had some tokens
from over the Lucky Penny.Copy !req
430. You don't say.Copy !req
431. Okay-Copy !req
432. All right. Thank you.Copy !req
433. All right, then.
Well, it looks likeCopy !req
434. he's a pretty well-respected
member of the community up there.Copy !req
435. We just had to call and verify.
Thanks for your time.Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Grimly.Copy !req
438. Where have you been? I've
been trying to call you all day.Copy !req
439. Thought you were comm' .Copy !req
440. Tried.
Are you in the room?Copy !req
441. Yeah, they just talked to him.Copy !req
442. "Why " Oi you?Copy !req
443. Me? No, I do animal
control mostly.Copy !req
444. Listen, I got a name
for the suspect.Copy !req
445. Lorne Malvo. He used it
to check into a motel.Copy !req
446. Lorne Malvo, huh?Copy !req
447. They're.. they're comin'
out. I'll call you back.Copy !req
448. Sorry again for the
confusion, Pastor.Copy !req
449. Just glad nobody got hurt.Copy !req
450. You're lettin' him go?Copy !req
451. Desk duty, two weeks.Copy !req
452. Now, just a...
Three weeks.Copy !req
453. For Pete...Copy !req
454. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
455. Grimly, with me now.Copy !req
456. You pointed your service
weapon at a civilian.Copy !req
457. No, a damn minister
on a public street.Copy !req
458. No evidence,
no fingerprints, nothin'.Copy !req
459. What about the picture?Copy !req
460. What, that Zapruder film in the file?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
461. Hell, son, that could be a photo
of my momma for all I know.Copy !req
462. No, no, it's him.Copy !req
463. I know it's him.
Negatory.Copy !req
464. We checked his story.
It tracks.Copy !req
465. He's lying!Copy !req
466. You have a blessed day.Copy !req
467. How can you do that?Copy !req
468. What's that, son?Copy !req
469. Just... just lie
like that.Copy !req
470. I sure hope you
catch that fellaCopy !req
471. who killed all those people.Copy !req
472. I'll be praying on it.Copy !req
473. Lorne Malvo.Copy !req
474. Did you know
the human eye can seeCopy !req
475. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. I said did you know
that the human eye can seeCopy !req
478. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
479. My question for you is why?Copy !req
480. Now just hold on.Copy !req
481. When you figure out
the answer to my question...Copy !req
482. then you'll have
the answer to yours.Copy !req
483. Where are they?Copy !req
484. In the back.Copy !req
485. Can't you hear?
It's driving me crazy.Copy !req
486. Yeah?
Yeah, Mr. Nygaard?Copy !req
487. This is Dave
from Duluth impound.Copy !req
488. Yeah, I'm gonna pick
her up probably Friday.Copy !req
489. No, sir, I'm supposed to tell
you your car's not ready yet.Copy !req
490. What do you mean?Copy !req
491. It's... Forensic
team's lookin' at it.Copy !req
492. Forensic?
Yes, sir. Just routine,Copy !req
493. but I can't release the car to
you till they release it to me.Copy !req
494. So, I'll call you when it's done, okay?
Bye, now.Copy !req
495. MR.
Hey, Lester.Copy !req
496. I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
497. Chaz?Copy !req
498. I said I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
499. Chaz, it's...
it's Lester.Copy !req
500. Look, I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.Copy !req
501. When are you not in...Copy !req
502. What kind of trouble?Copy !req
503. Well, I'm...Copy !req
504. I'm in the trunk of a car.Copy !req
505. What?Copy !req
506. A car. In...
in the trunk.Copy !req
507. You're in
the trunk of your car?Copy !req
508. No, not my car. It's...
it's these two fellas.Copy !req
509. You see, the thing...Copy !req
510. I think I may have been
kidnapped is the thing.Copy !req
511. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
512. They got me...
in the trunk.Copy !req
513. Uh-huh.Copy !req
514. I... I don't really
know where we're goin'.Copy !req
515. Did you say you got kidnapped?Copy !req
516. Lester, where are you?Copy !req
517. I'll call the cops.Copy !req
518. No, no, no. Don't...
don't call the...Copy !req
519. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Yeah, it's just a...Copy !req
520. I'm prankin' you.Copy !req
521. What'?
Yeah.Copy !req
522. Remember, how we used to... You
know, practical jokes and all.Copy !req
523. Well... you're it!Copy !req
524. You're an asshole.Copy !req
525. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
526. There you go.Copy !req
527. Come on.Copy !req
528. Let's go.Copy !req
529. You're gonna say it.Copy !req
530. "I, Lester Nygaard..."
You're gonna say it.Copy !req
531. "I, Lester Nygaard..."Copy !req
532. I, Lester Nygaard...Copy !req
533. LouderCopy !req
534. Louder!
I, Lester Nygaard...Copy !req
535. "Killed..." No. No, you
see, I did not kill...Copy !req
536. Lester, you're gonna say it.
One way or the other.Copy !req
537. Okay, all right?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
538. "Killed Sam Hess."Copy !req
539. That's not true.Copy !req
540. I didn't kill him.Copy !req
541. Yes, you did.Copy !req
542. No, I didn't.
Okay, then who was it?Copy !req
543. It was a man.
Who's the man?Copy !req
544. The man...Copy !req
545. Who? Who's him?
Who... who is him?Copy !req
546. It was the guy...Copy !req
547. What? Who? What guy?Copy !req
548. The guy...
(SCREAMS)Copy !req
549. I need... I need...Copy !req
550. Is this your car, sir?
What?Copy !req
551. Is this your car?Copy !req
552. No, no.Copy !req
553. I need... a ride back to town.Copy !req
554. Not a taxi service, sir. What?Copy !req
555. I said we're not a taxi... Please, I just...
I just need...Copy !req
556. Just give me a damn ride!
(GROANS)Copy !req
557. Oh!Copy !req
558. Heck, sir.Copy !req
559. Now I gotta arrest you.
Good, good. Let's go.Copy !req
560. Oh, jeez! Thanks.Copy !req
561. Okay-Copy !req
562. Jeez.Copy !req
563. Yeah, this is car 3108.Copy !req
564. Coming in with a 313.Copy !req
565. Copy, 3108.Copy !req
566. Yeah, guy punched me.Copy !req
567. Knock, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
568. How many times?Copy !req
569. Not now.Copy !req
570. Not now!Copy !req
571. Look, I wanna talk about Mom.Copy !req
572. I said not now.Copy !req
573. You're not being very nice.Copy !req
574. "Nice"?Copy !req
575. You think you go down
to the car dealershipCopy !req
576. and buy a car with "nice"?Copy !req
577. You think the girls at the
titty bar care about "nice"?Copy !req
578. It's kill or be killed, son.Copy !req
579. Are you crying?Copy !req
580. No.Copy !req
581. Don't.Copy !req
582. Kill or be killed.Copy !req
583. (SCREAMING) Help, get it off!
Get it off of me!Copy !req
584. Dad, what's happening?Copy !req
585. God!Copy !req
586. (DISGUISED VOICE) We demand
one million in unmarked bills.Copy !req
587. We'll call tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
with the drop instructions.Copy !req
588. Do you understand?Copy !req
589. Yeah.Copy !req
590. Remember, God is watching.
(LINE CLICKS)Copy !req
591. Was that him?Copy !req
592. God is real.Copy !req
593. Bartender...Copy !req
594. I tend... to have a beer
and then a little tequila guy.Copy !req
595. Looks like you
already had a few.Copy !req
596. Well, then, they're
working. Right?Copy !req
597. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
598. You know,
I'll tell you something.Copy !req
599. I will put... your eye out!
(GLASS SHATTERS)Copy !req
600. (PATRONS GASP) What?Copy !req
601. I was about to
send a search party.Copy !req
602. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
603. Cindy said Bill's on his way back.
What happened?Copy !req
604. Well... they let
him go. Malvo.Copy !req
605. Yeah, he had an alibi.
It checked out.Copy !req
606. But... it's him.Copy !req
607. How do you know?Copy !req
608. 'Cause I said the name,
Lorne Malvo,Copy !req
609. and he stopped and he
looked at me real funny.Copy !req
610. And then he said,
like, a riddle.Copy !req
611. What's that about a riddle?Copy !req
612. Like... how come
the human eye can seeCopy !req
613. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
614. 'Cause of predators.Copy !req
615. Used to be we
were monkeys, right?Copy !req
616. And in the woods, in the
jungle, everything's green.Copy !req
617. So, in order to not get eaten by
panthers and bears and the like,Copy !req
618. we had to be able to see them, you
know, grass and trees and such.Copy !req
619. Predators.Copy !req
620. So what do we do now?Copy !req
621. Lester.Copy !req
622. Can I get, like, a phone call?
And a...Copy !req
623. and a chicken pot pie?Copy !req
624. Sleep it off, rummies.Copy !req