Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes 1x5

Directed by

Laura Drummond as Courtney Bonner-Davis (voice) • Sam Vincent as H.E.R.B.I.E. (voice) • Michael Dobson as Mr. Bonner-Davis/Ronan the Accuser (voice) • Colin Murdock as Willie Lumpkin (voice) • Mark Oliver as Commander Kl'rt (voice)

Upon returning from a mission, the team finds their neighbors in the Baxter Building much more friendly than usual, but it soon becomes clear their "neighbors" are shape-shifting aliens - the Skrulls!

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1. Trans-spatial quantifiers online.

2. Extruding prime reality particles,

3. and galactic positioning system is in the green.

4. Or, as us non-eggheads say, "Welcome home."

5. Gotta say, for going to another galaxy, I was expecting a little more excitement.

6. More razzle dazzle.

7. Like that.

8. Um, nothing to worry about.

9. Probably an aftershock from sub-space travel.

10. I haven't quite perfected the re-entry sub routine.

11. No kidding.

12. You can count me out of these "Sunday drives." Too bumpy.

13. Aw, did the widdle wockpile twist a pebble out of pwace?

14. Zip it, Matchstick.

15. Now what?

16. Susan!

17. Hold on.

18. Oh, yeah, you guys can't fly.

19. Ew. I got genius all over me.

20. Uh, do we have a dog?

21. - Oh. - Susan, darling.

22. I simply couldn't wait any longer to welcome you home.

23. Huh?

24. "Welcome us?" Wait, is this a joke?

25. Are you suing us again?

26. How about you make some coffee, and we'll chitty-chit chat about your...

27. Right. Uh, now's not a good time, Courtney.

28. Reed's, um, de-calcifi-erated something.

29. I have to go.

30. Operative 417 to command, subjects are in place.

31. Begin observation and collection of samples.

32. H.E.R.B.I.E., I need you to run a system diagnostic.

33. The doorbell and the elevator are malfunctioning.

34. El gato es muy macho!

35. Uh, I'm sorry? The cat is what?

36. Potencial ilimitado de la axila!

37. La flotacin grande satisface rapidamente!

38. Grande!

39. H.E.R.B.I.E., why are you speaking in Spanish?

40. And why are you not making sense?

41. Muy grande!

42. I have triple backups to prevent a full system failure.

43. What is going on?

44. - H.E.R.B.I.E., can you... - Goal!

45. Courtney hates us. Why would she welcome us home?

46. I still say she's a Doombot. No one can be that horrible.

47. Huh?

48. My cheese steak tastes like chicken.

49. Oh, come on. The plumbing, too? This is ridiculous.

50. I'm calling someone.

51. Hmm. This apple tastes like chicken, too.

52. You'd think with all the high-tech genius inventions

53. Reed's put in this building, we can have clean water.

54. Oh.

55. Ooh. Ugh.

56. Mmm, chicken.

57. I'll get it.

58. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

59. Hey, Willie. Little early for Christmas cards, isn't it?

60. Here are your presents.

61. It's so good to see you again, human.

62. Torch. Human Torch.

63. Oh, look. You have letters.

64. Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, and Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman.

65. Tell me, her brother,

66. what do you think Susan is most afraid of in all the universe?

67. Uh, I don't know. Clowns, maybe?

68. Ahh.

69. I thought we could cook together. Or possibly do arts and crafts.

70. Uh, Courtney, now is not a good time, we're having problems with...

71. How did you get in here?

72. Problems? How exciting!

73. You must have so many adventures as cosmically altered super beings.

74. It must be so wonderful.

75. Well, you look amazing.

76. You must tell me who cuts your hair, and how you've been doing,

77. and how exactly your brother, Jonathan's powers work.

78. Stupid elevator. H.E.R.B., set up the weights.

79. I gotta work this kink out of my back.

80. Las cajas publicas hacen seas el milkshake reservado!

81. Wait, was that technical, or just not English?

82. Huh?

83. Well, my back does feel better.

84. Hey, watch it.

85. H.E.R.B.I.E., when I get my hands on you...

86. Uh, like I said, H.E.R.B.I.E., you're the best.

87. My favorite computer ever.

88. Okay, no more Mr. nice Thing.

89. Greetings, Benjamin.

90. Alicia. Watch out. The room's gone... crazy.

91. Or maybe I have.

92. Look. I am an artist, and have made you something.

93. Oh, that's... really something, Alicia.

94. Yes, it is artistic genius.

95. - Huh? - Genius, just like Reed Richards.

96. Speaking of Reed, what do you think his most crucial weakness is?

97. Computadora. Tenga accesoa la invalidacion de funcionamiento.

98. Autorizacin Richards zero-uno.

99. H.E.R.B.I.E.? Mrs. Monet?

100. I, I'm very busy right...

101. What are you— How did you get in here?

102. Oh, that nice Benjamin Grimm,

103. also known as the Thing, let me in.

104. I like him, he's so wonderful.

105. Maybe you can tell me everything you know about him,

106. like his skin density and upper strength limits?

107. I'm sorry, I just don't have time right now, Mrs. Monet.

108. Maybe next week.

109. Reed, is this thing working?

110. I read you, Susan. What is it?

111. You mean aside from the elevators, the plumbing, electrical, phones

112. and the fact that all the food tastes like chicken?

113. We're infested with neighbors!

114. Can you just come down here? Something weird is going on.

115. You don't say.

116. And then we can watch movies.

117. And talk all about the effects of cosmic rays.

118. Dude, I don't have any of Sue's hair.

119. And that's just creepy.

120. Yeah, I'm sorry, Alicia. I just need some sleep I think.

121. But thanks for the... whatever this is.

122. Maybe staying up and talking will help you sleep?

123. We could talk about art or spontaneous human combustion.

124. We have to get a new mail man.

125. Could everyone join mein the living room?

126. I'm having the most stimulating conversation with Mrs. Monet.

127. That's great, Mrs. Monet.

128. I'm so glad you and your cats are doing well.

129. No problems? You feel okay?

130. Pish tosh. I'm fine.

131. You're so sweet to ask.

132. Well, we've known each other for what?

133. Five hundred years? Is that about right?

134. Is Reed that old?

135. Yes, I think that's about right.

136. Yes, I remember, we met on the moon.

137. You had flown up in your bathtub, isn't that right?

138. Oh, the moon. So beautiful.

139. I haven't taken the bathtub out there in years.

140. Of course not. Not with your beautiful wings.

141. They're so white and fluffy.

142. Would you mind? I'd love to see them.

143. Oh, you're such a charmer, Dr. Richards.

144. You can say that again.

145. See? They don't suspect a thing.

146. It was lovely chatting with you. Maybe I can come back later?

147. Maybe.

148. Not. What was that?

149. - What happened to Mrs. Monet? - And Alicia.

150. Who's up for pizza?

151. That's Stretch?

152. Wait, should we be using the...

153. Well, that could have been worse.

154. Like that.

155. This is cozy.

156. The entire building has been compromised.

157. I suspect that our friends and neighbors

158. have been replaced by some manner of shape-shifter.

159. Most likely alien, given their shaky knowledge of humanity.

160. Aliens. Great.

161. - Uh, Alicia? - Easy, Ben. We'll find her.

162. I need to try to get my lab back online.

163. We should split up. Johnny, you're with me.

164. Hah. I got picked first, you losers.

165. Susan, Ben, I need you to try and determine the status of our friends.

166. Make sure they're all right.

167. Uh, how exactly are we supposed to do that?

168. Clobber them, right?

169. We can't risk endangering our friends if they've been captured.

170. Perhaps something a little more subtle is in order.

171. Howdy neighbor.

172. Susan? How nice. What do you want?

173. Oh, I just thought I'd drop by for a bit. I brought Ben.

174. Got anything to eat?

175. Hmm.

176. So, Courtney, we're such good friends,

177. er, but I can barely remember the last time we just hung out.

178. Do you remember?

179. Oh, you know, there was that time.

180. I never know if you're around, being invisible and all.

181. Tell me, what's it like when you turn invisible?

182. How do you turn it on?

183. Oh, that's boring.

184. Let's talk about— Oh, I don't know, uh, TV, or alien abductions!

185. Oh, hey. Being a super hero must be a lot of pressure.

186. Hey, say, speaking of pressure,

187. uh... how much pressure can you exert?

188. Fifty of your tons?

189. One hundred?

190. - That's it. I ain't built for subtle. - Ow.

191. Where's Alicia, you shape-shifting creep?

192. Oh, you know Ben and Edward. Always messing around.

193. Ow!

194. Suzy...

195. Skrull command, the humans have identified us.

196. Begin genetic sampling and containment now.

197. Just another minute, Johnny. It's all spaghetti in here.

198. Incredible. Can we hurry this up?

199. I like open spaces, not creepy access tunnels

200. where you're just begging to get abducted and... probed.

201. Ow! What the...

202. Johnny? What's wrong?

203. Willie.

204. Alien.

205. Probed me.

206. Okay, then. Let's go find the others.

207. I've got a theory, and I need Susan to test it out.

208. I got probed.

209. Next time, do your homework. Courtney would never compliment anyone.

210. Reed, you were right.

211. They're aliens. They call themselves Skrulls.

212. Skrulls, huh?

213. Well, if they don't produce Alicia in about one second,

214. they're gonna be called punching bags.

215. Susan, Ben, get back to the lab, quickly.

216. Ben, come on.

217. No worries, folks, nothing to see here.

218. Just stay inside, and everything will be all...

219. right. Crud.

220. What if, uh...

221. what if he injected me with, uh... alien eggs? Uh.

222. I... I can feel it in my chest. My chest is tightening.

223. I can't, I can't breathe.

224. We've been invaded, Stretch.

225. They're everywhere. They've taken everyone in the building.

226. To be precise, the building hasn't been taken over.

227. We have.

228. Reed, you're not making any sense.

229. It's not everyone else that's been taken, it's us.

230. Susan, make the sky outside invisible.

231. - What? I can't. - Please, try it.

232. It's probes for everyone. Game over, man. Game over.

233. From what I can gather, the turbulence we encountered

234. on our way home was actually the Skrulls transporting us here

235. to a detailed simulacrum of the Baxter Building.

236. They must have been studying us for a while.

237. They recreated our home, our neighbors.

238. Well, they did a bang up job.

239. Maybe they were rushed.

240. It was enough to keep us fooled.

241. Well played, Reed Richards of Earth.

242. Ahh!

243. But your newfound knowledge will not save you.

244. Stay cool. Think. We have to stay together.

245. We were already separated, Susan.

246. Technically, any one us could be—

247. - A prober? - Enough with the probes.

248. Hey, cut that out.

249. Intriguing.

250. Indeed. You've taken my shape and infiltrated my team.

251. He's lying. I'm Reed.

252. Oh, this is bad, Reed.

253. - Don't listen to her, Reed. - She's the Skrull.

254. - Guys, it's me. - Johnny, straighten up.

255. Everyone focus.

256. They may be able to take our shapes, but they can't take our powers.

257. So you're saying they can't do this?

258. I say it's back to plan "A," clobber everyone and sort it out later.

259. Listen up, you alien freaks.

260. Now, you obviously have great taste in choosing to impersonate me,

261. and you look really, really good, of course,

262. but I'm a one of a kind.

263. Accept no substitutes.

264. Flame on!

265. - Impressive! - Intriguing!

266. Fascinating!

267. Ooh.

268. Ahh.

269. Careful, Susan.

270. Indeed.

271. What was that?

272. We have the final genetic sample.

273. Do you want the subjects contained?

274. No. They're too dangerous.

275. We have what we need.

276. They will be eliminated.

277. "Genetic samples." See? Probes.

278. In case we don't make it outta here, I never liked you, Johnny.

279. I know you didn't. I know.

280. - That's never good. - Susan!

281. - Report? - It's done, Commander Kl'rt.

282. - The Fantastic Four are no more. - Look again, fool.

283. Reed... I can't... hold...

284. Just one second more.

285. Open fire.

286. Seal the hull. Get Repairs.

287. Sir, the breach is too wide.

288. We can't— What should we do?

289. We have all that we need.

290. Leave them for now. We will return.

291. - Don't ever make me do that again. - We're going after them, right?

292. Absolutely...

293. not.

294. H.E.R.B.I.E.? Esta usted ahi?

295. Welcome home, Dr. Richards. Si, estoy aqui.

296. Are we speaking Spanish now? Fun!

297. - Mail call. - You just stay away from me, got that?

298. Uh, well...

299. I... I've got your new Hot Rod magazine.

300. Aw, sweet. Thanks, Willie.

301. What do you want?

302. Hi, Courtney. I just wanted to say hi, you know, catch up a little,

303. uh, hang out?

304. Have those powers affected your brain?

305. Go away. Or better yet, move out.

306. That's better.

307. So what?

308. We got abducted, Johnny got probed. But we won.

309. The aliens ran away. Earth is safe.

310. The Skrulls went through an incredible amount of trouble

311. to get genetic samples from us.

312. It wasn't just for an elaborate joke.

313. We may have survived today,

314. but I don't think we've heard the last of this.

315. We have the samples.

316. Well done, Skrull.

317. Soon, you will have a warrior greater than any in the known universe.

318. All thanks to the Fantastic Four.