1. Trans-spatial quantifiers online.
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2. Extruding prime reality particles,
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3. and galactic positioning system
is in the green.
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4. Or, as us non-eggheads say,
"Welcome home."
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5. Gotta say, for going to another galaxy,
I was expecting a little more excitement.
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6. More razzle dazzle.
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7. Like that.
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8. Um, nothing to worry about.
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9. Probably an aftershock
from sub-space travel.
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10. I haven't quite perfected
the re-entry sub routine.
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11. No kidding.
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12. You can count me out
of these "Sunday drives." Too bumpy.
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13. Aw, did the widdle wockpile
twist a pebble out of pwace?
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14. Zip it, Matchstick.
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15. Now what?
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16. Susan!
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17. Hold on.
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18. Oh, yeah, you guys can't fly.
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19. Ew. I got genius all over me.
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20. Uh, do we have a dog?
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21. - Oh.
- Susan, darling.
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22. I simply couldn't wait any longer
to welcome you home.
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23. Huh?
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24. "Welcome us?" Wait, is this a joke?
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25. Are you suing us again?
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26. How about you make some coffee,
and we'll chitty-chit chat about your...
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27. Right. Uh, now's not
a good time, Courtney.
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28. Reed's, um, de-calcifi-erated something.
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29. I have to go.
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30. Operative 417 to command,
subjects are in place.
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31. Begin observation
and collection of samples.
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32. H.E.R.B.I.E., I need you to run
a system diagnostic.
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33. The doorbell and the elevator
are malfunctioning.
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34. El gato es muy macho!
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35. Uh, I'm sorry? The cat is what?
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36. Potencial ilimitado de la axila!
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37. La flotacin grande satisface rapidamente!
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38. Grande!
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39. H.E.R.B.I.E., why are you
speaking in Spanish?
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40. And why are you not making sense?
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41. Muy grande!
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42. I have triple backups
to prevent a full system failure.
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43. What is going on?
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44. - H.E.R.B.I.E., can you...
- Goal!
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45. Courtney hates us.
Why would she welcome us home?
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46. I still say she's a Doombot.
No one can be that horrible.
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47. Huh?
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48. My cheese steak tastes like chicken.
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49. Oh, come on. The plumbing, too?
This is ridiculous.
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50. I'm calling someone.
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51. Hmm. This apple tastes like chicken, too.
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52. You'd think with all
the high-tech genius inventions
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53. Reed's put in this building,
we can have clean water.
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54. Oh.
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55. Ooh. Ugh.
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56. Mmm, chicken.
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57. I'll get it.
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58. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.
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59. Hey, Willie. Little early
for Christmas cards, isn't it?
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60. Here are your presents.
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61. It's so good to see you again, human.
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62. Torch. Human Torch.
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63. Oh, look. You have letters.
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64. Mr. Fantastic, the Thing,
and Susan Storm, the Invisible Woman.
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65. Tell me, her brother,
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66. what do you think Susan
is most afraid of in all the universe?
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67. Uh, I don't know. Clowns, maybe?
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68. Ahh.
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69. I thought we could cook together.
Or possibly do arts and crafts.
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70. Uh, Courtney, now is not a good time,
we're having problems with...
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71. How did you get in here?
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72. Problems? How exciting!
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73. You must have so many adventures
as cosmically altered super beings.
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74. It must be so wonderful.
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75. Well, you look amazing.
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76. You must tell me who cuts your hair,
and how you've been doing,
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77. and how exactly your brother,
Jonathan's powers work.
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78. Stupid elevator.
H.E.R.B., set up the weights.
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79. I gotta work this kink out of my back.
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80. Las cajas publicas hacen
seas el milkshake reservado!
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81. Wait, was that technical,
or just not English?
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82. Huh?
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83. Well, my back does feel better.
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84. Hey, watch it.
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85. H.E.R.B.I.E., when I get
my hands on you...
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86. Uh, like I said,
H.E.R.B.I.E., you're the best.
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87. My favorite computer ever.
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88. Okay, no more Mr. nice Thing.
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89. Greetings, Benjamin.
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90. Alicia. Watch out.
The room's gone... crazy.
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91. Or maybe I have.
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92. Look. I am an artist,
and have made you something.
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93. Oh, that's... really something, Alicia.
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94. Yes, it is artistic genius.
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95. - Huh?
- Genius, just like Reed Richards.
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96. Speaking of Reed, what do you think
his most crucial weakness is?
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97. Computadora. Tenga accesoa la invalidacion de funcionamiento.
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98. Autorizacin Richards zero-uno.
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99. H.E.R.B.I.E.? Mrs. Monet?
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100. I, I'm very busy right...
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101. What are you— How did you get in here?
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102. Oh, that nice Benjamin Grimm,
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103. also known as the Thing, let me in.
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104. I like him, he's so wonderful.
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105. Maybe you can tell me
everything you know about him,
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106. like his skin density
and upper strength limits?
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107. I'm sorry, I just don't have time
right now, Mrs. Monet.
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108. Maybe next week.
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109. Reed, is this thing working?
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110. I read you, Susan. What is it?
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111. You mean aside from the elevators, the plumbing, electrical, phones
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112. and the fact that all the food
tastes like chicken?
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113. We're infested with neighbors!
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114. Can you just come down here?
Something weird is going on.
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115. You don't say.
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116. And then we can watch movies.
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117. And talk all about the effects
of cosmic rays.
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118. Dude, I don't have any of Sue's hair.
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119. And that's just creepy.
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120. Yeah, I'm sorry, Alicia.
I just need some sleep I think.
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121. But thanks for the... whatever this is.
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122. Maybe staying up and talking
will help you sleep?
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123. We could talk about art
or spontaneous human combustion.
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124. We have to get a new mail man.
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125. Could everyone join mein the living room?
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126. I'm having the most stimulating
conversation with Mrs. Monet.
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127. That's great, Mrs. Monet.
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128. I'm so glad you and your cats
are doing well.
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129. No problems? You feel okay?
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130. Pish tosh. I'm fine.
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131. You're so sweet to ask.
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132. Well, we've known each other for what?
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133. Five hundred years? Is that about right?
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134. Is Reed that old?
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135. Yes, I think that's about right.
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136. Yes, I remember, we met on the moon.
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137. You had flown up in your bathtub,
isn't that right?
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138. Oh, the moon. So beautiful.
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139. I haven't taken the bathtub
out there in years.
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140. Of course not.
Not with your beautiful wings.
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141. They're so white and fluffy.
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142. Would you mind? I'd love to see them.
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143. Oh, you're such a charmer,
Dr. Richards.
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144. You can say that again.
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145. See? They don't suspect a thing.
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146. It was lovely chatting with you.
Maybe I can come back later?
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147. Maybe.
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148. Not. What was that?
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149. - What happened to Mrs. Monet?
- And Alicia.
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150. Who's up for pizza?
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151. That's Stretch?
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152. Wait, should we be using the...
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153. Well, that could have been worse.
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154. Like that.
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155. This is cozy.
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156. The entire building has been compromised.
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157. I suspect that our friends and neighbors
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158. have been replaced
by some manner of shape-shifter.
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159. Most likely alien,
given their shaky knowledge of humanity.
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160. Aliens.
Great.
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161. - Uh, Alicia?
- Easy, Ben. We'll find her.
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162. I need to try to get my lab back online.
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163. We should split up.
Johnny, you're with me.
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164. Hah. I got picked first, you losers.
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165. Susan, Ben, I need you to try
and determine the status of our friends.
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166. Make sure they're all right.
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167. Uh, how exactly
are we supposed to do that?
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168. Clobber them, right?
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169. We can't risk endangering our friends
if they've been captured.
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170. Perhaps something a little more subtle
is in order.
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171. Howdy neighbor.
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172. Susan? How nice. What do you want?
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173. Oh, I just thought I'd drop by for a bit.
I brought Ben.
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174. Got anything to eat?
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175. Hmm.
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176. So, Courtney, we're such good friends,
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177. er, but I can barely remember
the last time we just hung out.
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178. Do you remember?
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179. Oh, you know, there was that time.
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180. I never know if you're around,
being invisible and all.
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181. Tell me, what's it like
when you turn invisible?
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182. How do you turn it on?
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183. Oh, that's boring.
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184. Let's talk about— Oh, I don't know, uh,
TV, or alien abductions!
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185. Oh, hey. Being a super hero
must be a lot of pressure.
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186. Hey, say, speaking of pressure,
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187. uh... how much pressure can you exert?
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188. Fifty of your tons?
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189. One hundred?
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190. - That's it. I ain't built for subtle.
- Ow.
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191. Where's Alicia, you shape-shifting creep?
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192. Oh, you know Ben and Edward.
Always messing around.
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193. Ow!
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194. Suzy...
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195. Skrull command,
the humans have identified us.
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196. Begin genetic sampling
and containment now.
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197. Just another minute, Johnny.
It's all spaghetti in here.
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198. Incredible. Can we hurry this up?
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199. I like open spaces,
not creepy access tunnels
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200. where you're just begging to get abducted
and... probed.
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201. Ow! What the...
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202. Johnny? What's wrong?
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203. Willie.
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204. Alien.
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205. Probed me.
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206. Okay, then. Let's go find the others.
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207. I've got a theory,
and I need Susan to test it out.
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208. I got probed.
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209. Next time, do your homework.
Courtney would never compliment anyone.
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210. Reed, you were right.
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211. They're aliens.
They call themselves Skrulls.
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212. Skrulls, huh?
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213. Well, if they don't produce Alicia
in about one second,
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214. they're gonna be called punching bags.
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215. Susan, Ben, get back to the lab, quickly.
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216. Ben, come on.
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217. No worries, folks, nothing to see here.
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218. Just stay inside,
and everything will be all...
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219. right. Crud.
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220. What if, uh...
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221. what if he injected me with, uh...
alien eggs? Uh.
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222. I... I can feel it in my chest.
My chest is tightening.
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223. I can't, I can't breathe.
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224. We've been invaded, Stretch.
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225. They're everywhere.
They've taken everyone in the building.
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226. To be precise, the building
hasn't been taken over.
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227. We have.
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228. Reed, you're not making any sense.
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229. It's not everyone else
that's been taken, it's us.
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230. Susan, make the sky outside invisible.
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231. - What? I can't.
- Please, try it.
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232. It's probes for everyone.
Game over, man. Game over.
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233. From what I can gather,
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234. on our way home was actually
the Skrulls transporting us here
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235. to a detailed simulacrum
of the Baxter Building.
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236. They must have been
studying us for a while.
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237. They recreated our home, our neighbors.
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238. Well, they did a bang up job.
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239. Maybe they were rushed.
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240. It was enough to keep us fooled.
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241. Well played, Reed Richards of Earth.
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242. Ahh!
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243. But your newfound knowledge
will not save you.
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244. Stay cool. Think.
We have to stay together.
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245. We were already separated, Susan.
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246. Technically, any one us could be—
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247. - A prober?
- Enough with the probes.
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248. Hey, cut that out.
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249. Intriguing.
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250. Indeed. You've taken my shape
and infiltrated my team.
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251. He's lying. I'm Reed.
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252. Oh, this is bad, Reed.
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253. - Don't listen to her, Reed.
- She's the Skrull.
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254. - Guys, it's me.
- Johnny, straighten up.
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255. Everyone focus.
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256. They may be able to take our shapes,
but they can't take our powers.
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257. So you're saying they can't do this?
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258. I say it's back to plan "A,"
clobber everyone and sort it out later.
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259. Listen up, you alien freaks.
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260. Now, you obviously have great taste
in choosing to impersonate me,
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261. and you look really,
really good, of course,
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262. but I'm a one of a kind.
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263. Accept no substitutes.
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264. Flame on!
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265. - Impressive!
- Intriguing!
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266. Fascinating!
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267. Ooh.
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268. Ahh.
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269. Careful, Susan.
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270. Indeed.
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271. What was that?
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272. We have the final genetic sample.
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273. Do you want the subjects contained?
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274. No. They're too dangerous.
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275. We have what we need.
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276. They will be eliminated.
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277. "Genetic samples." See? Probes.
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278. In case we don't make it outta here,
I never liked you, Johnny.
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279. I know you didn't. I know.
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280. - That's never good.
- Susan!
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281. - Report?
- It's done, Commander Kl'rt.
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282. - The Fantastic Four are no more.
- Look again, fool.
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283. Reed... I can't... hold...
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284. Just one second more.
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285. Open fire.
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286. Seal the hull. Get Repairs.
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287. Sir, the breach is too wide.
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288. We can't— What should we do?
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289. We have all that we need.
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290. Leave them for now. We will return.
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291. - Don't ever make me do that again.
- We're going after them, right?
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292. Absolutely...
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293. not.
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294. H.E.R.B.I.E.?
Esta usted ahi?
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295. Welcome home, Dr. Richards.
Si, estoy aqui.
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296. Are we speaking Spanish now? Fun!
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297. - Mail call.
- You just stay away from me, got that?
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298. Uh, well...
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299. I... I've got your new
Hot Rod magazine.
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300. Aw, sweet. Thanks, Willie.
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301. What do you want?
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302. Hi, Courtney. I just wanted to say hi,
you know, catch up a little,
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303. uh, hang out?
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304. Have those powers affected your brain?
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305. Go away. Or better yet, move out.
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306. That's better.
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307. So what?
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308. We got abducted, Johnny got probed.
But we won.
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309. The aliens ran away. Earth is safe.
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310. The Skrulls went through
an incredible amount of trouble
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311. to get genetic samples from us.
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312. It wasn't just for an elaborate joke.
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313. We may have survived today,
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314. but I don't think
we've heard the last of this.
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315. We have the samples.
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316. Well done, Skrull.
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317. Soon, you will have a warrior greater
than any in the known universe.
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318. All thanks to the Fantastic Four.
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