1. This is what happens
when you ask Reed Richards
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2. to install a barbecue grill.
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3. T-minus 10 minutes
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4. till my Aunt Petunia's
famous ribs are done.
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5. Hey! Hello?
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6. Anyone home?
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7. What are you two doing?
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8. - We're gonna spy on Reed.
- No, we're not.
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9. Oh, come on!
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10. You want to know as much as me.
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11. More, probably.
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12. Someone want to explain
what you two are going on about?
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13. Some guy shows up at the door,
says he's an old friend of Reed's.
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14. Real jittery little guy,
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15. named, uh, Brice, Boris,
something like that.
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16. I'm not doing it.
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17. Anyway, Reed rushes him into his lab
and locks down the elevator.
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18. They've been up there for hours.
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19. So now Sue's going to make
the ceiling invisible
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20. under the lab so we can get a peek.
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21. And, Ben, dinner's on fire.
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22. Oh, no!
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23. We have to respect Reed's privacy...
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24. So it will be a small peek,
just for a second.
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25. Whoa!
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26. Reed!
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27. - Ben, tell me that was you.
- Nope.
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28. It's clobberin' time!
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29. It's the Hulk! I mean, the Hulk!
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30. I thought he was like
Bigfoot or something!
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31. His breath's real enough.
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32. Say good night, jolly green.
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33. Oh.
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34. Now when I said "Bigfoot" before,
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35. I wasn't trying to suggest
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36. that you're a hairy, ugly, smelly... Ugh!
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37. Fire man talk too much.
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38. Yeah. I get that a lot...
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39. I won't let you hurt my family.
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40. Huh?
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41. I'm warning you, monster. Stay back.
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42. That... really... hurts.
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43. Okay, sunshine, let's try this again!
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44. - Did you see how big he was?
- Johnny!
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45. Okay, okay. Flame on!
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46. So, what's your name?
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47. Johnny!
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48. Call me!
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49. So, you ready to sit down
and talk this out?
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50. Guess not.
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51. Hulk smash stupid orange rock man!
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52. No one is stronger than Hulk!
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53. Is that a fact? Let's just see about that.
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54. What happened? Where's Bruce?
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55. Reed, I'm sorry,
but I think the Hulk ate your friend.
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56. - The Hulk?
- Reed, what's going on? How did—
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57. Go help Johnny and Ben.
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58. I'll be there as soon as I can.
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59. You're just lucky...
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60. I'm tired from working out today.
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61. What do ya think of that?
How's the pavement taste?
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62. Oh, boy.
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63. I coulda done that!
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64. Now come here and fight like a... Oof!
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65. Can you wait right there
so I can get my camera?
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66. Move before I throw you at him.
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67. Hey, far be it for me
to complain about property damage,
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68. but maybe we should leave
some of the city standing.
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69. Hey!
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70. Hey, you did that on purpose!
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71. Huh!
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72. Stone face too slow!
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73. You're not exactly Quicksilver yourself,
big guy.
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74. Fire man make fun of Hulk!
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75. Whoa!
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76. No one laughs at Hulk!
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77. Where fire man go?
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78. This has gotten way out of hand.
We have to end this, now!
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79. Home base, this is Jenkins.
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80. Target has been located
in lower Manhattan.
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81. Copy that.
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82. But we have a complication.
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83. Four complications, actually.
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84. Have you lost your mind?
You're turning New York into a war zone!
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85. - Too many lives are at stake.
- He started it.
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86. Yeah, well, I'm ending it.
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87. Sue!
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88. That's it, I'm taking him down!
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89. Don't hurt him!
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90. Shouldn't you be telling him
not to hurt us?
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91. Rubber man make Hulk angry!
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92. I know. I'm sorry.
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93. Hulk dizzy.
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94. The device affects his inner ear.
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95. It should put him off balance
and finally make him pass out.
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96. That's the guy!
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97. That's the guy
that Reed brought up to his lab!
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98. So, Stretch, how long you been friends
with the Hulk?
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99. His name is Bruce Banner.
He was one of the few people
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100. I could hold a conversation with
in graduate school.
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101. We were both experimenting with radiation.
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102. Whereas my interest was cosmic rays,
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103. - his was gamma rays.
- Nerd alert!
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104. Bruce was convincedthat gamma rays were the key to a cure.
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105. A cure for what?
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106. Everything. But it all went wrong.
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107. After I left, I heard about the accident.
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108. How long have you known about this?
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109. Since the day it happened.
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110. It wasn't hard to put together.
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111. Bruce should really be explaining this.
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112. I told him that I would keep his secret.
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113. That secret almost destroyed us!
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114. How could you bring the Hulk
into our home and not tell us?
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115. Now we're responsible
for demolishing half the city.
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116. It was only a few blocks, actually.
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117. We put our trust in you every day.
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118. Why can't you do the same with us?
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119. Sorry.
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120. I'm just glad she's not
mad at me for once.
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121. We've received building
schematics and are en route.
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122. And if the Four interfere?
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123. Huh, understood.
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124. Let's get one thing straight,
you are not stronger than me.
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125. Lucky for you Stretch called it off,
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126. 'cause you were about two seconds away
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127. from a one-of-a-kind, no-holds-barred
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128. Ben Grimm beat down!
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129. You must be Ben.
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130. No use in kissin' up now, chump.
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131. Come on, go green.
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132. Let's settle this.
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133. Bruce, I'm so sorry for all this.
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134. I must have miscalculated
the levels of radiation in my experiment.
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135. Don't apologize, Reed.
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136. You did the best you could.
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137. And your calculations were perfect.
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138. Nerds!
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139. It was me.
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140. My anger triggers the transformation.
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141. I shouldn't have let my frustration
get the best of me.
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142. Wait, are you saying
you Hulk out when you get angry?
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143. So, uh, I don't really
think you're a nerd.
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144. I call everyone that.
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145. Like a term of affection.
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146. I'm sorry, Reed.
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147. I didn't mean to drag you
into the middle of my nightmare.
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148. I've just been on the run for so long.
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149. - I didn't know who else to turn to.
- It's okay, Bruce.
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150. My work on Ben's cure
may still be helpful to you.
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151. We just need time.
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152. Sure. After all, us monsters
have to stick together.
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153. Especially with you not being
as strong as me.
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154. You think you're a monster?
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155. Ben Grimm is... a hero,
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156. a role model...
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157. a celebrity.
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158. The Hulk is a force of nature.
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159. He's pure rage and destruction
that can't be stopped.
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160. The Hulk is the real monster.
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161. I have to go.
I was a fool to come here, to a city!
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162. So many people. They'll be coming for me.
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163. Who will?
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164. They live upstairs!
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165. Proximity alert.No, wait, perimeter breach.
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166. No, intruder alert!
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167. Multiple contacts detected!
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168. Oh! They're cutting my—
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169. I have to get out of here.
I can't be captured.
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170. These people want to turn
the Hulk into a living weapon!
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171. I don't know what kind of lame bad guys
you deal with, Hulk-o,
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172. but we're the Fantastic Four!
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173. This is nothing. Am I right, Reed?
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174. Hmm, whatever technology they used
to breach the building's defenses
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175. must be state of the art.
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176. But we took down the Mole Man.
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177. This is no game!
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178. I can't begin to describe the destruction
the Hulk could cause under their control.
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179. Ben, you protect Bruce. Hide him.
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180. Johnny and I will deal with the intruders.
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181. Don't worry, you big green wimp.
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182. I won't let anything happen to you.
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183. I could stick you in the fridge.
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184. Or under Reed's bed.
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185. I think there's a black hole
or something under there.
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186. Just get me out of here!
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187. You know, the Hulk
really caught me by surprise
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188. back in the lab.
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189. If I had a chance to strategize
a little more...
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190. - Ben, please!
- Relax!
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191. The FF do this kind of thing every day!
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192. I'm normally very accommodating to guests,
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193. but I have to draw the line
at walking on me.
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194. Ahh!
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195. Torch angry!
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196. And hungry!
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197. You guys might give Hulk a hard time,
but come on.
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198. I've fought Dr. Doom.
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199. This oughta do it.
No Hulkin' out in there now.
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200. I just polished her.
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201. Well, on second thought,
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202. Hulk out all you want.
This is Johnny's car.
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203. Hmm, sonic weaponry. Impressive.
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204. Take him out!
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205. Not bad, not bad.
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206. That's the kind of hustle
you've got to give
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207. if you want to play in the big leagues.
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208. If you want to be real super villains...
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209. Sleepy time now.
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210. Ben, are you there? What's going on?
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211. You've led me
on a merry chase, Dr. Banner.
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212. It's over. You lose.
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213. And now, thanks to you,
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214. home base is going to have
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215. five superhuman weapons at their disposal.
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216. Agent Pratt, still no sign
of the Invisible Woman, Sir.
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217. That's why they call it "invisible."
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218. She's here! Use your infrared goggles!
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219. Quickly! Drop the others
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220. while they're still disoriented!
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221. You are seriously
outclassed here, Agent Pratt.
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222. Give up.
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223. Flame on!
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224. We have to get Bruce back
before they take off!
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225. Suzy, how about a lift?
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226. This is a white zone!
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227. There is no abducting big green monsters
in a white zone!
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228. Oh, I'm sorry,
were you trying to take off?
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229. My bad, I melted your rotors!
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230. Do you have the package aboard?
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231. Yeah, but the thing is...
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232. Take off!
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233. Whoa.
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234. It's possible that I made a...
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235. that I may have misjudged...
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236. I completely blew it.
I should have told you.
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237. Apology accepted,
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238. but we've got bigger
problems at the moment.
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239. They got away with the Hulk.
You know, Bruce.
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240. - What now?
- We go after him.
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241. Bruce has suffered enough.
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242. How are we going to find them?
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243. They've got a head start
and rocket engines!
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244. Rocket engines? You wound me.
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245. I've got a fix on Bruce.
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246. His gamma signature is like a flare gun.
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247. You can't miss it.
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248. Sir! I've got inbound
closing on our position.
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249. It looks like...
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250. Radio home base! We need backup!
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251. - Uh, Ben?
- Yeah, yeah. I see 'em.
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252. We don't have time for this.
They've already unloading Bruce!
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253. - I'm on it!
- Get to Bruce. I'll help Johnny.
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254. That was kind of fun.
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255. Never get too close to an open flame.
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256. Robot plane go boom!
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257. Man, I am good!
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258. What... what happened?
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259. It's okay. We're getting you out of—
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260. Ahh!
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261. Huh?
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262. Okay, so we've done better rescues.
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263. I'm gonna need your help, pal.
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264. Me? What do you want me to do?
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265. Not you. My big green playmate.
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266. What? No!
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267. And I can't just change,
I... I have to get angry.
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268. Your pants are out of style.
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269. - You've got a bad haircut.
- What?
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270. Your momma's so ugly...
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271. Ben, that's not going to work.
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272. All right, try this.
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273. These guys are going to use
the Hulk to hurt people.
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274. Innocent people, Banner!
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275. And there's nothing you can do to stop it!
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276. They're going to let out the monster.
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277. No, no. Aah.
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278. What are you doing, you numbskull?
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279. Not me! Them! Attack them!
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280. Rock man made fun of Hulk's momma!
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281. Okay, if that's how we have to do it.
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282. Hey, pea brain! Bring it on!
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283. Hulky!
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284. Over here!
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285. You can't hide from Hulk!
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286. Hi, there, you're in so much trouble.
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287. Hulk is strongest there is!
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288. Hulk knows you.
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289. Stupid man in black
should leave Hulk alone!
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290. Okay.
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291. Someday you and me are gonna settle this.
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292. Not like that.
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293. Two words, arm wrestling.
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294. You lose, Agent Pratt.
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295. You fool.
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296. Do you have any idea who I work for?
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297. I know who you don't work for.
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298. What about Bruce?
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299. I'll keep working on a cure,
just like for Ben.
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300. I suspect right now,
both Bruce Banner and the Hulk
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301. - just want to be left alone.
- I could have taken him.
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302. If I'd wanted to.
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303. How?
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304. By breaking his hands with your face?
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305. Thing smash!
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