1. Steady as she goes.
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2. I hope... Huh?
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3. What you doin' there, big guy?
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4. Not today, Johnny.
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5. Not today.
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6. If you trick me,
if any of my food burns up,
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7. if I sit on a whoopee cushion,
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8. anything, it's all over for you.
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9. Me? Never.
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10. Besides, I don't need to do anything.
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11. Yeah, well, keep it that way.
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12. Flame-brain, what are you...
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13. How long you been
looking forward to this game?
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14. Hmm? Months, right?
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15. Torch, I swear,
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16. this is the final match of the World Cup.
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17. If you mess this up...
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18. Haven't you learned after all this time?
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19. I don't have to do anything.
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20. Your bad luck will take care of it for me.
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21. It could be Doom, maybe the Skrulls,
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22. I don't know,
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23. but something is going to mess this up
for you.
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24. Go ahead, try it.
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25. Welcome to the start
of the World Cup final!
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26. - Hmm?
- See?
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27. Johnny?
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28. Hey, it wasn't me.
I told you, it's your bad luck.
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29. Huh?
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30. Huh?
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31. Ben,
I think you're gonna miss your game.
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32. Hey, look!
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33. So, what is this?
Is that an end-of-the-world death ray?
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34. We should be down in the city
trying to help people.
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35. I really, really like red.
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36. The beam is moving,
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37. but it's leaving behind
some kind of energy residue.
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38. Hang on.
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39. That bad, huh?
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40. H.E.R.B.I.E., access our satellite.
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41. Give me an image of the entire area
the beam is affecting.
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42. Will do.
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43. And see if you can get me
the score of the game.
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44. Incredible. It's writing.
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45. H.E.R.B.I.E., run the image
through the universal translator.
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46. Translator running.
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47. Reed, what could do this?
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48. This is taking forever.
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49. I'm hungry.
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50. Can we grab some drive-through?
Come on, it'll be quick.
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51. What do you have, H.E.R.B.I.E.?
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52. The score is 2-1, Brazil.
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53. What? You're kidding. We're down!
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54. H.E.R.B.I.E., the translation.
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55. The word translates
as "mine."
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56. "Mine?"
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57. Man, someone graffitied the planet!
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58. That's just crazy.
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59. Does anyone hear something?
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60. Proximity alert!
Incoming object approaching from space.
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61. Um, right behind you?
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62. Oh, nuts. Everybody hang on!
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63. Well, I guess that answers
my whole "What could do this" question.
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64. In the name of Terminus,
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65. I claim this world called...
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66. Earth.
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67. Earth. Earth, I knew that.
Earth is mine.
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68. That is all.
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69. Ew.
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70. Hmm?
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71. The Fantastic Four.
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72. Johnny, be ready in case
our large visitor attacks.
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73. Susan, be ready
in case Johnny does something...
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74. Well, you know.
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75. Something awesome?
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76. Huh?
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77. We're on it.
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78. Just let me do all the talking.
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79. Don't worry.
I'm just gonna go and say, "Hi."
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80. Johnny, wait!
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81. Hey, buddy, in town for a little R&R?
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82. Doing some sightseeing,
maybe catch a show?
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83. Well, too bad!
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84. You're too tall and way, way too ugly.
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85. I hate you.
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86. I cannot believe it, the Fantastic Four.
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87. Legends of your heroic exploits
have reached even the Zundamite Galaxy.
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88. Yeah, that's swell and all,
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89. but we're a little more interested
in your 200-foot-tall buddy over there.
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90. Yes, Terminus.
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91. We had heard of him prior to his arrival
on our planet.
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92. Terminus is a scourge on the universe,
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93. going from planet to planet
stealing technology
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94. and natural resources.
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95. Stealing? How?
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96. How? Destructively.
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97. He would've done the same to my planet
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98. had I not told him of a much richer
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99. of a much richer
and more valuable planet...
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100. Earth.
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101. Thanks a lot, pal.
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102. So... Hello.
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103. Welcome to Earth.
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104. Welcome?
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105. Terminus is not welcome.
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106. I am here to scavenge your planet.
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107. What? You're on a scavenger hunt?
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108. Whoa!
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109. This energy is mine.
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110. These minerals, that building,
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111. maybe that one over there, too.
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112. It's all mine.
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113. - Reed!
- What have you done?
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114. Please, no,
you misunderstand.
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115. My planet's scientists theorized
that of all the beings in the universe,
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116. only you were capable
of stopping Terminus.
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117. How can we stop him?
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118. Oh, we don't know. It was only a theory.
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119. Little twerp.
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120. You got a plan, right, big brain?
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121. Stretch?
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122. He's...
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123. Really big, isn't he?
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124. Uh-oh.
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125. Johnny. Johnny, move!
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126. Huh?
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127. Susan!
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128. Get your brain in gear, Stretch.
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129. I'll grab Suzy.
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130. You find a way to stop that thing.
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131. Come on, Suzy. Come on. Wake up!
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132. Got you!
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133. Did I get him?
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134. Yeah, Suzy, sure you did.
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135. Come on!
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136. Oh, just five more minutes, Suzy!
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137. Reed, what's the plan?
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138. Terminus's lance is doing
incalculable damage
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139. to the Earth under the city.
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140. His metal armor is an unknown element.
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141. He's converting all the materials in range
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142. into an unknown energy.
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143. Wait a minute. You don't have a plan?
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144. Are you saying we can't stop this guy?
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145. No, we will. I just need more time.
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146. I'll see what I can do.
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147. Johnny!
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148. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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149. Whoa, time out.
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150. Major misunderstanding here, dude.
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151. You came here to... Scavenge?
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152. Well, you're in the wrong spot.
All the good stuff is way over there.
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153. What just happened?
Why'd he stop?
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154. What did Johnny do?
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155. I... I think he came up with a plan.
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156. Oh, crud.
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157. Hmm.
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158. What kind of stuff is over there?
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159. Treasure!
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160. Loads of great resources, fossil fuels,
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161. all kinds of great technology.
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162. You name it.
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163. Hmm, lead me to this treasure, human.
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164. But know this,
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165. if you're trying to trick me,
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166. I will destroy you and your planet,
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167. er, not necessarily in that order.
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168. Trick you? Please.
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169. Just follow me to the goods.
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170. Help me.
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171. Well, you got to hand it to him.
He got the big guy to stop.
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172. No, Terminus won't stop,
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173. but Johnny did buy us some time.
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174. Everybody in. We're going after them.
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175. All right, one side, everybody.
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176. Giant alien coming through.
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177. Oh, look, bricks.
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178. Those are...
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179. Those are totally valuable, tons of those.
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180. And, well, there's tons of...
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181. Oh, sewage!
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182. Did you want some sewage? It's the best.
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183. You take all the yummy,
raw, sewage you want.
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184. Mmm, tasty.
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185. You're doing great, Johnny.
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186. Just keep Terminus occupied
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187. while we come up
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188. Occupied.
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189. Yeah, sure, no problem.
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190. I don't think there's anything down there.
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191. Johnny, I've got something.
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192. Lead Terminus to Central Park.
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193. This will work,
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194. but it could be messy.
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195. Johnny, lead Terminus this way.
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196. Johnny, lead Terminus that way.
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197. We should just take him to Doom's castle
and have him eat that.
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198. Johnny...
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199. Enough. I demand this treasure now.
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200. It's right here.
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201. Er, I mean, it's over there.
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202. Well, it's around here somewhere, I think.
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203. You try my patience.
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204. No, wait.
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205. Did you mean over here this way,
or over there that way?
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206. Hey, is there something on my back?
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207. The anti-gravity devices are active.
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208. Johnny, clear out!
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209. Oh, no...
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210. What was that?
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211. Way to go, Stretch.
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212. Aw, where did Terminus go?
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213. Actually, Terminus didn't go anywhere.
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214. The Earth did.
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215. My devices simply separated Terminus
from Earth's gravity,
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216. and Terminus was left behind as...
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217. As...
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218. That is it!
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219. I was going to just raid
your little planet,
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220. but now...
Now I am going to shatter your world
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221. and take whatever scraps are left!
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222. Hi, guys.
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223. I've got the final score of the game.
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224. H.E.R.B.I.E., your timing stinks.
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225. So this is it, huh?
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226. Well, that could've gone better.
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227. Man, I should've told him
the moon was made of cheese or something.
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228. Everybody loves cheese.
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229. Don't feel bad, kid.
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230. Sure the planet's gonna get destroyed
and all,
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231. but you showed some real spunk.
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232. I'm just glad we were able
to get outside today.
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233. I mean, aside from this energy storm,
it's a really beautiful day out.
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234. What is the matter with you three?
You're making jokes?
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235. Everything we tried was useless.
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236. All the foes we've faced,
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237. Doom, Annihilus, Super-Skrull.
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238. We've always beat them, but this...
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239. This is different.
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240. Terminus is unstoppable.
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241. How can you not take this seriously?
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242. Because it's you, Reed.
You'll come up with something.
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243. You know how many times
you've let us down?
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244. Ever?
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245. About zero.
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246. There's always a way.
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247. You know who told me that?
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248. You did, Stretch.
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249. So let's get out there
and clobber this guy.
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250. Thank you.
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251. Now, let's go clobber this guy.
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252. Flame on!
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253. Johnny, blast the joints
of Terminus's armor.
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254. Look for any weakness you can find.
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255. Susan, Ben,
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256. maneuver 73.
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257. Wait, wait, I forgot which one that...
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258. Whoa!
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259. Knock it off, insects.
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260. Hi, did you miss me?
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261. Ben, Susan, now!
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262. Ben, incoming!
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263. Okay, you miserable little gnats,
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264. when I get my hands on you,
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265. I'm going to...
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266. To eat you, maybe.
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267. That's some tough armor.
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268. Maybe we can convince him
to beat himself up.
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269. Of course. How could I be so blind?
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270. The lance.
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271. - W-We already tried taking...
- Oh!
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272. You could've just said, "Watch out."
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273. Hmm.
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274. I was so caught up in the crisis
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275. that I didn't realize there was something
that could hurt Terminus, himself.
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276. Whoops.
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277. So what's the plan?
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278. Johnny, get Terminus to shoot at you.
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279. Get ready, Ben.
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280. Ha-ha, you're dumb.
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281. There never was any treasure.
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282. What? Will your deceptions never end?
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283. Oh, I will destroy you for this.
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284. - Missed!
- Wait for it.
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285. Get Johnny between us.
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286. Now!
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287. You're up, Ben.
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288. What do you... Gotcha.
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289. Banzai!
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290. No. No, stop!
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291. Ew!
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292. Terminus the scavenger
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293. is helpless without his armor.
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294. No, I am Terminus.
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295. You are nothing to me.
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296. Don't look at me. Don't look at me!
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297. I am Terminus!
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298. Man, shouldn't he have hit bottom by now?
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299. I fear that Terminus
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300. one of Earth's greatest resources,
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301. steaming hot magma.
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302. What did I miss?
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303. They beat him.
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304. You're kidding.
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305. Huh, didn't see that coming.
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306. We won! Yes!
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307. The game, my team won the game.
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308. Sorry.
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309. Good thing you taped it
so you can watch it later, huh?
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310. Huh?
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311. I forgot to tape it.
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312. See, you did it. You found a way.
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313. No, we did it as a team.
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314. We don't have to clean this up,
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315. You big whiner.
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316. Matchstick!
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317. Do you mind?
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318. All of this is mine.
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