1. You want a piece of me, Matchstick?
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2. Well, come and get some.
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3. Hmm?
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4. Oh, you're going down, sledge head.
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5. Ooh!
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6. Destroy the Fantastic Four.
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7. Do you think your little spat
could wait...
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8. - Huh?
- ... until after we stop the giant robot?
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9. Oh, please.
Again with the Doombots.
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10. Look, bub, do you mind?
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11. We're having
a gentlemen's discussion here.
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12. Discuss this.
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13. This Doombot is different
than the others.
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14. It's anticipating our moves.
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15. Whatever, Stretch. A Doombot's a Doombot
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16. and they all get clobbered.
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17. Guys, a little help here.
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18. Hey, tin can.
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19. Got to admit, didn't see that coming.
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20. Fascinating.
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21. It's adapting as it fights us.
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22. It's learning.
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23. Whoop-de-doo.
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24. If it's so smart,
how come we're still standing?
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25. Whoa!
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26. Never mind.
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27. Oh, Ben.
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28. Whoops.
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29. We have to overload its adaptive program.
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30. Attack simultaneously.
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31. Now.
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32. - Huh?
- Curious.
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33. It almost looks disoriented.
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34. Everybody, hit him again.
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35. No destroy, no destroy.
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36. - No destroy.
- Well, didn't see that coming, either.
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37. No destroy.
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38. Uh, Reed, what's going on?
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39. Let's clobber the thing
and figure it out later.
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40. A fully self-awareness
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41. sentient artificial intelligence.
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42. - Nerd.
- Something amazing has happened.
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43. We need to bring the creature
back to my lab for study.
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44. Are you nuts?
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45. Doombot, emphasis on the doom.
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46. It's a trick. Just look at the thing.
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47. I say we melt it.
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48. Why? 'Cause it looks like a big monster?
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49. Well, guess what. I changed my mind.
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50. Let's take the bot back.
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51. Huh, great.
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52. Adaptoid signal
not detected.
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53. Insipid machine.
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54. Doom does not tolerate failure.
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55. Restore communication
with the Adaptoid now.
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56. Adaptoid signal detected.
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57. The signal is moving.
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58. The signal has entered
the Baxter Building.
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59. Mmm, Richards.
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60. Adaptoid, resume your attack
on the Fantastic Four.
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61. - Negative response.
- What?
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62. The Adaptoid's software
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63. is being rewritten at core level.
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64. I will not allow this.
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65. Richards will be destroyed.
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66. Begin transmitting.
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67. Doom's word is law.
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68. How is this a good idea?
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69. Huh?
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70. Doom's only concern was to make a robot
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71. adaptable enough to defeat us
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72. but I believe he inadvertently created
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73. a machine that can think.
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74. Like a person.
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75. So? H.E.R.B.I.E does that.
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76. You know, thinks and stuff.
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77. This algorithm is organic.
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78. It actually mimics the human mind.
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79. Nothing I've created comes close.
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80. - Not even H.E.R.B.I.E.
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81. Subtle, Reed.
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82. H.E.R.B.I.E, come back online, please.
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83. H.E.R.B.I.E.
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84. Hmm. Well, I suppose I'll have to wait
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85. until H.E.R.B.I.E comes back online
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86. to continue my analysis.
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87. Or you could just try talking to it,
genius.
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88. Yo, robot. What's up?
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89. Doom's word is law.
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90. See? Evil robot.
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91. Shut it, flame brain.
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92. Hello, robot.
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93. Hello. Doom's word is law.
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94. Yeah, I got that.
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95. What are you doing?
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96. Destroy the Fantastic Four.
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97. What are you doing?
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98. Huh, that was cute and evil
at the same time.
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99. Human interaction is a valid test
for artificial intelligence.
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100. Keep going, Ben.
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101. My name's Ben.
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102. What's yours?
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103. My name is...
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104. My name is...
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105. destroy.
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106. Hmm, how about Mutilator?
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107. Or, uh, bad idea?
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108. Or, oh, or Ben is Dumb?
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109. We're calling him Bruiser.
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110. - That fits.
- Um, it's house-broken, right?
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111. Move, now.
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112. Yeah, quit rushing me.
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113. I'm strategizing.
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114. How's man's best friend doing?
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115. It's really amazing, Susan.
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116. Doom has no idea what he's done.
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117. They've worked their way up
to more complex games of strategy.
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118. Uh, Lollipop Island?
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119. Complex for Ben, I mean.
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120. I still haven't found a way
to disable Bruiser's weapon systems
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121. but Ben trusts him.
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122. They seem to have really bonded.
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123. Go back three spaces.
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124. Destroy.
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125. Whoa. Look, Bruiser...
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126. clobbering things ain't always the answer.
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127. It is clobbering time.
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128. Yeah, lots of times, sure.
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129. But not always.
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130. Understand?
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131. Doom's word is law.
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132. Yeah? Says who?
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133. Come on. Time to teach you
the important stuff.
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134. Important stuff?
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135. Free food for Johnny.
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136. You should have seen
the look on your face.
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137. Uh-oh.
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138. Adaptoid program accessed, Lord Doom.
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139. Excellent. Proceed.
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140. H.E.R.B.I.E, are you in there?
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141. Come on, H.E.R.B.I.E. Come back.
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142. It's, uh, just not
a mainframe without you.
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143. No, this is perfect.
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144. Here I can do tasks suitable
for a machine of my simplicity.
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145. Do you need any numbers
added or subtracted?
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146. Oh, wait, I may not be advanced enough
for subtracting.
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147. Oh, Reed, will you say something to him?
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148. I can't believe that H.E.R.B.I.E
doesn't think.
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149. I mean, he's neurotic.
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150. Doesn't that count as human intelligence?
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151. Nope.
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152. You're not helping, Reed.
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153. Doom's word is law.
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154. Yeah, Bruiser, we know.
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155. Huh?
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156. Doom's word is law.
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157. Yo, Bruiser,
get your fire extinguisher ready.
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158. Hot stuff coming through.
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159. Oh, sure, run to the evil robot.
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160. I got plenty for him, too.
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161. Huh? Huh?
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162. Man, Reed is messy.
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163. I thought Suzy was up here too.
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164. Weird that they'd just take off.
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165. Nice of them to invite us.
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166. Bruiser.
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167. He took them.
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168. Great. You just had to make it
your little pet, didn't you?
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169. I can't believe it, that Bruiser would...
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170. That I let that no-good robot take them.
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171. I'm going to get Reed and Suzy back
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172. and I'm going to pulverize that two-timing
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173. double-crossing rust bucket.
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174. You've done enough, tubbo.
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175. If anyone's going to save them, it's me.
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176. Huh?
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177. Now...
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178. where do you think they went?
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179. While I may not be a super-adaptive
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180. next-generation Doombot
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181. I am smart enough to realize that
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182. the most likely destination
is the Latverian embassy.
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183. Oh, I got it.
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184. He took them to Doom's castle.
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185. My fault, Susan.
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186. I was so eager to study a machine
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187. I neglected the safety
of my friends and my family.
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188. You shouldn't blame yourself, Reed.
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189. Blame Ben and Johnny.
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190. I'm sure he deserves it for something.
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191. Huh?
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192. Bruiser. Why?
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193. Sympathy for a machine, Susan?
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194. How touching.
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195. You fool.
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196. It was simply finding a way to defeat you.
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197. Ah, at long last
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198. the Fantastic Four, defeated.
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199. You never did check your math, Victor.
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200. Two is only half of four.
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201. You are the half that matters.
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202. The meager cleverness and leadership
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203. your team has mustered thus far
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204. has come solely from the two of you.
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205. - Uh...
- The monster and that impudent child...
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206. are no threat to Doom.
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207. Richards, so long have I waited
for this moment.
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208. I promise you...
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209. I will make it last forever.
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210. Ben and Johnny will surprise you.
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211. You'll see.
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212. We're never getting out of here, are we?
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213. You're insane.
That's never going to work.
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214. Oh, like your plan
is so much better.
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215. Yeah, it is.
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216. You've had this coming
for days, and now...
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217. Now what, firefly?
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218. Look, the plan is brilliant.
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219. We'll iron out the details
when we get there.
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220. Fine, but I'm driving.
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221. We'll flip a coin.
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222. The Fantasticar approaches.
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223. So it begins.
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224. Now, Richards...
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225. watch as your friends meet their end.
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226. Their assault will be short-lived.
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227. They provide a ridiculously clear target
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228. for the embassy's defenses.
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229. Pity. I'd hoped for a bit more sport.
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230. Fire.
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231. Hmm. Grimm's piloting skills are...
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232. No, that's impossible.
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233. They can't possibly evade every weapon.
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234. The flight pattern, it's perfectly random.
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235. It was heads.
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236. Will you get off?
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237. I'm driving.
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238. Don't make me come out there.
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239. I will melt through this.
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240. Flame brain!
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241. Hey, we're here.
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242. See you inside, rock slide.
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243. Not without me, you don't.
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244. Take the wheel, H.E.R.B.I.E.
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245. Where did you go, nimrod?
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246. I melted in. That was the plan.
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247. We were going to melt in.
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248. It was smash in.
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249. We were supposed to smash in.
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250. You're blowing
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251. Your plan?
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252. I really hate this place.
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253. The embassy has been breached
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254. at two locations, Lord Doom.
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255. A dual-pronged attack.
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256. Intriguing.
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257. Perhaps they will offer
a slight challenge after all.
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258. You're wrong about Ben and Johnny, Victor.
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259. The Fantastic Four would be nothing
without them.
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260. As you wish.
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261. Here's a little appetizer
to hold you over.
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262. Yeah, well, until the main course.
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263. There you are.
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264. You're totally going the wrong way.
What, are you taking the tour?
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265. - What's that?
- Hmm. Nothing.
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266. Mechanical defenses
defeated, Lord Doom.
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267. Having problems, Victor?
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268. Be silent.
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269. I have only begun.
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270. Let us see how their meager intellects
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271. fare against my science.
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272. Your shoe's untied.
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273. Nice try. I'm not wearing any shoes.
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274. Hmm?
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275. So, um, what's that?
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276. Hmm. Beats me.
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277. I'm going to throw a rock at it.
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278. Yeah, sure. Go for it.
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279. Huh?
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280. Come on. Let me hear you say it.
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281. I'm a genius.
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282. Whatever.
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283. Fireball would have done the same thing.
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284. Huh!
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285. Inconceivable.
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286. They actually collapsed
my localized black hole.
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287. Don't you understand, Victor?
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288. They don't care how ingenious
your defenses are
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289. or how amazing your science is.
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290. They just care about rescuing us.
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291. What are you blathering on about?
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292. You'll never beat them, Doom
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293. because you don't know how to fight them.
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294. Do you really expect me
to be defeated by dumb luck?
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295. I think not.
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296. They cannot stumble their way
through sheer force.
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297. All Doombots, converge on the intruders.
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298. Destroy them.
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299. Hmm. Looks like my birthday
came early this year.
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300. Well, I'm not
getting you anything.
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301. You and your stupid pet robots.
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302. I'm melting all of these
before you adopt them.
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303. Flame on!
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304. Hey, that one was mine.
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305. Yeah? I didn't see your name on it...
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306. Whoa, look out.
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307. Hang on, kid.
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308. That's all you got?
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309. Ah, that's tight.
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310. Ah, that's tight. Ow.
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311. Go, get my sister.
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312. - And Reed, if you have time.
- Matchstick.
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313. Hmm...
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314. Johnny.
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315. Huh.
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316. Hey, guys.
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317. I'm here to rescue you.
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318. Maybe after a quick nap.
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319. Grimm will join you soon
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320. and then you will learn
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321. what it means to cross Victor Von Doom.
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322. Who's next?
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323. You are.
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324. Adaptoid, destroy him.
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325. Destroy.
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326. You no-good,
backstabbing hunk of junk.
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327. We took you into our home.
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328. We treated you like family.
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329. You were supposed
to be our friend.
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330. Turns out you're just one more Doombot.
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331. Bruiser?
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332. Ben, it's still Bruiser in there.
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333. You're getting through to him.
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334. What? Ben, don't fall for it again.
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335. Even you're not that dense.
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336. What do you got, Stretch?
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337. Like you said, Ben,
just try talking to him.
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338. Don't do this, Bruiser.
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339. You don't want to work with Doom.
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340. He's evil. He didn't even give you a name.
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341. Whoa.
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342. Oh.
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343. Finish him.
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344. So commands Doom.
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345. Hmm...
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346. No matter.
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347. I've long relished
dispatching this brute myself.
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348. No destroy.
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349. Silence, machine.
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350. Obey your master.
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351. Doom's word is law.
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352. Says who?
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353. Nice one, Bruiser.
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354. Now let's see if you still remember this.
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355. It's clobbering time!
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356. I plan for every contingency, cretins.
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357. Even this.
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358. Doom Omega 2-2-1.
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359. Code accepted.
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360. Beginning self-destruct sequence.
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361. T-minus 60.
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362. Uh, Bruiser, buddy
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363. that sounds like something
you shouldn't do.
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364. No one defies Doom.
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365. Can you say "bluff"?
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366. What's to keep you from being destroyed
with us, Doomsy?
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367. Besides that.
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368. I mean...
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369. Whoa!
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370. I think I can disable the bomb.
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371. Ben, get me out of this.
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372. I was referring to the off button
on the floor
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373. but that worked too.
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374. Now, if I can access...
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375. No good.
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376. Doom has protected it too well.
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377. Hey, whoa.
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378. You're not going anywhere, buddy.
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379. We're in this together.
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380. No. No destroy Ben.
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381. T-minus seven.
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382. Bruiser.
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383. Huh?
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384. Come on, we got to go back for Bruiser.
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385. I'm sorry, Ben,
but there's just no way
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386. he could have survived. Bruiser is gone.
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387. Says who?
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388. Bruiser? Bruiser.
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389. You're OK.
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390. Then who just exploded?
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391. Those electrical arcs.
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392. Bruiser must have
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393. into my PDA.
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394. What, like H.E.R.B.I.E did?
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395. That's right.
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396. So that means I'm smarter, right?
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397. Uh, sure, H.E.R.B.I.E. Of course, you are.
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398. What the heck was that for, Matchstick?
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399. I finally remember why we were fighting.
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400. You took the last slice of pizza, jerk.
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401. Mm-hmm.
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402. Stretch, hurry up
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